Examples of shitty education

Post your examples of shitty education, common core, teachers getting butthurt over being corrected, and anything else you can think of.

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>tfw you have to be in a militia to own a gun

Nigger when was that guide published? When I was learning about the amendments in elementary school in the mid 2000s, the "state militia" part wasn't there.

There is no topic that triggers me harder than this one.

I'm usually a pretty calm person, but I get truly angry at this shit.

How do you even use common core shit in real life?

That's pretty bad.

Here's an old but good one.

You don't. Common core is the math heuristic people naturally develop by learning real math. When you focus on teaching people heuristics they will not understand the basics and they will not be able to properly utilize the subject.

People talk about Cred Forums being full of cancer. But since it's really just a bunch of retards jerking off with each other for entertainment purposes, the "cancer" doesn't actually cause that much harm overall.

Pic related is the kind of real-life cancer that actually is causing a tremendous amount of harm to children. It is truly a legal form of child abuse.

>although he was correct

ayy lmao

A woman wrote this, you can tell.

/r/ the full image of pic-related

Monitoring this thread
Im glad I got out of the public school system before they rolled out this bullshit

Exactly. I see kind of where they want to go but everyone thinks differently. If you don't teach them the fundamentals they don't even begin to understand. That's why you teach the fundamentals and if kids have issues you try to reach several tricks to see what makes sense for them. Common core math is backwards, teaching "tricks" before fundamentals and usually the tricks they choose are stupid.

Unrelated to math but here's another one.

Me too

Class of 2014 holy shit. Got out of there right before my county decided to enforce uniforms

Meanwhile, in Brazil.

speaking of Brasil

Well at least we aren't that bad yet I guess.

>nuclear red holocaust on window
it is right

>it is just early/sunset
nice to see that they have to be at the factory at 6:00 am or after 7:00 pm

is that a nuclear mushroom in the socialist window?

I see nothing wrong with your pic; redneck interpretations of the 2nd amendment != actual interpretations of the 2nd amendment.

stay in school kiddo!

When I was a teenager studying at school, we were learning how to program in a software called "Turtle". I decided to create my own project and wrote a complete quest game in it.

Though the effort I put was respectable and the game was complete, the quests were dumb. Like "enter the door painted in the correct color" (you had to pick black cause black was my favorite color).

This Common Core shit... it's as if you took a quest I created when I was 13 y.o. and somehow used it as a basis for a math school program. Seriously: the people who created this are either saboteurs or retards, or (probably) both.

With this kind of education, you are fucked 100% in a few generations.

LOL, that's what I thought it was showing too

That picture is complete bullshit too. Capitalism would have robots, not socialism. Robots are the ultimate tool of capitalism becase it means no labor costs. But they did get it right that none of those fuckers are working, just reading books and looking at mona lisa.

I feel like the only way this could be a legitimate lesson is if it were a lesson showing how facts can be used to create a narrative, e.g. how to make feminist book releases seem as important as the founding of the United Nations.

I feel like they're trying to reinvent the wheel, and they ended up creating a fucking square wheel

Ah a fine specimen indeed. Such a good goy.

I got through college with a stem degree before this stuff got bad. I am just worried about my kids.

Holy fucking shit.

>I am going to die due to shitty conditions and I'll never see my family again and in 100 years my legacy will live through this history paper #trenchfoot

Jesus! I imagine what kind of "captions" the class I was in would have created for such tasks. It would have been funny, but the class would've turned into a fucking zoo in an instant.

*in 100 years my legacy will be erased and replaced by a black man by a Swedish game developer

Better version I'm sorry for not finding it sooner

Here, this diagram explains what Common Core is.

why doesn't the big bad capitalist just cut out the workers and use robot arms if its so economically viable?

>Make a clever Twitter post of how someone might react to the onset of the American Revolution!

What is that account showing? Before and after what?

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*Turret Fire*
#trenchfoot

>mfw this is highschool education in america

youtube.com/watch?v=L9sniYqjpyU

Indoctrination in college.

it's says at the bottom

Hey, at least you have a window :DDDDDD

Sounds like little Timmy just got his first B on a test :^)

Sorry, didn't see that.

Holy fuck

sign this petition to fuck up david brock and his correct the record goons. you can use a fake name and it only tak.es 2 minutes.

>change.org/p/united-states-department-of-justice-audit-david-brock-s-media-matters-conglomerate

holy shit

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SCOTUS are a bunch of 'rednecks' now?

if i hold up 3 fingers

but the state says its 4 fingers

how many fingers?

>Robots are the ultimate tool of capitalism becase it means no labor costs.
A team of qualified US engineers and workers who keep a robot running, fix it if something goes wrong, etc., probably costs like $300k/year. Plus spare parts and so on. Plus the cost of the machine itself.

For that money, you can probably hire like 100-200 Vietnamese and up (depending on which machine we're talking) in Vietnam. Why the fuck do you think industry is leaving the countries of the Golden Billion and thriving in the poor eastern countries?

