YAAAAS QUEEN

2bh she fine af

she is so going to get killed

>muh modesty

Underrated post.

>playboy in 2016
wew
let me know when she does facialabuse.

Playboy isn't lewd now, no more naughty parts

>implying this is in any way groundbreaking

Playboy went non-nude and forever threw away it's only claim to notoriety.

Now it's on the level of all the other bullshit """Men's"""" magazines and has to compete for circulation with them.

Old media is dying and, despite who/what whiny """"publishers"'''' keep blaming, Old media is what killed it.

cool i fapped to her i hope she enjoys the thought of that

She has nice boobs. Id fuck her.

...

She's As American As A Burger too !!!

YAS QUEEN SLAY

The fuck is this YAAAS shit

>Playboy trying to stay relevant
>doesn't even have porn any more

allah akbar
halal burgers

72 keks in heaven await you fren

Playboy doesn't do frontal nudes anymore because of the internet. They are trying to be like Vanity Fair, GQ, Vice, and etc. now. Old-school PB is gone.

>2016 changes and ending of frontal nudity

>"This is what I always intended Playboy Magazine to look like." -Hugh Hefner, when asked about making Playboy non-nude

>In October 2015, Playboy announced that starting with their March 2016 issue, the magazine would no longer feature full frontal nudity. Playboy CEO Scott Flanders acknowledged the magazine's inability to compete with freely available Internet pornography and nudity; according to him, "You're now one click away from every sex act imaginable for free. And so it’s just passé at this juncture". Hefner agreed with the decision. The redesigned Playboy, however, would still feature a Playmate of the Month and pictures of women, but they would be rated as not appropriate for children under 13. The move would not affect PlayboyPlus.com (which features nudity at a paid subscription), but it is currently unknown what will happen to the "special" issues. Josh Horwitz of Quartz argues that the motivation for the decision to remove nudity from the magazine was to give Playboy Licensing a less deviant image in India and China, where the brand is a popular item on apparel and thus generates significant revenue.

>Among other changes to the magazine included ending the popular jokes section and the various cartoons that appeared throughout the magazine. The redesign eliminated the use of jump copy (articles continuing on non-consecutive pages), which in turn eliminated most of the space for cartoons. Hefner, himself a former cartoonist, reportedly resisted dropping the cartoons more than the nudity, but ultimately obliged. Playboy plans to market itself as a competitor to Vanity Fair as opposed to more traditional competitors GQ and Maxim.

Is this legit?

Yes

She's just a Trolling Texan....Mia Khalifa/Callista and all her ancestors are Catholic

Hahaha, I know. I was just amused that someone took her quote about hijabs from "Brazzer University" seriously haha.

That fucking nose...

Nah, I think it'll stabilize itself to the point where people will keep buying them for novelty purposes but not new magazines will come out unless they tend to a specific new niche (e.g., personal drones became popular couple of years ago and now there is a drone hobby magazine).

Kinda like vinyl records: despite being outdated, they still sell a decent amount because people want audio recordings on a cool looking vinyl record.

Muslim terrorist still threatened to kill her on Twitter. The death threats made her retire from porn.

>wears hijab with clothes
>risque

fuggin stahp the presses

Muslims are just like everyone else. -Public Radio

>not nude

Who gives a shit.

Gonna need some sauce

Looks like pepe anus

>retired

Damn.

>22
she looks 35 jesus

she has to go back

...

Most women are over the hill by 22. White women look like crack whores by that age.

So where's the pics?

Give this girl her 15 and then move on

Sand niggers age like dogshit.

Blame ISIS

There's still a market for physical copies of softcore porn publications, but most anyone looking for it will no longer subscribe to Playboy.

Now their only readership will be single issues purchasers and those that actually "just read it for the articles" (so close to no one).

They can always rely on their legacy subscribers of old men who don't care enough anymore to unsubscribe, but that's only life support and their future is now a slow death.

