GERMANY BANK COLLAPSE

IT'S COLLAPSING UPWARDS WHAT DOES IT MEAN?? KEEK IS DOING SOMETHING

GET REKT FUCKING KIKES

have faith in His design

this, you've cried wolf too many times

More happening threads without any happenings. What makes you think they wont prop it up so they can drop the entire fucking world on trumps head?

Holy shit, 2% up? How the fuck will Germany recover?

I really hope they do.
Lets see the self proclaimed business genius handle that shitstorm.

Not even soros and buffet would take on that kinda horseshit.

but its always happening nigger

>+1.75%
KEK

0.7%
k-k-kek?

Should have bought the dip goys

It's just a bull trap. Collapse incoming.

Lol, 20 posts in a happenin thread and still no repeating digits

Every fucking day with these threads, this needs to happen in a hurry!

USA will bail them out, nothing to see here.

Reminder groundhog user predicted this.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/80693005/#80694131

Then this happens.

Come on google Someone find the charts

OH, OKAY! Some guy on Cred Forums and zerohedge said a financial collapse will happen! OMFG, it must happen!

>low IQ white trash actually believe this

I wish. But they could actually have managed to reassure the market by saying they were coming close to a deal for a 5.4 billion fine.

Other anons pointed out new attacks on the SWIFT interbank system, and connected it to the shadow brokers NSA tools hack.

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-05-26/swift-hack-probe-expands-to-up-to-dozen-banks-beyond-bangladesh

mobile.nytimes.com/2016/08/17/us/shadow-brokers-leak-raises-alarming-question-was-the-nsa-hacked.html

Plus, his post number is a palindrome.

It's -.30 it's slowly crashing now

Ikr, Deutsche Bank has never been stronger!

Barely holding in positive numbers now

It's rebounding

Why can't you faggots EVER FUCKING BE RIGHT

POL ISN'T ALWAYS RIGHT
POL IS ALMOST NEVER RIGHT
THE ONLY TIME POL IS RIGHT, IS WHEN THEY NOTICE A LEFT LEANING ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN BY A JEW, WHO ARE WELL ESTABLISHED IN THE WORLD OF LIBERALS AND JOURNALISTS
OF FUCKING COURSE THE WRITER WAS A JEW, A FUCKING READY COULD PREDICT THAT AAAAAAAAAA WHERE IS MY HAPPENING

Can I have the Jewish chart Swiss bro

tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=CHXEUR:DBKD

DEAD CAT BOUNCE

Nope the bank is trying to rig it from trying to crash, they are holding it up like a ball it fell and barley bounced up. Its going to crash stop yelling like an idiot.

THATS WHAT YOU FAGGOTS ALWAYS SAY

NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
I'M GOING TO DIE FROM BOREDOM WHY CAN'T YOU FAGGOTS EVER BE RIGHT

Dead cats bounce is much slower than hoir/day or even week. Stock happenings are most boring things in world.

It's because the rats jumped off the ship and letting the bank hold it up. If they didn't have the rig it would fall right now

We are right on the precipice of the greatest woes humanity has ever know.

I would not hope for such a thing were I you, yet, you and I will see it.

Thank you based crashi-chan

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm not the one whining after believing something I read on a mongolian finger painting forum that didn't initially happen as expected.

IF YOU EVER ONCE THOUGH THE KIKES WOULD LET THIS HAPPEN YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT

YOU'RE ALL FUCKING IDIOTS

-26% NOW

-0.21% Now

It's like the titanic right now but the ice berg is infront of us.

...

So is it actually happening?

thank you based crashi-chan

I'd say it was 50/50.

>make germany suffer a crash

Or

>make money on bailouts

It ain't easy bein' sleazy.

The kikes are betting for this bank to collapse, stop being behind information and scream memeing

What chart are you using

IT'S FUCKING DEAD JIM

GO TO YOUR LOCAL SUPERMARKET RIGHT NOW AND BUY AS MANY TINS OF FOOD AS YOU CAN

THIS IS GOING TO BE A COLD WINTER

Thanks Cambodia~chan

Merkel already said they won't bail them out, the have a deraitve the size of the entire European Union and more 72. Trillion dollars. It needs to fucking die seriously end the fucking lie why do this to people barley holding it up.

