IT'S A FUCKING TRAIN WRECK!

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>its a train wreck

No, it's literally nothing

Did we get trolled like every other day?

Cred Forums BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I HOPE HILLARY DRONES HIM

Aussie shitposting knows no bounds.

DUE BY THE END OF THE YEAR
AFTER THE ELECTION

> that clickbait title

uhhhhhhh we dont uhhhh have ummm shit.

press F to pay respects

Trolled

BUY THE BOOK! THE EMAILS ARE INSIDE

THE MAN HAS NO DICK

SCREENCAP DIS

BUY MY BOOO0000000000000000K

This was the biggest waste of my time in quite a while.

Assange confirms for trolling the alt-right.

I'll just wait till tomorrow to get the scoop. He's not really saying anything of substance.

This is kind of time sensitive you Australian cunt

nothing...

Dont forget the anti abortion countdown a few weeks ago.

>Alex Jones

Hahaaha. Who's fucking devastated now.

FUCK WIKILEAKS REEEEEE.

WE HAVE SO MANY DOCUMENTS ITS UNBELIEVABLE. BY THE WAY, NO WE AREN'T GOING TO RELEASE THEM FUCK YOU HAHAHAHA.

FUCK ASSANGE.

Umm

Umm

Umm

Let's drone this motherfucker

Alex called him dickless

>If you enjoyed this press conference hit the like and subscribe buttons and support us on patreon

BUY MY BOOKS GOY

gotta love alex jones
NO APPOLOGIES!!!

I turned off when he plugged his books. Thanks for the AIDS Julian.

Infocucks are trying to play it off as though the audience got trolled more so than they did. Fat Alex lad, calm down.

This desu senpai

kek

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He's talking in morse. Uh/Um, very deliberate. Didn't do it at the start.

I won't be surprised if land down under plays at the end of the stream.

SHARTS

B T F O
T
F
O

What a lame excuse for a shitpost. Let's get a plebiscite to disown this blabbering cucko.

Am I the only one who expected it to be fucking nothing?

Just like last time

and the time before

APOLOGIZE

So as I understand it, the "Wikileaks task force" is a shill army except the shills are paying Julian?

hillary's buttplug

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so glad this happened in the middle of the day for me. imagine waiting all night for this shit.

MISQUOTING

> Everyone thought this was a Hillary stream.

This was a Wikileaks 10 years stream. Stop with the salt. its embarrassing.

So what's the story?
It was just completely fucking nothing?

At least Trump is fun to listen to when he has a bullshit press conference.

Europeans are so autistic.

Just lmfao, how could I have already forgotten about that.

wtf i hate wikileaks now

IT'S FALSE

Saved.

Yes. Assange purposefully wasted everyone's time.

S H A R T S

H

A

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T

S

Also announcing 8 weeks of American Election leaks to come

Also mentioning GOOGLE IS "INVOLVED" IN THE US ELECTIONS

Jewlian ASSange
this stupid mother fucker

"misquoting me bro never said i hated her"

called her a demon bruh

So when you achieve your milestones you invite your friends, proceed to do nothing, and shill your books to them?

100% nothing

This. I already predicted Assange leaks would be nothing, but Trump will still win.
It's not a silver bullet campaign, it's a death by a thousand cuts.

DRONE HIS ASS! I'LL VOTE FOR HILL JUST SO SHE CAN DRONE HIS ASS! FUCK THAT FUCKING NO BALLS KEK!

> Shitpost
> 60 000 (you)s

Make this man Emperor of Australia

What a passive aggressive little creep. He pussed out. We're on our own, folks.

scam artist

Fucking little faggot can't even talk without saying ummmm every 3rd word. Where are the leaks Julian? This was fucking pathetic

Australian shitposting cannot be beaten.

About 15 of us kept telling you fucking fucks this was nothing yesterday and what was your response?

GTFO CTR SHILLS

Whose laughing now Wikileaks lemmings?

WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING!

