Burger Relocation

thats my point, wouldn't an Estonian rather have an american than another russian

No thanks. stay where you are.

I'd rather have an Estonian than another American or Russian.

MONGORIAN DOGS REEEEE

I met a qt Eesti girl at the bus stop the other day, she looked kinda supermodelish and told me she never wants to go back to Estonia.

Good. Traitors with weak backbones shouldn't stick around and act like a tumor to nationalist natives.

well are you guys worth visiting at the least?

she's probably a whore and i'm glad she never comes back

if u like commieblocks and russian scum then yes

If you're a Finn who's buying our alcohol - yes.

If you're an American who wants sum fucccc because you're too much of a beta back home, fuck off.

your opinions bong?

what if i want to visit a decent part of Europe that doesn't have too much (((multiculturalism)))

we've got plenty, we're 30% russian. But i guess that's not the right kind of (((multiculturalism)))

Ivan is always a better choice than Achmed

Another point, is Finland worth considering?

She's probably a slut with AIDS.

> she looked kinda supermodelish
Estonia has the highest number of supermodels per capita. kek

but yeah, fuck off.

Yes. We have a lot of old european architecture that has been destroyed in the rest of europe.
hence the old town has the city wall and loads of other thinsg from the 13th century that werent destroyed because of lack of money, other coutnries tore them down that had the money to.

Poland. Hungary. Czech Republic. Slovakia.

Thats not ((multiculti)), its just bad luck.

Türa kas sa tõesti tahad et su õde/tütart tuleb mingi neeger keppima?

Estonia is a lovely country, Tallinn is a beautiful city. 99% white. only scumbags are russian junkies. One of the nicest places I've been in Europe.

Source: was in tallinn for 12 days and started a company there.

>implying im a nigger

>ta õde/tütar pole neelanud punast tabletti
sitta tööd teed, mees

Why move to Jewstonia?

Why stay in america?
shillary is going to run our country into the ground

>Estonia
No, Northerners should go back to East Anglia and Southerners should fill in the Catholic parts of Norniron :^)

guns are harder to get than in usa and if you make 100k a year, about half of it goes to refugees and NEETs

people who have good education and job should stay in usa. i've considered moving there if i could get a h1b

Also why is my ID Indian

Can I not become an Estonian citizen, and basically be birthing Estonian children? I don't have any mud in my blood, famalam.

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burgers for Estonia?

Well, I just wonder how other smaller countries do that sort of thing. Obviously anyone can be an american over here.

We don't know how the election will go. This may be the best time to live in America within the past 28 years

I think its just that way because of our (((culture))) you cant just move somewhere and become a true patriot of that state
it seems pretty obvious to me that shillary is going to cheat her way into office and fuck everything up

>Go to Taiwan or something.

This is slightly worrying.
Westerners come, and bring their cuck liberal ideas with them. If they start coming in droves then one day our government would start accepting Philippine refugees fleeing Duterte.

I say this because I see quite a lot of Kraut expats here. I suppose Americans are more traditionalist so they might be fine but Krauts worry me,

Fuck off, we are full.

You move in means an Estonian dies.

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I'm sorry senpai, the truth is nobody wants these burgers who want an easy life.

But I do pass unnoticed in Iceland. They try to get me to sign government petitions then think I'm just fucking with them when I tell them I'm American.

You would have to be fluent in the Estonian language.

This.

>moving from a superpower shithole to a backwater shithole
good riddance idiot

I don't care. You're not Estonian, your children will be half breed mutts and an Estonian male gets cucked.

Estonia will be frontline in this shit.
Do not unpack.

Wow this thread really proves to me that I should move to Estonia

No you can not.

Estonian children are made by Estonians not niggers from nowhere.

You think any EU country is "judenfree?" I assure you those days are long behind us unless the people revolt.

What do Eeestlased think about western educated diaspora repatriating to the fatherland?

I just think it's a cute map

Do not move to Estonia. Although Estonia calls itself a nation, in America we call a piece of land the same size as Estonia a back yard. No room, cold, poor, stupid people, ugly women, faggotry abounds, communist shit country where typical salary is 2 beets and 1 potato per week.

'ugly women' say what?

only if ur not a cuck senpai

Fuck off, we dont want schools shooting to away our guns

to take away*

This diasporaa did us lot of harm too besides good.
Mixed feelings, leftist scum is not welcome.

educated = brainwashed into leftism.

