All Americans Are Fat Cunts

fuck u m8 I haven't chocked on fried twinkies in 3 hors

10/10

>All Americans Are Fat Cunts.

I'm not. looks like you've been proven wrong. but then again, you're just a silly aussie retard & nothing is expected from you.

You're all a curse on humanity!
>#1 Obese country
>Terrible education
>Imma have muh freedom, gotta geet muh gun!

...

A Kiwi and an Aussie went fishing one afternoon and decided to have a couple of cold beers.

After a while the Aussie says to the Kiwi, "If I was to sneak over to your house and make wild passionate love to your wife while you were at work, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?"

After a great deal of thought, the Kiwi says, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."

2/10.

Derail attempt failed.

you don't "lose" with food.

All Australians are purple haired FAGGOTS.
Your country is a socialist shithole, you're all pussies.
Everyone is laughing at your pain.

your move eurocucks

>aussieland nowhere to be found
shucks.

You seem upset. Did an Abo fuck your Sheila?

Did she love it?

Really activated my spinchter spasams

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>American mathematicians
Europe beats you by percentage of medals . As do we and China.

I have a feeling OP just might be a leaf.

64 millions brits won 65 medals where 318 millions americans won 104? Damn euros are great.

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uh, no. the reason those countries don't have as many athletes in events is because they didn't make the Rio A standard at olympic qualifier events.

You are disgusting and you love america

t. amaerican

general population of the country has nothing to do with winning events.

>complains about the USA
>on an american made website

He's got a point, American posters get extremely defensive with even minor criticisms of our country.

We aren't perfect, and should not pretend to be.

Population means shit. Britain only had about 175 less athletes than the US, or 33% less athletes. Yet they only have a little over half of the number of medals we have.

well it's because all other countries are inferior.

this website was appropriated from japan by america

you're a fucking joke mate

Parts are. Definitely not every area in the country though.

I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD

EVERYONE MUST OBEY AMERICA.

STFU CANADA, YOU DUMB LEAF

the reason they had less athletes was because there is a "Rio A" standard that must be met at olympic qualifying events, and fewer athletes from other countries can meet that standard.

Olympic records go to the US.

Fuck off, I've skimped out on my hourly butter intake lately.

Der USA ist kacken

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youtube.com/watch?v=4v2hj0mDd7E

We know. I am trying to leave this sinking ship of a nation.

I will assrape yer mouth, mr dundee

>Be Australian
>Willingly give up all firearms

I'M AUSTRIAN

SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN

AMERICAN IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?

DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?

AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING

GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A

You care

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lol @ murrica,

its pretty great watching you all from afar

The same (((standard))) that obviously favours you, ignores drug and training practices while taking out Russian athletes, and gives you an easier time in Rio while the rest of the governments struggle? If they go any farther they would as well let your shart in marts compete in their mobility scooters.

Australian are almost as disgusting as Canadians

you know you're in Australia, right?

China's new flag is looking great.

fag

..." he said from the hopeless and irrelevant void of his prison colony deep in the Pacific Ocean