CALIFORNIA DESTRUCTION THREAD #3

I cannot go on anymore. I am incapable of feeling anything but nigger-cock, loneliness or endless satisfaction.Even when I try to be with a friend, I feel like I am alone and that my heart is about to burst.Today my nigga Deshaun was asking for food for the 10th time in 5 hours, so I completely snapped by throwing his EBT cards all over the ground and filling his bowl until it overflowed. I chased the young black youth asking "aren't you hungry now?? huh?? I thought you wanted food?? why don't you fucking eat??" until I let him outside, picked up a sweeper, of which I used to sweep a couple of EBT cards before collapsing on the floor crying loud for what felt like an eternity. After I was able to get myself off the floor, I took a bunch of erectile-dsyfunction medication and prepared it in a bag for when I have finally hadenough,which I feel will be this weekend. Fuck..
-Wayne Lambright

>KKKevin
Noice

Don't forget to post the severe onion rings warning for Southern Australia

If singles nothing happens

kek says commiefornia is gonna die

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>tfw i live on 3rd floor and 5 miles from the beach

Hopefully my building doesn't collapse so the tsunami water doesn't reach me at least

Reply to this post and KEK will destroy commiefornia

>tfw live in Taft, CA. Only 10 miles to San Andrea Fault from my house.

I'm fucked.

That happened last thread too

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AYYYY praise kek

Oh shit. It's happening!

youtu.be/yB76BBlMfDs

DELET THIS

Jefferson only remaining landmass confirmed.

Here's one (you) use it well.

Temecula Anons, report in!
>Meadows and Pauba

RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

Well fuck this doesnt bode well.

ayy codys lab

fuck. is Kek playing with us?

Just imagine
>california is destroyed
>niggers dont go to vote
>republicans will vote despite the chaos
>CA goes red

someone cancel this fucking leaf

Please kek make the big one hit Oregon too.

>scriptkiddie?

A FUCKING LEAF

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Fucking script kiddies.

Kek wills it

Hopefully it takes out nevada as well, or at least Washoe county

Only tell white people though, let the googles and Mexicants be totally unaware.

/thread

I will say again nothing will happen

everyone is safe

singles confirm

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>LA is turned into an inhospitable wasteland
>Hollywood is burnt to the ground in the resulting fires
>San Francisco slides right into the fucking ocean, all the gays and diversity hires of silicon valley die horribly
>With the two worst voting blocks of the state gone, california actually turns red for the election
>The nation overall sees massive benefit from their pestilent culture being eliminated
Oh what a day

I can't believe you've done this.

So what would go down if this thing finally broke? I imagine this shit's been building for a while.

Will kek bless us with a happening?

Hive mind?

trust A FUCKING LEAF, to fuck things up

Kill yourself.

THATS IT IM GOING TO GO KILL A 100 LEAFS!!!

how the fuck does an emu know about nevada? also, fuck you

what did Kek mean by this

or My town will become a beach front. My house value will goes up.

It's beautiful.

Stick around, Wayne. You are a part of Cred Forums. You may not become the president, but you have Cred Forums.

Will a massive fallout from a 8.3+ quake be good or bad for Trump?

lmao nothing's gonna happen. Remember Deutsche Bank?

This post is the real tragedy, not any natural disaster.

I have a personal vendetta against a specific person in Reno.

California will never flip so might as well make it sink

>yfw thousands of beaners. and Jews die

Thanks bro

here we go!

would you shoot that man in reno, just to watch him die?

I wasn't referring to voters in California, but on the national stage.

>happening thread
>its all roleplaying and prophetic dub rolling
Yup, it's nu/pol/

ill praise to the old gods for millions of dead gringos

fuck off newfag

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

If digits, it will be total obliteration

I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom, please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
Bring it down
Suck it down.
Flush it down.

>Janitor deleted the quads

Its over faggots

literally a day old, the irony, i laughed

Alegre y hermosa eres mi gran señora.

>tfw live in one of the least earthquake susceptible areas of San Diego in a very earthquake-proof house.

Bring on the shitquake god! I'm ready for all the beachbums and Angelinos to die!

>This is my moment. Right here, right now, my whole life...

Yes I would Johnny

Learn to swim

doesnt matter, happening already canceled because the leaf.

here if triple 9s real happening, if not all is safe

Lol. Commiefornia is all about the Clintons. I hope you are the only ones to live.

What areas would be affected?