>betting for this bank to collapse
It seems to be true that they are actually placing real money betting on it going down.

Link to the chart your using please I'm using one it's in damn Spainsh

>dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/chart/?symbol=CHXEUR:DBKD

It's going back to 30 percent barley holding itself

Question why do you guys keep linking to cloudfront.net instead of directly to
Is there any particular reason?

Looks edgier

And it's -.50

Panic selling when?

h-hey don't be shy!

It should be heading that way user should sell his 400 stocks

OMFG! -.50!

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!

>once again dumb as shit white trash are wrong about everything
>but the jews did this :( :( :(

-0.56% is dying NOW

Never tried the tradeingview one, is there a difference?

I-I-I-m not being shy

Go back to the assange thread

>91439189

Really made me think

Look at that price action. Trades up through a old high and then trades back down to that line which acts as support and then turns into resistance.

-0.87%

fuck off m80
hey! d-don't tell lies i-its a sin!

Do you mean you like to make it look like you're linking to some super top secret shit?

Indeed

the krauts better take there money out before all accounts get frozen.......

Froze again

Why is this sliding did assange speak or some shit

Today I dreamt that my crush and I lived together. Everything was perfect.Then she told me she was jew, and her dog suddenly killed me by suffocating .

Now I wake up and Deutsche Bank is falling, wew.

That is a fucking horrible dream

Not so much, but the doggie part was unexpected.

Fuck off oven dodger

That's what I was talking about

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Euro Index -0.14%

this is not good

DB is inching up to -1.00%

a mass stock dump will happen around -1.00%

hahaha

savage

I see that the chart is not moving -.68 for these past 5 minutes it think it's going to dump

Get out of here with your logic bitch, this is a HAPPENING thread

are we dead yet

Nothing is going to happen go to bed

mark it when it hits -1.00 you will see it drop like a rock..............

They literally stopped trading or froze the market it's fucking happening now,I keep refreshing my chart it's now moving worth a shit

Yea, but it was a puppie trying to kiss me. He sitted on my neck and I could not breathe. My crush didn't do shit for saving me. Fucking weird dream, I never died in any other dream I had. I wonder (((who))) is involved....

nothing will happen
merkel, that fat, ugly whore, will throw billions of taxpayers money on that failed and burning trainwreck to """"save""" it

Now its -.73

What about your 75 trillion dollar derivative exposure, also mama said no bail out for the DBK bank

Thank you German Bank Collapse General for saving me from all the Assuange.

Make sure you don't Get a puppy stay safe spain

...

I just saw that he is a super troll lol

This they have Majour payments due 2017 .

Kek thanks

I will try to avoid jewish crushes too

Yes. Our lives are just flashing before our eyes in an endless monotonous repeat of highs and lows for the resr of eternity.

merkel said a lot of shit
she also said that we won't help greece
she also said that we won't fuck up nuclear energy
that old useless east german whore is lying as soon as she opens her mouth

Great time to buy. Never better.

THIS

And it's raising again oy fucking vey barley holding let it FUCKING DIE ITS LIKE WATCHING A MAN ON 20 machines

That's what i'm gonna be doing the next few hours because it should be obvious to anyone that this is going to recover in one way or another by outside help.
In 2008 this earned me as well as most smart people in Germany a fortune.

Im not sure whats going on but i still hope it happens.

dead cat bounce
some jews are making money out of this disaster
as usual

must feel great when 99% of the time you buffoons shout HAPPENING and nothing happens.

if you see lots of happening threads on sites like Cred Forums you can be sure things are okay.

the only "legit" happenings happen when nobody is prepared for them

worst generation NEETs are a great indicator.

I'm looking forward to her explaining it to the Italians and Greeks

Did she have sex with the dog?

Any particular reason why it's crashing?

Any particular reason you assume im an ant?

she explains nothing to no one
she just does what she wants and whoever rises his voice will get replaced

This

The bank will be fine. The world won't end. You're stuck here forever. Get in touch with reality pol.

