>>91444935

God fucking dammit. I'll pack too but I'm fucked anyway if anything happens.

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mchs.gov.ru/dop/info/smi/news/item/32915239/
gazeta.ru/army/news/9174473.shtml
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_dimming
bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/programmes/horizon/dimming_prog_summary.shtml
bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/programmes/horizon/dimming_trans.shtml
youtube.com/watch?v=EK7phhr9su8
dailymotion.com/video/x121ctu_threads-1984-realistic-look-at-nuclear-war_shortfilms
vimeo.com/18781528
youtu.be/JSUIQgEVDM4
youtube.com/watch?v=hdiXJZjZ5Cs
europe.newsweek.com/russia-practices-pre-emptive-missile-hits-west-505931?rm=eu
superstation95.com/index.php/world/2166
youtube.com/watch?v=uIq2jRzPtYg
youtu.be/mFcRhDtkQyQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Have they done exercises like this before?

Nope.

We're in for it now.

but is it real? article seems like it was written by a Cred Forumsack and i cant find anything else on it

There's sources at the bottom.

>Our citizens don't know how to fish, or hunt, to trap, or kill-skin-and-prepare a dead animal to be eaten. Heck, our women don't even know how to pluck feathers from a chicken or any other bird, and three-quarters of the young girls in the nation right now have no idea at all how to COOK!

Yea this was written by a fucking moron but the nuclear exercise in Russia is a real thing and the EAS shit happened as well

Nuclear what over... Syria? Lol no nobody cares about that shithole. Would have to be something way more substantial for this to be a real happening.

Nobody cares... except for Russia, Iran, China, the USA, England, France and Germany of course

Do we have a russian polack who can confim this?

non of those countries actually cares tho, desu.

I would also be interested in this; preferaby someone who lives in Moscow.

basically all the powerful countries that have a reputation to uphold and iran

Problem is that in such an exercise any connections with the outside are cut off.

Look at what happened with Syria, where censorship (thankfully) worked, and Egypt during the revolution had their internet shut off.

Let's be honest, if you were an important Russian politician, you don't want the rest of the world to know what is happening.

Also, RIP Russian dashcam videos.

Bumping.

Trying to gauge the situation. I live on the outskirts of a major US city. My family is lost in normalcy bias, and I'm having a hard time convincing them to be ready to get out of dodge if things blow up in Syria. It's sad that I have to tell them that I don't want to escape without them, but I'm getting the fuck out the moment I know the US initiates direct military action against the Russians.

I've never been so concerned.

Does anyone think it would go nuclear immediately, or would there be a window of escalation in which there would be time for me to assess and react. The moment I get out of work, I'm buying a shitload of water and canned food to store in my car just in case.

Forgot to bump.

There we go.

probably already in the bunker

See the only thing that has me hesitant is that it's Russia hiding their citizens.

Is that implying that they intend to strike first and then save their population for retaliation or that they're expecting the US to do a false flag and retaliate before it can be proven it wasn't Russia?

either way this is some frightening shit.

im sure there would be a conventional war/ russian civil unrest before the nuclear danger comes, but by then everyone will be expecting it and you will have a harder time to prepare

either way its just a good idea to have extra food and water regardless, economic crashes and natural disasters happen all the time

>tfw remote cabin in the woods with a fresh water spring, solar panels, guns, ammo, bow, arrows, generator, etc...

My family has been prepared since my great grandfather decided there was a race war a-coming. I'm a healthy fit young man with hunting and fishing experience and I've spent my life working various construction jobs.

I'll probably still get killed though. It's just statistics.

I didn't even consider that.

I will start a thread if nobody else does, but we need to get this information out immediately -- not to incite panic, but to alert everyone who isn't privy to the possibility. I've been closely monitoring the situation, and OP's article is confirming what I've been seeing.

It all feels so precarious right now.

yeah its real. we have that in russian news too
except they arent putting people in the shelters, its just massive 'exercise' of civil defense

It's Russia, so I imagine they would strike first and they're hiding their citizens to protect them from retaliation. Plus I doubt they would do something so massive, something that would disrupt their economy, if they didn't absolutely need to

It's shit like this that makes me glad I live in an isolated little corner of the globe, also
>sharing borders with anyone but the ocean

Lol enjoy your nuclear war faggots

mchs.gov.ru/dop/info/smi/news/item/32915239/

It's true, but nothing is actually happening right now.

