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I'm here OP
We rolling?

BTFO the Nordic Empire and spill to their North Sea oil.

Retake Prague and the Czech Republic. March towards Berlin.

I like your style m8

ye

Get Strasbourg, then fill France

>987

Descending straight. Check it.

Roll East for potato and Volograd

Prague hasn't been taken, it's being besieged

Thank you, sir, too bad about the shitty roll. :/

Kill Ephyrians.
NAP?

Roll to wards annexing nunburg and marching for frankfurt

Sorry about that, I noticed that and kept the bonus, but I let it slip out in my typing.

Oil in the north, star

Keep eat him

since Grey is afk im breaking that NAP to open it up for the future.

take the city in the Sinai and then spill for the south Jordanian city, Medina, and mecca

can u mark my alliance on map please, also NAP with iceland

Fill Syria

Corridor up to Hanover and Hamburg from the eastern side, defend eastern front from Northumbira

Bonus is 5

Sure.

*western front from northumbira

why the hostility?

stay out of the holy land, jordan and arabia and we can NAP

also Palis spill to take Amsterdam

I do not trust easterners.

can someone tell me what palis is?

This man is a farce

he took over after you left

NO thats d.ubs

UPDATE

For the sake of balance some rolls have been destined to defence.

ah god damn it

Sorry bro
OP said I could take over while you were gone

these are palis, damn fine ones too

787
232
3434
5353
45654
98289
any number backwards that is forewards

Take the last of Nordic land and their oil, spills to Aland and any remaining digits made me used to reinforce the southern border with the Templars.

Take Berlin, Hamburg, and Hanover. Destroy the Reds.

OP I can take over for someone else now that original italian is back.

Roll for volograd, Spill for odessa

Thank you for roll balance, fortify western front, then take amsterdam

A land> Turku> star

take Jerusalem, spill for more Israeli cities and clay

Oh, are you going for it?

pali

Keep taking Byzantine

what if I NAP with you? I don't want to fight you and i won't attack you

I did not see that

7887, Palis Right

gimme that northern oil with extra numbers

Seeing as Aland is originally Finnish lands, cancel spills on Aland and instead put the full spills into reinforcement of the southern border.

OP
so long as I'm Italy,
Sail and Attack Barcelona, try to take Al Andalus

Defend, spills reinforce English shore.

sorry, i had to go get food. defend against the italian invasion and push them back

also +10 bnus, sorry i keep forgetting

no changing of rolls

Yeah, I decided to live in peace for now. No worries.

fuggin shrekt

Are you looking for the fishing grounds off of the eastern English coastline?

Well, it was only 1 T, but okay. :P

dafuq
Why isn't Al Andalus in your name?

Nope, all yours, buddy.

Tank you bro.

fucking kek, do u want to ally?

OP U DIDNT COUNT MY ROLL WTF

because I didn't have it in my name in the last thread, and I'll add it now because you will probably bitch about it
How does a NAP sound right now?

Reinforce all of Italy

OP
Let original Italian do his nation
Who else is AFK?

You can return to command Italy next turn

I'll allow you to restart in Far East Russia if you wish

youtube.com/watch?v=PVyS9JwtFoQ

Sounds good, but if you want to ally let me know

Sounds good
Can I get a large base start to be relevant?
Orange
Northern Ruskies
Maybe the Star, Lumber, Oil, and Perm?

Looks like your gonna be jewed out of your star, should we deal with this imposter?

Flag of united kingdom of Portugal, Brasil e Algarves

Thank but I can take care of him

brings a tear to my eye.

No need to get aggressive boys
I'm friendly...

First flag of Portugal (portucale in that time)
First king: Alfonso henrriques, o conquistador. He we top tier kebab removal.

UPDATE

brings whiplash bruises in my back

Grab Oil and Perm
Spills to Kazan
Any nations want to prevent the impending gangbang of my country?

Eliminate orange

OP wouldn't let me.

We should crush him.

A most handsome flag.

Obliterate the Red Templar.

keep attacking Italy

take damascus, then medina, thenbeirut, then the jordanian city

About time for a good roll.

Invade Crete then fill more

Take Hamburg and the surrounding area, but do not enter the Jutland. Spills go to Northern Poland.

New bonus: +15

K. What's the political climate? I've only been responding to the updates so I don't

Defend, spill into reinforcing.

Push back Spain, kick them out of Italy

Nap?

take northern oil and samara

Take Amsterdam and fortify it, spill to kill any and all Red Templars

What're you defending against? Q.Q

Nothing, just incase I am invaded.

who are you

What alliances did you make?

Light green

I'm not sure if they're still there, but I allied with Malta and NAPed with Northumbria.

Northumbria, Magyars, or Persians, would any of you care to help prevent the impending death for my country?

Your best bet would be to ask the Icelanders.

