Brit/pol/ - Andrew Cunningham edition

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>Theresa May vows to trigger Article 50 by March 2017 and be out of the EU by early 2019
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/02/theresa-may-brexit-boris-johnson-david-davis-liam-fox-live/

>HARD BREXIT confirmed: The UK will NOT join the single market
express.co.uk/news/politics/716371/Michael-Fallon-declares-Britain-heading-full-Brexit-deal-finally-cut-all-EU-ties

>ESA benefit payments: Re-tests axed for chronically ill claimants
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37526324

>Theresa May to pave way for temporary and self-employed workers to have protections under new laws at conference
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/30/theresa-may-paves-way-for-self-employed-and-temporary-workers-to/

>Jeremy Corbyn borrows from Hugo Chavez with "21st century socialism" plans
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-labour-party-conference-speech-21st-century-socialism-council-housing-a7335771.html

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twitter.com/JohnCleese/status/782691995034722304
reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/55i0wj/children_should_be_taught_about_suffering_under/
uk.businessinsider.com/brexit-justice-european-union-boris-johnson-2016-9
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bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37538453
theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/oct/03/tony-abbott-says-australia-should-strike-shotgun-trade-deal-with-post-brexit-uk
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Greetings, my name is Enoch Gonzales. I'm a 27 year old Mexican-American Anglophile (English culture fan for you upstanding gentlemen). I play polo on my estate, and spend my days perfecting my skill and enjoying superior English passtimes. (Cricket, Fox Hunting, Tea) I train with my Hounds every day, a particularly olfactory form of canine by which Foxes and Rabbits will most certainly be tracked, and which is vastly superior to any other animal for the express purpose of sport. I earned my hunting licence two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Public School and Mancunian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about English history and their chivalric code, which I follow 100%. When I get my English visa, I am moving to Manchester to work in a chip shop to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a player for Manchester United FC! I own several bowler hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to England, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my twelve brothers and sisters and recite the Queen's English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in England!

Die.

Lads what's the name of that book/essay that outlines the steps in the death of a nation, more specifically draws parallels to what we are currently seeing in the West. It's from the 80s I think but I'm not too sure. It's widely available in pdf form and is only about 30 pages long if I recall correctly.

Currently trying to redpill a friend but I'm not eloquent/informed enough to do so

No surrender, by Ian Paisley.

>On Cred Forumss facebook group
>Everyone talking about how the Irish were slave
>Come in and say that they were actually indentured servants
>Some paddy and yank get angry with me and say they were slaves
>I tell them they were indentured servants, which only has subtle differences but still differences
>Cite around 5 sources (they only cite one).
>Yank getting mad that two of my sources have no citations and that I posted the wiki article for indentured servitude as one source.
>Paddy telling me to read a post he made in separate comments, which I'm fairly certain was copy-pasted from a site (which he wouldn't reveal).
>This autism goes on for an hour
>Say I've had enough and I think this argument is useless
>They proceed to tell me I'm quitting because I'm wrong
>Paddy says I'm an Anglo Nat. who thinks the Empire dindu nuffin (not true, I said the Irish were treated harshly by the English).
>American keeps moaning about muh citations.

I fucking hate non-Brits.

>On Cred Forumss facebook group

Fuck off

The camp of saints?
It's French

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> going anywhere near another social networking site to talk about Cred Forums.

Might as well have a wank instead m8.

I wish we hadn't treat the Irish like shit solely so they'd still be under us today. Father Ted should be a British sitcom, damn it.

It's just like Cred Forums but with real names and no zucc-words.

Nah nah it was by some British lad, think he was heavily involved in Burma but I really can't think of his name. Been so long since I've read it but it's really aggravating me trying to think.

I love it when upper-middle class nobs tell me, someone from one of the worst comprehensive spots in the country with no hope of just travelling further, that I had to fail so they can have their feelings kept safe.

I didn't even know grammars existed.

Tbqhwy the Ireland is probably the best of the British Isles states. Better than the Pseudo-English Welshcucks.

Then what's the fucking point m8? If I want a fight i'll just go up toon on t' night.

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>>Theresa May to pave way for temporary and self-employed workers to have protections under new laws at conference.

