Cred Forums Heritage Thread:

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Mine is filled to the brim with pedophiles, so I won't bother.

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how's undergrad

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Damn that's a crazy family tree
What kind of physics you been doing?

template?

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Lot of stuff going on here

HAHAHAHA

>all Irish, French and German
It must be pol memes, but why is everyone from a long line of illustrious and pure people that ended abruptly with shitty, ne'er do well parents and is now trying to get back on their feet as a generic college graduate, now of mixed race?

hmm lets test here too

I win dixie

Civil war when?

Show us your jewnese face. I'm curious what a jew chinese looks like.

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100% beady

race war confirmed?

dock worker, gangster, ww1, communist

Hello Freddie Thorne

Take a hike, kike.

All American back to my great-grandparents on both sides. Not sure whether it was great-great or great-great-great that came from France and Ireland.

Why did you draw the Japs with brown skin

This hahaha

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>italian
>in America since 1700s
wut

to the oven?

Good to see. Now, go marry a Thai or Argentinan and shit over every ancestor you just posted.

Not "Civil war"
It's CIVIL WAR

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Good deal. How's the free uni?

hapa lad.

lol, didn't expect anyone to guess that. Its pretty great, hopefully will go back to jewmany in the next year or so though.

also fuck bavarians, they're the wurst

alright you caught me lying about my heritage. here is my real heritage.

>From Father
>Great grandparents front Sicily and came to US in 1918. Gramps is full sicilian born and raised in Chicago
>Other great Gramps was greek and great grandmother was german. Their families came to US early 1900s too and had greek and German daughter
>Father was born and raised in Chicago

>Mother's side
>all sides lived in the colonies since the 1600s
>Documents of family show Irish and British decent and maybe other stuff but who knows
>moved out west to missouru

>Mother and father met in missouru

>12.5% German, 12.5% Greek, 25% Sicilian, ~25% English, ~25% Irish
'Murica

Polish-American is the best type of American

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Bunch of fucking foreigners in this thread

GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM FAGGOTS

Just what I'd expect from someone who actually bought a Cred Forums pass.

nice tree

Mother born in the fjords of Norway.50 percent Norseman.
On Father's side 48 % English, 1 percent Portuguese, 1% native American Indian Algonquin, descended from Powhatan who was father of Pocahontas

ty famalam wheres yours

r8

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took the words right out of my mouth

not white

Can someone post the blank of this????

>tfw I will NEVER have this information

These threads always make me feel bad because I'm so disconnected from my extended family and honestly could not fill even the grandparent tier of these.

Gene test or something

Eh the Mormons keep good records, my daddies side is from Switzerland, german blood. Immigrated in the mid 1800s and pioneered portions of Utah.
Ive heard of slave owning roots from my mommies side, possibly nogblood.

Because I don't have paint. Hope this isn't too messy to read.

Father's side:
>Sicilian grandfather, looks like merchant, probably part Arab. His dad died when he was young, so raised more like an East Coast WASP than a typical Jersey Italian
>Anglo-Irish Grandmother with Norman surname. Gave me tall genes

Mother's side:
Irish in the "grandpa and grandma have an accent" kind of way, not the muh heritage kind. All short, but the men are all muscular and many have been in special forces in the military and/or do martial arts. DNA test from aunt says mostly Gaelic mixed with some Norse and Iberian.
>Irish Grandfather who looked like Bruce Willis, fought some pretty nasty battles in WWII with the Germans, brother died at the battle of Wake Island fighting the Japs. His father fought in WWI. Abusive bastard.
>Irish Grandmother. Don't know much about ehr other than that her family had came to the US around the same time as her husband's.

Make some shit up. It's not like anybody can tell once you're mixed enough

lmgtfy.com/?q=Cred Forums+heritage+template#

rate guys

>I don't have paint
What kind of meme OS are you runnin kiddo?

REEEEEEEEEE GO AWAY

My Norwegian ancestor was also part of Sherman's March to the Sea.

EUROPEANS AND AFRICANS GO HOME

I just haven't dowloaded it yet. I have a basicbitch mac laptop

>mfw descendant of the Lord Mayor of London

suck my balls, faggots. I'm royalty. You bitches should be kissing my feet

>tfw no body can beat mine

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You forgot to add your great great grandpappy Thomas Jefferson.

