ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Or will it?

madman discord
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TOP NOTCH
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He is lurking this thread right now

the fuck is happening notch, is he browsing Cred Forums? Is he our guy now?

Notch has got the bantz, and he's independently loaded and will remain rich for the rest of his life. He can do whatever the fuck he wants.

Apparently he gets the feels a lot, though, because he can't ever tell if people want to be friends with him because he's a jolly nerd or if it's because he has over a billion dollars.

Forgot the bantz.

Ah yes, the king of autism, coming to claim his holy throne

He has enough cash to give no fucks.

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>gets billions for creating a glorified 80's game
>redpilled
>bantzmaster

he's living the life lads

How long until he names the jew and praises hitler on twitter?

notch i will be your mate

we'll have top bantz
just sent over dem plane tickets lad

i'll even suck you off if you want no homo haha

He tried to use his Minecraft money to become a normie but then he realized that it wasn't who he is and reached enlightenment.

top tweet was in response to an user in a thread thanking him on behalf of the user's kid

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Fucking kek that's actually good

How much chocolate and sweets does he need?

SJWs cannot handle the truth. Notch knows this well.

YOU CAN'T UNDO Cred Forums
it doesn't wash off and doesn't go away.
it's like a blood stain that doesn't get treated right away.

Fucking kek hes like the average Cred Forums user but with fame and money

Fucking rekt. What scandi country is he from?

>Guy creates digital autism
>SJW beta fucks buy it up for years
>Sells it for billions
>Spends remaining days shitposting IRL at the SJW's beta fucks because he is so rich he's untouchable

I want to come back in another life as this guy.

he is literally wearing a fedora and acting like one

it's not about needs, it's about what you want.

E U P H O R I C

It doesn't matter, he already won the game of life.

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Yep, that fucking tweet where he talked about being surrounded by hot chicks on a boat and never feeling more alone was his breaking point.

He realized he will never be a normie, and then we started to get bants notch.

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?

The best one

Fujiin shit bruh kek

How the fuck did notch go from SJW sucking Brianna Wu's cherry red prolapse to borderline Cred Forums shitlord in just one year?

The cuckest one

I honestly hope Notch buys Cred Forums and lets us shitpost in peace

He seems based

Microsoft blood money

Btw here's the tweet that started to redpill him

Here is the answer.

Was there ever any doubt?

>Notch goes with Ben Garrison and Sam Hyde to Israel
>"The vacations end here"

He won at life - he's free.

He's a very handsome man :^)

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No, what red-pilled him was his wife divorcing him the exact day she had been married to him long enough to take a bigger chunk of his billions by law.

[notch detcted]

>You're such a shitlord!
>Give me money to prove you aren't one!

This is seriously grade school levels of intimidation

He doesn't need it but he has fuck you money so it doesn't matter to him,

>FUCK YOU give me money for no reason

Do these people have any self awareness whatsoever?

>repeatedly insults him for literally no reason
>then demands money

Just what the fuck is wrong with these people

>look at his tweets see this one
holy fuck

*smug fedora tip*

>sucking Brianna Wu's cherry red prolapse
Puked in my fucking mouth hahaha

>self awareness
haaaa good one

He should support her as reparations for white mens discrimination against trans people.

He can afford the fast-acting redpill, my tacoicly inclined neighbor

Duuuuude

Notch hates racists though.

>people falling for this

It's clearly a troll. I would expect anyone on Cred Forums to recognize trolling.

Though to be fair, Poe's Law is a bitch...

>Just what the fuck is wrong with these people

It's like you haven't noticed the 'trans' in that tweet.

Mental illnesses often go in pairs.

some Cred Forumsirgin who made some obscure indie game called minecraft, ran off with the money and spends his days single calling out the jews and trolling feminists on twitter.

Is... Is this for real?

Check 'em Notch

jealous & entitled

but mostly jealous

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Holy shit, I didn't know that he was so based.

Yeah I'm sure it's for "repairs" and not "being rigged with thermite"

I hate these people. He was pretty restrained.

well, he is Swedish after all

>actually hating an entire race and not just the nigger-tier ones

Did you watch the youtube video? The person in the video is a fucking borderline freak.