This is some meta shit if I ever fucking saw it. WE DON'T WANT TEMPORARY CONTRACTS AND SELF EMPLOYED PEOPLE ARE ALREADY PROTECTED. FUCK YOU TORYSCUM. FUCK YOU.

>Starkey
Appropriate. He grew up in literal poverty and made a name for himself.
Meanwhile cunts like Laurie Penny were born in some shite middle class household where daddy paid for everything until they hit 26 or so.
I fucking hate well off middle class leftists telling me (son of working class parents) what to think.

Who based Cavalier here?

Fuck the Roundheads
Destroy Parliament

>real names

Anyone else from /Acton/ ?

What do you think of ?

>t. Rupert of the Rhine

The amount of times I've seen some middle-class poofter bring up Starkey's wealth in a debate is a joke. He came from nothing and made something of himself which is what every working class person should aspire to do, those faggots started in the middle and stayed in the middle.

I don't think I've ever seen/read Laurie Penny making an actual argument.

Who Ulster-Scots farmer minding his own business whilst the country is consumed by civil war until catholics massacre his family and roundheads come round to knock their shit in here?

The fucking "lgbt soc" at my uni tried to no platform based starkey once. Cunts.

My younger sister went to a grammar school and I went to a comprehensive.
She just got a high paying job in genetics R&D, and I've been a neet for years.

I don't know if this makes grammar schools a good thing or not, honestly.

Not interested in gyppo tales mate. Call the UN or something.

Never really read into the topic in depth. Is White Cargo wrong? What about To Hell or Barbados?

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The 11-plus test is literally IQ profiling.

This

>kikebook

idiotic retard

I always liked the Cavaliers. They had better fashion sense at least.

Nice Trips

Nah, I'll just wait and call based Ollie once he's done knocking the tyrant's head off.

Don't give a fuck what the police and niggers will do to me. I'll mentally rape their corpses if they try anything.

Looked like poofs
Fought like poofs

> mentally rape.

I'd call you edgy, but you're just a fucking pussy m8.

I love how black culture has adopted the fashion industry despite the fact it has it's origins in the slave trade.

Nah, you are you poofy cunt.

Cromwell was a devil worshipper who practiced witchcraft and had sex with farm animals.

I fucked your mum last night m8.

Are you the Kentfag who does Old English and shit?

Given that most of the people my sister went to school with are aggressively upper class, either we managed to breed a ruling class of ubermenschen, or private tutoring seriously alters your chances of passing.

I fucked your mum, sister and dog.

Yeah. I did learn a bit of OE, and I think I sent you those PDFs.

Can't wait to posthumously decapitate and display his body for all to see. Scum.

>had sex with farm animals.
Think your over reacting, cavalier wives weren't that bad.

>we can win against a corpse
wew

M8, anyone with even half an awareness of the areas IQ tests focus on stands a massive chance against a kid who just wants to kick a ball about or get into trouble with his m8's.

Considering that most poor kid's brains will be full of fuck from all the shit they're made to memorize on top of the horseshit being pumped out by consumer media (assuming they haven't been fucked up by their parents in certain cases), and how fucking SHELTERED rich kids are compared to this...

Fuck Grammar Schools. Fuck the 11-plus. Fuck the Tories.

The bitch had it coming to her.

Anyone want to play a game of War Thunder?

Bored of that shit, waiting on the royal navy to come out.

Jesus Christ, the most Ironic thing in the world has just happened to me.

I wanted to meme you by suggesting a book about this guy who searches for a gold coin or some thing and it sends him mad because it never existed in the first place, it's a genuine book, like a short story.

The only thing is, I now can't find the name of said book about a person who searches for something, so I can't complete the meme. I guess this is what I get for trying to meme someone.

Ah . . .just checking.
Yes it was me. Listen they will not accept anything out of the narrative, I have tried with these people before, it's pointless, they don't want to know.

English were also sent to the Americas as slaves (nobody ever mentions this - it's always 'Irish') especially after our civil wars and the Monmouth Rebellion - when Judge Jeffries killed most rebels but sent the rest to America as slaves. (check out 'Bloody Assizes')

Is it still considered a corpse if it's split into 4 and buried all over the KINGdom?

