WIKILEAKS OCTOBER SURPRISE

Classified information has just been released.
Aniki will never wake up again.

What do you expect when they're probably fearing for their life from being on this?

fuck this

EARTH-SHATTERING DOCUMENTS TO BE RELEASED

HILLARY CLINTON ON PRE-EMPTIVE SUICIDE WATCH

AMERICAN POLITICS NEVER TO BE THE SAME

BUT FIRST A 90-MINUTE PANEL ON OUR JOURNALISTS AND THEIR FEELINGS ABOUT WORKING IN THIS TOPSY-TURVY WORLD THIS IS TRULY WHAT'S IMPORTANT

October surprise?

more like doze over some lies

how did this lady get this job when she has obviously never taken a single public speaking class in her life
I learned not to fill pauses with uh and um in like 8th grade

It's happening dude. Woah.

if if if if if if if if if if if we is good enough for the president, so it's good enough for Wikileaks.

>2016
>be female
>any job you want

SHUT IT DOWN

oh no. happening.

Just made this.
I probably suck but, at least I tried.

Are Julian's spokeswomen and Alex Jones Droning us?!

Image for ants and poor cropping.

PLEASE

How do I make the words more clear?

Recent

ITS FUCKING NOTHING

>we want to release something at a later date uhhhhhhh uhhhhhhh uhhhhhh

Julian is so um, uh well spoken.

He just said they don't leak at 3AM

Don't make it so small. Also the bit on the left has a lot of empty space on the top but the letters on the bottom are partly cut off, it's still easily readable but looks unprofessional.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHERFUCKER

just give us the leak damn it

no but mine does

>We do have documents
>We could release them
>We're not doing it at 3am though

Literally cucked into waiting again. Ayy lmao.

HE JUST KEKED ALL MURRICANS INTO STAYING UP TO WATCH THIS SHIT

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

HE'S GOT NOTHING WHAT THE FUCK

Assange is such a tease

DRONE THIS FUCK

WOW
IT'S
FUCKING
NOTHING

this cuck have shit

WASTING TIME

DRONE THE FAG

at least give us an anti abortion video

He fucking got me. Goddamn it.

assange is such a fucking dissapointment

THE UMMS AND UHHS ARE A CODE
>THE UMMS AND UHHS ARE A CODE
THE UMMS AND UHHS ARE A CODE
>THE UMMS AND UHHS ARE A CODE
THE UMMS AND UHHS ARE A CODE

ITS FUCKING NOTHING
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
ITS FUCKING NOTHING

WOW ITS FUCKING NOTHING

CICADA 3301 WAS WIKILEAKS HIRING WTF

WHAT DID HE JUST SAY ABOUT RESIGNING?

The eternal australian strikes again

I had anime to watch, motherfucker. wasted 2 hours on this cunt.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhuh uhuh uhuh uhuhuh uhu hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

STOP T HIS SHIT FUCG

*GASSANGE

THERE IS NO WAY

@WLTaskforce

Did we just get fucking conned?

this desu

TOP FUCKING KEK

this to be desu

ALEX JONES IS HIGH ON SUPER MALE VITALITY

Is this real...

THIS MOTHERFUCKER

MAYBE HE SHOULD BE DRONED

What the ACTUAL fuck is he even talking about?

ASSANGE HAS AUTISM CONFIRMED
>ASSANGE HAS AUTISM CONFIRMED
ASSANGE HAS AUTISM CONFIRMED
>ASSANGE HAS AUTISM CONFIRMED
ASSANGE HAS AUTISM CONFIRMED

It's fucking nothing. You fuckers wasted my time again. Never trusting you again

>turning wikileaks into facebook

Holy uh shit this is uhhh embarassing.

Guys see if you can make out any morse code from the "um"s and the "uh"s

Can I come watch it with you?

was destroying his credibility part of his plan?

inb4

DRONE
THIS
WHITE
HAIRED
FUCKER
NOW!

Haaahahahahahahaha

> Trump fags BTFO!

Who knew the October surprise was that most of you are gullible inbreds.

> DEVASTATING NEWS

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Say it with me!
President Hillary Clinton!

HE'S SELLING A BOOK, 40% OFF

HE CANT RELEASE ANYTHING BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS LITERALLY KEEPING HIM ALIVE

HILLARY WON

NO
O

DICK
I
C
K

WE HAVE A BOOK

Alex Jones is having a meltdown

BUY MY BOOK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(((it was nothing)))

Seems to be droning on about how they need more people working within and to protect Wikileaks and their publications, as well as the lives and legal troubles of journalists and sources.

