Brit/pol/ - Salford edition

THREAD THEME: youtube.com/watch?v=8ycmj4xT1YU

>Brexit begins: Theresa May takes axe to EU laws
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/01/brexit-begins-theresa-may-takes-axe-to-eu-laws/

>ESA benefit payments: Re-tests axed for chronically ill claimants
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37526324

>PM May says Scotland will have no veto over Brexit
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-scotland-idUKKCN1202OG

>Britain heading for "full Brexit" says Minister
express.co.uk/news/politics/716371/Michael-Fallon-declares-Britain-heading-full-Brexit-deal-finally-cut-all-EU-ties

>Theresa May to pave way for temporary and self-employed workers to have protections under new laws at conference
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/30/theresa-may-paves-way-for-self-employed-and-temporary-workers-to/

>Jeremy Corbyn borrows from Hugo Chavez with "21st century socialism" plans
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-labour-party-conference-speech-21st-century-socialism-council-housing-a7335771.html

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3468530/Blair-s-secret-night-Rupert-Murdoch-s-infatuated-wife-led-divorce-media-mogul-it.html
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independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/boston-how-a-lincolnshire-town-became-the-most-divided-place-in-england-a6838041.html
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Salford is shit.

This is East London, E16 postcode.
You'd think it were China.

so what is going to be in the conservative conference today? is it all streamed?

Anything interesting on sunday politics so far?

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Cred Forums memes on Reddit

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currently reading this lads. It's actually pretty interesting. I never learnt any of this stuff in school.

Rate this meme

>those comments
This is not the same country that fought Napoleon

>Swede complaining about Hungary and calling them "racist"

Seems about right.

>This Swedish cunt on DP
>We must not adapt to Orbans evil racist ways
>But were the progressive ones
Die cunt

Actually so true.

They're already on the way out. People hate this shit.

>Current year

middle class only really applies to students

>nobility
>an assortment of sexual degenerates, drunkards and buggery merchants

There is literally nothing wrong with being middle class no matter what lefties say

Its the comfy class

I HATE lefties for this shit

They say "oh we have to recognise that people aren't happy" then imply that the reason people are pissed off is for their typical lefty bullshit like "inequality"

Does it?

Middle class in my experience have 0 attachment to their own nation and it's people, seeing themselves as above the working class plebs, they would rather hobnob with a Nigerian lawyer than someone from their own country. Very cucked.

DUDE HUNGARY ARE NATIONALIST WHICH MEANS THEYRE RACIST WHY DO THEY NOT WANT 10 MILLION REFUGEES LMAO

mmm. They can only conceive of material reasons for discontent.

MFW I quite like Andy Burnham

Alright, thanks for rating my meme

Now rate my gf

is this you?

>Apple

0/10

inequality is a legitimate reason tho. In a truly nationalist country wealth wouldn't be concentrated in a tiny class mostly made up of jews.

>Theresa May to pave way for temporary and self-employed workers to have protections under new laws at conference

Bravo! We leave the EU and add even more red tape and socialist employment laws. Also she hired a fucking New Labour advisor who used to work for Tony Blair. This bitch is spitting on the face of her party. She won't last 2 years.

Are there any countries/American states where I could get married to a non-existent person? You get people who have married their cars or animals, surely I could do it too?

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Worsley checking in

pics this hi-res freak me out. I don't want to see a bird's pores

We need to let the globalist corporations walk all over us!

You could marry dis dick nigga lol

Simplifying employment protections would benefit everyone. A lot of people who are self employed are just normal workers in disguise.

If women could get Autism, she'll be the poster girl

Who /cucked/ here?

Real life is hi res user

That's not what they mean when they say inequality

We were too racist for the mods lads, come and join

>le we're all immigrants
I hate this Frankfurt style argument

It only works in America. The argument does not apply to Europe.

Is he a based homo?

Was listening to a radio show where he talked about his life. Cried about his mother. Made me feel lads.

He's pretty redpilled though.

Also picked O Mil Babino Caro for the radio to play like the cultured man he is.

