URGENT ALERT:

Uhhh, is there any in Dearborn MI?

...

Not under Stand Your...Clown.

When will the senseless killing of unarmed clowns whose only crime was honking end?????

#honkhonk
#notallclowns

You can only shoot if you feel like your life is actively in danger. So it really boils down to what the clown is doing.
>just standing there
No, probably now
>walking towards you, legitimately harassing you
Blast 'em

Depends on the circumstances

>he fell for the ACR meme

*probably not

>URGENT ALERT:
>Y'all what the fuck.
>> clown spotted on my campus

If I saw this on my campus in Toronto I would be be shocked or afraid. I've seen a crowd of people dyed purple, a pirate themed party for grown ups, a hundred trannies, a bearded man wearing pixie wings and pink hair and a lot else. Toronto is already a freakshow. A clown is nothing.

>be american
>get raped by clowns

I've been hearing a lot of these clown sightings lately. What the fuck is going on? Who are they?

>Americucks are afraid of clowns

lmao

>One clown stabs someone
>Another clown gets shot
Thank you for correcting the record.

Buy a gun before the clowns rise!

>clown

Is that like calling niggers "googles", only for white people?

Literally just viral marketing for IT

youtube.com/watch?v=HDQux9tAzQ0

Well, when they're roaming the streets and peeking through windows in rhe middle of the night, it tends to raise concern in the affected community.

And probably a few child rapists who are using the stunt as camouflage.

Just throw a cream pie in his face.

This, never heard of no plane hijacking clowns.

That's ur mum's specialty m8

I bet actual criminals are going to be using this Clown costume publicity stunt shit to do actual crimes.

I'd do it desu, but I am no criminal

well if they weren't, they are now.

Duh

>ACR

>just standing there

If a clown is just standing there, staring, being a creepy creature, then it better prepare to be shot

why take the chance? and anyone who dresses up as a clown better understand the rabid fear of clowns we Americans hold in our hearts.

Tom, why aren't you running Mythics?

Go grind some more nerd

you don't understand. our clowns are creepy psychopaths. they lure children into woods, lurk outside your window, stand unnervingly still with various weapons.

gas the clowns.

i dont know why i even like videos like this but i do

Why does that paratrooper have a hollowed out grenade on his shoulder?

Elon University

NORTH CAROLINA > YOUR STATE

Nah I'm not a liberal faqqot

I live in NY State, a few of these clowns forced my job to close for the day due to threats against the owner's kids.

They're /apparently/ near where I live too, can't wait to go clown hunting.

>2nd amendment is great

>stand your clown
>#honkhonk

Thank you I needed that

cunt

Okstate bro here, why the fuck is everyone screaming outside the villages?

That guy still after all this time kinda bugs me out

>tfw futurama jews are right again

because it's a reenactment

>think I'll head over to his house because he just bought an ACR.
>bought an ACR
>ACR

Head somewhere else.

> inb4 you missed the clown slaughter

Retail is for faggots, RIP Nostalrius.

got em in uk too

what campus negroid? I want to go hunting

>Clown shills are going FULL force tonight
>No one is calling them out

Remember to ignore or at the very least sage these retarded slides

>people form lynch mobs against clowns
>no one forms lynch mobs for niggers any more

But yeah, clowns commit 50% of violent crime.

It's a conspiracy to wipe out the party clown industry. Clowns report that since this trend of stories started that business has evaporated. Sad honestly...

I swear they will lure people with femclowns
cap this

Where in NY?

Oneonta here

Classic Chilean, completely LOCO

This is actually happening.

Nowhere is safe!

Question

Is this shit only happening on the east coast? I'm in Northern AZ right now and I want to remove honk

Any U of A plebs here?

Lol nice bait everybody knows the ACR is America's best weapon you stupid fag

Jesus

Read a book once in your life

Anyone taking this clown shit seriously needs to be executed.

Clowns are not scary unless you're a retard. Why this is a 'national phenomena' is beyond my comprehension, this is just the reality of the world I live in now - people being this retarded.