What were the Americans before they were Americans?

finally a burger that doesnt worship these bastards. their food is horrible.

Lmao that ain't royalty you dickshit

Subtle well memed

You lucky bastards. God damnit, why did I have to be cursed with Jew blood.

ANCIENT EUROPEAN BURGER KANGZ

Because they were probably ethnically Philippino

mostly germans and anglos
Wir sind nicht Deutschen mehr! Ich schwoere

>half asian
>aryan

Use it.

Infiltrate.

Expose.

Nice dubs

disgusting. You're exactly like me minus the nigger part.

It depends. My family is from the North and I've traced it back to English, Dutch, Palatinate German and random French Huguenot.

The South is basically all Scotch-Irish with some English with random injections of Injun and Kang blood.

any old stock in?

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YOUZ WUZ KANGZ

100% german.

Austrian from mother side, pomeranian from father's side

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still better than your pleb commonperson ass bitch. You mad?

POO

Just poo my genes up senpai

Nope. I am pure Germanic White.

not particularly no

been there, food is shit, smells like shit, people smell like shit, people look like shit. great mountains though tbqh. rheinland-pfalz best pfalz

Rate my ancestor, Cred Forums
Was he redpilled?
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Stark

all of my family(on my dad's side) is ashamed of their indian genes and moved to pakistan as soon as they could. my dad has two flags cause he moved a little later cause his family was poor

yeah you mad. The story of Dick Whittington is also written about him. Research him up and tell me how lucky I am to have basically royal blood in my veins

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Pakistan is just the muslim section of India.

Where's the fucking template you cunt?

Did he ever find out that he was half Targaryen? If so, who told him?

America is just the cucked part of Canada

I'm not Jew enough for them. I'm just a goy to the Yids because it isn't matrillineal. It sucks because I'm not Jew enough to really be a Jew (not that I'd want to) but I'm too Jew to be a nationalist (which I do want to).

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I have three passports

Anyone have this before it was defaced? Looking for some templates and this looks like the best.

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Who in your family is a kike?

Israel accept conversion sometimes. Help If your father is a jew

>poo leaf
>calling anyone a cuck

I would post it but it's on an external hard drive somewhere.

Sorry family.

And only one of them lets you into a country? :^)

Kek

>that asian guy
clearly he fucked it up

I'm not a poo. I'm p sure I'm not even legally allowed to enter India, not that I would ever want to.

You are not a native Englishman are you?

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Cred Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

Yes, ancestors came to New France in 1672

Denial: the post

Partly? Culturally I am.

Mine came over around the same year. Maybe our ancestors crossed paths.

Maybe you're related

How can you people even hope to compete?
[spoiler]plez no bully[/spoiler]

is there a base i can use?

>asian
>he is not acquainted with the eternal finn™

kek

S-stop the bully pls

Everyone with French Canadian ancestry is related, there were only 10,000 people who ever came over from France

Im super white;. I just submitted my 23&me dna test. We will know if mine is true soon.

It's quite possible we're related somewhere.

>In 1663, the population numbered scarcely 3,000 people, 1,250 of them Canadian-born.
I have an ancestor that died in Quebec circa 1668.

I'll probably be an alcoholic

>tfw brown hair brown eyes

It was my paternal grandmother's father. According to the Grand Shlomo Council, Jewishness is passed through the mother so if my grandmother's mother was a Jew, she'd be considered to be Jewish. Even if she was Jewish, hypothetically making my father Jewish, it still wouldn't matter because it'd be my hypothetically Jewish father, not my mother, who was Jewish, thus making me not a kike under Shlomo's Rules.

I don't even want to convert or have anything to do with Jewry. I always considered myself a white, European-American. I didn't even know I was a 1/8 Jew for the longest time but I didn't find out until after I took the red pill and I haven't been the same since.

I mean, most people here have told me it's no big deal because it's so far removed, but the problem is that there will always be people within the movement that will hate me and want nothing to do with me. I've been considering joining some alt-right groups near me but I fear rejection once they find out I'm part Merchant.

Feels horrible man.