Disregard the shills.

truth ;)

gg assange

great troll 10/10 would fall for it again

There's only 4 weeks until the election. What the fuck is his PROBLEM?!

You're here, aren't you?

If I recall the stream had a retrospective, commentary on futurue, and yeah mentioning they presently have books out.

As Assange said: He doesn't want to leak a major release at 3:am

The release is coming and he has said it be relevant to the election. Its probably more Hillary.

kek

Literally nothing except Assange shilling his book.

But this is the interview where he said he would end Hillary

youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

This wasn't the leak. He said there is an upcoming release. This was a 10 year retrospective.

Theory: Julian paid some russian hackers for some supposedly great shit on HRC that wasn't all that. He needs it to be big so he won't jump off the top floor of the embassy next week, so he's begging the press to reach out so maybe their spin doctors can make an election changing story of it. Next he needs the foundation's money back, which is why he's pimping the books.

HIGH
TEST
TERRORISTS

He said america stuff by end of year
He said candidate stuff before the election.
And some this week
And in general, something every week for 10 weeks
Were looking at 5 dumps before election

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

holy fuck Aj is hilarious

This is Al Capone's Vault 2.0

Dear God, Alex has gone full autismo now

>mfw yanks fell for it again

i vow to find him

i will murder him.

CIA FBI NSA. COME GET ME. I WANT A JOB. IM READY. ILL BE YOUR MAN AND FUCKING KILL THIS FAGGOT.

LETS GO FAGGOTS

>that Alex jones
hahah

>the picture in picture of Alex jones flailing wildly.

HAHAHAHA

Assange sold out, he's not releasing shit until after the election, dude just wanted to shill a book and now the media is going to run with Wikileaks failing to deliver and how the right got trolled "because they're dumb".

You are a disgrace to Australia. All we have to do is mouse over the Embed and your picture of the Rickroll tips us off. Nice try.

Inb4 "LOL I TROL U IF U PUT MOUSE OVER IT"

Topics in the upcoming leaks:

The War
Oil
Google
US Election
Mass Surveillance

staying up was worth it to hear alex jones singing "move bitch get out the way"

i wood berry my dik so far up her azz whoever pull it out wold be crowned king arthur

FUCKING A WHITE MALE not happy...

are those legs real? That's hot desu. Woudl marry.

LMAOOOO

youtube.com/watch?v=vNqd4hW98sQ

me to senpai

Ok, it was a piece of shit, but the Alex Jones stream got entertaining real fast.

MOVE BITCH

GET OUT THE WAY

There is some hope on the horizon: Check out @wikileaks's Tweet: twitter.com/wikileaks/status/783235313615405056?s=09

legs confirmed real

That was disappointing. To think, I let that fucker break a condom in me.

I'd put my 7.62x39 in her if you know what I mean

Seriously julian, where's the real leaks. This was a cute student film project.

Praise Alex Jones going apeshit over this.

LOL Alex Jones stream was funny as hell.

woah that woman is THICC

would gladly insert my dick in those cheeks

>there's carl the cuck

Kek

"WE DON'T NEED WIKITURDS"

This. People are retards and are freaking out over a good thing.

DRONE HIM

>Got the whole world to watch
>Does nothing

Fucking Aussies

This, alex made it worth it.

Notevenmad.jpeg

Alex Jones just got fucking assraped by Assange

YOU ARE GOT RUSED BY OUR AUSTRALIAN SHITPOSTING CHAMPION

HAHAHA
A
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Australians win again, god bless you Assange. It's 3/4am in the US and only the afternoon here in Australia.

>Infowars Wikileaks exclusive partnership

Thrown under the bus, hhaahahahahaha

Who bought dem tvs bitch tell me that

I was getting pissed at him for talking over it, but he was right. That was bullshit.

I hope you're right, but I'll believe it when I see it.