>Who /cucked/ here?
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3468530/Blair-s-secret-night-Rupert-Murdoch-s-infatuated-wife-led-divorce-media-mogul-it.html

>have a pathological obsession for the green belt
>can't build suburbs with spacious homes for families
>can't demolish victorian slums for new builds suitable for middle class living because MUH HERITAGE
>the entire housing market is geared towards minimalist hipster lifestyle and negroid taste

>complain when market forces push developers to build upwards like in third world countries

ho ho ho ho
you people are just precious

But user we are all immigrants. Immigrants built this country :^)

Yet like SJWism and BLM, America is exporting their garbage over here

It's not an argument. It's simply stating something that is true for literally every society on Earth, and attempting to use this retarded vaguery to push some stupid agenda.

Accurate

Middle class really love their Wills hoodies and nike trainers

He's an honorary straight.

Why do I love him so much, bros?

He has even talked about race and IQ before.
He appeared in a Cambridge promotional video and some students dug out some quote about race/IQ he has made, and were all butthurt about it and got him removed frm the video.

If it were china the skyline would be invisible due to smog

What point are you even trying to make?

Get out Bourgeois apologist scum

Link to the radio show?

this

They mean the race demographics of the country

He's the only historian I've seen to go on camera and talk about race and IQ, so yeah he's pretty up there

Shame he's a fanook

The English came from Germany. But that doesn't mean we should let in other immigrants.

I'm commenting, not complaining.

Tories could be lead by a courgette in a suit amd they would still obliterate labour in 2020, especially with the upcoming boundary changes

Cant wait to see red scum kicked out of the commons for a generation

>The English came from Germany
WEW lad bit of a rough sweeping statement.

Wow that's retarded.

Does Britain have any redpilled university's?

In america we have the college for William and Mary which is known as the most redpilled. Cucks tried to change the house names from "tribes" but got BTFO. people go around in 18th century dress too.

All those buildings are really fucking ugly tbf

>>What point are you even trying to make?
None. I was posting a picture of London.

>I'm too incompetent to negotiate my contracts and manage my work/life balance so I need the government to do it for me

Also nice try. Globalist corporations can cope with whatever labour law comes their way. When you're making billions in profit, paid holiday and high wages for Shaniqua and Abdul have little impact on you. It is small businesses that will suffer the most because they simply can't afford the ridiculously high living wage and workplace rights.

BRAVO
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>Poleaboo is back

YES

Forgot it but it had like an orange font with this really energetic speaker.

I listen to bong shit because my gf is from Burton upon Trent and she streams this.

>blazerian
Good meme

What has it got to do with china

>What has it got to do with china
I think the user was referring to the cranes and construction work.

Anyone seen YKTD lately?

>bilzerian has to cut his beard in the shape of a chin to make up for the fact that he doesnt have one
Apex kek

Nobody gives a shit.
(include this in your screencap)

>the english came from Germany

>>Does Britain have any redpilled university's?
No that I know of.
We don't have many private universities, either.
Royal Holloway, pic related, is probably the most famous private one. Outside the public bubble it's possible that they are less bluepilled, but I doubt it.

>>PM May says Scotland will have no veto over Brexit

Imagine being Sturgeon

Does he just pay women to hang around and have sex with him?

That doesn't sound very rogueish desu

Fuck Dateline London tbqh

yasss queen slay etc

there's no shame in that, Germans are top lads. We only fought them because the Jews told us to.

Agreed.
So what would you rather have out of the two realistic choices:
1) The current rigged system that creates and maintains unfair monopolies and fewer workers rights
or
2) The current rigged system that creates and maintains unfair monopolies and more workers rights

I'll take #2, thanks.

He came back somewhat recently, left two comments, then fucked off again.

>Simplifying employment protections would benefit everyone.
lol, I doubt a New Labour advisor would recommend simplified laws. It will be even more red tape around diversity quotas, work hours, leave, just more regulation in the employer-employee relation.

>A lot of people who are self employed are just normal workers in disguise.
Yes, because being self employed makes you a lot more attractive to potential employers. Self employment simplifies the way businesses deal with staff and it also gives the worker more freedom to drop a job if a more suitable opportunity shows up. I don't see why the government wants to change this. They took the leftist bait on zero hour contract and whatnot and seem to be under the impression anyone who isn't working full time under a one year contract is being oppressed and struggling in life.

What's the point of obliterating labour if the tories are implementing labour policy themselves?

