When Trump loses, the Cred Forums tears will sustain me for weeks, maybe even months. I shall descend upon this board like a wolf upon a lamb, and bask in the unending impotent rage that this board will pump out. I will gaze upon the suicide threads and rage posts, and drink deep of their whining. When they actually start livestreaming their own suicides and self-mutilation, I'll know true ecstasy.
I don't think my penis will ever be harder than it will be when a million Cred Forums tards cry out in itty bitty white boi penis fury simultaneously.
They'll try to convince themselves it was a rigged election. They'll try to convince themselves that the Jews had pulled a fast one on them.
"We will riot!" They will say. "Race war!" "Day of the rope!" they will cry.
Time will pass, and they will do nothing because they only talk. They are too cowardly and weak to do anything
But best of all, none of their bitching will balm the pain of knowing that their God Emperor, their hero, will go down in history as an embarrassment, as an amusing footnote at best, as the loud obnoxious asshole who lost to the first WOMAN president. The entire nation KNOWS that Hillary is a literal criminal, that she's practically bathed in the blood of 4 dead Americans, intimidated Bill's rape victims into silence, and her administration will surely be mired in constant scandals and ethical breaches. But all this only drives home just how little the American people think of Trump. After all her bullshit, her crimes, her lies, they STILL see Hillary as being superior to Trump. When the denizens of Cred Forums come to this realization, they shall know true, soul-crushing, all-encompassing despair. Exquisite shall be their pain. I will look into their eyes and watch their spirit break, and won't reach my climax a moment sooner.
CORRECTING THE RECORD ON SATURDAY NIGHT EVEN THOUGH KILLARY'S LOSING THE FIGHT NOTHING LEFT BUT THE REDDEST PILL KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING SHILL
Andrew Perry
>the Cred Forums tears will sustain me for weeks This isn't tumblr or some other liberal hugbox.
Alexander Hill
CTR provides employees with a set of proxies and instructs them to rotate between them
Aiden Gray
Fucking owned, you moronic little retards.
Adrian Cox
bump2
Julian Ramirez
yeah, this is the other end of the spectrum. the horse shoe theory is 100% spot on.
this is an alt-right white boi weenie club house echo chamber hug box. if people invade your safe space and challenge your views you accuse them of being a shill or 'CTR'.
Jackson Myers
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Carter Gutierrez
Get out of here Cell! How did you escape hell this time huh?
Joseph Rogers
I cannot go on anymore. I am incapable of feeling anything but nigger-cock, loneliness or endless satisfaction.Even when I try to be with a friend, I feel like I am alone and that my heart is about to burst.Today my nigga Deshaun was asking for food for the 10th time in 5 hours, so I completely snapped by throwing his EBT cards all over the ground and filling his bowl until it overflowed. I chased the young black youth asking "aren't you hungry now?? huh?? I thought you wanted food?? why don't you fucking eat??" until I let him outside, picked up a sweeper, of which I used to sweep a couple of EBT cards before collapsing on the floor crying loud for what felt like an eternity. After I was able to get myself off the floor, I took a bunch of erectile-dsyfunction medication and prepared it in a bag for when I have finally hadenough,which I feel will be this weekend. Fuck.. -Wayne Lambright
Angel Rodriguez
still, remarkably less fun now he's already lost
imagine if it was still undecided at election night, then he'd lose
Leo Nelson
Let me put the Trump Tax return release in simple terms so you can understand.
Donald Trump wrote off $916m as a loss which let him keep that much in taxes over next few decades, Brilliant move!
Like he always said. Donald used the laws of the country to his advantage and had chapter 11 bankruptcy for his casinos, which he came back from and put in record books. This isn't some advanced loophole. This is a single year return and he even wrote a book where mentioned this billion dollar loss: "The Art of the Comeback"
He has run and built an organization for the past 45 years and who, in 2014, had at least 22,000 employees and generated $9.5 billion in annual revenue AND ran the most efficient campaign in modern history. Paying a ton of taxes through business. (Here is a link - archive.is/p3Xle))
This is in summary of what was released.
In the end he duped the media (again) and destroyed Hillary's talking point.
This guy is serious on being president.
