Alright Anons, The hour has dawned To write out a meaningful poem...
The goal it is said To write and have read About a particular nig as we know 'em...
I'll commence it to start And write from the heart Of The Ballad of Jiggabo Jones:
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Ol' Jiggaboo Jones... T'was well known Dat dat nigga wuz a theif He'd steal from the whites Eben doe it ain right And used all their gold for his teef.
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Thomas Jones
Skin blacked, it was stricken With a penchant for chicken And an unhealthy love of the pork...
For fear they'll be takin' The assistance he's fakin' He stabbed himself wit a fork...
Hudson Bennett
He blacked your wife, and your girl Just to see his face would make you hurl You're a cuck now, just accept that Ol jiggabo jones fucked your wife, how about that?
Nolan Butler
Because he's a dindu He jived to the windu And collected the white man's money...
The people who'd need it They couldn't believe it And now the whole office smelled funny...
Evan Murphy
Ol jiggaboo were troubled By his inards dat bubbled From pork chop ate undercooked
Then a nog-log did slide Down the back of his thigh And fell in his pants that were sagging
Robert Cox
Those pants they were stolen By Jig's cuzin, Bowlin Because he'd spent all the money on crack...
But now he was wishin' That he wasn't bitchin About all the shitstains on his back...
Cooper King
...Because Ol Jigabboo Jones is a black man. And that's what niggers do They'll lie they'll cheat they'll steal And they'll blame it all on you
Zachary Thomas
Niggers are the worst Of society's curse But the cucks in power won't own 'er...
So dey copped dat gud weed An a foe-ty indeed From dat likka stoe on da coe-nah...
Caleb Phillips
Dressed like a fool Ol' Jiggaboo drooled Up to fat white woman one day
He spoke like a retard Just like a retard And said basically hey Canna gea halve on that cigarette
Carter Morales
fuck trump and fuck white people
Joshua Cooper
Appalled and fleeced She called the police To tell them what Jigaboo did!
Dispatched right away They were met with dismay When the cigarette was for his kid!
Josiah Brown
A jigga bo do what a nigga gonna do but we all know that they are controlled by the jew
Joshua Adams
The jews said, "Oy vey!" And scuttled away To ply the ghettos with crack...
If they could trick niggers Then (((they'd))) be the richer And get those gentiles off their back.
Mason Flores
but niggers knew what was up with their lean in their cup and crack rocks shoved up their butt
they swung at he rabbi and gave him a black eye and schwartzman was forced to sue
Ryan Johnson
The white man is pained By societal drain Glancing at ropes they let out a sigh...
For gone are the days Of the acceptable ways To lynch all those niggers up high...
Jaxon Turner
To set blaze a feral negro shade We wrapped in capes and went on crusade nowadays we just pay the cops to kill the things And divide from their whole side So they start fires.and chimp out hard Proving theyve been lesser all along
Levi Carter
They paid Dr. Grunkey To prove they were monkeys A fact all of us know to be true...
We took it to media And on wikipedia But alas, it was stopped by the jews...
So Ol' Jiggaboo mated While the cucks all debated Of justice so social and true...
And the redpilled's doors they did lock them And loaded their shotguns Down on Malcolm X Avenue...
Andrew Young
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Carter Bennett
Ole jigaboo jones Smoked lots of crack stones Till the sickness went down in his bones He ran, he jumped, he stole He ate watermelon From a bowl Then one day he didn't give a fuck Jigaboo jones was hit by a truck
Robert Perry
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Cameron Ortiz
Off to the hospital He called his mans Roscoe And in fashion slipped out on the bill...
At the breaking of dawn His negress did spawn More niglets to add to the welfare bill...
Grayson Adams
He said who u been fkin now hoe Slapped her so hard her jaw broke Then went out to buy some booze
Old English and grape soda Is his favorite drank Up in his cup
Called his cuzzin shaqoda To buy som dank And to say wasuh
Caleb Robinson
Wasuh Jig?! Said the other nig As they drank down their poverty juice...
Imma go come up Once we get toe up And hope we dun find ourselves in tha nooze!
Dawg, dats a bet So they stole a Corvette And drove to the nice side of town...
But something was wrong Good folks don't bump their songs And that car's way too nice for a brown...
So the good folks called it in Just as Jones would begin To trade his foodstamps for malt liquor...
The police they all came And knew Jonesey by name But damnit if niggers ain't quicker!
Losing his Jordans He'll flee from the warden And the grasps of the good people's law...
To live one more day On the government's pay And explain to other dindus "how to ball..."
Isaiah Cook
Jones, jumping tall fence, Pondered, "Whut next?" As the sirens were beginning to fade...
