TRUMP GENERAL - ABSOLUTE MADMAN EDITION

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EVENT SCHEDULE
donaldjtrump.com/schedule/

NEW
>Trump Rally in Manheim PA 10/1/16
youtu.be/0qV_lJX76bg
>AD: Do you really need to ask?
youtu.be/jI7ke3a7wOM
>Trump Rally in Novi MI 9/30/16
youtu.be/uBIj1x-OZb0

EVENTS
>Trump at Gerald Ford Museum Grand Rapids MI 9/30/16
bit ly /2d28CBo (interview)
youtu.be/9Exk5OradzE
>Trump Rally in Bedford NH 9/29/16
youtu.be/-x8x_meVshw
>Pence Rally York, PA 9/29/16
youtu.be/O-1Q-sui6BY
>Trump Rally in Waukesha WI 9/28/16
youtu.be/55w7B8rq-3Y
>Trump Rally in Council Bluffs IA 9/28/16
youtu.be/LLzRqUCB6Ss
>Trump meets Pol American Cong Chicago IL 9/28/16
youtu.be/bmZB-1jvDRw
>Pence Rally in Leetonia OH 9/28/16
youtu.be/tTctFW15iqs
>Trump Rally in Melbourne FL 9/27/16
youtu.be/TRAm6vPYuMM
>Trump TH at Miami Dade College FL 9/27/16
youtu.be/zw7u7mcdEhs

INTERVIEWS
>Trump deposition in Old Post Office case 6/16/16 (released 9/30/16)
youtu.be/PRpj2nvQkhs (1/2)
youtu.be/i-KeJ3e8smU (2/2)
>Trump on CNN 9/29/16
youtu.be/8qCDvJrrZbo
>Trump on ORLY 9/28/16
youtu.be/l9zuEhcQsoo
>Trump on F&F 9/27/16
youtu.be/m2hW3ZEUQIU

INSPIRATION
>The Lion
youtu.be/Lu4VUsaxs6E
>Trump Ad: Movement
youtu.be/VZJ868DHrwk
>Deplorables Unite
youtu.be/lDUwXFvTJfA
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
youtu.be/RCUZ8w4Du2U
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
pastebin.com/XuJpPFni
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=BZ30oz7FlXw
nytimes.com/1995/10/25/nyregion/crowning-the-comeback-king.html
youtube.com/watch?v=qPOvePioFF0
archive.fo/nc7oe
archive.is/SUnn6
youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5rQ6pp26k
drudgereport.com/
breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/10/02/george-w-bushs-daughter-takes-picture-huma-abedin-clinton-fundraiser-paris/
youtube.com/watch?v=qEIUJtdUtm0
periscope.tv/MartinShkreli/1BdGYNEDMaLJX?t=5
reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-trump-bankruptcies-insig-idUSKCN0ZX0GP
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

1st for nothing

Hi guys. I'm the guy who was spamming about the Trump rally in Vancouver, WA. Just got back. There were about 200(? bad at estimating) people there - a large portion of which were open carrying. There were ~10 protesters; literally every single one a white female over 50 years old.

The first thing the speakers did was have us go introduce ourselves and shake the hands of the protesters. Everyone was very respectful of them until the speeches really began, then they shoved their way to the front yelling and such. Trump supporters blocked them, and they soon left the rally on their own accord.

There were six speakers, including some dude from infowars (he actually mentioned chemtrails...) anyway, they were awesome. My phone was absolutely shitty and acting up, but I got about four minutes of the middle of one man's speech. I am very sick right now, and was quite shaky, so apologies beforehand for the shitty video quality. I just hope it shows the energy there is in Washington State for Trump.

MAGA
youtube.com/watch?v=BZ30oz7FlXw

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Awoo?

TRUMP WILL WIN

W E W

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Guys, I'm worried that they're gonna Jo Cox someone when Trump pulls ahead, am I being irrational?

What will be the biggest happening this week?

FUGGGG Ohio might go blue bros

JOHN MILLER AT IT AGAIN

>Tfw HUGE sports fan
>Worship LeBron almost as much as Trump
>Love him to death

I-I'm not mad.... Just so disappointed.

Really hoping this doesn't effect the vote at all.

Florida doesn't like LeBron, not sure what this is supposed to accomplish.

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AWOOVEMENT~

Just shows what a brainless, sold-out Google Lebron is.

