ANOTHER FUCKING HOUR RREEEEEEE

this dude is such a fucking tool holy shit

What the fuck? Is this guy a literal snake oil salesman?

yes

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING TO HAPPEN?

If repeating numbers, Hillary quits.

madman

FUGGGGG

PRAISE HIM

Julian's speech doesn't start til 4AM EST
11 minutes.

witnessed

dam dude

Who cares? He's entertaining to watch.

wtf i love repeating numbers now

PREVIEW OF THE NEXT HOUR OF YOUR LIVES:

>Alex screams angry nonsense for another 20 minutes while you wait patiently

>Assange finally comes on

>Alex maybe shuts up while he speaks, but maybe not

>Assange spends half an hour talking about how great he is, how great Wikileaks is, how he's changed the world, how his butthole smells like peppermint, etc.

>Finally after all this buildup, the actual leak. One of three things will happen:

>BIG HILLARY BOMBSHELL:

Ex: Video or transcript of her saying or doing something horrible. Cred Forums will fap to it for the next day or two, Hillary's poll numbers will go down, whether they stay down depends on how the next two debates go.

>SMALL, OR BORING HILLARY LEAK:

Ex: More documents reinforcing things we already know. No one will care. News will report on it as a third-tier story for a day and then it'll be forgotten.

>PLOT TWIST: IT'S A TRUMP LEAK, YOU'VE ALL BEEN RUSED

This would create such chaos that the actual impact on the election would be secondary to the clusterfuck on this board.

Who drunk meme wizard here?

I am excite

Is that the dude that had to deal with AIDS skrillex and Carl the cuck?

"Hillary Clinton is surely done now" - says increasingly nervous man.

checked

holy shit PRAISE KEK

Or as he us about to reveal everything a drone strikes his room

>tfw i have to be up early today by 8am.

Fuck, i guess i wont be sleeping tonight.

Kek, Lord of chaos. Please deliver us a Trump leak. In dubs we trust.

What's up colonials?

Here we go

praise kek

DONT WORRY BE HAPPY

Hello father. I have an important interview today and may well be promoted to second in command! Are you proud of me?

Will they attempt Assange assassination?

He's an aussie shitposter.

Son, I'm proud. I hope you'll get your promotion man !

07592853557

>A land called Aland

Finally my fathers respect AND those lucky trips as well!!! Praise kek

yes

> PAPERBACK COMING SOON!

Reporter: "wheres assange?"

> 10 YEARS AGO WIKI LEAKS WAS FOUNDED

*drinks mineral water*

> um uh um. Soldiers were um happy uhh when they were playing uhh I mean killing people uhhh

Reporter:"wheres assange?"

> UMMM The cia is dumping people on the road uhhh cable gate ummm 600 cables um uhhh full archives.

reporter: goddamn...

Check ze treeps

>PLOT TWIST: IT'S A TRUMP LEAK, YOU'VE ALL BEEN RUSED
>This would create such chaos that the actual impact on the election would be secondary to the clusterfuck on this board.

PLEASE WHOEVER, MOLOCH, KEK, SATAN, I DON'T CARE, JUST MAKE THIS HAPPEN

The butthurt would be so delicious...

Kek this

It's gonna be nothing. Just some boring small leak with Wikileaks trying to stay relevant. I don't think Assange has shit. He just needs to stay relevant and make some money.

>CTR owned/funded by someone with the last name Cohen

WHY IS POL ALWAYS RIGHT? I WANT OFF THIS RIDE! I WAS STARTING TO BECOME NORMAL!

...

>THIS JUST IN
>DAVID BROCK LIKES MINNIE WINNIES

bleep bloop fart

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P E P E

GIVE ME YOUR DUBS

Train wreck he says?