>"Hate it or love it, wars are a reality and the army with the best soldiers prevails. While the American, Russian and Israeli soldier battle-gears are known around the world as the most advanced, the Indian Army’s two-phase ‘Future Soldier’ program, earlier known as F-INSAS (Future Infantry Soldier As A System), will make our soldiers the most fiercely equipped soldiers on the planet."
INDIA SUPERPOWER BY 2020
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It looks so 80's aesthetically speaking
Uhh so their current soldiers don't even have k-pots?
>nuclear proof body armor
Okay now this whole picture looks like it was made by a kid
Good luck making them white
This is 1999 levels of shit for the most part. By the time they field this the US will possibly be using railguns and lasers on vehicular mounted applications.
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so they are literally doing what the states started to do 20 years ago? we got all that shit. lol
> automatic gps guided hand grenades
Kek
does it have portable loos you can poo in?
Tacitcal Mustache
I'll give you a little insight into how this will look.
>ballistics computer programmed by pajeets
>47 million lines of code
>no comments
>no style guides
>half tabs half spaces
>half camelCase half underscores
>written completely in java
>half as accurate as the mechanical computers used on battleships during ww2
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It seems like that suit is supposed to be used in nuclear warfare.
Just saying...
>magazines with radio, gps and climate cooling
They want an army of Freddie Mercurys?
Nukes > People
So they are doing what the US Army already did?
Nice for them, wonder when they will catch up to everyone else in terms of sanitation.
Wheres the weaponized poo dispenser? It's India's deadliest and most secret weapon.
Let's all remember the Land Warrior program.
>There future soldier is America's equipment from the 80s
kek
>and it is all made of reconstituted human feces
>INDIA SUPERPOWER BY 2020
>they make it by 2056
>every other country in the world is declared an ultra-power
>digital and nuclear computer
>electronic jacket for magazine
Indian soldeirs are already the most feared ones on this planet.
This stuff is all just hot air. Every country in the world comes up with stuff like this and nothing really comes of it. all just patriotic pandering and ego-stroking
Also
>Lightweight camo that reduces weight by half because somehow the uniform is more than half the weight of the helmet, weapon, ibv with plates, and ammo as it is.
We're repulsed by the smell
yeah what does that mean? why do you need a radio in your bullets/magazine?
POO
that image is so meme
I almost believe it comes from India
what, no bullet-proof poo?
Because of their smell ?
He can smell the designated streets from hundred of kilometers away with that schnozz.
like fucking pottery
Guys lets post our Future Soldier bullshit.
You mean poottery right ?
>experimental new rifle
>chambered in seven point six poo
Why don't they wear helmets already? They aren't exactly innovative in 2016.
Being afraid of the enemy's smell is a valid combat strategy. Ill give you this one.
Nything, u fear us. That's all that matters
this. blood dragon India edition.
>protective vest can protect you from a nuke
>helmet is only bullet proof
>face isnt even covered
pottery made of poo
Nah
Have you even seen the manufacturing of their rifles? They still use fucking rivets! And no two rifles have the same rivet placement. They're a joke.
it the suit toilet proof?
dat 70s pornstache doe
The 1000 yard stench
You may not want to give me this one,but avg SEAL training is waht every indian soldier gets on routine
they have guns that shoot poop?
They are easily 10yrs behind the US lol.
We had that saying in soviet era, "when a nuke explodes nearby soldier must hold his AK away from his body so that melted steel would not harm government issued (and owned) boots."
Cuz of the sharts in the pants?
PORTABLE LATRINE OPS
>short, weak poos
>feared
Technologically, yes.
But technology doent win war sharter.
Bravery does.
Even vietcong knows that
Do you?
>Nuke proof jacket
sure.
Most first world nations have already got this shit. India probably won't get this stuff mass produced for another 15 l-20 years. By then we'll have electronic battlenets showing the entire battlefoeld realtime to commanders while relaying this information to HUDs on a soldiers visor.
HOLY FUCKING KEK
Did anyone read what it says?
