If You Were Dictator

evict all men
kidnap all women
force them into seduction
tape myself having sex with men's wives and send it to their Mothers

>Dictator of America

>hand power back to the people because I am a constitutionalist
>immediately regret it when American citizens reinstate the same politicians and policies

IT DOESNT FUCKING COUNT WHEN YOU REPLY TO YOURSELF THREE FUCKING TIMES IN A ROW YOU FUCKING NIGGER

>mfw not a single shill interrupts us
>mfw we did it

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>kill all drug addicts who refuse help
>declare open war on gangs and make any gang related crime capital punishment
>begin massive countrywide deportations of illegals
>build a wall between us and Mexico and militarize it with mines and armed troops
>make grade and high schools have mandatory weight training and general conditioning (cardio, self defense, weapons training)
>Form local militias and have it so only if you served in the militia you can own a gun and vote

just for starters

exterminate all the leftists

Probably round up any educated, intellectual people
Any one trained by Western ideas, read any Western books

>Basically anyone who isn't a peasant farmer

Take them out to some fields and brutally slaughter them
Bash their babies against trees and rocks

You know. Reset the country

>Remove Sverige
>Continue trade with Russia, anybody asks "WTF Finlan?" They get laughed out of the country
>Start an institution to contact outcasts and such youth
>Make them work for the church and state, pave roads and such
>Start massive propaganda against Sweden
>Journalists who do not comply, mysteriously disappear
>Appoint traditional style artists for leading roles in their respective academia
>remove all funding from women studies
>Imprison every odinist for "race traitor" status
>Appoint new bishops
>Buy more war-planes
>Take huge loans from kikes
>buy nuke from Pakistan or Russia (if they are willing to sell)
>Throw kikes out of the country
>Start massive propaganda for Finland
>Start massive propaganda for Christendom
>Crusade Sweden and kill their language
>Remove mandatory military service from Finns

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You've got my vote pauline

what is you guys' obsession with dictatorship, fascism and racism?

Canadian annexation, deportation of all non-whites to the Yucatan, purge of bureaucratic/military. Purge all populace 50 miles into southern border and militarization. Then we look to England and the south china sea :^)

>mfw fucking shills or redditors have to ruin Cred Forums

Also form Hitler youth type organization of public education. reform all felonies to be capital/corporal punishment, misdemeanors require public shaming. Empty prisons with mass graves.

End all exports and start a completely internal economy. And do other stuff.

>Invade Sweden

easy there pol-pot

>deport everything not anglo (including chugs, potatoes, and frogs)
>approve every pipeline
>bomb Quebec
>nuke the fault line and let Hongcouver fall into the ocean
>Buy back all our gold
>Hang every liberal for treason
>provide incentives for more of the population to move further north and innawoods
>Place troops at alaskan border/ice islands/Iceland
>start mandatory 2 year military service for kids 16+
>give free education in STEM/trades/education fields
>allow concealed carry
>mandatory law for every head of household to keep and maintain arms
>write constitution similar to the U.S. for when I'm eventually overthrown
>Build walls

>Cambodia
>chink monkeys
Makes sense.

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Savage I know

I'm literally touring the killing fields tomorrow

Feels bad man

Build wall

Am I a regional strongman for a major world power or an actual dictator in the old-timey sense?

Invade Germany

Save it.

Ge the bombast weed in my country my nigga

Liberiteristan

>march across the Rhine and show force to those savage German barbarians
>go home
>get paraded through the streets
>get murdered by best friend
>set it up so my adopted son takes over

>Befriend the Jews for protection (They will try to jew me but don't expect me jewing them)
>Import millions of Niggers and Muslims
>Enslave them to build cities and other infrastructure. (make my country look like the UAE)
>Genocide - Kill them all in death camps like a bunch of animals.
>Export them as meat to degenerate countries that I hate

I would also fuck two women at once.

>have conflicted feelings cause America isn't supposed to be ruled by a philosopher king
>deport all mexicans and build wall

pretty based

>fuck two women at once.
actually the best answer so far

WAIT A MINUTE HOL UP

I'll get out of this shithole.

Why not just make it 2 years of federal service

bomb Toronto

maybe parts of Montreal and Vancouver too

escape to Russia

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Ban every member of PT, MST and CUT, kill everyone who resist, and declare the independencie of the northeastern states.

I would make Brazil great again (?)

>independency

Fix'd

Turn all women of the country in sex slaves.

