OCTOBER SURPRISE THREAD

Cred Forums wrong once again.

Why the fuck am I listening to Peter Gabriel?

FOUR

I'M READY MOTHER FUCKERS!

Peter Gabrielle is red pilled as fuck, desu.

MY BODY IS READY

Alex Jones net worth:
$8 Million.
Alex Jones net worth: Alex Jones is an American talk radio host, author, conspiracy theorist and filmmaker who has a net worth of $8 Million.

It's happening

>Just woke up
>Already about to witness a habbening

I like the way this day is going

TWO

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should we merge here guys?

should we merge here guys?

should we merge here guys?

1

I am so done listening to Alex Jones, ughhh

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I'MMMMM NUUUUUCLEAAAAAR

HOLY SHIIIIIT

So what do you think this almost assuredly FUCKING NOTHING is going to be?

Naw. I think 2 separate ones will give better discussion. Keep the alex jones one over there

Spicy

OUR HERO IS READY

ok good idea.

I'M WILD

youtube.com/watch?v=IkAp5gAYDUQ

Feel like im about to witness something...

i am excited

The light, the heat

This had better be something good.

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what do we honestly think fellas?

(1) Do you think he has bombshells ready?
(2) If yes, do you think he will drop those bombshells at this event, or will he tease them to build up more media intensity, and then drop them?

>Trump supporters are going to watch a 2 hr livestream only to be utterly disappointed

Kek dumbcunts vote for a retard like Trump so they have to rely on an October surprise for him to even have a remote chance of winning

I fucking love Alex Jones

Will this be translated?

maybe it is all just hype. I hope its not but it is possible he is just blowing smoke.

There has never been an October Surprise. people just fell in love with the term like they did with "chipotle"

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youtube.com/watch?v=JU_6nOesXtQ

HYPED

PUMPED

BUMPED

Assange is only talking for 10 minutes about it. I'm not expecting the bomb we all want.

What if it's nothing?

I HOPE IT IS NOTHING

FUCK YOU AMERICANS ITS TIME FOR YOU TO STAY YO TILL 5AM AND HAVE NO HAPPENING

Here we go.

THIS THREAD IS ALL ABOUT NUKES NOW

saw the feed I'm watching go from 200 to 58,000

>if

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It is going to be nothing.

But don't tell the retarded Trumpkins that.. let them waste their 2 hrs of their time watching it.

It's going to be nothing as it always is.
The only people who care about this is the_donald Reddit children

Lel, Alex Jones:
>5 minutes late
>IT'S A CONSPIRACY! OMG THEY'VE KILLED HIM!!!!

>trying to be a Canadian

infowars stream has 60k viewrs

anyone else feel like they are about to witness Assange get brutally massacred?

shhh. Chick is talking

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>MPC
Wikileaks has good taste

OH SHIT PEPEEE

This is fucking amateur hour

DON'T WORRY

>be happy

Assange's aesthetic for this is so based

Celebratory brewskis:)

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MORE NUKES

Is there a stream where Jones shuts the fuck up?

youtube.com/watch?v=W_-G2jiLOHE

I have seen this video

checked

also i am out of atom bomb webms

>top ten

You've got to be kidding me

It's past 10 AM, where are the leaks?

Wish the audio was better

US is a terrorist state

>shitty Windows 7 presentation
>using Windows Media Player
>video isn't even full screen on projector
>other speakers are "held up"

This is going to be fucking nothing

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>top ten

read the fucking plan and program

My dudes.

blah blah blah

jerk each other off

>mfw Assage just thanks everyone for their work in the past 10 years and that's it.

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Yeah what the fuck Wikileaks. Why even hold a fucking press conference?

IT'S 2016 JUST DROP THE VIDEO ON YOUR WEBSITE!

this

This is fucking amateur hour I can barely hear shit

That movie was so much better than either of the sequels.

Stratford logo looks a lot like that trump games Pepe logo

rude

Wikileaks documents prove that the US is a terrorist state that needs to be nuked.

Fuck America.