Is it true they cut his decaying cock and balls off and stuffed them down his throat?

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kek, Charlie 2 must have had severe ass pain about the amount of times Ollie shoved his cock down his dad's throat.

t. butthurt underclass
That was totally incomprehensible rambling. I'm impressed.

How old are you? It probably had a lot to do with her schooling. Unlocking potential and motivation and whatnot.

I know. That's why I picked him. Neil is exactly the same. Grew up in a council estate, went to grammar, applied himself, and now he's a millionaire with a driver.

I do wish I had the opportunity to escape. I begged my parents as a child, crying, but they were too poor to help me at all. I think they feel a bit of guilt for it. It's not their fault...

I want Andrew Neil to be my dad.

>Bloody Assizes
I can't find mention of slaves. Can you point me in the right direction?

They were indentured servants iirc. Interestingly, they had the same status as blacks at the time, but their conditions diverged over time.

I hate to use Jewpedia links but it's a good start.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monmouth_Rebellion#Battle_of_Sedgemoor

Nip down to the bit 'After Sedgemoor' it mentions it there.

I didn't find the word slave used, but cheap labour does imply forced circumstances.

Is it the same circumstances as the Irish 'slaves'?

>I didn't find the word slave used
Being 'transported' to the West Indies doesn't mean they were sent on holiday!

Yes I know. But if they're paid then they're not seen as property. Although it is penal. Delicate difference.

Were the Irish actual slaves?

Indentured servants are enslaved via contract; slaves are enslaved via payment.

Indentured servants also have a limit to their enslavement and some agreed rights.

>Were the Irish actual slaves?
I don't know much about the Irish to be honest, I only took and interest in local(ish) matters, as I live in the region Judge Jeffries held his trials and the Scene of the Battle of Sedgemoor is only 10 minutes drive from me, so it's local knowledge.

So the Irish were indentured servants?

Also, this place is empty.

The Irish were mostly indentured servants, as far as most historians know.

He had one of my ancestors hanged, the bastard.

Apparently he hung loads and spaced them out along what is now the main A38 road through Somerset, as a warning.

what a madman
i like him

REEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING PERK UP

THIS IS COMFYTIME

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Just woke up.

Just watched BBC's Dateline. Ten or fifteen solid minutes of sneering "journalists" trashing brexit, pushing for war with "Russia, Hezbollah and Assad", and calling Trump "a creep, a complete idiot" over and over, with the occasional agreement of the host. There wasn't even a single token person with a contrary opinion.

Pretty disgraceful desu. Maybe privatisation wouldn't be bad.

>Didn't finish a piece of work for Uni during the day
>Staying up so I can finish it
>Just want to lie in bed and watch Jeeves and Wooster

Who /shittimemanagement/ here?

Hes a piece of shit like all the other brits

What time do you usually fall asleep at?

>mfw going to bed in a few hours

No regular pattern, it moves around constantly. I fell asleep at about 7pm.

so few robot lads
why?

Too quiet tonight

Sunday to Monday is always a quiet night in Brit/pol/.

Anyone else /lecturein4hours/ here?

Who /scared of black people/ here?

I just have disdain for them.

More scared of mudslimes desu, I feel like blacks are more integrated.

Only natural.

>integrated

Domesticated.

Thanks for the correction.

quads of truth

I find them a curious lot, though they certainly aren't all bad. I fear for the poor souls who had to grow up on east london council estates and now hate anyone that isn't a lighter shade than caramel.

I'm not really scared of them, but I don't like them. It's not that I don't like them in general, I just don't like them being here. They switched teams halfway through the game just because the other side was winning, you never trust that kind of player.

>telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/10/02/british-farming-would-struggle-without-overseas-eu-labour-agricu/

They keep banging on about how we need EU workers to pick our fruit and veg. What a load of horse shite, I'd love such a comfy job and I'm sure a lot of others would too. Especially those who don't fair well in social situations. They'd likely find easily enough labour to cover the needs if they actually advertised to roles to British people, but they don't. When was the last time you ever heard about an opening down at the tater farm? They bring in EU workers who'll work for next to nothing and give them the job right away, before ever offering the role to us. Lying cunts. They never give us a chance to show our worth as a people and then use that as evidence of our laziness.

