Aus/pol/ - melbourne on suicide watch edition

absolutely nothing is happening in australian politics right now but let's have a little thread anyway. discuss how much you hate penny wong in this thread.

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When is turnbull going to be ousted the libs can't seriously consider keeping him as leader.

>Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced that Australia will increase its refugee intake from 13,750 to 18,750 in 2018-19. Australia will also resettle refugees from Central America

how do we stop this?

This is now /Leafpol/
Only Canadians in this thread sorry Australians please leave

>John Howard getting roasted for acquiring an ill-gotten degree

My dick can only get so hard

how are you all doing tonight m8s?

Its actually a smart move, he's bringing in hispanics to start the El Cholo Loco boys to rival the Apex gang

Where are my fellow Territorians?
Kulgera 0872 reporting in

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Fuck that cunt is weak. Have we ever had a PM as ballless as this idiot?

That's not even that bad bloke. The net migration from people coming here on the plane a year is more than 200,000 at the moment

he actually said none of them would be muslims though

abbott pm again when?

Most of the Sudanese immigrants and their children we have here carrying out home invasions are Christian Sudanese. Religion isn't so much of an issue, its bringing their 3rd world culture which is violent

on the piss

this
it's just a coincidence that muslims have a third world culture and also a barbaric religion to boot

Glad to hear all is quiet in kiwi-land OP!

No worries mexico, you guys have a great day as well.

Hello mates how are we all?

I am descending further and further into a fantasy life of my mind.

My touch on reality is growing tenuous now.

Feels okay.

How impressed does this make you?

Cred Forums Pass user since March 2016.

the Cred Forums pass lets you shitpost 10x faster yes?

Central Americans are alright. I served with a couple in the army and one delivers my mail. I like then.

what does Cred Forums think of flume? Is he based?

I'm Christian Australian
It's my culture to beat up black people
Respect my culture and religion

Central Americans are literally the worst people on the planet. Those countries have higher murder rates than Africa.

They make such bad immigrants that even the USA does things to keep them out.

Turnbull got scammed.

Ok, ha ha we get it you spend money to browse Cred Forums. Hate to break it to ya, but the meme’s getting kind of stale buddy. I mean seriously, if your apishly thick noggin will permit even a modicum of rational thought you would realize how stupid you look right now. Kid, I’ve been browsing this fucking shithole dark corner of the interwebs since you were in your jammies. I’m talkin 2010, 2011. Yeah, don’t believe me? Well guess what sucker, I don’t give a shit. “W-what? He doesn’t care about what some stranger says to him on the internet?” Your damn right I don’t pal now that puts a rather big hole in your master plan doesn’t it? Look, let me lay it down for you mano-a-mano, ok? I’ve been on this godforsaken website for longer than you have, and I’m humble enough to not feel the need to advertise the fact with every single fucking shitpost I make. I mean, god, how insecure does a guy have to be to actually pay money just to show a bunch of strangers what an uppity piece of shit he is? You’ve had your fun kid, but the time for jokes is over. Quit the bullshit, or else…

>nothing is happening in australian politics right now
greens blamed the SA storms on global warming the other day

I need to feel like im apart of something Cred Forums, i was thinking about joining up with the United Patriots Front, what do you guys think?

I live in Melbourne and im half philo if any one cares.

It lets me shitpost harder, faster and most importantly, better.

The missus has had no complaints let me tell you that.

>South American refugees

Great, now we will have former drug cartel and MS-13 members roaming the streets of Sydney and Melbourne.

>tfw Australia will become a multicultural nightmare
game fucking over, I hate this world

How many confirmed kills have you had m8?

NT is a fucking shithole. I hate the place with a burning passion. Wasted 5 years of my life there. Nice dubs.

Hopefully it will lead to cheaper coke.

more than you ya bogan cunt

>Wasted 5 years of my life there
Then you didn't do it right m8. You need to immerse yourself in the frontier lifestyle and mindset.

You need to just let go.

This smug cunt makes me want to puke
If there was any Australian I would say has to be hanged, it would be him then that backstabbing turnbull cunt

This. I live in Melbourne and there's a carjacking just about every week now, if not more. They never mention the race of the offender but you know it's a fucking nigger. They also bash and rob old people in their homes, dirty fucking apes.

>Taking drugs

Absolutely degenerate.