Alegre y hermosa eres mi gran señora.

Niner Forty-niner confirmed

happen

I seriously hope San Diego will fall into ocean along all the SoCal.

Train God who work with Kek will make it happen.

>and az gets hit by a tsunami with California debris

i fucking hate you California fags im going to die a painful drowning death

rude

we're okay, just everything in the south/south-east needs to sink.

I LLIIIVVVEEEE CCAALLLIIFFFOORRNNIIIAAAA AAAHHHHHHH

KEK WILLS THE DESTRUCTION OF WEST CALIFORNIA

CAN'T WAKE UP

GET ME OUT OF THIS TIMELINE

RRRRRREEEEEEE

holy shit

youtube.com/watch?v=QsvvriFchcg

HE TRIED TO WARN US

I went to San Diego often from the Valley. it's home of Rudest people and unfriendly along with LA too.

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If you're from LA that's why.

If I die, it's all your fault.

I said I'm from Valley (661) near Bakersfield.

if you're from central valley or any other major metro in CA that's why. The only other Californians we don't hate are from the rural north.

Lol. If Trump is elected a month after a guant earthquake it'll literally be out of revelations.

Praise Kek!

>Those two tectonic plates rubbin each udder

What did Frankie mean by this?

I don't live in city. I live in small oilfield town.

Im in LA i'm ready to go. my state will go blue anyway.

i meant this
i responded to my own post.

Will it happen on taco tuesday?

Can we stop these threads?

Literally nothing will happen

Czech em

This isn't Haiti. Ever since 1989, the building codes have been strict as fuck concerning earthquake safety. We could easily shrug off an 8.3 earthquake.

Conspiracy theory. You're perfectly safe, Commiefornians. Take no safety steps.

>mod deletes quads but not the trips
>bans the poster that got quads for making a "dubs/trips" post
mod confirmed to be a faggot

cant possibly keep happening
singles and it absolutely doesnt happen

It will go blue with water

maybe private houses will be fine, but all brick buildings are gonna get rump-restructured

pls

Ban evasion is srs biz leaf

youtube.com/watch?v=6AtahkikPIc

Live USGS/EMSC tracking.

CAN YOU READ FUCKING RETARD? Since 1990 (i know this too since i've lived here in LA for years) buildings have been restructured and brought up to code.

What about all those nuclear plants

You'll hear a rumble, then a ding, then a number of sounds corresponding to the magnitude of the newest reported quake.

Comfy, alt-retro/ambient soundtrack.

Most buildings were built before 1989 and were never brought up to code. Also the difference between a 7.0 and 8.0 Earthquake is bigger than the difference between 1.0 and 6.0

jesus it looks like his teeth were pasted on by a 4 6 year old.

What size earthquake will it take to just shred everything anyways, regardless of code

California here

See you in Hell, cunt

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where is your lack of decency of the white man's culture you inbred swine

>tfw i live near to the gulf of california

>I have to stay alive long enough to vote for the god emperor

>imblying earthquakes can be predicted

This is just a ruse to get a development boom going

8.8+ depending on the buildings. San Andreas fault is expected to bring an earthquake that's around 7.9-8.1. But if it brings something even higher, we're fucked.

thank you el leafo

stop posting in this thread you faggots

wew gonna go buy ammo and water tomorrow

How accurate is the movie "2012" if California gets hit, anons? Will it be worse?

Tell me the truth.

in 2012 we dont get to see roaming hordes of niggers and spics preying on weak nu males whiteys at first then turning on each other

extremely inaccurate
an 8.3 earthquake cannot move a piece of the continent below sea level
itll fuck up buildings and shit to some extent

fuck off

>thinking anything that (((Hollywood))) depicts is accurate in anyway

c'mon m8

why
whats your deal man

I just told some ladies that were talking about the earthquake that we don't live near the San Andrea's fault and we have nothing to worry about. Man was i wrong. We're fucked
>mfw i live in San Bernardino County

We were rude to you because your anti-social plebeian demeanor probably came off as rude to us.

just stop bumping this thread. trust me

bump

oops my bad bro

faggot. check em

thats not how you kek

wew lad

ultimate autism

Alegre y Hermosa Eres mi gran Señora

don't worry. i missed dubs on purpose to throw them off

oh

ktla.com/2016/09/30/risk-of-big-earthquake-on-san-andreas-fault-rises-after-nearly-200-quakes-hit-salton-sea/
"Risk of birg earthquake rises TEMPORARILY" this was last Monday.
News is old, nothing's going to happen, stop making these threads.

to be fair, the niggers that would vote shill hill are most likely felons to begin with

while there isn going to be giant tracts of land rising up and dissapearing there will bemassive broken roads building bridges and a lot of fires. Just these will make cali into a hellhole it was fast reaching anyways

>be Fresno
>everyone here conservative as fuck even the beaners
>SF and LA get swallowed
>everyone I hate is in fucking LA
I'm cool with this...

