/EX-YU/ GENERAL - Buthurt German Fuckbois Edition

Slavshit scum. Anglos will destroy your pathetic nations.

Been there done that, you pussies didn't have the balls to come down and play. Enjoy your cultural enrichment. Next.

Do not talk to your Anglo masters like that ever again slavshit.

Reminder that banja luka is croat town

You fixin for a spankin boi.
There is no such thing as croat town.

Come fight me then. Invade. Try me.

croat here.

serbs are all a bunch of turkish rape babies.

Why the fuck would I leave the lush lands of Southern Europe only to travel thousands of mile to some dustbowl island? Bitch please. You guys live on a fucking moon simulator in the middle of the ocean. Who would ever want to invade that shit?
At least you're Croat, so welcome

If you can muster the numbers to do so..oh wait .. u cant xD

Too scared little slavshit scum? Don't even have a navy anyway? Yeah that's what I thought you little bitch. I'll be sure to participate in 48 hour famine and support some starving slavshit scum.

Sup neighbor

Disi štaje eo me pijen pelinkovac.
Hows novi sad havemt been there in a while

What's up bogan? Is Ahmed boning your wife again? Or is it Jamal this time? Maybe it's that new poo in the loo from the corner. Raj? Was that his name?

Get that barbie going, the bulls are hungry mate.

Evo jedem govna umesto da radim
New Now is shit like always, bunch of fat kikes up there. We from the south yo.

Like from niš or?
Ja san iz dalmacije eo me pusin kurac ode iden na fax u mostar umiato da radin hahahah

It's amazing that the shits from the Balkans have nerve to talk to superior countries. It's like a mexican talking back to a norwegian.

Svaka čast xD

Top kek

BG al s donje strane. Jebes centar i sve u njemu, Picke crnogorske.
Jbte jedu mi se sardele uz neko dalmatinsko vino, idi u kurac.

That's called respecting the lay of the lands. To help you understand it better, it's like when Hussein moves to Sidney, and then he starts blowing up coffee shops. See, he is respecting the traditions of the natives. In this case it's the elimination of the domestic population.

Another great example would be if our buddy Hussein went and tried to slap an Emu only to get beaten to shit by the crazy fucking birds. See where I'm going with this?

who /automehaničar/ here?

worldbulletin.net/muslim-world/131022/serbian-army-opens-prayer-room-for-muslim-soldiers

Tip top kek

Bruh, treba mi jedan ko budali samar..

Hahahahaha bizi bogte iman doma gradele hranin se meson svaki dan dopizidilo je bogu i isusu xD
but seriously serbia and cro aint so bad conidering were both homogenious societies unlike multiculti merica and UK , uk is Pakistan pretty much

That's what you call Bosniaks. A very elusive species that is rarely found in the wild.

Sta je bilo picke

Preach Mate, a dok preachujes, deder posalji kilo sardela i malo neke brlje domace. Suv sam skroz jbte.

>Sta je bilo picke
stigo Zdravko Colic

one of my dad's grandparents originally came from Yugoslavia back when that was a country, but I don't know for sure what modern countries/ethnicities that is. There is some evidence that points to Croatian (top holocausters and Weird Al), but there might be Slovenian or other things in there as well

You are all Muslim Turk rape baby scum. Anglos will genocide you slavshit scum and use your lands for weapons testing.

Go read your quran Ahmed bin euro. Soon you meet your maker.

>Australian talking about military ops
Bruh, at least when we fight a war, our enemy is not a bipedal bird.
PS. Our muslims are compared to 3rd grade shit you are importing over there. Anglos won't genocide shit. You faggots couldn't handle a bunch of sandal wearing illiterate barbarians on like three different occasions.

Get those Emus to submit first, then we'll talk. Baby steps my bogan friend, baby steps.

>slav heritage
post a bag full of other empty bags as a proof

Bratori, sta se radi u toj radionici jbte?

tebra sta god hoces

Tito's Yugoslavia was only communist in name. It was much closer to Chinese market 'socialism' than real socialism, hence the split between Tito and Stalin. Real communists were routinely imprisoned exiled or killed in Yugoslavia.

Mile, radite lancijine v6?

Look for the bright flash. It will be the last thing you see before the nukes take out all of your cities and mosques. Genocide soon Ahmed.
Anglos rule, slavshits drool.

Wheres Bosnia

nije Mile, al radimo sve

Ma more brate moremo se i dop ak os samo me addaj nekako xD

>Anglos rule, slavshits drool.
That must be why most of your countries have over 60% newborns of foreign ethnicity? It just so happens it's usually some arab shithole and the parents are mudslimes. Lol, Bruce, imma sit here and crack a cold one while your nations go extinct in like 50 years top. See you then mate.

Probably prayer time or some shit

Serbs, do you miss him yet?

