THIS TIME IN BONGLAND
GAME STARTS WHEN FIVE PLAYERS
DON'T BE A FAGGOT
OP IS KENT
THIS TIME IN BONGLAND
GAME STARTS WHEN FIVE PLAYERS
DON'T BE A FAGGOT
OP IS KENT
>Isle of Man Hard Mode
I'll take that yeah
Wales
With my one tile I shall conquer the Isles
bloody gookmoot depopulating my risk game
Claiming East Anglia
one more and we can start c'mon
EZZEXXX LUV
PUT ME IN M8
WE'RE GOING TO MARBSS
okay, we starting now, post your moves, first come first serve
r we gonna fuckin play or wot m8 ?! i ain't go all day
Advance into highlands
Fuckin roll into kent and liberate it from this negro fella, surround canterbury !
ill take pictland if open still
Pictland
Ya fuck
fuck this shit map, lets play my brand new map
>Name
>Colour
>Location
Wipe out essex.
push back against this filthy chav
alright lad, take a roll
roll
radial expansion
Expand towards Nottingham
claiming Ireland
invade wales
fuck off u cunt, i'm tryna save the dole money from this negro daan saaf
mupdate 1
fixing name
fight against the chav scum
siege bangor
Keep attacking essex
Keep advancing take western isles and orkney. any excess go into fife.
Take out the fookin nig, surround cants
Gibe me da Wessex, please.
>Dubs aren't worth anything
Just fuck my shit up senpai.
Fight back those Potato scum in Ireland
... long time no see
fuq, siege Alcluy
Gib me francia.
ROLLING TO KILL KENT.
oh fug :DDDD
mupdate 2
claim welsh lands around bangor and outward
remove franc, then remove chav
Take stirling and angus, surround scone. Any excess take the western isles.
Heyyy!!!!!! xoxoxoxoxo
How have you been??
Push out that east anglia cunt of a traitor
move into stratclyde territories
Siege London and Defend.
Take everything but the cities of Kent > Essex
Fight back Potatoboi's and take Irish land.
xoxo
pretty good. your self? i was just telling lonesome wyatt the other day how i missed my greatest ally ever.
Wojak, I'll take Sussex after I kill OP. Is it fine if I take that one T from you?
Fuck az iff the nig twats weren't bad enug i got the bloody frogs tryna take me dole monie!!
wessex get your head out yer arse and make a move
fuck him then
mupdate 3
Wot te feck Ded yu sae too me yu little cunt?
keep taking land from wales starting from strongholds and then outward
remove franc, then push against franc
Destroy essex.
:))
Does wyatt miss me too? I know he secretly does even if he won't admit it.
I've just come back from a long holiday, nice and tan. But it's so fucking cold here I wanna die. Have to get my space heater out and everything.
Top lad, go get im my son I'll focus on this traitor.
Surround Thetford get the little twat
Siege Scone.
Let's go north and take Scottish land instead
KILL UUUUU
OH BLOODY FUGG
get fuggged :DDDD
he does miss you... though he outwardly "hates" you too and thinks you mistreated him too much
kek
yeah sorry the islands are so brisk
mupdate 4
REMOVE AND KILL FRANC
Fuck off ya lil wanker
take more welsh land
Siege Scone.
kill u
Shite
Destroy essex.
hahaha dubs do shiett.
Hey OP could you make dubs count more than usual?
?
Can I be Isle of Man?
If so attack Strathclyde
Take more Scottish land
hehe
surround the fookin purple poof, and claim more benefits.
Not for this turn albeit.
That would be slightly unfair to this frog.
sure, dubs give you 1 extra T, but not this round
kay
who the fugg are you
Okay them next round?
Okay it's gud.
Hes wales. He would have to write them into the map to take affect.
Isle of Man
Invade Ireland through the north.
isle of man just got taken
Play Mercia. Right in the heart of the action.
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mupdate 5
REMOVE FUCKING FROG
>kill kent
You won't get lucky again.
PRAISE KEK.
Attack essex.
F for kent
Surround thetford
I still hab city
Next turn (kek willing) you'll be .
Go north to take Scottish shacks
surround nottingham, spill east to east anglia
VOTE
www.strawpoll.me/11348926
The East Anglian-Essex war has been going on for too long. NAP?
we peace now?
mupdate 6
Yeah you can have the shit pile which was Wales and I can have the shit pile which is Scotland
REMOVE FROG
Take Alcux
did i not get 33?
keep marching on East anglia, if no more EA clay, spill mercia
Nope.Siege. Kill.
so you did. you get a +1 this round
ad nuff ay u bloody nonc, u start sumfin n cant finish it, woteva m8 i'll let u off, only cos my benefits are runnin out. But don't try anyfink again cunt.
