BREAKING Deutsche Bank Charged By Italy For Market Manipulation, Creating False Accounts
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Do the markets open this Monday? I think somone said that it is a holiday of sorts.
so it begins...
......someone on /biz/ said that this would happen
fake and gay
I'll believe it when I see it on CNN
Unironic protip:
All banks do this. When they become insolvent, over leveraged, or stock prices drop, they come out with these scandals.
Wells fargo, Fannie Mae, Goldman Sachs, etc have all been found doing the same thing.
The only thing to pay attention to is whether it's a bail in, or bail out.
It's over.
lol
Is pic related the start of a happening or just bad timing?
Gotta be bad timing!
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oh yes, very bad timing indeed.
yes its the start of the happening, a german on here during the last stock thread screamed he couldnt access his online bank account
at midnight pst time they open so about 8 hours away if im correct
Merkel is sort of a cunt, but I have to say that she's not afraid to wield her power when it comes to refusing bailouts, which is a good thing imo.
Unfortunately, this led to the refugee crisis because I think she felt bad about fucking Greece in the ass multiple times and wanted to seem like a sort of humanitarian savior to the rest of the EU.
Not entirely sure what comes after this incident though
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Whither they have been hacked/ddosed on their machines in bad timing I dunno. The cash machines would not run out first or you get a run on the outlets!
>mfw europe flies into Ragnarok on the back of a dying bank
FUCK
rest in peace DB.
>bankrunstopped.jpg
youtube.com
see this video its really over
>zerohedge.com
ok...
Thats from February are you retarded
German trading is closed but the US markets could do DB some damage before it opens on Tuesday.
oh shit I didn't even notice
OP is and will always be a fag
Forgot links.
money.cnn.com
Account holders unable to sue over fraudulent accounts (legal identity theft)
chicagotribune.com
China making a literal fake goldman sachs.
nypost.com
I think monday is a bank holiday in germany though im not sure
Holy shit, groundhog user was legit.
No. Fucking. Way.
Our dates are the right way around in the U.K. You faggot
Friendly reminder if there is no official announcement by Monday that the DB fine has been considerably cut, expect a manic day when the Germany markets open again on Tuesday.
Kek
>Using the month first
Wait the markets dont open tomorrow?
The conditions are ripe, the time is now, put aside petty flag rivalries and let's join hands in celebrations of the impending ultimate happening
Praise Kek
German trading is closed for a national bank holiday.
literally who?
>Deutsche Bank shitting the bed
>India and Pakistan about to go at it
>Wikileaks about to drop some knowledge
>Hiroshimoot about to fuck up Cred Forums
It's Happening isn't it?
Trade war
EU pushing for taxes vs Google/jewbook/amazon/apple = Deutsche Bank sued in US court for absurd amounts of money
EU refusing to 'bail out' italian banks (=give free money to mafia) = Deutsche Bank charged by italian mob in court
If DB implodes the german economy will implode, i.e. your euro shekels will end up buying you jack shit
Best thing that could happen at this point desu
>Not knowing how Europoors work.
Bro do you even browse these boards? Fuck I talk to so many russian shit posters I'm learning russian on here.
Goodbye global economy.
Probably not.
>Deutsche Bank Said Poised to Advance on 1,000 Planned Job Cuts
Now they are starting to fire everyone!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sorry it's an American thing.
American coal miners used to go down into the mines in West Virginia for months at a time searching for coal (which we shipped over for your industrial revolution thank you very much) and would easily lose track of the month due to not seeing the light of day for so long and also deep mining gas asphyxiation thus we started using the MM/DD/YYYY format.
today is monday in germany right now, they open in 8 hours
If Germany goes broke, who will pay for everyone's gibs?
they won't though
>tfw current political affairs can be perfectly described using memes
>7
downdetector.com
ebt is reported to have problems with some people of there money being taken out of there accounts, may be relevant or not relevant but i just have to make sure this is crashing into our system and government banking agencies, which if they crash we will fall instantly.
>who will pay for everyone's gibs?
That is the fun part. No one can or will.
Europe always fucks everything up, and then cries for America to fix it all.
That story doesn't make sense. But I'm interested so fucking fix it
We will
This
what do you mean they wont, its the day after today it will be tuesday by the time it hits midnight here.
>King bongo will be out of office by the time gibs comes to America.