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The second amendment always referenced it being for the militia. The part they always cut is that every fighting age male citizen is a part of the militia

If my son came home with this I would write the tweets for him as racist as possible. Then half way through the assignment I would just write banned from Twitter in red ink.

My old politics lecturer would say 'conservativism' every time without fail

at least its connecting to the kids/getting them to sympathize with/understand the material

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS

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no one knows who this is..stop posting everywhere

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Crowder has several good videos on the common retarded arguments as well.


youtu.be/MW_noXjj6w8

They can't even point out a fucking apple's flesh correctly. What the actual fuck

SHALL

NOT

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INFRINGED

This is the kind of shit that really makes me angry.

Nobody uses the term "number sentence". No-fucking-body. Zip. Zilch.

There is only one standard term to use here: "equation".

Everybody call it an "equation". When those students get to high school and college, every textbook and every professor will call it an "equation".

Teaching young children to unnecessarily use wrong terminology is essentially a form of child abuse.

Just imagine if a parent wanted to fuck up their children -- so for years the parent deliberately uses wrong words to their children in an attempt to screw up their minds and handicap them for the rest of their lives. Naturally, you'd want to just slap those motherfuckers silly for being mean, idiotic assholes to their children.

So how is it any different when a math educator does this? How is the deliberate teaching of non-existent terminology like "number equation" any different from deliberately inflicting a handicap on those children? And how is deliberately handicapping children not a form of child abuse?

while it seems like a silly way to teach basic multiplication, i understand why the teacher marked them down.

in an array, the first number are the "rows", therefore it should be 4 rows of 6, not vice versa. i imagine it is similar logic in the first problem too.

i can guarantee the teacher probably explained this 100x in class.

just because dipshits like you failed out doesnt mean they should lower their standards so you can stay in your "safe space".

Wrong. The "militia" is everyone.

Im 21. Ive been thinking about buying a gun.
I live in baltimore.
Why shouldnt i?

i remember I used to get marked wrong because I guess to closely or sometimes got the answer right when they wanted me to estimate. It was so fucking stupid. I had to stop estimating for real and actually do the math problems so I could get the answer wrong.

I want to torture and kill every person involved with the development of common core.

What about the top one? That's the one I found funny.

Because its racist

Underageb&

>examples of shitty education
Trump supporters

Absolutely no reason not to. Especially now. Conceal carry everywhere.

Nice.

Dumping some old education from 1936 to counteract the negative vibes

Can anyone give me any tips about purchasing a firearm and a conceal/carry in the state of maryland?

>'Muh gender studies

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Post more please. Very interesting material.

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Training class and then submit application.

mdsp.maryland.gov/Organization/Pages/CriminalInvestigationBureau/LicensingDivision/Firearms/WearandCarryPermit.aspx

More like how to make the founding of the United Nations sound more important than World War 2, the Cold War, the moon landing, the JFK assassinatkon, the dissolution of the Soviet Union, or the reunification of Germany.

Oh the good old days.

Good luck, Maryland is in the same category as New York and New Jersey for how shitty their gun laws are.

This is a book which is distributed to children in school it says

Having sex with an animal or corpse and ejaculating Invalidate fasting.

>tfw they brought in this shit before my final year at school
>label it "project maths"
>tfw the old system was more fair and easier for students to do good in
>tfw teachers preferred the old system
>tfw have to show everything on how you got this that and the other
>tfw the answer doesn't matter anymore they just want rediculous amount of workings
>have to get grinds to learn to write page loads of shit workings
>tfw 3000 people failed the ordinary level paper last year
>that's 10% of those that took it
>the fucking ordinary level paper
>mfw

I've got a few more, problem is that user who dumped them did some shitty scans

Even in 1936 they knew that being fat was unhealthy

>every fighting age male citizen is a part of the militia
It's pretty clear that this means you can have your guns back when you reintroduce conscription.

Do it

One reason you may not immediate realize is that it's a good investment. Both funs in pic have gone up in value since I bought them. Better than buying gold :^)

5 lots of 3, not 3 lots of 5

>Amerifats are paying top dollars for this
>They put themselves in debt for this
>mfw

Interesting that this was considered a typical range of food in the 30s. No McDonalds yet.

>9mm

Learn about reality faggot.

Well i dont really care about value. I care about my protection. I ride a bike everywhere currently, and i literally cant sit out infront of my fucking school without drug addicts and homeless people bugging me.

Ill be fucked if im going to live in baltimore and not have a means to defend myself. Not to mention, in the neighborhood im currently living in im literally surrounding by drug-dealing chimps

Maybe, mid 2000 -> 2005
elementary school can be 6th grade
6 years later, senior -> 18 years old, but it's 11 years later, so he could have been in 1st grade in mid 2005, and still not be underage.

Drugs are bad part 1/2

My $200 textbook puts Ted Cruz as a member of the tea party

>.45

>With this kind of education, you are fucked 100% in a few generations.

That is the entire point.

What's the answer, Cred Forums?