Take over Wessex
Defend from Irish Attacks.
And attack Nottingham.
mupdate 7
siege canterbury
attack east anglia west to east
more strathclyde attacking. I want all thier land
Kill. Kunt.
SPILL SUSSEX.
Attack the Irish.
More attacking strathclyde
F
And siege Nottingham.
Fill northern Scotland, surround Scone and prepare to Delet it
guess I'll start playing as wessex. push back chav, spill frog
eyy bb. Can I have a Territory in Cromwell? I want to get involved in some future wars.
We're still buds right? You wont bloody try to eat a frog?
Ill kill you twice.
Need to go, cede all land to essex.
please do
MUPDATE NUMBAH EIGHT
no cededing, don't be a fag
remove chav, then frog
attack East anglia
finish strathclyde
Attack Wessex
REMOV SCONE!
We shall do a favour to Britain and therefore the world and remove Scots.
Take more of wessex
Go through sussex
OP u cunt u went too fast
(actually captcha didnt work and I just saw when I came back to my laptop)
oi cunt ya can't attack wessex. you can't see it, but there's frog in the way
I'll add a rule that makes repeating digits a siege weapon that works
I think he might be almost ded.
I just took 2 Ts from 3 Ts from him. You just took 1.
What about the Island?
You shouldn't have been able to take it, since his roll is bigger than yours.
it looks like this right now
THIS IS NOT A MUPDATE
THIS IS NOT A MUPDATE
DO NOT REPLY AS IF IT WAS A MUPDATE
fuck no! you already fucking used the retarded map and added bonuses that arent supposed to be in this map
>pic related is the better map
real time rolls lad.
go fruu the yella to wessex then !
gotcha lad
mupdate 9 lads
DO YOU MEAN YELLOW?!
Brev please tell me you're going through Yellow.
siege nottingham
remove frog and chav
honhon hon. Siege Winchester.
Take more ov wessex
calm down luv, can't u read?
Take Scone
y'all want a mupdate?
what?
whatever, mupdate 10
remove chav and frog
siege nottingham
Take York
Siege Winchester.
I'm still alive?
Attack green.
>a fucking ghost
MUPDATE 11
siege winchester
attack east anglia
Noice.
OP because there are no strait crossings could I technically sail to Southern wales or aywhere else on the map?
ffs.
Remove green. Ignore the city for now.
Attack Ireland and siege Nottingham.
Take Scottish land and surround Dunadd, the Scottish purgening is just beginning.
Cool. Does that meanI can defend to, or only drive this turn?
I'm doing real time rolls, so the person that posts first takes x steps forwards, and the person that rolls second takes y steps back
Fucking autocorrect. I meant in a roll, can I just siege or can I attack/defend too?
attack wessex
Sieging and attacking are different things and have to be done on separate turns
Okay, defend instead of sieging.
no sailing around the map.
mupdate 12
push east anglia away from nottingham an toward east anglia
remove frog from around winchester
Attack wessex
Wipe out the other 3 green Ts. Spill into Blue.
Defend from Ireland, spill to attacking.
you have 2T left over, what you want to do with em
Move for Thetford, the Welsh Scotsmen and the Irish shall reign supreme.
take the Ts around Winchester left and right
that means removing frog, you want to do that?
:^)
Show him the current map.
I'm fighting a two front war here. What about an alliance?
roight
THIS IS NOT A MUPDATE
THIS IS NOT A MUPDATE
DO NOT REPLY AS IF IT WAS A MUPDATE
ok just scrap my rolls
He can have that one T for the sake of no border gore kek.
right this here is a MUPDATE
remove chav from around winchester
Right mate, can you do me a favour and attack green. I'll give ya a blowie next week.
attack east anglia around nottingham and in the west then spill mercia tile
Attack sheep shaggers
Damage control activated.
siege winchester
Continue moving toward Thetford
Kill UUU. Spill Sussex.
it better be nice and juicy
Kill Mercia.
It will be.
you have 2T left over, what'll it be?
Reclaim Northumbria.
wyatt guess who is here?
Mupdate 14 - It's getting spicy edition
wtf OP
Take Thetford
Take back east Anglia for the sheep shagging subhumans now as the "welsh"
>mfw I killed OP twice
ATTACK THE SHEEP SHAGGERS!
