Alex Jones General

Did any of you fell for his products?
Any reviews or experience?

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I don't doubt that these supplements actually contain what they're promising and some of these can be useful.

In the end, it's really more about funding Infowars. If you need a vitamin supplement and want to support them, you might as well buy theirs.

that commercial was hilarious

Why does he sell super male vitality products?

I've tried some of that for a few months.
Nothing special. Just made me feel better at work.

ruined the happening feel.

I was taking deep cleanse, knockout, x2 survival shield, super male vitality, prostaguard, liver shield, and patriot blend and had to get my stomach pumped

>has clearly never heard rush limbaugh

Something has to keep the lights on

I got super male vitality. It was too intense so i switched to normal male vitality. I was still too masculine, so i switched to moderate male adequacy.

I still have a 9 inch erection that gushes buckets of semen per hour.

I really hope you are joking.

I tried the Penis Awakener.
Your mom loved it.

b12 is the only one that is not snake oil.

I'm 11 inches soft

>fell for

nigger, would you prefer the viagra, adult diaper, and catheter commercials the TV news programs have?

i just wanna know whats in everything so i can buy it from a cheaper source but i cant find shit on their pages

tongkat ali works fucking good but thats the only one ive tried, and its only one part of super male vitality

bumple

Yep. I have. Pic related, it's me

Super Male Vitality

>Ancient Defense
>Knockout
>DNA Force
>Oxy Powder
wtf is this a parody

Like a month ago we had nootropics discussion and I started taking Piracetam in doses recommended to treated mental disability.

I can confirm that effects of long term sleep deprivation (I only sleep 5-6 hours a day) got a lot less severe, I got a lot more concentrated, I stopped losing train of thought and forgetting what i was thinking about. I used to have awful head aches before now i dont have any at all. Never had one head aches since started taking it.
Also i started seeing dreams sometimes.

I generally became more woke, higher concentration, more active behavior, high libido, lost all taxes of depression but got a little irritable.

I can absolutely recommended it and confirm effects.

>hurrrrr snake oil

you dont know what your talking about.

click on the pic of the pill bottles. it'll say on there

Says something about his audience, don't you think?

Sleek.

>proprietary blend
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>contains soy

Soy also kills testosterone/leads to more estrogen production, doesn't it?

This stuff was expensive as balls and tasted awful. Still have, like, 90 capsules left after 4 months.
I just can't bring myself to take it.

>Soy also kills testosterone/leads to more estrogen production, doesn't it?
That's is inconclusive (as in nobody really knows).

>This stuff was expensive as balls and tasted awful.
>Murifats want their drugs with sugar

no dumbass, we want our snake oil with sugar

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>Kosher Certified Vegetarian Capsules

What's your level of male vitality, Cred Forums?
>palpable manliness
>uncomfortably high male libido
>occasional masculinity
>tremendous manly charm

If anyone falls for that shit he tries to hawk that is pretty funny

Liver Shield got me first.

>X2 Survival Shield

I just bought some super male vitality. Did I do good?

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>Not buying infowarsstore.com/ products to support based Alex Jones.

Does he sell an onahole?

>6 million Jews
>ovens
>millions of holocaust survivors in 2016
>muh shoah
wtf is this a parody

Waiting for my Brain Force order, i hope they're not held by the customs. Gonna cycle it with Phenotropil for maximum brain gains

>kike
>shilling
>Cred Forums
>Cred Forums
wtf is this a satire

May the brainforce be with you.

Brain Force did nothing for me, but the Survival Shield X2 was amazing. Iodine is the manna of the gods.

Oh, and the AlexaPure Pro is great as well.

FUCKING SILLY BURGAH

Super Male Vitality changed my fucking life.

I stumbled upon some InfoWars videos during the lowest point in my beta NEET life. I was 22, addicted to vidya, living in my parents' basement with very little ambition. Each day was the same routine: wake up, browse chans, fap, play vidya, fap, browse chans while eating tendies, fap some more, sleep, repeat.

On a lark, I ordered Super Male Vitality to see if, perhaps, my T-levels were lacking. Holy fucking shit, I couldn't have guessed what it would do to me...

Within the first 24 hours, my cock had grown three or four times its normal length and girth. My balls dropped at least two inches, both of them swelling substantially. My previously bare, bird-like chest grew wild ursine hairs. Both my brow ridge and my jaw began to jut out further in those first few days... It was so shocking that I considered going to the emergency room to get checked out.

But the physical changes were nothing compared to the mental and behavioral changes. I was sharper, clearer, more aggressive, more animalistic. I immediately took control of my surroundings. Within a week, I had fought my father for "control" of the house, bested him, and humiliated him in front of my mom and sister.