0.75am is the start of real nigga hours

34 PRIVATE PYLE

IT'S A GOD DAMN JELLY DONUT

YOU'RE A DISGUSTING LIBERAL FOP

Oy vey! Remember to buy my book you goy! Remember the 6 gorillion.

>tfw when you shitpost yourself out of your own homeland........................then the world

He is evolving

BUY MY BOOKS!!

WIKILEAKS WILL BE HAVING A PAID MEMBERSHIP PROGRAM SOON!

WE NEED SUBSCRIBERS!

WIKILEAKS HAS A NEW BOOK COMING OUT!!

>ANYTHING INTERESTING HAPPENING
>EVER
MY HYPOTHESIS STANDS

Let's summarize what happened here:
1) He had nothing to begin with, it was all hype or PR
2) He had nothing to begin with, but was hoping that someone would come forward with *something* before the election, IE trying to encourage potential whistleblowers
3) He has received credible threats against his family (remember, he has kids)
4) He was offered a pardon if he stays silent.

>10th anniversary stream with no scheduled announcements
>only one saying this stream will be the one is info wars hyping everyone
>everyone else says it'll be laterrible this week
>the wiki leaks stream that comes on is low quality dogass that's almost completely incomprehensible
>still expecting anything meaningful
Retards. I'm giving wiki leaks up until election day, after that they're lying cucks who have just been milking hyoe. Like Alex Jones did tonight

really corrected my record

Why doesn't the faggot leak shit about Russian politics? When will he disavow David Duke? Why did we trust him? Fuck this he has nothing on clinton and led us all on I'm now a shill for hillary. I'd like to see this cunt get droned desu. Same goes for the traitor Snowden. And if hillary does win be an American and support her if she does because think of how shitty Russia is and look here. Do we want those faggots to win? If either trump or Clinton wins we need to take faggot like this pedo rapist out.

thats an ak74

The last time something interesting happened was when Lulzsec hacked Stratfor.

Shroyer trying his best to be the next AJ but too feminine for that.

>Alex Jones is so mad he's resorted to mocking Julian Assange's hair and thumbs
what the fuck is going on

>guarantees one dump per week between now and the election
>HAHA HE HAS NOTHING
>babies cranky because they aren't used to being up so far past their bedtime
>they actually believed the InfoWars hype and sat through this whole thing

i knew it was going to be 100% shit, but that "after the election" bit adds a pure cuck flavor to it

good job aussies!

Pol gets cucked once again.

Apparently "election leaks" will be released before the election.

I wish he understood that ALL American leaks are by extension "election leaks".

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT.

GOD I FUCKING LOVE AUSTRALIANS

>dem juggies

Time to hack wikileaks. We leak for them.
>irony not incitement

All I remember them doing is that Sony hack tbf.

there are 56 different threads active right now about his 'event'

wtf Cred Forums?

Australia I'm sorry but ... I think he just ensured one day that when the nukes fall were "accidentally" sending one to hit Australia

Agreed let's just hack their site fuck it
If they have all this info let's just spread it and watch the world burn. Who cares what happens I just want pure fucking chaos.

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO RUIN HER

TONIGHT

Blue balls.

>were

youtube.com/watch?v=oI2i8Ctkxbw

thread theme

Theme of the night

youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

>WAS SUPPOSED TO

yeah isnt that a familiar story

Literally fucking nothing

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>wtf Cred Forums?
it's prob. not Cred Forums tbH. just anons from other boards wanting to shitpost @ Cred Forums. There will probably be 2-3 threads about for the next few days.

proof that wikileaks is sold out at this point, backed up by assange's statements tonight! holy fuck user was right!

Yup, both Hillary and Trump WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RUINED BY NOW

Psy op by Roger stone and Alex jones to discredit assange.

Told you this attention seeking Aussie cunt wouldn't deliver.

sorry dude ill change that for you so you dont get confused and feel the need to reply. "we're",...

>Didn't even watch the video

WHO IS LAUGHING AT WHOM NOW Cred Forums ??

Hillary should have had him droned.

