CAN'T MELEE THE SHKRELI

>confirmed
Stop jumping ahead. You are worse than sensationalist journalist

>buys Cred Forums
>increases Cred Forums pass price to $1500

Give me your pass you fucking faggot.

THIS WOULD BE AMAZING!

PLEASE DO IT PHARMABRO!

no

buy one

now you guys actually killed Cred Forums
nice

I wonder if Hiroshimoot would sell Cred Forums to based Shkreli.

CAN'T OUTSMART THE MART

youtube.com/watch?v=lI9jywQ4cgc

>Cred Forums
>C
I don't want a newfag as admin.

i wouldnt mind

I haven't laughed in a whole month and this post did it. This (You) is a well-earned one, burgerbro, my thanks.

>trust fund kid starts running Cred Forums

yeah sounds terrific for all you bootlickers out there

lel

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HOLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa............

>not knowing its actually pronounced "MI-LI"

>burger education

kek

>MEE-LEE

melee and shkreli don't even come close to rhyming.

Asians are fucking stupid

and a ching chong ping pong to you too

Wait really?

>caring about your benefactor's background when he's doing a good thing
Maybe just kill yourself to end the suffering.

Is he going to buy Cred Forums and then make up pay $10,000 to post?

and he's going to add 30 nigger boards

Shkreli literally thinks he's black

POOR FAGS BTFO

I prefer ranged over My-Lie characters.

Why be a meat shield?

Post yfw martin is prolly in this thread right now

WUTUP F-A-M

Well...he is Albanian.

us*

>Wasted 10k to correct the post

Cred Forums is a more intelligent investment than wasting 2 million on a CD of nigger babble that will be worthless in a few years.

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Who the fuck is this guy ?

What are this faggots anime credentials?
Has he eve pissed in a bottle?
What are his vidaya tastes?

DO IT

I am wetting my pants at the idea of a Shkreli-owned Cred Forums. I'm going to send that magnificent bastard a muffin basket.

what's so funny about this comment? It is the most obvious observation one could make about this situation.

I guess everyone laughing at this are more stupid than me.

youtube.com/watch?v=4VSNfwFV0Ckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VSNfwFV0Ckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VSNfwFV0Ckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VSNfwFV0Ck

he is streaming btw.

I've heard meh-leh, but only from blacks

a fucking pan-head

Wait he actually browse Cred Forums?

>beaner intellectual at 60 IQ

That's the way I've always pronounced it.

wrf i love shekreli now

A very rich troll.

>it now costs $700 to post on Cred Forums

literally who doesn't?

what are you going to get information from? Even dems browse places like this

Oh god I already see the Shrekkening Martin could do.

I LOVE IT! :D

>Implying the greatest RL-troll of our generation hasn't been here since the beginning
Observe literally anything Skrehli does. Anything at all.
This man is the walking manifestation of Cred Forums. Maybe minus Cred Forums, but he could always have an SS uniform hidden in some closet.

a fucking gayreek mudskin

wtf, why is he streaming doing his financial excel sheets?!

That would be actually pretty funny.

This, it's pretty obvious he's an old Cred Forumstard

>that edgy teen music in the background
it's just... so pleb

Imagine if Trump buys 4chin

WHAT A GOD

MAKE IT HAPPEN

Is that you Isenegger?

Absolutely based

We have the best shitposts, folks. The best! You wouldn't believe how great our shitposts are.

>a few wealthy 4channers purchase the pass
>pocket change to them
>makes up the total cost of 3000 purchases under the old cost
>less administrative cost
>much more prestigious
>can budget around large pool of money

Really, what's the problem?

How it will definitely be shut down.

Don't do this.

No he was asked on twitter. He loves reddit though.

Hopefully /biz/ would gain from this and have shrekli invest threads

He's 900mill in the hole already

>haven't laughed in a whole month
Man. How?

cult of personality has developed around him

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>shkrelli the son of an albanian immigrant janitor
>a trust fund baby
Do some research

This needs to fucking happen, and fast.