It staggers me how some people I know simply write off people today and say that everyone would be too lazy to do it. I am not doubting that a shift in attitudes to such forms of labour did occur at some point which helped contribute to the problem, but I think that looking back, many people have come to appreciate the good it did there parents and grandparents. My mum and gran both did tatty picking up in Scotland and it never hurt them. I myself would certainly take up the offer, thought I don't know how much of it there would be to go around given that I am in the middle of a city.

>every working class person should aspire to do
That simply isn't possible under capitalism. Nor is it ecologically or subjectively desirable.

Everyone should aspire to be better, but few people can achieve it. Survival of the fittest, y'know

Social Darwinism was discredited a long time ago. The definition and methods of success under capitalism are totally removed from any natural system like hunter gathering.

I think one of the things that stops people trying to get jobs that are low level is stigma. We're at a time in the world where it's common place to actually mock people mercilessly for working low level jobs. If you work at McDonalds you're laughed at, work at Greggs and you're laughed at, stacking shelves in Tesco? Laughed at. Bin man? Laughed at. Somehow, society has made it okay to mock people for their efforts. No wonder the work ethic in this country has dropped, people are more depressed and anxious than ever, especially men, who just so happen to be the main choice in such low level jobs, and they're terrified of being mocked for working a low level job and being seen as a loser. Good and honest effort is out of fashion.

>wonder the work ethic in this country has dropped, people are more depressed and anxious than ever, especially men, who just so happen to be the main choice in such low level jobs, and they're terrified of being mocked for working a low level job and being seen as a loser

Feminists don't help

Note also the bigotry of the "left" in this situation. If you're HuWhite British and you don't work as a Guardian writer or something similarly trendy, then you get laughed at, whereas they expect to migrants to fill up low-level and physical fields. To them, migrants are a plebian caste that "do the jobs we don't want to do" as well as being a useful tool to secure votes and virtue-signal.

Don't confuse genuine leftists with paternalistic hand wringing liberals

Are you upset that Starkey became a plummy-voiced, cultured man from nothing? That aspect certainly seems to get the left butthurt.

Not really, he's an insufferably smug bore and an outlier. Engels was from a moderately wealthy family and took the side of the workers. It's about your allegiance not origin.

>he's an insufferably smug bore and an outlier
Yep, upset,

Is John Cleese "our lad?"

twitter.com/JohnCleese/status/782691995034722304

why is dating in uni so difficult lads? i thought i would meet so many girls, but girls in uni just go for either the top 10% chads or older guys who are like in their late 20s.

it's not fair. should i just start dating girls fresh out of high school?

>tfw managed to go through university and remain a virgin

Are you in any societies? I'm certainly having luck in my current society, there is an alright looking Chinese girl who seems fascinated by old English buildings. Might see if she wants to go the local cathedral (providing she hasn't been there yet). Even if that doesn't or out, there are plenty socials where I'm sure to meet some more.

nah, the clubs at my uni are all gay as fuck. it's just shit like 'refugee alliance' or that kind of crap

Well if there are other university's in the area, then there might be ones open to students who go to any uni in that city. That's how mine works.

>tfw too intelligent to get a job

Upset that he's squandered his influence, sure. Plenty of Soviet leaders like Stalin and Khrushchev were peasants but didn't become right wing when they rose up.

Stalin was not from the peasantry, his father was an artisan cobbler (basically petit-bourgeois in Marxist terms) and his mother a housemaid.

>bigotry
>racism
>bigot
>racism
>racism
>casual racism
>xenophobe
>xenophobe
>vile
>racism
>xenophobe
>racism
>racist
>blatant racism
>racists
>just replace the word 'scots' with 'jews'
>nationalistic racism
>#casualracism
What is it with these people? What is their problem?

It seems Scots are now a race and a protected class.

>squandered his influence
What, as in he's not interested in spitefully wrecking the country out of white guilt?