I'd like for us to be friends, you and your ancestry seems very interesting. No homo.

so your entire family is imaginary?

your father confirmed for picked up from Operation Paperclip

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A-Are you the Argentinian version of me? I'm also a 1/8 Jew who's majoring in comp sci.

three of your ancestors were products of rape, and you're 1/4 Jap/chinese, 1/4 white, 1/4 black, 1/4 hispanic.

Jesus dude, good luck.

Drummed this up super quick. No Problem senpai

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lol what i thought of immediately

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how the fuck are you even supposed to know that far back?

Good idea

Holy shit, where are you from?

My patrilineal family name is not on there (and it's French). I do recognize the family name Duchesne as the maiden name of my eldest known ancestor's wife.

By literally going on the internet and looking it up. Unless you're a groid, you should have no problem going back 4 generations.

rip french bro

it's okay bro we're all being datamined 24/7 anyway

Mom's is an immigrant. All Irish on that side. Fathers side moved to the USA in 1650 and are original settlers of Western Massachusetts (Vermont border area) MA towns have tons of ancestry data. Especially from any colonial old school family.

well my dads adopted so this is all i know

>more than 50% Midwest

into the trash it goes

Deleted the link I had posted because I realised it narrowed down my family name to 3 possibilities

This is better though

Think about the exponential nature of a family tree. If you get lucky you can find a few ancestors who have been researched by some genealogical nerds. Don't believe anything is definitive without complete citations, though.

Even easier because literally NONE of them have moved further 20 miles from where my family settled until me in 350 years. Thanks family.

>tfw born with blonde hair but it turned light brown when I was 7

you've got to explain some of those flags ffs

you have a great grandfather from infinity?

I'm a Jew, btw, before anyone starts putting parentheses around any of my family's names

Well my family name is definitely on that one. I would expect that of anyone with a french surname, though.

Metis

kek

i was born with red hair but it eventually darkened to dirty blonde by the time i was like 10ish
hair is weird

In North America at least

I lived most of my live in the USA, but I was born here.

Its true Jefferson was friends with an italian

You're like a goddamn anime character.
What's your Stand called?

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10/10
you're a credit to our country (hopefully)

holy shit my dad's from quebec too.

he said other canadians called quebecians ''mutts''

Compressed version.

Mother has Israeli citizenship from my stepfather and is basically the archtypical parasitic overbearing Jewish mother.

am I white, Cred Forums?

It's a shame that he fell for the Anglo lies.

Are you in Pennsylvania by the way?

How the hell did you get non-recent poo-in-loo? Do they clump abos with poos?

Holy Kek dude you're a disaster

>Had almost white haire
>now black

Am I missing something or does everyone know their ancestry except me

I know my father's side is a mix of eastern yurop and irish and my mom's side is pureblood italian, but thats all the detail i know

no, but i wish i lived in new england

i'm stuck here in georgia.

also, do you have brown hair and brown eyes by any chance?

if not, then do a lot of other people in canada?

my great-grandfather wuz burmese nobility(half-caste) I have blue eyes.

>mfw my uncle willingly chose to move to georgia AWAY from massachusetts

Finally someone with some clean Nordic blood among all the mongrel ITT

wewlad

so your grandfathers fought against each other?

What's wrong with Jawdja?

youtube.com/watch?v=_LPPs7CGrBw

>tfw KANG
feels good man

WOGGED

i'm on vacation

pls no bully

WTF I LOVE LOUIS RIEL NOW

>Physicist
You really mean:
>I'm an undergrad that just completed Physics 101

Ditto man. I can tell you the Ethnicity with Some guesswork on the Russian Europe Countries but my own grandfather's jobs is a complete mystery to me, I ain't even gonna try to find out my great grandparents jobs or personalities.

French-Canuck blood.
Traced name to Normans and shiet.
My family (Dad'side) has always been a bunch of hard, self-made men who were previously a bunch of rabble rousing punks. (example: Grandfather was literally a hot rod driving, leather jacket wearing,drum-playing, badass who somehow convinced my pure as silk grandma to marry his reckless ass.)

Goddamn I love my family.