There isn't a video

WHERES THE FUCKING LEAK

Booooooring

wew

this

[awkward clapping]

WATCHMOJO'S TOP TEN LEAKS!

And dissolves Wikileaks.

i jus tblew out a mad fart

A video of a video of a top ten list
wtf

Germans don't know how to clap for shit
This is why they lost the war

Just nuke DC

Yeah that's great n all, get to putting the bitch behind bars

Just got here, did I miss anything?

Who's is dis qt talking?

>They um-uh are going out
>umm over the decades
>o-over 10 mill-billion pages

not about Hillary. is about Germany

>Have important worldchanging information
>Present it using what seems like ms paint for the windows 95

What happened to factual presentations without a bunch of low effort memes?

Lol'ed

Because it is not a campaign-destroyer, so it needs hype.

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>almost 100,000 secured votes for Trump
beautiful

ON THE WORLD

Why is the mood in this room so cavalier? If there was a real bombshell coming, wouldn't there be a sense of urgency? I want to believe and my autism is flaring up majorly.

holeeee fug

i'm taping this

>Still thinking there will be a leak worth mentioning

It's all just advertising and sales

Here, watch some threads instead, much more entertaining

>mfw no wikileaks waifu

UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It's fucking nothing, obviously.

This is going to end up being nothing, if it was worth while they would just release it, and not pad out the announcement with donation begging.

THIS IS BORING AF I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN HYPE

same

>top ten
>please donate
>production value
>celeb messages
one giant shitpost famalam

That video looked like it was made by jibjab. WTF?

Inb4 all speakers have been killed

>UHHHHH
>UUUUUHHHHmmmMMMmmm
>UUUHHHHMMM
>UHHH
who chose this dipshit to be the speaker?

Can't even blame it on millenials either

What the fuck is wrong with yuropoors?

>there are people in america who stayed up for this shit

okay i'm calling it
fucking nothing

>hype
There's barely 6 journalists there. There is no hype. They failed. Wikileaks has failed.

>idiot running the video didn't know to double click for fullscreen

when is donald trump showing up???

>tfw 30 minutes of boring intro before big announcement

is this the main wikileaks thread?

>Here's a commercial for wikileaks
>Here's a birthday message we got
>Here's a brief history of how wikileaks used to work

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT

GET TO THE SURPRISE

40 FUCKING MIN UNTIL HES ON

WHAT THE FUCK

I NEED TO SLEEP

UUUUHHHHHH

I F-F-INK

UMMMMMMMMMMMM

UHHHHH

IT

WAS

JULIAN UHHHHSSUHHHHHNGE

>um
>ah
>ummmmm
>aahhhh

Are aussies this fucking retarded?

IS HE ALIVE?

In true Aussie form nonetheless.

Looks like I'm waiting for the abridged version. This is shitty

I'd probably do her

Just woke up from a nap too see all this

I am sorry brothers - I am too weak to continue onwards. Save this stream for me and make sure that the October fire rises

Nah you good. Probably wont be anything interesting.

>UH EH UM

Fuck this cunt I'm going to bed

At the end he'll pop out of the birthday cake

>big announcement

I will eat my shit and live stream it if they announce anything big

Um uh and ugh um um ugh and yeah, ugh.

Fuck getting up in 3 hours for work, this is more important

if you weren't such a fucking retard you'd realize she's from the UK

>big announcement
lol

>they opened up in 2008 - I mean in 2003
>um
>what happened is
>um
>sources understand media partners are ready to operate on these topics
>uhh
>uhh
>we just
>we publish
>uhh
>there are a number
>over the next ten
>ten
>ten week period
>uhh
>uhh

British you retard.

not even 2 hours of AJ bantz could keep me up for this

Link your Twitch.

Alex Jones must feel like a right tit.

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Thanks for correcting the record!

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the announcement is that they're partnering up with google, twitter, facebook to make it easier to collect and share information to the public

agreed

DUDE look at the fucking buildings literally cooking... Haven't seen this footage before, fucking amazing

AHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU AMERICANS

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO STAY UP TILL 5AM AND HAVE NO HAPPENING?