You know whats actually scary and has extreme real life consequences? Niggers. I saw one yesterday and that was pretty crazy.

Too bad your busted monarchy doesn't have the Second Amendment.

SHALL NOT

Nope here's on in LA

twitter.com/Clown_Sightings/status/783176567966932992

From the same twitter, here's on in Dallas

twitter.com/Clown_Sightings/status/783182217186988032

Houston
twitter.com/Clown_Sightings/status/783172480848441344

Lol some say OP is a fag but how when you're this colossal of a cuckold rn?

> muh "clowns aren't scary"
> surprise you're still a cock sucker

The Ku Klux Klan employed very similar tactics back in the 19th century to terrorize the niggers and other non-Whites who were causing a ruckus in their towns. Non-Whites by nature are very superstitious. Roaming around their ghettos at night dressed up as clowns would strike fear into their cold dark hearts.

Sweet

>mfw arizona lets me cc without a permit
>also lets me draw on a motherfucker without shooting

I can't wait to see a clown's face if they charge me honking their horn

LA too?

Oh fug this will be fun. I'll be there this weekend

>t. Bozo

Good luck to you both. I doubt I'll ever see them in Idaho.

Then again, if it's jugallo or whatever the fuck, the ICP faggots, who are dressing up, maybe I'll get lucky. There are a few of those here.

>2016
>not going clown hunting

shiggy diggy

you got me

Arizona and LA here

You in the Tucson area?

I thought you guys had guns.
Why haven't you shoot any of them?

ibtimes.co.uk/police-hunt-killer-clown-who-stabbed-teenage-boy-death-pennsylvania-1583626

We have. Someone already shot and killed one and I heard another few were shot at.

I'm in Flagstaff. This town is prime clown bait. The city hates light pollution and everything is dark as FUCK, not to mention the massive forest. I know a few spots where they would probably hang out.

They literally closed schools down in my area the other day over this shit. Actually had on standing on main street sometime during the late hours of the night.

>anyone who dresses up as a clown better understand the rabid fear of clowns we Americans hold in our hearts.

Speak for your fucking self man. I've got funny fever over here, and the cure is more clown porn.

Thank fucking God for Harley Quinn cosplayers, and for Lexi Belle.

K E K

You weren't traumatized by IT as a child, were you?

Have at the clown porn, but good luck jerking off to the creepy fucks we have dressing up as clowns.

>Not under Stand Your...Clown.
>#honkhonk
this fucking guy

>Why do they hate us?

THEY'RE BRINGING BALLOONS

OPEN FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No I was not, and the only person I know that was was the class nig who was also pants-shittingly-terrified of dogs.

If that's a challenge I'll accept it if you show some creepy female clowns. Dudes can't get my dick to do so much as twitch.

THEY'RE BRINGING PIES

See a clown, put him down!
Put a round in every clown!

youtube.com/watch?v=iMP42SoWajQ

We had a few at Texas Tech. What the fuck is going on?

The assassins are coming out, I wouldn't fuck with them desu.

Why are people so upset over people walking in a clown costume that never actually committed any crime? Why are people less afraid of niggers?

got a better one for you user

>“I just think it’s crazy. People better take those clown mask off… before the coroner does,” Wright said.

dailyfinesser.com/fort-wayne-man-dressed-clown-shot-head-condition-critical/

Because clowns are fucking terrifying. I hate niggers; I'm scared of clowns.

Someone forgot to lock up Coleman hall after midnight?

>15 clowns drive across the border in one mini-cooper

Stand your clown...

More like Weeks Hall famalam

I've heard it too, but I left my door unlocked.

Clowns are a joke.

That would enable the clowns to have guns too. Have fun with your firefight with a clown you autist

What is this picture? I have seen it so often here.

No they're not, does entirety of US suffer from coulrophobia?

Don't be a factor.
>He's s-s-s-s-sorreeeeee

I left in 2014, what is weeks hall? Coleman was the minority and disturbed whites zoo when I was there. Got a few good world star type altercations at Sam's west on tape when I lived in Weymouth freshman year.