(still need to do more research though)

Yes, and yes. French Canadians more or less exclusively have dark hair, but when it comes to eyes there are both light and dark eyes. My family is mostly blue eyes but I have brown eyes

completely normal

Yeah Metis, the one's on the left are just regional Filipino flags.

Talk to your grandparents first hand if you still have them. If not, their siblings. If not, your aunts and uncles. They will have names that you can begin researching with, I guarantee it.

This might help you

nosorigines.qc.ca/genealogie.aspx?lng=fr

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS, BURGER?

How do I find out

>inb4 $300 23andmeme

Asia/Iberian penninsula

as does my family, do you think i would blend in well up there?

Kek, why the fuck would he do that? I grew up in Mass but hated the politics, taxes, and the laws, but if you want to get away from that shit why the fuck don't you just move up north more where it's nigger free? I moved to New Hampshire and I'm never going back. By the way that Pats game sucked the other day, don't know how the fuck we got shutout but i'm fucking pissed

i'm visiting my gf, it's getting close to her time

i'm a leaf like you

Mine is boring desu

Whatever you are please cease to exist

I usually tell Americans to stay away, but since you have French blood and a French name you'd have a much easier time adapting here. Do you speak any French?

I could never do this shit, ancestors have been in the new world for far too long to trace it back.

It's hard to put up with all the self-hate online

you should all kys if you really feel like this

I have blue eyes tho

>tfw mixed white
>tfw so bastardized I can't rally around a common heritage
>tfw live in America which is not built for my pale white skin and is full of Italians
>tfw

Pure Blood Reporting In then?
youtube.com/watch?v=J67AodOb1e4

full of nig nogs and dindus, not a lot of bright people here, the dialect is atrocious, a ton of niggers, full of bugs (mosquitoes and gnats), usually stereotyped with being a redneck place which is true to a certain extent, and did i mention there was a lot of niggers here?

I am Blonde Hair, Blue Eyes and a French-Canuck. It may be that family origins are in Normandy area back in France but the rest of my family is dark hair or red heads.

I'm Polish born, as far back as I can go my family was Polish but they lived on land that today is Ukraine, but back then was Poland. There's no records of my family beyond that. I know my great grandma on my dads side spoke Ukrainian, but I don't really understand the history that well between the two countries. Dad claims that we're 100% polish regardless.

Most of my dads side were alcoholic retarded simpletons (my dad is literally the only sane individual in his entire family) and my moms side were well educated commies. both sides escaped from former polish land when the ukrainians started pillaging and murdering polish cities and they ended up in lower silesia, former germany but now Poland where they got to literally pick and choose whichever house they wanted since all the germans were retreating to berlin with the ruski's after them.

wish i could understand more but id have to raid my family homes in poland and nobody owns their original houses anymore (nothing in poland is polish owned anymore, everythings german, french, etc.) completely cucked country

oui, parlez vous francais?

>falling for the 1 drop meme

Dude, you're white enough.

fuck this was good

Get started

1940census.archives.gov/getting-started/

I'm a hodgepodge of European countries.

I agree

w t f

this is wild

yeah, but can you swear?

I'm cool

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honorary_Aryan
Work hard and you might gain the title, also no one in the US or Canada is of any real racial purity. I'm a quarter Slav but it helps to tell myself they were from the Sudetenland. Honestly just omit the fact you are anything but a pure aryan for anyone who asks, Nazi Germany would have let you stay and have the same rights (though you couldn't join the SS) so it's nothing to be upset about-- everyone's ancestors make mistakes.

>nosorigines.qc.ca/genealogie.aspx?lng=fr
I'm trying to use the search but it doesn't come up with anything

Normandy is actually known for having red hair, and a lot of French Canadians have ancestors from Normandy. The biggest city in Normandy, Rouen, is actually name after the French word for redhead (roux).