Clashes in Italy end with the defeat of Andalucian forces.

Iceland wanted to kill me.
Push Blue back. Use spills to get their oil

Get the fish, spills to reinforce southern border.

Destroy orange> nizhny

So let me get this strait, I ask for something that can't happen because someone else took the land, so instead of telling me you waste my roll, which I also asked for Northern Poland in? This isn't my roll, btw, since I now have to rethink what I planned on doing before.

Keep attacking the warmongering Italians

Kill persians, attack georgia now.

Take Amsterdam, eliminate Red Templars and fill in teh white in that area, then fortify everything western border

Keep killing spainiards push them out of Italy and France

I have no ill temperament to either of you.

Fill Turkey

What a fucking waste, fuck my life. :/

The other thread was almost all 1,2,3 the minimum, almost all. In this thread it vegans again with a few exceptions for 4,5,6. Rare for me.

serves no purpose for me, sorry
WAR!!!!
sail from my fish to take crete, then athens, then izmir, then constantinople

Theme for the war to come:
youtube.com/watch?v=-b5X69vREAg

No, I'm not upset at you at all, lad. I was going to ask you for a NAP soon. I'm just upset that OP fucked me by bot even expanding my territory to the north. I still have to roll, too.

I could have also had made a clash for Hamburg, which you would have lost and wouldn't gain any other lands.
I figured out you would prefer not wasting your Ts

Neither do I to you

I formally break my NAP with the Italian Empire

Take Northern Poland and expand east over the whole front. I also ask that my post be worth my roll + 15 for my bonus and + 23 for my last roll and bonus.

Are these alliances still valid? They were made while I was gone but i would still like to hold them up

You want to NAP? i will destroy persia whilst you focous on the greenies

sweet dubs spills to Stuttgart, Strasberg and Venzia

I didn't attack, so the logical thing to do would have just been to tell me and give me the option to keep expanding tot he north, which I also asked for in my post.

I'm glad to know it wasn't a wasted roll, currently I am in NAP with both Gay Retard and Penge, I suppose that leaves me with a singular alliance, any takers?

Now that you broke ties with Italy, are you still wanting an alliance?

Pls dont invade Turkey cos im stopping there

i have no problem with you but i have just committed to a war and you are fighting my nap

you are are a waste of useful space on the map, and your lands have great value to us.

Yes, I want to ally with you.

alrighty then, let's take it to these filthy Lombards

How dare you, I thought we were cool
It's settled, good

Help me kill Malta nigger

Excellent

Do you want a formal NAP with me? I have openings

I can't, my friend. Unfortunately I have no access to him.

Reinstate the NAP with me

Can you attack light blue please?
I really need some help in this war.

I give you Montenegro and a path with serbia then.

Well, I was waiting for Solomon to respond, I guess that means you, !GHap51.yps, are my new ally.

NAP?

I wish I could help, but I have to figure out what's going on with my lost roll before I do anything.

Ceding like that might not be allowed. I don't know how OP is doing that.

I got u fampai, give me a turn and i'm there

solomon i urge you to refrain from attacking light blue, my ally

Thanks, plus we get a bunch of land. Attcak his bonus cities

Then get him to stop trying to kill me.
I just wanted to peacefully expand, and then he attacked me.

He can cede but you'll have to command it in a roll and use T's for it

I find the treatment of the Northern Ruskies, who so generously and courageously stopped Italy from being completely overrun by the surrounding nations while their ruler was ill, to be absolutely unacceptable. I will not declare war at this moment, but I urge you and your ally to leave them alone until they actually threaten you.

UPDATE

Before I make any statement on that, am I getting 54 T in northern Poland and the Baltics?

Keep reinforcing southern border up toward the north.

Kill Spain in France and Corsica
Reinforce mid Italy

Reinforce Latvia> conquer star> destroy orange

Push back gay retard.

take Constantinople then push green to take ankara and spill to defend his attacks/kill more

keep attacking the Italians

pali

A fucking 1 again, at least my first palis

Defend

please bro
I need your help.

Fortify my northeastern and Eastern frontiers.

Disregard.

How are you still going on OP? Hasn't this game lasted at least 4 hours now?

Im gonna go wank, no use to play anymore

Conquer tsibili and continue to pillage perisia, spills reinforce minsk

Take Strasberg and Stuttgart, sail to Napoli and take it, spill to Venezia

nap?

Gg guys

In light of you taking control of my Albanian friend, I will accept the NAP.

Thanks, lad. Sorry I couldn't be of more help.

Great King Solomon of Magyar, i ask for assistance

Its ok

Want to unite and attack the magyar on three fronts, we could take him out for good

I said give me a turn, next turn I am there

Yes of course

wish you have been given you persia, they have been afk since old thread

Hes on the mainland no use

I have been observing the events in your lands. Unfortunately, I have an age-old treaty with the Ephyrians, and I cannot, in good conscience, break the treaty.

nah bro
I'll just wait till next game.
Are you hosting a good map tonight?