Weeks was the abandoned POS hall across the key from Sneed, facing freebirds. I left in 2015, but I heard they were remodeling it after they got all the asbestos out.

Clowns are the monster you come to fear as a kid, if anything

Stop scaring little kids you fucks. You're gunna get shot one of these times you do your little ruse.

pic related ruined it
i still remember being 8 and my cousin telling me about him

THEY'RE SADISTS

SOME.. I ASSUME, ARE FUNNY PEOPLE

>viral marketing for a movie still a year from release

THEY'RE JUGGLERS

Welp, guess it's time to load up my mags

>plastic stock and grips
why.
why would you do that to her.

Because that's what AK74's look like?

Not if you shot the clown with pic related.

>being this retarded
I guess the Russians are retarded too, right? Fuck off no-guns Ozzie faggot

>tfw I didn't get an SGL31-94 when I could
At least I got my SLR-104FR ;-;

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AK-74
wiki says no.

>stock and grips
this isnt cod you fucking faggot

plastic stock and grips are all new accessory's.
they kill the guns look desu.
cant beat the classic.

lol

Or... circus-stances.

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How long until someone actually beats one of these motherfuckers to death? Or shoots one

OUfag here, no sign of clowns on our campus, I've got some rifles and extra blankets if shit goes down and ya'll want to hide out.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AK-74

Since the mid 80's, yes fucktard ausfag shitposter. That's literally current issue Russian military furniture on that guy's rifle.

no, but thats still adequate for referring to those parts.

yea, all i said was it looks ugly.
argue me all you want about aesthetics.

>#honkhonk

The AK-74M has polymer handguards, stock, and pistol grip. Later 80's AK-74 and AKS-74 had polymer furniture (although the AKS-74 had the metal triangle folder). Seriously, just stop you nogunz

>Why would you do that to her

That's literally how they fucking come from the factory mate.

>2016
>the year everyone found out the US are giant fucking babies

No wonder you need to CCW; you're deathly afraid of people playing dress up

>new accessorys
The Soviets have used polymer on their rifles since the fucking 1980's, and if you include "bakelite" grips and magazines, even since the 70's.

Are you fucking retarded? Typical noguns aussie

Your mags should be loaded already, faggot.

Happening occurs, and you're loading them with one thumb up your ass.

>tfw clown and can't feel safe walking the street and people hauling abuse at me for my traditional clown dressing
#notallclowns
#clownlivesmatter

I keep them unloaded so I don't bring loaded magazines to the range. I have enough rounds on stripper clips to load 5 magazines in about three minutes. I don't use rifles for home defense since
>lol plaster and match stick walls

Some weird occult shit. Stay away from it unless you want to be killed.

Not really a gunfag and personally I think the wood looks good on the AK74

But isn't the black plastic much more useful for a gun your actually going to use to defend your life?

I guess an AK isn't really a good gun for home defense though

"The hottest new club in Toronto is at Ryerson University. Last Friday there was a crowd of people dyed purple, a pirate themed party for grown ups, a hundred trannies, a bearded man wearing pixie wings with pink hair, and a Justin Trudeau piñata that you could only hit with dragon dildos."

THIS.

The Chinese Dragon/ Lion dancers are much more freaky then clowns.

They even Eat Cabbage in front of you.

What the fuck.

Carnivores shouldn't be vegetarian.

>Not really a gunfag and personally I think the wood looks good on the AK74
Fuck you, plum is 10x sexier than wood on an AK-74
>But isn't the black plastic much more useful for a gun your actually going to use to defend your life?
The polymer handguards that are milspec have a heatshield and are generally more durable than wood.
>I guess an AK isn't really a good gun for home defense though
They're fine if you live in the woods or in the middle of no where or if your walls are brick and/or concrete

I'm not sure why they are giant faggots

I don't get it. Is the clown armed? Did he hurt someone?

Why do all you Westerners seem spooked by a fucking clown?

THE WALL JUST GOT 10 FEET TALLER (clown size feet)

Clown horror movies.

if a clown is chasing after you to kill you, will they still do stuff like slip on banana peals right before they are going to catch you?