Should i be at work to take part or something?

Bumping cause concern

Depends on the scenario and scale

If it's going towards full-blown war instead of proxy wars, the US will initiate a first-strike nuclear attack on Russia and there will be no actual warning. We might not even get a warning about the incoming warheads because western elites give literally zero fucks about their citizens

This.
It would certaibly be helpful to find more people on the ground in Russia to explain the current situation.

Ivan, I don't wish for any of this war between us. I love you, man.

WITNESS US

>My family is lost in normalcy bias

Thanks for this term, I've been looking for a way to express how all my friends and family are acting.

The only people who listen to me are my cousin (nuclear engineer) and my uncle and grandpa.

My cousin is pretty certain that no major superpower would shoot back nowadays, he says that there's a gentleman's agreement to just use nukes as a stalemate mechanism to put a ceiling on escalation.

What he IS worried about is dirty bombs and NSAs (non-state actor, not the .gov agency) detonating nuke material.

I remember falling for a superstation95 fearporn a few months ago. Not gonna get trolled again.

You don't start hiding your citizens before initiating a first strike - that gives away the fact that you're preparing for nuclear war, your first-strike surprise is eroded significantly.

Russia is preparing for an actual nuclear attack, and the western world is sleeping away completely unaware of the danger we're all in right now.

What the fuck are the elites in washington fucking thinking

пpивлeкyт бюджeтникoв и yчeникoв

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Pravda was also reporting that Russia's conducting a nuclear drill

I've been seeing people talk about this all day from a few different sites. Haven't had much input from any russkies yet.

Did you even read the whole thing?
They explicitly mention NOT to panic, but to keep calm and pay attention.

I don't know where you've been the past few months, but tensions between the US and Russia haven't been this high since at least the early 80's.

Sorry to be the voice of reason but there's as much chance of this happening as Julian releasing some happening leak today.

Both will happen if triplet tho

Trips reroll, Russia isn't building shelters for nothing

Saint-Petersburg here, nothing happend.
They turned on for technical test street reproducers for half a day in '14th, but now it isn't work.

BTW thank you Finland you are so close, Saint-Petersburg would be nuked (at least heavy, if only tactically on Kronschtadt island).

nothing will happen for real
also 1 EMP is enough to fuck up entire country even as large as US or Russia without directly killing people, forget ancient nukes

>Russia isn't building shelters for nothing
We build shelters for steal government money on design and construction work. Actually "steal government money" is a main reasons of activities here.

>i cant find anything else on it

lol

How about straight from the source?
mchs.gov.ru/dop/info/smi/news/item/32915239/

or this?
gazeta.ru/army/news/9174473.shtml

What about the possibility that they are testing preparedness of their citizens in case a war between Pakistan and India breaks out and goes Nuclear?

Depending on wind patterns I would not be surprised if millions of Russians could be in line for fallout from a blast in the sub-continent.

You bring up a good point.
I hope it is EMP. The ruling class probably wouldn't want to make the earth uninhabitable quite yet. Plenty of natural resources to harvest yet.

Still on alert regardless. Attention should be drawn more towards this potential escalation on Cred Forums regardless of how it plays out.

EMP kills us anyway.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_dimming
bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/programmes/horizon/dimming_prog_summary.shtml
bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/programmes/horizon/dimming_trans.shtml

Any large scale halt in industry, where CO2 production ceases, will also cease production of sulfates/aerosols. Once that happens, we'll regain the ~30% sunlight forcing we've been missing out on, and heat the planet extraordinarily rapidly. 6-9c over the course of a few weeks.

It's a death sentence any way you look at it.

Awesome man, I'll try to keep it bumped. It'll probably be hard to do considering the amount of shilling going on right now and shitposting thanks to Asange...what if that was set up to be a huge distraction so people ignore this stuff?

I mean everyone knows Alex Jones is a puppy and Asange has been suspect for a good while now as well.

But that's the thing, retaliation either means that you'll first strike (which this sort of drill would blow the cover on) or that you're expecting a strike to happen against you for a reason or another. We all know the USA wouldn't do something like that unless something occurred that they could blame another country. It's a huge red flag for a false flag.

It's not hard to know what they're thinking. Something like this could be used to take complete control of everything needed to push forward whatever agenda they wanted and nearly no one would question a damn thing.

