Last thread was about how Russia suburbs suck dick, well, i fixed it

Last thread was about how Russia suburbs suck dick, well, i fixed it.
Now , look at this beautiful,comfy street during a fun mid-summer afternoon.
Great work, eh?

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what do you have to be to live there, top 5% ?

It's not so much that the country is a shithole. It's the culture. Imagine being stuck in the nutcracker, except people attach go pros to their car and drive around on highways trying to kamakazi into other cars, that's basically life in Russia.

youtu.be/s_gj9Bum6wE

>Unkempt roads
>No landscaping
>Poorly maintained lawns
>Barely anyone outside having fun
Looks like a neighborhood in Detroit honestly.

>dat saturation

ouch

Detroit just needs to be nuked.

saturazione is very low you stupido nigger del cazzo, its like 33%
I achieved these looks thanks to light shaders and contrast tinkering, terrone lobotomita

it's nice to see italians hate each other as much as we mexicans hate each other too. shithole syndrome, i suppose

I only use my dslr to film your mom, sorry.
It still hurts my eyes.

Sounds fucking fun

>implying italy is as shitty as mexico
>80 ish average iq
>mexican
>oh well, sounds legit then
>also, it was banter you beaner

Russians have a knack for wonderful facades that are to be seen by glimpses

Italy is as shitty as Mexico except Mexico is slightly more relevant

that slow breaktime on 0:58 must have been drunk

it is cheap area, houses are made from simple materials, they are made for workers and middle people

baiterino

I'd still rather live in Italy.

Why are Russians so shity at driving?
Is it low IQ, which causes people to drive drunk, or they are simply stupid in general?

>no sidewalks

>tfw a comfy suburb has prison walls

That probably means that there's a bunch of niggers and other bad kinds outside because no good American suburbs have walls that high unless they're in the ghettos.

t. Juan Pedro Maria Antonio Hernandez de la Raya

No, it means "privacy".

ZERO experience with driving
taking high risk

What are you doing in your yard that you need all that privacy? Do you stupid ruskies not know that you fuck and do other stuff indoors?

This is why you lost the cold war.

Look at the picture closer... That IS the American ghetto at 6am, after street sweeping.

It mustve been a good street sweep then.

>What are you doing in your yard that you need all that privacy?
None of your fucking business.

I think having a lot of cars with equipped cameras gives you that sensation. Most car accidents in Russia these days are recorded thanks to this.

Most Russians live like ANIMALS
>inb4 favela
Not even 5% of our population.

>What are you doing in your yard that you need all that privacy?
Everything. Because nobody see you.

In fact Americans have no back yard and no real privacy, it's like you're always being watched and that's a bad thing.

doesnt matter, you are all animals, rich or poor

Just go inside your fucking house if you wanna smoke more krokodil, don't try to make your neighborhood look like a prison and plummet property values by making bigass walls.

On second thought, go ahead and make your walls taller. Nobody wants to see your cheap bastardization of Victorian Architecture with cheap Russian prefab materials. Goddamnit Ivan, you can't be original with anything.

Corrupt police too so speeding etc isnt as enforced

I am only an animal if you're an animal.
t. Northern Italian

Looks cozy.
Of course a blue sky makes everything look cozy.

Lol, try harder Raul

At least we aren't living in Favelas

At least we aren't living in Trailer Parks and mart sharting

sign this petition to fuck up david brock and his correct the record goons. you can use a fake name and it only takes 2 minutes.,

>change.org/p/united-states-department-of-justice-audit-david-brock-s-media-matters-conglomerate

>stupid google doesn't understand what is private property and why you need walls
Well, I guess you would like to see what you will be robbing tonight, but...
>don't try to make your neighborhood look like a prison and plummet property values by making bigass walls.
>plummet property values
>by having walls
Kek, it's the other way around, and the more price, the more land - the bigger walls.

Says McMansion Country.
You also bastardize things.

In fact America and Russia are both fucking bastards that need to be led by an Imperial Brazil

LIKE THESE ARE BETTER

>thinking walls are the only way to defend property

That just goes to show that you're living in a shitty area. Apparently owning guns, security systems, motion triggered lights, etc. are outlawed in Russia so I guess you have to defend yourself from gopnik squatters and the militsya like the fucking chinks with a giant wall

While 5% of the pop lives like that, 20% lives like this you uneducated person.

And this

>That just goes to show that you're living in a shitty country. Apparently owning guns, security systems, motion triggered lights, etc. are outlawed in United States so I guess you have to defend yourself from mexicans illegals and the drug cartels like the fucking chinks with a giant wall
Are you with her?

US has several times more violent home invasions compared to Russia so looks like living in cardboard houses with cardboard doors isn't an optimal strategy.

id live there fuck it. house is kinda cool too.