If you honestly think Hilary isn't paying these people for their support think again.

Kinda strange how she is getting all these... "black" endorsements, her campaign is even more transparent than her vile, manufactured mannerisms.

Is it just me or is there less anti-trump shilling twitter?

Almost everyday there was a new hashtag but not it seems like they've given up

CTR shills on suicide watch over the fact that their Vietnamese digital sweatshop cash is about to end

If that does happen to someone important it might be a call to arms

Ohio confirmed to go blue

sorry pals

>am I being irrational?

No.

Can't prove nuthin'

Miami doesn't like LeBron, not sure what this is supposed to accomplish.

200 people?
Was it in a shoebox?

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racist sports fans not sure what to do right now

>continue being racist piece of shit garbage human being and vote for Trump
>realize that you are in fact, a piece of shit garbage human being, atone and vote for Clinton

hmm yes, very difficult choice...

You're allowed to carry at a presidential rally?

All Hiro has to do is make filesize limits, or just delete the porn boards.

Who the fuck comes to Cred Forums for porn?

God dammit.

everyone makes a big fuss about "him not paying taxes" which is bullshit because it's clearly legal

the problem is the claim that he intentionally ran those casinos into the ground, declared bankruptcy, got out of paying ALL of his loans on the casinos, paying the constructors and contractors, then got out of paying taxes

which is a pretty scumbag thing to do

How many dimensions of minesweeper is he on now?

I guess they're just desperate to maximize the nog vote by getting a big name apehoop guy

Reminder that Trump is winning by 10% more than the current polls show, because the monster vote is 10% of the electorate.

Of course she's paying. Why would LeBron potentially alienate half of his fan base otherwise? He wants people to buy his merch and shit.

False Choice + Strawman

Nice

Why is that?

Concerning Trump's taxes:

nytimes.com/1995/10/25/nyregion/crowning-the-comeback-king.html

He came back, so can our country. NYT stumped.

ACL tear incoming

>ask trump for something
>he says no to your face
>later he gives it to your anonymously

7D chess

when the hot bread falls out of the trumck and hits you

he wasn't there - it was just a local gathering

just a park - like i said, I'm not good at estimating numbers.

Scandinavia is so cucked.

reminder that trump is LITERALLY the antichrist and his grandchildren are part of the zionist elite

W E W

>John Miller is back at it

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>Intentionally running businesses into the ground on the off chance you pull off an improbable recovery and then claim losses later
This is a really dumb theory for anyone who understands the basic tenants of business.

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NEVER NEVER NEVER GIVE UP !

youtube.com/watch?v=qPOvePioFF0

Oh, I see.

ok white brethren

Hes balding. Look at all the shot he puts on his head to cover.

I smell a future victim of KEK's curse

Cred Forums and trump general right now

>what the fuck why can't these niggers help us out and vote for Trump?!
>fucking nogs what did we ever do to them besides slavery?!?

>Endorsing Clinton after the God Emperor gave you his blessing

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too late

he won everything that he could have wished for already

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So king of the nogs, LeBron James endorsed Hillary Clinton.

The God of cleveland just endorsed Hillary

I'm helping.

When you're at the top there's only one way left to go

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I think we meme'd too hard guys.

>apehoop

At this point I'd rather just buy the site.

How much you think Hiro is looking for?

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>ball hogging negro thinks his opinions are relevant

No matter, the only nog that matters effectively endorsed Trump.

about the tax return thing. did trump purposely set up nyt to make him look good and at the same time he can sue them and send the reporter to jail for posting it?

He has implants I'm pretty sure. The technology is really good these days, they transplant healthy folicles from the back of the head to where the hairline is receding and they grow normally. It grows, looks, and feels real, because it is. It's just growing in a different place.

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Especially property and casino business in Atlantic City in the 90s.

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Good to know.

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hey guys i was out this weekend. anything happen?

ClintonDamageControl.nba

I might be petty but this really bothers the shit out of me. flipping an image is the easiest thing in the world.

>Uploaded June 2015
Wow

link?

I want to meet Trump so bad!

>everything

He still has a pair of legs doesn't he?

also, milk.

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/qa/ wants to ban us

Could this really change things?

>Trump keeps ohio lead and florida too.
>lehomo cries

Did it work then? If a dem got clapped I doubt most non-hillshills would give a shit.