He did a brief thing saying people got too hyped for a release, but that while they have a lot of publications to release soon (or before the end of the year), they don't release so early in the morning.

I've been teased by this fucking narcissist for the last god damn time.

just another merchant

Assange is killing WikiLeaks' credibility. It would have been better if Hillary murdered him and made him into a martyr.

Why is it always literally nothing??

YOU FUCKERS ARE ALL IMBECILES

GET READY FOR MADAM PRESIDENT

>BUY MY BOOK

For fuck sake.

buy my book

HAHHAHA YES GOYM BUY THE BOOK

fuck it
I'm mentally Hill, now
drone that australian bitch, Madam President

BOOK CLUB TIME

>book selling

kek

He is literally plugging his stupid fucking book. What an absolute cunt.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WHY MUST THE GOOD PEOPLE BE SUCH FUCKING RETARDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Assange is compromised. Killary got to him. No leaks. You can all go to bed now.

> IN PAPERBACK SOON!

Alex jones is just selling seeds and water filters now while hes on mute.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>shilling his books

Great.

I never heard a word from assange's mouth and I just fucking hate him now.

>trolled by a jew

what an embarrassment

Starting to feel like he was bluffing all along, probably hoping that a leak would come forward after already thinking that something is in the works.

He might have had to pull something out of his insurance.rar file to keep the press happy

>Publishing every week for the next few weeks
>Election documents to come out before November 8th
>Upcoming series' include significant material about arms, oil, google, the election
I missed the last bit of it

COMING THIS WEEK, NOT TELLING US WHAT TIME

Oh shit, he says he's got stuff on oil, google and the elections.

uh
uh
uh
u

SERIES OF LEAKS FOR 10 WEEKS
STARTING THIS WEEK

DONT BELIEVE THIS MJOTHERFUCKER

>PLEASE BUY MY BOOK
>PLEASE STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT 10 WEEKS WHILE I DRIP FEED THE LITTLE INFO I HAVE TO MAKE IT MORE HYPED, EVEN THOUGH I LITERALLY COMPLAIN ABOUT THE MEDIA SITTING ON INFORMATION THEY HAVE AND NOT RELEASING IT IMMEDIATELY

Hang this man.

UUUHH UHHHH HHHHHHHHH H HHHUHHHH UHH HHHHHHHHUUH HHH HUHHHU H UHHUHHHHHHHHHHHUH H U HHUHHHH HHHHHHUHHUHHHHH HH HHHU HHHHHHH H H HHHHHUHHHHHHHHH HHH UHUHHU HHHHHHHHHHHU HHHHUHH UHHHUUHH HHHH HH U HH H HH UH HHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHHUHHHHH HHHHUHHHHUHHHHHH UHHHUHHHHHHUHHHHHHHHHUHHHUH HUHHUHUH HHHHH H HHHH HHHHHH HHH HUHHHHHHHHHH HUHHHU H HH UHHH H HHHHHHHHH HUHHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHUHHHHHHHHHHHU HHHUHHHHUH UHHHH HHHUHHHHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHHHHHHUHHUHHH HHUUHHHHHUHHHHH HUH UUH HU HHHHHHUHUHHHHHHUHHU HH HUHHHH H HHUUHHUHUHHHUHHHHHHH UHHHH HHHHHUHH HHHH UHHUHHUUH HHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHUHHUH HHUHUHHHHHHH HHH HH HHHHH HH UHHHHHHH HHH HHH HHHUHHHHHHUHHHUHHHHHUHHHHHHU HUHHHHHHHHHUHHHUHHUHUHHHHUU H HHHHHH HUUHHHHUH HHHH HUHHHHHH UHHHUHHHHH HHHU H HHHH HHHHHUHHHUHHUH HHHU HHUHUUHHHHHUHHHHUUHU HUHHHHHHHHUHHHUHHHHHHUHHHHHUHHUHHHHHHHU HHHHH U HHUHHHHHHUUH HHHHHHHHH HH HHUHHUU HH H HHHHHU H HHHHHHHHHUHUUHHHHHHHHUUH UHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHUHH UHHHHHHHUHHHUUHHUHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So we can get on with the question, let's go for the thank yous.

mass surveilance

>People thought that this cuck had something on her

Cred Forums are suicide watch now

DUDE UH LMAO

HES SHITPOSTING AT 3AM AND WE'RE ALL WATCHING IT FUCK

GOD DAMN IT I FUCKING HATE AUSTRALIANS

BUY MY BOOKS, GOYIM!

youtu.be/4JuK1Yr35Io?t=7s

BLAST THIS BOOKWORM JULIA OFF HER BALCONY WITH AGM-114R "ROMEO" HELLFIRE II

DRONED
R
O
N
E
D

>He might have had to pull something out of his insurance.rar file to keep the press happy

The insurance file is filled with /dev/urandom.
It's just to keep him safe. He doesn't deliver.