>implying that this clown meme isn't just viral marketing for the IT reboot

who says the clowns in UK cant get guns.
you autist huehue

it's an American thing
American parents actually do get clowns to come for their kid's birthday so they're all traumatized

he was fucking right the whole time
there is no escape now
youtube.com/watch?v=LgGmQZn77Uw

I'm near Busse Woods in Illinois what are the pros and cons of going out finding a clown stripping down to just my shoes and socks and raping them? I've only got a switchblade so I think I'll be fine due to Illinois strict guns laws. What are the pros and cons of this? Are these clowns armed or just being edgelords?

I've been in Austria too, hanging out with some Bavarians, and they all started unironically panicking when we ran into a clown on the street. This got me and my brother confused as fuck.

This shit is such a great premise for a movie. Much better than IT. Like seriously, a ghost demon clown? Get real dude.

we dont know what these clowns are they can be anything, why not get a mask on and get your switch blade or a gun and ask one what they want.

No one cared until they put on the mask

dude, bash him, what are you waiting for. say he grabbed your gfs ass or some shit.

bash him dude!!!!!

underrated. Honestly one of the few recent SNL bits that's funny

The clowns always get the last laugh!
KEKEKEK

>muh aesthetics
If we were talking stupid fucking rails or fagpul shit I'd agree with you but that shit is factory

if dubz, op should shoot the clown in the face

U of A here, apparently there's one here

>You raped Patti, Doug.

and wood is classic factory.

I know it sounds crazy, but this thing might be yet another police state-reinforcing psyop, GLADIO style reaching yet another new low (save us from the scary clowns, big government!)

All I saw was
>ACR
Awesome car m8.

That or it's keeping all the peasants in a clownish panic whole world events are unfolding.

It's what use to be the norm. Now all new made factory rifles for military and most commerical markets coming out of Russia, Bulgaria, etc, have polymer furniture. Let me guess, you think this AMD-65 is wrong too, right?

It's a man in a costume, he bleeds like you or I. Why is this fucking stupid shit a big deal. It's just a normal faggot in a clown costume, punch them fuck me you pussies.

I heard it was one in the library and one out in front of clitwood

If I honked your nose would you die?

still just doesn't have the same feel.
like a 1911 with out wooden grips.
steel grips on a 1911 is just fucking incest.

And yet it's almost identical to the Hungarian military issue AMD-65

SHIT WHERE?

LEMME MERK EM

>AMD-65
i could not give any less of a shit for any weapon regardless of make, that has a donkey dick.

There is literally nothing wrong with being a clown

It would be extremely funny!

t. an ausfalian that will never be able to own any of this

HONK, HONK, CRASH

Thats how fast a clown can break into your abode to smash you with a toolbox. Always have protection.

...

A Harlequin is like the opposite of a Clown

Maybe they just want to be friends ;_;

RTR
Didn't think any Cred Forumsacks went here

Ok what the fuck is with all these clowns

Why are people so fucking butthurt about these clowns? They haven't done shit. It's nothing but a bunch of fucking teenagers thinking they're cool by trying to scare people.

Ill kick his ass no problem. Ill fuck him up if i ever saw some faggot clown walking around.

No clown sightings in las vegas, right?

#BalloonsOutForHarambe #BalloonsUpDontShoot #StandYourClown #HonkHonk #ClownLivesMatter #NotAllClowns
>pls do not remove honk

Damn UK clowns ain't nothing to fuck with, they got assault balloons and no one has knives to pop them.

People are freaking out here at Oregon state. We had a clown hunting mob.

pic related.

no clowns in iowa yet?

because these fucking idiots are going to incite a riot. see honestly you're asking to get shot or stabbed. just wait until halloween if youre gonna pull this shit

So, Americans are just retards afraid of people dressing up and they can't contain themselves?

that hidden POS tapco.