>Trump is POTUS, tells Euro's fuck off we're full
holy shit its fucking over
> some people reported not able to access atm cash or bank accounts
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Markets are closed on Monday, it is a bank holiday. Merkel won't bail them out, unless it threatens the euro entirely. Italians now trying to get their money before they go bust and lose everything.
Tuesday 8am GMT+1 is going to be a shit show boys.
markets won't open on monday as there is some sort of a holiday, german banks won't work on monday either
ZAHLEN DEBTEN
see its already blowing up brit bro
Markets have a tendency to (((shut down))) all trading if there is a significant drop
Not even meming, the U.S. has done it at least once before
The italians are getting their money whilst there's still hope. DB will go under soon.
Shame you guys left the EU when u did
>Are Nige
ABANDON SHIP!
no, it's just a holiday so markets wont open
but you are right, markets do get shut down if losses become too much to prevent massive panic selling, china did this in the summer of 2015
either post the screen cap/info on what he said OR fuck off
>china did this in the summer of 2015
this too
>tfw watched it collapse live at work
UK, if we're unlucky. The EU like to do that to us.
"Oh UK you will never have to pay for any euro bailouts, but uhh.... yeah... Ireland needs one, and we expect it. Now".
The EU project may be about to explode and die.
And after that, what?
Post you're face when Brexit may have caused the collapse of one of the worlds biggest banks
COMFY THREADS CONFIRMED NEXT WEEK
>The EU project may be about to explode and die.
>may
cnbc.com
Even EU sugar daddy admits it
keep dreaming nigel, you are not that important
DB will collapse regardless if you left or not
>American """Education"""
every
fucking
time
Brexit sped it up, but the collapse was ultimately due to the greed of the bankers. Isn't it that they put too much into derivatives that caused them (the bank) to burn out?
ahahahahahhhahahahah
City of London contains the largest banks in the world iirc
Merkel is facing complete and utter fuckdom.
She has two options: create extreme austerity and make all euro countries accept hardcore austerity again
Break her own rules and give aid to DB. If she does option 1 and let DB die, she will ruin the German economy and plunge their healthy surplus in to major deficit. She'll also make many other countries MAD at her.
If she takes option 2, the euro will collapse, because all the countries will become enraged she has one rule for them and another for her country. If euro collapses, she's fucked.
>keep dreaming nigel, you are not that important
Britain has always been the light of the world. Even now, America, my own country, is only worth a shit because it was born of Britain.
Hope Melted Face gets in a shitload of trouble.
so?
world financial collapse
Bulgaria, we understand you don't understand how important countries work, being a useless shithole n all, but having all the major world banks being based in your capital means major political votes tend to affect things.
>world financial collapse
Either way I hope this causes her to resign as chancellor.
>GSIBs
>anogram of GIBS
>banks
topkek
it didn't cause it
it's happening
yes I'm sure if you voted remain DB's problems would have disappeared
get your head out of your ass
The Euro going down just in time for Winterchan
So I guess either option is the same
Will this affect other countries?
Sorry t. economic illiterate
Yes, but how do the scandals relate to the bail? Is it to distract the public? Does the style of scandal denote if it's in or out?
>EU banks go to shit
>Shitskins don't get their welfare
I hope you eurobros are beefing up your home security.
>the anguished man
Spoopy tbqh famo
I hope it's Happening. Italy is the long fuse to the German bomb
It's federal election year in Germany next year+regional elections noq. Bailing out would have meant not just a death sentence to her own career but a breakdown of her party.
wtf i hate germany now
it's in all the news m8
stale meme
>EUROPEAN BANKS
Why can't the EU into economy?
>Will this affect other countries?
The question you always have to ask in european politics is this:
Will it fuck over Germany?
If it will fuck over Germany, will it fuck over France?
If the answer is yes to the above two, you've gotta be hoping seriously fucking hard that the third question isn't a yes:
Will it fuck up the UK?
If DB goes under, France & Germany are economically fucked. If those two go under, we may be able to hold on. If we aren't, goodbye to the global economy.
In short, yes. All eurozone countries would crumble economically. If the UK can hold on (looking increasingly unlikely), then no, global financial shitshow, especially because of the chinese rate slowdown.
Buckle in my lad.