Can be otherwise too.
Some are born smart and "education" does not spoil them

Plenty of Engineering and Science degrees among "Estonians" here. Though yes, many many are cucked beyond hope.

bringing a little Scotch-Irish, German and Italian would probably do your Mongol gene pool some good....

Nope.
Makes us dumber and uglier.

That reminds me, I gotta come and buy some pepperspray, vodka, beer and lonkero, a few cartons of smokes and a new knife next year. Also need a calendar with pictures of qties on it for my mate at work, their cunt boss pulled all their calendars down and threw them away.

How good are your fireworks, eestibros? Even our fireworks here are cucked, can you blow someone's finger off with your bangers or are they complete shit? I was thinking of maybe visiting at new year's.

The Finno-Ugric race is superior to the Aryan race.

This is why in Finno-Ugric languages the word for "slave" is "orja". Aryans were our slaves, and Slavs were the slaves of Aryans.

Finno-Ugrics>Aryans>Slavs

Eesti is besti, but Eesti is besti only because Eesti is filled with eesties (bar the average aids carrying Russian) and not shitbags from other places.

Does he still work for this cunt boss or left or got this cunt memed away?

Provide pictorial evidence to prove that I am mistaken.

Our fireworks are shit, btw.

the ilutulestik is fine senpai, you're welcome Pekka!

I moved out after Obama got a 2nd term. The American People are that stupid and really let me down.

Once Trump wins, I am coming back to make it great again! Been sitting out the Google economics that don't work for the small business men.

Estonia is not a country. It's a small town full of old people and Slav migrants.

Slavery is easy, even the Niggers had slaves.

It's ok I'd rather move to Iceland anyways.

Cunt boss is still there but they'll just keep putting up porn on the walls until she gets tired of pulling them down, kek.

I bet the fireworks are still better than in here, too many eye injuries have happened so they've toned them down to pretty much nothing else but sound and a few sparks.

I'll buy some and try them out. What's the new years' celebration like over there, should I stay the night?

Leave now then, coward. Let someone else make America great again.

:^)
Why were we German/Swedish/Russian controlled feudal peasantry for so long tho?

Iceland is not even a town, it's a village. Look up it's demographics. Also, it has a steady climate of 14°C degree and grey skies at any given time around the year with no seasons.

why did you pick Thailand?

Take a wild guess :^)

We have higher quality, while they had higher quantity. They outnumbered, us like zombies.

The fact that we survived hundreds of years of occupation proves that we're made of steel. We're the üli-inimesed.

It rocks!

Ladyboys and cheap seafood. One or the other.

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made me LOL

the great mongol khanate is too smart for your kike trickery, burger.
We're not going to advertise our qties to all the niggers on this board like the swedes always do.

The real cock suckers always bring up lady boys.

Seafood is cheap. But mostly, The white man is not constantly berated for being a white man.

FINNISH KHANATE WHEN

Remember the disease-infested blankets your ancestors handed out to indians...

SOON

So that's what the black stripe stands for...

if i move there i am all for the Finnish khanate

I'm Afro- American but I'm very conservative and Republican (not Trumpian though because of the racism so not voting). I'm coming to Estonia for 6 months after the election. I just wanted to know if women there were opposed to dating Afro- Americans, and if it is hard to find Baptist churches for worship. Thank you Estonian bros!

Are you stupid? Even if Trump loses USA is still the best country to live in.

You have zero freedoms in Europe.

Are you able to work out there? I hear it's difficult for foreigners to find anything.

You aren't finnish or estonian thoguh.

NO YOU ARE NOT FUCKING COMING.
OUR WOMEN CUT OFF DICKS OF PEOPLEW ITH A DARKER SKIN SO YOU BETTER KEEP AWAY.

YOU BETTER FUCK OFF

Online investments

Estonia IS racist.
Really.

>Cred Forums pass user since October 2016.

so?

>this asshurt slav

You wouldn't be allowed in here.

> smug cartoon girl
> uses a stupid old lie as a meme

when will weebs ever learn. Why is it always cartoon posters that post the most dumb shit.

Are you happy with doing as you are told?
There is no other way you can support the khanate.

One pro is that there is no capital gain tax and the median salary is around 1000euros. So if you save around 1 million on a 5% account you can live very well (4 times better than the average estonian) without working.

Stay out you Anglo mongrel shitskins. We are not lifeboats. We have nothing in common with Anglos.

Sorry Estonia, but Uncle 'merica comin' fo yo wimminz and with his unlimited VISA we can't stop him.

The worlds at the point where you draw your battle lines, find your friends and fight motherfucker.