Police literally issued a warning for residents to stay inside their houses and lock their doors in my college town lmao. The police here are a fucking joke

Bakelite came into use in the early 60's for the AKM, and is still issued today.

george zimmerman got spooked by a nig nog wearing a hoodie and blapped him so yeah

...

Holy shit lmao I'm off campus and I was tempted to come and join

Oh my fucking god these stupid fucking clowns again. They're literally nothing. Some faggot clown comes up to me wanting to start shit I'm kicking his candy ass.

How is this remotely political?

News stories about this just make it worse. More kiddos will get the bright idea to imitate for teh lulz after seeing the media attention, and it will continue to rise until some of them get shot. End result is a couple of teens/20somethings get shot.

>tfw I'm a shitty soft hearted sec officer
>tfw don't beat up the clown for slipping a crew member like my oath to NT requires me to

:^)

yorkshirestandard.co.uk/weird/creepy-clown-who-roamed-the-streets-of-halifax-to-return-9232/
Fame hugry faggot
>The Halifax clown said: “I once saw a movie where it showed a clown with balloons walking strangely down a street at silly o’clock in the morning. So I inherited a clown suit and decided to go for a walk with it on for a laugh.

>“As soon as I got back I noticed it was all over Facebook like an explosion. So I made a page and went for further random walks. The amount of people that would stop their cars and take photos was unbelievable.

Viral marketing shill

Burn a Clown effigy to ward them off.

natural selection, let them die

Yeah this shit is getting out of hand. IT sucked. IT continues to suck. These faggots are making up fake news stories of children getting abducted to sell tickets to a goddam movie. My son even came home today and said there'd been a clown outside his school at recess. This is the type of stuff that starts holocausts.

>thinks /pol is about politics
Get out newfag

Niggers are infinitely more threatening than clowns

You live in Dearborn MI and you're afraid of clowns?

nigger clowns

this is America, right? just shoot the fucker.

You don't seem to understand the political/social climate here right now m8

I wouldn't worry too much about it. They're probably just out on top-secret clown business.

If one of them asks to borrow your car, I say let him

Lexi belle doing clown porn, please tell me youve got a webm or source?

>be an adult

>get scared of a grown ass man wearing makeup and a wig.

The fuck is wrong with you stupid fucks, it's still a person that can be knocked out.

*juggalos

HPU here
Nothing here i have to walk to the bus stop not excited

He's coming

This.

Coulrophilia is inescapable

Theyre taking advantage of how pussified males are nowadays. Its also the new social norm to be scared of every little ficking thing & to mention hpw scary/creepy it is on all socialmedia platforms.

I also bet some are just reddit cunts looking for upvotes, so they get a friend to dress up, snap a pic & post "holy balls guys/gals/non binarys, I just saw a fucking murder clown on xxxx in xxxx, Im not sleeping tonight what the fuckles"

Tfw we'll never get a prequel where we get to see Captain Spaulding in full murderous glory

It's meme marketing thats got out of control then.

> A man was driving. Joyner said the man got out of the car and fired several shots. The man then got back in the suv and headed north on Plaza.

> When police arrived they found a man in a clown costume shot in his head in critical condition.

huzlers.com/fort-wayne-man-dressed-clown-shot-head-condition-critical/

Isn't that exactly what a house of 1000 corpses is?

CIDF detected

...

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this is so fucking gay lmao

Nice

FPBP MOTHERFUCKERS

>Circus Doctrine
topkek

>tfw no killer clowns in your country
>tfw only ayy lmaos in your country
youtube.com/watch?v=qjNr2M6B1dQ

>If it's just standing there I can shoot it. Not taking chances

t.american cop

>implying you are not the sickest weirdo of all the clowns out there

>Tfw poor methead
>Tfw some ad company gives you money to dress up as a clown and stand around all night
>Tfw "Don't worry user you'll be fine"
>Tfw you're lynched

Serbia confirmed clown capital of the world

>if we get murdered by the clown we win

t. Trudeau

name?

wake up at 6am. Hear gunshots at 6:09. I can't tell if that was the bus engines, but that shit was loud and consistent because I never hear the buses unless I go outside.