>Shitskins don't get their welfare
Implying keeping the shitskins happy isn't a more important priority that the average Hans. Cutting that welfare is gonna be the last thing they are gonna cut because they know what the consequences will be.
Britain will hold on. They'll rush Turkey in to 'save' the EU and prolong the collapse.
they killed all their jews
>does irreparable harm to whole of Europe by letting in shitskins (the problems they bring will never go away unless the shitskins are physically removed
>crashes the economy of several EU nations
>crashed the economy of her own nation then drags down entire EU
Can anyone tell me why in the holy fuck would you ever elect a woman to a leadership position?
reminder that October 3rd is a national holiday in Germany
I think this has some relevance
turkey is a poor country they can't just join and start bailing banks out lol
are you retarded?
no it isn't
maybe this is the jews trying to save europe. if the european economy collapses, their governments will cut all the entitlements and the """"refugees"""" will go home.
We have mummy May who's pretty good.
Who knows? Her economic policy so far has been really very good for Germany: fuck over all the Eastern block countries, tempt them in with nice gibsmedat EU funding and then gets German construction companies to build all their buildings.
They've run huge surpluses. Germany is pretty much the only country in Europe to have the ability to do what she did with the rapefugees.
>german engineering
Socialism.
Public holidays when there is no trading is how the likes get their shekels out.
Then the free fall starts.
turkey has a trash tier rating, I doubt this would do anything at all
Turkey are joining m8. And they're planning it already,.
DB is bigger than Lehman Brothers.
You stupid fat fuck. lol.
lol k
Because 28 different countries half of which are basically third world cannot balance one single budget that will satisfy all.
germany is a fucking mess
who are the retards who designed this?
must've been the same retards who started DB
So is everyone going to take their money out tomorrow (Monday bank holiday) while they can?
BACKSTABING CUNTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sounds like a win-win desu.
So many retarded Yanks here lately. They're approaching leaf status.
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they should
The bank holiday in germany won't stop a selling frenzy on DB:US tomorrow.
What if will mean is the bank could be on it's deathbed before German's can go into their bank and withdraw large sums of money
If deutsche really wants to fuck people over they could also put a stop on all fund transfers monday.
It's a two day happening
Then will come the riots and the stringing up of rapefugees. October's gonna be even better than september :^)
oh sorry nogunz ;^)
its a meme, turkey could never buy DB lol..
>The suggestion by one of Erdogan’s advisors that Turkey might buy Deutsche Bank shares should be read as more of a speculative rather than a serious suggestion. Neither a consortium of Turkish public banks nor a potential Turkish sovereign wealth fund would have this kind of spare capital, and if they do, the government has more pressing domestic concerns
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>Leaf status
You never go full leaf.
>trusting Italy
you never learn
>The bank holiday in germany won't stop a selling frenzy on DB:US tomorrow.
This is true. And the tracking stocks in the US markets are far more illiquid. Now it looks as if the rumoured fine cut was unsubstantiated, it could prompt a lot of selling on Monday.
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I agree
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That's just a copypasta from a random blog post. I'm speculating for now, but it's one of the ways I see this going. We'll see.
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pls be fake
this looks like India or Brazil or some shit
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>turkey
>not the emirates
"let's all thank our islamic overlords"
-Merkel in 2 weeks
>literally the worst you have against us
Ajahah are you for real mane
lmao patty was drunk when he designed this
why does eu always copy america.. we just had our whole wells fargo thing.. Corruption in banking is boooooooooring
post some shitty futuristic stuff m8
because of retards who design this
That's actually one of the nicer parts of detroit now
Where the well to do apes fling shit at each other
Didn't Berlin make it clear there would be no bail out which pretty much means bail in?
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would patty have survived the famine if he had this?
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Thats architecture and those churches are older than your country burger.
>Church of Suurhusen
The church is not leaning due to incompetent construction. It was perfectly stable until some asshole drained the marshes surrounding the church in the 1800's.
You have to understand how these churches and other buildings were built during this timeframe. Often large tree trunks were driven into the soft soil to provide a strong foundation to build upon, such as this church was. The high water table in these areas actually prevents those tree trunk foundations front deteriorating, even over many hundreds of years. However.... if the water is drained out, as it was in this case....... well....... the wood rots.