Hope she's beheaded soon for still wearing a hijab

>terrorist still threatened to kill her on Twitter

[citation needed]

You really don't understand the attention whoring skanks do you ? she made that shoop up herself to gain sympathy when all major studios already dropped her when she decided to create her own porn distribution site to rake in the beta fags...it blew in her face and she has been relegated to do just pathetic webcam shows from her website

You Don't Mess With The Porn Studio Jew..

>tfw no timid muzzie slut to pain fuck, slap her tits while she screams

>mfw all the fat white girls on my campus wearing hajibs
>Bonus points when you see their stupid cotton candy hair and piercings sticking out

IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM

Mia Tityfa isn't actually retired, just go to her website and register for her 'BetaFagCam'...try blowing your load under 2 minutes tho, she charges an arm and a leg ;^)

This is awesome, it was only a matter of time until burkas and hijabs become a fully fledged fetish.
Islam and IS have met their match, no way they can beat porn, just no way.

didn't playboy stop doing nude stuff though last year or something? Yeah playboy, people bought your magazine for the articles. Great business move.

Bump

Bump With Empowered Wimin

Shining Wimin

Maximum cringe.

I want fuck her stupid little muslim qt self then beat her the fuck up and throw her down the stairs. I can hear my people cheering me on.

Then be like, BITCH I SAID CONVERT TO CHRISTIANITY, and then she'd be like "ok". Then she'd go home and tell her dad/brother that "Tyler" converted her to christianity, she gets murdered and they go to prison.

Best plan ever.

>muslim woman
>posing for pornography
That's an honor killing for sure! :^)

Bingo,

this is called "viral marketing"

create a faux controversy
exploit it for attention
mine attention for shekels

>[citation needed]
Twitter you retarded fucking muslim street shitter

yesterday I was in a parking lot waiting for my girlfriend

I look over to the car next to me, and there's a muslim girl in the passenger seat, changing, I watched the entire time

As she put her hair thing back on, she turned and saw me

I winked at her

Man.. the power I held in that second. And she knew it too. As she waited for her husband or whatever to get back into the car.

do you have sauce on this full video?

I couldn't find it, only clips

she's like screaming the whole time

the fetish already exists. it's comparable to nuns

>YAS QUEEN

Am I the only one that thinks this is possibly the worst meme that has ever existed?

10 years ago this would have been considered a joke

Can you trigger radical mudslimes with this?

HARAM!!!

ten years ago, women surgically malformed to "men", giving birth by her "wife" who was a man before, would be considered a joke....

>not nsfw Playboy
worse than trash

You can trigger them with anything. That's why we don't want them remember

mea gusto

>flesh colored shirt thing

she really wants to be a slut.

she's gonna get stoned, right?

Yah I'v got the full 30min vid

How long until she gets death threats or worse

Where? In Colorado?

Oh no he didn`t

Anyone have that pic with the quote about her and her friend confronting a racist?

Pornstars and nude models are used up, so of course they need to get stoned to numb the pain.

Yes

anyone who unironically or ironically says it needs to be offed

is it online somewhere?

FUCKING LINK TO THIS SHIT?????

NOBODY CARES , BECAUSE I WATCHED THE TOWERS FALL ON LIVE TV WHEN I WAS A BOY

NOW I'M A MAN.

ALL OF ISLAM IS MY ENEMY

I will use the righteous hands given to me by the Lord and smite them in their homelands , thier children , and children's children will NEVER know what peace is in their homelands , they will only know misery.Starvation.pain.death.

Kill Islam , save earth

Her face looks like a rubber mask

HAHAHA KEK WILLS THE DEATH OF ALL ISLAMIC PEOPLE !!!

Playboy doesn't even show porn anymore

Tired of islam and nu-males?

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FUCKING CRINGE LMFAO

Probably the funniest thing about you retards is the fact that YOU ACTUALLY THINK YOU HAVE A CHANCE.