Can't wait.

Where is this from?

ripipoop Califuckia

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youtube.com/watch?v=uCEeAn6_QJo

the only way to fix it is to flush it all away

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learn to swim I'll see you down in Arizona bay

If I die from this it will be kinda poetic. I'm hated for so many things already. Being white and male, being American, not being a normie, the list goes on.

Now even Cred Forums itself is inevitably going to be destroyed by the UN, and not only that, the possibility of my home, my family and my city. All while poll chants and begs for my destruction. It's poetic in a way. The world never wanted me, hu hu hu

stop bumping this thread you faggots

Fuck you

fuck you you piece of shit

Dubs or trips cancel that fucking leaf

No you xInfinity

Also you bumped the thread you retarded nigger

>earthquakes
>CA

nothing's going to happen faggots enjoy your your shit threads

Don't worry fellow burger, I've got this one

Ya but our city is in the perfect position to be flooded with refugees from both LA and San Francisco.

That is, assuming the grapevine pass isn't rendered completely and utterly fucked by the mass evacuation of refugees. That shit is busy as hell even on the best days.

Not that post though, this one is kek blessed

do you even know what 'sage' is you stupid piece of shit

Truly, kek works in mysterious ways

Yes

Chinese and Japanese investors will lose a fuckload of money. How about we make California secede, then invite Japan to invade it? I want Blade Runner aesthetics IRL, without need to speak Japanese.

If they were built by the lowest bidder, you are fucked. If they were built properly, you can breeze through no problemo.

>predicting earthquakes

The absolute gall of yankees

hey taft dude do you know a chantelle fat black girl possibly lesbian and into emo music white mom graduated 2012 i think i remember playing medal of honor heros 2 on psp with her in 2010 or lot sooner or something

Omg

Why would people from sf leave?

559 here. u southerners r gonna get raped by the earth. thank Kek for solving the cali water crisis by destroying southern cali

praise him.

shadilay

this is god's punishment for ruining California with faggots, atheists, niggers, gooks, and general degeneracy

Because I assume that a major earthquake in LA would trigger cascading earthquakes along the rest of the fault, including near SF.

Yes indeed. Still would diminish in energy. at least by two orders of magnitude. Not enough to cause complete catastrophic damage like an 8.3.

who riverside here? where should we meet up bros?

No, but enough to stir the hornets nest known as Oakland.

>559
How bad is Tower District these days?
Do people even go to Riverpark anymore?
I miss going to Table and Summit, but fuck I won't move back to that shithole.

This is California's punishment for saying it is in a statewide drought when the waterlevel has been the same everywhere besides the north for 7 years.

The idea is 2 build the wall after the quakes...

and jews

former SF Bay Area native... moved to Scranton, PA 15 years ago
>user, your repeating digits confirm Taco Tuesday. Eat early and often....

>trump is the anti Christ
>"great" speaker loved by all

Alegre y Hermosa eres mi gran Señora

these are already turning in to the new yellowstone threads

good goys...

My only sadness is the shitloads of music and film memorabilia will be lost. Apart from that, I hope my digits will it.

You don't even need SF to slide into the sea to turn CA red. Just burn down Los Angeles. (Spare Orange County, it's pretty red.)

Since a SoCal quake won't do anything to SF, this is pretty much our best case scenario. How crazy it would be if this actually happened. Well, this is the weirdest year ever. Nothing would surprise me.

vocaroo.com/i/s1XFGxvm63SD

Gas all beaners.

god is going to kill off a bunch of jews, spics, faggots, chinks & sjws.

start spreading the news
You're leaving today
You're going to be a part of it
Death toll, deaaath toooooooll

omg double palindromes

Ayy San Bernardino County.

Yeah were pretty fucked best we can hope is that our houses hold up and that we dont have to deal with any spics or nogs after it happens, if it does.

