The "Happening" that everybody missed

I feel no ill-will toward Kim Kardashian. But I also don't give a shit about her. Rich people get robbed all the time. I have more important things to think about, like the color of my next MAGA hat

He forgot "whore".

inside job

How could those men not rape her after having her alone in the hotel room?

Not my mother. Not my daughter. Not my wife. Not even my acquaintance.

Wipe off your tears with that $100.

now you know why they are called the 'Pink' Panters

>leaving your DNA in her coalburner vagina
>get caught easily
>sit for rape instead of just robery
it would be stupid
$6 million is better than fucking some slut

>worthless celebrity
human garbage

>Paris
>Third World
Did i miss something?

you are trying too hard

they should have raped her filming it with her phone and uploaded the video to her instagram account live

max lulz would ensue

Americans think everywhere outside the Anglosphere is third world.

HOW COULD Cred Forums LET THIS SLIDE THREAD BE SLID

>I feel no ill-will toward Kim Kardashian

Why not? What's wrong with you?

She did it for insurance money to give to Kanye because he is poor and they genuinely love each other.

Euro trash thieves about to get BTFO though

because she looks like an ugly whore on crack, especially in Paris.

does anyone think this was a hoax/publicity stunt she pulled off. wasnt she trying to get political and going for a lawyers degree

I just hope she survives so we can watch her publicly meltdown, the way other no talent celebs do.

yeah the joke

Why would there be a thread to someone who in their whole life has not achieved anything ?
Stop sliding janez jebo te bog

no, just any muslim country :^)

I guess if you live in a third-world country but don't think that you do, it's hard to recognise another third-world country when you see one.

always nice to see a limosine liberal getting a dose of reality

You are just mad that the only people of note that have come from your country are war criminals

A fucking camwhore with the worlds worst sex tape. Nothing of value would have been lost.

She went to a Muslim country with no head garb. She deserved what she got. I hope they at least fingered her butthole, too.

Yes, but Pink Panthers are about to get shit on because they are getting the blame for it and she and Kanye will get away with this.

Too bad she wasn't brutally murdered.

Those fags are still more worthy of a discussion than this useless whore

...Who is this again?

I wonder if they sniffed her asshole.

Textbook Insurance Fraud. Bodyguard was with Chloe.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This. Maybe these champagne socialists will finally get a taste of what it's like to be a "normal" person in society having to put up with degenerate niggers and shitskins. They live in their gated communities and tell us that were wrong. This bitch just got a huge wakeup call.

This is true. This is now a Serbian War thread. Remove Kebab

>she is all of the nice warm wholesome things also

and?

>be nice or shut up

false dilemma fallacy

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Given the notorious attention seeker she is, I wouldn't be surprised if it was all staged. She's such an unimportant media whore, that she had to leak her own nudes during The Fapping because nobody gives a shit about her.

She just got a large check she can do whatever she pleases with. If she gives the money to Kanye, well he came to get side! He is just a good husband. They are laughing all the way to the bank.

Why the fuck would I care about some coalburning attention whore who is only famous for a sex tape leak and whose show is about as interesting as Rosie O'Donnell's diet?

Yeah I watched a bit of the sex tape. Just a Google videotaping himself. Pure shit.

>bend over
>sir..I..
>BEND THE FUCK OVER OR WE WILL KILL YOU
>*bends over and spreads cheeks*
>masked man leans face into her sweaty Persian asshole that hasn't been washed for days because Kim is tolerant of Parisian culture and does pic related
>brags about it on Cred Forums

Pretty sure we know we live in a third world country, bud.

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Hopefully she was robbed of her will to live.

>niggas in paris

>implying it isn't

The only other countries I've visited are the UK, Canada, Australia and NZ.

tell me those guys did not molest her.......

They had Kimmy at their mercy, all tied up, they are already up shit's creek over robbing her with a gun and one of them didn't stick his finger in her pussy hole?

I call bullshit.....we are only hearing part of the story

, kidnapp;

i know you fellow third worlders are still on dial up but haven't you had any new news in the last 50 years?

Is it true the robbers got 6 million? 6 GORILLION!?