Hiroshima Nagasaki should actually try this. I'd buy a $1500 pass just for the prestige of being one of the few who can afford it. I'm sure other whales here feel the same.

If more than 1 in 100 people on Cred Forums is a whale, then he'd make more money with the $1500 price. 1 in 33 is the rough national average of millionaires in the US. If that holds true on Cred Forums, then he'd make 3 times more money than he currently is by raising the price.

He could also keep the Cred Forums pass as-is and introduce a more privileged but expensive level above Cred Forums pass. I'd pay $1500 per year for the privilege of limited HTML and text styling abilities.

CANT UNSTEADY THE SHKRELI

>German
Come on man

His parents were janitors

I know but I had no idea it was that bad.

i rather have users pay their usage of Cred Forums themselves

if not, then ppl will leave for other ban happywebsites and freedom is lost forever

make it simple and clear as possible, that we can see what we need to keep Cred Forums running

The era of the Cred Forums gold pass cometh.

Redpills now out at $1,500 per pill.

It's pronounced may lay

>buys Cred Forums
>only allows pass members to post

Can't Jelly the Shkreli

Did they do it for free?

You're right, it's pronounced "may-lay".

youtube.com/watch?v=CosTTHJBYIA

He's probably going to shut this place down once he's the owner. But on the other hand this can be a part of his masterplan to revive Harambe. Taking a 50/50 chance here.

They where Albaniobongs like myself

Was there ever any doubt?

This man will become Shitposter General in Trump's administration.

Wut

Can't MEE LEE the SHKREE LEE?

Can't MAY LAY the SHRAY LAY?

Shkreli if you see this, please help a nigga make some money

that's all he streams about, sometimes he teaches people chemistry for some reason

Who the fuck pronounces it "Meh-lee"?

You see, Albaniobongs noy from Kosovar are ok. Remove Kosovo from map pls. They make southerners look bad

if he tries to jew Cred Forums in some way or another people will just migrate to full-chan en masse like the last time m00t fucked up

I'd do this too.
It wouldn't be buying inherent credibility, either.

It'd be for the sole purpose of wrecking fake richfag threads.

> SS uniform
> hidden

kek - he probably wears it in public on every Jewish holiday for the lulz.

Relativity in action gents>

>german
>laughed

Nothing wrong with Albanian-Americans - they can be very cool. Pic related.

Thanks. Especially ones like I whose family has been here 60 years

Been in here a while and it looks like hes actually buying it.

i hope that faggot dies of heart disease you piece of shit

Fuck off tumblr

Bretty sure he did it as a meme

:^)

MOAR PEEPEE

SHKRELI LIVESTEAMING Cred Forums ACQUISITION

youtube.com/watch?v=4VSNfwFV0Ck
youtube.com/watch?v=4VSNfwFV0Ck

He browses Cred Forums right?

OH FUCK HE'S COMING HERE
RED ALERT

SHKRELI ABOUT TO COME IN THREAD CHECK LIVESTREAM

NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS

>convert edge/memes into revenue

5-STAR PLATINUM PEPES - COPYRIGHTED - DO NOT STEAL

REMINDER SHKRELI IS A WANNABE NIGGER AND A DOUBLE KIKE

FUCK THAT COAL BURNER

HE IS NEARLY HERE

HE IS NEARLY HERE

WE LIT NAO

HELLO MARTIN SHEKELI

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holy kek

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I wanna post furry cub watersports now

We don't want an owner who doesn't even know how tp spell our memes. At least mootwo is a prodigee of chan culture, Shrek is just some random trustfund kid

kek

>I'm not in the screencap
thank god

I don't want to get traced back to me if this shot goes viral

How does he boost his alertness and ability to focus? He doesn't seem to be exhibiting symptoms of caffeine consumption, yet he seems very alert on this stream.

I don't like it. He's the kind of guy who'd just delete all of Cred Forums one day just because he can. Or delete everything but Cred Forums. He has no interest in actually being part of this community or trying to make it better, he just wants to troll. Not a good fit for a leader of this site to be quite honest with you sempais.

posting in /biz/

Actually having an attention span like a normie?