The East will know no remorse.

Thanks

Dafuq is this flag

holocaust the muslims
send nigs to gulags
annex belgium
close borders
force the country to live as a free libertarian society

>establish Republic
>only 25 years and older can vote
>gun laws are completely abolished
>ban all kinds of lobby, PACS, and shit like that
>imprison every globalist elite
>dismantle big pharmaceutical and the hethcare cartels
>hold first free elections since

Nationalise the mines, force prisioners to pay of their debt to soceity by working in goverment runned mines. All journalists, politicians, mixbreeds, race traitors, immigrants and jews in mining camps.
Give them an option to join the army to pay of their debts instead (free cannon fodder) Colonise Africa and steal their mines and force the cannon fodder that survived to work in those with the natives that we enslave.
Leave EU, Kalmar union 2.0.
Make Scandinavia Great Again

Eugenics, force feminization, make perfect trap land

Start a modern and organized anti-muslim resistance

>what happened to sparta, late rome, and Han China that led to downfall
Over militirization you dumb cunt

>tape myself having sex with men's wives and send it to their Mothers
Faggot.
I'd tape myself having sex with men's mothers and send it to their wives.
Then tape myself having sex with their wives and send it to the men.
Then tape myself having sex with men and send it to my wife and mother. (same person actually)

Ban fast food

>wake up
>find out you are dictator of your country
>choke
>try to invade russia
>be defeated

fuck not again

Hogging the sidewalk while people are behind you trying to get by is punishable by death now.

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It depends. I'd like to close the borders completely repatriate foreigners and put asylum seekers into camps, encourage white people having children etc. but the question is, would (((NATO))) bomb my country if I did that?

INCLUDE ME IN SCREENSHOT

Deport all Muslims
Absorb Jamaica into the British Empire
Make it a nice place to live and offer blacks a free one way trip there
Marry princess Eugenie

Blitzkrieg Sweden and bring winter war tier patriotism back

kek

>liquidate the NHS
>use the funds to set up three state owned, non-profit health insurance funds that are self-funded and driven by competition
>repeal the 1928 firearms act
>cut all welfare to people unemployed for more than 12 months
>use the savings to provide adult education to low income workers
>restrict state services to British nationals only
>withdraw from all overseas military actions whilst raising defence spending to 5% GDP
>raise the 40% tax bracket to 100k a year
>remove the 45% bracket
>wait five years then call an election

New Rhodesia

Sea Minefield around the whole coast, 2 nuclear power stations and solar farms, Industrial Irrigation of the outback, massive build up of Navy to patrol the 4 entrances through the sea mine field. Mass Purges and Invitation too those whites wanting out of Europe and tested too see if they can enter.

Also Nuke India and as much of Africa and the middle east as I can.

Prima nocta
100%

>Build the wall with Mexico
>Station active military personnel with tanks, APCs and attack helicopters to protect the southern border
>Kill any cartels that try to cross
>Deport any illegals that are found
>Ban immigration from the third-world (Mid East and Africa mostly)
>Send all the corrupt politicians to Gitmo
>Reverse all gun control laws
>Repeal NDAA, Patriot Act, everything else that is unconstitutional
>Write a new amendment that prohibits any modification, alteration, repeal or abolition of the Bill of Rights section of the Constitution
>Airstrike the Saudi royal palace in Riyadh and post a selfie to Twitter flipping off the camera with caption "That was for 9/11"
>Kick the UN out
>Authorize law enforcement to kill gang-members
>Declare a state of war with all gangs
>Declare BlackLivesMatter a domestic terror group
>Any time BLM decides to chimp out, deploy the Marines to 'deal with it'.
>Repeal Common Core
>Oust all Arab/Muslim countries embassies/consulates/staff
>Withdraw all military abroad back home
>Shut down 95% of our foreign military facilities
>Order the rebuilding of our infrastructure at home
>Make it a capital offense to violate the Bill of Rights
>Provide aid in training, arming local civilian militia groups, coordinate with militias for assisting in disaster relief efforts, community defense, anti-riot operations, etc
>I want the People to be able to overthrow me if I ever cross the line
>Become BFFs with Russia
>Call the EU a bunch of faggots
>Reboot the space race
>Go back to the moon to replace our flag (the old one is faded solid white by now)
>Call it 'Apollo Mission 1776'
>Go to Mars, put a flag there too

I think that's it.

Make men illegal and become a Lesbian socialist nation.