Finally a taste of your own medicine maybe now you'll stop spamming happening threads faggots

Sounds aussie you fucking mong. Piece of shit abo cunt

>tfw no leakfu

tell u what i'll save the stream of the brit eating shit if the leak is important

I wish she was on a teleprompter. This is horrendous.

Emphasis on whore.

>5 gin and tonics in and still no hillary killing bomb
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i'm done being trolled by this fucking retard.

I don't have one, I'll make one if I have to

it's only 1 am in the west coast and I don't have class tomorrow. Feeling comfy

i'm watching this by accident

thanks bro, back to sleep then

Feels like I am going to sleep and not giving a fuck until Nate TITANIUM tells me I need to worry. Have fun with Turnbull and bleaching the barrier reef you fucking mongoloids

> this toasty roasty blithering on about wikileaks history
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT I JUST WANT THE JUICY DETAILS BITCH
youtube.com/watch?v=l1YmS_VDvMY

feels like 1am

4u

Me too user.

I hate that you're not even exaggerating, she's that bad and it's pissing me off.

Have I missed anything? It sounds like she's just doing a wikileaks biography....

UH UM UMMM UM
UM
UM
UH
UM
UH
UMM
UM

>getting this defensive after being called out for being a retard

LOL

UHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>uh
>eh
>um
>uh
>aaah
>eh
>umm

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UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

time to repost this

Quit being negative guys I think this is really interesting and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>gin and tonic
>sugar water with yellow label
fucking kill yourself

I can't wait to see how Alex spins this into something amazing

> best comeback is LOL

Go drink some jenkum. Fucking prisoner

JUST GET TO THE ACTUAL NEW LEAK YOU FUCKING BITCH

WHEN IS THIS HISTORY LESSON GOING TO STOP

>implying americans will give a shit about this

How the hell did she get this job?

if you weren't such a faking retard you'd realize your dialect derives from a dialect in the UK that sounds almost exactly the same

>M F W
>F
>W

these were the basis for

EHHHH

immunity

UM

being withdrawn

EHMMM

EHHH

this is actually very empowering for the public

EHHHHH

I told you guys. Assange is a letdown. He needs to stfu about big leaks.

is this from the onion?

What is in those bottles?
We don't know. But we can assume they have been compromised.

stop, you're making us look bad

>2016
>female
>any job you want

I'm a NEET and my usual waking hours are 7pm-9am so joke is on you

nobody said leak

Cred Forums BTFO

No this is real life, he's been claiming that he's got material that will destroy hillary for like a year now, and he's never released anything interesting

never trust anybody that drinks pellegrino water

2bh Alex should be there yelling incoherently while this roasty calls him a fat fuck.

probably loyalty before quality

second that

This is really rough man.

Holy shit. I'm having flashbacks of my high school speaking days.

Christ it's true

Hold me back pepe. I'm about to shove my keyboard into this aussie's gaping hole.

>um

fuck off with your facebook tier jokes that make no sense and aren't even remotely funny

Fucking UMMM AHH UMMM

FUCKING REEEEEE JUST GIVE ME THE DIRT ON HILLARY NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR LIFE STORY YOU FUCKING DUMB BLONDE ROASTIE DEGENRATE SLUT GO SUCK AHMEDS COCK U ANTIFA FAGGOT

THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE

Never thought I'd say this but I'd rather have water filter salesman screaming and yelling over this woman. It'd be more entertaining.

>never trust anybody that drinks pellegrino water

FUCK

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TROUBLE YOU WOULD HAVE SAVED ME?

EVERY CRAZY BITCH I'VE GONE OUT WITH LOVES THAT STUFF

Am I the only person enjoying the history lesson?

>mfw when I drink Pellegrino water

>you will know a number of our
>umm
>a number of our
>umm
>we have
>a large
>umm
>propergander attacks
>the blood on your hands
>umm
>the deaths
>umm
>this was turned around
>tens of thousands
>umm
>predominantly manly lies
>umm
>harm from these publications
>umm
>successfully brought up talking points
>umm
>you can see
>not even
>umm
>propergander
>propergander attacks

>Chelsea Manning

d-did he died?