Nasao sam ulje u posudi za antifriz. Negde mesa a ja molim boga da nije dihtung glave. Znas gde mogu nadjem onaj tester sto se turi u posudu za antifriz pa se sipa tecnost koja registruje gasove od sagorevanja?

...

Missed him since the day he was gone senpai

Look how that turned out for him lol

koji auto? otiso je dihtung 99%, a taj tester ti ne treba, evo ti jedan DIY test: otvori posudu i gledaj da l "duva" (nabija kompresiju klipova u vodu), i mirisi da l se oseca benzin/ulje na miris iz posude vode. Ako bilo sta od ta dva, ode dihtung, mada sama pojava ulja je dovoljna da se to kaze.

Reaguj na vreme da bi bio samo dihtung glave, a ne cela glava, jer sto ga duze vozis sa razjebanim dihtungom rizikujes da ti se pokrivi glava, pojebu klipovi zbog vode, usere hladnjak od ulja, pojedu se creva za vodu od ulja, i jos pun kurac pratecih govana

Slavs are not white friend. Your country is not relevant at all.
We will kill all Muslim slavshit, invasion soon.

Lancijin V6 24 u Kappi. Fora je sto je auto stajao dve godine a pre toga bio odrzavan redovno u Delti. Nije nikad imao ni jedan jedini problem. Procitao sam ceo manual za to sranje od motora, i izgleda je to standardan problem za njih.

Sreca pa je pritisak ulja veci od pritiska vode pa moze samo ulje da izbija a ne obrnuto. Posto isto sranje cuci u Alfi 166, neki likovi na UK forumu pricaju kako ima inerkuler negde koji ume da pomesa ako nije aktivan neko vreme.

Iskreno u tripu sam da upalim auto uopste zbog ovog sranja a ne rade mi se dihtunzi zato sto 250 jura set pod jedan, a pod dva mora se rade glave kako god okrenes ako se skidaju. Plus stelovanje ventila i cela ta prica. Nisam vise pametan sta da radim. Samo me interesuje dal cu upucam soma jura u auto ili 200 ako nije dihtung.

k senpai, i'm waiting.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
holy shit my sides are in orbit
were the most uncucked and homogenious societies out there unlike you multiculti fuckers.
Plus our households have at least one AK per house so were kinda safe compared to you guys
not to mention rhe fact even tho we are poor we dont need to import workforce from the fucking third world

He's gonna genocide us with them plastic knives familija, we better be scared yo

>No glasses
>Sandals
>Bent over cutting sheet metal

Are you guys just trying to get hurt? Is there some sort of amazing health care over there or something?

>Free healthcare
besides, aint nobody got time for OSHA shit bro

Sending some refugees over to you as I type this.

I just mean for your general well being...gloves, boots and glasses don't take "time".

Eh, I get where you're coming from but that kind of reasoning never really became popular in these neck of the woods

u jebote to je dobar motor, cuvaj to i moci ces da ga prodas dobro u buducnosti. Ne sumnjam da je skupa zamena, i vidis nisam znao za tu njihovu manu sa interkulerom, ali opet mozes da proveris da l duva i da l smrdi na benzin. Ako promesa ulje preko dihtunga glave, morao bi da duva i da se oseca bar malo, jer sa uljem idu i gasovi (i to mnogo vise gasovi). Znaci proveri preko posude za vodu, otvori cep i gledaj/mirisi. Drzim palceve da nije dihtung

Healthcare is free, but it's not because of that. No one gets hurt if you know your shit. High test so we pluck metal from sparks, with pins if it gets caught in the eyeball (rarely).
Also, you can't concentrate perfectly if you always think about gloves and glasses all the time, and it lowers your working ability. I use protective gear sometimes, bud dad is the maestro
>pic semi related, dinner

Prvi Partizan is great. They make all sorts of niche calibers and sell them in the US. I only wish Trump repealed 922r so we can import unmolested Zastava M76es in 8mm.

Real as fuck man. Regards from burgerland.

Overicu sutra kad ustanem. Inace to mije em motor snova em auto snova sve komplet. Dok se svi oko mene loze na neke mecke i sranja, ja uzivam u Poltrona Frau galanteriji ko Berluskoni jbte. A Giuseppe Busso prede ispod haube. Milina jbte. Samo da je vrnem u normalno stanje. Inace ovo ce se prodati samo kad me neko pistoljem natera. Ima da je vozim dok neko od nas dvoje ne krepa. Hvala za savet btw, malo trulo sto te zaskacem na mongolskom forumu za heklanje, ali postajem ocajan vec. Zvao sam mnoge 'besne' majsotre sto rade 'sve zive italijane' nece niko da je pipne. Poslednja sansa mi je Martini u Sabcu. Mora zovem coveka da vidim ima li termin.

why are your hands semi white

Unmolested M76 in 8mm has become a unicorn bro. I was looking for one for a long time with zero luck. It's either some mutilated 'sporter' freakshow, or a piece of junk that's falling apart.