Attack wales
RECLAIM NORTHUMBRIA
YOU DUMB NIGGER, WHERE'VE YOU BEEN?
Mercia
Fuck yeah
Gonna BTFO Britain!
Spill in all directions
Mercia are ded.
Mercia got killed last turn, leaf.
Never mind Ill take Northumbria.
Jimmy of England
Sussex, take Sussex.
miss me bb xoxo
They just got taken too.
Fucking jimmy.
there's chavs in the way
add roll and attack mann
Yeah, I have.
DON'T
TAKE PICTLAND INSTEAD.
You could have taken MAN or Strathclyde.
So many flavors and you picked the one that involves me trying to kill you for many turns.
...
Kill Sussex then.
Yeah, Strathclyde's another good one.
which faction
you have this turn's roll and 1 extra T. this is the state of the game rn, what you want
THIS IS NOT A MUPDATE
THIS IS NOT A MUPDATE
DO NOT REPLY AS IF IT WAS A MUPDATE
haha I know you missed being dominated, you fucking subordinate dumb nigger
fuck I'm retarded
THIS IS NOT A MUPDATE
THIS IS NOT A MUPDATE
DO NOT REPLY AS IF IT WAS A MUPDATE
>mfw I get to kill this worthless celt
... i had three tiles and you only gave me 1... i should have 2 tiles xtra (no purple in mercia
nigger please work with me here
you have four territories to spread around, where do you want them
THIS IS NOT A MUPDATE
THIS IS NOT A MUPDATE
DO NOT REPLY AS IF IT WAS A MUPDATE
GUYS WE NEED TO BE FRIENDS IF WE WANT TO DEFEAT THE POTATOE NIGGERS
mfw when gang is back together
i am... just #correctingtherecord
>Tfw the only person you can attack is your ally.
OP why cant I sail to wales?
I could sail across the English channel but sailing to wales from Cromwell would be an even lesser distance.
What show is that pic from?
oh whatever, I'll make an exception if it's the only option
Dunno, found it on Cred Forums.
No penalty for breaking alliances.
You "betrayed" him before ya kno.
I wouldn't be surprised if he got even in one turn.
Yandex says Skins Pure
please just tell me what you want with your territories so I can mupdate
i already said here
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gotcha. MUPDATE FIFTEEN BOYS
finish mann, then stratclyde
Siege Hastings.
Give the Territory to the RIGHT of Winchester to Essex.
Is It possible for me to sail across the wash?
Just a little bit more of Northumbria.
Take Anglia
spill dal riata
OP how about we end this game. Every city after next turn gives a plus 1 bonus and the bonus grows as the game goes on.
Hi right back then, surely that must be possible.
*Fight
no lad, it's not yer only option.
ignore this it's wrong
no in real time rolls if they wipe you out you are killed
ahh knew it looked familiar
Looks like I've scrounged enuf benefits to go live in a caravan in spain! I'm gonna get an eyebrow wax, a vagazzle, slather on some fake tan and I'm off on me retirement.
you aren't kill there's a chav in the way of the welsh
later boudicca
xo
right, new rule : Cities belonging to people other than your starting nation give a +1 bonus
Come on OP, gimme a chance
here's your chance, you can either attack chavs or hide in the corner, your choice
See you soon, Boudicca.
pic is the state of the game rn
Alright, attack chavs
im gut with peace mapping. either way
MUPDATE 16 LADS. PAY ATTENTION TO THE NEW RULE
Siege York.
Take territory around surrounding York and attack Anglia
>mfw I'm a moron
Siege York.
I thought this was the fucking mupdate, kek.
Wrong namefag
and you are....?
Attack sheep shaggers
oh right.
calculate your bonus lad, +1 for every city you control that wasn't at the start of the game. then put the bonus in your namefag
Between two games -
push through essex and attack east anglia
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N.A.P.?
RIP ME
Also your bonus is +3
you dont get bonus for starting cities
i have no problem with you but im pretty much allied with sheep fuckers right now...
PEPE king? you gonna post this mupdate?
RIP Isle of Man
seems this game is coming to an end so
Hosting a new one at
alright lads, here's mupdate 17. next is last.
damn, I guess ireland wins
Do my best to reclaim Northumbria. I only want my righteous land.
looking pretty bad for you, celts have pushed almost all anglos out
Siege Dunadd using bonus, must purge the last major base of filthy Scotsman
Rip scots
fuck it wyatt wins
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