SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU TALK TOO MUCH

I can't even imagine this bitches orgasm

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS BRING A NON AUTISTIC SPEAKER WHO CAN SPEAK ENGLISH CORRECTLY.

gg lads im out

Same. Assange is going to drone on in his autistic monotone about Hillary knowing Bill Clinton had a son, or some worthless shit like this

FUCK YOU ASSANGE FOR MAKING ME LISTEN TO THIS NASTY SLAG

youtube.com/watch?v=xc16t3mwj0A

better to go back to alex's vitamins ad.

Badselfeater round 2 people!

A FUCKING LEAF

this uhhhhhh large archives ummmmmmm one ummmmmm propagander ahhhh somehow

I felt it too

Ya, same here. I'd love to see something so substantial as to completely crush hillary's campaign but all this stalling/intro bullshit just makes me think how underwhelming the actual reveal is going to be

I'm voting for Hillary out of spite if I stayed up until 5am for nothing

this bitch is giving me blue balls. Fucking hell just give us the money shot

I've already sorted out my porn collection, fucking get on with it so I can goto sleep

> Coughs and drinks water

Are they mocking Hillary or something?

she said that there are delays, she is just buying time.

this is just a glorified infomercial for Wikileaks

OI YA BUGGA OFF WOI ON OSSIE TIME OVA HEIA

someone photoshop an orgasming penis onto her face

what is this

Dude. They're in fucking germany, how the fuck did they find a fucking mexican?

I couldn't take it anymore, I closed the window. I opened it a few minutes later, and I swear to god the first two words out her mouth were "uummmmmmm, ummm".

Holy fuck maybe the surprise will be a drone strike on this retard mid-speech

Bed head and auntie. ummm ummm umm

heres a better 1

What did I miss? YouTube plz

kek

This whole thing just reaks of incompetence

It's their 10th Anniversary self-congratulatory circle jerk using the election & Clinton dirt as bait to get people to watch.

>women

These bitches talk too much and never shut up.
Why would ANYONE care what this italian broad has to say?

Bring on you "October Surprise", Julian. You fucking twat.

> umm uh um paperback book coming soon please buy it, and now please listen to my next guest who barely can speak english!

this is horrible, assange better get on with it or ima start rootin for the drone.

Fuck this shit

UUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHMMMMMM

Packed in with the rest of the equipment

this will end Trump's campaign

Kek all these people are fucking horrible at their jobs, they told everybody the wrong time by 1 hour, this dumb bitch never took a speech 101 class I guess uum um um wiki um leaks, these 2 random fucking people come on stage and start talking without introducing themselves, both look like they just woke up.. lol if hillary isn't a reptile then this whole thing is for nothing

EEEERM..... UUUUHH...... EEEEERRM....

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu bitches

I have no idea who this cunt is

this is why you never rely on shitty "bombshells"

Cred Forums is fucking dumb

I started rooting for the drone soon as Hillary's comment came out. Julian would make a great martyr, and if it happened even more libs would be coming out against the Clintons.

fucking kill me now.

WTF is she even talking about?

This is what creates terrorists

>UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH UMMMM AHHHHHHH

...

Here

"Oh yeah, hello there. My Name is Julian Assange and thanks to all the hard working people out there, making this world a better place and so on yadda yadda...

... as you all waited for the surprise today I will reveal something really big now.

My DICK. IT THAT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES: MUHAHAHAHA

...ah and america got something to hide. More is coming up november. Stay safe bros I got to eat some cake and get a few blowjobs now. bye

Am I the only one hoping to see that semen demon's panties??

fake

HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY ALL UHMMMMMMING SO HARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCKING UHMMERS

This guy is just as bad

Are you a fucking retard? Put the penis where the microphone is lol. Honestly you dumb fucking burgers

> ARMY OF PAID TROLLS

> PPL ONLY READ THE COMMENT SECTION!!!!!#!

ok who are these people with alex jones? Do you guys take these people seriously, I mean alex jones is currently making veiled gay jokes and repeating them. This is why people outside of your hugbox laugh at you.