That is what happened to this church. When the turdburglars drained the marshes, and thus the water, they removed what was preventing the foundation front rotting. Eventually the timbers rotted and could no longer support the weight of the structure, leading to it sinking.
Very sad.
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older than your country too Mr. Austro rape baby
>not having an EPA
>having so many pakis that you need to live in a boat offshore just to survive
Aaand the thread got slid by pics of bad terrain.
Yes it's a holiday, no happening tonight unfortunately
older than your country too Mr. Austro rape baby
>not having an EPA
>having so many pakis that you need to live in a boat offshore just to survivex
SHORT IT
sorry lads g2g wash my clothes by hand in a blue Tupperware container in the basement like a real American
I'll probably grill afterwards so don't wait up for me
stay mad Europoors
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The Jews that run your banks in the City of London were responsible for that
Britain loses again.
Later
>Tuesday 8am GMT+1 is going to be a shit show boys.
I can't wait until nothing happens as usual
>rustled
fuck off cunt
you forced us into a recession
you forced us to take shitskins
eat shit and die
Bin that knife Muhammed.
Some guy kept claiming he was stuck replaying 2016 over and over, and he said towards the end of the year there's going to be a run on banks prevented by a "banking virus."
He predicted the anti-Russian propaganda by hillary as well.
Most likely just a knowledgeable guy, but still. Kinda spooky.
I imagine politics has a lot to do with it.
Doing something we don't like? Dirty laundry time.
Sorry, looking through the archive right now, but I remember that thread.
Good info here goys.
john titor. This is the will of steins gate.
You never know with those sneaky krauts when it comes to banks...
He was posting under the name Groundhog user but I can't find anything on him.
I was in the thread, I remember reading it but I'm not finding shit.
>German quality
US started litigation war against Volkswagen.
EU retaliated with Apple.
Now US went full retard and went after a system critical Bank.
thanks obama
What's CNN?
Wow, you seem really knowledgeable about predatory investment banks and geopolitics. Fixing the system seems like a real struggle for Germany.
Hey! You should write a book about it called, "My Struggle" and detail how to fix the economy!
They SHUT IT DOWN!!!
THE GOYIM KNOW!!
>put too much into derivatives
The only lesson bankers learned from the first financial collapse was that they were almost guaranteed to get away with it : no jailtime AND taxpayer bailouts, literally a risk-free proposition from their POV. It's hardly surprising that they carried on doing exactly the same jewish casino bullshit that caused it, including heavy use of credit default swaps and other derivatives, which serve no apparent purpose other than disguising bad debt as good.
This will continue until such time as a significant number of them are in jail or dancing in the air below the nearest lamppost.
Found it. He's tricky because he doesn't start threads, just shows up in weird /x/ Cred Forums threads.
archive.4plebs.org
Seriously fucking spooky.
"Nope.
Economic crisis due to DB derivatives exposure and new CDO's based on rental companies with no tenants owned by foreigners across the globe.
Then, before a run on the banks happen, there's a "banking virus" that stops you from withdrawing money.
National emergency is declared, and Obama stays in office."
Why do I get the feeling the UK is going to Vassalize the EU by paying for everything once the immigrants and germany in general sink us.
I...I don't wanna be part of Birtains dominion.
I don't want it to be happening any more. I'm tired. I either want it to stop happening or fast forward to where it's happened already.
There's no fucking way. This is fucking bananas. I have goosebumps. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
I'd totally get my shit out if I was a eurofag
Hello nigger tier financial understanding doomer zerohedge reader. On thurday night you trolled and shitposted this non stop.
DBK went up 15% on Friday.
Explain please.
Can someone please tell me this is bullshit?
I'm freaking out here reading through that archive.
This shit doesn't exist. There's no fucking way.
That was because of the military coup in Dresden..........this is nigger tier understanding of banking and stocks and zerohedge russkie cock loving thread
Great depression 2.0
1st that was not even me i only post shit thats about to happen and warn everyone i warned everyone since one month ago posing as a jew so everyone would listen to me so im not this
"Hello nigger tier financial understanding doomer zerohedge reader"
2nd they used there own money to bump up the bank it was propped fakely so it would gain economic growth it grew nothing it went to 9.85 euros and some how fucking went up to 16 percent now at 6 percent and 11 euros
so basically you know nothing
Its bullshit of the lowest order
Great Shitposting 2.0
looks pretty fucking cool
>"Hello nigger tier financial understanding doomer zerohedge reader"
Yup that's you. Have you got your bug out bag and emergency dildo ready?