Oui, et il faut absolument que tu connaisses le Français aussi, au moins si tu ne veut pas habiter avec les Anglais et les Juifs de Westmount

I know your feel. I'm mostly white, but I'm a 16th Injun (Abenaki, not spic drug-runner). I know its not much, but I have the feeling that when the alt-right becomes a really big thing, I won't even be included because of the fact that I'm a 16th non-white. I do look white, though, with grayish-blue eyes and brown hair.

anglo putains

Noice heritage, just to confirmed are you cucked with your second son?

also, there's nothing left of before WWII. everything was destroyed/left behind in what today is Ukraine. next to impossible to even start figuring out where they lived exactly, only have one grandma left and shes too busy getting dick

this is incredible, which one is you? the bowling alley manager? this family could literally not be any more trash

ah, I was just razzing you.
we love everyone up here, move up if you can't take the spiders and snakes and kangaroo attacks any longer, we'd be happy to have you.

(you're not Muslim are you?)

It blocks out the information of people up to a certain date for privacy reasons. You should get something if you try just your last name or your grandparents.

youtube.com/watch?v=W3wO63ewDJE

he's my second wife's son

yes, i manage my father's bowling alley, his fibromyalgia has kept him from doing that on his own

thanks for the tip. what are some nice places to live in quebec?

the name's george.

>beat wife to death for cheating

kek'd harder than I should've

>also literally the product of two parents from peoples who hate each other and are constantly at war over religious differences

You might as well be the product of Crusaders' war rape nigga

Thank God I'm from a country where 50,000 braves sons of Liberty dying for the preservation of the Institution of Separation of Church and State solved 90% of our religious problems.

Dude are you me?

Only difference is my surname is Germanic from Carolinian times.

wait a second, the "first wife" is actually related to the right side of the family because she got raped? your dads mother is your first wife? what?

wat/10

it's a meme you dip.

Was born with red hair, it fell out, grew in blond, turned brown by adolescence.

she was my grandmother's sister's daughter, not a rape baby, her father was caught molesting children at the cinema he owned, my first wife inherited the property, tore it down and built a motel there

Well I've only ever lived on Montreal Island so I wouldn't know where else is good. Most people would probably tell you anywhere but Montreal though.

The advantage is that Montreal would help you adapt to French easier since most people are bilingual here.

You must have some IQ having both Anglo and Japanese genes.

Is the niglet your wife's son or something?

from before she married me yes

>tfw jewnose

I came here to conquer the world

Nope sorry man, some one fucked the wrong kebab nigger

Took me a while but finally finished it.

Literally everyone with any European heritage comes from a single guy in the 1100s or something, everyone techinically has Jewish heritage. It's nothinng

r8 me pls

why do a lot of canadians hate quebec? is it because they want to secede?

I don't even know.

i cant sotp laughing

my fucking sides im weezing

how the fuck

Better than being Celtic m8
Struggling to learn comp sci.

generic american mutt #1,349 coming through

Holy shit, you got cucked.

r8, no h8

This... this was a fucking mistake.

make grandma proud, user. I believe in you.

if this is true you lead a hard life best of luck to you cuck

how are your teeth?

Never done a DNA test, might do one soon.

It's weird, I wouldn't be considered a Mischling since that was only for 1/2 and 1/4 Jews, but at the same time, I wouldn't be able to join the SS because they had to show non-Jewish lineage back to 1750. It was a weird gray area I'm not too sure about.

The only guy I know of that was in the same situation is pic related. But he got to stay because he was close buddies with Hitler and had been in the Party since the old days.

Also, what's wrong with Slav? Are you like a hardcore, "only Germanics are white" Nordicist?


Thanks man, although, unfortunately for me, there are many who might disagree with you.

Injun ain't bad though. Lots of Americans and Canadians have Injun blood. Injuns aren't. the eternal enemy of European civilization, and thus there isn't really as much stigma surrounding it as opposed to being part Yid. I partly feel the guilt of being partly of the tribe that is destroying everything beautiful about the world.

i kept my second wife's son after she picked up a crack habit from her boyfriend

it didn't seem right to leave him there

>95% of Cred Forums are racemixed babbies

Got braces when I was 10, so they're good

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>being surprised americans are race mixed

these threads are disgusting. look at all these mutts.

my tree would have to go back 8 generations before you reach a non american. and they're all descended from british.

t. most southerners

Make sure you have about 10 kids user.

Will definitely keep fiddling around site. Merci!

Not worth making a family tree. Both sides of my family was in America as far back as the 1700s and both were scottish before then. Since my dad is from the north and my mom is from the south it is likely the two families were killing each other at one point.