>jackets resist nuclear and chemical
>Nuclear computer
>magazines with electro jackets
>GPS in grenade
>USB 2.0
Who the fuck taught the fucking street poopers to infograph
Its India.. what do you expect? Shit tier nations have shit tier advertising
Man that's pretty pathetic
You fear of the people who we murder on the daily basis. The muslimes.
U keep gettting Cucked while we keep upgrading to best kebab removal race
>bullet-proof helmets
No such as bullet proof armour, especially not on infantry.
>bullet-proof helmets
No such thing as bullet proof armour, especially not on infantry.
You are kebab
We had the same programme, didn't go as good as they defined it, since giving top of the line technology to a brunt isn't as easy as it seems
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kek
I feel sorry for them, they're going to get 30 pounds of bullshit(not including extra batteries) just so some general can micromanage them from his drone camera in real-time.
You are basically a kebab race.
>lasers on vehicular mounted applications.
They're actually looking into Laser Defense Platoons for C-RAM applications.
Nope. Its you who is the real kebab now abdulson
DESIGNATED
I can smell the dried up crusty shit lodged between their butt cheeks just by looking at the picture.
Fix'd the image for ya
When the battles over, then can just wipe it down and put it on some new loo.
Even this $100 Aliexpress gear they gonna use to make the super solider is worth more then the human wearing it.
Lol
Portable streets to shit in. This is India after all
India isnt so bad, could be worse.
>Armored guns
For what purpose?
kek
Kek
Leaf to poo on
kek
You could bring FREEDOM to it?
Made me laugh. Culture comes out in coding in a very interesting way.
The rifle is more valuable than a Poojeet's life.
The ac130s have a laser that can burn holes through anything instead of a 105 now. They will replace all the 105s by 2018
>infantry
Is that like missiles what have to walk there themselves?
>2016
>men in costumes fighting wars
By 2020 our drones will be smarter than the average Indian, they won't have to squat on the side of the road to shit liquid either
>Anti-Nuke body armor
>Face not covered, therefore not protected
>Gps-Guided grenades
>2.0 USB
>Even shit tier computers have 3.0
>Nuclear computer (whatever that is)
Pajeet pls.
Chamber poetry.
Japs were brave as shit.
Two nukes later.... well everybody knows how that ended.
ayy
Are you shitting me?
Yeah, you probably are.
Of course. They'd be busy sucking muslim cock instead.
In your dreams, Pajeet
In your dreams.
I only imagine an India invasion to be like the episode of South park where the fbi breaks down doors and shoot up towels, only the Indians would target loos
>Face not covered, therefore not protected
Perfectly functional anti-nuke armor undone on the first blast because they overlooked covering the face. No other reason it failed.
>USB 2.0
>Be WW3
>para trooper regiment
>After the liberation of Europe with help from the German resistance Britain must retake colonies
>approaching India by air
>will be the first British troops to touch down
>Suddenly the stench of poo overtakes my nostrils
>Commanding officer forces us to jump out
>falling
>open parachute
>touch ground
>big squelch
>It's poo
>"Advanced soldiers" attack
>flinging poo
>India is taken in a day
>the only thing not imported from actually relevant countries is the mustache
Japs were always pussys
No tiffin tin and plastic potty for squatting.
Fail.
>no diapers
>we'll have electronic battlenets showing the entire battlefoeld realtime to commanders
This is already in use, I mean if our military has it, Im sure US military has it 100x better, faster and stronger.
>bullet proof jacket weighing almost 20kg
>Indian soldeirs are already the most fecal ones on this planet.
Who sold you this, Pajeet?
Ali Baba having a clearance sale?
>digital and nuclear computer
>magazines with electronic jacket
>climate cooling system
mfw nuke-proof poo-in-the-loos overrun the world
The aftermath och indi/pakistan nuke exchange in 2021, radiated ground littered with now hollow and empty and nuke armor.
Huffing far too much sewer gas, Pajeet....
>Be ww3
>british soldiers called to duty
>no one comes up
>evryone busy sucking muslim cock
>fuck off we diverse now
I'm sure they have anything anyone else has, but not a 100x better, they overpay way too much for retarded military stuff. it's why Russia can kind of keep up with them, enough to be a headache at least.