PPU is so so. Just like any other domestic company where the government has majority stake, no one gives a shit about improving the business and products. Same deal with Zastava. The minimum acceptable quality is the standard. Sad state of affairs familia.

Because the dude works for a living, unlike you Fahrudin.

jebo slucajnosti, treba idem na neki rodjendan u Sabac ovaj vikend bas. Nece da ga pipaju jer je redak motor i ako sjebu nesto, ode mnogo para. Nadji nekog iskusnog sto radi sve zivo, takvi su najbolji, znam po caletu

greets!

even when dirty, whiter than your kebab ass

Bata Martini je doktor za ove zaboravljene lancije. Iskreno spreman sam da kupim i alat za zupcenje samo da je covek odradi posteno. Ortak imao istu ovakvu, odvezo kod nekog zlikovca u lazarevac da je odrade i prezupci mu na pola puta do kuce. Horor price jbte.

Yeah but they're still better than the decaying abortions we get for most of our slav guns. Century Arms is awful. Molot and Arsenal (Bulgarian imports) are the only decent AKs we have regular access to anymore other than Zastava imports, and American ammo companies deliberately under load 8mm to drive gun owners to .30-06 or .308/7.62x51 instead. It's good to have other options to keep them honest, like RIA does to the M1911 market and russkie steel case does for ammo.

>sweating your ass and having dirt under your nails because youre a low iq high school dropout

LMAOing @ ur life while studying Computer Science

You're a turk rape baby as well

So Slavshits of the South

How do we fix Yugoslavia?

>Pro Mode: No Genocide

Yougos are insane. Look at the map, they are surrounded by all the empires that ruled the region throughout the ages. Greeks, Romans, Huns, Ottomans, Austrians, Italians, French... They always were at the bottom of the list of civilisation, and the motherfuckers are still there. Respect.

Just remove kebab. It's kebab so it's not genocide.

Only issue with PPU is the inconsistent performance. At least that's the case with what they are selling domestically. Zastava's milsurp stocks are pretty legit, but those are getting rare as well. M76 is out of production, and the last batch they made with military furniture was chambered either in 59r or .308. The only 8mm ones that are worth anything are being run into the ground in the military.

Now they are talking about switching to 6.5 Grendel all together, so who the fuck knows what's going to be on sale in near future.

We go back in time somewhere around the end of WWI and slap the ever loving shit out of King Aleksander. Problem solved.

high test leads to lower empathy for others and thus corrupt leadership. That's why Slavs are corrupt as fuck, have long shlongs and remove kebab (exception Bosnia).

So, there's no fixing it, because lower test isn't an option

>Pic: Finished custom Zastava 128, selling for 600 euros

>6.5 Grendel
The only benefit of Grendel over Creedmoor is AR-15 magazine compatibility. Are you guys switching over to NATO standards?

One Frenchman we owe a lot to. Debt that is still to be paid.

don't have any need for a few million chinks atm

Is that Vodkamobile tier?

They pretty much already did with the M21, they are just slow with implementing the rifle anywhere else aside the select units.

nah, it's made from blood and sweat of true mechanics

>Licensed glorious Fiat 127
>Vodkamobile
Bro, do you even A E S T H E T I C?

anglo is literally cuck tier though, also, enjoy coexisting with a bunch of paint sniffing abos you fucking kike

Make that Fiat 128

THREAD THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=sOn4tiRHmoA

are you from Zavidovici and your initials are M. P. ? If yes, greeting from Jack dawg

this is where you're wrong though

i was born and raised in Canada my entire life, parents came to Canada from former yugoslavia when they were in their teens, so they've assimilated perfectly. My whole life i was lead to believe that all these western countries are so nice to live in, progressive, whatever

I visited my Mom's family in Croatia recently and visited some other cousins and whatnot in Serbia and Hungary

These places are literally much better than shitty ass Canada and the U.S. Everyone there is white, cultured, fun, cool

It's actually hilarious how disillusioned i am with North America now.

Considering moving to Croatia sometime next year.

Jbte pre par dana sam nasao matori weberov dvogrli sto je cucao na caletovoj 128-ici pre jedno 20 godina. Flesbackovi na sve strane.

>mfw I kinda want to visit the Balkans, even though Im probably going to get stabbed for not even being a Balkanshit

The Belgrade Cathedral looks nice, so does the coast

What other places can I see that doesnt look like a timewarp from the 90s?

>Im probably going to get stabbed for not even being a Balkanshit
We hate each other more than we hate you senpai. You'll be fine.

>stabbed
you're more likely get stabbed visiting Paris than Belgrade bro. Actually, never heard someone stabbed a tourist ever (if it wasn't some football game or bar fight)

you might get stabbed and probably beaten if you go to Serbia, they unironically and genuinely hate and despise Americans, because of NATO and 1999.

t. someone with Serb girlfriend. True story