Americans are mad because they didn't get their meat and potatoes, but Assange said meat and potatoes aren't served at 3am.

POO

we're all laughing at you still... go shit in the street

Us 'shills' were right you should of just gone to bed like we said

Why don't we just force him to leak everything or we dox his mirrored sites.

he knows what he's doing
>pic related

But Stone and Assange are best buddies.

Anyway, are we being raided over this shit? It feels like it.

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this song sounds how i feel

youtube.com/watch?v=BMPC6C1e-EQ

I'M COMING FOR YOU, YOU HILLARY BUTTPLUG

nope i was referring people still falling for happenings of any kind

YOU DONE IT NOW, BOY.

>Anyway, are we being raided over this shit? It feels like it.
Realistically, probably.

Expect constant anti-Asssange and anti-Wikileaks shilling between now and election day. Best thing we can do is not talk about Assange at all and only talk about Wikileaks when they actually leak something.

UHH

HMM

UH

HMM

BUY MY BOOK UHMM UHMM UMM UHHH

It's not about actual happenings you nigger, it's the social cohesion the threads produce.

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>pointer finger squeezing grip
>controlled opposition

thanks aussie user. That song put me in a better mood.

This

how much do they pay you per post?

Have a heart goy. Buy my book.

all the way til election day? I figured it'll be gone in a week

Reminds me of this.

What a bunch of fucking cunts.

OMFG YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS ACTUALLY DID IT. I WAS JUST GETTING UP TO TAKE A PISS. BUT YOU FUCKS ACTUALLY STAYED UP FOR FUCKING NOTHING.

POL GOT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT #IMWITHHER MOTHERFUCKERS.

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...

That's deep.

>gage

If you are going to fake something, get the spelling right.

lmao. It was bad but it wasn't THAT bad.

>>Alex Jones
>Hahaaha. Who's fucking devastated now.

/retard

>all the way til election day?
Considering that Wikileaks is releasing shit for the next 10 weeks, with a focus on election related leaks for the next month, yes the shills will furiously talk shit about Assange all the way to election day.

The only mass shitting that is going on now is right here in this thread m8

VERY APROPOS SONG

youtube.com/watch?v=dFh71_ftxLE

Post yfw he drops a bombshell on the way out.

I pray to Kek for vengeance. May Julian Assange's pretentious lying ass be struck down. May his "deadman's switch" insurance thing be revealed to be nothing, just like his bullshit conference tonight. May he go down in history, not as a hero, but as a vain, opportunistic, charlatan.

By these digits may it be so.

>the entire india stopped defecating

>"oh yeah and Hillary is literally a lizard person, proof coming to our website tomorrow"
>"g'night mates!"

wait... I thought he didn't have anything.

Julian "buy my book" Assange

What a time to be alive

That was fun, the idiots who bought into it were so fucking defensive the entire time then silent as fuck once the reveal hit

I'm a NEET with no friends who only leaves the house once or twice a year and I could speak better than this.

Nothing to release right now

>magine waiting all night for this shit

I think hes doing this to stress out the clinton camp

He said that if he was gonna release important info it wouldn't happen at 3am, so not during this conference.

He's gonna release shit every week for the next 10 weeks. At least some of it is on Google apparently.

do you really think he has anything at all tho? I mean really?

It probably won't be a solve-all-our-problems silver bullet, but yes he has some shit.

Sure shes hot, but she handles that gun like somebody told to shoot, not like someone who wants to. Dealbreaker right there.

I saw through that, never trust ARGs unless you are playing them yourself

but this faggot, I though thed have SOMETHING, ANYTHING

Is taytay autistic?

This feels like that time I got Gobots for Christmas instead of Transformers

Which happening was this?

she's dealing with some stuff

>After the election
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S FUCKING OVER MAN

Do not eat Kek, he is not food

I've had it with you Australian shitposters! You fuckers think you're so cool? Always doing shit for keks. Well fuck you. This was the last straw. When that Assange cuck made us wait until near sunrise just to hear him babble about shit, he pissed the wrong person off. I personally know Hillary Clinton and I am going to call her right now and make sure she nuke drones the fuck out of Assange and the whole of Australia. You guys are fucking done.

dammit, I want to mating press patton.
Why must Japan make their cartoon americans so insatiably barebackable?