When I was in year 4 we did a whole topic on Bangladesh. Not really sure why they picked one of the most irrelevant countries in the world though.

Drugs are bad part 2/2

Thus is the death of American exceptionalism in tremendous irony encapsulated.

>class of 2013 here
>feel like i dodged a bullet

They teach everyone based on this, because this is the level niggers are at.
It's about equalising the scores between the races by teaching something so fucking retarded that everyone can pass it.

Alcohol is bad

In Sweden teachers aren't allowed to kick out students from the classroom.

So if one shitty kids is screaming and being a little kid, the teacher can't do shit about.

I learned about this just a few days ago. It explains fucking everything, because the last year or so we have had a debate over the fact that our PISA score is falling quickly. But nobody talked about the most important part, having the students behave themselves so they can actually learn. Fucking everything in this country is cucked.

What is the purpose of that timeline? It feels so..disconnected?

I dont know, I cant see figure 3

I just thought it was funny because it's inefficient the other way but both would be correct. Retarded to mark off for IMO.

He was part of the crew that hijacked that particular boat. Technically he was TEA party, but only to steer it into the rocks.

>beretta 9mm carbine space gun
I just think it looks fucking stupid

Reefer Madness

I don't get it... 12-3 = 15?

He's too busy figuring out new ways to oppress the working class. He can't be bothered with "profits".

>humanitarians typically talk about trying to leave the world in a better state than they found it
>they want to leave their children with a hopeful future
>those children are going to be spaced-out-retards who dont know how to count change and only know how to use apple products

My history teacher in high school was a zealous christfag so the entire high middle ages era of history where we focused on the crusades and islamic nations was hilarious to sit through. i don't even like muslims but i could still recognize it was so skewed her lessons were more like a comedy sketch than actual facts

I don't get it. How are those other questions generated so the y can be added to get a sum that matches the original equation? How can this be reliably done so the answer is always correct?

>Not doing liver squeezes daily

>shits on the the assignment for trivialising the horrors of WW1
ends with
>hurr durr this assignment is worse than being an infantryman in WW1

>1936: Whether to be vaccinated is no longer a question for debate.
If only they knew

>tfw lost half of my front tooth when I was 14
>tfw I can rip my veneer out by trying to eat an apple like a normal goddamn person
kill me lads

You're really giving shit to a teacher for having one silly fun day?

Very anti-gun in those days

1 and 6 are just a man trying to suck his own dick

I unfortunately do not have context but it does seem extremely lacking of important events.

kinda wrong. The Militia act says men, but the supreme court said it means everyone

The 1930s foresaw Tumblr

We use the imperial system over here how much is a topic?

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>.45 acp carbine
Just a range toy bro. I think it looks cool

I love watching Cred Forums lose their shit when it comes to common core math. kek. Just shows how little mathematical maturity the average idiot on Cred Forums has.

>2014

fuck off z baby

wtf? there is no such thing as a state militia. That's called a military.

Then all the more reason

But first.

Buy a gun you fucking cuckold

Well no shit since she was wrong

Tumblr part 2

That's all I got. I tried finding this book online but it seems like it hasn't been scanned entirely. A shame since it would be fun to read and get some better scans.

>.45
Oops.

Oh well, I guess enjoy your space gun then.

kek, first i thought it is a bar counter.

Maybe the rationale is that they're still forming understanding of what sentences are, so to tie the equation to the sentence, they use the word number sentence. Then, later they will introduce the word equation as the correct term to use.

I do

Ty. I downloaded these so I can look at them later. On mobile atm.

I would've liked to have seen the rest of what they said about how guns shouldn't be owned.

This is a chapter of a Swedish textbook that is used here in Finnish high schools.
If you go to a high school you have to take this course.
The title is ''Love has no color''

The word "equation" wasn't used until middle school in the 90's.

Someone edit this with the guy lurking pepes on the computer

Good news, I found the next page of that section and like 2-3 more pics in a different folder. They're not as interesting, that's probably why I didn't have them in the other location.

Guns 2/2

kek

> in an array, the first number are the "rows"

That is incorrect. There are two conventions: "row major" and "column major", and both yield correct results. In Computer Science, they study the usage of both the "row major" and "column major" conventions for ordering the elements of multi-dimensional arrays into linear memory -- and in no case does any teacher or textbook make the claim that one way is "correct" or "superior" to the other.

In this case, the teacher didn't know that both rows or columns work equally well, or else didn't care. But even worse, the teacher missed a great opportunity to point out to the students that you get the same answer either way -- an important mathematical principle called "commutativity". To not know (or care) about such an important mathematical result is just plain incompetence.

Favorite part of this page is the explanation of how to get on a streetcar. I live in Chicago and there's still parts where you can see the old rails from like 80 years ago.

>They are often strong in body but feeble in mind

U mean niggers?

My professor is making me write a paper on why postmodernism and critical theory is useful. In a history class no less. Just cuck my shit up senpai.

Good point. I got fucking heated when teachers marked me for shit like that.