It's amazing!
All the libs in this country are nothing but stupid parasites. Seems they aren't educated.
Asher Murphy
>Cuckstralia
Go fix your own government first.
Angel Foster
Okay reddit its time to stop before i start using your computers for a botnett. Your raid was cute but its time to pack it in.
Thomas Jones
fuck off cunt
Anthony Lewis
inferior people (liberals/redditors) come here all the time calling Cred Forums names and we never got to the UN or the police and file harassment reports. We just get into it like champions.
You go to twitter, tumblr, reddit they get over emotional and go to the UN and say "the internet is mean make it stop plz".
Jaxson Reyes
btfo
Justin Hill
not so fast
Jace Sullivan
The problem with your theory is that people here are growing bored of no happening. How long till some mastermind makes one? Huh, punk? See you thought you post was even slightly intelligent, hell you thought you were to upper echelon of complex though. THIS was NOT the case. You failed to percieve beyond the small, tiny, insignificant, pathetic, worthless box, known as your derth of what is a sub-average intellect. Maybe next time let the school have to do the schooling pal. I didn't want to hurt your pride this way. You needed this wake up call though. And since nobody else decided to do it. I stepped up to the plate to dish out an unholy reckoning on your failed existence you worm. While continue to fester and grow bolder on this site, THIS POST will make you think twice you rat. Maybe next time you'll think twice kid. Otherwise I'll have to give you the big fist in person. I mean, how DARE you shit on my board, with such a meaningless post. Absolute garbage. Pathetic. Get out of the garage and into the real world pal. It isn't 2012 when people deluded themselves anymore. Now we know how to think, REAL THOUGHTS.
t. Guy wishing he could make good pasta
Colton Watson
Autism the post
Logan Cox
I cannot go on anymore. I am incapable of feeling anything but nigger-cock, loneliness or endless satisfaction.Even when I try to be with a friend, I feel like I am alone and that my heart is about to burst.Today my nigga Deshaun was asking for food for the 10th time in 5 hours, so I completely snapped by throwing his EBT cards all over the ground and filling his bowl until it overflowed. I chased the young black youth asking "aren't you hungry now?? huh?? I thought you wanted food?? why don't you fucking eat??" until I let him outside, picked up a sweeper, of which I used to sweep a couple of EBT cards before collapsing on the floor crying loud for what felt like an eternity. After I was able to get myself off the floor, I took a bunch of erectile-dsyfunction medication and prepared it in a bag for when I have finally hadenough,which I feel will be this weekend. Fuck.. -Wayne Lambright
Kevin Reyes
Sage
Dominic Jones
Hadn't seen this copypasta in like two months. Got a bit worried that the shills forgot how to shill.
Jaxson Baker
When the global economy collapses and WW3 starts I would like Hillary to be President. She will fail pathetically and establishment politicians get the blame. If Trump wins he will be blamed and outsider ideologies will be blamed also. If Trump wins we win the battle but lose the war. #4Dchess
Mason Adams
If Trump doesn't win, then I am pretty sure that Cred Forums will crack. We're already proabbly not going to exist by the end of next year. I imagine that the reaction will lead to action.
Lucas Ward
At the very least I got dubs.
Jonathan White
The way redditors fantasize about Trump losing is sad. They don't even care about Hillary winning. None of them even care about her enough to vote.
Trump is going to win and you haters and losers are going to go back to plebbit.
James Martinez
Okay.
Luke Richardson
>He wants hillary to win. >Cant see how both cases, its doesnt matter. >Won't see Cred Forums for what it is. >He really wants Hillary to win. >Straya.
Austin Hughes
no one on pol will care either way, we're like jews, we win no matter what.
Oliver Russell
this isn't your blog. get the fuck off, mate.
Benjamin Kelly
When will you realize that tweeting racist Pepes is more powerful than any protest? Without a dime of that sweet, sweet Soros money we have become as powerful and influential as BLM, and it's only just beginning.
Sweet copypasta, Straya, but you need to step it up.
on the hypothetical that Trump loses, it will be shills shilling shills all in the name of Hillary, bar a few angsty, antsy lurkers. Most of us will step away from our posts and prepare for the coming storm.