Notch pls buy Cred Forums by the power of these repeating digits.

thank god I am not racist and only have the wrong opinions

He's from sweden
Which just goes to show their might still be hope for those cucks. Maybe they all just need an emergency freedom transfusion

Isn't this the guy that made minecraft? iirc he used to post on Cred Forums when minecraft was in infancy

here forever.

Red pill is a bitch.

I would start playing minecraft again if it wasn't for kikerosoft

Solid kek

Divorce does that to a man.

wew lad

=O

>tfw you will never live as a billionaire tweeting sick bantz from your NEET castle

Aww yeah, Notch and Shkereli.

He was here before

honestly he seems like a good guy
I don't know if I want him to take all the stress required to own this place

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Fug.

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id rather have notch buy Cred Forums than shkreli.

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>become billionaire
>no longer have to suck up to SJWs because they somehow got in charge of everything

What? Can I get details?

NOTCH BUY Cred Forums

Notch buy Cred Forums, Kek demands it.

>stress

literally all he'd have to do is make /leftypol/ as a containment board for libtards and then leave us be

Notch buy Cred Forums

>checked

When he was here before he said it wasn't that and he wanted to give her the money because he's not a dick. Makes sense for a swede desu.

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Buy Cred Forums notch

No Notch, fuck off.

shit, double dubs
is notch a messenger of KeK?

Don't be so mad, Boris!

I'm sure Notch means well.

It's as clear as day, if you compare two people who would hypothetically helm this shithole in the future, it's the person being talked about in this thread that actually makes sense, and not that fucking cryptojew that CTR keeps shilling for.

he's from YES

So this is our guys now... T-the fedora wearing bastard, I mean if he changed his ways I guess he's good in my book.

Why is he so against Americans having guns though??

If he does no more Sweden Yes !

If he ain't afraid to state obvious, then I shouldn't be afraid either.

RotS > Force Awakens

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This exchange happened with him and I a little while ago. I would love to be this dude's friend in real life, I could care less about the money. He seems pretty chill.

Notch, if you're reading this, hit me up. I usually have Tuesdays off. We could drink some beers and play pool.

DOES NOT GIVE AF. MAY MINECRAFTS BRAND BURN IN SHIT no fucks given

Notch please buy Cred Forums

What is happening to Cred Forums?

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>Little while ago
>May 2016

Anyone have that tweet of the indie dev demanding money from him?

he a swede

The fire rises.

?

The American media pounds this message into the heads of everyone in Europe and the UK from a young age.
It's been so successful that people think that America is the only country with guns and that every other country banned guns over 100 years ago, even though even the UK had pretty lax gun laws as late as 1960.

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scroll up

Cred Forums is happening to Cred Forums

I'm guessing it has something to do about being Swedish.

Gook wants to sell it to Shkrelli

hiroshima wants us to buy passes

>Notch goes to Cred Forums to promote Minecraft in its very beginning
>Cred Forums mocks at him
>Notch becames billionaire
>He buys Cred Forums
>The first thing he does is delete Cred Forums

I CAN ONLY DREAM

Martin Shkreli is becoming our new monarch.

if I get quads someone to eat lunch with a picture of this and show him to buy Cred Forums maybe prayed to be to create to Shrek to get quads

T R U T H

I S

E T E R N A L

is that in his house?

oh shit

Yes, Scatsat. It's fine. No need to start logging tour dates just yet.

Minecraft owned by MS makes no goddamned sense. It's written in Java.

>fame and money
you don't has dis?

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So both pewds and Notch started on Cred Forums?
Really made me think.

Mr Shekel-i in charge of 4chins

I'm sure nothing could go wrong here

please notch

Notch buy Cred Forums, then delete Cred Forums. Rolling for sweet justice.

Cred Forums actually liked him in the beginning. It was only when promised features never materialized did Cred Forums turn on him.

t. Cred Forumsirgin, he's still pretty cool IMO

This man needs to be our new leader.