I also claimed both of the women in the home (my mom and younger sister) for myself... I pounced on each of them, went balls deep, and didn't stop until I'd deposited a virile, piping hot load of MAN CUM into their bellies. They now feed me, pamper me, and do anything I ask them to do. Like natural concubines, they fear me, resent me, respect me, and adore me all at once.

Feels so fucking good. I've gained 70 pounds of lean muscle, created a multi-million-dollar businesses, and claimed hundreds of women as my live-in sex slaves. Hoping to up my progeny count into the thousands by next year.

Try it. You won't be disappointed.

Anybody try DNA Force? I'm going to try that one soon as I can.

My roommate and I used to drink his coffee. It was actually really good. But we mainly just liked his hilarious ads for it.

just gonna put some info here

CIA HELPED START GOOGLE

GOOGLE OWNS YOUTUBE

ALEX JONES IS POPULAR ON YOUTUBE AND NOBODY IN POWER GIVES A FUCK

HE HATES WIKILEAKS

HE ACTS LIKE A SPASTIC FOR NO REASON

HE'S CONTROLLED OPPOSITION YOU FUCKING RETARDS

I wouldn't mind trying the new biome defense desu

Fuck, there it is. Brilliant.

I like his brain force it's pretty good with a little monster

i'm rich enough to buy it just for the novelty
if it actually had any effect i certainly never noticed
i doubt it's because i'm just such a macho guy, i'm really not

I shove Biome Defense into my rectum every night before bed. Ever since, i've slept like a baby. My nipples lactate twice as much too, and the fits of violent rage last twice as long. Plus, when i'm in my drug induced rampage, i've now got three times the stamina and strength. It's really all thanks to the 50 billion active cultures put into this product, of which has been finely researched and crafted over the course of 7 years.

10/10 Would rip the arms of a mailman again.

Go and fuck a goat Mustafa.

I literally have god tier nordic bone structure which you can only dream of

and Alex Jones is still controlled opposition

I'm sure his buddy joe rogan got him in on this racket. He's making a killing with that onnit stuff

>Child Ease

Has anyone REALLY used one of these products and either decided it was GOOD or SHIT?

So far I have only heard A) positives and B) people who assume it to be snake oil, probably correctly.

I've been thinking about trying the X2. I'd like to get some actual reviews though. All you hear here is SNAKE OIL HAHA, I'VE NEVER TRIED IT, BUT IT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE GENUINE!

Only until an Ahmed explodes next to you.

>ALEX JONES IS POPULAR ON YOUTUBE AND NOBODY IN POWER GIVES A FUCK

HRC denounced him

You're not saying that Trump supporters are uneducated, are you? Because we're not as reretarted as most people think.

where is his meltdown

try his anti microbial toothbrushes.

When did Bill Clinton find Cred Forums?

Probably right tbqh

KEK

yeah I bought that Brain Force stuff. I can now move objects with Telekinesis. I can jerk myself off with a flesh light while typing this. Shit is so fucking cash

>Trump and Clinton used to be best bros
>Trump and Clinton both accused of being violent rapists
>Trump's divorced wife claimed he violently raped her, retracted the claim, said he has a huge dick
>Trump says he's been a fan of the Alex Jones show for years and years
>Trump's doctor says he's in grrrrreaaaaaaat health

Suddenly it all makes sense

AJ should make an ad featuring this.

Wait, did his ex-wife literally say:
"He raped me! No, he didn't, he just has a huge dick."

Which supplement gives you a new identity?

Buying Infowars snakeoil doesn't exactly make you very bright though.

Also, Alex Jones only jumped the Trump bandwagon when he saw there was money to be made of his supporters. He's a walking contradiction for supporting Trump all of a sudden.

Not all in one sentence, no. These were different sentences.

>Buying Infowars snakeoil doesn't exactly make you very bright though.

For something the price of a burger, you get to try out a wacky compound that has good reviews. Does one

>Also, Alex Jones only jumped the Trump bandwagon when he saw there was money to be made of his supporters

Not understanding the stakes of this election doesn't make you cool, it just makes you a retard. Alta-vista "appointing supreme court justice" sometime to help you understand.

He's also the only serious candidate in aeons that's against nation building etc

>same phenotype of the eyes
>different lower part of the nose angle is sharper on the dude on the left
>left dude has thicker lips
>different type of ears
>skin is thicker on the dude on the left
>alex despite being fat now, his old pictures showed that he had a rounder face
>alex always had blond hair

I got the b12 supplement and I would say it works.

Alex should start selling Whey.

Are the water filters at least legit?

I remember when Cred Forums regarded AJ as controlled opposition for the most part and I was skeptical about him too until the election. He does give out some alright info now and then.

>try out a wacky compound that has good reviews
Show me a double blinded placebo controlled study that it works and I'll buy it.