Italian-American detected

>War Thunder
Patrician taste my friend

reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/55i0wj/children_should_be_taught_about_suffering_under/

All these people bashing the British Empire getting upvotes and the people defending the British Empire getting downvotes.

>reddit
who gives a shite?

Join it, start dropping red pills.

>article 50 enacts before i can get my swedish citizenship

I suppose you have all read the announcement that Cred Forums is going down the tubes.

It's time you came to your true home lads.

We don't bite, honest.

Morning chaps, who's about to start the 9-5? Good luck and drink plenty of coffee.

Are you the cunt from /ck/ who moaned about his workmates irish stew.

Don't disrespec me!

Good, i'd rather the best equipped in our society receive a stellar education rather than everyone receives a mediocre one.

Gf tells me how some of the brightest kids in the working class school she used to teach in didn't have a chance later in life because their learning was being inhibited by the inbred dullards surrounding them who constantly disrupted the lesson.

Gfs cousin turned up at a farm for harvest after being sent by a recruitment agency, he was told to go home since he didn't speak polish or russian

Will we get PMQs this week, or should I just kill myself with freddos now?

WOOP WOOP

IT'S THE SOUND OF THE POLICE

Tory conference, so no I think

Ah fuck. Look for me on the news then as the man that died in a freddo accident.

>Jeremy Corbyn borrows from Hugo Chavez with "21st century socialism" plans
Because Chavez really fixed Venezuela! Look at how well they're doing now!

Glad I don't like THAT.

Just gotten back from the battlefields of France and NW Belgium lads - if you've only been as a child with the school (as I had prior to this) then go again without distracting influences. Enough to move you to tears.

Guys I left my window open last night while sleeping now my head and ears hurt and I can't stand for more than 30 seconds.

How do I fix this?

Should I hold on to sterling? Will Brexit permanently weaken our currency?

Just got a call from the Job Centre lads.

Nothing bad. It was just to inform me that I will no longer be on service of People's Plus as of next week. Finally, no more monthly letter telling me to attend some work interview I have zero intentions of going to.

Feels good man.

Stop being a neet and join the forces lad.

Drink tea, get in a warm bath or shower.

Why? It looks boring as fuck. At least when we were in Afghan and Iraq there was stuff to do and people to kill.

Plus I'm way out of shape even I wanted to and would easily fail the entry exam.

>chivalric code

m'lady...

WE WUZ SLAVES N SHIIIET

>based ollie
>lets the jews back in

senpai...

Karen is now Canadian property.

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>FTSE hits 16-month high after Brexit date set

B-but we haven't left yet!

I don't have any increasingly nervous man images, so just pretend there is one with this post, please.

Fuck off retard.

>Brit/pol/ is dead
>On Tory conference day
Why?

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laura jewsberg got a nice pair

Because people are at work/in university/college/school.

>the BBC demonised Ian right up until he died

Fuck the BBC. NEVAR SURRENDER!

Royalist here. I just wish the Cavaliers weren't so retarded.

Got back in time for based Hammond

Thank god

uk.businessinsider.com/brexit-justice-european-union-boris-johnson-2016-9

crowdfunder.co.uk/brexitjustice

There might be saving you guys from the biggest mistake in the UK after all. Cheer up lads!

>That delivery of banter by Hammond
It's ok lad, at least you're trying

Was reading some Yeats yesterday
>2nd beat British poet is Irish
lol

Was watching the news yesterday
>the president of the USA is an african
lol

>2nd best British poet is British
Your point?

Lads I just realised I have German heritage when I used to think that I was full Anglo. Ancestors owned this castle.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waldeck_Castle

A-Am I still included?

I think most Brits have a bit of German heritage. I got my DNA tested the other week (pic related) and was pleased to be mainly British.

RESTORE THE PRUSSIAN MONARCHY

GAS THE OLIGARCHS

EUROPA WAR NOW

>0.1% East Asian & Native American
Sorry lad.

>ploughing on with midlands devolution
>putting fucking Birmingham council in charge
Islamic Republic of Midlandistan confirmed

Nip pride world wide.

Go claim it. Cucks will probably give it to you.

Lads, Tony "Things Can Only Get Better" Blair has been caught trying to fuck a 13 year old girl in America.