The ride never ends
Don't worry, the Dutch seem alright.
However, if you live in Berlin, don't go to school tomorrow
Please let it happen.
What the hell happened last week? it actually went up.
why are you so mean Italy
>However, if you live in Berlin, don't go to school tomorrow
Why is nigel farage cruising for kids with a pocket full of putins money again?
I would have thought his fsb wife could arrange him some orphanage kids again.
The next lehman brothers.
Dead cat bounce you damned nigger
Itsa the biga meaty balls
because it was propped up by the bank they knew it was going to collapse they panicked, and faked economic growth avoiding the will of the people they decided hey, why dont we avoid all of this and continue this lie. They say bank employee rats and other rats are withdrawing money and jumping off the ship according to reports.
Look it's the worlds worst financial advisor and his brain has gone critical mass on shitty silver coins.
Michelle Obama @ 9:03: "I'm gonna be back, 2017"
Could go to five and would make no difference. 10 bill of ECB is fuck all and problem solved. They are doing 65 billion in qe a month.
>Explain please.
It jumped up based on a rumour that DB have reached an agreement with the Yank Department of Justice to lower the amount they have t opay.
Fun fact: the rumour was 100% fake
Get ready for a continued freefall on Monday.
So when are we doing the first asian transexual president when you have done the first nigger, first woman, first woman nigger?
Or is the order changeable at this point?
Kek
you mean tuesday
*yeah, Tuseday, forgot about the holiday
Meh, the DOJ has settled for less than 50% on all its banking fines so far.
Even then it is a reserve issue and ten bill from the ecb makes the problem go away.
Why was ten the magic number again?
O that's right it was BULLSHIT.
It never made any sense economically to have such a tight level of financial integration and a single currency (mostly) across so many totally different countries. It was done out of political ideology, the idea being that it would transform the EU into a United States of Europe, or more accurately the EUSSR. Meanwhile in reality, it turns out that such unions can only work if their citizens have some degree of racial homogeneity and shared values. Without them, you get a dysfunctional corrupt shitshow that rapidly collapses under the weight of terrorists, rapefugees and its own hubris.
But...what the fuck man. Look at the times.
>Even then it is a reserve issue and ten bill from the ecb makes the problem go away.
Just kicking the can further towards and even larger disaster.
Why db has book value three-four times capitalization.
I think you read a lot of doomer shit but actually understand very little
Not DB, but it's just crazy how no one is questioning why the Fed hasn't increased interest rates in almost a year, even after being told the economy is doing great.
Happening will not happen.
I've got a time machine.
Retro porn. Desu.
>No.80700708
Groundhog's post no. has dubs, 007 and is a palindrome!
because its fucked and they want it too collapse, who knows what the fuck they want, one world currency, nuclear war, anything who knows its monstrous and treason
truth.
the only problem is it is boring
Hold me, pasta nigger.
His archive says your banks go under too.
>she felt bad about fucking Greece
>in the ass multiple times
If anything she feels it is the Juncker way of life
>pic related
Zero fucking hedge
Yes. After all internet time travelers are never wrong. Also unless you are female get off me.
literally not an argument ireland seriously why are you and italy pissing up my thread, its probably one of the best threads on here because its the truth.
Reading through his posts honestly makes me feel bad for him.
He talks about not being able to see his daughter grow up.
thats a potato nigger you dolt
Its a lot of doomer toss from a Kremlin run site that had had a hard on for DB ever since DB fucked the russies money laundering.
Pill the fuck up. DB is full of shitstains on cocke like every other bank but it is actually liquid and priced in.
BTW I made a few grand shorting it earlier in the year and have been following it forever but please belief the lie if it helps you apocalypse fantasy along. After all you won't wake up depressed and worthless will you?
Potato potahto.
Starchy food+nigger.
euro markets will be open in another 4.5 hours
>thats a potato nigger you dolt
Well spotted burgernigger
And low I saw a white horse and its rider was called burger and be brought fries
> doesnt look up any news sources
> says im a doom monger
are you a dbk employee or some shit is this why your defending it, because if you look up dbk bank collapse you see red flares everywhere, do your damn research before you make an argument and call me something.