While you're waiting from a militia to join, Muhammad and Tyrone are literally being TAUGHT by your politicians HOW TO PENETRATE WHITE WOMEN WELL. LMFAO at OBESE STORMFRONT INCELS acting like they'll EVER do ANYTHING other than FUCKING POST ON FORUMS. Whereas this summer, BRAVE BLACK MUJAHIDEEN were LITERALLY SLAUGHTERING your corrupt, racist "muh guns" fat pig cops. LMFAO.

Who the FUCK is going to fight in the "race war" anyway? You? Western "men"? LMFAO. You have never broken a law in your LIFE. Say what you want about Muslims, but fighting is INGRAINED in their culture (nasheeds+rap music) they reproduce at FIVE TIMES the rate of europeans, and the men tend to be low-inhibition and unafraid. Whereas you spend your evenings...posting pictures of cartoon frogs...on a forum...convincing yourself you're a warrior because you occasionally pick weights up. LMFAO. Riiight, okay stormfag. I'm sure a few thousand pasty white teenagers will really be able to defeat MILLIONS of Mujahideen who are so dedicated that they're LITERALLY WILLING TO DIE FOR THEIR RELIGION.

But yeah. J-just a few more years t-til "da day of da rope" r-right? Lmfao at you. What world are you living in. You're a pathetic, pasty coward. How the FUCK is an 18 year old white autist who has to take ANXIETY MEDICINE (FUCKING LMAO) going to do SHIT against ISLAMIC CONQUERORS who probably bullied and slapped him around in school?

alcohol is haram

No. "Dat boi" was slightly worse

OK JUST TELL ME HER NAME?

Hefner isn't leaving his son this shit ?

Just die already you FUCKING old bag of cunts

Lmao. Literally hasn't worked a day in his FUCKING life.

FUCKING DIE PLS. YOUR MAGAZINES WERE SHIT ANYWAY LOL

Haha Muslim girls crave the BIG JEW DICK

pimples worked away, fake teeth, massive amount of make up. you are looking at a painting covering a vapid empty shell of a woman.

goy vey

why does inbred mudshit think inbred island is best place to transfer to?

>leaf

y?

>obese
Good try

>coward

Nope already went over there and BTFO haji right outta highschool

>waiting to join militia
negative ghost Rider

>think I have a chance

I KNOW I HAVE A CHANCE LOL
I AM STILL IN THE SAME TOWN I WAS BORN IN NIGGA , TRY SOME SHIT IN PHOENIX ARIZONA AND WATCH WHAT HAPPENS YOU UGLY GOAT FUCKER
you'll be ambushed EZ AF BY GUD OL AZ REDNECKS

...

Hahaha ha check em Lil island dwelling inbred tea drinking cunt

>A FUCKING ISLAND

Is it me or any poster from the UK/AUSTRALIA are absolutely FUCKING retarded .

Literally potato level of intelligence

I guess it's your water or maybe your

BEEF WELLINGTON
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WELLINGTON

It's faggot language. I encountered it on tenno forums frequently.

I'd love to corrupt this peach.

I am not buying this issue of Playboy as I don't support SJW bullshit.

Lmfao. You're so fucking stupid. English isn't even my first language and I'm still INFINITELY more literate than you. Your sub 80 IQ BLEEDS into your posts. Stop embarrassing yourself.

>hurr but i woz a soldja againzt da ebull terrist!!!!!!111 xDDD
Oh, you like the the war against Saddam Hussein's secular, nationalist country?

Ahahaha. I love how zionist pawns are so fucking stupid that they literally DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY'RE VOLUNTARILY DYING FOR.

The American dogs got EMBARRASSED by the Lions of Iraq. They sent you running like cowards and you're still afraid to return, achieving NONE of what you wanted other than overthrowing a nationalist, secular leader, which led to a MORE Islamic country LMFAO. Pathetic dog.