Post YFW hard brexit

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I miss Ed

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I can't wait.

All this natural light shining on the Neil's toupee isn't doing him any favours

His hair is two distinct colours ffs

I dunno, millipede was a one man meme machine but four years of special brew communism man might be fun

Why do people trust May?

She's tricking you. We will keep freedom of movement, we will keep most EU laws, we will keep EU contributions. We're staying in the single market.

youtu.be/qi7sS8P7PGc

I think I love May. Help.

polack here, please keep freedom of movement i want to bring some of my family here

Get a VISA you lazy kurwa.

you have to go back

I have eternal kraut great grandparents. But I'm a pleb so no castles sadly.

been here long enough lad, i will get a UK passport

That whole "hurr durr da Ayerish wurr slaves" meme is an American invention anyway. That Irish fella (assuming he's actually Irish and not some bananas plastic) has been consuming too much American media if that's what he genuinely believes.

We were taught that after the Cromwellian plantations (and as a historical footnote thereto), the English rounded up 50,000 Irish and forcibly sent them to work on the plantations in the Caribbean. It doesn't really go into much more detail than that, and although the term "indentured servitude" is never used, it's certainly never taught that this was chattel slavery nor is it ever equated or mentioned in the same context as the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade. Sure, it would be tantamount to slavery according to the modern context - i.e. like what those pikeys in England did to the migrant workers or the Church did to unmarried mothers in Ireland - just not chattel slavery of the 17th century.

>tl;dr "Irish were slaves too" is a plastic paddy meme

THE POUND IS IN FREE FALL

>Trade skyrockets

We need to make a new currency.

Karen can be the pound and Alice can be the fiver.

Is free will real lads?

>May is going to commit political suicide and ruin the thousand year tory reich by selling out
u fookin wot m8

then stop wanting freedom of movement you fucking cheapskate

Yeah, because we have no other choice

Yes, because if it wasn't god would've made the gays hang themselves by now

>arcade

Yes. You can test it by killing yourself right now

Just give up and join a real currency like the euro. Trying to keep your quaint little local currency was a silly idea.

I don't understand how an experienced politician made such a stupid gaffe. Does he have no concern for his public reputation?

based movie

why is brit/pol/ so neglected the last few days? It's diz-gusting!

bloody hell

They also sent lots of poor people and non-conforming English, Scots and Welshmen too.

Just AWFUL. I mean come on.

I think it's because the normies are back at uni.

DAILY REMINDER THAT ANY CUNT WHO UNIRONICALLY LIKES THERESA MAY, NEEDS TO HANG THEMSELVES PRONTO

bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37538453

>US reality TV star Kim Kardashian was robbed at gunpoint at a luxury residence in Paris by at least two men dressed as police officers, her publicist and police say.

Continuing adventures in Paris. Remember lads: be glad you aren't French.

theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/oct/03/tony-abbott-says-australia-should-strike-shotgun-trade-deal-with-post-brexit-uk

Based Tone

Who /chilling out while wearing onesie/ here?

>tfw only the neets remain

GOD.

What a bunch of cucks.

>muh live, love, work abroad

Getting a VISA isn't hard you knobs.

It is when you have a languages degree that gives you the same ability in French/German/Italian etc as some kebab shop worker has of English in those countries.

I'm more of a WoWs fan myself

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Because the Euro worked out so well for ireland

>British cruisers released never
why live

How likely is it that Nige might get put on the New Year's honour lists and get a knighthood?

Downey Jr's only decent movie.

Sir John Bagot Glubb - The Fate of Empires and the Search for Survival? (1978)

Has the 7 stages of empire building and decline.

Incredibly unlikely tbqh
Give it a decade and if he's still with us he might get made a Lord

Only when Brexit proves a success.

>Cameronites at conference right now

Just got done with this lads, anyone got any advice for preperations?

Good lad, Do Brit/pol/ proud

Post milimemes lads

If your GP record has mental problems from the last 2 years you might be in trouble.

Teehee.

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Miliband had the best memes

Thanks lad, I'll be sure to /deusvult/ when I'm there.