OK lets have fun.
What have you all got in your bug out bags for when db stock drops 1.74%/
The sky will fall because something something derivatives something....bonds...something zerohedge...something....bug out...something dildo.
Lippy cunt for someone with a nigger tier grasp of what is up with DB based on something something zero hedge...something
you are so damn mad lol, you dont know shit dummy they have a debt of 60 trillion dollars because of failures and shady deals, they cant bail it out noone can its over stop complaining and defending it.
I'll be sure to buy the dip.
Zeroedge is not a news source. Sorry. Neither is sputnik or rt or glp or any of the other kremlin psyop cock you gobble..
Pill yourself up
>EU refusing to 'bail out' italian banks (=give free money to mafia) = Deutsche Bank charged by italian mob in court
lmao kraut damage control is getting more and more ridiculous
Hey fatass! Quit picking on my Irish waifu.
Nah. Too volatile now and the time is gone for shorting. It will rattle around unpredictably.
The shit about derivatives from muh silver people who don't know how they work is fucking hilarious though.
>you are so damn mad lol, you dont know shit dummy they have a debt of 60 trillion dollars because of failures and shady deals, they cant bail it out noone can its over stop complaining and defending it.
Do you know how derivatives work?
Answer honestly.
Clue. They are not debt.
A recession is guaranteed, all that's left is to see how bad it will be.
Why are Germans so corrupt?
i said debt not derivatives
PAY DENBTS
LOL
You are so tarded you think DB has 60 trillion worth of DEBT
You have such a nigger tier comprehension you have drifted into crack whore pimp level of stupid.
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Tell me. Do you buy little silver coins because apocalypse?
Go on. Its safe here. You are user. Confess your stupid rating.
Not that jewbellee shit again.
i am mistaken, you still have no reason to chimp up my thread.
no i do not, i think its a meme
Hope you Krauts stocked up on provisions like the government warned you to.
i call BS
DOJ sued every bank involved in the 08 collapse, including American ones. Krauts need to get a fuckin grip and own up to their Jewing.
>no i do not, i think its a meme
Congradulations.
You are not at pakki tier instead of nigger tier.
the vast majority of derivatives cancel each other out, most within the same day. Zerhohedge has been yanking your chains.
Now DB is a nest of idiots, entirely true but it won't go anywahere. Maybe drift to five -15 range.
No contagion. No collapse. No apocalypse.
surely ALL the giftgassers cant be sleeping on a holiday sunday. where the fuck are all the germans? theres only been like 3 posting here
We already know it'll be worse than 1929. How much worse than that, though, I guess that's still up in the air.
Not gonna lie, I would hate that.
2016 has been a sub par year.
Pretty much and settled for less than 50% of initial demand in all cases. Even i they went after the full 14 it would not matter a shit. The ECB would 'lend' (not bail out) DB cash to add to its reserves and the show rolls on.
Given that the ECB throws away 65 billion in QE a month this would be a fart in the breeze.
Yes. But not because of this and not yet.
That happens when the oil price recovers.
theres been no confirmation of a resettled amount owed to DOJ, tard
Less than a billion, something like 400 million.
Chump change.
>inb4 Germanistan government used citizen's sheckels to fund the refugee programs.
Tell me what you know about the previous DOJ fines genius?
Please.
It's expected. Every other bank paid $4-5 billion except for BoA.
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tell me how having to bay 4 to 5b solves DB's current exposures and lack of liquidity
"Investors have been expecting a settlement far below the government’s proposal, and it has been typical in past mortgage-settlement cases for the government to open with a high bid and ultimately agree to far less. It is also not clear how much actual cash Deutsche Bank would have to shell out. Other settlements have involved promises to aid consumers, and Deutsche Bank’s is expected to as well."
wsj.com
They dont have liquidity problems becase the ECB is a reserve bank that does not have to bail them out just lend them a few billion to set on account to bolster reserves.
You're not listening are you.
Bingo.
so the plan is for merkel to deny state aid and let the ECB bail it out while its bonds go down poo in the loo?
>to do what she did with the rapefugee
This is like getting shot during a nuclear war and assuming you have nothing to worry about because you took your iodine and are completely safe from any radiological harm.