How new are you

he can't figure out how to add a picture...

I will be donating one rare Pepe from my vast collection in honor of this new development, and I will be expecting a nice tax benefit for this service. Stare into the depths of Gaussian Seizure Pepe, won't you?

what a newfag holy kek

aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Kek, he tried to use a mp4

>limit posting for others to 1 post per day

i'm fucking dying here

He should buy it let just ask for donations. Everyone should pay what he sees fit to support Cred Forums beeing independent. A community approach is needed. Advertising or goldshit has no place here. We are different.

I would gladly donate some bitcoin.I spend much time here and have lots of fun. I want Cred Forums independent with no moneytroubles. It cant be that expensive that the community cant shoulder it.

The final solution to the NEET Question

God damn I swear he's just trolling pretending to be a retard.

shkreli is a crypto-jew albanian who wishes to undermine yugoslavia

checked and kek'd

it doesn't stop

The retard is emailing moot to talk about ownership. Oh dear.

>The guy is messaging MOOT

LMAO

DO IT MARTIN

PURGE THE DEGENERATE BOARDS
MAKE Cred Forums GREAT AGAIN!

What rank is he on league?

What's his endgame?

Oh my god the faggot is browsing Cred Forums right now and he is a total newfag. He can't even create a thread and he still thinks moot runs the show.

...

this

at least moot was one of us

...

getting serious

He's fucking hilarious

the future is bright, we're in good hands

>CAN'T MELEE THE SHKRELI
go back to pakistan

Jesus, his taste in music is so bad

i think this is just another epiccc joke to get himself some more attention that he desperately wants.

e.g., see "edgyness up %40 y/y"

He has to be trolling, right?

or he has a sense of humour

this has to be a troll. He can't be this oblivious to what this site is supposed to be about

That is an admiral goal tho.
40% more edge would be a blessing

habiding

amphetamines, like all 20-something workaholics

NO FUCKING WAY!!!
PRAISE KEK

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Modafinil. Martin says it's how he became a millionaire in the first place, real life NZT-40.

why am I laughing so hard holy fuck

Why is he deliberately ignoring the 100s of people trying to tell him that moot doesn't own the site anymore?

MOONMAN FOR BOARD OF DIRECTORS CONFIRMED

He does not seem to pay attention to chat in normal conditions

>PAYING 50 MILLION FOR Cred Forums

Amphe masterrace.

I think he's smart enough to know that atleast 50%(yea I pulled that number out my ass and it's probaly higher) of us are NEETs.
We would probably move to a different chan.

And by the way, he has more than enough money already.
But maybe that's just me I dunno.

>Consequences will never be the same guy
TOPKEK

yep, I just took 20mg Adderall and am about to do 5 hours of corporate valuation like it's nothing. Fucking love the stuff, the ultimate white man's drug.

MOOT ON SUICIDE WATCH

It's the Shkreli melee on the telly

This guy is IRL shitposter of the year

MORE PEEPEE THE FROG

Niggas are Jelly of Marty Shkreli...
submissive cur dogs, proffer their bellies.

For they rather a rub than a derisive snub;
Fragile egos crafted by programs on (((Telly)))

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NOTICE ME SENPAI

>Meh-Leh

That's how I pronounce it to be honest lad.

>maylay
>shhkruh - eli

Nice rhyme you bitch

we famus now!

>mfw an actual NEET is going to buy us

did you guys see that penis?

>I don't like the Asians
>I would be a less faggy moot
the future is bright lads!

I love to read when I'm on speed. Just finished reading Machiavellis the prince and art of war is next.

Really interesting stuff. Politics haven't really changed since the 16th century.

I for one welcome our new overlord.
Please play league with me Shkreli

He's gonna be in prison in a few months for a few decades

Nice try you gutless bitch lol

Make sure that they're kosher muffins.

Isn't he catholic?

He's talking with hiro, its legit

You do realize that he's not going to supermax right?

He's a rich white collar criminal.

>white collar criminal.
Worse than gook moot??

NO OUTSMARTIN' THE MARTIN