>"I woke up for this?"

lol

it would be alot better if didnt south like a mouthbreather

Are they even leaking anything today?

Seems like a big show if nothing.

>it's not happening

UUUMMMM

what if...

wikileaks doesn't have the same unflinching support for trump and the alt-right as you do?

this alignment might only be temporary

Nope

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UUUUUHHHHHMMMM

I AM MOROSE!!

I have given up. My own eyes beseech me.

Good night lads, if I shall see Hilary's head upon a spire in the morn when I wake, I shall beckon the happenings to come.

Yeah

nope. I really love women that are smart when they don't have a dick in their ass.

B-but I like their posh fanta

Anyone find this girl qt?

Aesthetic as fuarck

Jones just said this sounds like the time the CIA dropped me on the side of the road... What the fuck

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH IM AN INDEPENDENT WOMYN HEAR ME ROOOAAARRR

MY OPINIONS MATTER. I WANT TO FUCK 30 CHADS AND THEN SETTLE DOWN WITH A GOOD NUMALE TO PROVIDE FOR ME.

I GOT THIS JOB BECAUSE WIKILEAKS HAD LOW DIVERSITY WITH TOO MANY FUCKIKKKKKKING WHITE MALES SO THEY NEEDED A ROASTIE WHORE

In tonight's monumentous event, Wikileaks has partnered with your drunk conservative uncle at thanksgiving to present to you an unprepared British woman congratulating herself for 90 minutes followed by an image of a single-page document with 90% redacted information.suggesting that Hillary Clinton has been working with the United States government.

Nice try people, try actually fucking tuning in? Perhaps?

July was when the October Surprise was announced by Julian Assange. And it was finalized LAST MONDAY, PLANNED for THIS TUESDAY (Today!) at the latest it will be on Wednesday.

And Alex Jones as well as every uploader has said "LEAK, LEAK, LEAK!"

ahhhhhhyggghfabauuhhhh

ENOUGH TALK GODDAMIT

RELEASE THE INFORMATION AND STOP TREATING US LIKE FUCKING MASS MEDIA SHEEP

ASSANGE YOU NIGGER

Wtf is this bitch rambling on about? No one gives a fuck

You guys know they leaked their own leak right?
washingtonexaminer.com/wikileaks-cites-report-saying-clinton-mulled-killing-assange-with-drones/article/2603430?custom_click=rss

Isn't i pretty late in the US? Why isn't Alex sleepy?

Don't worry guys, I'm sure she's getting to the actual stuff in an hour or so

Girls are so fucking boring
I liked it better when she was pouring drinks
Why is she talking like Obama
She should be touching herself

Post tits

jesus christ quit projecting your insecurities dude

Thank you for correcting the record

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>Why isn't Alex sleepy?

Brain force

>what else do we have
>oh yeah the turkish one

god damn it end it already

you are forgetting
>etcetra etcetra

BUMP

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She's a russian agent.
>We released 650k documents on assad even though we've released ZERO from Putin
>shh look over here, shiny keys over here
>please don't look into who primarily fund wikileaks

he takes infowars brand no doz

If this shit doesn't lead to leaks ima shit post so bad

Wow, looking at the video and looking the commentary feed scroll feels like the start of an episode of black mirror.

If this was a big deal would they really drive people away with this irrelevant bullshit? No they would announce it first fucking thing.

I can't wait for this speaking style Obama started to die

FUCK THIS UMMMMM LADY.
FUCK.
GODAMMIT JULIAN
WHAT FUCK

The leaks, you roastie whore. Release the leaks now.

You spelled cocaine wrong

I put the volume so low that it's almost muted, can't stand this

please wake me up if she actually says anything substantial

This would be fun if they had some one charismatic like Nigel Farage. Jesus did they pick this bitch off the streets?

that post was 100% accurate. Fuck off outsider.

The interjections of "um ah uh eh" are quite irritating but I like the recap of wikileaks history, I dont have the time to keep up with everything theyve released for the last decade.