UPDATE

Defend
and retake that lumber, spills grab closest resources.

I know, but there was a moment when the Ephyrians were in treaty as well.
Ive also been observing your situation as well. Three nations plot to divide and conquer your lands, and Ephyrian is an opportunist

As the Machiavellian said to the ethicist:

Wipe out the Judeo-Magyar. A formal declaration of war, charge!

Deus vult!

shit ignore I forgot Penge

fugg the italians

By the way, that's a yes. ;)

Kill Spainiards in France. Puts back Ephyrians.

fuggin rekt again

Eliminate orange> attack judeo Magyar> use the 3 points star fornizhny

Defend from the attacks, and seek vengeance!

Attack the magyars.
Also OP you didnt add my last roll i am happy for you to redirect 31 (15+16) toward my attack on the magyars

PALI CHECK

/!\ go around italys fortifications and take Zurich, Bern, Milano, Tornino.

I am only attacking you because your country is long dead and changed hands, I need the points and I would never attack the Magyar

I will stop attacking if you kill purple, I will also implore my ally Andalous to stop the attack as well

that post was a lie im sorry, but +18 is new bonus

I have come under attack from Iceland. If you could make peace with Italy and break your NAP with Iceland, we could once again destroy the Germanic invaders

So that'd be 14-15 territories lost.

sail across the black see and attack dark grey black color guy for rostov on don, avoid reinforced territory and grab the fish on the way
youtube.com/watch?v=nxsIR_5dt38

Or you could be strong with us, as the Jew is clearly going to fall. - Note this roll if you don't believe me:

Do not believe, for if the Maltans have engaged his friends in the East. Penge will be done with shortly.

I cannot kill Malta, they have been a long standing ally.
But, we can conquer France together

Don't be a fool, you cannot fight a war on so many fronts, be friendly with us and we shall return the grace.

The Knights of Malta will be lauded in the texts of the Hebrew Magyars

I'm churning out divine rolls here.

Very nice roll ally, what is your say on the current state of affairs in this world? So much hatred, so much greed.

you will be destroyed jew, stop with your prophecies, the triple alliance is on your doorstep

dont know. need to eat after this. maybe but cant say

Ah, but I have new friends, and the east looks nice this time of year.

Ephyrians, i call on you to break your Nap with the jew, and assist iceland, retard and i in our conquest, you will be rewarded wisely

I ask that you do not listen to the Eastern Menace. We have been good friends since the very beginning, and with the help of my new friends from Malta, Iceland's friends in the east may only exist for a short time now.

Andalucia pushes the front back to Italy
Christian knights invade Orthodox brothers to help the jews (sounds awfully familiar)

So many comments, I was shaving and brushing my teeth.

You have bigger problems, Cossack. Your under attack from the largest nation in the world.

Obliterate the Jews!

Keep fighting gay retards

MARCH ON KRAKOW AND PUT THIS SWINE IN HIS PLACE

Push Spaniards out of Italy, spill to kick them out of France and Corsica

Destroy orange> attack Magyar> use the star points to catch nizhny

user PLEASE MAKE ITALY GREAT AGAIN

Keep attacking the Italians
such is life, we must do what we can to survive

Defend and retaliate! I laugh as I watch the Eastern Menace bleed his bonus! Let the record show that he has lost two bonuses already!

INCORRECT BONUS, YOU HAVE LOST TWO CITIES!

Any spills into defense

AND CHECK THAT PALI! GOD IS WITH US!

defend, take the oil, potato, then the city to the west in ukraine, spill more penge clay

So, that's about 64 territories lost.

Ho shit nigga, my first 0 I'm gonna party.....hoooo shit my enemy has 0 too, I should've understood that it was too much luck for me

OP, please make sure to correct the bonus for Penge, he has have failed to update his bonus to reflect the loss of his cities.

Take Bern Lyon, then expand East towards the Wheat, spill to fill france

corrected bonus, but the magyar will perish

I can't wait for this shitskin to get taken out.
Nice job killing off the guy that just joined though.

your bonus is 16

And your friend will be on the brink of death. See with a +42 bonus. After him, you will face destruction. You will have created a border with the Knights by attacking me! Shalom!

Sweet d.ubs spill to take paris

I will be finished attacking you, you should take the lime green land to my south in balkans and use it to help Malta, i hope you can forgive me, but i need the points and alls fair in love and war

you are a traitor, "knight" of malta, repent and battle the kikes with me!