How it looks.
It looks exactly like a typical Chinese city under construction.
Some people find that interesting. A historic European city looking exactly like modern Chinese cities.
Never mind.

What's he listening to?

But it's not even true. Germany wasn't even a country until the 19th century.

If you said a lot of english people have Germanic DNA then you might've made a point that made sense.

youtu.be/LWaHYLdkuF0

youtube.com/watch?v=FsDjr4iJBiA

>Germany wasn't even a country until the 19th century.
I pity people who can only interpret history in such an autistic binary way.

uk.reuters.com/article/us-britain-economy-output-idUKKCN1213Q7

Sex Pistols - God Save the Queen

Germany wasn't a unified state until the 19th century. Doesn't mean it didn't exist before then (unless you think England and Scotland stopped existing after 1707).

youtu.be/4ztOV2wrrkY

Or maybe you can fuck off to France, Spain, Italy etc. They have some of the best workers rights in those countries and it has done wonders to job creation and growth, you can still look for jobs there with all the rights and guarantees enshrined in law. How does that option sound?

>want to support ManU but more than half their team are shitskins

>If you said a lot of english people have Germanic DNA then you might've made a point that made sense.
This is correct.

Some people seem to think there were no indigenous Britons before the Anglo Saxons arrived.

how can you lads keep these brit/pol/ threads going so well? whenever i start australia threads they die instantly.

that's why i'm always in these ones

but user, britian is an irrelevant little island nation

we need the EU to survive

They think if they spout the lie enough eventually it will demoralise people

Isn't it true that if you stay at your computer too long in Aus, spiders start coming out from the floorboards?

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>Or maybe you can fuck off to France, Spain, Italy etc.

Sure.

yes, also if you stand in front of windows for too long the emus will see you

The anti-german shilling on Cred Forums seems to have worked

Good.
No need to introduce their labour laws in Britain. You can simply move there and people who don't want those laws can stay here. Everyone's happy.

Salford, home to based pikey Paddy Doherty

youtu.be/T1QzyLAfKKw

White nationalist in South Manchester. Anyone up for a pint?

Do you prefer poles to your own native British people?

Neil looked mad as fuck at the end there for some reason

What does it feel like brits for Aus and NZ to have little British flags in their corners?

I wish we had official subjects reeeeeee

yeah im up for a pint then maybe afterwards we could go back to mine? nothin gay just two straight dudes hangin out

Nothing gay, just some sucking fun

I like Poles, I just want all the nigs and paks out.

isnt there some monkey nigger asian country with an american flag in the corner?

Why are there no Scottish girls like pic related lads? Every time I've been up their all massive slags.

All the pretty scottish girls moved to Ulster years ago :^)

What if someone wants the poles, nigs, and pakis out?

No subjects for a republic.

>t. someone who doesn't have a slav ghetto in his town

independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/boston-how-a-lincolnshire-town-became-the-most-divided-place-in-england-a6838041.html

If poles are so great for Britain, why do they end up being hated whenever they turn up in large numbers? Are we just not tolerant enough?

youtube.com/watch?v=eaMbKZPBruU

Reminder that Carswell is the Eternal Cuck

Indeed.

Double reminder he only defected to UKIP because his constituency was turning purple.

Too fat and can't apply makeup

I've only ever had good experiences with Poles but I'm not surrounded by them so I might change my mind if I was...

Let's concentrate on getting non whites out before we turn on other European bros

Most Scottish redheads are Highlanders, who weren't allowed to take part in the plantations

Leddit Meltdown 2: Brexit Boogaloo

Thoughts on the Irish?

>T....the economy's going to be damaged by th....this!

Irish are subhuman.

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Brothers, we may differ on matters of governance but we're tied culturally, spiritually and by blood.

I hear clacton will be effected by the new boundry changes which will be funny

Lmao.
Daily reminder I got banned from /r/ukpolitics because the mods are complete cucks.

St Andrews, it's where the Aristocracy tend to go

That's bull, highlanders have dark hair because they're celtic.

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BY MARCH

Feel free to leave then...

>Let's concentrate on getting non whites out before we turn on other European bros

Doesn't work, our "European bros" want mass immigration and multiculturalism. Poles aren't here to become British, they're here for our money, outside of what they pay in taxes they put their money into to things: 1) local polish business, so only their own kind benefit from the money they put into their local economy. 2) Remittance, they send it back home, into the Polish economy. Neither benefits Britain and British people.