>After the election
He explicitly said all "election leaks" will come out before election day.

that is annoying. Oh well, I guess an Aussie is gonna Aus.

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What is it about Australians that pre-disposes them to shitposting? I only know one Australian and all he does on Facebook is shitpost dank memes. The wildlife and indigenous people in Australia look like the end result of nature shitposting. Is there anything that Australia actually takes seriously?

no normies sometimes have autistic moments, usually when they by themselves, but they quickly recover.

I only had to wait for a couple minutes, and I'm pretty fucking livid. Not releasing anything is one thing, but the complete lack of professionalism pisses me off more than anything.

Nothing but a bunch of pretentious self congratulations and then UHHHHHHH's for over 40 minutes. Even if he knew he wasn't going to release anything, he fucking knew it was the 10th anniversary of WIkileaks, and he didn't have a single prepared remark. Nothing but Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh uhhhhh ummm ahhh, we have more files than the library of Alexandria uhhhhh uhhhh.

>dancing aussie.webm

Honestly the best thing that could happen is that he dies vecause everyone will scream "clintons murder assange to stop leaks!!" And that might convince some normies (some, not a whole countries worth)

Australians see themselves as salt of the earth underdogs and pride themselves in making fun of everything that seems elitist. They shitpost to make sure we dont take ourselves seriously.

Oh shit there was more in the end
youtube.com/watch?v=NyFQ9TVPCng&feature=youtu.be

drinking beer and their budgie smugglers?

Assange is a next level Australian shitposter

This is a Hillaroll isn't it you Kiwi faggot?

well played

lmfao. NZ just out aussied the aussies.
Australia BTFO.

>Is there anything that Australia actually takes seriously?

>*giving a press conference about flight MH370*
>"The Australian Maritime Safety Authority, or AMSA because that's a mouthful"

Nope, they will literally take nothing seriously.

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Salt in the wound

DRONE HIS ASS NOW

What browser are they using?

Firefox

Why do you ask?

>assange
>australian

>Is there anything that Australia actually takes seriously?
Shitposting.

>be me
>say mutiple times he has been promising leaks that would end Hillary for a fucking year without delivering anything
>point out he is just a troll and he has been baiting us dozens of times
>say this mutiple times, every yesterday
...
>receive dozens of answers calling me a fag, idiot, that I know nothing, to stfu, this new, etc.

I was right, eat fucking shit you gullible inbreeds. .

The good thing is that Trump already has intentions to punish Snowden. While I am appreciative of their leaks, I just fucking hate these "Oh I'm so Liberal and self-righteous!" types so I would love to see them getting wrecked by Trump or droned into a crater by Hillary.


Do it, Do it! Blood for the Blood god!

No don't you see it's all over did you check the polls again Cred Forums btfo clinton wins hands down permanantly. Please stop making her do this she can't even pay us when she has to do the polls. Please stop just accept it, please

Nope. Another month of shitposting on a Taiwanese Gerrymandering sub-forum for Clinton pocket change.

Enjoy your vague threats of "ending up like Seth"

Uhmm

Sod this ill go back to twitch

>thread just got shadow ankerd
>asking here again

Something seems off;

Did someone else notice it? When assange was in the livestream i saw a 'cut' as if it was record. Also, every question from the audience was rephrased by the women, sometimes a little bit different as the original question. Of course the obvious book shilling and so on. There is many stuff in it that seems just odd. And how comes that the reaction from the audience was way different than the actually reaction on the internet? Was this a fake audience? Is wikileaks just a red hering?

am i the only one noticing this?