Anyway, as I've said before. Your claims of success in the Middle East (LMFAO, American pawns got SENT HOME by the Mujahideen) mean nothing. Even if Iraqi or Afghan casualties died exceed those of the Israel-serving dogs, I don't care. The heroes of Islam WANT to give their lives for Allah. Meanwhile American puppets cry over the slightest loss.

Face it. You and your friends WILLINGLY DIED so you could SERVE ISRAEL, and you AREN'T EVEN JEWISH. LMFAO. Can it GET more pathetic than that?

sauce on this porno?

how long until the religion of peace throws acid in her face for sinning?

>mfw Muslim and reading this

I have a feeling that this pic is followed by a double bleaching.

just fucking google it

Looks like a camel

Texans are white you third world mutant.

We dont need kermits asshole trying to define anything.

Harambe, I think you mean.

You pay tribute to soldiers or else they kill you, as the Spartans made sure to remind the Helots.

Fuck this Industrialist society, where warriors are depreciated and merchants are championed as the highest ideal when all they are, are seducers who cant fight.
youtube.com/watch?v=P9IC2e358CE

She obviously doesn't have any brothers or she would have been beheaded.

that is one fucked up face

Playboy jihad edition, now with explosively hot middle eastern hijab wearing women. You won't believe what they've got straped around their waists.

So much fucking makeup

They are trying to make it a fashion item so they can easily convert western women to Islam.

Fuck Hugh used to be based the fuck

no

it's nothing personal, mate, it's just about da business.

The fact you actually typed all that out bahahahahahahaha holy fuck. I bet you puffed your little brown bird chest up while typing as well..

You're not a warrior. You've never had a fight in your life lmfao.

Sure, you read about "muh stoicism", and other cringeworthy bullshit that NO NORMAL PERSON GIVES A FUCK ABOUT, but none of that trash is going to do shit against Alpha Tyrone's 9 inch wrists, 25 inch skull and genetically gifted hand speed + horizontal punching power.

You want to know what being redpilled ACTUALLY means? Realizing that all this "muh politics" bullshit is fucking MEANINGLESS.

Picture ANY of these guys spending time online whining about minorities fucking "our" white women. Lmfao.

Reality Pill: No cool, chill, low cortisol slayer is going to spend a single minute talking about races. If you know any of the nerdy race-talk buzzwords such as "haplogroup", your incel ass belongs on uncool aspie populated forums, specifically, one ass cheek on Cred Forums and the other on stormfront.

Meanwhile, legitimate slayers are soaking sun with friends of all races not having a damn problem on their mind.

Racism comes from incel nerds who stay in on the internet all day or from lower class subhumans that either can't get laid or have to settle for uglies. Slayers and handsome men in general have a very positive outlook on life and don't hate other races as a result of it. Most slayers could care less about politics, they are too busy living the life.

The religion of peace can't throw anything because the religion of peace is not a person.

Am I autistic for saying this? Since when was Islam a person or a group of persons?

She's not being a very good Muslim - being on Playboy and drinking alcohol. That's very haram.

t.Barack Hussein Obama

Have you not been paying attention we've sent hoards and hoards of men from this generation into battle. I know a dozen dudes who will start randomly killing Muslims if things get anywhere near the level of Europe.

They'll do it mostly for the adrenaline lols

2edgy4me

Fuckin rekt

Must be hard knowing that this "brown bird chest" has gotten infinitely closer to hot prime white girls than yours ever well lmfao.

For you, Muslim Japan

Aww the little brown bird thinks hes a fucking warrior...

Have fun with your roleplaying kid and look both ways before you cross the street.

White blue collar folks have all the guns and knowledge of living off the land and accurately putting rounds down range.

Lmfao. You can't do SHIT. American whites don't even fucking BREED.

After typing all of that horseshit, you're still an ugly shitskin.

You idiots why do you think it`s alcohol?
Seems do be an ordinary bitter lemon or something else.

Why the fuck would they do that?

Because she posed for Playboy why wouldn't she also drink alcohol Ahmed?

>Can't wait for her to get killed
Seek help.