Alex Jones has made a career selling the NWO globalist jewish reptilian agenda conspiracy that involves literally everyone. All sudden Trump, a billionaire and a former friend of the Clintons, is somehow Alex Jones' guy? Makes absolutely no sense.

>Look at the ingredients.

>Research each.

>Research recommended dosage.

>Research benefits and possible side effects.

>Check the market for price comparison per mg.

If it's a good deal, then buy it. If you are getting ripped off don't.

If there are supplements that you don't require, buy some separately.

It's not particularly difficult.

Last time I looked the ingredients looked pretty good, however I don't like the small dosage per bottle / can source some of the ingredients cheaper in bulk.

>Patriot Blend Organic Coffee.

Fucking lmao

>Show me a double blinded placebo controlled study that it works and I'll buy it.

but nobody's trying to get you to buy it
people are simply curious.
on the other hand I have been fucked up tremendously by actual medication so my stance is to curiously see what other people are trying.

>All sudden Trump, a billionaire and a former friend of the Clintons, is somehow Alex Jones' guy? Makes absolutely no sense.

Are you new? Alex Jones has creamed over much worse people than Trump.

Trump is a perfect fit for Alex Jones. Long time fan, he's into all sorts of conspiracy theories (even said the jews did 9/11 guy was "on our side, you'd never believe it but he's on our side"). Trump also, you know, is against the elitists running the show rather than for them, which is a big thing.

If you knew anything about Alex Jones you would know perfectly well that, say, Bohemian Grove condemning Trump is the ultimate endorsement.

>reptilian

You're thinking of the guy who predicted 9/11 in greater detail and who believes the NSA is in league with aliumz. Icke maybe?

if he actually put info out there that ppl weren't supposed to know they would delete his channel and every trace of him on the internet and make him "disappear" before he even had any audience

Tip of the spear.

I'm a national socialist and I would support Trump and not because I agree with him on many things but because I know he is going to do massive damage to the establishment and this is needed.

Additionally Jones is on the constant attack against the MSM and is always clawing at everything.

Establishment entities need to be destroyed first if they are going to be replaced.

Are you confused, retarded, or both? Alex Jones primarily just talks about articles that are already out there and gives them greater attention. He isn't Wikileaks.

99% of his show is giving stuff greater attention. Classic examples of stuff that seemed crazy at the time was him talking about drones about a decade ahead of it, and him talking about how America is funding ISIS, both which turned out to be true.

He isn't ADHD+Wikileaks: The Guy, he's Hey look at this weird article I found on the internet: The Guy.

They should retrain you if that's the best you can do.
At least I hope this was a paid post.

Thanks user.

Exactly this.

You just said what I said with different wording. He only propagates what we are supposed to know.

all you have to do to understand modern politics is: follow the ass pain

AJ and Breitbart asspain Hillary
AJ asspains you, supposedly because instead of being a spymaster, he is a guy who talks about weird shit from the internet

He's like an older Keemstar

Sleeping pills are legit, I open the capsule under my tongue and say good night (to myself)

As someone with a casual interest in nootropics, I looked into brain force without realizing it was related to Alex Jones.

The Herbs in it are generally considered good mental enhancers. They have peer reviewed studies for many of them that show a cognitive boost.

I was gonna buy it but the shit I get at my local pharmacy is cheaper. I'm sure it works decently.

Lets take a look at the commercial breaks of the mainstream media. See what that says about their audience.

This guy getting millions of dollars by brainwashed cucks thinking these pills do anything is the funniest thing in the fucking world.

Capitalism fucking rules. Never change, dumb people.

Is this the new shill discussion thread?

What would happen if I took Alex Jones's BRAIN FORCE and Dave Asprey's BRAIN OCTANE at the same time???

bulletproof.com/brain-octane-oil-16-oz

youtube.com/watch?v=ue0x_DcEgYE

>He drinks the unfiltered water

You're soooo smart, Achmed!

some questions just weren't meant to be answered, user

>Brain Force
Already got mine, thanks

My favourite scam are the water filters that he doesn't tell his audience that they can't actually filter fluoride out.
Just distil it yourself if your that much of a faggot.

Y-you mean you guys d-didn't buy the 1 year supply of food?

are you freaking out, user?

Do you honestly take it? For ADD or for teh lulz??

It's gotten me through so many papers

It is vitamins. Why would that even be surprising?

Hey faggots it's vitamins. Not fucking magic. Super male vitality = men's one a day vitamins in liquid form.

>hur brainwashed cuck potion
I'll agree Alex is cointel, but idk what is so Cucked about vitamins.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX HEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEE

Whats it like?

>Do you honestly take it?
Yes
>For ADD or for teh lulz??
I have mild difficulty focusing, but truth be told I can get along just fine without it. But taking it makes me about five times more productive.

Regrettably, the stuff can only be so helpful before you completely burn out (about 2 years if you take it every day) so I make a special point to only take on the days I really need to focus

Is it addictive stuff? How easy is it to get in the US? You ever experienced any symptoms regarding it?