So when are you faggots going to finally wake up and realize that earthquakes and Cali is nothing new in the slightest and your fall into the ocean meme is nothing but a lie made up by asshurt east coasters?

kek please save me. If singles I will survive the earthquake.

Holy Jesus, do you guys seriously not understand how seismic land works?

The more that these small quakes happen, the chances of a larger one happening decreases. If anything people living in SoCal should be sighing a breath of relief at that mag 4 earthquake that happened on Friday, because now they don't have to worry about a big one for at least a couple months. The happeningfag reach is getting annoying now.

LISTEN TO HIDEKI YOU FUCKING CUNTS

ONLY AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING STUCK UP ARROGANT RETARD THINKS THEY CAN PREDICT EARTHQUAKES

IF YOU ATE UP THIS SHIT FOR EVEN A SECOND DO HUMANITY A FAVOR AND OFF YOURSELF

ok mr. fault

NEWFLASH: THE FAULT LINE NEVER "BREAKS OFF" YOU FUCKING IDIOT, IT STRAIGHTENS ITSELF OUT. IT HAS BEEN THIS WAY SINCE THE DAWN OF EARTH AND WILL CONTINUE TO BE THIS WAY FOR ALL ETERNITY. DEAL WITH IT, YOU FUCKING FLYOVERFAG.

LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM

>mr. san andreas fault: NOTHINGS WRONG NOTHINGS GONNA HAPPEN DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT BLAH BLAH BLAH

F

F

LEARN TO TIE A NOOSE AND KILL YOURSELF SNAIL

You know you're gonna die right? Try not to.

HERE IN THIS HOPELESS FUCKING HOLE WE CALL L.A.
THE ONLY WAY TO FIX IT IS TO FLUSH IT ALL AWAY.

Why warn Commiefornians? The more of them are culled, the less impact they'd have in the upcoming election.

You want some (if not most) of them to die.

>I live in Taft
What the fuck is wrong with you stop doing meth

Like I'd expect some nu-male cucknadian to know what he's talking about especially in this matter. Anyone who's prepared themselves for decades isn't going to die. In fact most no one dies in earthquakes, except for those who juggle knives lit on fire while it's happening.

What did you say to me you pathetic bull? You're nothing but a tool to me and my wife and her children. You will never know the joy of watching your wife get fucked right in front of your eyes and the orgasm you get from watching it. You will never EVER know the joy of eating out your wife's creampie that her bull gave her. You will never know what it is like to not be an object of sexual desire, especially when your wife tells you things such as "I never want to have sex with you again" and "I'm horny. I'm going to go over to the Bull's house". You will NEVER EVER know the pure bliss that comes when your wife tells you she's pregnant. We have hosted over 200 bulls with 80% of them being black males and 2% of them being Jewish. Any one of them could be the father but it doesn't matter because I WILL be the father and none of you pathetic bulls will get to know what it means to love a child unconditionally

>no one can predict earthquakes
But I'm telling you there won't be one.

K

BLACK >PEOPLE CAN'T SWIM

There is no such thing as a "earthquake advisory"

Op is a fucking idiot

YEAH
TOO BAD THAT ISN'T POSSIBLE
IF IT WAS IT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED MILLENNIA AGO

>tfw my region is long overdue for a fucking massive earthquake

Considering a pussy mag 4 along with many aftershocks is what shook San Diego, I'd say they're fine for a while.
retard

What about the 2011 quake? Or the one that shook south Japan earlier this year?

>live in LA
Please don't kill me Kek.

Someone should report Cred Forums trying to meme magic Commiefornia into non-existence to the (((media))).

Lots of salt to be had. Commiefornians will make wishing death upon them a hate crime and all that (((leftist))) bullshit.

Fuck man ænimea so accurate

>t. Increasingly nervous man
F

Go to bed and stop worrying about literally nothing new cuck
retard

No thanks, I think it's going red with or without an earthquake.

California will get at least an 11
kek wills it

Ohh so close, I wonder where those quads went.

Insulting people won't save you.

Rip.

Yes it can't get anything more than an 8 as much scientific evidence supports, but because a cartoon frog said so it has to be true.

google detected

Dream on or wake up
Pick one, but either way your happenings are all bullshit as they have been for decades
epic meemee
nope

PRAISE KEK!

BRING DOWN DESTRUCTION UPON THE HOLLYJEW DEGENERATES!

epic >argument

Only one that is gonna wake up is you, by an earthquake.