>implying this looks good
top cuck

you drop this

>it is cheap area
why don't you slavs ever use indefinite articles?

and the other 75% live like this.

Rofl

Nice fucking model

Building a wall to keep undesirables out =/= building a wall around your house and making it look like shit so people on imageboards can gawk at it

Cite your sources Ivan

you just need a rusky qt

Even right winger Americans are fucking plebs.
There's no beating you guys.

You build a wall to keep undesirable gawker eyes from you and your property so all they can gawk at is walls.

Official MVD data for Russia (мвд.pф/folder/101762/item/7087734/), FBI data for US (lost the link, but you probably can find it easier than me), then I adjucted for poopulation.

Been more than a year since I did the calculations, so don't have it now.

this, plenty of amerifats crash too, just unrecorded

>insecure connection

Hey vlad you trying to give me a virus?

Are you sure the walls aren't there because you don't want nobody to see your uglyass house?

>Hey vlad you trying to give me a virus?
It's not me, it's Ministry of Interior Affairs of Russian Federation.

Nothing personal.

Yeah desu, I clean out my private road I own every few weeks during Summer, this might look nice, but maintenanc is needed, I know Amerisharts are terrible at this, but Russia needs to be superior in that rgard.

I have pictures of Russian suburbs.

My god, your government's internet shit is as secure as your walls.

You can imagine whatever you want as long as you stay on the other side of the wall.

They don't exist in their language so they usually have a hard time identifying when they are used.

Will people just shut the fuck up already about stereotyping russia as a dirt poor shit hole?

It's the biggest country in the world with the biggest sq km of area and the biggest geological/geographical/climactic diversity in the world. You're gonna have some shithole areas and you're gonna have some pristine areas.

Everyone on the internet has a tendency to fixate on the shithole areas because of the bantz and because it makes them feel good about their situation/country; ignorant of the fact that theirs is probably littered with probably just as many shitholes.

wow comfy

>It's the biggest country in the world with the biggest sq km of area and the biggest geological/geographical/climactic diversity in the world.

It's not a surprise you would use these as markers of quality

Russia overall is poor due to soviet past but it has some oil nouveau riches

Near me

>markers of quality
Huh? It's a well known fact Hans.

Do you want me to show you all our lively and vibrant cities/country sides/towns/hamlets? Canada is one of the top countries in almost every index and yet we have countless areas that look like pic related.

looks cozy

Dude, stop trying to stick up for COMMUNISTS

>designated

Russia is not communist

>No paths

The land costs nothing in Russia, materials are cheap (bricks made by slaves in Chechnya and Dagestan, for example).

The only thing that splits you up from comfy suburb dwelling in Russia is being a drunk lazy nothingless.
If you are a working honest man, it won't be a problem for you to start residing there.

>Just go inside your fucking house
But what is the difference? Make you house walls from the glass. If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear.

Still looks shitty.

All those houses need brick walls along their yards.

>Apparently owning guns, security systems, motion triggered lights, etc. are outlawed in Russia
None of this outlawed in Russia. It is building walls outlawed in USA, also making houses not from cardboard so police could crush into your bedroom every night they please.

Because suburbs are shit in russia. Commie blocks is where its at

LIterally looks like the cat in the hat movie with mike meyers.

Literally the same class of people live in these

Depending on where you live these homes are 400-800k

...

This is a middle class neighborhood in America

Why is eastern Europe so sad and depressing?

They're made out of wood. Russians also have wooden houses.

Why do so many countries lack footpaths?

walls, walls everywhere

Vodka mostly.

>why is eastern europe so sad and depressing
Is it? I think good indication of sad and depressed country is prevalence of autism, social anxiety between children and teens. I do not know a single autist back in my country. Never knew about social anxiety either. For a long time I thougt autism was just Cred Forums meme

Wtf just got banned for posting porn/violating rule 3. How is this even considered porn ffs? Are mods fucking retarded?

however for some reason every single city in Russia is a shithole, except maybe Moscow and St-Petersburg, but even these are mostly shithole

Also we learn to drive playing GTA, and many buy their license of the internet and never take a driving test or lessons... but mostly vodka.

Kazan is better than both Moscow and Saint Petersburg. Just shows how ignorant about Russia you are.

Don't you have life-long loans to pay for your dream houses?

30 yr mortgages, but its pretty easy if you want to move.

I know the only way a European can own a house if they inherit it from their parents

>400-800k
That's a 250k home in the south

Typical British working class home here.

Is it any wonder we took over the world.

LOL

Small cars on the left and big cars on the right? 3rd world pigs.

>That's a 250k home in the south

Its not
That's not a 250k house anywhere

I used to live in Volgograd, and the houses is not like that.