They want multiculturalism because they benefit from it, we're a source of money to them, nothing more. Do you think they're going to stick around and fight for Britain when SHTF? Of course they won't, they'll fly back to Poland and laugh at us while we deal with the problem that they helped to create.

It's hypocritical to say we shouldn't have multiculturalism involving people from Africa, the Middle East and Asia, but we should give up our own culture and bend over for slavs. I say we have none of it, you become British or you go home. I don't adopt such a weak argument as "we should tolerate poles and let them do whatever they want just because they're white", they're part of the problem.

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kek

>That's bull, highlanders have dark hair because they're celtic.
Reminder: The 'celts' were a culture NOT a race.

>This level of desperation
I can't wait for the suicides when May pulls the trigger.
All we need is a Trump win.

>Norn Iron
>Irish tricolour

There's plenty of time to leave. They've had since June, and they'll have until 2019 to leave. They'd rather complain on social media sites than actually do anything though, that's why Leave won.

Gaels and Brythons were the races right?

Top lad. you a ukip voter?

Fucking cucks honestly

So a few corporations have to review their regulatory services, that's what lawyers are for.

Yes but all the Celtic races (Gaels, Picts, Welsh) are dark.

Does anyone have the fanfic post where one poster said something like "Boris is going to become Prime Minister, realise he fucked up, Corbyn will run on a Remain platform and win in a landslide and reverse it in 2020"? It was about a week after the upvote got a gorrilion upboats and got one of their gold stickers

I'm not saying we should bend over at all, they either adopt and become British or they get the boot.

I thoroughly get your argument though, I just haven't seen the effects of Polish immigration so forgive me for being ignorant.

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I want to see this insanity.

Yes sir! Sinn Fein for yourself?

I had a dream last night that I was outside a pub in Edinburgh, and Nicola Sturgeon was drunk with a bottle of cheap cider in her hand. She looked homeless; she was wearing no shoes, her hair was a mess and her clothes were torn up. She started shouting at the pub and banging on the Windows. A vicar came out who also happened to be Quentin Letts. He tried to calm her down and help her. She pulled out a knife and stabbed him and ran off like Gollum to a castle. I felt like I was watching something that actually happened. What did she mean by this?

>tfw used to walk up this stretch of the canal when i lived in mcr
Good times.

Quite accurate.

>Gaels and Brythons were the races right?
No.

There have been people on these Isles since the end of the last Ice-Age and it's well known that peoples ebbed and flowed seasonally from Britain to Iberia.

That's not to say we are Iberians but we were at that time the same people. Since then all sorts have dribbled in to Britain, before the Celtic culture took hold, the Beaker culture was here and this was brought in (like the celts) from Europe.

>I'm not saying we should bend over at all, they either adopt and become British or they get the boot.

That's the thing, integration just isn't happening. They migrate, displace English people, shun our culture, traditions, religion and even refuse to speak our language.

Essex wouldn't have voted out if it wasn't for slavs showering us with diversity.

This, tbf though I get some good stories about gangs from my dad because of how fucked Salford was.

Sturgeons a mess

Sturgeons a waste

Sturgeons a big fat mistake

Sturgeon is going to ban the Daily Mail for inciting racism

see

>tfw they post a "the UK colonised half the world so how can you be against immigration" 'argument'

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From Iberia to Britain*

Then I stand corrected. My area is just over with paks and nigs

re-nua. anti abortion and refugees party. SF are cucked.

Good, it's even better when leftists have hope and then it gets dashed.

H I T C H E N S
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2016/10/peter-hitchens-this-farcical-witch-hunt-will-drag-british-justice-back-to-the-dark-ages.html

Starkey is pretty based desu.

Continue to pay your licence fee:

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3817609/BBC-sacked-white-man-Radio-4-comic-told-need-women-minorities.html

Surely being flat out told that you're being denied a job because of your race/sex is illegal

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Fucking disgusting organization.
The silver lining is that less and less people are paying the license fee.
They should go under within the next 20 years or so.