Ugh, that's my concern too, we already have niggers roaming around Melbourne bashing cunts, we don't need anymore reffos.

Eh, I think I'd rather Central Americans over Muslimes and shit skins if given the choice. However, I'd rather none. We don't need no dirty immigrants.

Forgot pic

What happend with the fag marrige plebiscite??

join aussie discord
discord.gg/2rkrRWK

Australian expat here. Didn't come back home for over 5 years, and haven't touched Melbourne for about 20 years.
Considering buying a house, I guess Melbourne is a multiethnic shithole, right? Is it that bad? I doubt it's worse than over here. I'm originally from Gold Coast, but it's just too small of a city.

He's a nu-male faggot and you should feel ashamed for liking him.

I'm a Christian too, I'm just saying that its not really the religion that is the main issues its the 3rd world mentality these people bring

We voted yes m8. Gay marriage starts in November.

Flume is fucking awful. Sounds like he throws an autistic tantrum on fl studio and calls it music.


It's just noise

>How the fuck was Tony Abbot so competentant

I bought an investment property out in country VIC, inner Melbourne suburbs are way too expensive, think further out and 10 year down the track if you wanna invest.

Too late, I finally was set free and moved back to Brissy. Love it here.

I was army. I got enough bush time as is.

I'm from Sydney and had to travel through Melbourne last month, it was like being in a different country.

Yea don't come back here, just go to NZ for a better life

>I bought an investment property out in country VIC
How much did you spend m8?

fuck john howard

What are you blokes doing for work atm or uni what stage of your life are you in I'm 19 and haven't had a job since finishing high school I mean I'm less then a year away from turning 20 now and I don't know what to do with my life I think IT or Teaching could be a good career just not sure whether to take the plunge.

I started getting enough bush time when I signed up for tinder.

>penny

why not waleed?

don't go IT, dead industry for non-pajeets

Gold Coast is boomin at the moment senpai

Decent priced houses in like Coomera and Pimpama atm senpai

Refugees and migrants are different. We have standards for the latter, the former just need to come from a shit country, or a good country destabilised by the USA and that's it.

It's like that simpsons episode where they release snakes, then badgers to eat the snakes, then pandas to kill the badgers.

I wouldn't worry mate. With Victorian weather mexicans will eventually freeze to death after killing the africans.

Greens are doing everything in their power to scuttle it, they're terrified of a popular vote. They might even allow labour to torpedo it for another 20 years so it doesn't get enshrined in law.

penny wong? more like penny wog

Just don't do what I did. I'm in my third year of a writing degree and I want to kill myself and everyone in a three kilometre radius.

>We have standards for the latter
Not as many as you think. So much garbage gets let in. there is fraud everywhere.

I got it for $315k but 10% deposit... stamp duty raped me, though.

Still, 5 - 10 years down the track I'll be right.

I'd go IT, learn programming or something of that nature.

Different how?

Fuck off cunt

Those are both shit choices. Get into the superannuation industry or financial services generally instead.

You renting it out m8? How much per week?

Whoah fuck this, I guess I'll stay up in Queensland then, chilling with birds.

Like how bad it is? Last time I went there I only remember the casual Chinese restaurants and Greek food, that's it.

Australia is already fucking far from the rest of the world, NZ is even worse.

UP
UP
CRONULLLLLAAAAAAAHHHHH

EAT FUCKING SHIT YOU MELBKEKS

Fuck brissy it's turning into as much of a multicultural shithole as Melbourne and Sydney

>implying any of us care about rugby

look at his face m8s and tell me he isn't adorable

No, fuck you! Best PM ever!

Good luck getting a job there that dosent involve hospitality or tourism, in fact good luck getting any job at all.

>Like how bad it is? Last time I went there I only remember the casual Chinese restaurants and Greek food, that's it.

I didn't see a single white person the entire time i was down there, it was mostly chinks, arabs, then africans and wogs.

It was quite startling, not even Sydney is this bad.

Yeah, got a small family in, they're paying $305 per week.

4 beds, 2 bathrooms, 2 car garage, pretty fackin noice m8, took me ages to save though.

Even Perth is falling.

Adl here but this fuckhole city, while white, has nothing going for it.

Tassy last bastion of hope?

archive.is/2wL29
So how much "awareness" have you faggots raised today?