Master Race :D

The right decision from a moral standpoint for sure.

At least try to avoid raising him to be another Kaepernick though.

the extent genuinely is surprising though

Hey now, it's only a small but really disgusting fraction. Just like your niggers.

Here's my DNA proof :D

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I would basically be you except my mother got yellow fever and turned into raging Judeophile on top of that.

Could be worse, thankfully she didn't like niggerdick.

Thanks man. I guess that's true, but it's much further removed. I've seen a lot of people get random smatterings of 0.1% Ashkenazi on their 23andMe tests, but that must've been from some very distant Jewish convert to Christianity.

What's wrong with being Celtic? Basically every American (kangz included) has some Celt in them. My half-Jewish grandmother was 1/4 Irish from her mother.

At least you're a full goy. I can't be a fashy goy when I'm part Zhid. It prevents me from being comfy with life. I'd rather be a full-blooded Irishman than a part Jude.

Also, what do you need help with in comp sci man? What year are you?

it's not toted as the land of immigrants and a melting pot of cultures for nothing

Ah, the Anglo Question. This would be harder for you to notice because you've been in an Anglo country your whole life, but I'll explain a bit. First, I want to be clear that I don't have a completely negative opinion of Anglos, they've done a lot to advance science and improve the world in other ways, but one of their significant downsides as a race is that they're dominators. Whenever they come into contact with another people, instead of trying to get along with them, the instinct is to dominate them, exterminate them and take their land, or alternatively (in our case) to assimilate them into being Anglos, either by making them speak English or by Protestantising them (one usually leads to the other, at least historically).

So due to some defect in the Anglo character, they really don't like having anybody who isn't an Anglo, and in many cases want to eliminate them. The even weirder thing is that modern Anglo leftists still have this attitude, but in the mindframe of multiculturalism. So if you pick up the Montreal Gazette you'll see Anglos saying how our laws protecting the French language are intolerant of lingustic diversity, and the racist French Canadians should be more accepting towards the English language and immigrants. In this sense, multiculturalism in Canada is a way to reduce the French proportion of the population, since the new immigrants almost always learn English, being the global language and all.

That went a different direction than I expected.

Nah, I'm not, I'm just not happy about it. It probably made me shorter (5'9") while a lot of my family is (6'0"). Really just said it to sympathize tho. I'd rather there'd be more NatSocs of unracial purity than only a few who are pure Nordic. Eugenics can clean up the gene mess our fuck-happy ancestors made.

RICED

so your dad is half jew half asian? not sure what you meant by that.

They call us the ETERNAL anglo for a reason

Is there a good website to do research on family history that is free? Or maybe some other method like going through census stuff either in a physical or online archive? Any help is appreciated

>will its eyes open up in a few months?
Stupid bitch figured it out too late.

And into this race he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life.

>the top right jew
Gives me a good kek everytime.

>The face of deception

I'm phoneposting so I cobbled this shit together.

It's probably preddy inaccurate because I don't know that much about my family history (especially my grandfather on my mothers side-I was going based off his last name) so I'll make a better version later.

How is it?

Something you may find interesting:

nosorigines.qc.ca/genealogieQuebec.aspx?Genealogy=Hillary_Rodham_Clinton&pid=86905&lng=en

Fug that should say 1850 in the top right

>grandfather played guitar for a celeb
>his daughter very poor
????

Think again

BIG

SHREKT

thanks for Correcting the Record, r/asianmasculinity

Not all English people are Anglos, in the way I described. Some notable examples would be Tolkien (as far as I know) and Chesterton.

nice double up on catholicism and alcoholic intakes i presume

ASIAN

heres my DNA proof. says im more british than the average brit today.

am I white?
>t. 7% black

How do you work that out?

Our whole country is 87% White British. The vast majority of them are more than 99% 'British'.

How you can test for 'British' DNA I don't really know.

That would be correct kek
>caught my dad multiple times with whiskey when i was a teen
>he gets tipsy from time to time
>think its hilarious when he cant get keys in the door and talks like a retard etc.

Plus
>both parents went through catholic schools

t. New Yorker

>tfw tainted by indio blood on both sides

It sucks because the reason a lot of part-Jews exist is because to the majority of the white population, Jews are white. The only people that don't consider them to be white are people like us.