From what I've heard half the boards in this place are already lefty safe spaces.

is this real?

sup ctr how's it going bros

NOTCH IF YOU ARE READING THIS
CAN YOU PLEASE BUY THIS SITE

Explain it, please.

But before that he makes an AMA on Cred Forums and in it he announce shes taking over Cred Forums
>crashing Cred Forums
>with no survivors

same jesus fucking christ

Don't worry, he's a Christian Albanian. :^)

Based.

>Be Notch
>create game and become multi millionaire
>shitpost all day because you don't have to work

This man is living the good life.

Isn't he an Albo, Serbro?

>Make UI easier - use advanced Javascript techniques

lmao

>more Cred Forums

Maybe this jew is not that bad.

>Step 3: War
>we will make it part of our business to help websites like tumblr, imgur, reddit, etc. identify security flaws in their infrastructure
suddenly I'm ok with skrelli buying Cred Forums

Billionaire NEET is the highest point anyone can reach.

He is even calling out Milo, damn son.

yeah, both parents are albanian janitors that live in the USA, and then he became a 30 yo with 130 $ million in the bank

yesterday on his stream he was lurking Cred Forums and said "I just don't get why these people hate jews so much"

later talked about how he won't be able to get in touch with any of his lawyers because of some jew Holiday is coming

>t. jidf

Milo is a degenerate, good work Notch.

>pascal

dropped

Quads for Notch as new overlord

MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!

Fucking nice.

top kek

meanwhile at 8 Cred Forums gg bread, nothing. Damn, anons rly abadoned that board, huh!

Notch?

yeah that shkeli guy doesn't just want his personal army, not at all
fucking retards

lmao he said "correct the record" am i right guys top kekerino

Notch the CTR shills are pushing for the cryptojew aggressively, pls save us

I wonder what Lydia thinks about him now

I actually want to know if this is Notch or not? Will you buy Cred Forums? Are you a prophet of kek? Are you one of the chosen to lead his people to glory?

Notch is are guy

$0.50 was deposited into your account.

ok, lets do this! Quads and notch buys Cred Forums.

Savage

t. actual Notch

He lives in the US

No, please not Shkreli

Notch is the only acceptable person I would want having ownership over Cred Forums. He has the independent wealth to keep the server online without the jew-like obsession with profit. Shkreli would turn Cred Forums into some dystopian nightmare of a site made for normies.

Not to mention Shkreli is known for doxing racists and people he doesn't like. I wouldn't trust a man like that with my personal info.

Ok FUCK it I'm buying a copy of minecraft.

Rolling quads for notch

Truly the greatest swede of our generation

Yes

Whats the date in that article?

When you buy a $70,000,000 house, everyone wants to come over and be your friend.

rolling

quads for notch!

don't tell me that lydia is the pink haired woman?

logic what? lol

Shkreli would only be fine with me if he actually learnt to understand the community to some degree before trying to interact with it. It's not just Cred Forums and Cred Forums, if he wants those boards to fuck with people then fine, but leave the rest of the boards out of it, I go to different boards because I want distinctive content, if everything was Cred Forums or political then i'd just kill myself.

This almost makes me want to get twitter. #womendriving

>300 nukes
Top kek, they have more than that.

A billion? Wew, that's an easy one to solve. I would be his mate, and he can be 100% certain it's because of his money.

He sold minecraft to the microsoftjew

damn anons. you had one job.

Hiro probably sold out to Hillary

Hillary has more money than she knows what to do with, she's running out of time to spend it, and there's 1 month left in the election

she's finally figured out by now how much power Cred Forums has, and perhaps she thinks it's a good idea to shut the site down

holy fuck, what a cunt. never get married boys

it is

PLEASE NOTCH BUY Cred Forums, DON'T LET IT FALL INTO THE HANDS OF SKIKERETTI, HE'LL MAKE Cred Forums PASSES MANDATORY

2 June 2016 but it states:

"The 122-year-old landmark will be closed from October to allow for maintenance work to be carried out, City of London Corporation has said."