I haven't ever been diagnosed with mental problems so I should be good.

I remember about a month or so before the referendum I had a really vivid dream where Leave won. Made me realise I subconsciously had always been a leaver.

Last night I had a dream that Trump won. Either my dreams are prophetic or #imwithhim now.

Dreams can come true.

What role are you going for?

>2 years
Kek, it could've been 15 years ago and it will still be held against you

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Weapons Technician

Make sure you can run 1.5 mile in 11 minutes. That's where I fucked up

Nice lad, wish you all the luck. Did you go to uni or anything before?

Nah. I'm 18, did a year of sixth form and decided against doing further education.

>tfw spoke to more people at uni today than in my previous two years so far
>tfw even managed to talk to a girl without sperging out

Dunno if she liked me though

fucking normie

I helped a 1st year with her laundry the other day and had the first natural, fluid conversation I've has with a stranger in years.
>Tfw as she left she told me her name was Victoria (in case we saw each other again)
and I simply said my goodbyes to her instead of telling her my name back

Not a bad idea at all

Everything is pretty straightforward. The aptitude test is basically the retard barometer, find some practice questions and practice. I got the highest score the sergeant had seen

Obviously for the interview you want to look as smart as possible. Learn all of the information that they tell you to memorise, show how much you want to get in, but be sociable too

I failed fitness because my shins are fucked up, but unless something like that happens you'll be fine

" trigger Article 50 by March 2017" so she could start this as early as January?

>kissless hugless friendless virgin
>a normie

Damn user. I know what you mean though. She was friendly and nice to me, sadly I had a lecture so I couldn't really talk for long. I've been infatuated with her since first year. Shame I'm too shy and awkward to have a proper conversation and really relax. I'll try to talk to her one on one for lunch/coffee or something next time I see her, if I don't sperg out.

Had a big argument with my parents last week too but today was easily one of the few times I've enjoyed uni. It's weird.

It'll be in the 1st quarter of the year, I'm predicting around the end of February.

>listening to Oswald Mosley speeches for the past half-hour
>realise my headphones haven't been plugged in

It was nice knowing you lads.

What's the highest paid role? Looks wank to be fair, 18k after training.

It'll be the very end of March because the fiscal year rolls over on the first of April, meaning a clean break two years later when the A50 period is complete

>and I simply said my goodbyes to her instead of telling her my name back
managed to do the same thing just before I went to uni. Decided to channel my akwardness into something useful and used to go the gym at like 3am so i wouldn't have to talk to anyone.
Ended up spotting for some girl and then just walked off like a tard afterwards. Fortunately she though i was just the strong silent type and laughed if off the next time i saw her

>Shame I'm too shy and awkward to have a proper conversation and really relax.
practice makes perfect bro.

>everyone expecting it on march 31st
>triggers it on january 1st and catches everyone off guard
perfidious albion strikes again

>practice makes perfect bro.
I know. I'm trying to be positive. Problem is I've had conversations with her before then gone months without.

That's life man, the best thing to do is to strive to put things right as best you can and move on to better things. You might have to swallow your pride but it's for the best in the end.
There's a damn good chance people didn't even know what or who you were listening too, don't worry about it. If anyone asks just say it was a Netflix documentary or something

>no more budget surplus by the end of parliament

Miss me yet?
Enjoy your 4 years of Theresa "New Labour" May.

wasnt a fan of this

youtu.be/nRp1CK_X_Yw

The cost of living is reduced because most stuff is subsidised, so it balances out in terms of expendable income

So talk to other chicks

youtube.com/watch?v=jHLdYuzXqPI

>Gideon 'look at all this GDP growt- NO GOYIM THE PER CAPITA FIGURES DON'T MATTER' Osborne
Hope he loses his seat tbqh

>So talk to other chicks
H-how?

Why don't we paint our planes like this anymore?

Realise that they typically have less interesting things to say than you do.

>implying it will get any better with out of control spending

WE GREECE NAO

>muh ideological commitment to budget surplus at a time of historically low borrowing costs
>le missed every target he ever set for himself man
>gets his todger savaged by african dominatrices on a regular basis
>miss me yet
fuck off gideon

My mum is meeting George Soros today

We know it's you Nick

>Hope he loses his seat tbqh
didn't he get threatened with deselection during brexit

1)grow a pair
20stop being a pussy

Anyone here read Rise of the Meritocracy by Michael Young?