>>be me
>>say mutiple times he has been promising leaks that would end Hillary for a fucking year without delivering anything

He's been saying since since 2014 that they would be released on 10/26/2016 - you IMBECILE.

>>point out he is just a troll and he has been baiting us dozens of times

Except he hasn't.

>>say this mutiple times, every yesterday

Because you're a moron.

>...
>>receive dozens of answers calling me a fag, idiot, that I know nothing, to stfu, this new, etc.
>I was right, eat fucking shit you gullible inbreeds. .

You weren't right. You're just as retarded as 99.99% of Cred Forums tards, misattributing Alex Jones' crazed musings to Assange.

Has anything happened yet???

My dick is not hard

eh, the connection was so bad and Alex Jones kept talking over it... I stopped paying it much attention

I'm not sure if you're trolling or not but he's Aussie m8.

Scan through the intro segment for the second British chick, she's our new Waifu.

What the fuck is is 10/26/2016? Tenth day of the 26th month???!~!!

>bad connection
also this, this bad connection even a 12yo old coowadody livestreamer can do better. What the fuck was this?

i mean, as mor ei think about it as mor eweird it gets. Wikileaks is nothing new to the internet and yet the did never something that could change the world AND NOW just right now as soon this fucked up election is coming up wikileaks goes full retarded. The fuck is going on?

Increasingly irate man fooled by shitposter for seventh time this year

Thanks Leaf,

Don't know what I would of done without you

Probably send all your students to California instead of Vancouver???

A clustercuck this was

IGNORE SHILL THREADS

>IGNORE SHILL THREADS

lol, you sure it's just 7?

what a time to be alive.

Alex Jones and his (((alt-right ))) shills have been hyping up bullshit

(((Infowars brietbart drudge ))) all shilled the crap out of their own lies. Then beat down assange saying he's fake

Tldr (((alt-right))) trying to discredit assange and wikileaks on pol and just exposed themselves as retarded cunts

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This election is way better than any season of The Apprentice

Every week? They must have an awful lot to reveal. America as we know it could be 100% corrupt.

I hope we can buy all of this in a Blu-Ray boxset at some point.

Maybe Alex Jones could sell it on his website.

>(1)
>thailand
>(1)
>finnland

odd.

and yet, this whole wikileaks event is akward as fuck. as i said here

Bullshit, first season of the Apprentice was fucking golden

This single incident completely destroyed Cred Forums, Wikileaks, Alex Jones and the Trump campaign in one fell swoop.
Say it with me, faggots - MADAME PRESIDENT

Copy pasta shill from Trump gen. Must be CTR learning about bots (and niggers)

I don't mind anymore, as long as she drones Assange tbqh famalam

none of those things have happened

>completely destroyed Cred Forums
and yet here we are

Keep crying. You know it's true, this single incident robbed us of all momentum.

Thanks. Explains why there was no leak.

Looking forward to October 26

?

Just watch, buddy. I guarantee the fallout from this single night will haunt us through December.

lol. dude, if getting Trump elected has to depend on some document Assange releases then Trump shouldn't be president. I mean the wikileak thing is a happening so have fun over but it's definitely not a make or break thing.

>shittiest gif ever

Kek works in mysterious ways, but this is not where mememagic stops working.

HIGH-KEK TERRORISTS

>big brother btfo of Cred Forums with godlike shitposting

You're obviously CTR because your GIF sucks.

You mean aside from shitposting and smelling your fingers after you poke your asshole all day

It's not about what was released, it's about what CTR is gonna do with his credibility after this.

Someone please give me a tldr;

So, what did Assange actually say?

False hopes, to drive you deeper into despair...

small parcels over 10 weeks

keep your expectation minimal

Train wreck
r
a
i
n

Wreck

Witnessed

Sounds like crap, dragging us out for longer and longer

Also he said:
"I've seen on the internet that everyone thought there would be a leak tonight, but haha, no way I would release a leak at 3am in the morning."

>91451593
Ctr got mad game

what was the anti abortion countdown? sounds funny

praised