Can someone red pill me on the whole clown thing?

Even my fucking grandparents were talking about it.

I thought it was just a few guys scaring people in clown suits or something?

NC NC NC NC NC NC

Bread and circus

WALL4CLOWNS

>HURR CLOWNS ARENT SCARY
Clowns cover themselves in baggy clothing and then paint their faces.

In a circus, or at a birthday party, this is expected of them. It makes them look silly and puts them in the uncanny valley. To children it them look like living cartoons. To adults it's a signal to the subconscious that everything's okay, that the pratfalls and antics are just part of the show and that it's okay to laugh at the pratfalls and antics. The only people who are bothered by clowns in these situations are genuinely coulrophobic. And there's nothing wrong with that because...

When someone is walking down the street in the middle of the night, loose clothes and face paint mean different things. You can easily hide a weapon under a baggy clown costume. And even if you can look past the grease paint, the exaggerated features common to clown makeup are still likely to distort your perception of the person's features to where it's unlikely you'd be able to describe them with any accuracy. Say, to a sketch artist.

Now remember, the clothes and paint are brightly colored. This leaves us with a person roaming the street in the middle of the night. He doesn't want you to know who he is. He doesn't want you to know how dangerous he might be. But he DOES want you to know he's there.

Couple this with a popular, well-known movie in which a supernatural monster that sustains itself on fear takes the form of a clown - and then decades of references to the same in the rest of pop culture - and it's not hard to see why Americans freak out about these clown sightings.

Lol I've been hearing about this but I thought it was all overexaggerated
You mean people are actually freaking out about this? Two of them got killed
That's 2-0 and im pretty sure we have them outnumbered
Jesus Christ if some clown comes up and tries to fuck with me im just gonna beat his ass or stab his ass

THIS IS WHY WE HAVE GUNS ON CAMPUS.

SHOOT THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS!

Jesus dude calm down some of us have been saying this about niggers for years but you don't see us all actually doing it
Unfortunately

t. bozo

>Scared of clowns
Please we have a fucking clown as primeminister, Get on our level.

CIDF pls go

>They haven't done shit

Ok.

ibtimes.co.uk/police-hunt-killer-clown-who-stabbed-teenage-boy-death-pennsylvania-1583626

Yesterday some based American shit the head off of one of those clown fuckers, trust me your faggot brother is safe

#notallclowns

clown is a costume of fun, this man was not a true clown

Kill clowns from outer space brought their own plane fool

Pixie the clown

...

You in North carolina?
My friend flew to my house yesterday because he told me he saw confetti and other party things making a trail from the forest to his front door.

youtube.com/watch?v=nUUSDcp0zLk

I'm moderately aroused. Is clown porn a thing?

North Carolina a shit, half you faggots don't even want to be part of Dixie
Ffs you were one if the last to join
t. The best state in the nation

god dammit she had to be a spic

Viral marketing ploy.

You're all retards.

Remington ACR is awesome. Bushmaster is shit.

>Nowhere is safe!
1 in 16 people here have CC and even more have in house armaments
We are literally the safest state right now

They keep trying to steal kids

youtube.com/watch?v=dYyAIYlyafM

It's been a couple years since i first saw her, I was just reminded about it. She looks better with the clown makeup idk its weird.

MD here, can confirm Cheerwine is based as fuck.

>Whiteface

fucking racist spics need to kill themselves.

In cinci a guy put a woman in a chokehold and threatened to kill her. Then he said he wished the current teenagers at reading hs were never born. Its getting pretty spooky.

>Buying commieshit
Get the fuck out if my country

>I guess the Russians are retarded too
That is correct

> watch IT as a child
> scared of clowns
> now all these clown sightings

WHY CAN'T IT BE A ZOMBIE-APOCALYPSE!!

>clown hunting

jesus fucking christ i love donald trump's america

Someone already killed one I think

mark my words, halloween is gonna be extra spooky this year. it'll be what, a week after the beginning? haha.