It won't happen, it never does.

Because shitposting irl is bad.

incompetence and stupidity
and the knowledge that a government will bailyour out if you fucked up

>implying only jews use this
>implying it's bad to make money out of this

Stay poor mein Freund

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where is support turning into resistance? i dont see it

SOMEBODY STOP HIM. HIS SPREE NEEDS TO END!

76 trillion dollar derivative exposure and other debts

Sadly, I fear you may be right, but it will be interesting nonetheless

Was watching Assange troll. Has it collapsed yet?

so you are a HFT?

Tanks in 30

Finally

It was barley holding up back 30 minutes ago it was swinging back and forth in positives and now it's swing in negatives it's slowly falling. We are approaching failure

Cheers user.

What happens then? On a scale of the great depression to mad max

It's more or less like

goddamn triple doubles all up in here

It's probably falling toward Great Depression mad max is when the bank runs out of money, the rats need to jump off the ship first. Which they are probably withdrawing and selling stocks and Money.

why no banker suicides? 30 of them (((killed themselves))) in 2014-2015

something is fishy

Cool my family made a killing off the great depression through illegal shit, time to rev up dem moonshine stills and dust off the thompson

They are avoiding suicide by selling everything and avoiding danger.

I am sorry to say this, but probably it won't crash for 2-3 more days, then it will crash to slightly lower level than last crash
Then it will again bounce up for few days
After it it will fall down even lower than last time

It can't be stopped, people wan't to believe it can be reversed
A lot of people gonna lose a lot, but it isn't yet known who are going to lose
This happening can't be stopped
Somebody has to pay

DB is kill
UniCredit is kill
some other banks on that pic from the IMF report are kill
what about ProCredit i suppose its also kill but havent seen it being mentioned

Let it happen

Does google give CDS qoutes or some measure of the cost of short term funding?

This.

Calm down Julian.

dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/chart/?symbol=CHXEUR:DBKD

Deutsche Bank "I will do memes for bailout" reports find.

When you look at this you will see what I meant with a man hooked up to 20 machines.

aren't a lot of polish banks linked to italian banks?

Spooky I had this image in my head when I read the OP's post.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Biggest drop will come after lunchtime. Dubs will confirm this.

marketwatch.com/investing/cds-bonds-indexes

FUCK

>he cant see why it is actually collapsing because zombies agent walking around.
>no tanks in 5 minutes
>Hey this isnt the last of us?!
Nigger, the collapse is sure to Come, no doubt about that, its a matter of when, not if. You just expect a habbeding post and the World to end, but thats not how it will go down.

Shite

Oboy

well it has been decided

O SHIT

I'm getting a strong sense of dejavu by looking at that pepe and the markets.

But thats just simply not true. By acting that way only thing to happen will be slow agony. Even if the fine will be 5,4 it will complitely drain all the money from the bank

german americans aren't native specifically to germany, just northern europe. your likely as much swiss and dutch as you are german.

Never.
>Muh viruses, muh transaction problems, muh cybersecurity.
Yeah, yeah.

It will be long ride, but impact is unavoidable.

AAAAAAAAAND ITS NOT FUCKING HAPPENING

First Weakyleaks, now this

GIVE ME SOMETHING BIG FFS, GLOBAL FINANCIAL COLLAPSE, A WORLD WAR ANYTHING

It's fucking going up and down one point what the fuck is it doing, did they cancel all trading and let a machine do it. Or are the Germans waiting for the hews to end the prop up and go on a sell spree

The fuck outta here damn Danish your not even watching it your probably using the google chart

DB is negotiating the US fine this week. Wait for the result.

-0.77%

What about the 76 trillion dollar derivative exposure

The day isn't over yet.
You think they stop the tradingday at lunchtime or something?

Stupid Dansker pos.

They're also being sued by the Italians now, Kek.

>didn´t spent the night awake to be let down by Assage
>not going to spend any time watching DB´s stock rise

I will be a productive member of society, now, if you will excuse me, I have some dank memes to share on imgur

-0.81% they are running out of stock buyers it's trash stock now..........