Yes, and then I'll go back to sleep because wowitsfuckingnothing.

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Gonna sleep forever

Rip in F

YES YES YES LET CALIFORNIA FINALLY DIE PLEASE GOD LETS THIS HAPPEN

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>Boohoohoo I want a percentage of the world population to die, many of whom could have cured cancer, because I hate liberals
retard

Yeah that's right, you didn't listen, IN GEOLOGY CLASS YOU ELEMENTARY SCHOOL DROPOUT.

>liberals
>do anything other than suck each other off
K

>MUH CURE CANCER

You're an amazing atheist :^)

You know California will probably snap off of the rest of land mass with such force that it will literally flip itself upside down.

Have fun being 5 km under the ground.

Again, it should have done that centuries ago if that were true. Alas, it's not, and the fault line merely straightens itself. Destroys a bunch of homes and kills a bunch of people? Possibly, but this fairy tale garbage has got to stop.

Maybe you should "think of the children"? What did they do? They aren't SJWs.

They all deserve to die

>Tfw live in La county, specifically the glendale/la cresenta area
Kek please let me survive so I can vote for Trump

PLEASE TAKE OUT SF!
PLEASE TAKE OUT SF!
PLEASE TAKE OUT SF!

The gays will burn again

>, it should have done that centuries ago

no it was just waiting for the right time, with just the right amount of faggots in the location.

F

Good. I hope the sea runs purple with the dyed hair of drowned hipster faggots.

Kek

F

Yeah, all those millions of children that had bright futures ahead of them? Fuck them, they deserve to die because I hate SJWs.
You WILL, HOLY FUCKING SHIT STOP.
READ A BOOK, TAKE A GEOLOGY CLASS, JUST STOP BEING SO EMBARRASSINGLY STUPID, AND FUCK OFF WITH THIS WISHFUL THINKING YOU STUPID. FUCKING. LEAF.

>gays will burn again

More like drowning plus crushing.

LOOK AT A MAP, DO ANYTHING, JUST PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN ROLEPLAY ON A CHINESE-OWNED PICTURE BOOK.

(you)

>ROLEPLAY ON A CHINESE-OWNED PICTURE BOOK.

What does he mean by this?

Well yes that too, but I'm referencing that one earthquake that triggered a fire in SF

Then they'll burn again in hell.

I mean you don't honestly believe, 100%, without a shadow of a doubt, that this is for real, do you? You're just fucking around? Honestly, please.

You hurt Mother Nature's feelings with your faggotry, now you must return to the ashes.

Rocks have feelings too asshole. Burn in hell.

F

I mean go the fuck outside, take a deep breath, and realize what a sociopathic retard this entire thread including myself sounds like right now.

That's the thing, no one knows since earthquakes can't be predicted we're just hoping there will be a huge earthquake.

This is our way of life shitlord. So what if we can't reach an orgasm without thinking of dead SJWs?

>tfw I live in Cali

OH FUCK YOU GUYS, THE GROUND IS SHAKING!!!!
THE GROUND IS SHAKING!!!

OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

Hope is just a word. I am screaming at anons out of fear even though chances are great everything will be fine and I'm being a gigantic autist right now. Are you happy that I confessed the obvious?

As of 2014, there are 38.8 million human beings living on Californian soil. Want to know how many of those are most likely SJWs? Like, 200. At the very most.
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

(you)

Well it's not just SJWs, I'm looking forward to dead googles and spics.

Be serious, dude. You might be old, frail, and on your deathbed before this happens.

I don't believe you.
Take pictures of ground.

You can't cure cancer, moron. It's not some isolated disease that can be vaccinated against. Confirmed for not knowing what the fuck you're talking about.

May Thor bring down his mighty hammer and strike the Earth, opening up to swallow you savages and consume your evil souls.

Anyone got any live streams of California? closest to the san andreas fault as possible

In terms of quakes, I know more than some irrelevant Icelander does.

Please, this is the land of fire and ice, nigga.

I love your music and I wish I could see the fjords and the northern lights first hand. Why you gotta be such a big bully?

Alegre y hermosa eres mi gran señora.

Nice dubs, regardless, Commiefornia must be destroyed before the liberal infection can be purged. Next would be the New Madrid fault line, which would hopefully wipe out much of the east coast.

PRAISE KEK! We must meme America back to greatness.