>Tripfag
>Posts bingo charts of politicians
>Posts Hitchens blog

Who could it be?

youtube.com/watch?v=90NHxJiGFtk

>people still want a hard brexit after seeing this

Thats what you get for being a servant of the Big Bolshevik Corporation

reminder: brexit was undemocratic

That doesn't contradict what I said. The point is that Celts do not normally have fair or red hair.

Royal Holloway is a public university.
University of Buckingham is the only private university in the UK.

The new one? I don't know much about them, I'll search them up.

Kek, that's not even YKTD's tripcode, retard. His is !ZeXiY.i5UA

Reminder there's no such thing as reverse racism or sexism

only for minorities and women

It looks like the future as envisioned by Gerry Anderson.

Something will soon be on fire.

No other area of the UK knows the wave of shit that immigration brings better than Essex

>tfw live in Romford, displaced from my East London home by scum that have now followed me here

Next stop is Leigh-on-Sea for me

Whoops youre right about Holloway.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3817609/BBC-sacked-white-man-Radio-4-comic-told-need-women-minorities.html

>The BBC was at the centre of a damaging diversity row last night after one of its top radio stars was sacked for being 'white and male'. Bafta award-winning comedian Jon Holmes was axed from The Now Show – the hit Radio 4 programme he has appeared on for 18 years – when bosses told him 'we're recasting it with more women and diversity'.

>Last night, leading figures from the world of entertainment and across the political spectrum reacted with fury to the BBC instigating a policy in which it was now choosing performers based on their gender or skin colour, instead of their talent.

Laughing my arse off.

NOW the luvvies start seeing problems with diversity.

>That doesn't contradict what I said. The point is that Celts do not normally have fair or red hair.
The 'celts' were whoever was around at the time, so in Britains case . . .you are correct.

Infact they found a few bodies in Britain, from the Beaker culture (early Bronze age around 2500BC) and in their graves, it was found they had red hair????

On further analysis, it appears the bodies were related and originated from somewhere in the Alps!! - interesting eh?

lmao, good, the guy still remains a complete cuck:

>And what's more, I totally understand and agree with all things BAME [Black Asian and minority ethnic] and Lenny Henry and Ofcom boss Sharon White's call last week for 'harder quotas and diversity targets', so this isn't a sour grapes piece by any means at all. The BBC does a difficult job well under all kinds of pressures, and I get that it struggles to reflect everything that Lenny and the Guardian hold dear.

I mean you would've thought that being fired by this policy would make you turn against it, but nope. He's fine with you or me or our sons being sacked for being white, he just doesn't want it to happen to him. I hope he gets in a car crash.

I hope this shit continues, this was on the frontpage of the Mail. This isn't America where we have an ingrained notion of affirmative action, this shit just riles people up more and more. Let it go on.

>left with a mountain of unenforceable regulations

youtu.be/4u5l35v13TY

>Is he a based homo?
youtube.com/watch?v=oj9dA6E3fJw
yes, yes he is

Found it.

This is what comedians asked for so they can reap what they've sown

Attention fellow britfags. Whenever you get down about the shitty politics in this country, just remind yourself of how you felt on that golden Friday morning in June when you woke up to the amazing news that the majority of our compatriots voted to uncuck themselves. Things CAN be better, there's a long way to go but we can win this.

Who /fish finger sandwich/ here

Jesus Christ, this delusion.

Jesus Christ May, please get rid of this garbage

does anyone remember on the day of the vote when there were pictures of boris on the train looking depressed before the results were announced?

everyone was assuming it was because brexit had lost but when it turned out brexit won everyone said he was depressed because he was only pretending to support brexit, he's like schrodinger's cat for remainiacs

Amazing, I might have to print it out and stick it on my wall

they're fighting the good fight against abortion. if the referendum passes it will kill white birth rates.

>former minister
Reminder that she's a completely irrelevant backbencher

>Landslide Labour victory

The whole "Boris looked depressed at the press conference ergo he didn't want to win" was the lamest meme of all time

Everyone ignored the fact that Gisela Stuart was also in the same mood and had literally no reason to be depressed. They confuse seriousness for sadness.

jesus christ

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YTKD it's obviously you.

Here's the uncropped for a tad more delusion

To be fair, leaving the EU was the passtime of irrelevant backbenchers for a good long while.

>gets sacked by May
>implying she gives a shit about what you think

True, and it took them 30 years to get anything done about it

Kekked and saved. Thanks for the hearty chuckle user. 6 months Reddit gold coming your way.