Good point but Coomera and pimpama are still like a 30 - 45 min commute to Brisbane CBD which ain't so bad if you want a big boy job.

>Tassy last bastion of hope?

The Greens destroyed Tasmania.

I'll tell you what. He's a shit eating mother fucker birthed from a hybrid camel-goat that was fucked by a pig-dog called Mohamshit. The fucker deserved to be raped for eternity by piss smelling terrorists. Fuck that cunt.

Sydneys just as bad.

Sydneys the Asians and assorted muzzies. Melbournes all the Africans and other mishash of filth.

Just as bad just different flavors of shit.

Alright cheers lad, I'll be in Melbourne this Christmas, but I guess I'll move back to QL after all.

fucking legend

Would love to see some examples of the fraud getting into the media. And while we're at it, they need to report on the activities of the african migrants we took on - there was an entire town they fucked up in Victoria, but it's really hard to even find anything about it.

>got a small family in
I wish you luck with them m8. My neighbour rented his house out and the cunts trashed it. Had to replace all the carpets and everything.

>tfw New Farm
>tfw white as fuck apart from little asian laundromatte

So comfy.

RIP straya

gee user what are you? a pauline hanson supporter?

I thought Perth was white. Was there for a week and saw africans every day

Thanks man, they're only about an hour away from me, so it's kinda pseudo-country at the very least.

My mum had the same issue with her investment, the cunts wrecked the walls, carpet, everything basically.

Gotta rule em like Nazis man.

Despite the Greens, Tasmania is actually the whitest state in Australia, it also has a nice and cool European climate. Housing is also cheap as fuck, employment may be a problem though.

I'm seriously considering moving there.

a bit too much salt on your HSP m8?

>Still, 5 - 10 years down the track I'll be right.

House prices are starting to go down m8, there might even be a big correction coming up.

Say hello to debtors court lad. Still, that's what you deserve for investing in housing of all things. Only boomers and chinks fall for that stale meme.

he browses Cred Forums and Cred Forums, praise kek

He's uses ableton you autist

>wrecked the walls
They always do this. I don't even know what the fuck they are always doing to put holes in everything. They do it to doors too.

People have no respect if they don't own it themselves.

>3 years old me on a stroller
>mum doing some groceries with me
>see black woman for the first time of my life
>cried and yelled for my life

I recently asked my mum if that black woman was an abo, she said no.
Guess Africans weren't really a thing back then.

I'm a tasfag. Employment is on the rise, especially in certain areas. If you know or are willing to learn about tourism or wine production you'll be able to pick something up just fine I reckon lad. Besides. cost of living is so low here you could probably live very comfortably on benefits as long as you don't waste it on ciggies and pokie machines like a degenerate.

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If I have trouble finding tenants I've got a mate up there who's keen to move in if I get desperate, and I work full time, I can always move in if I want, feels good.

Yeah, I don't know what the go is but it's always the fucking walls, the cunts even tagged them up, bloody drongos.

youtube.com/watch?v=w8LeCJtKjEI

I've met walidulah in public, he really does have his head so far up his ass its unbelievable, he prances around like he's an untouchable cuck. You'd think that's just his media personality but he's the real thing.

This guy is a perfect example of what we don't want to happen here. He was actually born here, as I understand it. One or both of this parents are muslims, they moved here, had him, and now he is a muslim. He took a white wife, and she converted to islam. Their kids will be muslims. The admission of his parents into this country was a mistake. They didn't assimilate into the culture of the country, they brought their cancerous culture with them, and now it's growing here. This shit needs to be stopped.

I am going to snap some houses up cheap when the big crash comes.

Do you like living in your overpriced studio apartment amongst one of the biggest swpl fag communities outside of West End?

I really do.

What's wrong with you cunt you don't know what you're missing out on

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2010 here whats everyone up to

anyone having trouble accessing sad panda?

I might buy yours m8 when the bank sells it at auction.

Fucking half caste shyt

Nah, I lucked out and I'm in a pretty nice place for cheap because of mate's rates. But I'm not sure what I'm missing out on. Is there something in Brisbane I should be paying extra attention to?

fuck the sharks aye

2300 reppin'

learn a trade that will be helpful after nukes

>diesel fitting

So us Fagadeliadeians were without power for a few days.

Anyone ever see the movie blackout?

Was pretty much like that, within 24hrs without power everyone was fucked.