Literally something like this stops the election shit show, it stops all the racial tension and everything, and it'd give a reason for the economy to go to shit and they have someone to blame for all of it instead of having people question them on any of it.

>prepared
I welcome death, I wasn't made for this earth, There is a better life for me in the next world, I can feel it

youtube.com/watch?v=EK7phhr9su8

This on mainstream media, "US suspends bilateral contact with Russia over Syria"

I guess you m-might be right

Fucking Americans what the fuck you even doing in Syria, just let Russia wipe out ISIS and put Assad in power

I will be busy, because I have a few errands to run after I get out of work. Going to start up a thread and do what I can the moment I am free.

>Large scale heating
>If it happens soon it'll be right when everything gets cold and winters have been horrendous the last few years
>It actually turns out saving more people than killing until summer hits and then we have to figure out what to do without air conditioners.

America has power; Russia has sabre rattling.

We're no where near a Nuclear war; but Russia does want to put an Iranian pipeline through Syria... and stupid America doesn't want that - but have for the most part been staying out of it.

So both sides need to make a fuss. It's stupid; but may deteriorate into a 2nd cold war - but won't go hot anytime soon.

Bumping.

Hate to tell you, but our main cities will be hit too.

Dams, power stations, military bases/air fields will all take a nuke.

It won't be super bad, but we'll still be fucked good.

2nd Cold War is already well underway

The larger disparity in conventional forces against Russia means that nuclear is even more of an option; they have less of a disparity there.

Here is plan developed by leading Russian conspiracy theorists

1. Crazy Russian Genera Ivan Topor launch few ICBM "for show who are boss here"
2.1 Half of ICBM's wouldn't start because of technicall issues (because of Russia)
2.2 Other half of ICBM's wouldn't start because launch military officers are bribed or don't want to start nuclear holocaust
2.3 One ICBM destroyed by US ICBM defence system
2.4 One ICBM fall, but wouldn't explode because someone steal plutonium from warhead.
2.5 One ICBM will explode somwhere in middle of desert.
3. US says "Lord see, I have no choice" and launch few ICBM's for show who are REALLY boss. They accurate and without unnecessry victims destroy Nord and Pacific Fleet and some "nuclear cities" in Ural.
4. Russians generals kill Ivan Topor and run to US embassy with capitulation offers.
5. Russia breakdown, de-militarization, de-russification, after 50 years of Western occupation Russians finally achieve civilization level arond contemporary Bulgaria or Romania.

Sup faggots come down to my country when the shit breaks out, I got a few rooms to rent.

Just look for the guest house called the Eagles nest.

top banter

Watch nothing happen, like always.

Please be real. Just let me die already, Kek.

isn't Russia being that inept a meme though?

and do you guys really think you'd let yourself get that cucked?

sorry dude, im not leaving the states for some heart of darkness level shit.

You know that bug out is your last option, your plan B, right?

Bug in first.

Things are going to really start happening in 2025. This is only the beginning.

I genuinely hope that the world gets purified in a nuclear hellfire and I along with it.

Daily reminder to seriously actually watch Threads.

dailymotion.com/video/x121ctu_threads-1984-realistic-look-at-nuclear-war_shortfilms

TRUMP2016

I'm fucking serious. If try to find something in Russia you will found that it exist only in papers, but money stealed, washed and ivested in French or London real estate.
Of course. Most of Russians rather led yourself and the whole world to the destruction then push yourself into honest work (regular reminder that ~50% of russians in working age are welfare-supported)

Finally.

>America launches nukes
>Russians launch countermeasures that can shut down atoms
Wow, it's fucking nothing.

The US isn't much better. We only have something like a 62% labor participation rate and that's with our numbers being skewed to make our economy look better.

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Better link

vimeo.com/18781528

>>Russians launch countermeasures that can shut down atoms
We don't have ones. Russian nukes is possible the biggest trick in history.
Do you really believe country which not able create a contemporary bicycle or microwave oven is able to create not even contemporary, just working well nuclear weapon?

ask yourselves if you genuinely believe russia and america would go to war with eachother over SYRIA

really??

nothings going to happen, like fucking always

It's just a regulaя exeяcise, nothing to woяяi about, comяade.

Man I'm glad I live in Kansas.

What about the Tsar Bomb?

You must not know about the struggle over who is going to get their oil pipeline through Syria. Syria is a strategically important location at this time.