......to be fair, he has been locked up in an asylum for sever years

ONE LEAK A WEEK.

...

Disregard shills in this thread, Julian says he's going to be publishing every week for the next 8 weeks.

...

>Week 1
>Teaser for my new book

Hahaha infowars just called Assange a cuck

I'M
GOING
TO
WRITE
A
BOOK
NOW

KEEP CONTRIBUTIING

So happy I went to bed

ahh- aaah- aaah-

Series of leaks of his own advertisement for his books.

I am having a weird deja vu right now.

I..ah...um..ah...um...can't be...um...arsed to um...ah....um....um...ah...listen to ...um...ah...um..this shit...a..um...any...a..um..more.

the fuck nigga? it's probably like noon over in middle earth you ass

APOLOGISE

Somebody shoot this cunt

youtube.com/watch?v=73L9TepGYK8

So it was nothing?

GAME OVER GOYS

Thank god I just discovered Alex Jones, they are making this disappointment bearable

I'm actually laughing instead of raging

>mfw watching Assange

Publishing every week advertisements for his books.

Disregard shills in this thread, Julian says he's going to be publishing every week for the next 8 weeks.

Disregard shills in this thread, Julian says he's going to be publishing every week for the next 8 weeks.

Disregard shills in this thread, Julian says he's going to be publishing every week for the next 8 weeks.

Disregard shills in this thread, Julian says he's going to be publishing every week for the next 8 weeks.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME????

what are you implying about the good captain?

34 DAYS PYLE! 34 DAYS UNTIL THE END OF THE WORLD!

THAT IS NOT THE POINT YOU WHEELCHAIR RIDDEN FUCK

I don't get it. How can it be, that he's sitting on info but he claims to do leaks?

HILLARY BUTT PLUG

FROM THIS WOMAN WHO WANTS TO KILL YOU

what a mess

...

HILLARY BUTTPLUG

10 weeks niggerfaggot

>yfw he waits until after Hillary is elected to leak her shit

just fucking release it fuck.

If its as big as he says he is not going to live to see the end of the year.

What was the summary of the releases?

I heard
>war, oil, google, 3 big world corporations, and U.S election

I think he said 10 weeks.

Does that mean we'll get 8 books?

Change increasingly nervous to "increasingly suicidal"

>Is this the death of Wikileaks?

Oh shit I think his cohost just called it

DEPLORABLE TWITTER IS FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SUCKS TO SUCK

8 weeks? The election is a month away.

It's obvious Hillary will be POTUS

Ok, so nothing today, but releases every week up until the election, the first of which is releasing some time this week.

Why is everyone mad? I mean I understand wanting the stuff now, but does it really make a difference if its today or if its later in the week??

Publishing books about the history of wiki leaks every week for the next 20 years

Publishing books about assange's past years every week for the next 20 years

buy now

buy now

Could have started with the leaks today..
Hoping he drops some juicy stuff over the next 8 weeks

wait that was it?

Holy BTFO

Ahahahaha, Alex Jones is pissed.

>tfw Alex dies from a heart attack from this

Did you not watch him just advertise his books?

I have a question
Why are you such a fag Julian

C'mon. He's got nothing.

BUY
MY
BOOKS
GOYIM

shut up assange.

yesss

Julian should take notes from le persuassion man about how to sell your books

THEY'LL RELEASE THE CLINTON SHIT AFTER THE ELECTION

WHAT A NIGGER

>does it really make a difference if its today or if its later in the week??
Shut the fuck up and read that again.

34 DAYS PYLE.

THIRTY FOUR DAYS UNTIL THAT WOMAN KILLS YOU!

FALSE

Bugus dickus

M I S Q U O T I N G

ALEX JONES ON SUICIDE WATCH

HOW CAN HE POSSIBLY RECOVER?

