You're going to church today user, right?

You're going to church today user, right?

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Testing this shit

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Will do next week, not feeling good today.

how come when I post it doesn't fucking tell me about my Cred Forums pass

do i have to start yelling about the bullshit pope during the silent reflection parts?

Rosh Hashanah starts at sundown tonight.

SHANAH TOVAH, MUH FELLA JOOZ

god dammit FUCK JEWS

Yes.

Naw.

We live in a sim.

Protestant reporting in, just got back from church.

No I don't believe

Type since4pass in the options then post

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Protestant reporting in, leaving for church in 7 minutes.

Too busy for bullshit rather care about my life than the afterlife

Nah i dont belief in the church

Thats smart since your life would be plus minus 80 years , and the afterlife last forever

Working. But will consult Lectionary. See what it says today. Sometimes the synchronicity is stunning. Sometimes not. After 500 years still applicable though.

So for those who can't make it like me...

bible.oremus.org/?ql=341850670

Yeah I'd like to go from a Trump containment board based on myths and lore to an indoctrination centre ran by pedophiles based on myths and lore.

Church is for the uneducated. That may offend you, but facts are facts, statistically Churchgoers have less education, lower IQ's, are more easily convinced, and watch more television.

nature.com/sci-en/2011-04-05/rel-church-goers-study-2011-results

So sad you moron americans still fall for it, then again you are a nation of fucking idiots.

Oh, and I'm not reading your retarded defensive replies.

my entire hope and faith in jesus depends on this post

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FUCK YES PRAISE THE LORD

Ok if that's the way you feel sweden

I'm SDA, we go to Church on Saturday.

And then in the TOOL Lectionary.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=JHdlhUfJ5qc

Sometime the voice of God appears in strange places.

If Christianity would grow some balls and stop being such a pussy religion I might attend church... but probably not because I'm not a sheeple.

+/- 80 means either positive or negative 80 you stupid yuropoor

Why the duck have you had a pass that long? The only reason I have one is cause I don't have a computer not do I have Wi-Fi so my ip is dynamic and Jackie 4cham banned all dynamic ips so I was forced to buy one

Ok then let's talk about your penis!

because FUCK CAPTCHA

I know the guy who invented recaptcha, as it turns out. Rather give a few dollarbux to something I actually care about like Cred Forums instead of having Jewgle rape me for free.

>willingly paying to shitpost

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damn rite nigga

and I also stuff money in the poorbox at church so eat it

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I pray from home

>giving your shekles to the poor
Chuckadoodadoo desu senpai

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Does it work

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Yea man I love places packed to the brim with low IQ people and discourse.

woooo

So American public colleages?

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one (you) is worth more than 20 of my jewshekels

i give 10% of my net income to actually good causes regardless of IRS categorization.

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>not using that 10% to buy prescription opiates and stimulants

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this christcuck phase is getting way too cringey

Not that one

>giving your money to the scripty jew
I'll take God's green plants thank you

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What about the powderd Muslim?

I'd never find parking downtown

Pffftt... yeah; because sitting there listening to some kiddy fiddler's imaginary best friend talk about bullshit in replacement of actually living (or even sleeping in) is a great use of my time.

Fuck off with your invasive religion bullshit.

Paganism is more white than Christianity.

nah that's high school and college stuff
just gotta keep moving

and also parking's a bitch but at least sometimes when i drop shit in the give basket they get around to repaving the hugeass parking lot

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