On the bright side it's convinced my wife to let me setup a 'prepper' type thing with solar, gennies, gun cabinet etc..

SKS WHEN

Most of the Muslim terrorist plots are done by 2nd or 3rd gen fuckheads. The have no interest in integrating into our society

come suck my dick you poofs

i just shaved my boypussy too

How about I rent it to you at a cheap price?

gay cunt ay

Yep, all it takes is one rough patch in life, a few sessions in a Saudi-sponsored mosque, and the fuckers are using their taxpayer funding engineering training to kill their host. Some cultures just aren't suited to civilisation. The 49% of Australians who want them gone need their will enacted.

implying you wouldnt eat my girly ass if you saw it faggot

fucken exam tomorrow. God dam uni is useless as fuck. Anybody here do copywriting

they gave you 0000 as a post code for a reason

nah m8, that's fucking disgusting.

I lived in Paris last year and have just moved to Melbourne for the first time. I would say Paris is far worse because they have such a high population of illegal immigrants. Brussels is the biggest google infested shithole Ive been to in Europe.

poof

no whats that like?

i am french and lived in paris in the 90s and it was good

moved to the south during the 2000's and it was good

now niggers and muslims have infested everywhere

I fucking hate penny wong

dont wait for a passion to find you just do whatevers easiest and pays the bills, fun comes later

someone should kill her

We are so fucked. Central Americans make ISIS look like schoolboys. I really fucking hope Kek or something saves us before this goes through.

you dont need to have just one job over your lifetime. youre just 20 experiment a bit try to find whats right for you.

why is our far right so shit?

Why can't we have an actual intelligent nationalist leader like Marine Le Pen?

im moving back to france soon
going to live in monaco since i made my money here lmao
fucking ausniggers
enjoy your immigrant infested shithole

the far right parties do an important job and that is keep the major parties in line. The major parties find a good compromise between what people want and what they need for our future prosperity. An actual far right leader in power would probably be bad news.

this desu. Kikes will try to shut it down hard.

they are a necessary evil. they give voice to the hidden public opinion.

It's a fuckin suicide mission m8 with the media and the left wanting to fuck you up.

The ALA people looked a bit more normal but Hanson had the reputation so she won the far right vote.

Had a bit better policies too imo.

i like our countries centrism, it doesnt bother me too much when something I dont agree with goes ahead.

But at the same time, I really fucking hate the greens and emphasis on leftism lately with government.

I'm happy to compromise, I'm not gonna give the lefties an inch though.

Perth has always been swamped with Asians since the 90s. But in the last 10 years they've been getting serious about importing Sudanese.

What part of compromise do you not understand?

Any news on the NFA review? I need to know if gun laws are getting better or worse.

M8 the Libs haven't done jack shit, maybe a bit of dog whistling to try and get back the ON vote, but in reality fuck all. It's still a full on vermin fest and gook house buying fest.

ON or some such needs power or nothing will change.

Our merchant friend sends ASIO to keep any fashy goys down.

Nah.

Get in here lads and save your nation

discord.gg/xxE6YVw

>im willing to compromise, but im not.

yeah thats totally what I meant...

the far right is mainly a bunch of idiots and fools who will probably (if they get in power) put in some shithead protectionist policies which will destroy trade and who knows what.

Everyone would choose the right one,
Even if the Fifty Shades of Grey was Kama Sutra instead.

I need your advice m8's....

There was a huge black out in South Australia the other night.

Don't worry, the cops got him.

look at one nation now. its a joke. i haven't heard a thing from them. they seem to have no policies (which matters in our parliamentary system) and are mainly just full of shit. Also, one of their elected members had some sort of conviction or some shit. This is ridiculous. People have high expectations of their representatives. I seriously doubt anyone from ON will actually be able to deliver anything.

What's up?

I remember before I outgrew libertarianism

What did user mean by this?

Don't forget their resident conspiracy theorists maiden speech. His brain gave up mid way through.

Wellington or Melbourne this weekend to win?

Well we know where half the population of Kulgera is....

fuck dat bitch

He means he supports one of those curious protectionist, trade union, socialist related parties who flow their prefs to the ALP, and picked an insult against a political position opposed to protectionism.

That or it's some high meta level poke at how poorly a single axis describes political parties/position.