So he hit up Shaquesha Said, "Im finna beat'cha," Over a five dollar can of pomade...
Cornrows all greasy He hit up Dakwishi And sat around on the stoop for some time...
They sat on their ass And smoked up the grass Devising their next heinous crime...
A good one came by With a tear in his eye Saying, "Jig why not go to community college?"
They sat there and laughed And sneered at the good one's gaff For suggesting they go get some knowledge...
"Ay dawg dat ain right Why yu tryin be white?" Ol' Jiggaboo Jones did sneer...
The good one moved on Knowing they're too far gone As they took another sip from their beer...
Now at noon's sky Thirty niglets ran by Asking Jones if he wuz they daddy?
He said, "Shooooo... I ain knoe... "But dis weed fire doe..." And then told them to get off his Caddy...
Kayden Turner
Then a girl he called Boo Came an stepped thru Her head bobbing braids in a fury...
Jig knew she was mad At one of the dads "Foe tryin ta do me straight dirty..."
Apparently cut short By the honorable court For making false claims on Childcare Form 7-30...
She didn't know the jews Limited her screws Only up to three offspring...
So now she came 'round To find Jones on the ground And to start bitchin' bout dat ring...
Responsibility calling Ol' Jones wouldn't be ballin' If he had a trap whore for a wife...
In all of his years Through all of his beers Responsibility is a much worse sentence than life.
Elijah Jackson
Oh, look. The goyim are having another moonman episode.
Nolan Martin
"Yo dawg dis bitch crazy," But the answer was maybe Some of these kids might be his?
So Jones starts to panic And thinks up crimes manic To account for the shots of his jizz.
Lookin' for fun And gripping his gun Jiggaboo Jones stumbles down the block...
But unlucky for him Lil Ray-Ray pulled in And Jones had the wrong caliber in his Glock...
"Nigga yu owe me! Don try an console me!" Jived Ray-Ray all grabbin' his dick...
Jiggaboo Jones took aim And aped, "Bitch whutz ma name?!" As the aimed glock jammed up with a 'click.'
"Yo dawg I'm jus playin'!" Jones started exclaiming And pussied out from the fight...
Lil Ray-Ray was pissed Cuz dis nigga tryin' dis Then realized all dey problems were white.
The fight started to bore them So they stole some more Jordans Cuz no one else was around to see...
They made some more noise Then decided they're boyz Because of a shared felony...
Camden Murphy
^^^...They exclaimed As they count pocket change Because dealers don be hustlin on credit...
If it's white crack cocaine Or that loud shit insane Y'all niggas know Jones bout ta get it...
David Richardson
Looking to cop Dey ran down da block To Boosie who's holdin that dope...
Jones pulled out the cash Then got his face smashed When Boosie left him with a bag full o' soap...
"Fuk dat nigga!" he said Now devoid of his bread Turns out Ray-Ray was part of this caper...
But don't feel bad for Jones And his bunk crack stones Cause niggas know Ray-Ray 'bout his paper...
Nolan Brooks
Now far off in a college Liberals pump "knowledge" To snowflakes sat high on a shelf...
As anons we look on To this swan song And scream, "You know they do it to themself!"
Because everyone knows As the redpills all go That cucks pat themselves on the back...
For talking about things And the feelgood it brings Is the same as a plan of attack.
"It's not their fault!" Thick rimmed glasses all balk Until they all become triggered...
Being progressive around blacks So they try to relax And then one of them becomes niggered...
"Provide description of the suspect," To this police inquiry they object But I doubt they say, "It was a person."
Conflicted by truth And blinded by youth They secretly think, "Nigger," and curse them.
Anthony Cruz
All done.
I'm on mobile, does someone mind capping the thread?
Gavin Martin
Jiggaboo Jones walked into the kfc, Walked up to the receptionest and she said with a smile, Welcome to kfc, how may i take your order? Jiggaboo Jones, pulled out his rusted hi point and pointed it at the girl, His eyes went wide and he barked at the girl PUT DEM MOFUGGIN FRIED CHICKIN AND MONEY IN DA BAG NIGGA the girl open the register, and stuffed the money in the bag, while the kitchen got the fried chicken After it was all emptyed, Jones ran away, with his hands pulling up his pants The sirens in the distance are coming his way, black and blue are on his tail He runs through the hood, and makes it to his house in 5 minutes the blue are outside his porch, their guns all pointed at the door. Screaming orders in the megaphone to come out and surrender, but Jiggaboo Jones did not Jones gets his hi point, and shoots at the cops, the cops, gun him down His gun is so rusted, it looks like fried chicken The jews hopped on, and said it was chicken, not a rusty high point The niggers are now outraged, and they start to protests They burn down the town, and say police are racist, and Jones didindu nuffin.