I mean there are some of you who are fighting sleep to hopefully hear something good which isnt gonna happen. I know I know thanks for ctr

I wonder how many more times they're going to remind us that they're crusaders for the "human" rights of sandniggers.

> She is blowing corrupt people the fuck out
> feds staying salty

You can tell how braindead most of Cred Forums is if they think this shit is boring.

Literally talking about the experience of how their journalism brought them to wikileaks

Braindead idiots think they'er redpilled. lmoa

NO FUCKING QUESTIONS

>tfw I have work in the morning. Please just get to it

Now I'm starting to get pissed off

$0.02 Hillbux have been deposited into your account. Thank you.

Julian found dead, looks like he shot himself 15 times in the head.

any questions for the unimportant people? no? no?

Reporter apparently feels sorry for the nobodies and asks a question.

That does it.

I am doing an #OctoberRevise and am now #WithHer!

HURRY UP YOU HAIRY SEMKTE CUNT

Fuck the reporter who just asked the question let's move this along

It's not the content you retard, it's the conveyors complete inability to speak the English language properly, to the point I can't watch it anymore.

>protip if you're gonna have a huge press release, have someone who can speak, give it.

GUYS LISTEN

Wikileaks is doing to the world what Trump did to CNN with the big birtherism announcement. WE GOT PLAYED! THEY'RE USING TRUMP'S PLAYBOOK!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHY DOES SHE KEEP SMACKING HER LIPS REEEEEEEE

so close....

It's not happening, is it guys. This is just some bullshit anniversary circlejerk + fundraising event.

> Emmmm
Ummm
> Emmmm
Ummm
> Emmmm
Ummm

this is like a fucking liberal university circlejerk

assholes release the damn docs reeeeeeeee

>letting women do stuff
Jesus Assange, haven't you learned from sweden you hopeless romantic horndog.

She's so pretty, well-spoken, and sophisticated. Love the accent. Would marry.

If I took a shot every time this bitch said uhm my entire house would be flooded with liquor

This. Fuck.

>SHUT IT DOWN

Fuck this cunt.

I am doing an #OctoberRevise and am now #WithHer!

it's already been an hour

SHUT IT DOWN

What do you think her puss smells like, anons?

ffffuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If Assange doesn't deliver, this 10-year anniversary will actually destroy any credibility or interest in Wikileaks

I just heard Hillary coughing....

you look tired

pickled anchovy

im more interested in her feet

Sauerkraut.

yeah thats right, if it doesn’t deliver he is a scumbag and should get droned

Leeks

hey buddy, where you live? I’m from Melbourne

Gold Coast, enjoy your hail.

LEFTY FUCKHEAD

streuth, are you a bogan?

you’re just an uneducated faggot.

cottage cheese.
She has that cottage cheese pussy smell face

>those cooking analogies
This bitch missed breakfast.

>Melbourne

cuck

Kill yourself, moron.

where you live charlie ?

I'm usually in bed by now

wasn't she supposed to shut up two minutes ago?

Assange has 5 minutes to come out, else I'm out of this bitch

That moment when you realize if there was actually something substantial the FBI would have arrested Hillary immediately. Nothing to see here folks. The Rothschilds are in charge of you.

* *
UMM

...

hot

...

just a little while longer, please

TIP OF THE SPEAR, BABY.

>Assange is this, Assange is that

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

ITS STARTING!!!

Happening
youtube.com/watch?v=947fP6QTmBo

>the great hacker assange makes his grand entrance

HE SPEAKS

>top gaffes

elite computer hackers that cant even get skype to work

Lmao what the fuck is wrong with alex jones, he just mocked the guy for speaking french. This is why people make fun of us.

>skype is so fucking shitty that even international hackers can't make it work

whats going on Cred Forums i thought assange would assanginate clinton, nothings happening!!

you mean make fun of the french

Who is she and where are the nudes while we wait?

10 billion more hours

...