It's america or bust

Think of it this way,

The more you flip your shit, the more people like OP will want to move to your country just to spite you.

Personally, I don't see much reason in living in a tiny baltic shithole whose entire history consists of getting raped by Russians.

Oh I'm sure it can't be that bad, I would have heard about that lol.

works for me honestly

If living very well means only paid experience then you will get what you pay for, cheapy.

> also
> 5% account
> in a world where commies push negative interest rate

Absolutely nothing.

Grandson of Russian immigrant (rebuilt half of the Tallinn) here.
Please list your issues with me.

*Cue commercial flashing pictures of starving Estonian children while playing sad music

"The Finnish Khanate is a cold, dark place With only one donation of $5.99 you can feed one of these poor Mongolian children for a day."

Why would an American want to move to a cucked and poor country?

Good luck to him.
I hope this will be worth it.

> fucking russian sluts with aids
> whining about estonians on Cred Forums later
> dying from pneumonia

I am not sure who to hate more anymore, Russians or Americans. On the one hand you have white nigger-tier, AIDS infested fifth columnists. On the other hand you have global supremacist mutts, who spread their filthy culture all over the world. Life fucking sucks.

But are your women racist?

Yes, everybody is racist. Except the leftist hipster scum, i bet most of them are closet racists as well.

Visa funded by American tax dollars.

>Estonia is racist
K E K
E
K

>I want to live in Great Britain cuz they used to be a Great Empire
>I want to live in the USA cuz it used to be Great
fuck off hick, its all about now and future, and your future doesnt look good

Mostly. Our families view those who racemix as dumb fucks. Not many happy cases to report.
On the other hand - Russian sluts here with aids are not racist. Come see yourself.

Fifth columnists are sitting in our government, mate.

If you have any certifiable IT skills you'll live a very comfortable life here.

this guy gets it

I just hope Eesti can survive these cucked times. Racist immigration policies have to be part of it. Just make sure the russians don't chimp out too too hard.

Toivo please, skilled immigration isn't a problem. We need more skilled workers in the IT field to get even more shekels.

thanks for an actual reply based khan

Come to Germany!
We need more refugees!

But that (russian chimp outs) is exactly what our government, bought by US, is supposed to actively work towards.

You've clearly never met a russian in their natural habitat. I live in an area that's 70% Russian, I hate them so god damn much, fucking human scum that does nothing but drink and pose a public nuisance. I have lost all ability to feel empathy after moving here a few months ago.

hello I am looking for an eesti gf btw

Cred Forums Pass user since July 2016.

Shekels shmekels.

We do not need any immigration, only problems come from that.
We do need to educate our own and stop this EU shit at once. Just step out of it, take a hit and carry on.

This union is too dumb for us.

I'm a recreational poker player, so I've visited Tallinn multiple times. Great city, lovely people and top tier casinos. The women are gorgeous as well.

Not the worst place to migrate to, but getting a job should be the first thing to do before you even consider moving to a country like Estonia.

Both are not good but Ivan is better neighbor than Achmed my friend.

You need to do something about your cucked gov. If you don't like Russians you really won't like blacks, a group which is a far more aids infested public menace.

>Russian sluts here with aids are not racist. Come see yourself.
Actually incorrect, atleast for "estonian (read: russian)" prostitutes who come to work in Finland. They don't serve "dark gentlemen" at all because they've had "bad experiences".

Pic is proof. Though I'm sure there are a number of dumb sluts who will take any money from any nigger who comes to their door, but I've found prostitutes to be in general much more racist than most regular women, since they have to have been in actual contact with niggers.

"what is the stock market": the post

We do not like them already.
Government is losing their heads right now.
They can take care of themselves nicely.

Stop running.

It's for cowards

I was talking not about professionals.

Stock market is kill.

Please define "certifiable".

When are you fucks coming back west to guide the finish horde to Stockholm ?

Fair enough.

>italians
>estonians

Americans are the mexicans of estonia.

what an irony.

lmgtfy.com/?q=certifiable

Foreigners are always bad.
White Americans need to go to an english speaking country.

We could help make straya great again.

The moment any western country starts putting emphasis 'skilled immigration' is the universal signal for letting the Chinese conquer your country.

Look at the Aussies with their points based system and look where they are now.

Bro you are just moving to a future caliphate. Stay here, we need every true American. We were great once and we can be again but not if you fucking leave.

>burgers ask to move to baltofasciststan
>get btfo
>my sides

move to albania and kosovo* they love you there. all better now thanks to your war and support for independence.