Pretty sure this is the last one I have.

Sad how there used to be open-air experiments like this to keep students healthier and happier but now you end up locked in a small room with 30 others.

Considering the heading of the section is "A Healthy Race" I have a feeling that is implied

American higher education

Learn English.

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#2 isn't dumb. If you take linear algebra you would understand but you can't switch around rows and columns all willy nilly and get the right result. You just need a consistent way to apply it so it should be 4 rows of 6.

I actually had to do this in my world history class.
I put: "I saw horrific things, went to hell and back, and finally took a bullet for my country, only to be remembered by a status quo and a hashtag. #TrenchFoot"

Got a 60 on it.

Some schools in Europe do the open air learning. I think Sweden for instance. Might be good if it weren't for the rapefugees.

>lol #trenchfoot is really makes my day sux. XP

>Will is crazily in to football and came from Ghana to Copenhagen to go to sports school.
>He got the idea from watching a tv show about the football club Bröndbyernes Idrottsforening
Why are there shows about Danish football clubs on african television?

Trump said he is going to end privatized education right?

It's purpose is literally and openly to destroy white privilege by making whites as dumb as blacks

Didn't even read this before posting it.

>The argument that it is necessary to keep a pistol in the house for protection against burglars is weak, since burglars are usually armed, and one has at best only an even chance with them.

Funny how you can have a section dedicated to eugenics then say something like this.

No he said he wanted to do something like vouchers so shitty schools have to become good or get wiped out. Also people have talked of tax breaks for private school since you're paying for both public and private even if your kids are in private.

the 3rd chapter is about prejudices and racism
nice book

>Watched my best friend get chewed up my a Maxim#Just90skidsthings #trenchfoot

You're an idiot. A matrix representing a linear transformation has has nothing to do with common core arrays.

based on the incomplete info displayed,
D on both questions

Yeah lol. Literally talk about feeble minded people not having right to procreate and then move on to "just fuck my shit up."

>32-2=30
>30-10=20

This is the retarded way I do math in my head. Just break down to 10s and 5s so it's easier to work with.

It's still faster and easier than commonshit

Seconding how shit "project maths" was. I tutored my younger sibling in maths and it was stupid as fuck. It would show you a completed equation and you had to write out the steps used to solve it in English. Good luck trying that in college.

Its more of "The only way you can teach kids about my death and the death of millions of others is through a hashtag assignment that will probably have a 70% turn out rate of "I wish me and bae were together #TrenchFoot"."

>one silly fun day
>implying it's only one day

I came here looking for this. It's a Canadian social studies book and the reason there's such a huge gap is because the wars are learned at different grades.
I like getting upset at dumb shit as much as you guys but there's a reason this one looks so strange. The topics in school go all over the place and I never figured out why they didn't structure it better.

It's supposed to be 12+3 and the photographer is basically retarded

This is just "adding up to the minuend" which is how most people perform subtraction in their head, especially counting change

12+3 to make it a multiple of five
15+5 to make it a multiple of 10
20+10 to make it the multiple of 10 preceding 32
30+2 to make it 32

The first five is retarded, though. They'll need to memorize single-digit subtraction, anyways, so it should just be 12+8+10+2=32, and the answer is 8+10+2.

Of course thus problem is too easy for us to understand, but a more logical way for us to see it is e.g. 1000-372

372+600=972
972+20=992
992+8=1000

600+20+8=628

How do you know that the teacher didn't explicitly state that they use "row major"? That's probably what happened because that's how it is taught in most of the US(as far as I know).

If you're multiplying matrices you need to pick a convention.

Look at these wannabe faggots that have never programmed in MATLAB

>12+3 to make it a multiple of five

I assumed it was
>12-3=-15

And then he turned it into a positive number because reasons

Am i retarded or what? If you add the three it makes 13. Is this obvious trolling?? I've been here to fucking long to tell the real world from everything else

Spot on. We're regressing.

>Matlab
Had to use that all through college. God forbid they choose a language where the index starts at 0 and not 1.

Thanks for chiming in. Makes little sense to structure it like that but I guess if it's taught it's better than what the picture implied.

My classes moved forward in chronological order covering almost everything within a certain time period. I went to private school though.

I always did my assignments in mathematica and reimplemented it in MATLAB after I verified it worked

>ask american history teacher what caused the great depression
>"the stock market of course!"
>"o-oh right sorry mr street"

>come back the next day with this
>"Conclusion ... Let me end my talk by abusing slightly my status as an official representative of the Federal Reserve. I would like to say to Milton and Anna: Regarding the Great Depression. You're right, we did it. We're very sorry. But thanks to you, we won't do it again." -Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke October 8, 2002 at the University of Chiacgo (Source: federalreserve.gov/BOARDDOCS/SPEECHES/2002/20021108/default.htm)
>"what do you think about this mr street"
>hand him the speech and source
>"user go sit down"

greatest butthurt libtard moment i've ever had in my life

Jumping from matlab to python to C++ for scientific computing is so great. You get to introduce tens of thousands of bugs every single time you work on matrices, arrays, in numpy, etc. Its a fucking nightmare. MATLAB is the HIV of programming languages. I'd rather work in FORTRAN.