UHHHHHH UHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I think we just got trumped by these fucks.

>assange is using Trump's trick of tricking the media into showing a long ad for himself then making a statement at the end of it (Trump's birtherism "announcement")
>inb4 assange endorses hillary

Chuck

Fuck I haven't seen that face in years, thanks senpai

infowars and Breitbart blew this shit up, pol just ran with it.

I said you talk too much. Homeboy you never shut up.

I have a bad feeling that this is gonna be quite disappointing....

>watching the tinfoil hat commentary stream

Wait a minute...are you saying the rightwing media made up some bullshit, and rightwingers fell for it? Man, I don't know, sounds like a stretch.

GET ON WITH IT

>let's have a microphone recording the sound coming from speakers in the studio, then broadcast that

good thinking, wikileaks

thx for correctin the record$

These people sure don't know how to present their information, they're so bloody boring.

nothing is happeing and nothing is going to happen, assange asshole is just going to open and speak gibberish for 55 minutes then fart

Breitbart is clickbait trash. I wish we had good right wing media.

HE'S PULLING A TRUMP
HE'S GOING TO ANNOUNCE OBAMA WAS BORN IN THE US
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
10D CHESS!

Is this entire thing about the fucking birthday of wikileaks??

NOTHING IS HAPPENING!???

WOW ITS FUCKING NOTHING

you're welcome

i agree the only reason that site got any traction was because of gamergate

For fucks sake, is Assange gonna say anything important. Everyone watching this knows what Wikileaks is and does. Is this just a ten year celebration or is their a point?
That drone is sending me back to sleep

holy fuck its nothing, well fuck you assange, back to witcher 3, what a nob.

Im fucking laughing so hard right now, the audio is shit and now alex jones is calling it a trainwreck lol. Look I know most of you are retarded but please at least try to latch on to people who aren't literally real life aussie shitposters. Hes selling a book and telling us the future of wikileaks loooool. Now he just said we dont do it at 3 am LoooooL

did he just say that they are not throwing new information now since it is so early in the morning ??!!!!!

we
ah
uh
have
ah
um
uh
an entirely
ah

>mfw I forgot to screenshot my post calling that it would be fucking nothing

Yes looooooool

I think hes just fucking with us at this point

Hillary Clinton won

"WE DONT DO IT AT 3AM"

REEEEEEE

This.

Why is the fucking audio so muffled?

I hope the CIA gets their hands on this guy now for leading us on. FUCK!

EVERYONE KNEW IT
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

>You need to suck dick to enjoy the show. I do and it's wonderful

Keep telling to yourself that's somehow relevant to the thing why people are in the stream

thats the last time i take him seriously.

WE BEEN DUPED REEEEEEEEEEEE

well, thats it, donald lost

The best thing about this is Alex Jones trolled himself. He convinced himself of lie that he himself perpetrated. He's seriously mentally ill.

Either that or Roger Stone trolled him. These people are so far up their own ass that can't even keep their own shit straight.

Wow he either has nothing or he's waiting until after the election because he's a fucking shill plant. -___-

Now im for droning him

Alex jones didn't start shit, assange himself said he was going to release shit on hillary but postponed it due to security concerns, he lied.

Omg its all an ad for his shitty book

BUY MY BOOK

HE JUST SAID THEY'LL LEAK IT BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR. NOT BEFORE THE ELECTION

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That's right-wing media for ya.

This sounds like a fucking NPR fundraiser! I could have just listened to that garbage during daylight hours to waste my time! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

What an excellent expenditure of my valuable sleep hours on a work night. I have a fetish for people stuttering and the words, "uh", "ah", and "um", so I'm completely satisfied.

I'm looking at their twitter. When did they ever bill this as anything other than a 10th anniversary press conference?

CONFIRMED LEAKS ABOUT US ELECTION

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Assange sold out.

...

THE TRUEST OF AUSSIES
HOLY SHIT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HEY BURGERS! GOOD LUCK WITH PRESIDENT HILLARY!