Tiny countries with dwindling populations, who the fuck it's a great idea to multiculti it up further?

I am heading to Estonia next week to make some estonian babies.

thinks*

nice quads by the way.

You can not make Estonian babies, you have to be Estonian for that.

Pic related my rare-friend.

> immigrats
> hard men

we can if we have Estonian women

Quit trying to make up for the fact that you have no culture nor identity you fucking retard.

Fuck off for your own safety. You would propably kill yourself in a year like the other weaklings who try to come here

Look, I'm just simply saying if I ~were~ to immigrate to another country, particularly a poorfag one, my reasoning would be to escape the pampered and easy lifestyle of the west for a lifestyle where I actually embraced the meaningful side of life. I think many would agree with me.

Don't worry though, I don't want to move to your cucked shithole anyway. These colors don't run, and I doubt you have it very hard if you can shitpost on a Burmese basket weaving website all day.

Nope.
You will get inferior mutts at most and the woman will cuck you at some point and then rob clean and drop.

fuck off shitskin, for your own safety again. You will get beat up or killed someday if you aren't careful with your nigging

North germanic are still tier 1. Noone can beat north germanics.

Estonia is not that poor go to Romania it's fucking beautiful m9.

This actually has a sound in it.
Can you into our culture 100%?

Not trying to propagate your own stupid ways you escaped from when everything turns out ... different is hard, m8.

you should join the scandinavian kingdom aigen, with sweden, island, denmark, norway, finland and polen. We will rule the north in eu and occupie the parts russia stole from us.

Stop trying to drag the rest of us down with you. You're all alone with your niggers and other human trash.

Damn OP.
Seeing all these huns rage makes me think they got something cool down there.

Now I might just move there as well & find myself a nice eesti QT3.14 or 2 to settle down with.

lugna dig subject state

thats what im saying

Just remember one more thing, we have laws here which allow governmental powers to assrape you for alimony monies to Estonian woman.
Just remember this my friend and you will be fine.

There are already 250 americans in here, that's too much.

Exactly. Let's just do it.
They're poor AF and we know all women are whores.

>We're all going to make it
>To/in Eesti

Gates of Sigtuna - remember this, vikingboy.

"if Trump doesn't make this country great again" -- The people need to make a country great and you seem to run at the first sight of trouble. I don't want a leftist faggot like you making my country weaker.

our average is basically their 1% so we can live like kings and fuck many Estonian QT 3.14s

This.

On the other hand I happen to know one American living here.
Too bad he never learnt Estonian - therefore bit stupid. Estonian is hard to learn.

But cool guy nevertheless. I think he works for US espionage.

This.

>cuck empire
Also get FUK on sigtuna

My sister's daughter's dentist's daughter's husband is Frank from Nevada, 5/5 lad.

we arent all retarded leftist cucks you see

swedes won't do the figheting we will be the econmic center of the great country. Swedes has always been great traders.

>muh estonians pillaged sigtuna
wew

Go home Kaj-Göran.

we wuz vikings

But you're all retarded Americans who should stay out of Europe.

Why run and not fight for your country?
Look at OP-s post, it stinks.

eat dick Ahmed.

Yes, swedes are great cucks.

Unless you can speak Eesti keelt, do not move there.

Unless you are willing to join kaitseliit, do not move there.

If you do not know how to use a sauna, do not move there.

If you can't tell which mushrooms are poisonous, do not move there.

If you're not willing to die to defend Eesti from Russians, do not move there.

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(((They))) have already pretty much taken over our country and made it almost impossible to do anything about it

>Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.
Faggot

We were slaves 700+ years. So?

youtube.com/watch?v=aqYQpJO2hng
yliheaaaaa

Soome-Viro Khanate soon, Sõber.

> Viro

Eesti.

Soome-Eesti.

Viro means nothing in Estonian. There is no such word.

I used the Estonian word for Finland and the Finnish word for Estonia.

I'm being all inclusive.

>nigger wants to invade Europe
typical Afromerican

He wuz the only true estonian.

Why in the name of God would you go to Estonia? Google "THE 12 EASIEST COUNTRIES FOR LIVING AND WORKING ABROAD" if you are serious. Non educated - stay the hell in the USA - nobody wants you or you lack of skills. (But please vote for Trump.)

Eesti means "east" and is just a Germanic colonial word, you didn't even use it officially until a couple of hundred years.

Viro on the other hand comes from the Iron Age (or earlier) and is the historical name for the northern parts of the country.

would you really want to fight for a jew country with muh 60%

Move to sweden

This picture always get's me.