>Coping this hard

Tell the all to buy Ethereum

>not being a one nation conservative

Wew. Thanks lad. Nobody has ever screen capped my posts before (that I'm aware of).

I fucking hate the BBC so much.
Can we just purge them when article 50 is triggered?

>There are people ITT RIGHT NOW who voted Conservative in 2015 because they fell for the propaganda about a Labour-SNP Coalition but will never admit it

That fucking snake.

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>these cunts

these cunts as in the cunts you supposedly "stand up" and "fight" for?

it's pathetic lol

fuck Boston amr

highest EU immigration =/= nothing to do with having the highest leave vote

Gas the fucking limp chinned twat

One of my all-time favourites.

Thank God Cameron's cucks are no longer in power

>propaganda

The Tories only have a narrow majority. If they'd lost a significant number of votes, we could well have ended up with some form of left wing coalition, since the Lib Dems got utterly slaughtered.

See: You were warned from the very beginning.

With that crop, Nicky Morgan looks smoking hot. In the full photo, she doesn't.

Does John Oliver actually mention the CURRENT YEAR all the time or is it just a meme? I can only find one video of him saying "it's 2015"

>former minister
She is irrelevant now.

I think he only did it once, but it was such a gaffe that he's never going to live it down.

6 months until article 50, perfect to fuck up the German elections

>Salford
Who UoS here?

Walking along the Irwell after getting off at Deansgate is always comfy.

>If you crop out 90% of her face, she's hot

Fuck off YKTD

Top kek

Come Hadleigh it's comfy

>i hope the EU will become mean and nasty, but they are totally not mean and nasty and have always treated us as friends

Salford is literally just a district of Manchester

Carswell is a cuck.

Cred Forums Pass user since December 2015.

lad, it's the *city* of Salford

you are literally the first person with a Cred Forums pass I've ever seen on this site.

It's literally walking distance of Manchester city centre.

Voting Tory led to Brexit.

We did the right thing. Fuck off.

He's not, they just released that feature so people can show off how long they've had it.

Far from Crazy paving
The taste of silver spoons . . .


If one does have a pass - how does one do the clover thing?

>implying we would've gotten a referendum without UKIP threatening safe tory seats

see
Add "since4pass" to the options box.

since4pass in the options.

I've never seen a pass user before. Idek what it does.

"enter since4pass in the Options field"

Why?

Voting UKIP and pressuring the Conservatives is what lead to Brexit. Fuck off.

>having a Cred Forums pass
Sad cunt.

>tfw live five minute drive from manchester city centre but technically live in salford
bretty gud desu

Immigration is the biggest threat facing this country. Labour won't do anything about it, so there's no choice but to vote tory, even if you disagree with them about other things

>decemeber 2015
newfags out

Cheers

Test

Cred Forums Pass user since July 2016.

Top banter

Well I fucked that up.

seeI actually have had it longer than that, but I lost the password to my original one.

Cred Forums Pass user since December 2015.

>grew up in Salford
>miss Salford edition

I'm in a swing seat. Voting UKIP = Labour win. I can't do that. UKIP did push the Tories to offer Brexit in the first place tho to get votes back, so thnx lad. xx

Lets you post without having to complete a CAPTCHA every time.

>I tried to high 5 him but he's such a fucking manlet he couldn't reach

t. George VII

The new five pound note doesn't FEEL like money

ngl that's pretty swanky, almost tempted to get a pass now

>dont touch me pleb
based george

Voting UKIP before the manifesto pledge, agreed.
Afterwards, no. To keep the pressure on in safe Tory seats but as a swing seat resident I could not risk the reds lad.

You told me Labour were gonna split /bp/ RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Made of a different material (plastic rather than rag paper) than money has been made of ever since they started issuing paper notes
>Surprised it feels different

10 years from now they will ALL be like that.

why is scotland not independent yet?
why do english people want to hold onto scotland as some imperial possession?

I've handled polymer notes of some south east asian countries and they feel like real money and have a paper-like quality to them

This just feels weird

Comrade Corbyn's iron fist is strong. Many have been sent to the gulags.

Devolution was a mistake.

Thanks nu-labour

Maybe it has something to do with the fact they voted 55.3% in favour of remaining part of the United Kingdom?