Yup. Thought the price in its cocos will swing up rapidly when this stabilizes. Big risk and big reward. A lot of jews will be buying them, hedging them and printing money off this. You and I can't cos we are not in the billions of capital club.
You guys realize that when the bubble truly breaks we will truly and finally see the pendulum swing back to the right in Europe and America. My only fear is of the absolutely unavoidable truth of human condition that it will swing too far and have to go back the other direction at some point.
Well the great depression caused a disastrous swing to the left in the US.
Explain?
since you live in a potato tax haven do i have to defer to your financial expertise?
>This will continue until such time as a significant number of them are in jail or dancing in the air below the nearest lamppost.
We have the same problem in our military-industrial complex; no one is going to get blacklisted over the F-35 debacle, so we can't expect any improvement.
Hey kids, can I interest you in some high quality National Socialism?
It was caused by the right. This is caused by left.
ill take 1 national socialism please. just a sample, to see if i like it.
So? The entire modern banking system is a giant confidence game run by the biggest scam artists the world has ever seen. Every one of these banks is beyond broke & insolvent, and the only thing preventing the a system crash collapse is the fact that no one actually calls the Rothschilds and the Council of 300 out on it. Actually, strike that, when someone tries to do something about it the Warburg's war machine grinds into action to utterly eradicate the offending nation.
>since you live in a potato tax haven do i have to defer to your financial expertise?
Nope. I'm always of the opinion that truth shows though. Irelands GDP was up 26% because of a low corporate tax rate. Trump is right. The USA is killing itself with 35% corporate tax.
How many doomer scams do you want to invest your life in?
How delightful
All economics is a confidence scam. See small pieces of paper and silvertards.
It's the way of the world.
Imagine the bronze bubble when the Iron age kicked in.
Such as is always the case when the left gets bought out by the establishment and offers nothing but empty rhetoric and feel good bullshit.
same thing has happened before.
sane countries kept their own primary currency.
It is an interesting meme, a subversion of the teowaki zombie meme.
Problem
Middle of WW2 global economy kept functioning
Hight of cold war. Word trade kept happening.
1916 world trade kept on going
No global economic collapse in your lifetimes anons. Sorry. Not until the oil is gone.
Are we crashing this economy?
Do you think it is connected to the recent mysterious suicides of some bankers?
>So I guess either option is the same
>Will this affect other countries?
>Sorry t. economic illiterate
Literally nothing will happen except some articles in the business press and some over anxious twats on SSRIs buying new magnesium fire-starters and 'tactical torches'.
>Do you think it is connected to the recent mysterious suicides of some bankers?
No. See the suicide rate in the medial, agricultural sectors and or middle aged me. Let alone morally bankrupt middle aged coke addicts who have wasted their lives working in banking.
So if a bank misbehaves, they are destabilized? That's actually quite frightening.
>If you have oil you are safe from the collapse
>What is Venezuela
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No but russian psyops is wishing it were. It has been for a long time. It does not realize that panicking retards in tin foil hats who have two silver coins and a cat in savings does not a fuck matter. A bit like trying to get a collection of physically decrepit autistic basement dwellers to start a race war in the US will not cause the US to explode into civil war because must of them last had a fight in a school yard when they were ten.
Don't worry. They orchestrate the black pathers too and open borders. It is equal opportunity subversion.
>stringing up of rapefugees
lmfao the german people would bend over and let the refugees burn down germany
this is all planned. the eu is collapsing itself so that a caliphate can just rebuild over the ruins, thats how cucked they are.
every single time you faggots scream its happening it doesnt happen so
IT IS *NOT* HAPPENING, I REPEAT, IT IS ___NOT___ HAPPENING, go sleep
Please note that this is a packers fan.
>>What is Venezuela
A third world country through mismanagement and choosing the russian sphere of influence.
Like buying a lada a bad consumer choice.
holy fuck Michelle is fucking huge for a i chick /i
I was there. I never understood these weird towers in Bologna
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so where did these immigrants come from?
Who's running the right in Europe and the open borders/multicultural leftists?
Light bulb on yet for the ultimate pill?
the middle east?
the muslim brotherhood?
was donald trump funding it all and thats why he cant release his tax returns past '95?
NO!
NEXT TIME WITHOUT ITALY
Who runs the muslim brotherhood?
Who started it and why?
Who trained Carlos and why?
We're taking all their women either way.