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THIS TIME IN BONGLAND

GAME STARTS WHEN FIVE PLAYERS

DON'T BE A FAGGOT

OP IS KENT

>Isle of Man Hard Mode
I'll take that yeah

Wales

With my one tile I shall conquer the Isles

bloody gookmoot depopulating my risk game

Claiming East Anglia

one more and we can start c'mon

EZZEXXX LUV

PUT ME IN M8
WE'RE GOING TO MARBSS

okay, we starting now, post your moves, first come first serve

r we gonna fuckin play or wot m8 ?! i ain't go all day

Advance into highlands

Fuckin roll into kent and liberate it from this negro fella, surround canterbury !

ill take pictland if open still

Pictland
Ya fuck

fuck this shit map, lets play my brand new map
>Name
>Colour
>Location

Wipe out essex.

push back against this filthy chav

alright lad, take a roll

roll
radial expansion

Expand towards Nottingham

claiming Ireland
invade wales

fuck off u cunt, i'm tryna save the dole money from this negro daan saaf

mupdate 1

fixing name

fight against the chav scum

siege bangor

Keep attacking essex

Keep advancing take western isles and orkney. any excess go into fife.

Take out the fookin nig, surround cants

Gibe me da Wessex, please.

>Dubs aren't worth anything
Just fuck my shit up senpai.

Fight back those Potato scum in Ireland

... long time no see

fuq, siege Alcluy

Gib me francia.

ROLLING TO KILL KENT.

oh fug :DDDD

mupdate 2

claim welsh lands around bangor and outward

remove franc, then remove chav

Take stirling and angus, surround scone. Any excess take the western isles.

Heyyy!!!!!! xoxoxoxoxo

How have you been??

Push out that east anglia cunt of a traitor

move into stratclyde territories

Siege London and Defend.

Take everything but the cities of Kent > Essex

Fight back Potatoboi's and take Irish land.

xoxo
pretty good. your self? i was just telling lonesome wyatt the other day how i missed my greatest ally ever.

Wojak, I'll take Sussex after I kill OP. Is it fine if I take that one T from you?

Fuck az iff the nig twats weren't bad enug i got the bloody frogs tryna take me dole monie!!

wessex get your head out yer arse and make a move

fuck him then

mupdate 3

Wot te feck Ded yu sae too me yu little cunt?

keep taking land from wales starting from strongholds and then outward

remove franc, then push against franc

Destroy essex.

:))

Does wyatt miss me too? I know he secretly does even if he won't admit it.

I've just come back from a long holiday, nice and tan. But it's so fucking cold here I wanna die. Have to get my space heater out and everything.

Top lad, go get im my son I'll focus on this traitor.

Surround Thetford get the little twat

Siege Scone.

Let's go north and take Scottish land instead

KILL UUUUU
OH BLOODY FUGG

get fuggged :DDDD

he does miss you... though he outwardly "hates" you too and thinks you mistreated him too much
kek
yeah sorry the islands are so brisk

mupdate 4

REMOVE AND KILL FRANC

Fuck off ya lil wanker

take more welsh land

Siege Scone.

kill u

Shite

Destroy essex.

hahaha dubs do shiett.

Hey OP could you make dubs count more than usual?
?

Can I be Isle of Man?

If so attack Strathclyde

Take more Scottish land

hehe

surround the fookin purple poof, and claim more benefits.

Not for this turn albeit.
That would be slightly unfair to this frog.

sure, dubs give you 1 extra T, but not this round

kay

who the fugg are you

Okay them next round?

Okay it's gud.

Hes wales. He would have to write them into the map to take affect.

Isle of Man
Invade Ireland through the north.

isle of man just got taken

Play Mercia. Right in the heart of the action.

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mupdate 5

REMOVE FUCKING FROG

>kill kent
You won't get lucky again.
PRAISE KEK.

Attack essex.

F for kent

Surround thetford

I still hab city

Next turn (kek willing) you'll be .

Go north to take Scottish shacks

surround nottingham, spill east to east anglia
VOTE
www.strawpoll.me/11348926

The East Anglian-Essex war has been going on for too long. NAP?

we peace now?

mupdate 6

Yeah you can have the shit pile which was Wales and I can have the shit pile which is Scotland

REMOVE FROG

Take Alcux

did i not get 33?
keep marching on East anglia, if no more EA clay, spill mercia

Nope.Siege. Kill.

so you did. you get a +1 this round

ad nuff ay u bloody nonc, u start sumfin n cant finish it, woteva m8 i'll let u off, only cos my benefits are runnin out. But don't try anyfink again cunt.