MIS
QUOTING

WHAT A GIGANTIC SHITLORD

>""""""""""""""""""""MISQUOTING""""""""""""""""""""""

Pack ya bags lad, its over.

proofs?

he just admitted that saying the leaks will destroy Hillary is "misquoting" from the press.

so?
I just woke up, can someone keep me posted about what is going on?

he was always a piece of shit

fuck him

This guy is boring as fuck to listen to.

FUCKING DUMB ASS JULIAN JUST FUCKING GET DRONED

This mother fucker deserves to be drone struck for wasting everyone's time on this shit.

Drone this fucking pussy. Level the whole fucking embassy for all I care.

JULIAN PLS KILL SELF, YOU ARE WORTHLESS

kek alex jones dying

>do I dislike clinton
>no

WHAT THE FUCK

>ywn be as cute as dodger
worst feel

THE CIA HAS HIM THE CIA HAS HIM THE CIA HAS HIM

He'll show up dead soon.

cuck 110%

...

Cred Forums died tonight

LOLOLOLOL

Ooh

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA

UH UH

Nothing. Litearlly nothing.

>Buy my books

Do you also mentally yell Hartman quotes when folks make you impatient?

WELL ANY FUCKING TIME ASSANGE

Cred Forums just got BTFO

haaaahahaha, Straya has really outdone itself this time

Why is this stupid slut translating reporter's questions into smug before delivering them to holy Assange?

A SYSTEMATIC UNDERTAKING TO SUCK HOPE FROM ALL BEINGS AND CREATE DISINTEREST

WHAT IF HE'S NOT DOING A BALCONY INTERVIEW BECAUSE THE CIA HAS HIM?

...

CONTENT OF THE UPCOMING RELEASES

CHUCK WANTS IT TO KILL TRUMP TOO

...

sound off if you stayed up past your bedtime and are now grumpy

so wtf did just happen??

>Do you also mentally yell Hartman quotes when folks make you impatient?
I'm so glad I'm not the only one.

Basically, he was going to drop a bomb on Hillary's campaign, but then she threatened to literally bomb the shit out of him, so now his announcement is a plea for help and protection from her and others' reactions/revenge for him leaking documents. They intimidated him

Guys buy the books fund assange

buy the man powder fund alex jones

Watched 2 hours of this shit. Give me that time back Assange you twat.

>we generally don't go into the content of releases
WHY ARE WE EVEN WATCHING THIS

literally nothing

YOU CUNTS GOT PRANKED AHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

BEHIND EVERY SHITPOST

JULIAN
WORKS
FOR
THE
CLINTONS

>Says he doesn't dislike Hillary Clinton
>Says destroying hillary clinton is a misquote
>Says that they intend no harm to Hillary Clinton
What the fuck
They fucking got to him.
They're fucking forcing him to not release what he has on Clinton.

kek, pol btfo!

>woman wants you dead
>don't dislike her
He's like weed man I guess. Get killed by your enemies, that makes you win.

OK I'm literally mad now, not only is it almost dawn, he said he's heavily misquoted on bringing Clinton down.

FUCK YOU JULIAN

I just got off work and am laughing my ass off at the state of the board, there's a lot of shitposting and shilling and trolling going down in here right now

>called this shit

you ppl r dum

Welp, roll it back goys

praise kek

WHAT THE FUCK

Wikileaks never said they were releasing anything today. All they said it was a press-conference because it's their 10-year anniversary

ITS A BLOODY OUTRAGE IT IS

Or maybe he's a fucking lefty troll?

assange destroying his credibility and trolling americans who stayed up late to witness nothing of importance in the end

FUCK YOU UHHH JULIAN I'M UHHHHH NEVER BUYING YOUR SHITTY UHH BOOK I HOPE YOU GET DRONED

Nope. My work shift is just ending right now.

...

>ALEX JONES PLAYED YOU FOR STREAM VIEWS
>ALEX JONES PLAYED YOU FOR STREAM VIEWS
>ALEX JONES PLAYED YOU FOR STREAM VIEWS

>WIKILEAKS DID NOT SCHEDULE HILLARY INFO FOR TONIGHT
>WIKILEAKS DID NOT SCHEDULE HILLARY INFO FOR TONIGHT
>WIKILEAKS DID NOT SCHEDULE HILLARY INFO FOR TONIGHT

>ALEX JONES MADE IT UP AND LIED TO YOU
>ALEX JONES MADE IT UP AND LIED TO YOU
>ALEX JONES MADE IT UP AND LIED TO YOU

Cred Forums and the alt-right officially BTFO again

ebin sixts for kek :D:D: psurdös pslröblörlööö

JUST DRONE HIM

KILL HIM WITH DRONES

DO IT NOW

Jones on suicide watch

>tfw you fucked up your internal clock for the rest of the week to get trolled by an Australian autist

yeh

DRONE HIM now

I'm grumpy because of that and because I've never listened to this cunt before and his whole crew is unbearably holier-than-thou.

BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR

EVERYONE BTFO
MEME JONES IS MAD
HILLARY CONFIRMED POTUS
AUSTRALIAN SHITPOSTERS WIN AGAIN

>buy my book

wtf i hate books now

WHAT IS THIS
MICKEY
MOUSE
SHIT

Stay aussie as fuck senpai

It's fucking nothing

Digits say race war now.

What a fucking waste of time. He had an anniversary and shilled his book.

Hillary caught a cold. It was intense

...

OH SHIT, LEAKS INCOMING

>ALEX JONES MADE UP "HILLARY LEAK IN TONIGHT'S PRESS CONFERENCE!"
>ALEX JONES MADE UP "HILLARY LEAK IN TONIGHT'S PRESS CONFERENCE!"
>ALEX JONES MADE UP "HILLARY LEAK IN TONIGHT'S PRESS CONFERENCE!"

>ALL TO GET STREAM VIEWS AND SHILL HIS PRODUCTS
>ALL TO GET STREAM VIEWS AND SHILL HIS PRODUCTS
>ALL TO GET STREAM VIEWS AND SHILL HIS PRODUCTS

>HE WANTS YOU TO BLAME JULIAN FOR HIS OWN MARKETING SCAM
>HE WANTS YOU TO BLAME JULIAN FOR HIS OWN MARKETING SCAM
>HE WANTS YOU TO BLAME JULIAN FOR HIS OWN MARKETING SCAM

All that effort and they have nothing prepared to leak tonight. That's some shit PR.

witnessed

This is all fake.

Assange sold out.

He got a phone call and now he's talking about releasing it at "end of the year"

this is very depressing

...

Ruined his reputation, he'll be a nobody soon.

This

Fuck this piece of shit

If you were afraid that Hillary Clinton wanted to kill you would you seriously be pushing her buttons?

2 Hours in a nut shell

>10 minute "History Lesson" which everyone fucking knew about
>Uhh uhh
>*ruffles notes nervously*
>Wikileaks is an organisation!
>Buy my book
>I was misquoted
>Uhh huhh Uhh?

Aaaaaaand dropped.

Fuck you Assange

ayyy lmao

hillary took her dick out of his cuck ass long enough for him to sell a few books

Off by 1

assange teased important info for months
it's to be expected, that there is a huge public interest

We just a CIA hologram of Assange.

>(((power factions)))

ASSANGE BTFO BY ALEX

Hammered Shit. LMAO

this, even Roger Stone said Wednesday

...

why all the fuss then?
was this whole hyping just a tinly veiled scam made by some fatso vlogger to sell some shirts and make more dosh from gullible morons?

Julian Assange just claimed the crown as the biggest shitposter in all of Australia.

who is this? give me something good from this night. IM ABOUT TO BREAK

>buy my book: the stream

My God...

>BUY MY BOOK
>BUY MY BOOK
>BUY MY BOOK

>ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THAT?

youtube.com/watch?v=nGOGybrdxfU
100% MAD
>100% MAD
100% MAD
>100% MAD
100% MAD
>100% MAD
100% MAD
>100% MAD
100% MAD
>100% MAD
100% MAD
>100% MAD
youtube.com/watch?v=nGOGybrdxfU

I want some fucking info, who votes we hack wikileaks

Julian said he has information on the elections, google and oil. Pay no attention to the shills.

Friendship with ASSANGE ended, I am now a #DRONEMISSILE

arrest he

thank you

NEWT WAS RIGHT

JUST KILL HIM WITH DRONES

SOMEBODY FUCKING HACK WIKILEAKS

...

DRONE THIS FAGGOT ALREADY
WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT

MOVE BITCH

>wallet stolen last night
>shit night at work tonight
>class at 8:30am tomorrow
>stayed up for this garbage
100% grumpy

MOVE BITCH

Frogs spotted congregating beneath Assange's balcony

I'm so grumpy right now, FUUUU

uhhh uhhhh uhhh uhhh uhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

fucking chirst jones, calm you shit

What the fuck was this shit, if I didn't normally stay up this late meme crafting, i'd be fucking pissed.