Trump's 1995 tax return leaked on Saturday.

And the best part

>he can sue you for everything you own any time he wants now

I do

Oh shit. The curse of Trump is upon him. Sad, I was starting to like him after he wooped Calicucks, oh well...

i miss manafort memes

Nice troll Brevick we know your true thoughts.

That quote is especially relevant.

Funny, all of the adjectives you use in your greentext describe Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Really makes your cerebral cortex tingle...

>When asked if Trump was furious about the coverage of his 1995 tax return, which was obtained by the New York Times, Giuliani said, “No, no. He’s in a good mood and feeling very comfortable.”

archive.fo/nc7oe

...he "leaked" them himself, didn't he? I'm really feeling like he did.

Also, can I get a #MAGA hat on this pic?

h-hass there been a shift in the Trump campaign again?

>mocking Hillarys illness
>saying Hillary should be in prison
>leaking his tax returns

Are we gonna see his final form in the next 30 days?

archive.is/SUnn6

nobody cares about those nerds

OBAMA CARE ON SUCIDE WATCH

LITERALLY

>worship LeBron

kys

Sorry. That was before I started editing them to clean them up.

Of course those fags do.

I KNOW SERIOUSLY

WHY DON'T NIGGERS EVER PULL THEIR WEIGHT?

have fun, my african american friends- have fun with hillary

she's a racist old bitch and you know it

but you just have to get them sweet bennies

can't do it on your own

too stupid

too cowardly wean yourselves off the teet

Naturally. It is unheard of for a wealthy person or corporation to not lower the amount of tax they pay.

this weekend has been wonderful

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They're a bunch of fags.

Pol is a containment board. The last time they deleted us, we shit up the other boards so much that they had to bring us back. We are one of the most popular boards. We're not going anywhere.

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You mean short sighted leftists want to silence any form of opposing wrongthink?
Horror.

Cred Forums is going no where. Its the biggest attraction to Cred Forums.

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>fucking nogs what did we ever do to them besides slavery?!?

Not ship their monkey asses back to Africa when we had the chance.

when is the next debate and the VP debate?

OH SHIT EVERYONE LOOK AT DRUDGE RIGHT NOW

Did the same thing when renting out a property.

Devalue the property and rake in the rent.

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>not Real Nigga Hours Edition

Ya blew it

and a dark era is in the waiting.

>read Roger's twitter
>mfw he's got a salty mouth on him

Not to mention every single fucking cesspool will help shit up 4chin if that happens.

HE'S LISTENING TO TAYLOR SWIFT...
HE'S LISTENING TO TAYLOR SWIFT...
HE'S LISTENING TO TAYLOR SWIFT...

youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5rQ6pp26k
youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5rQ6pp26k
youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5rQ6pp26k
youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5rQ6pp26k

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Let's hope that's what happens, I just hope we don't get Cred Forums Harbor'd again. We cannot be interrupted from our work and memetic magic. We owe it to Donnie. This is the final push. We are so close.

Me too.

Forgot pic

Mortal minds can't comprehend his final form.

kek, you almost had me
But then I remembered that Cred Forums is a board of peace.

vote trump or you get more of this

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Presidential Debate (Town Hall Style) 1 week from today on Sunday 9pm EST

Vice Presidents Debate this Tuesday 9pm EST

ARKANSAS WHERE YOU AT MUH GOOGS?

Has anyone noticed most people refer to Trump by his last name 'Trump', as opposed to most people referring to Clinton by her first name, 'Hillary'? Is this some sort of persuasion? What do you think Dilbertman's take on this would be?

Is Shkreli our guy?

So that's why the shilling has gone down. They are all in /qa/ trying to get us banned.

How do I meet a Trump girl? I live in Wisconsin and fucking everyone here is a lib.

>direct descendant of Nazi blood rooting for the gypsy sympathizer
I think the incest finally took its toll famigliano

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THE DARKEST TIMELINE

SAVE US MOOT

10D grandmaster

Trump Girls Best Girls

they're really losing it

MAGA

plz tell me thats legit. i love taytay

Trump on rump

Hillary will die before the election

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A bombing at the CTR hq orchestrated by Cred Forums

tfw

He was browsing Cred Forums on stream, if he isn't now, he will be soon.

Whats the point of those tattoos while black?

checked

Why is Obama carrying around M&Ms?