Ahmed, people who actually do stuff don't feel the need to justify themselves on an anonymous korean origami website

A minority of European women go with black men, but even more rarely with inbred Arabs like you

Why don't you like your women and prefer ours anyway? Is it because they're inbred like you?

Spartans were faggots.

You have to go back

>brazzers university

>Texans are white
triggered much, faggot

>I know a dozen dudes who will start randomly killing Muslims if things get anywhere near the level of Europe.

Give their names so we can track them down and castrate them.

Lmfao. I love how you didn't even deny it. You're literally a virgin, aren't you?

I love how in EVERY post I make on Cred Forums, literally NONE of you EVER have a SINGLE counterargument other that "sh-shit b-bait" or just spouting some other cringeworthy Cred Forums meme. You're a JOKE.

Just look at your life. You white knight for women who HATE YOU, lmfao. It's HILARIOUS. An unwanted, autistic Cred Forums virgin VOLUNTARILY spends his time white knighting for "da buuutiful aryan wimmin of moder europa!111" despite the fact that HE IS COMPLETELY FUCKING INVISIBLE TO THE WOMEN IN QUESTION. LMFAO.

Lmfao. I almost feel sorry for you - you LITERALLY MISSED OUT on shit that ALL NORMAL PEOPLE EXPERIENCE. LMFAO.

Absolutely pathetic. Lmfao at you. I can literally see, literally FEEL your entire personality. You're a socially awkard, insecure friendless virgin who's DESPERATELY trying to "back up" the one cope he THINKS he has of being some cool, laid back smug guy, despite the fact that you FUCKING POSTED AN ANIME PICTURE. LMFAO.

I can tell EXACTLY how you wrote that post, carefully thinking on where to use punctuation, trying to sound casual by saying "kid" like you've EVER spoken without stuttering in your life lmfao, trying to make yourself seem authoritative and socially dominant, despite the fact that you are literally AFRAID OF WOMEN, let ALONE "the shitskinz". LMFAO.

Went to highschool with her. Nickname was Noor the Whore because she slept with the older boys at the local private school.

Only embraced her Islam after her father "encouraged" her to do "journalism"

Who even buys that shit anymore?

They can't compete with PornHub. Playboy only makes money off of royalties for the bunny emblem nowadays.

Holy autism.. Go get some fresh air pajeet.

So many projections.
I'd say you're the insecure one here.

I don't think too many people take this place as seriously as you.

lol playboy is now like an vegan, ascetic SJW under all the "adult" magazines really.
Even shit like Vanity fair is more edgy

>mfw
funny that the same mfw I see pic related. Fucking dune coon haji.

I don't think so.

>A minority of European women go with black men, but even more rarely with inbred Arabs like you

>implying

Also, he most likely a Paki you dumb turd.

>A minority of European women go with black men
>minority

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FUCKING LMAO

I've been ALL over western Europe, multiple other countries, and I was actually in Brisbane last month. You know what all the guys I saw with hot white girls had in common? BARELY ANY OF THEM WERE WHITE. LMFAO.The same girls you spend HOURS white knighting for online WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, while they fucking DREAM about Ali and Tyrone.

I'm not stupid, obviously women do sometimes find (good looking) white men attractive. But you Cred Forums browsing autists who've convinced yourselves that being white in itself is somehow worth ANYTHING are fucking RETARDED. Women are attracted to robust, handsome men with massive dicks. Unfortunately for stormfag incels like you, blacks and arabs are on top in those areas.

Stormfag cope is hilarious. You're a virgin yourself, so why the FUCK do you even care about Tyrone fucking white sluts? You're PATHETIC. Your oneitis probably got fucked by Tyrone and now you're permanently butthurt.

Not a good angle. She looked cute in other shots
Looks like shit here

Thanks for the super hot display of new copypasta autism to use.

Why don't you just piss on it you dumb sack of shit?

I mean pigs are haram for food, but why do you pretend it's the most insulting this you can do?