>taking a neckbeard fatty who sings shitty pop songs in his car seriously

Golly gee

I'd hit it desu.

If you wouldn't you're probably low test as fuck and voting for Hillary.

We were talking about it earlier. We were all hoping she was brutally raped but then it came out that the robbers were white so then we realized the chance of sexual assault was severely diminished so we stopped caring.

If you wouldn't walk up behind her, pull the panties aside, and shove your dick in her you're a 100% faggot.

Oh look, a slide thread.

you wouldnt rob me mam cuz your not making the news if you do and you sure as hell at getting a millions dollars out of her...

> Kim Kardashian gets culturally enriched in Paristan
> Even most of Cred Forums doesn't care because its Kim Kardashian

you forgot pornstar, you misogynist

I think the most annoying thing about that tweet is how he's trying to be an authority on comedy. People always joke about dark shit like that it's been around since forever and it has it's place. Yeah a shame she got robbed but fuck off people can joke about whatever they want, the fag himself is unfunny as fuck and he's trying to make people who enjoy that particular humour feel bad. Fuck you corden you fat swine

They should have killed her.

Sage.

Liberals who support desegregation and mass immigration ask to be raped and mugged.

I guess we won't be seeing her in the next I Love Paris ad.

your gayyyy
pic related

Some camwhoring coalburner
Nobody cares

Did she end up endorsing Trump? I could be motivated to care if so.

>Yet nobody here is discussing it, as if nothing happened. Why?!
because she probably set it up herself either for publicity and/or to get the insurance

I'm robbed at least three times a day. You don't see me making threads every time it happens.

The mother of a toddler named North who can barely speak, the daughter of a mentally ill tranny, the wife of a dindu rapper, and the friend of a bunch of retarded and spoiled airheads. I don't give a fuck what people say about her.

I don't even know who she is.

>why is no one discussing this celeb cunt
Because this isn't buzzfeed you stupid faggot. Sage

Its a hoax, or rather an insurance scam plus publicity stunt. Kanye is in severe debt and they are desperate for money.

insurance fraud to refund monkeyne west

>What's happening is insurance fraud

Member when Kanye was millions in debt?

I guarantee the jewelry was insured. Have you ever tried to resell jewelry? There is a reason it's called Jew-elry.

Kanye just got 10 million in liquid instead of shit overpriced Jew rocks.

>Millionaire celebrity has no security

Bullshit pr stunt

She was robbed by a notorious group of Balkan criminals who are famously fast and non-violent. What's traumatic for Kim is that she lost money, the actual robbery produced as little trauma as possible.

It's actually really sad that she was targeted by trained and skilled master thieves rather than violent thugs. If that had happened she would've gotten a taste of what poor people live through and what crime rates really mean. Instead of wisdom, all she got from this was embarrassment and a loss of money. It was probably too fast for her to even register what was happening, let alone for her to really suffer mentally or physically.

I do feel sorry for her that she was robbed, but I don't feel that she needs to be babied. The crime is being misrepresented. The only loss for her was material.

Her and her family love nigger tier blacks though

Because a nigger lover isn't worth raping.

Maybe she said something racist

>she lost money

How fucking dumb are you, Mr. Poo pants? Never post here again. Godamn

This is also my guess.

I don't understand your objection. Care to explain specifically what's wrong with the hypothetical? And it is a hypothetical because it assumes the OP is right and it wasn't just insurance fraud.

This story has "evolved" so much as to make it sound completly made up. Dinner at 3am? 2 no 3 no 5 assailants? First they were sexurit then they were cops. They got away on bikes? She escaped after being tied up? No personal body gaurd? Body gaurd is at club? Shes seriously alone in migrant city Paris alone?

lol It's widely known Kanye is up to his neck in label debt. This is an insurance scam if I've ever seen one. Ballsy, yes. Legit robbery, highly unlikely.

PS the mom is in some serious debt as well. The youngest one, coal burner as she may (Arminians are still niggers, right) makes the most money. The rest are attention whores who pay paparazzi big bucks to follow them around so they can sell hair extensions on instagram.

Is this bizarro Cred Forums ? Canada with the bants and Serbia with the shit posting?