He certainly behaves like a Cred Forums libertarian claims he would if he had money and influence.

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WINRAR

That's a bit get.

PRAISE KEK

>I live in Wisconsin and fucking everyone here is a lib.
no we're not. you just live in a shit area

That is so comfy.

>M&M
what did he mean by this?

>Madonna
gag

did you make this pic I forgot

ARKANSAS WHERE YOU AT??????/

great, a head of state that promises to stay up all night so he can send imbecilic messages via twitter like a 13 year old school girl

I miss Jeb! memes. pic related.

stop posting these unwholesome women. this is a christian general.

So how does it feel to support a loser ?

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My go to is /gif/.

How dare you be happy around me

weak b8 m8

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the holiest number

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Proving once again that leftists don't understand business.

OHHHH SHII--

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He gets all the fucking gets. CTR pick it up!

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Beautiful.

Witnessed! Praise KEK!

>dat pussy lip hanging over shorts crease
user STOP

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nope.

>TWO
>FUCKING
>LINES

Top check

to cut his losses, probably no more than US$3M for the entire site and admin

could you really buy the site?

would you have runway for marketing and all the people who will cancel their Cred Forums pass once this story gets out?

drudgereport.com/

MAGA Kek wills it!

Mailanon here. I'm going to be sending the Trump Campaign a 16x20 canvas painting. Give me some ideas of which pics to send them.

breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/10/02/george-w-bushs-daughter-takes-picture-huma-abedin-clinton-fundraiser-paris/

The globalists truly are evil. Bush and Clinton dynasties is what they want.

Is Assange still going through with his leaks?

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Most of the Takagi ones I post I made.

And you're killing Cred Forums for it.

CTR BTFO

Read the article, something yuuuge is going to be announced on wednesday

nice 777

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He hasn't. He uses that powder shit that a lot of blacks do.
youtube.com/watch?v=qEIUJtdUtm0
It runs off when he plays, so he wears that head band.

Kek they'll try to get GOP to merely change it but no. It will be repealed. It will be as if Obama was never president.

Revenge is sweet.

Muh legacy.

Nice

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>w-why aren't people getting mad about the LeBron endorsement
>GUYS DON'T YOU SEE THIS MATTERS A WHOLE LOT
>WHY AREN'T YOU WORRIED AND DEEPLY CONCERNED?!?1
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE

What the fuck.
The man literally cannot talk without chance of death. Why don't he just put it all out online? Fucking hell.

He deserves everything he will get

Cred Forums generates more traffic. But if they deleted Cred Forums the other boards would fill with nazis kek

d... delete this...

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Shit like this makes me glad to be alive

What's wrong with this, exactly?

I tried bondage for the first time

:3

nicely done

There's active CTR in this thread.

Stay woke.

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Did you even read the article?

I think he bought it.

periscope.tv/MartinShkreli/1BdGYNEDMaLJX?t=5

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this

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1995 was the year that Donald Trump sold his soul to KEK. Trump was granted spectacular business success, but in exchange he would need to become the emissary of KEK during the twilight of western civilization. He would need to guide us through the darkest night, safely into the dawn.

Do you have any idea how much dosh you would make if you started selling your homemade kek idols?

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Virginia will be red folks.

It's there a global conservative/right resurgence going on? Brexit, Trump, AfD, Philippines... Except, we got Trudope here.

did you like it?

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>watching niggers throw a ball around for 60+ minutes

trump girl boobs best boobs

WITNEZZED

Where's my ArkansasFags?
There are Hillary signs all over Pulaski Heights and near Pleasant Valley! We must stop them in the name of the God-Emperor!

I know. Clinton has no shot in hell to win here.

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Oh shit next weeks gunna be good

It boggles my mind that so many people on twitter don't get it's a slam on Hillary for not being there with Benghazi.

At least we'll have an admin that speaks English.

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>16x20 canvas painting
Something presidential to hang in the Oval Office

a classic

stop posting trump girls.beautiful women depress me

Nothing, I rather have Shkreli than a random japcuck that doesn't give a shit about politics.
Imagine having the top of Cred Forums on Cred Forums's side for once.

it was with the one I love , so yeah

I mean maybe, but it still limits my ability to meet trump girls

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>legacy of Obama
what legacy? Niggers still live in shit conditions.