>Alex Jones Show suddenly becomes a Ludacris concert

MOVE BITCH
lmao based fucking alex

>Alex losing his shit right now
Well this worth watching for the lols here and on infowars

youtube.com/watch?v=dCGvVmWRmTc
>youtube.com/watch?v=dCGvVmWRmTc
youtube.com/watch?v=dCGvVmWRmTc
>youtube.com/watch?v=dCGvVmWRmTc
youtube.com/watch?v=dCGvVmWRmTc
>youtube.com/watch?v=dCGvVmWRmTc

>This piece of shit thinks anybody's going to buy his book after this

top fucking lel

Hahaha Alex Jones is on fire

>Alex Jones unironically listens to Ludacris

>Tfw you missed sick digits doing so.

Jesus Christ Alex Jones is a retard. I'm sorry I've ignored him for so long.

>carl the cuck

HE HAS ALL SHITS OF INTEROMFATION BUT WONT RELEASE IT BECAUSE NOT RELEASING THIS STUFF LITERALLY KEEPS HIM ALIVE

Utter bullshit.

Are Alex Jones watchers the most bluepilled people on the internet?

Publishing books every week for the next 20 years

Alex is on super male vitality overdose!

>verbatim transcript
i fucking hate everything in and that has come out of australia now

H U N T I N G T R I P
U
N
T
I
N
G

T
R
I
P

So are they going to leak said documents in future ?

WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO NEWT 'MOON MAN' GRINGICH AND DRONED THE DUMB FUCKING CUNT

Alex Jones is hilarious rofl

yeah i heard Wednesday too

was confused why everyone was so excited about today.

basically Alex Jones just ass fucked wikileaks for his own views.

someone needs to check on his family and loved ones

At least I got one measly kek out of this whole ordeal

I don't fully grasp what he means by this
what did he mean by this?

10 WEEKS OF ELECTION LEAKS
WHY ARE YOU ALL SAYING ITSA NOTHING??

>you done it now boy

no but mine do nigas

MOOOOOVE BITCH!

ALEX HAS LOST IT

I honestly feel sorry for Assange now. Think about it, in 10 years and all this guy has to show for it is a worthless book no one will buy.

>10 million documents
>that no one has read

UUUUHHHH UHHHHUUHHUUHUHUHH

fuck Australia

WHITE MALE

YOUR A FUCKING WHITE MALE

Alex saved the night

I'm a #Nurembergmissile now!

>no
>money is money
>not a problem if you live near/on campus
>so did i
have a wank and a drink of warm milk

FUCKING. WHITE. MALE.

Every week for the next ten weeks.

This

Could I get an official count on how many times the words uh and um were used.

>still thinking there are any documents
I have a beautiful bridge to sell you, Pajeet.

LMao this shit is fucking hilarious.

Alex jones is absolutely fucking nuts in a good way

A FUCKING WHITE MALE

because I didn't need to stay up to read that

YOU'RE A WHITE MALE

Classic Bill Hicks

HIGH ENERGY

yes, when ? who knows

WHITE
WHITE
WHITE MALE

HAS HE LEAKED ANYTHING?
NO
THATS WHY

>BTFO

This just proves you right wing retards will believe anything

>that """"fist"""" bump

>not maxrez
Fail

>cuckstep

W H I T E M A L E
H
I
T
E
M
A
L
E

Its fucking 8 o clock nigga you didnt stay up for shit

DJ Thegovernmentlies dropping shitposting fire left and right

>A FUCKING WHITE WHALE

DRONE HIM

What's the matter, don't like turkey?

Alex Jones somehow saved the press conference.

I believe assange is a dumbass.

ALEX JONES MEMEING HARD ON RIGHT SIDE BROADCAST ROFL

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!

called that chick a bitch multiple times wut

>all the meme magic tonight is generating

WHITE.MALE

>tfw you read into the fact that wikileaks is having a 10 year anniversary stream at 4am because you want to get something out of it, even though it's a fucking 10 year anniversary stream

How bout your boy just release the fucking leaks?

>You want to take this one?

HURRRR
MAYBE DONT LISTEN TO FUCKING ALEX JONES AND ROGER STONE NEXT TIME YOU DUMB CUNTS

10 WEEKS OF LEAKS COMING NIGGER STARTING TODAY

I LOVE YOU ALEX JONES!

>Alex was the one hyping this shit based on nothing
>Goes from championing Assange to calling him a cuck to smokescreen his own deception

Why does anyone take this fat fuck seriously? His comedy used to be so good.