This may be true, but your lands, are not Icelandic lands. That means your people will suffer twice over, from my own axe and then his. You doom your own people to save you? For shame, for shame.

what? i just want all you land...what seems to be the probem? now seemed like a good time to take it

I formally ask the Knights of Malta and their friends to join us in an alliance.

Penge is in fear after losing 50T+? There may be more where that came from...

Your ally quivers in his boots!

all set then

Typical Jew, hiring someone else to fight for them.

UPDATE

Can I gives all my land and cities to penge except Finland Estonia and Latvia?

Keep pushing back the Jew!

no ceding

Defend and retaliate!

Destroy Magyar> use the 3 star points to conquer nizhny

I wish I could but I have no way of accessing the battleground
Kick Spain out and reclaim
Italy
Kill them in merseulles too. Spill to reinforce Italy

Bonus fix

You shall be an ally in spirit!

Starting as brown in that Nubian city

/!\Avoid fortification. Take paris, wheat and Callais, avoid the fortifications to take brussels, spill to fortify amsterdam and north, try to leave west coast open

take the city from penge, spill for his oil and if enough sail from Crimea and take odessa

pali

kill italy

Attack krakow and move south killing jews going around fortified zones

Absolutely amazing! Prepare for destruction, Penge! It would be wise for Iceland to do the same!

check the dubz 00's kill the magyar

fixing bonus

Nice dubs, bro just try to resist, I can handle Magyar with the help of iceland

shutup fool, if your sugar daddy takes me down down think i wont take you with me, and my allies will avenge me!

Eternally here, bros.

You decided to join an alliance that threatened me, and you were sure you would escape without damage! You are in a worse situation than I am! Your bonus is still a lie!

Asking OP to adjust Penge's bonus to reflect lost resources

> +20
From where nigger?

See this→

trying to overconflate my errors of judgement to make me seem weak, you really are a typical jew, prepare for the blade

And lithuania

If anything, I have yet to express just how massive of a mistake it was! You could have been expanding right now, but you exposed yourself by attacking me, and it will be your ruin!

go and suck your daddies dick boy and stop crying, your cities will belong to me and my allies

In one last attempt to get you to join the right side of history, I ask that you remember the campaign I undertook against the Red Templars at your request.

Yours will belong to the mighty Knights before that happens!

You're a cad, a coward and you stand there, caitiff, whilst I tautology. History might be written by the victors, but legend is assailed by the brave!

Pink
Cyprus Island Resort
Cyprus

you will really stoop low, your the jews obediant doggy arnt you

Brave, brave! This man speaks of the brave? The brave? Those who were so cowardly as to attack one nation who had shown them no aggression with a three nation army? What bravery you must laud! If that is bravery, then the sky is dun and the grass is red!

>implying im not benefiting more than anyone in this arrangement

Nigga, I want a reservation in the best hotel and beach (and bitches), I can pay for all of it, just don't put me near roches, since the invasion Cyprus never went the same, I don't like those kind of insects

I need to go to sleep now homies
Nice game we had even though it was kind of gay

go fetch your bone and stay out of the politics, doggy

you have conspired against other nations of this world, i have watched you, i am not the first

who won OP?

GG, had a lot of fun with the banter.

Though was it not the muse, White Stripes, who once uttered: "A seven nation army couldn't hold me back." Are you saying you are less than your fellows? Forsooth, methinks the Jew protests too much.

That's fine OP, we all know the outcome, the Triumvirate of The North would be triumphant! Alliteration at its best.

REEE
Retake Italy. Kill all Spaniards

thank you OP, great game, my roll is to take wheat and brussels if someone takes over, spill to london

good game, boys i enjoyed my first time rolling the dice

Good game, lads.

No one, this game was shit, it should not have that shit of filling un -useful land.
What he did only applies to this PIC related

>+50
think its clear who won this game

Whatever you say about the Troubadour's melody cannot be held to account, for it is but a myth. You deflect, though, my accusations of your faulty perception of bravery! Bravery did not exist in the hearts of the Gay, the Pengians, or the Germanics, it existed in the hearts of the Maltese!

GG.
Games tomorrow?

i like the gap penalties though, makes the game interesting and prevents bonus hording. i had to work for my bonus

yeah around 7-730

you went under the radar in africa for a while, but your section of the map had alot of bonus points, i did think there was alot of un nessasary tiles though

>Troubadour
Well, I'm off to bed, I have a lecture in the morning which I'll now be late for.

I can never play anymore because of work, feels good to not be NEET tho, anyways good games guys

glad i got to feel it again, I would normally take over as OP but im so tired

Pm I assume?

hey guys, Romulus here. Sorry I had to ditch the last game, but gf came over and Sex>Risk.

Any new games going?

°|° anyone here?

A

Palis/dubs?

P/d

1 in 4

ye

1 dubs in 4 + straights
I'm making an experiment

Dubs

Map

New map

New new map

I