>We
You forgot to turn on proxy, Swön.

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Do you often have such "regulaя exeяcises"?

oil isnt worth shit at the moment

And neither is the Tsar bomb

Usually when US tries to put pressure on us.

I think it's more about keeping Russia out of the equation as far as oil goes.

>What about the Tsar Bomb?
It was a years ago.

Hey, it's Saint-Petersburg street. SPb is one of the most developen Russian cities. Do you really believe we can design and concruct something?
Is you comments payment in roubles, or cents?

>2nd cold war
The first never ended.

but it's still russia's main export

make europe non dependant on russian oil/gas (by running a pipeline from the gulf states through syria and turkey) and the russian economy will collapse

- Took Cream
- Send troops in Donbass
- Destroy Boening and hide launcher and command
- Send troops for help dear alavite brother Assad

HEY YOU AMERICA STOP PRESSURE ON US

But, if the russian economy collapses, the world will go with it.

It still contributes to a significant part of our state budget.

Don't keep secrets from us.

youtu.be/JSUIQgEVDM4

Why? We, the Mighty Holy Russia, are few percents in world tranding chart.
Only govenment employee will participate in drill.

Thats not St. Petersbug, there is no water on this picture.

Yeah fuckin prick, ruined my (you) fishing.
No but seriously tho this is actually cereal.

What, none of this was an attack on US or NATO members.

>Belgium distributes iodine pills to citizens
>Germans told to stack up on water and food
>India evacuating 1000 vilages
>Russia 40 million people nuclear war drills

But no sun. It is necessary requirements for SPb. Rain and swamp miasmes option.

I am late to the party but I have begun to see the err of our ways. Why are we fucking around in Syria?

>What, I'm going to rape your wife, not you

>tfw live on outskirts of Philadelphia

GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK ROAD

>ЗA ЩЩЩOOOO
>SHEEET FOR WAAAAT?
Russians and Ukrainians are one nation, really LMAO

it's not my plan
the yanks want to 'balkanise' the russian federation, in other words break it up into smaller states
fucked if i know what their plan is for the 10 000+ nukes russia has

>Ukraine is some how related to US as wife is related to her housband
WUT

>Oh really, it isn't you wife? Even not your slave? Then why I can't rape it right here, right now?
Dat pretty good medieval asian way of thinking.

How likely is a real nuclear happening?

Also do you know if there are still nukes targeting Austria, like the USSR did?

Balkanisation is the only way to improve a bit russian existence.

Not likely - at least not from Russians - they act very reasonably. If you consiuder all their decisions in couple of previous years - you will discover that they want to avoid any confrontation at all costs.

>hourish away from Harrisburg

Everything is targeted, formally - put ballistic program into missile and launcher is a deal of half of hour.
In fact nothing targeted because everyone in Russian Army is bribed or unprofessional. Parts of missiles was stealed and sold as non-ferrous metals for processing. And computers and electronics, made by soviet and russian "engineers" and "workers" never was able even calculate 2+2=4

Ţhæņķ ýoų foř çöŕŕęçþıņğ țhə řėčöřđ.

Hahaha. He doesn't know about nuclear winter.

The West continued to piss them off in the last decades - at some point anyone would counteract. The US have a history in meddling with things because of muh dominance.

I'd trust they'd start WW3 over Syria just to make a point.

yes

youtube.com/watch?v=hdiXJZjZ5Cs

ayy I'm on the map there!

I'm about 15 minutes from DC, I wont even feel it.

Russian government need the "warm" war. In any real war Russia will be defeated in weeks. Cold war isn't enough for keep the power of military lobbie.
1. Russia attack someone small
2. Russia got a smash into face
3. Russia return to own borders
4. Russian government finally impose martial law because evil homopaedotrannies from Europe are going to push our virgins stop abortinon.
5. Everyone happy. Russian government enjoys unlimited power, connected with government russians enjoys limited power and money for nothing, West enjoys cheap resources from Oil-for-Food program.

Some good lateral thinking here lads.

There's more than just America and Russia in tension right now and it seems the world is a pot about to boil over. We should start looking at other possible catalysts for this.

Why don't you squeeze some more P's in your ID faggot? They're the ones invading Ukraine, taking Crimea, and killing the fuck out of Syrians on a daily basis. No one is innocent in this world of shit.