Never forget
he created this
youtube.com/watch?v=7QwQPX_yjnM

its like a parallel world, only 4chins showed me this,
this seems to be the new pony thing

you know people ironically pretended to like this and all of a sudden weirdos think they found their place finally

CANNOT BE CONTAINED

Milo has zero cred after trying to scam that dumb reddit board. Holy fuck he was stupid to do that.

Imagine going to parties and everyone is a clone of Phil Fish or Zoe Quinn and the only reason they talk to you is because they want to tell their twitter followers that they know the guy who made minecraft.

Being rich and being surrounded by dick riding normies and numales made him take the red pill.

Hey notch

desu more people should ask Notch to seriously reply about buying Cred Forums or at least giving it some money.
twitter.com/notch/

Confirmed redpilled

Notch is gonna buy us guys don't worry.

Rollin' for the era of God Emperor Notch

disgusting

fuck shkreli

he's a con-man

Notch is legit

Spicy meme there Notchy boy... Fucking kek

Just imagine all of the important people all over the world that pay attention to Cred Forums

Fuck Shkreli. Hes a fucking imbecile leftist sjw cuck.

And what is "Aleppo?"

Fucking.

Epic.

>All the munies to buy more than one military tank and immense fire power
>Not having enough real friends to crew even one at the day of the final happening

;-;

This wants to make me forgive him for running away and selling minecraft to jeW$oft.

Very based reply. Absolutely rekt.

when he was posting in the thread at this time he had a swede flag

Neither the massive emotional propaganda smearing of guns, or the central significance of the Second Amendment, can be exagerrated.
There is a great German movie about the RAF called Baader-Meinhof Complex. It is worth watching, but as you watch, notice that you never see a firearm onscreen without it being gratuitously mishandled. Even police officers and firearm instructors are depicted as unable to handle weapons properly. The educated European has been brainwashed to think that guns are innately dangerous and cannot be responsibly handled by anybody.

Quads get notch buy fucking 4chin

Hillary

Notch, if you're here, I just want to say I love you man and I hope you're banging all sorts of hottie high class whores in your ivory tower.

rolllin

this is what happens when a regular good guy gets to the top instantly
I hope he never loses that purity

oooh it all now falls into place

TOP FUCKING KEK

what made him sell it

He's making a reference to Hillary's Pneumonia.

>Hillary has pneumonia, she's collapsing all the time and fainting, don't worry she's fine.

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

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>gets taken to the cleaners by a whore
>people ask you about it
>say you are fine with it

Its called putting on a brave face user.

>all the money in the world can't make you a normie

Fuck it, might as well try.
Quads for based notch overlord!

So does Cred Forums. The only racists here are tumblrtards trying to fit in, and the occasional stormweenie that they dupe into thinking we're like them.

SO FUCKING CLOSE

Wanted to start new projects. Seems he got in an existential crisis before he could start a new one tho..

Notch confirmed to be based, I always knew Milo was a scummy heel ever since he insisted that Digimon is better than Pokemon.

>ywn program some shitty java game that somehow capitalizes on and single-handedly creates an entire genre that people didn't know they wanted
>ywn get so fucking rich you can sell the IP for 2 billion dollars and instantly teleport to the world's most rich persons list overnight
>ywn use all that money to shitpost on the internet and give away thousands of dollars just because you're bored
>ywa be a wagecuck

time to end it all

Thanks, Spainbro. I guess you are white

Based notch.quads get please

God the feels are real..

fuck

Notch confirmed /our guy/
Milo BTFO

God bless Sweden

R-R-R-ROLLING

He could still pirate it.

>you've probably spent an entire hour arguing with an american on this board without even knowing it was notch
>you've probably shitposted at and insulted him countless of times as well

w-wew lads

Notch is just a nice lad, I like him.

How does having guns 60 years ago help you today?

Enjoy sharia !

rollin for 1111 buy the chan faggot fedora beast

>notch makes worlds most autist driven game
>several years and a billion dollars later he controls the worlds most autist driven website

I like it

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quads for the quads throne

reroll

Fuck off notch.Go fuck a fat whore.

last rerawl

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Quads GET

That was me :) my daughter freaked out when i showed her the screencap. It was nice, her mother and i divorced recently and they moved very far away so we play Minecraft on our special Daddy/daughter server.