THIS, great we have the same mindset

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>GERMANY BANK COLLAPSE
are you fucking stupid?
shit will collapse.

No one cares.
Yes

Their stock went up after (unbased) rumors of a smaller fine spread over the weekend. Now they're hovering at their current position until their deal works or fails. If it's still above even half the initial sum their stocks are gonna plummet again. Regardless of hem living through this they'll still be on a steady decline, though I fear their uninevitable breakdown might be too late for any political change at that point. If Trump wins anyways they're just gonna try and blame him and every right-wing politician (even though none of them are in an actual position of power).

Oh wie ist das schööön
Oh wie ist das schööön

> lets not care for a bubble bigger then the economy we can't fix it lets not care

Trash

do you have any idea how derivates work?
what this amount means?
i doubt it.

Hehehe, by YOUR help.

Wir haben Hunger Hunger Hunger haben, Hunger Hunger, Durst! Wir haben Durst!

>earned me a fortune
how much?

>76 trillion dollars does not matter
Let's just watch the show I'm enjoying it bouncing barley up and down constantly, I would suggest switching your euros.

Anyone else looking at intermarket analysis? It looks like risk-off

It's probably bad it's fucking terrible for this one I wish people were up to see this. This shit bouncing up and down is proof of rigging

Yeah and what do you think would happen if Cred Forums didn't? Yeah that's right, you're welcome.

This is what I mean. Lots of money flowing into 'safety', Bonds, Gold, and USD are traditionally considered the flight to safety.

By risk off I thought you meant really risky

This is as disappointing as the lack of Assange delivering.

Simultaneously the bluechip stock indexes in US,Europe,Germany are all off, agreeing with the risk-off picture.

Thank you based Crashi-Chan.

Because they are running out of rigs it's literally trying to pick itself up, it's on life support.

Name of the artist? I've been looking for a while

>Do you have any idea how derivatives work

No one does you nigger

It's made up money, smart investors never bought that shit, they made money off banks that did though

You're retarded if you think anything is going to recover without a major reset

>No one does you nigger
kek
maybe you should ask wikipedia at least?

>You're retarded if you think anything is going to recover without a major reset
what do you mean with "recover"?

Less than 10% of shares of all Polish banks are owned by Poles
Biggest Polish bank is controlled by national treasury and it has 30% of shares
Then they are owned by Dutch, Germans, Spain, then Italy, USA, Austra, then others.
If Eurozone banks goes down, Poles will be hit hard too

On the other hand Cooperative banking is common in Poland and we have a lot small completely Polish owned banks, but they aren't larger than 10% of all market
When crisis of 2008 came, they have been stable as fuck

are you preparing for it? I know most of the companies on the gielda are SOE's which seem to be ticking over.

how can i get naive again?
is there any way?
id really love to be - unironically.
makes life so much easier.
best would be to unironically believe in god.
id give a lot to achieve something like that and therefore being happy all life.

I have root cellar filled with over a tonne of potatoes
Then I have water pump and small river next to my house (it is polluted, but can be filtered)
Over 200 of jars with pickles and mushrooms
Over 40 of chickens, 60 of pidgeons

I just live in countryside and my mom love to hoard things, so she do a lot of jars

sounds comfy, i visit poland regularly (muh heritage) how do you make money? got any kompot?

I sold tomatoes every summer and got little money for myself
At the same time I studied at university and I have only to write Bachelor Thesis in a month, then I am looking for a job

I don't have kompot today, had it 3 days ago

Pumping again. So obvious.

>Actually watching these numbers after last week

Don't you have anything better to do? Literally nothing is happening

>buying a stock that will detonate your depot.
Literally suicide bomber tier trading.

tfw an asian dont know how derivatives work, and you do.
Derivatives are contracts created to lower riskis over a future contract. Its normally used in the real market for farmers for exemple. But it can be used with anything. On the real market the farmer can set a price for his grains and the investor is obligated to buy the grains for that price. This way the farmer can protect his business even if a bad thing happen. But derivatives are not limited to grains, you can make this kind of contracts to anything. If you think it wiselly derivatives woks like bets. You bet on a future price, Derivative basicly means you derive something out of something else. So i can have a derivative on IBM stocks. derivatives can have huge returns and losses, think over 80% profit or loss easy. and some of them after the time ends goes to dust. that means it goes to zero and you loose all your investment. so its no easy thing to invest.