Take over Wessex

Defend from Irish Attacks.

And attack Nottingham.

mupdate 7

siege canterbury

attack east anglia west to east

more strathclyde attacking. I want all thier land

Kill. Kunt.
SPILL SUSSEX.

Attack the Irish.

More attacking strathclyde

F

And siege Nottingham.

Fill northern Scotland, surround Scone and prepare to Delet it

guess I'll start playing as wessex. push back chav, spill frog

eyy bb. Can I have a Territory in Cromwell? I want to get involved in some future wars.

We're still buds right? You wont bloody try to eat a frog?

Ill kill you twice.

Need to go, cede all land to essex.

please do

MUPDATE NUMBAH EIGHT

no cededing, don't be a fag

remove chav, then frog

attack East anglia

finish strathclyde

Attack Wessex

REMOV SCONE!
We shall do a favour to Britain and therefore the world and remove Scots.

Take more of wessex

Go through sussex

OP u cunt u went too fast

(actually captcha didnt work and I just saw when I came back to my laptop)

oi cunt ya can't attack wessex. you can't see it, but there's frog in the way

I'll add a rule that makes repeating digits a siege weapon that works

I think he might be almost ded.
I just took 2 Ts from 3 Ts from him. You just took 1.

What about the Island?
You shouldn't have been able to take it, since his roll is bigger than yours.

it looks like this right now

THIS IS NOT A MUPDATE
THIS IS NOT A MUPDATE
DO NOT REPLY AS IF IT WAS A MUPDATE

fuck no! you already fucking used the retarded map and added bonuses that arent supposed to be in this map
>pic related is the better map

real time rolls lad.

go fruu the yella to wessex then !

gotcha lad

mupdate 9 lads

DO YOU MEAN YELLOW?!

Brev please tell me you're going through Yellow.

siege nottingham

remove frog and chav

honhon hon. Siege Winchester.

Take more ov wessex

calm down luv, can't u read?

Take Scone

y'all want a mupdate?

what?

whatever, mupdate 10

remove chav and frog

siege nottingham

Take York

Siege Winchester.

I'm still alive?
Attack green.

>a fucking ghost

MUPDATE 11

siege winchester

attack east anglia

Noice.
OP because there are no strait crossings could I technically sail to Southern wales or aywhere else on the map?
ffs.
Remove green. Ignore the city for now.

Attack Ireland and siege Nottingham.

Take Scottish land and surround Dunadd, the Scottish purgening is just beginning.

Cool. Does that meanI can defend to, or only drive this turn?

I'm doing real time rolls, so the person that posts first takes x steps forwards, and the person that rolls second takes y steps back

Fucking autocorrect. I meant in a roll, can I just siege or can I attack/defend too?

attack wessex

Sieging and attacking are different things and have to be done on separate turns

Okay, defend instead of sieging.

no sailing around the map.

mupdate 12

push east anglia away from nottingham an toward east anglia

remove frog from around winchester

Attack wessex

Wipe out the other 3 green Ts. Spill into Blue.

Defend from Ireland, spill to attacking.

you have 2T left over, what you want to do with em

Move for Thetford, the Welsh Scotsmen and the Irish shall reign supreme.

take the Ts around Winchester left and right

that means removing frog, you want to do that?

:^)

Show him the current map.

I'm fighting a two front war here. What about an alliance?

roight

THIS IS NOT A MUPDATE
THIS IS NOT A MUPDATE
DO NOT REPLY AS IF IT WAS A MUPDATE

ok just scrap my rolls

He can have that one T for the sake of no border gore kek.

right this here is a MUPDATE

remove chav from around winchester

Right mate, can you do me a favour and attack green. I'll give ya a blowie next week.

attack east anglia around nottingham and in the west then spill mercia tile

Attack sheep shaggers
Damage control activated.

siege winchester

Continue moving toward Thetford

Kill UUU. Spill Sussex.

it better be nice and juicy

Kill Mercia.

It will be.

you have 2T left over, what'll it be?

Reclaim Northumbria.

wyatt guess who is here?

Mupdate 14 - It's getting spicy edition

wtf OP

Take Thetford

Take back east Anglia for the sheep shagging subhumans now as the "welsh"

>mfw I killed OP twice
ATTACK THE SHEEP SHAGGERS!