At least not the fattest ones?
product arrived in 3 weeks, only bad, nuke proof armor not covering face, 5 stars thank you seller.
You're really not fooling anyone Pajeet, folks have seen Indian military equipment and training and it's frankly embarrassing. Hell your navy would be lucky to not sink itself if they were forced to fight.
Well our military does not let the public in on what they've got. For example, if we know about the newest jet that's public knowledge, you can bet our Pentagon has something 5-10 times more effective being developed in secret.
>Not fearing the Kushan Empire
You folks are going to have a really rude awakening when that circus-fire comes knocking at your doorstep.
>Muslim cocks
Pls dont tell me thats the only thing you have in mind because it sure as hell seems so.
>no built in poo pouch
Weak
That's not sewer amerilard, its ur pants
>India "future" soldier program
>gear is still 30 years behind the modern 2016 US infantryman
Does it come with a built in designated shitting diaper?
>bulletproof helmets
great fucking idea, I'm surprised no one thought about it until now
If any Indians are reading:
I hope you guys make it, I really do. Indians are chill people, and you guys are for all your faults still a democracy. Keep it together.
Average indian banter is usually about penises, I think they obsess over them because theirs are small.
It'd be true if i was you
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How's India going to afford turning their army into super soldiers when they can't even afford toilets for all their citizens to shit in?
Dont forget about the night googles, how do they differ from americas hood googles.
more vioelent then googles in a BLM protest?
>IIDF at full force
Kek
>not operating with nuclear radio cyber mags
They can afford it BECAUSE they're not spending money on toilets.
It blasts Indian music at full volume, adding AOE to the bullets.
>Night Google
You mean blackula?
>ww3
>british soldiers fighting india
>immediately deploy toilets
>india surrenders
>shortest war ever
They are a kebab-abo hybrid, disgusting.
>implying something thats a meme
>can afford to gear up individual soldiers with 10k worth of tech
>can't afford to bury dead bodies or get working toilets for the majority of citizens
Interesting priorities there India although I'm not one to judge as your soldiers are basically kebab removers.
Is that nigger dick hurting uou?
Their future soldier program is what we have today.
It does when that tech allows us to see you and reach out and touch you without you knowing or being able to stop it mr poo
>gloating over 40 year old technology.
kek
The POO IDF is real
>deploy toilets
>indians dont give a shit.
Good luck abdul
You're not wrong.
Kekked
Based Turkbro
>Deploy toilets
>indians run away in mass fear, because of poo witch
sound full proof actually, cow fucker.
You dont have one thing yet fatty
The soldier
>run away from toilets because of poo witch
why is your country so retarded and ugly?
>nuclear computer
>nuclear proof armor
>GPS(?) targeted grenade launcher included in the outfit that automatically(?) fires grenades
Babbies first design. I've seen better from middle schoolers. You can tell the poos actually believe this is a real thing.
I m not abdul
By paki goatfuckers, and that's about it
india also got the scatsat dropping mighty poop on enemies
Cuz its so busy removing the shit you guys r suck8ng cock of
>You dont have one thing yet fatty
What does that even mean?
Are you seriously saying we don't utilize any of that equipment in that ridiculous indian wish list ?
Why is your country so fucking dumb pajeet?
I fucking swear the indians in this world are a mistake.
INDIA SUPERPOWER BY 3020!
That is enough cuck. You suck thier cock while they fear us
>the legends of the Indian shitposting are true
>India can no longer contain its catastrophic excess of feces, so now they must dump it on our internet
We can srop something on somene whose dick u r busy swallowing cuck
Gross, you're removing shit and sucking?
Nuke yourselves.
oh wait pakistan is going to help you guys with that.
India's superior outdoor bathroom technics will dominate the battlefield One day. While the rest of the world's powerhouse troops desperately run around like chickens with their heads cut off seeking a real toilet, the master race will have relieved themselves and killed us all.
Keep sucking that dick fatty
>using a technology supplied by a potential aggressor nation. (GPS)
Pajeet confirmed for 3rd world
I didn't know that it's possible to write with an indian accent
Beautiful....