The fuck did you just say?

haha noice

t. A cuck

I'm from southern Louisiana, one of the few places where blacks are in equal amount to whites.

Guess what? That only white women you see with black men are fat disgusting trash or 16 year old trailer trash who are doing it to spite daddy.

However, the black women you see with white men are the highest tier of black women with decent enough white guys.

White men are the most desirable on this planet. Black men are the least. Sorry Cuckenburg

I've seen you post a lot. You spend a lot of time here for some who's supposed to be too cool for this place.

Lmfao. I love how you didn't even deny it. You're literally a virgin, aren't you?

I love how in EVERY post I make on kikebook, literally NONE of you EVER have a SINGLE counterargument other that "sh-shit b-bait" or just spouting some other cringeworthy kikebook meme. You're a JOKE.

Just look at your life. You white knight for women who HATE YOU, lmfao. It's HILARIOUS. An unwanted, autistic kike virgin VOLUNTARILY spends his time white knighting for "da buuutiful sand niggers of moder europa!111" despite the fact that HE IS COMPLETELY FUCKING INVISIBLE TO THE NIGGERS IN QUESTION. LMFAO.

Lmfao. I almost feel sorry for you - you LITERALLY MISSED OUT on shit that ALL NORMAL PEOPLE EXPERIENCE. LMFAO.

Absolutely pathetic. Lmfao at you. I can literally see, literally FEEL your entire personality. You're a socially awkard, insecure friendless virgin who's DESPERATELY trying to "back up" the one cope he THINKS he has of being some cool, laid back smug guy, despite the fact that you FUCKING POSTED A HALAL PICTURE. LMFAO.

I can tell EXACTLY how you wrote that post, carefully thinking on where to use punctuation, trying to sound casual by saying "kid" like you've EVER spoken without stuttering in your life lmfao, trying to make yourself seem authoritative and socially dominant, despite the fact that you are literally AFRAID OF SAND NIGGERZ, let ALONE "the womyn". LMFAO.

mmmmmm

is that the guy from whitest kids you know

you are a retarded fag but you have some points.

These are the people (((society))) respects. We need to become them. Retard meatheads are useless, skinnyfat geniuses are useless. Combine both and you have an Ubermensch

>decent enough white guys
o boi
now the shit goes intense

That's what I find funny why retarded non-whites like you.

Your only argument to get back at us is the "I crapped the pool" argument (which rapefugees literally do in Germany by the way)

You're not trying to show superiority by inventing new things, building better weapons, starting companies, making movies, writing music and so on. Because your civilisation is retarded and can't do that. You have below average IQs.

So you argument is basically: "ah ah, we come to your countries and disrespect your and commit crime and ruin everything, ARE YOU MAD BRO?!"

Yes, I'm mad, but I'm also mad at fucking cockroaches squatting my garage.

I don't think cockroaches are a superior civilisation though.

So keep crapping the pool. One day we'll remove you without second thoughts, without hatred, just because you're a nuisance.

so sad to disgrace the ancient Maronite Church. One of two Eastern Catholic churches that never separated (the other church being the Italo-Albanian Byzantine Church)

>journalist
>posing for Playboy
Is "Journalist" the new term for gigantic attention whore these days?

Pic related

>skinnyfat geniuses
Not on Cred Forums
>skinnyfat retards
On Cred Forums

>One day we'll remove you without second thoughts
Lmfao. Again, the SAME FUCKING COPING MECHANISM that I ALWAYS hear from Cred Forumsfags.

>Hurr, g-get ready shitskin, day of da rope is cumin!!!1
>muh euros are waking up!!11
>DOOOZ VULT!!1

You're not "a sleeping giant", you're not "crusaders", you're just pathetic, apostate bitches who WILL be conquered by Islam.

Literally all you can do is live in your own FANTASY, because the reality is that your "race war" dreams will NEVER happen. You're a JOKE. I just love mocking and whipping stormfags like you, it's so funny to see you get angry because you just KNOW you're too pathetic to do ANYTHING.