>every uploader has said "LEAK, LEAK, LEAK!"
source, from wikileaks, faggot

boring
as
fuck

get on with it already should have just released the shit normally, 4 am isn't a fucking normal time to release information that could destroy a campaign, it's gonna be nothing.

Nice link faggot. Are you stupid or something?

>leaf
So just a normal day then?

So much this

HOL UP

you will shitpost anyway fucking leaf

Wrong

In 3 minutes actually

>Isn't i pretty late in the US? Why isn't Alex sleepy?

H I G H
E N E R G Y

>this is all just part of ju-ju's plan to lure her back to the ecuadorian embassy for a personal one-on-one congratulatory session

goddamn it

What the fuck is going on?

I abandoned a fucking Ranked dota game for this to hear this bitch rambling? where is old man leaks with the clinton emails.

fucking -25 and low prio

fuck sakes

>Am I the only person enjoying the history lesson?
Maybe if the bitch didn't stammer worse than Obama.

whats the chance of a drone strike right now?

She's stalling.

>hello-o
>I share my experience for wikileaks-a
>many releases making pizza pie-a

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THE FOURTH MOON OF YAVIN HAS TAKEN THE STAGE

Why the fuck didn't you just leave it on

hachihachihachi

OH GREAT NOW IT'S A FAT WOMAN

alright, that's fucking it. I'm out, good thing I'm just at work, so no time wasted

Big words but you do that every Thursday anyway

JULIAAHN, I TOLD YOU TO RELEASE THE LEAKS. NOW I'M COMING FOR YOU.

> even more retard guest speakers
youtube.com/watch?v=7FYTc55nGEI

why we can't speak english?

This john dude looks like hes about to get fucking droned and he knows it....

Lost my shit

It's almost like they have nothing of any substance

Unfortunately it's going to be nothing. And if it is something, it'll be easily disputable and the mainstream media will cry foul and the sheep will move on with their day. If this was anything big, the evil who rules this planet would've made sure it never got out. I hope I'm wrong but I'm ready for massive disappointment.

I EM YURNLAEEST LIKE-A-YOU

I HEER TU SHARE MY-A EXPEEREENTS AFTER TEN YEER

Now they have some fucking broad up.

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dude.... you're fucking everything up between us...

Now it's some latina who can't even speak English

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS SHIT

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>mfw just barely finished clearing 7/7 Emerald Nightmare right before this

source?

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Nice spin CTR, you've been trying this one since July and even Trump says you are WRONG.

Try and smear Trump over all you want, slave, you won't convince ANYONE that Wikileaks is propaganda

>more vagina-speak
fuck this im out

THATS A SPICEEEY MEETBALL MAMMA MIA

>the guardian
>once a major partner of wikileaks
>not even reporting on this today

Utterly compromised

Was this news conference a Hillary trick to cringe all her opposition into submission?

what the fuck is this audio shit....

MINERAL WATER

MOZARELLA PIZZA-A-PIE BELLISIMO

T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-th-th-th-th-thanks user

HAVE YOU FAGGOTS EVEN READ THE PROGRAMM?
IN 30 MIN ASSANGE SPEAKS UNTIL THEN MUTE THIS SHIT

Are all dutch people IT-illiterate faggots? google it fucktard

Mistakes were made!!

who cares about your third world timezones

Did they just bring on these people to brag about themselves or what?

ENOUGH, ARREST HILLARY ALREADY REEEE!!!!

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BABBBATI BOOPI?

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assange will surely deliver user.

Heh heh heh

to be fair, it's also their 20 year anniversary

shut this cow up

>third world time zones
>american election related information

off yourself eurocuck
this does not involve you

You make-a da pizza pie. No speaka da Inglesh.