Attack wales

RECLAIM NORTHUMBRIA
YOU DUMB NIGGER, WHERE'VE YOU BEEN?

Mercia
Fuck yeah
Gonna BTFO Britain!
Spill in all directions

Mercia are ded.

Mercia got killed last turn, leaf.

Never mind Ill take Northumbria.

Jimmy of England

Sussex, take Sussex.

miss me bb xoxo

They just got taken too.

Fucking jimmy.

there's chavs in the way

add roll and attack mann

Yeah, I have.

DON'T
TAKE PICTLAND INSTEAD.

You could have taken MAN or Strathclyde.
So many flavors and you picked the one that involves me trying to kill you for many turns.

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Kill Sussex then.

Yeah, Strathclyde's another good one.

which faction

you have this turn's roll and 1 extra T. this is the state of the game rn, what you want

THIS IS NOT A MUPDATE
THIS IS NOT A MUPDATE
DO NOT REPLY AS IF IT WAS A MUPDATE

haha I know you missed being dominated, you fucking subordinate dumb nigger

fuck I'm retarded

THIS IS NOT A MUPDATE
THIS IS NOT A MUPDATE
DO NOT REPLY AS IF IT WAS A MUPDATE

>mfw I get to kill this worthless celt

... i had three tiles and you only gave me 1... i should have 2 tiles xtra (no purple in mercia

nigger please work with me here

you have four territories to spread around, where do you want them

THIS IS NOT A MUPDATE
THIS IS NOT A MUPDATE
DO NOT REPLY AS IF IT WAS A MUPDATE

GUYS WE NEED TO BE FRIENDS IF WE WANT TO DEFEAT THE POTATOE NIGGERS

mfw when gang is back together

i am... just #correctingtherecord

>Tfw the only person you can attack is your ally.

OP why cant I sail to wales?
I could sail across the English channel but sailing to wales from Cromwell would be an even lesser distance.

What show is that pic from?

oh whatever, I'll make an exception if it's the only option

Dunno, found it on Cred Forums.

No penalty for breaking alliances.
You "betrayed" him before ya kno.

I wouldn't be surprised if he got even in one turn.

Yandex says Skins Pure

please just tell me what you want with your territories so I can mupdate

i already said here

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gotcha. MUPDATE FIFTEEN BOYS

finish mann, then stratclyde

Siege Hastings.
Give the Territory to the RIGHT of Winchester to Essex.

Is It possible for me to sail across the wash?

Just a little bit more of Northumbria.

Take Anglia

spill dal riata

OP how about we end this game. Every city after next turn gives a plus 1 bonus and the bonus grows as the game goes on.

Hi right back then, surely that must be possible.

*Fight

no lad, it's not yer only option.

ignore this it's wrong

no in real time rolls if they wipe you out you are killed

ahh knew it looked familiar

Looks like I've scrounged enuf benefits to go live in a caravan in spain! I'm gonna get an eyebrow wax, a vagazzle, slather on some fake tan and I'm off on me retirement.

you aren't kill there's a chav in the way of the welsh

later boudicca
xo

right, new rule : Cities belonging to people other than your starting nation give a +1 bonus

Come on OP, gimme a chance

here's your chance, you can either attack chavs or hide in the corner, your choice

See you soon, Boudicca.

pic is the state of the game rn

Alright, attack chavs

im gut with peace mapping. either way

MUPDATE 16 LADS. PAY ATTENTION TO THE NEW RULE

Siege York.

Take territory around surrounding York and attack Anglia

>mfw I'm a moron
Siege York.
I thought this was the fucking mupdate, kek.

Wrong namefag

and you are....?

Attack sheep shaggers

oh right.
calculate your bonus lad, +1 for every city you control that wasn't at the start of the game. then put the bonus in your namefag

Between two games -

push through essex and attack east anglia

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N.A.P.?

RIP ME

Also your bonus is +3

you dont get bonus for starting cities
i have no problem with you but im pretty much allied with sheep fuckers right now...

PEPE king? you gonna post this mupdate?

RIP Isle of Man

seems this game is coming to an end so
Hosting a new one at

alright lads, here's mupdate 17. next is last.

damn, I guess ireland wins

Do my best to reclaim Northumbria. I only want my righteous land.

looking pretty bad for you, celts have pushed almost all anglos out

Siege Dunadd using bonus, must purge the last major base of filthy Scotsman

Rip scots

fuck it wyatt wins

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