But yeah, keep living in your IMAGINARY "muh warrior" world, because real life is the complete opposite of what you want. The fact is that white women literally hate you and don't acknowledge your existence. The very fact that you WON'T REPRODUCE and I already have MULTIPLE CHILDREN just solidifies the fact that we've already won lmfao. Pathetic stormfag.

You do realise, you live in a country where people have been jailed for insulting muslims right? We have LITERALLY MADE LAWS PREVENTING YOU FROM CRITICIZING US.

I love how pathetic and delusional you guys are. I mean seriously, how can you fags even PRETEND to be above us, when WE HAVE LITERALLY MADE LAWS FORCING YOU NOT TO CRITICIZE US? We are OPENLY SENDING YOU TO JAIL FOR QUESTIONING ISLAM, and you STILL act like you stand a fucking CHANCE against Musilms. Lmfao. You're TERRIFIED of us, it's HILARIOUS.

You're acting like a Jew in 1930 Ahmed.

you're hilarious.

>Why don't you just piss on it you dumb sack of shit?
What why would I piss on a big ? It's far superior to a muslim subhuman. But let me guess you're one of those Lion Nasheeds eh ?

>WE WUZ KINGS
>WE WUZ LIONZ
That's just fucking rich niggers and dune coon hajis such as yourself are truly the worst that humanity has to offer. Your kind are literal ideological parasites, there isn't one redeeming quality about you people, from the grunts that you make while reading a piece of garbage written by an illiterate camel jockey, to the stench that is almost a physical thing when one of you is in close proximity to me.

Piss on a pig ? No, tell you what else I wouldn't piss on. A saracen on fire, if pissing on it meant saving it's life.

>his fingers a blur as he alternates between lower and uppercase on his Iphone 3GS

This is hilarious.

Good luck "becoming" those guys lmfao.

I'm sure enough "hard work" will be able to give you Chad's 6'3", broad shouldered and narrow hipped frame, his perfectly sculpted, lantern jawed face or his LONG, DOM cock.

You sound a bit gay mate

And you realize that all it takes is for the thin dam holding back a bunch of Western race hate to finally break for one reason or another, and your main countries, along with your "Holy City" literally become radioactive glass?

We have nukes. You don't. We have higher education and technologically advanced weapons. Most of your people find sexual intercourse with goats a pleasing activity.

The only reason we haven't wiped you off the map is because we're arguing among ourselves about whether or not it's moral. It's not that we lack the ability; it's that until you push us far enough, we lack the will.

So keep pushing. Everyone has a breaking point. If you don't believe that, you're making the exact same mistake the Japanese made when they thought they could get away with Pearl Harbor.

sorry, i didnt read everything, I saw moon runes and something about kebab. nice post, nigger/10.

Haha, oh man, Playboy is just digging in the gutter looking for relevance these days, aren't they?

You earned a 10/10 for your previous 2 posts, but you had to ruin it on the third by changing your references to "tyrones" and "muhammads", to "us". You did well, but got overly excited in the end and ruined a promising pasta

There is actually a moral way to destroy Arabs (I mean, as opposed to simply nuking them).

Take down the oil infrastructure with cruise missiles. This can be done overnight. Destroy the oil and gas facilities of the Gulf states, and they're done, gone forever.

They have nothing else.

but we were always great with the Nipponese.

Indeed. They conveniently forget that they were slaughtered in Iraq 700K plus and in and the 70K in Afghanistan. I love how they flip flop it's almost adorable. Almost.

that would destroy all of the arab peninsula. But the other doesen`t even have that. Iraq is already done and Iran.

Nice. These faggots dont even know how to respond to you

>Not knowing who Based Mike is

>We have nukes. You don't.
Lmfao. Who the fuck is WE? You can't do SHIT.

LMFAO.