>WE ARE WIKILEAKS-A
>OHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!
>I ACSESS DIS FILE
>U NO DIS CRISIS
>BIG HEADLINES
>HAHAHAHAHAOHAHAOHAHAOHOHOHO!
>MAMAMIA

WHEN WILL ASSANGER SPEAK?

as a side but I found out that someone ported open xcom to javascript, so you can play it for free in your browser. epicport.com/en/xcom

More entertaining than this shit

this idiot woman is off the mike. fucks sake how hard is a lav mike

WE

PLEASE DONT TELL US THE STORY MARIO

That and to promote their new book. I should've known better. This is going to be a massive dissapointment.

WUZ

>people thought this "conference" could bring down Hillary's campaign

Have they even mentioned Hillary yet? I think this is just a circle jerk.

TAKING BETS:

Leak is absolutely nothing: pays 20 to 19
Leak is blurry, disputable, blacked-out document with vague suggestion of a misdemeanor: pays 3 to 1
Leak is actually damaging to Clinton campaign: pays 200 to 1

Better than pairing with my on the spectrum lib neighbor that lives like a cat lady and has the full dog farts web archive, apart from the white on black stuff.

Why can't Europeans fluently speak English? I'm a fucking monkey and you can't tell the difference from me and an American

>very fine documents

CTR ON ALEX JONES

lol

Yeah that video would've been more than enough to sing their praises, but the first woman just rambled about what we already saw and this Italian bitch hasn't said anything that isn't about herself
> I-a work-a for da Weekee-leekza!

INFLUENTUAL JOURNALISTS

ok...

bedtime

thi is bullshit

ill just watch CNN in the morning

ooga booga indeed

WHERE'S THE FUCKIN' GABAGOOL!?

Her english is as bad as her face.
pls remove.

Give me $1000 on 200-1

They are doing a Trump, with the Obama birther declaration bait-and-switch.

betting/twitch/etc.. is more of a secondary thing. i still need a ready supply of work and money...

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Can someone explain whats happening?

someone activated her bluetooth vibrator

nu bread

nu bread

nu bread

$1 on damaging

NEW THREAD THEME
>NEW THREAD THEME
NEW THREAD THEME
>NEW THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=roQVTEvCvks
youtube.com/watch?v=roQVTEvCvks
youtube.com/watch?v=roQVTEvCvks

>porn country

literally all you are.

cya eurocuck

this is a shitshow anyways assange is a giant twat who has no information

actual italians are more about seafood

NEW THREAD

DE DOC-A-YOU-MENTES
DEY ARE A-GOOD
MWAH BELLISIMA

get two monitors you dumb fuck

fuck

Hillary raped this Italian lady in college

comfy. my first game ever.

Why am i still watching?

use yours for backup

wtf mario there literally drank no water

nothing, absolutely fucking nothing

Sucker bet it is! Thank you for bankrolling my new computer.

proof that the government would be justified in censoring this woman

we have all been made fools of yet again

>it's another THIS LEAK WILL DESTROY HILLARY CAMPAIGN press conference

great, leaks on warlocks now

mfw this livestream

>tfw too smart to keep watching

>CNN

bitch, Hillary could mess up a demonic summoning and bring Beelzebub the Lord of the Flies down on the city she's in and you wouldn't know if you watched CNN.

hahahahah have we all been trolled

this meme is horrible

GTFO SHILLS

This fucker thinks hes about to be droned lmfao

FUCK THATS GOOD

spamming a new thread link for a zero happening is even more horrible

this shit was a bust you excitable fool

even infowars is like WTF now

Original thread

No Assange til 5, probably 5:10 since they started a bit late.

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CAN SOMEONE GET THE MESSAGE OUT TO THIS BITCH THAT YOU CANT GO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ANY FUCKING MORE

she needs to tell her story first

When the fuck are they going to release their announcement? Nigga I have to go to sleep soon for work.

I was told 5am EST, 10 mins left?

Never. You're never going to sleep again user. This is your life now.

Wikileaks is being fucking retarded instead of just getting to the fucking point.

SHUT IT DOWN

please god no. believe in julian.

bahahaha

surprised?

>uhhmmmmmmmmmm
>mhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>eeeemmmmmmmmmm
>hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>mmmmmmmmmmm
>hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>hmhmhmhhhhhhhhhhh
>eeeeeh

Was Hillary arrested yet?