Boy am I fuckin old

youtu.be/LQ8Nr3_2724

Holy fucking shit this triggers me.
I would raise so much fucking hell over this, the next letter that bitch wrote would be an apology.

I was thinking about this in an atheism debate thread last night: We wait till at least middle school to teach kids Shakespeare, and when we do, these days the side-by-side translation is pretty much a requirement. Makes sense right? So why, in private schools, do we think it's ok to start teaching children as young as Kindergarten the bible with no objective translation? The best that non Catholics get is a subjective interpretation based on their teacher. I think that's bullshit considering how old the language in the bible is. Way older than Shakespeare.

I'm a reservoir engineer now and thank God all our programs support Python plugins. I haven't touched Matlab since I graduated.

im in class right now

>not being class of 2005
Underage faggots, the lot of you.

Multiplication is commutative, your argument is invalid.

Get your head out of your ass.

>Maybe Hillary's past should be looked in-BANNED FROM TWITTER

class of '14 here too

sitting at mums making $600 a month doing shit with my life

hello darkness

Dumb.

OK, I get it now. Still dumb to teach math that way.

Man, that's not even what the First Amendment says.

It says "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof..."

It says nothing about individual states having an official religion. Hell, Massachusetts had a state religion until 1834. People just like to toss around "separation of church and state" as though it means that we aren't allowed to say "God" in schools. It's such horse shit.

What the fuck is common core?

Yeah but that team can take care of way more than 1 machine, and furthermore for the operation of the machines you only need technicians, which are much cheaper

The sorry excuse for education in American public schools meant to standardize education so that Jamaal and DeVonte are on the same level as Blake and Elliot.

There's no way this can be real.

This has already happened.

>Ok class, what is 1+1?
>2
>Wrong, this imaginary X that came out of nowhere equals 1.

System meant to devalue the High school degree and what said

SeeFucking mongoiloid

I don't see anything about the Muslim ran slave trade or how there are still slaves in Islamic countries like Mauritania for instance.

pbs.org/wnet/african-americans-many-rivers-to-cross/classroom/resistance-to-slavery-lesson-plan/

Today in class
>President Andrew "Stonewall" Jackson
I was screaming internally for the rest of the lecture

No shit. Do you know how long and drawn out the Constitution and Bill of Rights would be if the founding fathers had to say "men and women" everyone. You're splitting hairs.

I was taught that medieval armor was so heavy that if a knight fell down, he was incapable of getting back up, and that knights had to be lifted onto horses with cranes. That was on a fucking test too.

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>interpretations

How about you just read the actual words? They're rather black and white.

>not allowed to say God in schools

this has a really negative effect on education. Try discussing Shakespeare or any other major work of Western literary fiction without mentioning religious allusions. Its impossible. This also prevents people from understanding the effect Christianity had in shaping the West, and you end up with edgy atheists parroting shit about the dark ages being the result of the Catholic Church.

postmodernism and critical theory ARE applicable to a history class you DUMB FUCKING RETARD

Whoever wrote this doesn't even understand hashtags. Why is there a space in it

it's not

half this shit is fake. the other half is taken out of context

You know, when you do math in your head like
1288 + 2123
you don't do it like on paper.
Your round up the number and you go like
1300 + 2100 = 3400
then you substract 12 and add 23 to get to the actual result.
You do this on your own, in your head because it helps.

Americans learn maths this way first. Even before learning that 7 + 5 =12
The teacher tell them that it's wrong.
It is equal to 10 + 5 = 15 then you substract 3

And they're paying top dollars for this
topkek.

>22% deviation is fine
>Who needs accuracy anyways?

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he smiled because that was the absolute worst he could imagine and it was miles better than the shit he was.

>teacher creates desperate attempt to make WWI seem interesting to children
>includes "hashtag," something the well-intentioned but out of touch teacher thinks kids can relate to
>Cred Forums autists lose their minds because a child's intro to WWI unit is being "dumbed down"

Kek, at least like real researchers and historians used to think that once. I read that as a kid in the 90s (in a book written in the 80s). Supposedly they only realized they were miserably wrong when people startrd making custom fitted repro suits of plate armor and realized they could jump onto a horse in it

Academic mistakes like that take longer to filter into popular culture

Common Core math is basically SIngapore Math and it helps you do the shit in your head quickly. If you don't understand this you may be retarded or over 65.

Why didn't you correct it faggot?

>excuse me sir/professor/doctor that's wrong as fuck.

Learning feelings based arguments in a 1st grade English book.

youtu.be/rGph7QHzmo8

When you learn to do math by making ten you don't need a pen and paper like a retard.

Why did 354 decrease? Shouldn't it go up to 400?