Time flies when you're not shitting in the streets.

But is he a nogunz faggot?

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His employees all walked away millionaires but because he kept the lion's share since he was the head dev, they hate him?

He was already a billionaire during his SJW days.

ROLLI N

rolam

Time flies when your wife is getting raped by muslims.

Notch should buy Cred Forums, it wouldn't even matter if Cred Forums was losing money because he has so much money it probably wouldn't even effect him to own Cred Forums at a loss for his whole life.

Yeah, it's pretty clear to me from those livestreams Shkreli did that he has absolutely no understanding about chan culture. Notch would be a perfect fit because he's an actual oldfag that has been posting on Cred Forums since forever.

I really hope notch ends up buying Cred Forums. It would make my life to have this based swede as our new overlord.

DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS

he just didn't realize it yet

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All that money and there's still no hope.

Not only is he a /robot/, his eyes have been forced open to see the strings being pulled. You're here aren't you buddy? It's okay.

Just make sure you buy Cred Forums from Hiroshima Nagasaki before he banzai nukes the boards. We'll be your real friends forever.

Billionaires tend to have more than one residence.

Fuck off sweedecuck faggot notch.

Shut up, currynigger

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he's just saying the truth, you have a corrupt government and you have the guns but you only use them to shoot your own

Yes.

He gave a million dollars each even though he did not have to at all, and they all hate him because he did not give them 10, or 100, or whatever.

I see that notch wants that big fat trump tax cut.

Hi notch I bought Minecraft in alpha, pls gib me a small loan of 1 billion dollars.

>mfw he planed this all along so that the phrase Top Notch could belong to him.

minecraft was fucked up before selling it, he did good

Go shart in mart nigger.

There are still things he has yet to come home to. Europeans are taught to be anti gun from birth. Its going to take him some time. Even supposed redpilled europoors on Cred Forums have a hard time with our second amendment. That's how deep it goes.

well while we're on the topic of notch and minecraft, anyone know of any vanilla survival servers that aren't complete cancer or filled with 12 year olds? I might be asking too much in this day in age

Send him this thread faggots

inb4 notch starts a bidding duel over Cred Forums with martin shkreli.
fuck... forget that. hiro doesn't deserve a bidding contest. quads decide the winner.

Fucking kek

Notch lives in Beverly Hills now mate

At least we shart indoors.

@Notch in this thread, you have 2 billion dollars why not share your wealth with transgender game devs and rapefugees?

Still would have preferred notch at the helm.
But if he ends up being even more based I will forgive him for it. Far more important than a simple game.

This.

>I never understood how we would be able to fight tanks and jets and helicopters with our guns
Pretty sure that's because it takes a brain to understand simple shit. The US military is regarded as the most powerful military in the world but it was still hard pressed to win against a bunch of sand people with inaccurate blasters fire.

If Cred Forums is sweedish owned is it subjectto sweedish hate speech laws?

I believe that he officially disavowed Sweden a couple of weeks ago.

do it Notch

also checkem

wtf is this guy trying to take over Cred Forums and turn it into his own personal army? fuck his shit

oh lawdy

You would know better than I Deejay, you've been at it for far longer than most of us.

Not only is gratitude the least felt of all human emotions, but no good deed goes unpunished also applies.

What did they mean by this?

Notch, you faggot. I bought minecraft back when I was supposed to get all future versions for free, and you niggered out on the deal.

I want my free iphone and ipad version minecraft. You fucking promised me notch. I supported you when you had dick all, and you fucked me.

Living up to that flag even in dire times like these huh straya

Is this how we fix Swedes?
We give them enough money to not care about the social ramifications of their actions?

He made the cunt sign a prenup.

that was kind of jailbait, but there was one for real on Cred Forums and he scrolled the fuck away so fast

will somebody get quads itt already

No. Since Notch does not live in Sweden anymore he does not have to abide by our cucked laws. And unlike Flashback he actually has the money to just brush it off if he was still living in Sweden.