He aint risking skittles on himself

Never forget.

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This is why trump winning is so important. It could continue the chain reaction.

Been away for a while.

How are the swing states looking and how badly damaging is the tax story on Trump?

Thanks for making shitposting IRL great again.

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What should the price point be? Let's say I have 1000 of them, would they sell?

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Checked

Stop being depressed and start being Alpha like Trump.

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was talking about the pic I posted, if you didn't enjoy

How do niggers rationalize her super predators comment?

this place is about to get a whole lot more interesting

I'd put good money on Shkreli tracing IPs and suing CTR- or just full-on filing FEC complaints that they're not identifying themselves as official campaign communications.

Will Shkreli be our dark knight?

That is a spicy meme I must say

How big are they?

Depending on size I would pay $20-$40 for one.

$9.11 plus shipping!

or $14.88 for international buyers!

I'd give you like $30-40 for one

Fucking THIS!!!!!!!!

id buy one

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$7.77

Oh, no. Words to live by though.

10/10 would race-mix

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Depends what it's made out of.

>Lebron endorses Clinton, basically gives the black vote and ohio to her
>Clinton destroys Trump in the first debate, the audience was literally laughing at Trump
>Trump is outted as a tax avoider for the last 20 years
>Trump's going to court for raping a child later this month
>Trump is on twitter in the middle of the night urging his voters to go check out a sex tape

FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD MAN

I WISH I COULD BE THERE TO SEE YOUR FACE WHEN TRUMP LOSES IN NOVEMBER

GET FUCKED YOU DISGUSTING SHIT TIER HUMAN BEINGS

Wow. I kinda hope he bought it. Makes sense.

I could do that. Just have to make it profitable.

I dropped $1M on a farm a few years ago because I wanted to grow oranges. It makes good money.

We'll see, he loves to fuck with people but he is cold on anime. It could go two ways
>new crack down on Cred Forums content everywhere
or
>He sees how buttblasted people are in regards to anime and finds it entertaining

Hiroshima never cared for politics but he liked how interesting it made the site

>inb4 this escalates and you're here reminissing on your castration

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>2016
>watching apehoop
>watching any monkeyball in general

breddy gud and the story backfired in NYT & clinton's faces just as keikaku

This is a good one. It should really reach the wine drinking Nancy's and the butt hurt shaniquas

A bunch of people on /o/ bought some plushie Twingo's that an user had made

If you sold them for I guess 15 bucks you'd sell every one of them in a week kek

I think $20+shipping would be respectable, not too overboard on the kike-age

$33.33 tbqh

he tried to increase the price of a medication after buying it didn't he?

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I feel very strongly about this, i have seen it some times during my lifetime but i never actually realised while it was going on.

Its always later, once its over. I really think that (assuming the jew doesnt go into absolute nuclear overdrive and flat out steals the election and starts another civil war) Trump's win is innevitable. I think in retrospect most people and even media will say it was innevitable, and that the democrats were doomed since the moment they chose clinton.

Again, realising these kinds of things while they are happening is rare because its very hard to do, but i honestly believe its innevitable.

There's just too much on both sides of the scale that just keeps adding up and tilting the balance in trumps favor. I think that you might not see it reflected in the numbers because they appear so close, and the campaign is fought in a day to day basis, but once is all over, it will become very apparent that Trump was always going to win

We took over /qa/ without even trying. We've had parallel trumpgens up there all day.

Read Pre-Suasion and persuade yourself to be happy.

Fugg I always liked that girl. Top qt

this guy knows exactly what the fuck is up

had this same thought nearly verbatim; they've also been swarming the_Donald all day, by my read. if the cucked mods don't do something soon, the board will either be Politics 2.0, or quarantined. RIP

Bless KEK
Bless TRUMP

>>Trump's going to court for raping a child later this month
this one is fake, relax

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>being sexually submissive

never gunna happen bud

He's going to make Cred Forums profitable. What that means for us remains to be seen.

3D Dwarf Fortress with a screen reader

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God damn, man. Kill yourself

Honestly, the truth is, Trump can finally raise awareness about how screwed up the tax system is in this country, we need to honestly gut it all and start over, its that bad.

We PAID the fucking New York Times 3 million dollars for no reason except that they exploited the tax code according to Forbes.