Jesus Christ, America get your shit together

>354+291=645
>300+200=500
>645 is a reasonable answer

No wonder those singaporean gooks do so well on pisa math scores

liberal logic "niggers are too stupid to read , write, and count, stupid niggers need all the help they can get" , racist faggots

>i have a math minor and it doesn't make sense to me

i don't have a math minor and i understood it, even if it is weirdly described

It helps only if you develop it on your own in your head.

But learning maths this way is fucking terrible.

I can understand easily how 27 + 19 can be dumbed down to 30 + 20 and then substracting 3 and 1.

But it overcomplicate things for kids.

That is fucking inexcusable FYI even for a fucking student instructor jfc

FRONT END estimation. Method that only takes the first number.

>is useful

If all user had to write about was postmodernism then it would be relevant to his history class(depending on which era of history his class is covering) however he's being forced to write about the pros of postmodernism which is different.

Dumb fucking retard

Why is america trying to standardize fucking equations?
For example 523+486,in my head I do it like this 3+6=9, 80+20=100, 500+400=900, 900+100+9=1009
But I don't understand why are they trying to make everyone do it the same way in their heads, it's fucking bullshit.

If you instill number sense by working with units enough it makes more sense to them to teach the shortcut than a line by line algorithm.

This entire thing was a joke from Mark Twain that ended with the delicious ending of all of the filthy knights being gunned down by glorious machine gun fire, landmines, and electric fences. The bodies were so deep everybody died. What a beautiful story.

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Not really a response to this guy but I was homeschooled so I was forced to memorize the times tables as a kid, do they still do that? Did they still do that when anyone here was a kid?

It's miserable but it really comes in handy later on

Yeah i understood it too I just thought it was dumb. All of this stuff is very inefficient.

>Round 291 to 200
Holy. Shit.

America has long been a really massive center of scientific innovation (partially due to brain leeching Europeans), but still something european scientist/engineers admired. What's going to happen when this retarded generation is all America has left?

Is that a Gewehr 88 on the left?
Classy as fuck if it is.

why the fuck do you need a pen and paper to add 26 and 17

Ah, so the number could be 399.99999999 and since it's front end it'll still end up being 300? I've never heard of front end estimation, sorry.

Yeah I had to do it too. Even had timed tests to see how many answers you could get in a minute.

This shit's fake.
Date: 4/20

>Get brain damage when young child.
>Really good at some things but terrible at maths.
>Systematic of my condition, apparently.
>Regular maths was really hard for me.
>See this common core bullshit.
>Even reading it is painful.

Is it supposed to be easier? I'm a literal retard with numbers and I don't even understand a word of this common core crap.

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I hate common core as much as the next guy but I do understand what they are trying to teach here. Obviously the answer is 75 but they want to train kid's brains to be able to estimate quickly rounding the numbers to make it easier to come up with a general solution.

Exactly. People develop their own strateigies for doing things and everyone is different. They try to force specific streategies on everyone. It's par for the course for the American education system really, just more abstract than you're used to. America's normal schools teach you about individualized education programs, they teach you about multiple intelligence theory, all throughout the time you spend training to be a teacher it's the primary focus, because it's the reaction to the NCLB fiasco. But then American's poiliticians still enforce standardized practices and testing. Very sad situation to be in for those who have a real passion for education. The political system is completely corrupt.

Who knows why they force this shit. Probably textbook companies.

Sorry again, shoulda referred back to the picture. 291 rounded down to 200. This is silly to me.

But you brainfuck them by talking about additions and substraction at the same time.
Then you ask them to add or substract numbers that are not even part of the initial statement.
You're leaving the concrete aspect of mathematics that is important in the first step to introduce conceptual things.

>"I have 13 apples, I give 8, how many have i left ?"
>"Oh let's say you have 20 instead and give 10, then you substract 8 apples and again substract 2 apples"
>"wait wtf the text says i have 13 and give 8"

these cant be real can they?

>because something is dated a silly stoner number anything happening on that date is hereby fake and gay.

>pic realted, top 3 guns for any gun owner

They're making math super inefficient so that kids don't want to do it, and so that their parents can't teach them and make them reliant on the system they're being forced into.

Snopes has that particular one tagged as "legend"

Now I want to read this book. Dammit!

M24/47 yugo
Still a mauser derivative.

I'm not sure I just have it saved.
Pointed out date is 4/20. I have had teachers tell me I was wrong when I was right, didn't give me detention but it still reminded me of it.

>spends time estimating solution
>goes back and gets actual solution
>wasted time solving pointless simplification

Retarded. The only place simplification is worthwhile is in the highest level of mathematics (MD, MC, Turbulence sims, etc). It's absolutely retarded otherwise.

I suppose the same applies to common core history?

Go to the school and tell her if i stab her in both knees with a crowbar but tell her she still has one good knee, how many good knees does she have left to walk with? Giving the wrong answer results in two slugs in the dome but i'll claim that it was only one slug.

You can have personal weapons in Swiss ?

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>Congress may not favor one religion over another

I thought USA is Christian. Fucking cucks lmao

Aren't you legally required to have one gun per man in Swiss households?