I need a version where the Estonians are amongst the Mongolian horde that plundered Baghdad.

its one of my favorite finngolian pics

How hard is to understand that no one wants your kind in eastern europe you dense fuck? Just fuck off aready.

>russia attacks
>finland just mobilizes Lauri Törni

You'd just get shanked by Russians for being a burger.

Move to the Phillipines, that's what the right wingers in Sweden are doing.

I guess nobody likes diaspora faggots, but could I please move back to Allenstein/Olsztyn?
If I don't tell anyone my grandparents were Nazi collaborateurs it would be okay, right?

what ever happened to that faggot?

>is Estonia a country
no.
t. vladimir

>using german names
No, fuck off. You have your own country.

Olen kohe tagasi!

fuck off

Cred Forumsand obviously.

Sa oled väga lahke.

shitty bait
try again

I am unironically moving to your country and marrying one of your women.

>mfw 80% Russian, 95% slav, and the other 5% is just jap.
I could easily pass as a Russian, Croatian, maybe Estonian, definitely Finnish, Bavarian German, Austrian, Kazakh, Latvian, or most other countries in North Asia, Western Europe, and some of the the Balkans.

My country is called Prussia and my designated region is Masuria.
Even if you don't accept it, I will move back in 2017.

Prussia ceased to exist. It's like saying Babylon deserves clay. Or like saying that germany should be partitioned because it was bunch of states that do not exist anymore. But have fun jerking off to your fantasy.

Everything what was needed was said, maybe except the fact that there's fucktons of people stupid enough to believe Cred Forums memes about paradise for whites in eastern europe. Top lel.

>Prussia ceased to exist. It's like saying Babylon deserves clay. Or like saying that germany should be partitioned because it was bunch of states that do not exist anymore. But have fun jerking off to your fantasy.
Nah, Germans still think I'm Polish, I do feel more Prussian than German.

I don't think the Eastern Regions should become a part of Germany again, it wouldn't be the same.
We need a new East colonisation and settlers.

K-kas oleks suur patt teha blanda uppi tüübiga, kellel itaalia geenide asemel oleks taani geenid? Ma luban, et ma sunniksin teda eesti keelt õppima ja puha.

A Muslim family just moved in next door (literally just pulled the U-haul in a half hour ago.

I am going to toss a coin: Rovaniemi if heads. Pärnu if tails.

If you aren't just baiting those guys, you would be better off in Poland.

>I do feel more Prussian
WE WUZ

no thanks, our country is already fucked and beyond repair.

Since my Grandparents were from East-Prussia I assume we really WUZ.

Do you think I should bother learning Polish or do many Poles still speak German?

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I move back to homeland if it goes shit tier here

>swiss

It was tails.

Looks like I'm moving to Pärnu!

What if I'm a weirdo who'll never get laid so I won't ficki ficki your women?

taanlased on meid juba korduvalt "kultuurselt rikastanud", vahet pole.

I've heard that Viro is offensive to you guys. Can you cofirm? It's still the official Finnish name for you.

I've never heard of anyone considering it offensive.

FUCKING FORGET US AND LEAVE US ALONE
WE DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF THIS SHITTY REALITY

No it's not.

Narva is offensive to my senses.

You can't pass as a Finn if you're 95% slav.

Actual historical photo of REAL estonian people before soviet invasion in 1940.
stay woke my brothers

No. All your women look like Kerli, damnit.

You'd be surprised, the other 15% slav is Ashkenazi jew and Croation, so even though I have Brown (not black, more comparable to chestnut) hair, I've got blue eyes, I'm quite tall, And have features from many of the countries listed.

You don't want educated and fiscally stable immigrants? Hope you enjoy all those Syrians, we could always ship you some Mexicans as well.

I've been considering Iceland or New Zealand as fallback locations to open a business and immigrate when things start to come undone.

You fucked it up, m8. All inclusive =/= ass backwards.

Suomi-Eesti.

But at first finns must uncuck themselves and ditch Swedish as their second official language.
Then we can talk about union further.

Just do a Google image search of Finnish hockey players and you'll realize you CANNOT pass as a Finn.

t. Weird looking Finn

Yeah but Finland is like the least slavic of all those countries you listed. I don't know how you look but just saying. We are closer to swedes than russians genetically.