Or he could just not be a retard who thinks destroying our maufacturing sector and outsourcing all of our jobs to Asia is a good idea.

nah

I am a construction estimator at a tier 2 company in Sydney and I am in my 3rd year of my degree.

Do construction management as a degree for easy high paying job.

Already earning 80k and honestly it's not hard work.

LF rural qld bf
send hugs and dick pls
its lonely out here

>Central America
is every fucking body from non-western countries "refugees" now, fucking hell

Brisbane, but from the ruralQLD

r u qt?

cunt, thats not how you shitpost...
THIS is how you shitpost!

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

Living in Honduras is not exactly like a summer home in Mosman.

Also planning a holiday next year (mid-late January for those HOT as fuck summer feels)

Would Sydney or Melbourne be ideal? Keep in mind that i'll likely be staying around the CBD area

i wish
just a average guy with long hair

You know the national political scene is in a lull when arguments over how we're not having a plebiscite have lasted a straight month in the headlines.

tbqh that's not necessarily a bad thing

i'd cook you delicious meals

>Cholos vs Apex niggers
we /LAriots/ now

> fuck their nation up
> well shit, better run off to the nearest western nation
It doesn't surprise me at all but fuck i'm getting over it

At least the Socceroos will get significantly better in about 20 years when their kids grow up.

muh guns tho

>i'd cook you delicious meals
perfect, what do you usually cook?

also i doubt i will be anywhere near brizzy for another decade, prob moving up north before i go south again ;-;

central americans are terrible at sports

Gonna go for a 4 beer in 60 minutes run for blokes who recognize abbos aren't people and should be put back under fauna. Wish me luck cunts, may go for the 6 in 60.

not at all cunt

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2012.

A lot of things really, make my own breads, pastas, sauces, etc

Getting balls deep into italian cooking right now

just wish i had someone to share it with, cooking alone gets tiresome ;-;

Costa Rica bossed it at the last world cup

m8 ur a sick cunt u no that?

?retsae

Mate you donated money to a fucking yank instead of pleasing your slanty-eyed landlords, you fucked up big time.

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

Why haven't we as a nation come together and flooded the interior via a canal coming up from Port Augusta

yeah i get ya
feels like most of my stuff goes to waste, just end up eating microwave garbage alot these days

funny thing is that most of the Sudanese I work with have wives and shit back in Sudan and they regularly go back to have holidays.. so much for refugee lives being in "danger"lol, one is even a pop star in sudan

Costa ricans are mostly white. It's easily the whitest country in Central America. There are entire colonies of Germans and Irish which have been around since the 19th century. Actual central americans are unathletic squat little peasants.

>eating microwave garbage


also come to brisbane and cum again

>Live in North Queensland
>Growing up, seeing an African or Arab was a rarity
>They are starting to heavily populate the centre of town now
>Tribes of shawled women walking around with 6 robed kids behind them

Australia was the one last refuge from the horrors of the outside world, but our traitorous government is determined to make sure we follow in the footsteps of our financial overlords.

My kids will actually grow up in a country where being raped and murdered by third worlders is now a real possibility. Could you imagine? We are supposed to be safe here.

>tfw team lost grand final
>tfw Turks from /sg/ trying to hunt me down like it's 1915.
>tfw cant sleep anymore
just fuck my shit up, lads

I've noticed they've started reporting the colour again. Problem was police got sued for racial profiling so they stopped reporting race. Then the apex shit happened and now every time there's a home invasion or carjacking everyone in Melbourne thinks oh those fucken Sudanese kids again and they clean out sport stores of baseball bats and hockey sticks. Every crime reported now gets the gaps filled in by all of us as fucken niggers. It all backfired spectacularly. Melbourne got redpilled.

> move to Brisbane from white town
> fucking asians everywhere
> they're literally half the size of me

Imagine Melbourne without niggers or faggots

hmm

i used to live in mayfield and ive forgotten the postcode

how close is that to you?

Then you better hope our refugees are Costa Ricans and not Sandinistas

Thank god for those yellow fucks, the more of them we got the less niggers and goatfuckers we have. Just got to convince the cunts that driving a taxi is a viable choice to earn some cash and we can get rid of those poo's as well.

it's still be full of lefties wanting more gays and niggers

checked trips

So Hong Kong basically?

maybe one day, stuck out here for a few more years
>tfw keep wasting my vacations on dumb stuff instead of being a slut

Aids cures faggots, faggot.