Kikes manipulate all markets.
Everything is fixed.

but was it bought or not ? i would short it, its obviously at free fall i could make nice gains with it. but i have no means on investing on german stocks.

think you will stay in poland?

They take it right up into this key level, to the tick, and trades back down.

Isn't that how that tulip crash or whatever happened in the netherlands in the 1600's or something? I remember watching about it in Mankind: The story of all of us

the question is, how long can they keep propping it without people realizing
if people start rushing to ATMs they're done, they dont have the liquidity

Just saying but literally no bank on the planet has the liquidity to survive a bankrush.

i know, but they could barely pay off 1/3

i dont know about tulip but the subprime market was gravelly increased by derivatives. since people were using derivatives betting that people loaning money would pay the banks and that people were betting also on this derivatives when the whole thing collapsed there was a cascading effect that destroyed a shitton of investors. And thats why no investment is bulletproff.

I dont really understand why these threads are full of people saying that all the banks are working hard to try to prop this up.
I could be wrong, but the way I interpret this price action is that thee are large sell orders in this area. See how this level which was support became resistance. Price action like this suggest, at the very least, there are some institutions that are betting on it going down by institutional sized orders to distribute around this key level.

It will fall then rise a bit, causing more idiots to buy into it and then it will go freefall again.
At this point it's just begging for a mercy kill.

Yes, I am going to stay in Poland, no matter what
Only plans I have are about moving out from comfy family house.
I want to rent a flat in a city somewhere in a spring, so my gf could move in

Living in Poland is harsh, but Poland is more comfy than Western European countries

banks work like this :
normally you get a cheap loan from the government or another bank, and for each unity of currency you can loan far more to the public at a higher price. In the USA last time i checked for each USD in a bank you are allowed to lend 9 USD to the public, and to other banks. So the banking system is a fraud, they are lending money they dont have based on future contracts to lower risks. That means they are loaning money having only a promise to have money in the future. and charging money for it. How fucked up is it ?

>reminder that OP and most of the other faggots on this thread are NEETs who have LITERALLY been posting these threads every week for a year or more

Imagine that: an entire year of your life spent posting anime girls and IT'S HAPPENING/ PRAISE KEK. Might be slightly forgivable if they had developed some economic knowledge along the way but nope.

NIGE

HEEM EM ALL

HEEM EM GOOD

Please stop posting that picture or any other picture of him it's a fucking eyesore and im sick of it thanks

>Imagine that: an entire year of your life spent posting anime girls and IT'S HAPPENING

>only one year

good lad desu i admire it

>implying those aren't a part of Greater Germany

I know about fractional reserve banking.
I was just referring to the notion that banks would pour their money specifically into trying to prop this up. They are just as greedy and motivated by profit and reducing the amount of money they risk losing, just like anyone else trading. And they way I interpret the price action on the chart seems to show institutional level trading manipulating this stock to go lower.

Summer 2017 after German Election DB payments due.

They be in shit.

Pol is doing you a service. If pol was around in 2001, 9/11 would have never happened.

Is it cheap in Poland? Do you have cold winters, I'm guessing it's not that bad compared to Sweden (usually we get a week or two with -30c, in height with Stockholm).
I'm moving to southern Europe in a couple of weeks but always been interested in Poland, you seem like fun people.

The rise of the alt-right

Nice trips.
Couldn't agree more, getting kind of tired of this meme magic that never happens.
Still no better place to go though, 9gag and reddit are full of normies instead.

i dont get it. i was expecting a cascading collapse on a global scale based on the colapse of the german banking system. Despite this bank bad shape i dont see much happening, Dolar was raising for a few days now, that i was thinking it was money fleeing from germany. but seems like nothing bigger happend.

>m moving to southern Europe in a couple of weeks but always been interested in Poland, you seem like fun people.
wut

thank you based crashi-chan.