>This
>fucking
>week

I'm

I'm voting for Hillary because of Julian Assange now.

He fucking did. He just said they'll leak "before end of the year" NOT before the election

TRUMP IS TOAST
THIS WAS OUR CHANCE AT HILLARY

>poo in loo wanting hillary president of america

The OK should say it's literally nothing

FFFFRUUUUUUCKKKKK

I dont think Julian understands that the right wingers are his biggest fans now. If he wins this election for us by incriminating Hillary and getting Trump into office, we'll be forever in debt to him. If he just gives us the damn leaks we can all get along.

He said the first dump would be this week faggot shill

CONFIRMED FOR MCDONALDS DRIVE-THU MICROPHONE QUALITY

He cucked us all.

HES BEEN SWYING THST FOR 2 MONTHS NOW

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMROE

Why doesn't trump just offer a pardon to assange for the dumpz

thats what id do if i was running

He said it would be on October 4th for motherfucking fuck's sake.

>MCDONALDS DRIVE-THU MICROPHONE QUALITY
this is so true holy shit

THERES BEEN MISQUOTING HE SAID

THEY DONT WANT TO HARM CLINTON

HE SOLD OUT

FUCK WE SRE FUCKED BOYS

...

ahahahaha

Christ this fucking asshole

He never gave a specific date.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT IS THIS ABOUT???????????????????????????????????????

And Indian would never get meme magic dubs.

You too will be pooping on the streets with shillary as your president.. good luck!

"Hillary Clinton - The most powerful woman in the world!"

I cant comprehend this

The day is still young.

shouldve droned him

10 WEEKS
10 LEAKS
US ELECTION
HE WOULD NOT SAY IF IT "DESTROY" CLINTON, BUT IMPLIED IT WOULD BE DAMAGING.

HE'S ALSO DISPARAGING YOU HYPED UP RETARDS

I love how we memed the verb "droned" into existence over the course of this day.

He has a gun pointed at him. They absolutely got to him just before the planned leak. It was a mistake announcing it. It must be something big. He's so anxious and shook up. This is a shit show. Wikileaks is absolutely compromised. They have something big on Clinton and the democrats, big enough that they had to finally take drastic measures on Assange. They can't kill him but they can terrify him so bad that he becomes their puppet.

It's over.

...

Di he get threatened? Is this an attack to Alex Jones?

>holds press conference at 3 a.m.
>"we dont reveal new information at 3 a.m."

so the wiki leaks guy said he was going to leak something big but he was just full of shit and was a no show and some lady was just talking for hours to cover for him

turns out hillary corrected his record and now the wiki leaks guy is going to be found having died from auto erotic asphyxiation with child pron on his computer in front of him and a plate of boiled penises on the table next to him

needless to say i was mortified . the wiki leaks guy jacking it to child pron and eating dicks why did we ever listen to him

Alex Jones has broken

Fucking this.

Hillary said it.
It was in a transcript from a meeting she had and asked her advisors if they can simply "drone the guy?" (talking about Assange)

fuck me, I hate leaf posters so much

*smacks lips*
>Uhhh
*teases leaks*
>The ummmm....
*smacks lips even harder*
>Uhhh, the...
*tweets about how he'll destroy Hillary with next leaks*
>So, yea... The uhmmm...
*inhales before hardcore smacking lips before into a shitty microphone*

What the fuck is this even about?

kek

Are you literally retarded?

It's a perfectly reasonable hour in Germany.

>hahaha are you voting for Trump?
>hahaha

People who got hyped up are sad fools. The only people hyping this up was Alex Jonesstein and Roger Stonesberg and the rest of the msm. When will you silly cunts realize that this is all a production? It doesn't matter who'se arse is in the oval office. The western world is toast. But who cares? Lets just type ona message board and buy Cialis from alex jonesstein

Alex Jones is currently working hard to discredit Assange. He controlled opp.

10 weeks.
10 leaks.

We have to help analyze the leaks.

Whos laughing now?

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Bluepillers ingesting bluepill bullshit.