An Australia without Melbourne... what a place to live...

> lefties
well i thought saying none of them would be redundant given that i said "faggots"

nice try leafboy

and prep stops aids
checkmate

Why are you stuck out there?

>White Australia
>"There's still dropkick gooks everywhere tho"

Matt willson you sick cunt, the jews shut me down on kikebook

fellow tasbro can confirm. even apply for meme degree at uni for extra /neet/ bux. Utas allows almost anyone to join and is currently given out easier marks in an effort to fix their retention problem.. easy pass for anyting

work m8
fell for the guy nurse meme
making decent cash at least i guess

Mate I don't know why you think I'm a Matt I thought I didn't look like a poof on the internet, guess I gotta toughen up and down some more booze.
>using kikebook

why dont we just firebomb all the cities

is this the next copypasta?

architectural history lad

My ideal solution is to instead provide some materials to our highly successful soapbar and lampshade industry

Still degenerate and need to be euthanized.

Who here waiting for the housing bubble to pop?

crikey.com.au/2016/07/29/australias-property-market-in-mother-of-all-bubbles/

I think you should pay extra attention too the fact that living anywhere with a population density more than a 100/sqkm automatically makes you an unAustralian poof

> tfw stuck at some fucking service station
wouldn't mind offing myself tbqh

going to start uni next year though

need a bf to get drunk with and watch anime together ;-;

>he thinks 200k is fine

please for the love of god i hope it hurries up
fucking over this babyboomer dominated shit

we're allowed communists here by the thousands, but nazis are a no no

does it bother anyone else that all females are guaranteed wet pussy whenever they want?

What is it with ausbros being degenerate faggots?!?!?!

so after all of the bullshit, where was this photo actually taken?

im sick of the memes, i just wanna know where

Holy shit, thats me fucking bunnings cunts! I got a snag there just the other day!

we shitpost so much that we like posts in our shithole

i've been around women too much to now that's true

You'll be right mate
Adolf will come back soon.

what you gonna study for user-kun?
wish i went to a trade school now honestly
>killing people isn't degenerate

> BE MASTERS
> GET FUCKING RAPED

think it was somewhere in NSW can'tt remember though

> that midriff and those thighs

Its a bit annoying my gf is complete nymph and can't get to sleep without having sex first.. If I wanna stay up and shitpost I have to fuck her first and then come back out... 5 years into relationship.. sometimes I fucking hate it

started studying and undergraduate law degree after watching a tv show.

three years later kill me please

>my gf

Other user here I'm in rural qld where you at I can clean your cock if you have a feminine dick and pretend to be a girl for me

Cucked again Leaf fag.

good luck with high student debt and no job past your internship faggot.

>fell for the lawyers make good money and have fun meme

>SIGN IF YOU WANT TRUMP TO WIN

please consider signing this petition so that we can create a media hype to audit media matters and correct the record, 2 of clintons main shilling groups. the us needs you aussie faggots.

change.org/p/united-states-department-of-justice-audit-david-brock-s-media-matters-conglomerate

>inb4 doesnt get a response
not necessarily form the white house but the media has to report it if we can spread it enough on twitter/plebbit/Cred Forums

>SIGN IF YOU WANT TRUMP TO WIN

>tfw reveresed image searched it
>lead to a tumblr blog full of roasties and fucking disgusting old women
>tfw this was the only tolerable picture in the whole lot

Fuck that shitty peasant life

You live in the uni-lodge on Margaret st don't you faggot?

but i would wanna clean your cock user

That's the Wagga bunnings
and thats Tegan podmore
fucking madman

>never shop at masters
>start buying all their crap when they mark it half price going out of business

did the same at dick smith

> living in a (((uni-lodge)))

ah yes can't wait to pay for overpriced rooms while Sheldon and Lance suck each others cocks in the room next to me

is there anywhere in australia that is a multi-cultural shithole? i live in an inner city suburb in brissy in a share house, its a nice middle class suburb with a predominately white demographic not a chink or arab in site at the local woolies, but as soon as you go to a public place or uni its a different story

a-are you sure?
kikebook.com/teganjadepodmore

Wise ausbro can you dox this girl for me. I met her in a nightclub once

>says he's gay
>disapproving of others doing gay things

just shitposting friend

who or what the fuck is tegan podmore?