The richest 1% aren't paying jack shit. I think even Trump supporters can agree with Berniebots that this needs to change, perhaps Trump can make a change if enough people riot about it.

>Lebron endorses Clinton, basically gives the black vote and ohio to her
Your ignorance of Ohio is staggering.

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we switch off

fug

This polymer or 3D printed would be in the 15 dollar range but brass could go for at least 40 bucks, more if it's an actual solid peice

Checked and keked

i don't doubt don's power levels but there are some things in this universe that just aren't possible and that's one of them

I had a dream, Trump lost Ohio and Florida, but won New York and New Jersey, and then Colorado put him just slightly above 270

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About 7.5cm^2 are the dimensions. If I do a run of 1000 I was thinking 22.88. Though 33.33 would be okay. If they are selling fast I'll have to up the price so they last until the next batch is ready. Soon anons, soon.

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he sure did. doesn't have to do any "R&D" here, though. I'd expect that he'd be comfortable taking a minor loss or just flushing out normies with ass cancer-inducing ads all over the page

I'm hopeful

I love that man

AYO BITCH, where's the new thread?

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Where is the source on that hieroglyph? I still have yet to see it.

No way! This is pretty awesome! :D

Shkreli is based af

Do you?

foolish guac bowl merchant

Donation time!

reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-trump-bankruptcies-insig-idUSKCN0ZX0GP

And here's the smear piece questioning Trump's comeback. No doubt in that this "investigation" is filled with falsehood.

what gun is that?

let us know, id buy one for sure.
need to make a shrine like this

You mean this?

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you tell me senpai

>tfw no armed qt 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233 786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006 606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146 951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749 567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190 702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827 785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923 542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049 951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010 003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882 353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201 065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775 283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319 255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767 837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752 162056966024058038150193511253382430035587640247496473263914199272604269922796 782354781636009341721641219924586315030286182974555706749838505494588586926995...Tgf

thanks for the link to voter registration OP, gonna vote for hillary thanks to you

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Yes, what actual artifact had those hieroglyphs?

I plan on advertising on Cred Forums when the first batch is ready. I love you guys.

This sounds about right.

Please keep us updated, I've been wanting one of these since I saw the sold out ones on amazon

What makes you confident in Trump winning the Presidential election, Cred Forums?

That is a photo of the artifact itself. It's in Egypt. I haven't found any other photos for it though. It's funny, because the initial replicas people bought look NOTHING like that photo, my version does.

You're looking for the Clinton general...

What does Mathew 26:26 have to do with Pepe/Kek?

i can 3d print some with wood filament

i just need someone to 3d scan one, not interested in spending the time modeling it myself

some kind of /bestof/ blog-type board where people can come here and feel like cool kids who think they're memelords. more or less the cancerous Cred Forums subreddit, but with ads that most normies can't close. they deal with it on every other shitty site like dailybeast, buzzfeed, 9gag (look at the Alexa- yes, people still use 9gag), elitedaily, and all other normie tumors people follow on Facebook. If I had the money to buy Cred Forums, I'd do it in a heartbeat and get 15% ROI my first fucking year.

I'd be fucking ruthless, too- just like I know Shkreli will be.

The dark age of normies on Cred Forums is drawing to a swift close.

>whitest country citizen not supporting Trump
you disappoint me

Where are you going to be selling them?

Why would mook do this to Cred Forums?
This little faggot is gonna close it down.

>7D Chess

its more like intersteller cosmic boggle

Amazon Prime

link to your store?

Why is that, it's very tight everywhere it seems.

$7.77 for those of us who have growing families but aren't going to make our kids go without something just to have a cool Kek statue...
Please

A Reagan deplorable

>If they are selling fast I'll have to up the price so they last until the next batch is ready
Jewish tactic user, why would you taint kek in such a way?

Poes law in effect in the nytimes comments section

Heh.

>7.77

Margins just aren't there for amazon fba, they take like 1/3 of the cost. Plus add in high taxes and you get btfo by Uncle Sam.

Supply and demand user. Honestly though, I don't think it will run out instantly. I should be able to gauge after the first day what it will be like. It takes forever to make these things and get them shipped.

Oh well, I guess that's a picture is as close as I'll get then.

thanks for correcting the record

It will go down as time goes on. My hope is that copycats will get into the game, so the price is driven down. Once sales normalize I'll lower the price to meet demand. Kek must be spread, that is my aim.