>Do you think I should bother learning Polish or do many Poles still speak German?
At least half of Poland (the more developed half) learns English and German at school.
I doubt anyone would willingly speak to you in German though, we prefer English

I'm looking at pictures of eesti men, and I can honestly say I look a lot like them. It doesn't matter much, because I don't plan on moving, I just wanted to say that I could pass in many different countries as a native.
I kind of look like sami lipisto, but not too much.
If you saw me, you'd never think me to be an American, much less your everyday Russian, like the gopniks you hate.

If things eventually get really bad here, I'll probably try expatriating to Poland. Nice and h'white there. And I wouldn't even be miscegenating the gene pool, since I'm 100% polak anyway. I'm pretty sure I can get automatic citizenship through blood as well.

We were at ~60% when started to separate from soviet union.

We were at ~300000 in 1710.

1) Do you care about gun rights?
2) Do you care about religion?

Answer this and I will tell you where you should move to, desu.

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Like the gopniks that the eesti hates.

1. Hell yes.
2. As long as I'm not forced to be a muzzy.

I want a qt eesti girl :(

Actually our clay original name is Maavald and here lives maarahvas.

I was once mistaken for Teemu Pulkkinen.

No Eestigrills for you.

I don't see how he's so weird looking?

Truth is we do have some weird asian looking people. They are probably from inbred families somewhere northeast. It's not that common though.

why do finns have a cross in their flag? they're not in scandinavia, have no ties to us other crosses like iceland and færoyene and åland.

stinky finns trying to mooch off of industrious scandis XD

I went to high school with a girl named Urte. She was pretty but a huge slut. She friendzone/cucked some jew that followed her everywhere super hard. He never gave up.

The American Finnish-diaspora are unique looking here. We can automatically detect another with Finnish heritage by looks alone.

He probably looks normal to you because you're used to Finnish people. Outside of certain parts of Michigan, there really are no Finns here so we look slightly "exotic" compared to the Germanics, Irish and Anglos out in our country.

Õpeta kõigepealt keel selgeks (mida sa ise kah vist ei oska) ja meel õigeks. Siis vaata edasi.

Muidu jälle üks untsus suhe... kellel neid vaja on?

(mis kuramuse asi on blanda upp? eesti keelt ei oska või, tiblakutsikas?)

It's rom the Russian navy flag.

Go to Czechia then.

If I feel the need to move, I'll go there.

Wew, noored.
Päris masendav lõng.

Actually we do not care how you call us. Important is how we ourselves name us.

It would be nice sign of (additional) respect of course when you started to call us Eesti.

1. Yes somewhat but not fanatically. I own guns but I'm okay with more restrictions than Murrica has.
2. I'm an atheist *tips fedora*

If you start speaking it ruins your cover.

>move out of one brown shit hole into an even browner shithole

AYYY LMAO

Swedecuck cross maybe?

Anywhere in Northern Europe, or the Netherlands.

You're illiterate, don't move anywhere.

1944 nevar forget

Probably, I can speak Russian with a Novosibirsk accent, English with a fairly normal accent, and I'm in the process of learning some other languages. I've been doing lots of language learning for a long time, and I can eventually learn a language with no accent. Doesn't really matter, I don't plan on invading your country.

Mis masendab?
Sügismasenduse vastu väike metsajooks sügismetsas ehk?

I'll call you whatever you want me to call you if I can sniff Lenna Kuurmaa's butthole just once.

>Anywhere in Northern Europe, or the Netherlands
This totally already appealed to me. I take it you've traveled a lot? You wouldn't just sit around on Cred Forums pretending to know things, would you?

It is not in reach of my powers to grant you this.

But you can call us masters anyway.
Just for keks.

Sorry but I'm not buying it. Most Finns could easily pass as scandis.

Eesti auks, tuleviku pandiks.

>uus-sõber

Juhata end uksest välja, semu.

M8, Viro is a very personal name for you. It's proof of historical contacts long ago between Suomi (the southwest corner of Finland) and Viro (the northern coast of Estonia).

Mine võta statoilist stardipakk ligi.

> mis kuramuse uus-sõber

I know that, Virumaa is the north-eastern part.

Vabandust, mida?

Most of the Scandis have been bred with Germanica and Anglos, diluting the Nordic-ness.

The Finns here live in an isolated area called the Upper Peninsula and married other Finns, retaining the Squarehead features.

What if Americans start showing up in Lithuania? Would you be as sad as the eestlased here?

Misasi sa selline oled, et kedagi ukse poole suunad?
Kunn või?

Lithuanians would just continue to an hero as always.

There is no such thing as "Finnish squarehead feature". We are super heterogeneous people in terms of our looks.

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