I've fixed the Middle East

>Says he fixed the Middle East
>Israel still there

Pick one

Because atm it's overrun by ISIS because the Egyptians were too inept to control it.

As a result Russian airliners are getting shot down over it.

Sinai was developed and stable under Israeli rule

the enirety of lebanon should be the Christian Phoenician State
muslims deported
Syria should be the Christian Assyrian Republic, once again, muslims deported

It's like another nakba I know

a fuckin swede!

a war had broked out after's an 30 second's

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Yemen should be independent

>leaving out the kurds
they deserve the nuke most

Dear God, I miss this game...

what is this vidya?

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>turkey still there
>syria gone
no

cuxhaven

>tripfag
Whoops, now I can't tell you.

Disgusting neocon Zionist-imperialist garbage. Fuck you OP. Should have called it Greater Israel, phase one.

Allahu my brother

Keep the Shia's. Burn the Sunni's

The only way Anons

still got work to do
see

>Turkey exists
>Israel exists
>The Arabian peninsula isnt a crater

You fucked up.

I'll trade ya /fa/shionable nige?

kek look at this rustled sand nigger

How did people even control such large empires back in the day?

>splitting syria in two
>iraq still exists in some form or shape

can we not?

Nukes are nothing to us. The Emprah protects.

this should make everyone happy

>I've fixed the Middle East
No you have not, where is the nuclear exclusion zone?

I fixed it too

BURN THEM ALL

What about an assyrian Christian state in Northern Iraq with some of Syria

Iraq was actually split into 3s.

what game?

fuck off faggot

You're right. Cockroaches can survive nuclear attacks.

>Creating an Arab superpower that could dominate smaller states in the region
>Creating a permanent border-conflict between Iran, Turkey and Kurdistan
>Jordan-Palestine doesn't cover Palestine
>Totally unnecessarily splitting the one functional Muslim state into three
What the fuck?

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>Greater israel on a goy's map
Shlomo, when are you coming back to israel?

I was actually hinting that we have manufactured a being that have the ability to protect us from nukes.
But this works too.

What kind of being? Jew-made anti nuke system? or allah? cuz the latter surely won't save you in the day of the happening.

end of discussion

Yeah, cockroache are immune to radiation...

>>Creating an Arab superpower that could dominate smaller states in the region

oil prices have BTFO'd the gulf states and they're largely unitied in everything currently anyway

>Creating a permanent border-conflict between Iran, Turkey and Kurdistan

Kurds > Iran or Turkey

>Jordan-Palestine doesn't cover Palestine
"""""""Palestinians""""""" don't exist, they're lucky if they get anything

>Totally unnecessarily splitting the one functional Muslim state into three

Lebanon really doesn't qualify as a functional state

>clear, outlined border for exploded areas
I don't think nukes work like that, user. Carpeting an area of that size would cause nuclear runoff into the water, and nuclear storms in nearby countries. All of these wet dream "nuke the middle east" shitstorms can't and will never happen.

SuperPower
youtube.com/watch?v=ccLsM65k3og

The project is called Erk. It aims to create a being who can control electromagnetic radiation and thus negate the worlds entire nuclear ,non nuclear arsenal useless.
A giant test chamber is build to isolate test subjects from electromagnetic radiation.The subjects then are paired with an Eel through nervous system. As of now the subjects are only able to create shocking current. We aim to use it to disable distant weapon systems.

Oy vey, kosher post

>went to school with an arab guy
>he's sunni muslim
>he says shia muslims are the crazy terrorists who do all the bad ones, sunni muslims are ok
>find out much later that it's mostly the sunnis that are into the terrorism thing
Why would he lie like that?

Keep them complacent by not interfering with their way of life that much. The average farmer didn't care as long as he made enough for subsistence. Administration changes didn't concern the little guy.

taquitos

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>no assyria
absolutely disgusting

>takeing
>take
>ing

>Sunni next to a shia next to a Christian state
>Not murdering each other within the span of 13 minutes of being formed
Clearly, you people don't understand, they don't WANT peace.

mines more realistic. lines on a map mean nothing if the people disregard them. if the people want to disregard my alterations they can die with their skin falling off

Don't nuke Constantinople, it must be returned to its former glory!

Islam destroyed:

>the Persian Empire
>Carthage
>The Egyptian Empire
>Constantinople

And for good measure they burned down the library of Alexandria.

Fucking savages. The Middle East will never not be shit until Islam is excised.

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