DB is genuinely broke. It's a failed company due to the amount of bad bets it has made using other's people's money.

The only reason it hasn't been wound up years ago is because it will get a government bailout. That's what this entire episode is really about. When will the government bail it out, and how large will the bailout be? That's the only real question here.

Are you referring to the part about me moving to southern Europe or my interest in Poland and their people?
I'm solely going south because of the climate, politics are the same shit in most countries anyways so why bother?

Remember the first half hour of the open on September 30th there was a lot of money flowing away from the Euro currency, blue chip stock indexes, and into USD, Gold, and Bonds.

website that pic came from?

pretty sure its about the
>fun
part

thank you based crashy-chan

thank you based crashi-chan

>I'm solely going south because of the climate, politics are the same shit in most countries anyways so why bother?
why? i prefer live in sweden...

Fuck, ignore that sage in the name field

>>I'm solely going south because of the climate
ammm ok kek now i understand

Well, I guess Sweden is a good choice if it weren't for the cold climate, you could live a good life in plenty of places here if you consider northern parts.
I also enjoy weed occasionally and our laws, prices and accessibility is not that good.

>Cred Forums says Assange will kill HRC campaign tonight
>It was just hours of rambling
>Cred Forums says DB will collapse
>It keeps rallying
ENOUGH

How the fuck does it keep going up?

They are going to keeo everything alive until Trump wins and then let it all come crashing down to "teach us all a lesson".

never fall for Cred Forums, puerto rico.
never.

fraud. same happened on the USA. the subprime loan system was wrotten and took long as fuck to crash. People can fake accounts, and use the state to say stuff is allwright to the public.

thank you based crashi-chan

What is it? Is it bad that FRA decreasing?

I speak the saddest words of tongue and pen

Now I know Cred Forums was wrong again

here my analysis. the bank is not free falling anymore. its uncertain. that means its mantaining its price if you look on the weekly graphic witch shows the market on the long run. That shows uncertanty. It means the market is waiting for something to happen to commit with positions.

i forgot the image ...

>I have root cellar filled with over a tonne of potatoes

Get back to Ireland, ya leprechaun.

>200 jars of pickles and mushrooms

Fucking what!?

We usually get week or two with over -20C, but it sometimes goes up to month
Then we get around two weeks over 30C in summer - it varies on how many we have rain

It is cheap in Poland if you come with Western money, but if you want to live here only by money from work here then it suddenly starts to get expensive
You only get so much money that it only cover up rent, bills and food if you live alone. You have to make cuts everywhere - no or very little restaurants, cinema etc It really isn't friendly and cheap country in a long run if you can't make at least twice as average salary.

This crashing and trump actually winning is a scary thought.

"They" either have far less control than we give them credit for and they have fucked up with thier globalist agenda, or they want the mayhem for unknown reasons.

It's worrying because for them the best real course of action in both instances seems to be war.

Good analysis

too many people burning rubbish in winter though

Well I'm taking online classes so about €1000 per month. What's the average salary over there? And about how much do you pay for a 1-2 room apartment in cities?

Actually the stock is in a downward trend. There is no uncertainty. The Plunge Protection Team is pumping money into it to keep it afloat.

Do not buy this for a long position until it reveals itself in an upward trend (unlikely to be soon.) Buying options is probably not a good idea, because you're not the Fed, and you don't know how much or when they'll be pumping it.

don't learn polish.. seriously

Average salary is 2930 zł = 680 Euro
Minimal salary is 1355 zl = 315 Euro
All figures after taxes
Our government statistic agency have doubtful methodology of calculating average, because it only counts people, who work in companies with over 9 people and have contract of employment
About 70% people in Poland make around what is average or lower

1000 Euro for month should be enough for one person, but you would have to make some cuts anyway if you want to save some money, but it would suffice for average standard of living without many worries. Just beware that Polish standard of living is worse than Western one for sure. We are used to making cuts every time, so you might find 1000 Euro not enough for comfortable life for you.
Average apartment in Warsaw cost as much as 500-600 Euro for month rent, it is much cheaper in smaller cities
It is that bad