>muh ideological commitment to budget surplus at a time of historically low borrowing costs
What? It's not ideology you retard, it's common sense. How much longer do you think the government can go on spending more than it collects? Is this how you manage your personal finances? Oh look interest rates are down, let's borrow more than we can afford!
Literally nigger mentality.

But they'll always be debt because that's the nature of the system. Nice scam.

Germany, Hong Kong, Iceland, Malta, Norway are some of the governments that run a budget surplus.
The "it's part of the system" meme is a lie perpetrated by governments that are incompetent and unwilling to take unpopular measures like cutting benefits or freezing public sector pay.

My mum has framed pictures of her at number 10, one with her, some others and Blair and another with her, some others and Brown.
She's fully in support for Corbyn now because she doesn't want us having nukes

Or not renewing trident

>1)grow a pair
>20stop being a pussy

>tfw globalist mothers
>tfw UN kid

Say you were watching a documentary or something...

Moving to the states next week to become a yank. It's been great knowing you all, but the USA is just so much better.

wrong mosley meme but you get it

>60% (including middle easterners/north africans)
>shart in mart
>hillary next president
>education most cucked in the world
>no green pastures
>no aesthetic towns/villages

enjoy famm

Just please don't post here after you move.
There's already a sad British expat who posts here.
Seriously.

He said 'unpopular' not 'imbecilic and suicidal' lad

THINGS

3 years in MS paint

better learn the difference

...

>moving to Hillary's America
wew, literally worse than the EU

>Able to own a gun
>Able to say nigger without being arrested
>Cheap land
>Better people
>More cultured
>Less taxes

I don't get it.

>camouflage
>in the sky

Although in all seriousness, wasn't this done to protect them from detection when on airfields?

Our greatest export.

Literally cannot fap to Danny D because it's like watching a mate fuck someone.

>Be American
>Get Shrillary as President
>Get shot

Good luck.

Camouflage does actually work in the sky you mong.
It's just not as good anymore thanks to radars and shit.
But yes it was also used to protect them on the ground.

classical is more about having perfect balance / proportion, softer curves/angles

modern is all about having attractive features exaggerated, very sharp curves/angles

He's based. Didn't Cred Forums write the script for one of his videos?

Not sure what I'm looking at here. Men had long hair for most of history

>no happenings
>100 posters

What will you do if Hillary wins? I suppose you can just migrate back 10+ years down the line when Britain is the only successful western nation left standing.

>60% (including middle easterners/north africans)

It's about the same in our large cities. The difference is the US has enough space for white flight and developers aren't forced to offer "affordable housing" everytime they build something, so you end up with God-tier suburban towns that are 100% middle class white, meanwhile in Britain you're never more than a short walk away from some disgusting council commie blocks full of pakis and nogs.

Also, the US actually has motorways everywhere. You can live 30 miles from the city centre and commute comfortably in your SUV instead of being forced to smell Jamal's armpit in some overcrowded train because ROADS ARE EVIL!

Seriously, you can't compare the living standards of their middle class to ours. Pic related is what the suburbs of their most niggerfied city looks like. You literally cannot find something like this in large British cities. Middle class either lives in cramped victorian slums alongside foreigners or in some rural area where not even pizza can be delivered.

We will be 50% white in 30 years

>Didn't Cred Forums write the script for one of his videos?

Clearly modern society is new, foreign and there are various reasons why new beauty standards have emerged

But I think in any thoughtful intelligent person, not so easily swayed by stupid trends, beauty standards haven't really changed much at all. For thousands of years.

An appreciation for natural beauty is nothing more than a show of intelligence, ultimately, as natural beauty is what is passed on genetically.

there's overlap but there's a legitimate difference between classical vs. modern

see pic: left classical, right modern

Fucking kek

Cred Forums's son has really grown in influence

Watching now

NEW THREADINGTON

Post link plz

This meme is so BLOODY nihilist