Because the second amendment should only apply when a tyrannical government is in place and banning your weapons, then you should buy one

Swiss pls

Wasn't this a government sponsored paper tho? Doesn't seem too different

I asked my teacher that if mass and energy can't be created then how did big bang happen.
She couldn't answer.

Five fingers.

How in the world is this not 1?

Nice AMT. How common are those? I've only ever seen one in the US.

Bitchin. I have a K98 that was captured by Tito's partizans during the war. Didn't realize when they started their own manufacturing they made them with flat bolts.

POO

shame his grips are so expensive, otherwise id be slapping on a pair on my clean as fuck p64

'02 here young faggot. I was in psychology class watching the towers fall. Good times

It has real world practical uses though. Its not a foundation for more complicated arithmatic but a way to train kids brains to do these kinds of simple calculations in their head, making it easier for them in the future.

I still think its retarded but its not evil

>american "intellectuals"

Your sorrow fuels my rock-hard penis.

Nah

When is American just going to come out as a Jewish colony

>Not teaching children PEMDAS

>FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEE
WHAT THE FUCK
GOD DAMN DEMOCRATS

20 divied by 5 is 4
4 times 4 is 16

Fuck order of operations. Do whatever you want lil nigga.

20/5 = 4
(2*2) = 4
4 * 4 = 16

because multiplication are implied when a number is next to a parenthesis
Like 2(2*2) = 8

But it's dumb as fuck because if there is no parenthesis around the (20/5) it is implied that the (2*2) is only muliplied by 5 not by (20/5).

Are we really not doing PEMDAS anymore?

>Go to car man
>Mr.Americlap u are car is 19,999 ameribucks + 1,999 dollar in fees
>Americlap focuses common core knowledge
>My car will cost 11,000 ameridollar

Whew Life Skills

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You gotta admit it's written fairly well. It's almost like I'm having to see it all over again for the first time.

Alright. This "teacher" has something against this student.

That is a lazy equation meant to confuse the students. The division sign is only acting on the 5. If they wanted to divide by the whole 5 (2*2) they would either physically put it under the bar with the 20 on top, or if in the current configuration, put () around the 5 (2*2): 20/(5 (2*2)).

There is no "old way" or "new way." Just the right and wrong way.

Calculator will spit out 16 if you enter what the board shows.

Perfectly compliments your sidearm too, they make great truck guns. Something you can take your sidearm mag, pop it in, and get some long range accuracy with.

what was this guys youtube channel name? forgot to subscribe

PEMDAS

PARENTHESIS. EXPONENT. MULTIPLICATION. DIVISION. ADDITION. SUBTRACTION.

This shit isn't hard you fucking idiots.

>RESPRCT MUH ATOHRITAH

fucking americans

I have no idea how people thought moving from 291 to 200 was a good idea.

All my younger siblings are fucking retarded due to this shit.

Is this some sort of plan to make American's beyond retarded when it comes to science, math, and engineering that in order to be able to exceed in STEM we must hire poo in loos?

Please excuse my dank ass shit, kids.

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>usually indicates their sides have split
LOL

The first summary adds Separation of Church and State, which wasn't really a thing until later court rulings. States were allowed to have "State" religions, and some did, but the Federal government should not favor any particular religion. The "Wall of separation" was taken from a letter sent to a preacher from Jefferson, if memory serves.

The second amendment allows personal weapons, Presser v. Illinois, 116 U.S. 252 in 1886 recognized the right of individuals to own weapons, District of Columbia v. Heller, 554 U.S. 570 also recognized an individual right.

This is just liberal brainwashing at its insidiously finest.

Also, the fact that they have to tell the kids "quarter" means "house" is a sad indictment on the educational level of the kids taking this exam.

K98 is on my list. Pretty penny though. I got mine there for 180 cash. It's still a tack driver and the trigger is amazing. How's yours

sure thing pal. I got the top one, but the other two are becoming kinda tough without that class III license. Hey hans, if you "lose" your gun, does your military buy you a new or something? Maybe you could even buy more?

topkek why are Americans so fucking dumb

Oh man

I wonder if there's a Jew behind this or not.

I can't find any Swiss K31's, where'd they all go?

No it's photoshopped, I don't think even americans have education this bad.

Seen it, and I just figure a google teacher, who can only teach math from her guide book, graded this kids paper.

I thought they weren't too expensive. Friend said nice grips run that much. I recommend these. Give you a little more real estate near pinky and in width but doesn't interfere with mag or mag release. In fact in my case my mags drop free now.

So it's alright unless you ejaculate?

They would charge you for it. But after your time in service the gun is yours to keep. I still have my fathers, and great grandfathers, and great-great grandfathers.

This thread seems like it holds the answer.

I didn't know you could buy them at al lin ameriland? Same with our Sig-550's, or so I thought. There's two dozen of them for sale at the gunshop near me, about 200 franks for a mint condition one (K31) sig-550s are closer to 900 franks

That's because the equation is poorly written:

20/5*(2*2)
As you can see the multiplication is not part of the brackets, and division and multiplication are on the same "tier" of priority according to PEMDAS.