Because the Scottish people voted and a majority of them voted not to leave.

Nothing to do with the English.

>If you're 6 feet across the German border then you're within walking distance of France therefore you're still in France
Logic

Bored of this place again already. Fuck you all, Reddit newfags. Bye.

You're not even the real yktd

Oh no, a tripfag left. Whatever shall we do?

They can fuck off for me. They have it really fucking easy being part of the union.
>No tuition fees
>prescriptions for free
>get to use our currency
Things will go down hill quite quickly if they leave, especially with Jimmy Cranky in charge.

I never pretended to be.

>Cheesy pringles and Ribena

How's your Sunday, lads?

Just had a kipper

Bye bitch

Cheese on toast and a fanta with the church bells ringing in the distance. Very comfy.

fanta is such a nice drink. The only soda I'll really drink these days

>why do english people want to hold onto scotland as some imperial possession?
>implying if england had a referendum we wouldn;t have told the faggots to fuck off

fuck off twat (again)

Normies are downstairs so I need to wait for them to disperse before I get my breakfast.

>Scotland was conquered
>England is the big boss man
Good goy

Just so you know, me and a few others are coming to North Petherton to find you.

I'm quaking in my boots.

the Scots *were* manipulated into union. None of the common folk wanted it, and the nobles only agreed to it because they'd been bankrupted by the Darien scheme.

>Manchester United
Pffffft hahahaha.

CANZUK UNION WHEN?

Why? We just want to go drinking with you. Wouldn't dream of anything else.

Fuck off

Does anyone have a a Tory party livestream?


May's going to be onstage soon

Hopefully never with the way Canada is currently. I wouldn't want their shit to flow here, let alone ruin Ausland and Middle Earth.

It would more likely be us ruining aus and nz with all our nigs and pakis

When I see a Swansea Minibus filled with window-lickers touring my village, then I may consider it.

its on BBC parliament

The shit from canada wont come here. Too much like hard work

starts at 2pm lad.

You could say the same with Australia and their shithole big cities full of chinks and pygmies, or Britain and it's millions of muslim child rapists.

Once we kick the wogs out of all our cunts we'll be ready to rejoin one another desu.

>You will never be part of the United Kingdom of Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Great Britain and Northern Ireland's invasion of America, following it's collapse during the Great Shart War of 2033 when BLM and Presidente for Life Obongo try to exterminate whitey forever.

cheers

>onstage

Can see it lad.

>any shout requests

One 50 y/o coffin dodger vs. Five men at the peak of physical fitness.

PEPE!!

>Northern Ireland
more trouble than it's worth tbqh. If it was up to me I'd give Ulster to the taigs and bring the prods back here.

cdn2.omidoo.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/full_width/images/bydate/201501/shutterstock162592241.jpg My arm

>Five men at the peak of physical fitness.
kek
That's a bit subjective.

this!

the media currently think its only in america

they'd be completely taken by surprise to know Pepe is international secret organisation.

PEPE

I say you're a bloody traitor desu.

If anything, send the Catholics packing back to the ROI so we can finally have peace.

>kick the wogs out

You do realize this will never happen? Deportation of any sort based on ethnicity is literally not ever going to happen.

By the time it becomes culturally acceptable to propose ethnic deportation, there will be so many minorities that they literally choose the elected politicians in every single election. Plus the tens of millions of brainwashed anti-racists in this country will make up for the minorities that do not vote.

youtube.com/watch?v=ryopDN1t7wQ

This is true.

Emphasis needs to be on discrediting the White enablers.

I was a 7 stone weakling until I lost weight.

We can create incentives to make them leave and make Britain 99.9% white without mentioning race a single time through UKIP. And to be honest, almost every working class white person I know is racist and would absolutely support kicking them out.

If it's all lost, how about you just kill yourself mate?

It feels like a bus ticket

It's a good start

Tempted to honestly. But I might as well stick around in this living nightmare seeing as as far as we know we only get one shot at this stuff

Do you know how large the British army is?

Counting active personnel and reserves, and assuming they will all fight 100% for the government, that brings us to around 250,000 men across all branches. And it's being cut constantly.

That's less people than a small northern city.

Even if things do come to violence the government has no chance against the will of the people.

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