This

Iowa here

There near the University of Northern Iowa too

>tfw

He doesn't even murder anyone in House. At the beginning he kills the guys trying to rob him, but that wouldn't really be "murder" even if he wasn't in Texas.

Isn't it just a prank bro type of prank? Why are you Americans always so melodramatic?

The clowns aren't going to murder anyone

We have skinwalkers. Go take a 3am drive through the rez. You'll see some shit.

>still believes in folktales

You know it is.

what is this clown meme going on?
Redpill me

>We have skinwalkers. Go take a 3am drive through the rez. You'll see some shit.

are you fucking retarded?

Where? Binghamton here

Where? Binghamton here

Way to blame the victim.
>he was asking for it cos of the way he was dressed.
And yet slut walks are still a thing, and BLM exists.
Also checked.

I feel really bad for legitimate professional clowns. Decades of horror movie propoganda have maligned a wholly benign and cheerful calling.

irl halloween costume meme that happens every year or some shit like that

Shit is cursed out there, i don't believe because of what ive been told. I believe because of what ive seen.

Yes, yes he is.

Americans are fucking gay, my brother

>falling for marketing campaign
take that ACR and eat it

Skinwalkers are getting more active

none in Ames yet

...yet

is this a shop?

chekc'em

>#honkhonk

I've only ever heard about skinwalkers from Apaches who were convicted of driving drunk. But I would not be surprised if tribal police were recruiting shapeshifting witches in order to more effectively ambush the white man with moving violations.

I'm pretty sure even a retard would know better than to drive through the reservation at 3 AM, although it has nothing to do with skinwalkers.

What did you see??

I hope you get raped by clowns Achmed

GLOBALIST CLOWNS

So what is the deal with this whole clown thing?

I assume it is some sort of online joke, evidently not from here?

Are they actually hurting people, or are they just wandering around at night?

Viral marketing

MERKEL'S MIGRANT MISTAKE

get your kicks wherever you can I guess

This user gets it

Did anyone have this pasta, where guy fights clowns with his dad in a forest?

> nice POTUS you got there

North Carolina boy right here you ingrate

reported near all major uni's in va except UVA and VT

Nevermind, found it

>be me innawoods with dad
>we're plinking with new AR I just got for my 19th birthday
>dad says he is proud of the man I am becoming
>soniamproud.gif
>suddenly, the buzz of a 150cc engine fills the air
>a bright yellow car in multicolored polka-dots darts out from behind a tree
>it's about half the size of a smart car
>the door flies open and like 20 clowns surge out
>i have to dive to the ground to avoid the initial barrage of spraying lapel flowers and flying pies
>a cacophony of forced laughter and bike horns envelops the entire forest
>it must be a raiding party, scouting for new territory miles from their hive
>as I clamber to my feet I hear a shrill "GAHYUCK-HYUCK"ing rapidly approacing from my 7:00
>a gangly looking one is rushing at me in oversized shoes that fart with every step, attempting to garrote me with a long string of tied multicolored hankerchiefs
>I whirl and put five rounds into his chest
>his momentum catapults his lifeless corpse into my side and knocks me to the ground again
>vaguely register the whoopie cushions hidden in his pink-striped blue dress coat blasting their last raspberries into the chilled forest air
>after getting to my feet a second time I desperately look around for my dad
>The remaining clowns are all grouped in a frenzied huddle, spraying seltzer water and windmill slamming rubber chickens onto an unseen victim in the center of the melee
>Know it's already too late, choke back grief and rage and empty last of my mag into the horde
>The clowns try to retreat to their car, bullets send blood and gore laced with confetti and silly string spraying into the air
>manage to kill last of clowns before they escape with an expert tactical reload (thanks dad)
>rush to my dad
>lifeless eyes staring to the sky from beneath a pile of balloon animals and whipped cream
>mfw

IRL forced meme.

Like badselfeater, but without the anti-abortion horseshit. It perpetuates itself because clowns creep people out.

I don't see any harm in playing along. I'm not big on social media myself, but there's probably some lulz to be had in trying to sneak a couple pictures of juggalos into the mix.

Hail Eris.