The proper way is to include another bracket if you want one meaning or inserting the 5 into the brackets if you want another.

(20/5)*(2*2) or 20/(5*2*2)

Proper way to avoid confusion**

I got mine from a friend that was clearing out safe space, he only asked fifty for it. And like yours the thing drives nails, trigger is smooth and the bolt is basically polished glass.

Gander Mountain had a heap of them last year, my old man picked one up for 200. Good gun. Accurate as hell, ammo is relatively cheap (PPU makes it) and the action is fast as fuck.

are you interested in losing any?

this pisses me off. nobody would do the job i do for the community or some dumb shit.
we all go there, burn our hands, risk injury and leave sore and tired for money. we couldn't give two shits about less ferrosilicon in the world.

And talk about clean. Don't got a pic of it but the bore I'm mine is absolutely spotless. Mirror finish almost. Just some minor wear around edges

My nigger graduate of 2014. We were the ones to bring my state down to the worst in the U.S.

K98 for 50 bucks. Wew lad. I'd be lucky to get one for 700

>Brazil being as stupid as this
No surprise. But again.

PEMDAS. No equation s "poorly written". You just need to not be a fucking idiot

2*4+1+3*4/2^2*1+1/4+3(4*3/3)

is just as easy as 1+1 if you're not fucking stupid.

wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2*4+1+3*4/2^2*1+1/4+3(4*3/3)

No. You are aware of how much your ATF would rape your asshole if I sent you a swiss gun right? Much less a fucking FA SIG-550...

There should be no confusion. It's not cofusing unless you don't know the order of operations. There's no same tiers what the heck is this?

yea they're sold out.

last year I saw em all over the place and now (that I have money for one) they're all gone. Guess I'll have to take a trip to Switzerland.

I know I got lucky as hell. Right place right time man, that's the only thing that saved me six hundred bucks.

Export more of your K31s pls, its not like anybody but your reservists and color guard even use them anymore. I like opening the buttplates and finding the nametag of the original owner.

There are modern English versions of the Bible everywhere. What the fuck are you talking about?

>there is no same tiers
It's P|E|MD|AS you inbred fucking retards.

"From correspondence with people on the the 48/2(9+3) problem, I have learned that in many schools today, students are taught a mnemonic "PEMDAS" for order of operations: Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication, Division, Addition, Subtraction. If this is taken to mean, say, that addition should be done before subtraction, it will lead to the wrong answer for a−b+c. Presumably, teachers explain that it means "Parentheses — then Exponents — then Multiplication and Division — then Addition and Subtraction", with the proviso that in the "Addition and Subtraction" step, and likewise in the "Multiplication and Division" step, one calculates from left to right. This fits the standard convention for addition and subtraction, and would provide an unambiguous interpretation for a/bc, namely, (a/b)c. But so far as I know, it is a creation of some educator, who has taken conventions in real use, and extended them to cover cases where there is no accepted convention. So it misleads students; and moreover, if students are taught PEMDAS by rote without the proviso mentioned above, they will not even get the standard interpretation of a−b+c. "

math.berkeley.edu/~gbergman/misc/numbers/ord_ops.html

I actually found some but they're going for upwards of $700, seems a little steep.

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You can't buy a gun here unless you're a Citizen. Sorry. Maybe ---- Maaaaaaaybe, you can find a Swiss dumb enough to risk buying one for some americlap but I wouldn't bet on someone who likely makes 3-5x more than you risking years of jail time and tens of thousands in fines for a few american shekels.

I think the exports of the K31's have officially ended. You'll just have to be satisfied with semi-auto SIG-550s, I think you can buy 550s in America? Not sure desu, you guys have crazy weird gun laws.

Pistol+Stock=Rifle. Lmao

This, fucking high schoolers think they know shit but they can't even properly calculate their change at the local drug dealer.

HOW can americans be so fucking stupid?
And YES you do add more brackets to avoid confusion because there are fucking morons like these anons that have never taking an actual math class and think they're hot shit.

That's all true though and common of ancient cultures. Japan was the trap capital of the world since ancient times. Young samurai in training would often grow their hair long and wear makeup and women's clothing. It was common for their masters to fall in love with them and delay their coming of age to retain their lovers. Sometimes disgraced ronin would become trap hobos and wander the coubtryside being flamboyant sellswords. Japan was always gay as fuck.

well shit. you guys need to export some then. Or someone needs to start making replicas.

See my post
People are fucking retarded so yes you add more brackets for clarification.
You ever notice how anons and facebook shitposters always get basic crap wrong? Well some of those will need to understand your calculations in certain situations, so you add brackets to make it simple for their tiny little bird brains.

>exports of K31s have officially ended

Well the quote that had is on point about it. Shitty teachers drill PEMDAS into students' heads without explaining how it actually works and people who don't really have to do anything beyond addition in their life never learn better.