Fellow burgers: what the fuck is up with all the clowns?

>yfw "viral marketing" has replaced "conspiracy theory" in the shill's vocabulary.

Give me one example of a clown killing someone. They aren't even real, just shit spreading on the internet.

usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/killer-clowns-are-attacking-people-across-the-country-w442920

According to this, a 16 year old was stabbed to death by a clown. Various lesser offenses have been reported nationwide. Apparently in France, too.

So, if it's just viral marketing, why have the makers of IT explicitly denied that, and what are the clowns committing actual crimes, up to and including murder of a child?

no, but it isn't particularly safe

clown is just code for burka.

how about if i conceal carry?

wnep.com/2016/09/27/police-searching-for-assailant-in-clown-mask-after-pennsylvania-teen-stabbed-to-death/

Yeah, you're probably right...

Its either this or an attempt to divert attention from something else

Niggers

Niggers don't like clowns. They might be asian.

reports of clowns in fort worth too

Why don't we go shoot one?

Picture a woman, half-naked, running down an abandoned city street at night. Tears are running down he face as she gasps and sobs. You hear an odd noise, quiet at first, barely there but soon it becomes louder. Squeaking. Constant squeaking from multiple sources. Then they come around the corner.

Clowns. A dozen of them, Their shoes making loud squeaking and honking noises, their painted on smiles only slightly larger than the real smiles they have on their faces. The woman is barefoot and is quickly caught and surrounded by these painted up attackers.

Before she can cry out, a balloon giraffe is shoved down her throat as several clowns take out their own balloons and begin putting them onto their throbbing erections. She's bent over by one of the clowns while two others come at her from front and behind. They quickly penetrate her and begin honking their horns in rhythm with their thrusts while idle clowns perform somersaults and pratfalls as they wait their turns with her.

The honking begins to speed up as the clowns near orgasm and increase the rate of their thrusting. Shortly after, they all pull out of her and ejaculate into their balloons. They quickly remove them, blow them up and make them into different animals as the other clowns move in to take their turns.

This goes on for nearly two hours. The woman is exhausted and bruised, trembling from the cold and trauma. Most of the clowns have left, save one final clown fucking her throat raw. He pulls his cock out and blows his load all over her face, then stands back to admire his handiwork.

She looks up at him, tears in her red eyes and tries to talk.

He hits her in the face with a pie.

The stabbing might not be related if you look into it further, though

Someone just used a mask

Nothing mostly rumors causrd by hysteria.

>clown packing
Funny, but you almost guarantee your death.

I agree. I'm just trying to make the point that I don't think this can be fully dismissed as viral marketing, since multiple crimes have been committed and the phenomenon has extended into France and other places.

At a minimum it's viral marketing that is spawning tryhards to copycat the marketers and commit actual crimes. That seems worth discussing to me.

you got me, youre not supposed to know this but clown colleges across the US have been
infiltrated and are radicalizing at risk clowns with marxist propaganda. the nation
is facing a blackout of the full scale clown revolt going on as we speak

Fucking squares. What's wrong with it? I'm loving this.

if you see one give him the codeword and he will stand down

I was thinking about this today at my boring factory style job I was listening to fight club and was thinking that the project mayhem thing is kind of edgy like us but is this totally different tack about what to do with the world and I was thinking

what if the fight club destroy civilization meme caught on in a minor way at the same time the alt right meme caught on with young men. Like 2016 is so ripe with weird energy it wouldn't even surprise me.

The clown thing is either a stupid movie like most people say it is or it's some quasi-absurdist young men fuck with society shit.

Prank to spook all the normies. Small town I live in is up in arms saying they'll shoot clowns on sight or run them over for walking around on the sides of public roads or at the park. Pretty obvious thats the reaction they want lmao

like, aren't you kind of compelled to dress up like a clown and go stand out in the street and be in the news as the newest sighting in your state? Sort of harmless normie teasing, you don't have to fucking kill anyone and this is really not that edgy it's just the retarded media

"WELL STEVE HERE'S ME TALKING ABOUT A CLOWN THAT WANTS TO MURDER YOU SANDWICHED IN BETWEEN TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER AND THE TRAFFIC"

There could be a group that has similar a similar logic to us like "hey lets behave in a redpilled way and maybe we'll get on the news lets see if we can bring back national socialism"

it's crazy because it kind of works. Maybe these are just some fucking idiots trying to create a similar response.

I believe we are just bunching all types of clowns into one category. Remember kids, juggalos aren't clowns; they are just white trash with sharp knives

My buddy did this in 98.

Stood by the highway in a clown costume.

A car hit it's brakes and the guy came out screaming and shooting...we ran like fuck.

Two weeks later we made a guy crash into the ditch.

Never did it again, but still have the costume.

#clownlivesmatter

You're a cunt, and so was your friend.