Because somehow an explosion hot enough to melt the rifle in your hands would leave you able to continue fighting with what? A side arm?
I miss Soviet Russia quite a lot.
>shit in the street
>shits in his food
>bathes in shit
>shoots shit into space
>worships shit
>makes a shit army
>literally a race that looks like shit
>smells like shit
>expects to be treated as equals.
kek
I don't think so, there is a reason why everyone on the internet despises your kind.
america would never waste money on AC
u just sweat lol
Just because you lack the imagination and motivation Americuck
We get shit done did you know that in just 3 months we have 5% of the population using toilets now imagine what we can get done in 4 years fuck head.
You're fucking embarassing yourself yute.
>american education
They have nukes.
I bet you'll be able to get 6% in 4 years
>implying night vision and thermal optics arent an asset
Nukes and A-10s
Thats all i gotta say
I mean, this is fine. You wanna genocide the middle east, go ahead. No one else has the balls.
>equals
You cultureless nigger dick sucking fat faggots can never be equals to us you faggots
Doesnt even matter.
Your own existence is an embarassment to worldkind sbitspackle
Oops. Ddidnt teach that to vietcong!!
POOLOGY
By that time 80% of ur population will be confined to theri mom's basement.
We win either way fatty
Poos in loos are totally harmless.
> British betaness
> Asian micropenis
Pajeet says "I will pummel an alligator". The Anglo laughs at him.
You have the balls too my fat poster.
You just have em in ur mouth.
Poo powered weapons.
POO
O
O
One big advanatage tho.
>No nigger dick in mouth.
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Aren't you yet tired of sucking balls of nigger balls suckers?
Bravely fling your curry shits
Enemy will call it quits?
Not in the fucking mart my fat fuck
>balls of nigger balls suckers
what did he mean by this?
poo n loo
If we fear anything it is our own government. Those individuals who militaristically support the colonization and demoralization of our nation. Using our OWN armed forces to stop people from taking direct action. Its like you don't even understand western thinking pajeet.
Not memeing, you really are worse than niggers. And somehow are able to smell worse than them as well.
Enemy will call it quits when the sore in the ass get just too much. Just likd u called quits to everyone u fought
It was a joke, Poland. The idea behind is if you see nuke go off it's over for you anyway.
We have something similar, goes something like "when a nuke explodes don't hide under a tank as it may melt on you"
>falling for new rifles meme
>smelling worse than niggers is bad
While
>appearing w9rse than pigs is okay
>lardlogic cuck
why is india such a giant joke?
what went wrong?
Looks like it came straight out of the 80s.
Thats nothing special or groundbreaking really, it looks like a less advanced version of the french FÉLIN suit. Also what the fuck is a nuclear computer?
Meant by this that you fucking sucj the balls of that someone who sucks nigger balls.
Am i clear enough?
Or i must say oooga boooga nigga ball mugga nigga fucgga
that mustache looks british as fuck
>ordenador
mildly triggered
>USB 2.0
pfffft haha
>oooga boooga nigga ball mugga nigga fucgga
sorry i dont speak indian
When is Brazil going to catch up in terms of sanitation?
>PAJEET
Implying a PAJEET isn't your lord now
inhuman
Where will you keep the shovels to dig outdoor latrines?
>Implying they were EVER taken seriously
Come on Deutschland, I thought you were better than this.
>latrines
kek
aren't needed
We didnt go fromfull aryan to full muslim in 69 years
>every indian soldier will have an ECM jammer with feedback
jesus, those bad guys never stood a chance
entire face and neck left open
ITS THE FUTURE BOYS!!!!!
I work with Indians a lot because I am tech industry. Here is what I've learned.
>indians congregate solely with each other, whether in business or at lunch, and think whites are worthless
>will still act like an uncle pajeet if their white boss (or white co-worker) talks to them, deathly afraid of offending whites because they dont want to go back to india
>look down on indians not living in the U.S. as inferior because they couldnt leave the literal shithole that is India (that they ruined)
>if you point out how Indian pop culture looks just like nigger American culture, wearing baggy clothes and rapping, they will deny its true
>anything produced by an indian has to be given a once-over by a white because indians literally produce nothing but shit
>indians hate asians for some reason, not sure why this is
>you can tell when an indian is new to the industry because he will not understand why a bright orange shirt is strange in a business environment
That Aint indian. Its your masterspeak
Maeks me thing...