DRONE HIM

Alex Jones tricked you into thinking there would be a Hillary leak tonight. The leak IS NOT SCHEDULED for tonight. The information for tonight's 10-year anniversary was already published and available, but you failed to read it. Instead, you got tricked by Alex into watching his stream and his phony anger tantrum, all to increase his stream counts and be subjected to his water filter advertisements.

Congratulations, you're nothing but a ratings sheep for Alex Jones.

10 weeks of leaks. 34 days until election. It could be too late!

FUck this. I'm voting Killary now so she can drone this dude.

*morning / day

Shills taking over the thread. Its a very organized operation.

Note the lack of creativity in the criticism. Its basically the same three posts over and over again, by people who are posting once.

For instance, there are 360 posts by 200 posters, which is an average 1.8 posts per person.

>these infowars retards are Cred Forums's voice
Goddamn you're all retards

GET MAD FAGGOT CUZ I WANT TO DO THIS

Kek he's still so pissed off

audible blue balls.

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Likely not;

There's no use releasing them if not today.

Either Hillary threatened him with something very severe, (or the London government).

OR

He actually had nothing all along and was just hoping that the 'bluff' would scare hillary into either dying due to medical stress, or from exiting the race to save her face before he released. She seems to have called his bluff, and thus we have this embarrasing display.

Buy my book, also I don't have a problem with Clinton.

POST YFW YOU ARE AUSTRALIAN SO ITS ONLY 830PM AND NOT 4AM LIKE IT IS FOR THOSE DUMB AMERIKEKS

eat me.

youtube.com/watch?v=cEuU64Zt4B0

All right, I'm satisfied with the crushing disappointment and memes, night friends

HAHAHAHAHAHA

THIS IS THE ELABORATE AUSTRALIAN SHITPOST EVER!
AUSTRALIA TAKES BACK TGE SHITPOSTING CROWN IN A BLAZE OF GLORY!

youtube.com/watch?v=Fgcd1ghag5Y

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>starting today

well, where are they?

>being awake during daylight hours
normies get out

Shit, user, you've made it through so much like a fucking trooper

Hang in there, brother

W
MALE VITALITY
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>he has no problem with her wanting to drone him

no shit, they'll leave when donald shits the bed. the greatest day of my life will be when sleazy don loses and I bask in their tears.

Losten to the based nip, he's right

over 10 billion

I think based jap has it.

The leak will be on wednesday.

WTF IM WITH HER NOW

HILLARY DRONE THAT SALESMAN

I will take that imaginary bridge to nowhere if that can stop that globalist bitch.

WHY CAN'T THEY JUST ASK WHERE IS THE DOCUMENTS OR DATA?

DELET

This sucks, hacking wikileaks instead would literally be more productive

What
The
Fuck

This fucking moron. He dropped this big 10 year birthday shit, sniffed their own farts for 40 minutes, and then shilled his own book.

The thing is he is asking for an army and money.

This fuck face isn't evil tickle our dick! He just says nah I will publish every week now. Some will be about Hillary but lol who cares!

Yeah sure Julian I will help you shove that book up your ass.

God now I want him dead the fucking idiot.

>not being useful part of your society
you want to sell me some books or something?

#DRONEHIM

HE SAID THEY WILL RELEASE THEM WHEN THE PRESS START TO WAKE UP ETC DUMB CUNT

10 WEAKS OF LEAKS INCOMING, EVERY DAY EVERY WEEK THERE WILL BE LEAKS PUBLISHED RELATING TO U.S ELECTION

DONT LISTEN TO HILLARY SHILLS

At least Assange doesn't blurt out nonsense constantly and gets roughly 80% of all predictions wrong like Alex

>alex cancelled a hunting trip with his son for NOTHING

> The leak will be on wednesday.

Thats essentially what Roger Stone said as well.

They can't say what the leaks are about you fucking idiot

What if Wiki leaks is a controlled opposition by the government? Anyone who leaks REAL damaging info to Wiki leaks is identified and reported by Assange to his CIA masters and they take them out.

Just a thought.

>PRESS START TO WAKE UP
STARTSTARTSTART

>Wikileaks announces a press-conference because of their 10-year anniversary

>Alex Jones "claims" wikileak will leak something

>People flock to his stream
>Viewers are met with DNA-power pills, infowar shilling about t-shirts and their online-shop

i-i s-swear, i-its wikileaks fault for not leaking, i-i was t-told there would be l-leaks from Jones.