Liberals all over the world will be so proud of a "strong nation of women", that money would flock to us from nu-males.

Sounds good

Invade the Isle of Wight.

>cut off all trade with China, eject their ambassadors and consular officials
>reform ASEAN into an anti-China bloc, bargain basement NATO style military alliances
>deport all Chinese non-citizens
>subsidize agriculture and industry heavily so they can compete in global market
>rip up most of our treasonous FTAs that sell out our nation
>ban non citizens from buying homes, start massive home building initiative so that Australians can buy a proper house for a realistic price
>ban political donations over 1000 dollars
>ban the sale of land to foreign governments and businesses
>bring back national service

All hard assets owned by non-citizens are seized and taxed at 200% to cover the cost of the collections agency. Indefinite imprisonment in isolation for any relative or power of attorney failing to comply or caught attempting to liquidate or export assets.

Auction off residential and commercial properties to natural-born, non-jewish Canadian citizens with an I.Q. over 120.

Chinese and Indians btfo. Real estate market is fixed. Business and manufacturing sector get huge spike. Plus awesome super cars.

The 200% tax if not paid and you attempt to enter or leave the country will result in immediate detention with no opportunity to consult with legal council. Bill C-51 all up in this bitch.

Helicopter rides!!!

This one's pretty good.

>Have family members and enemies locked up, not all of them, just enough to make the remaining ones fear me.
>cleverly encourage feminism in a way that makes it easy to get a list of all the feminists, then demonize them till the public hates them and finally have them executed in front of a cheering audience.
>stop letting islamic people in
>set goals for the whole country to be working toward as one people, space travel programs launched
>death penalty for those who are cruel to animals
>totally free internet in terms of censorship
>slowly transform the country back into a democracy, but a stronger, nationalist one where we rarely import but export lots of manufactured goods.

For all Marxists

>Make FBI and independent agency like the CIA
>Make commander-and-chief a separate elected roll from executive branch
>Remove police criminal immunity (civil matters still stand with department)
>Laws affecting all 50 states must be ratified by a 3/5 majority
>Kill all liberals
>Recall all foreign military bases
>Build defenses around entire country including wall
>Kill every single mexican attached to cartels
>Kill every single arab attached to jihad
>Annex Africa. Kill all tribal leaders.
>Become trade partners with Russia
>Impose harsh enviromental laws on China if they want to trade with US or Russia
>Plan Human Expansion to Mars for anyone who's IQ is under threshold. (100)
>Release the country
>Overwatch massive statue of myself in Washington

>Send all the muslims back to Germany
>Force every citizens to make delicious baguette soup
>take over the soup market
>become rich from high soup prices
>leads to more soup related jobs and higher salaries for the soup makers

>no more taxes
>no more military, police, schools, bureaucrats, politicians

And then I'd relax and go work on the farm

the serb is right :/

Exterminate all niggers and spics and form an actual utopia

kill the kulaks and collectivize the agricultural sector, starve another 7 millions of ukrainians, deport crimean tatars

The national anthem is now Down With the Sickness

All clowns are to be exterminated

Oh, I'm having a field day with this one:

For starters:
>Ban all Biker Groups. Abu Baka Clan, every other clan and other known criminial organizations which cannot be charged in a democracy
>Have their leaders imprisoned and tortured beyond recognition. Beaten up on LSD so they bascially use all cognizive function. Remove fingers except the middle finger. Release for intimidation
>Prosecute earlier BDN chiefs for incompetence
>Prosecute Merkel for being a Volksverräter
>start enlarging Police, not the military for now
>other obvious power-seizing methods so I can do something in the world

>prison reform, make prisons more military and focus on punishment instead of rehabilitation. Daily standing in formations, leaving people rot in their cells. Do this slowly to alleviate international concerns
>All life sentences are know without parole. Slowly and secrelty convert them to death sentences. Keep the truly insane as long as they are usefull for study.
>deport refugees, deport turks, deport every other minority which pisses me off. But where? Make deals with North Korea and Eritrea for prisoner handling. Bascially pay them to keep them scum, if their home country does not want them. Deny in Public that this happens
>BND is tasked to spread information of a "new holocaust" in the middle east and New africa to stop immigration. Tell horrific tales of the past and present.