Jesus Christ. Take a break or something.
k.
so it indian would be something like: POO LOO POO LOO LOO
Stop swallowing or something?
>a jacket that transmits your location
>insas rifle
>is a micro tavor
..?
>all that tech and they cant figure out toilets
baka desu
>Most feared for shitting everywhere.
Does anyone know the quote where someone from the US government said that they already had space age technology
>WE DA WHITEST UH DEM WE ARYANS REMOVING BROWNSKINS AN SHIEETT
>WE GOT DAT USB 2.0 AN SHIIETT
I hope you know you're entire sub-species is a joke and even when you come over here to america you are still laughed at, avoided by literally even sheeboons and nobody wants to shake your hands or sit next to you because you literally smell like something inhumanely awful. Have fun bleaching you're skin to look like us.
Indian dixm muzt be feeling strange while you're used to nigger dicks.
Dont worry u 'll get use dto it
POO
IN
IN
LOO
LOO
really make you think
Nuclear computer?
WE LASCANNONS NOW
Most of it is written by somebody who has no idea about this shit.
btw. Insas is about copying elements from AK and FAL and screwing up, somehow.
You could figure out how not be a pig desu after hav8ng more tech than that desu
>no poo grenades
Guys guys, leave poor pajeet alone, hes gonna cry
>Bullet proof helmets
DROPPED
>body armor
>optics
>comms
>future
Then all of those gear gets wasted because your average Indian soldier cannot maintain all of those equipment properly.
Heads down, gentlemen, these are turds, not bullets!
>laugh at us.
Keep enjoying that in ur mobilty sxooter fat fuck. I ll ne the one to decide ur welfare amount some day
>resist nuclear,chemical and radiological warfare.
Your t-shirt resists nuclear warfare. Alpha particles can't penetrate paper. It's a true statement, misleading, but true.
They roll these out for simulated poo streets in non-urban environments
sides
fucking lol we dont fear you, we hate you... the only thing your good at is working in call centres data mining, and thats only because your too fucking dumb to care about cold calling ppl in there homes... you shit in your streets and wipe your arses with your fucking hands you barbaric pieces of india
They'd try call tec support but realise it's their home number
what did she mean by this
I love you Pajeet
Modern soldiers are pussies.
The armor would probably block beta as well.
>indians hate asians for some reason, not sure why this is
success breeds jealousy
>flexible water bottle is placed on the left side
Is this botle for wiping ass after poo?
but will they poo in the loo?
Everyone needs to prove they arent an indian
>pic related
Some of you are alright, don't go to Constantinople tomorrow.
>USB 2.0
Why do we even import you guys for IT?
Is that where all the f-35 money went?
Poo powered battlemechs.
METHANE WANZERS
You did it much more throughly however.
Poo Internet Defence Force in full damage control
For once a mexican intellectual has good bants.
Bueno bantz burrito.
Still made in India.
Pathetic
>Not having 3 meter tall thulean genetically engineered blue eyed robotically wired bio-mechanical SS cyborg supersoldiers
just kys senpai
you guys seen the switchblade?
youtube.com
yanks have been using them the past couple years
>The leather boots are heavy and the guns are a bit old, so we are going to add a ton of extra kit for some reason
They may as well just stick to the teachings of that cunt gandhi and not fight at all.
Kek
underrated
are they finally going to train their soldiers to go to the potty?
Why the surprise? We're smarter than you by Trump's own admission.
but watch out for those snow mexicans
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They need to read the imperial guard codex to learn what their strength really is
automatic IDF GPS grenades. lol
no one gives a fuck about alpha or beta it's that gamma shit that'll fuck you're whole life up.
I literally have no idea what half the shit in that pic is supposed to be or how it would benefit the soldier in the battlefield.
Poo in loo.
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