Isn't that stuff basically a molecule away from meth?

youtube.com/watch?v=j4629k9WazE

>tfw no LeeAnn McaBoobs 'assistant' to help you shill your mushroom coffee to paranoid rednecks

The fuck is that excerpt from?

Child ease sounds really sinister

>a molecule away from meth

Look at Dr. Chemist over here.

Nah man. Already bought it from Jim Bakker.

youtube.com/watch?v=rOH37W0jPpA

I wonder if his staff are all in on it or if they have to pretend like it actually works around him.

Terrific shit. You feel confident, audacious, as though any you can overcome any problem or accomplish any task you are assigned. Adderall XR is released slowly and lasts for ~12 hours. That way your not wasting your whole night chasing that first time high like

It can also make you a bite cranky and anxious. And if you take it with the intention of focusing on a specific task (IE studying for finals) make sure you are already working on that task BEFORE the Adderall kicks into full swing. If you start doing something else (clean the house or play a vidya game) you'll sink all of your focus into that instead of your more vital assignment and may very well waste the whole day doing that instead. Adderall helps you focus but it does not tell you WHAT to focus on.

Protips;

Taking some Tums or other Antacids about 15 minutes before downing your orange pill can help increase it's effectiveness

If you need to come down off your rush, Taking a shitload of vitamin c (1000mg) can prevent your intestinal track from absorbing it so you can rest/sleep

Try not to fap while you're using it because if you get too involved in your masturbation, you will literally want to do nothing but jerk off for hours on end. On a similar note, that shit is a hell of a performance enhancer for sex

I tried Brain Force once and now run a small Central American country from my laptop
A+

I tried OxyCleanse and it made me almost shit myself. It works. Maybe too well.

>Is it addictive stuff?
not as long as you take as prescribed (1 pill a day maximum, which I don't even use it that often)

>How easy is it to get in the US?
Extremely

>1. Schedule doctor appointment
>2. Tell doctor you are having trouble focusing
>3. He gives you a questionnaire for ADD, answer yes to all of them
>4. Adderal is generally their first suggestion

>You ever experienced any symptoms regarding it?
I've had difficulty sleeping and some irritability, but that's shit you would expect from any stimulant be it adderall, caffeine or cocaine


>Isn't that stuff basically a molecule away from meth?
Yes, but comparing Adderall to Crystal Meth like comparing drinking a pint of Miller Light to drinking a pint of 190 proof moonshine

>Be American
>Bath in Coke
Burgers really have THE life style!

So what do you guys think about his "360 win guarantee"? It must be good stuff if it comes with a "360 win guarantee".

SIQ!

I bought super mail vitality and had to stop after 2 months.

Ended up getting so muscular that it gave me stretch marks and scars, I also found the extreme level female attention I was getting fatiguing.

All Alex's products are made from the finest apple cores and chinese newspapers.

I prefer phosphatidyl serine extracted from blueberries, rather than soy. Much healthier source.

I see that CTR is alive and kicking

i got fluoride poisoning from his dentist dad.

Thanks for the answers. I have laziness problems and when I get my ass to study I have trouble thinking about that one thing only, racing thoughts and all that. Motivation running low almost every time, even if I knew I was about to get beheaded by ISIS I still have trouble motivating myself for stuff I don't like doing

that's the only one i would touch.

>Hey! Dong Chow-Ping died!

>the pills don't work
>what is the placebo effect

>These statements have not been approved by the FDA.

Right so like all the dick pills that scammers will try to sell you. Fucking hell man.

I know what the placebo effect is. Do you?

You could get the exact same placebo effect sucking on your damn thumb if you honestly believed that it released some brain chemicals that make you smarter and more fit.

So just do that, save some money.

Have you seen the rise of the guy who made "Carl the Cuck"? After he has been promoted to join the internal show crew, he has become a fucking fanatic. I personally do not have a problem with that, but I identify it as a positive evidence of the genuineness of Alex Jones.

If you're gullible enough to fall for a placebo and enjoy Infowars you may as well buy a placebo from Inforwars.

That's the whole fucking point of placebo. You just CAN'T believe without reasons that sucking your thumb will help you. But if you pay 30 bucks it must at least do something.

Turn your piss a different colour. That would be my guess.

I think Alex Jones is a false prophet

I have considered getting their coffee.

I love coffee and It's probably pretty good. It is not any more expensive than other coffee, so I am curious.

Uh... what. Two of the three ingredients are to form the capsule and aid in its smoothness. The only "supplement" in it is rice flour.

oh, wait, I'm an idiot that can't into labels. Nevermind me

Comparing a genius with alex 'tinfoil' jones.

Nice dubs, HE BROKE THE CONDITIONING