Next start with economic reforms:
>Declare that all previour treaties are still intact and that basic economic rights will stay untouched to ease international fear
>Drug legalization: To win the young generation, I will legalize certain drugs. These will be sold by state stores and produced by the large pharmateuical industries in public-private partnership. Undercut dealers to cleanse blackmarket and offer "Report-your-dealer"-program where you get drugs for reporting your dealer to the police. When the Junkies run out, they will do that scrum can rot in prison.

I laughed way too hard at this

And then your neighbours conquer you.

> conquer europe, russia, america, africa and arabia
> gas all kikes, queers, lefties and betas
> kill all shitskins ( dark skinned asians included)
> spread the catholic faith
> purge islam and judaism out of existence
> build up a new world were only pale asians and caucasians exist

*where

I'll add on to this because it is almost perfect
>All non whites sent back to country of origin unless they are extremely useful
>Invade Europe, topple libshit EU
>Relocate non-whites outside of Europe
>Crusades 2.0
>retake Constantinople
>retake holy land
>confine Islam to Saudi Arabia
>Go to Durante
>help him clean house
>fund him to invade Indonesia
>Convert it to Christianity
and most important
>topple international jewery

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>Heavily invest in energy research and the energy network. Invest in electric car infrastructure and fund large research projects. Especially fund energy science as one of the Key technologies of the 21th century.
>Work on abandoning coal mining as fast as possible. Fund new nuclear plants with newer technology and ressearch installations
>medicine: all doctors are now part of the Bundesärtzekammer and receive a fixed salary. In return they get fixed hours and waay better work conditions and legal protection. Make appoinments legally binding for doctors, so clinics run smoother. Invest in more medicine education
There's still a lot more to do, but you get the general idea

Social Measures:
>I create the Bundeskrankenversicherung, which is the legally binding health insurance for every citizen, after the swiss example. Sames goes for Retirement.
>Incentive more children with more finacial and social support. For movies to be published in german, they must now always feature healthy family relationships. Otherwise they are not outright banned, but instead PEGI 21+ and have higher advertising taxes, other non-prohibitive state harassment. Might more creative. Child care is also covered by the state. Last but not least, every 100th condom has now tiny holes and every 30th pill is a placebo.
>Abortions for medical cases should be also heavily supported by doctors and prediagnostic measures should be mandatory
>Education: Emphasize self-learning and self-suffieceny. Discourage asking and encourage finding things out yourself. Only top 20% should go to university, the rest should do a dual-college system(studying while already being employed by a company) or an apprenticeship. Fund free educational materials.
>Retirement: Encourage out-of-nation retirements in asia and eastern-europe. While this drains the economy from their money, it is also significantly cheaper and builds relations to these nations.

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Tragic... and so accurate

>gas the kikes
>found the army
>conquer europe
>WE ROMA INVICTA NOW

Purge the ghettos with fire, build wall and deport Islam. We'll go back to the Monroe Doctrine. Venezuela has enough oil to keep the US running for a few more decades, and in that time we can cut back more on our oil consumption. Make our trade deals focused on the American nations, so that the entire hemisphere is stronger and doesn't need to rely as much on the old world. When the US gets strong enough we'll fix the problems across the Americas. When the Americas are significantly unfucked get them to switch to the US dollar. The United States of America gets control of all of America. Annex the rest of the Americas if it can be done relatively peacefully. Hopefully goes similar to pic related.

Round up and brand racial dissidents i.e BLM, Black Panthers, KKK etc. End racial conflicts by ending those who cause it.

Id buy drones from Hillary, and then immediately drone Hillary.

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Some things I thought up:
>people with aids now get a mandatory tatoo and on their lower back and above their groin stating "AIDS"
>There is no right for assembly, it can denied at will by the local police
>Federalize, federalize, federalize and federalize some more: Whether in Education(Bundesabi) or in social policies
>Encourage mixed zoning in cities to provide shorter ways to work and home
>increase public transport
>justice reform: I want our police combined with american-style courts and laws.

>tfw your thread probably made it to /r/Cred Forums

Thats bretty gud desu, I would vote for you user.

read some julius evola, you will understand. Most people want to be edgy but facism really is badass. Killin commies and kikes and making things great

1. Wiederbewaffnung
2. Autobahn
3. ???
4. Profit

kill commies of course

I'll tick you on the ballot

Left wing dictatorship. I would NOT execute the Cred Forumsacks who surrendered. Only the ones who resisted.

Thanks! Sadly, most of it will never happen because our political system does not encourage new solutions, but is more focused on only doing small mediocre changes and maintaning the status quo.

>only three Cred Forumsacks died under Cuckanon's rule