Some of the strictest white parents who'd raise hell if their daughter wanted to marry a Negro, wouldn't have much of a problem if their daughter wanted to marry a Jew, because Jews are white-looking. Some might make the Jewish spouse convert but they wouldn't break it up because of the ethnicity.

Kind of like Ivanka Trump for example. I highly doubt she'd ever consider marrying a Negro, Mexican or Chinaman but she married Jared Kushner because he's white-looking.

In any case, I guess it doesn't really matter. Most people have told me it's nothing and that I shouldn't dwell on it. Tt just bothers me sometimes. I guess a lot of people are part non-white, especially in places colonized by Euros. I appreciate you being cool and not chimping out and calling me a dirty kike.

Silly goy, everyone who owns a British passport is British!

No, she converted and married my stepdad (Israeli) and now spends her time larping about whatever minute Jewish ancestry she has (our family hasn't practiced Judaism for two centuries at least and have been marrying goyim since then) and my stepfather's family, a bunch of whom died in the Holocaust (ironically not by gassing, but starvation).

I couldn't give a shit less about whether I'm Jewish or not. It's not a religion I practice or have any particular liking for.

what do you look like....are y-y-you hot?

>Strong french military heritage

French Canadian, not French. Nothing to be ashamed of

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Léo_Major

>yfw you realize Cred Forums is just a LARP board for mutts

it means that somewhere in recent times (hundreds of years) the average brit has a german ancestor or something. it probably helps that i think most of my family came from wales. which is likely the most "british" group in the UK

>Our whole country is 87% White British
dont worry it only counts white britsh as native brits

Anybody?

kek i cant breathe, halp

Some of you French Canadians are alright.

-Checked- XYZ4 -El Salvador-

Are french canadians based? I never left Ontario in my life.

sadly its hard to find reliable info without paying someone.
mormons are big on tracking ancestry which is why they own the biggest sites and archives. you can pay them some shekels if you're not sure where to start. they have a DNA test too if you're really clueless about your ancestry.

that sucks. if its that many generations back you might have zero jewish DNA. its not always carried over 50-50.

> JUST FUCK MY GENETICS UP

> East Asian & Native American
LITERALLY subhuman

I see, the ancient Britons or Angles. Not Anglo-Saxon.

Well we used to better, but things are still relatively alright with us, especially compared to other white races

i saw some DNA studies that showed the english are still mostly native. not anglo saxon. they're about 20-40% anglo saxon depending on how close to the east coast you get.

>says im more british than the average brit today.
This is why we're all fucked. Theres are problem when we're born in another country and yet we are more "pure" then the people living in our motherlands.

Damn. How did you learn so much about your family history? How accurate do you think it is?

try stopping me kiddo

>tfw australia and dixieland are more anglo than the actual bongland.

i agree though. motherlands should be atleast 98% whatever the native population is. like japan.

I'm a half pure polish jew
but it's pogrom jew, not holohoax jew, so I can feel better about myself
hang in there my shekel collecting friend

We've discussed this he's referring to pre-Saxon and Norman Britain.

These people would not really consider themselves to be British though in the modern sense of the word since they were tribal and Britain was a geographical term.

This is where things get confusing, the term Anglo while it's referring to the Angle part it really means Anglo-Saxon. These were the people who spread across the globe and built modern Britain.

So if you're an ancient Britain, sorry but you're not an Anglo.

You've got more in common with the Cornish and the Celts.

I know I have Jewish DNA, but I haven't had any "pureblood"/practicing Jewish ancestors in several centuries. We've been Christians since at least the late 1600s when we first arrived in the Americas (by comparison, the SS racial requirements prohibited members from having Jews ancestors from 1800 onward).

>Åland flag

i think you misinterpreted what i was getting at before. the 63% native brit percentage on the DNA test is comparing me to modern white brits who took the same test.

so compared to modern brits my genetics are closer to the old tribes in britian.

i only used the term anglo because its a meme. i was using it ironically since i just pointed out that english people are only about 30% anglo saxon.

That's 7 generations of bad luck right there...

regardless, hitler hated tripfags

What on God's green earth am I looking at?