Just wait guys, everything'll be different once we colonize Mars

Just wait guys, everything'll be different once we colonize Mars.

>wake up to another beautiful day.
>kiss holograph statue of our Lord and founder Elon Musk
>walk outside of Mars bubble home
>planet covered in trees due to terraforming
>more oxygen than on Earth
>oceans of clean, drinkable water
>flora and fauna unlike anything found on Earth
>take it all in
>go back inside
>interplanetary wi-fi, faster than ever
>turn on holo-terminal
>time to make a difference
>"kek Urthcucks get rekt!"
>kill myself because still autistic beta faggot

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>Elon Musk

>more oxygen than on earth
that shit will kill you

>breathing in oxygen kills you


German education Everyone.

is Elon Musk actually Palmer Eldritch?

Sigh...american education everyone

>Oxygen is completely harmless no matter how much there is

>doesn't know that the first major extinction event on earth happened because of rising oxygen levels killing everything but the shitty little things that became us over billion of years
American education, everyone!

you should try it sometime, germ.

#rememberTeutoburg

Enjoy your slow internet connection mars-cucks

I'm gonna be streaming 1080p 60fps vids so fast in between being raped by muslim gangs you'll all be seething with jealousy

Not knowing Mars will never be inhabitable because there is no magnetic field to protect it from solar radiation

In your statment you said i quote "OXYGEN WILL KILL YOU"

A fucking peice of butter can kill you, yet it is not considered lethal, anything can kill you, given the appropriate variables you fucking autistic german.

So changing the situation to suit your argument is intellectually disingenuous.

>the German autism meme is real.

He said it in relation to the OP writing:
>more oxygen than on earth
>more
>MORE
>MOOOOOORE
You daft piece of burger meat.

By that logic, more water will kill me right?

oh only if my position relative in space in time, is appropriate, and i drawn.

BTFO

*drown

...

1% MORE than the average atmospheric oxygen concentration of Earth (20.95%) is 21.95%. The upper-limit of safe is considered to be 23%.

terraforming is unethical
youtube.com/watch?v=OPfRtO4ZkfY

youtube.com/watch?v=dGO8w1C4Jkw

You can die from drinking too much water. It's nearly impossible to actually drink that much in the time needed to kill yourself, but you can drink yourself to death.

On the oxygen thing:
Even if the oxygen levels were not high enough to outright poison us, there is a whole bucket of other shit that happens when there is more oxygen than we are used to.

Is it just me or does this like a name out of Star Wars?

wow. you're right. I didn't think of the poor plants and animals that would suffer should man touch their rock

Atmosphere oxygen greater than 21% is lethal. The trick is in the gradual increase to acclimate

>marskek(5)
Why should we listen to you if you have 5 of the same picture?

This guy gets it

Love you Germany, please go fourth Reich soon, and rid my ancestral homelands of the feral, wretched, filth that has infested it.

Mars has a fraction of Earths gravity and almost no protective magnetosphere.

More like
>wake up again in my miserable colonists hovel that I share with two other couples and my wife
>pretty sure my wife is fucking cheating on me with Ted
>Don't care, just got my new micro sofa for my Perky Pat dream house
>go to get the Can-D
>find out my fucking whore wife finished it off having virtual sex with everyone else in the hovel
FUCK

Terraforming mars is a meme, most work put into it will vanish unless we literally crash fobos on it to restart its core, then wait thousands of years for the surface to recover.

>more oxygen than on Earth

>I have a match
>I have oxygen concentration twice of earth
ugh
>roasted balls.

You didn't watch the videos in my post, right? Its ok, i can wait. They are long and have big difficult words only native English speaker like you would understand, not like slav peasant like me.

your balls would maybe even burn

youtube.com/watch?v=rHI0Caykn7s

SpaceX=NASA2.0
Elon Musk=John Glenn 2.0
Terraforming Mars as real as the Moon landing

both of you are just bad enough at english that you are hilarious

bad grammar?
i cant see anything wrong

fucking beautiful!
more of these?