Gustavus Adolphus reincarnated

Hordes of SocJus commies harassed him for years. Extreme, ideologically driven miserable pukes, tied-in mostly from GamerGate, where they attempted to browbeat and bully the fuck out of anyone and everyone they could. Anyone that didn't get on their hands and knees and suck the shit out of their asshole was "evil" and a "misogynist" and a "nazi".

Notch didn't really have any stock in the matter, but they tried to get him to roll over anyway. He's rich and independent and this alone allows him to stand free.

man, i don't have a wojak to properly respond to that chain of tweets

pass user... Why don't you just fuck off to reddit with your special snowflake mentality. You just have to post with your unique little Identifier you fucking faggot

Notch buy Cred Forums

If so, please fix me.

Genius! We make their opinion leaders rich, they instantly turn against socialism, and viola! A movement is born!

This guy may have made an inferior Dwarf Fortress knockodff, but man I'm starting to like him.

>tfw I met her once

Feels cool knowing he hangs out in the trench with us little guys while still being a billionaire.

Notch Buy Cred Forums!

Quands for the king

Can't you just disable that clover shit? I don't want to buy it if it makes me look like a fucking jude of Cred Forums.

quads and notch buys Cred Forums

Quads for the king

This is true for anyone. If it was not for the fact that you loose all means of decent income once you start arguing back then way more people would dare to speak up.

RULLAR FÖR QUADS

Notch was always our guy

She looks like a SJW whore, is that description correct?

we need a thread to name the next king.

that's not how you do it...

>Aussie getting upset over a clover
I've owned a pass longer than you've been on this site faggot. I've been on this shitty site for 10 fucking years and I'm happy to give a little back for all the enjoyment this mongolian triage center has given me.

You have to activate it by putting a message into your options before you post but I keep it on since it triggers so many people.

Yessir. Notch is truly one of us

I am a radical SJW Swedish immigrant who happens to live in Bulgaria

Please fix me

well thats what he gets for going with gold diggers, all he has to do is hide who he is and all of his money and do it the poor man's way. Or hook up with some friend of the family

That was before he was a billionaire. He was just a millionaire at that point.

100%.
Only difference is when I met her, she didn't have pink hair.

>mad they only got one million
fucking really, I would be eternally grateful for even less, if you are not a sperg that throws it out the window you are set for life, I guess it's a small amount in relation to his 1.33 billion net worth, but he started out alone and the whole thing was his idea and he could have fucked off without giving them anything. I bet one of these fags even complained about him selling out to microsoft, as if anyone wouldn't take that insane amount of money, I mean that is even beyond set for life, that's let's start a dynasty or buy a small country money.

then explain this

dug through the archive and updated it with your post

please no, not this guy. SAVE US NOTCH

>tfw trips

This. I remember those days

this nigga lit

kek pless us. Hiroshima is the devil

Let's get real here.

Cred Forums isn't profitable, he's telling the truth.

wtf I love notch now

Jap cannot handle the banter, I guess.

$0.05 was deposited into notch's account for that tweet.

DO IT

Notch is too pussy to buy Cred Forums.

Don't give a Swedish pussy a man's job. Vote Shrekli for moot.

I'm talking about the second tweet, pretty sure he's knocking Trump

You don't just roll quads...

We need a Cred Forums board of directors with that occulus guy, shrek and notch, we could make our own Cred Forums justice league of deplorables.

Full stack js developer jesus dude come on. I helped with that project early on and he Mr. Burns'd us (the real devs who knew what we were doing) and ran it like baby's first IT project.

KeK says he will

rollin'

Buy it but keep Hiro on as an advisor, he's a good kid. Thanks notch.

When will Notch come back to lead Sweden?

notch please buy Cred Forums before that martin dude please..

>I'm talking about the second tweet, pretty sure he's knocking Trump

Sorry user, didn't read closely enough.

Well, I guess he wants to be safe. Trump may end up winning but it's not 100% sure. And hey, jokes are jokes, Notch jokes about Shillary far more than about the Donald.