Can't you just poison the air, send poison drones and call it a day? Come on, wouldn't you rather these liberals slowly get gassed to death than to quickly and painlessly 'drown', when everyone knows drowning is one of the least painful ways to die?

well shit.

>PRAISE KEK! We must meme America back to greatness.
This.

Don't live near any tall buildings or trees.

How safe am I?

What about NorCal? San Jose area?

The fault line runs right through Alum Rock park. You gonna die, mexicant.

Here are two maps of recent CA earthquakes:

scedc.caltech.edu/recent/

earthquaketrack.com/r/southern-california/recent

>three measuring above magnitude 6.0
This is blatantly false. Nothing above a 4.3 has happened in northern california in the last 30 days, sans a 5.0 about 20 miles off the coast near Eureka.

Stop making shit up.

What exactly is so dangerous about earthquakes? I'm like 1/2 mile from the ocean too.

If singles the death toll won't be 10 million

Can I please go to sleep? I'm tired of this shit thread and tired for reals.

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You have no control. The earth opens up in certain places and moves very hard so buildings shake and can crumble; tress can be uprooted and fall over; power lines can come down so live wires are all over; city water lines break and water is flowing everywhere. Watch a video on a live earthquake. There is no where to go, nothing you can do, except pray and keep away from falling glass and rocks/buildings/etc. Scary, scary stuff.

rip in pepperonis, commie

Building collapse on you, fires everywhere, smoke inhalation, the earth opens its maw wide to consume you.

Good times for all.

>in northern california
*all of California

>>PRAISE KEK! We must meme America back to greatness.
Actually, I changed my mind. Kek is darkness, and nothing good comes from darkness. So, instead, I think this should read, "PRAISE JESUS! And pray America back to greatness! Let God shed his grace on America once again."

It's already 4:11 am can't sleep because of caffeine for studying and now this. What the fuck. Even if I'm not on a fault line the earth can open up?

>777

JACKPOT BABY

Enjoy your firey death, Californians!

>praying to a jew

Odin forgives you, lad.

[ONE MORE FINAL: I need you]
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"How disgusting"

>Even if I'm not on a fault line the earth can open up?
Sadly, yes. As the plates bang together (which causes an earthquake) the earth "shatters" and thus breaks open in various locations, not just at the fault line. You never know where the earth will open up during a quake. But not every opening is big enough to swallow you, so don't fret.

Don't panic or freak yourself out.

Does Odin forgive you for praying to an Egyptian deity?

Thanks for the info. I'm paranoid as fuck now. More worried about a tsunami than anything

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>Where were you lads when North America lost the most liberal disgusting shithole in the union?

Warming my body in the geothermal baths of my safe nation, thousands of miles from a crumbling degenerate state.

Down to Davy Jones' locker you go, check my double digits

No mexico, check my repeating digits

You can't get digits so I guess everything's fine according to your logic

You're welcome. I think a tsunami only comes into play if the epicenter of the quake is out in the ocean. If the epicenter is on land, then although the ocean will make huge waves, it should not be a tsunami (I am about 80% sure of this).

Sorry you are paranoid. When I lived in SF I had to take the BART to work, the one that when under the Bay to Oakland, and that was major stresser for me twice a day, so I know your feel.

>Warming my body in the geothermal baths of my safe nation,
Lucky duck. I have wanted to go to your country and enjoy the geothermal baths for years. Oh well, maybe in my next life.

How about this?

What is it, 4:30am in Commiefornia? Prepare your collective anus, heathens!

FUGGGGG my job is in East LA! Hopefully a bridge doesn't crush me or something. hehehe

That's good to know. Damn that must have been tough man. It's something I've never considered until now and I'm listening to the waves crash against the rocks as we speak. My school is also in isolated in the middle of the redwoods so that would make for an interesting series of events

16-16

Nice, I moved out of there only a month ago too.

Wtf I live in Los Santos

wtf i live in baghdad

wtf i live in iceland

are you the guy that went to egypt?

Nay, wrong shitposter

some icelandic guy was asking on Cred Forums for advice regarding his job a while back
he was going to egypt to repair laboratory freezers or something

Soundtrack

youtube.com/watch?v=zGBXA1tBiLw

With a population of >400k people, there probably not too many shitposters here, much less woke shitposters.

Hope he made it there.

i hope he made it back

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the earthquake will start the cleansing fire, all power and water will be knocked out because muh irrigation, this will truly end socal