Some people who you will never meet in your LIEF thosuands of miles away MAY have access to those weapons, but YOU PERSONALLY can't do SHIT. Meanwhile, we are CONVERTING THE WEST TO ISLAM RIGHT NOW. LMAO. AND YOUR POLITICIANS SUPPORT US.

What the FUCK are you talking about, "hurr, we will just nuke da shitskinzz!!!1"? You DO REALISE that MY NATION IS BRITAIN, and yes, Islam IS the biggest (actually followed) religion here?

Not only that, but the USA can't do SHIT without their jewish masters LITERALLY TELLING THEM TO. LMFAO. Look at pissrael on a map - I don't think your Overlords would enjoy you "nuking da shitskinz". Lmfao.

Again, you fags talk about "crusading" and "deus vulting" all day - yet you do NOTHING. Meanwhile Islam and BLM are growing more popular by the SECOND, whereas "white nationalism"? fucking LMAO. A complete joke, as it always will be. Also, don't act as if ANY white european adolescents ARE CHRISTIAN THESE DAYS. I have respect for Christianity but not the joke it's become. It's merely a religion for whores (like your future wife) to seek "forgiveness" for getting banged by Chad, Tyrone and Ali. Then guys like you move in to take care of our kids. LMAO.

Keep crying bitch, it won't change the fact that you're a pathetic virgin who's absolutely TERRIFIED of the "r-rapefugees!11" he spends so long complaining about.

Third Reich Mike looks nothing like either of them. How could you even mistake him for that?

Heads will roll.

maybe I dont recognize faces as well as women do

>ankles showing
I came

What will you do when Emperor Trump wins the election, nukes Mecca and starts putting you in camps?

Fuck these sand niggers need to be nuked

arabs age like milk

>Basic-girl dad hat over hijab
not comfy

You do realize that America has destroyed religions before? Just ask the Japanese, you aren't likely to find a lot of devout shintoists.

As for your assertion about America and weapons, I personally own an assault rifle. My overarching point though is that if you think America is weak and helpless, you hopelessly misunderstand your "enemy". The Japs had the exact same mindset; that the American public was to soft to demand war in retaliation; you're making the exact same mistake, 80 years later. You consistently underestimate the American condition, most likely because you do not understand it.

And if you really think that nationalism (and I won't say white because I personally think that race is irrelevant in the context of this discussion) is that weak, then how do you explain Donald Trump? Or Brexit? Or any of the other nationalist movements rising to power in Europe as we speak?

The Russians, the Hungarians, how do you explain them away? If I were thinking of one person who WOULD finally snap and nuke the lot of you, I'd honestly think of the Ruskies. Just ask your Chechen Muslim "brothers" about how well that worked out for them.

Oh wait, you can't, because Russia literally leveled their cities and killed everyone; men, women, and children. They don't exist any more.

This photo is what awaits your families as you continue your campaign of terror. Think on it.

>the siege of Constantinople 1204.webm

It's a pasta. Now fuckoff.

LMFAO. Is this a joke?

You do realise that the Chechens WON right?

Inbred retard. As I said before, I LITERALLY LIVE IN BRITAIN. MY CITIES ARE THE SAME ONES AS "YOURS." LMFAO.

>He Actually Types Like This
Looks like Kermit's asshole needs some more education

They won the first war, not the 2nd.

>tfw

TL;DR: It's explained in the Wikipedia quote, dumbass. PB couldn't compete anymore with the freely available internet pornography and nudity: "You're now one click away from every sex act imaginable for free. And so it’s just passé at this juncture". Also, taking PB down to PG-13 would give them an opportunity to make more money in places like India and China (popular brand item over there) since the image is now going to be seen less deviant. Cherry on top, Hefner always wanted Playboy to be like this:

>"This is what I always intended Playboy Magazine to look like." -Hugh Hefner, when asked about making Playboy non-nude

Thank God that 6-quint get wasn't wasted on your shitty post.

>poses for playboy
>fully clothed