WE NEED AN ARMY

>BUY MY BOOKS
>BUY MY BOOKS
>BUY MY BOOKS

>ANY QUESTIONS?
ANY QUESTIONS?

What's happening guys? Explain pls

THEY AINT GONNA BUY YOUR BOOK THEY GONNA BUY MY IODINE PILLS

>you have to be a 7AM normalfag to be useful
yeah sorry Polan, some countries have jobs besides turnip famer

>He shilled his book!
>buy some Super Male Vitality! tm

like how Alex predicted shit would get leaked today?

just buy his book!

Well, I expected nothing, but damn.

DESU, they always had a 'drip-drip' approach... They never dropped everything at once.

Heck... Look at their logo.

Okay who stole alex's twinkie

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Alex Jones trolled Cred Forums

He's wrong almost always, people only remember the 10/20% he got right

Japan user, you might be right. I'm gonna need you to hook me up with a QT 3.14 japanese girl to comfort my anger.

Actually before it happened, he predicted it wouldnt be great.

>>The leak will be on wednesday.
That's why he said BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR.

Don't get your hopes up.

Is it over?

They aren't.
Lets talk about how the government bumbled through the fucking prosecution of lulzsec, they haven't turned anyone close to him which means they aren't worth shit if they can't flip anyone.

HAHAHAHAHA

FUCKING ALEX FUCK

Alex Jones hyped the fuck out of a press conference.

SPEAK CLEARLY YOU MIC SUCKS FAGGOTS

No. They're asking a Trump question.

>91444444

it was never supposed to start today

OH FUCK OFF JULIAN PERSONAL AFFINITY WITH ALL HUMAN BEING MY ARSE

"Assange just took an epic dump on the air" LOLOL

Trump question is bait

so it is the opposite of that

oh good

joke's on you, i'm fuckin neet waking up at 5 am, then going to bed at 13, waking up again at 18 and going to bed around midnight
you just got polanded

Because the election is in 34 days! 10 weeks is too long!

vaughnlive.tv/lovemiku05

mass surveillance too I think

I was watching the whole pregame.

He was losing faith when assange was 20 minutes late.

>personal affinity with all human beings
FAHRKIN POOFTA

damn

Blame Alex for overhyping the press conference. Wikileaks never promised a leak today.

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THIS FUCKING SUCKS

>infowars will never sellout

>buy water filters

>tricked by Alex
this

He shills his products. I would say he is not a bit better than the MSM.

He probably couldn't find any job. Now he uses the "MUH ALTERNATIVE MEDIA" to get viewers and get money.

Most "alternative meadia" is bullshit.

>DONATE DONATE DONATE BECAUSE WE NEED YOU TO SUPPORT OUR CHANNEL!!!!!!
Every person wants money and these retards or acting like they are special because "MUH UNBIASED INFORMATION".

he did say that the election shit will come out before the election

Alex is convinced he's sold out to Hillary but I doubt that. Assange is a cunning fanatic, I doubt he'd be stupid enough to ever trust her.

what group is that?

Yeah, annoying the shit out of people doesn't sell books imo

>funding your broadcasts is bad

If you watch the harry potter nazi movie, Alex Jones is just another version of that radio host.

>consider the following
Learn Japanese
Be White
Go to Japan yourself
t.finn-jap couple

HOLY SHIT YOUR DIGITS

>watch literally any show
>advertisements
>watch infowars
>cry about advertisements

damn what an idiot you are

youtube.com/watch?v=XJaQXj5wVXA

HKT

Call it in

Does she mock you about the failed mongol invasion of Japan?

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I'm not sure you're right though, kek
I guess we'll find out. Not holding my breath

>Its rare to stay inside for 4 years and not go out

FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEREEE

just curious

Alex Jones: "My crew isn't paid very well"

(((you)))

They specifically said all election info would be released before the election.

It's still bullshit, but as I'm not a lying shill I feel compelled to put this out there

STILL NOT HOLDING MY BREATH

I did this for 5 years. You suck at talking to people you don't know.

is he the political leo laporte?

Yeah, he's going to have to do heavy damage control. I wonder how out of touch he is or if this was all intentional. Weird dude.

then i will get better at it. one conversation at a time.

SHUT IT DOWN

I don't think this woman ever had a good haircut in her whole fucking life

I was just there for the lulz. I'm an insomniac anyway. You're probably right tho.

But Roger Stone said Wednesday anyway.