>i live in an inner city suburb in brissy in a share house, its a nice middle class suburb with a predominately white demographic not a chink or arab in site at the local woolies

what fucking part of brissie are you talking about faggot.

because it sounds like you're full of shit

did you finger her
wrong tegan mate she has dark brown hair now and she went to wagga high

My ex used to want to fuck like 5 days a week. It was pretty tiring but I took it for granted back then and now I just feel like pure shit I want her back X

obviously a slag user knows

wait nah thats not her fuck looked similar, thats the girls fb

it is in wagga though, i can tell by the parking lot

but all the bunnings carparks look the same

I meant 5 times a day btw

Why didn't you fuck her? Post nudes pl0x

You can polish it all night fàm in between me ramming it in your boipussy

>Aussie shitposting thread is frontpage..

The Ctr shills must be working hard tonight

>tfw i dumped my crazy ex (who's now on schizzo pills)
>she got with my friend i had since grade 2
>never see or hear about her again
>hear recently he's beating her up
>feelsgoodman

dunno why i said inner city, its more eastern. Norman park its white as fuck

we need more of these threads desu

i thought you were gonna say West end for a minute there

Yeah Uni-lodge is such a stitch up. Had a mate that lived there apartments are like a shoebox. No wonder 90% Asians live there.

We need protectionism to grow our private sector which is too small and reliant on foreigners.

You'll be right mate.. lay low n cover yer tracks

yes fam_ in the mean time I suggest we start a new shitposting to reclaim our title

Any WA cunts here?
What do you think of Colin Barnett?
What do you think of the poofs in Fremantle cancelling their Australia day fireworks?

>tfw onur would have to go back to 1992 to find an embarrassing high school picture of me

New suggestion

>spilt milk threads
Classic but golden

>spilt milk threads

the ones that are born here and speak with an australian accent are usually alright and its funny whenever they say the word cunt alot. the others that moved here like last week i cant say the same for

does she have an innie or a roastie?

Looks like Jasmine. That's on the Gold Coast btw.

>refugees leaving their land for a better country they think is better
>not being the worst that country has to get rid of.

i can't wait for those geriatric cunts to hurry up and die

who goes to bunnings for snags and race war equipment?

>Live in Perth
>Every Saturday I normally walk down to Bunnings to buy a snag
>The last few Saturdays have been pissing with rain
>Haven't been able to get my snag fix in a while
I'm getting withdrawals what the fuck do I do?

Yeah it looks like Nerang Bunnings or the old Burleigh one.

fuk no

yeah, remember when hispanic immigrants went to florida?

They all look the fucking same, holy shit

this is how the left has ruined australia

happy citizens day cunt

What are some good anti-gay mottos for the feb 11 gay vote?
>Stop the gay, the australian way.
>Don't be a poofta
>They got rid of the tone, so we're gona stop their bone

Remember to vote 'NO' lads.

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is Adelaide still white? never been there

>3rd year earning 80k
>lying to impress fellow autists on a pakistani clockmaking board

The classic Australian phrase: no poofters allowed

You can't just say "x is on suicide watch" without giving a reason. I'm from Melbourne and I have to say that it's a fantastically good place. OP is just jealous at not being able to afford a good apartment in Fitzroy.

>saying that when there's poofs ITT
how very homophobic and uncultured of you

Melbourne storm got cucked by those fucking grubs called the Cronula sharks

I'd just like to announce that I am pregnant with Moot's baby.

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2012.

as a pom bastard I sincerely hope you faggots vote for faggotry

t.woolly wofta

Least our no vote will actually be recognised

we knew you were already pozzed from your jew star, cunt
you didnt need to tell us

Melbourne not a rugby city so no one cares. We just had a great Grand Final. Melbourne is the sporting capital of Australia anyway. Makes it a great place!

You can't get pregnant from receptive anal sex.

Poofters loved to be told to fuck off by blokes like us. They pretend to be offended, get home and then jack off and sad cum over it wishing he got aggressively bumfucked by the guy that told him to fuck off.

>Melbourne not a rugby city so no one cares.
>Melbourne is the sporting capital of Australia anyway.

pick one, nigger

not the poofs i know

they'd get all offended and sell your name to the local Socialist groups so they can pretend they're Antifa

As someone who's actually into kinky shit, 50 shades is a gross misrepresentation and would be extremely damaging to base one's life choices on.