Not russians - look up for putins speech on youtube of 2016. Theoy would destroy immediate danger so NATO bases close to their borders, but not attack US directly. That would prove their point.

>yes
You are brainwashed. 1:2 this WORLD LARGEST HELICOPTER RUSSIAN MIL-12 has imperial units because it was stealed

Fuck boise

American potatoes a shit

t. cccp

>that flag
>"russia"
Finland more like Failed Proxy

Why the fuck would you nuke deep Southern Illinois? Makes no sense.

The took Crimea because they had massive deals with former Ukrainian governemnt - the built their scientific institutes there, a huge sea port, they stationed their fleet there - no wonder they took it. Its like suddenly Alaska decided to join russia - sure as hell US governemnt wouldn't let em. regarding the killing of syrians - US does it too - they try to maintain balance in the region.

Putin is liar. Also no one can be sure Putin really exist, all chances "Putin" is just set of Doppelgangers.

Not all of those silos are filled with corn.

Where do you think we keep OUR missiles?

Fake

Lad, listen to me and listen to me closely.

The former russia-leaning Ukranian gov denied to have an association contract with the EU.
EU-diplomats told them if they would not agree an other government would.

Boom Maidan regime change.

Crimea VOTED ~95% pro being part of russia.

Your fucking niggerkike government started the arab spring including Lybia and the syria war, via political agitation just like they have been doing since Austro-Hungary.

Face it your government is more of a force of evil than russia is.

>tfw nothing happens and preppers are put in the loony bin

Even if "he" is a group of people then this puppet that was recorded surely represents this group, correct? Thus even if Putin is not one person, but say: Petrovich, Uvalkin, Tomkin, Ivanowsky and Nemcov - he still represents interest of a country. And let's be quite honest - the picture he paints make quite a lot of sense - for last two decades US screamed that Russias is agressive while russia did nothing.

Let me guess - they will decide that Russia is too dangerous because it most likely has WMD's?

I don't think nuclear war is something you can pack for. We will all probs fucked and blasted back into a society of war and scarcity, at least the faggot sjw's will see something worthy of complaining about.

That is if it actually happened.

Technically in big city but on the far outskirts. Have already made a "go bag" with a couple days worth of essential supplies if shit happens to hit the fan.

Also - Lol - my Id says something similiar to "gimme" in both russian and polish.

No idea. In SoIL anyway. Never even heard of missiles down here. No military bases. Closest air base is Scott AFB outside STL.

Took Crimea is a cause for confrontation with whole world. This confrontation needed for Russian (Occupation) Government for represent current financial, economic, political and social crisis as a result of US-leaded "anti-Russian" sanctions. In time it is a result of Russian government and russians theyself "actions' (it is difficult to say that Russians and Russian government perform any actions except corruptions, violence and drunkage)

It's real

the possibilities for a genuine happening have never been more likely

pretty scary

Well... it would be surpriseing if you would hear about secret military ballistic missle site, right?

Where do you think Ruskies keep theirs? In "Atomic Circus" with baloons and clowns? They are mounted on massive transporters and parked in the middle of nowhere.

>P3Pe

Besides. If you have a problem with my ID - you don't belong here.

Look at the big black blobs in the middle of the country, those are the real missle sites of interest, but there are plenty spread all throughout the country.

Hell I live about half a mile from an old abandoned one.

How many payload to altitude records do you hold Lenni the fin?


OH....

Both sides are dog shit you Russian bootlicker.

Yeah, no I saw that too. Kudos on that.

All I want is for a Russian user to confirm this.

Until such time, this is Australia type bullshit shitposting

>- he still represents interest of a country.
Russia isn't a country. Russian isn't a nation. Russians doesn't have any "interests" except steal something.
>They decided
Russian "elites" in core completely under US or EU control, i'm not sure. More likely under EU (Her Majesty if be correct). Russian nukes is argument in TTIP, which isn't looking too profitable for EU (moreover - it will transform it into kind of "Second World"). So europeans chantage US by possibility of Russian nuclear strike. But there is a lot of variables: is russian missiles able to launch? Is russian warhead able to explode? Is russian generals bribed by EU or they are re-bribed by US?

>be USgov
>back Saudis, Quataris and Turks in their anti Irano-Russo pipeline actions becuase muh world dominance
>arm and fund the mujahedin the Sunni faggots sent into Syria
>bomb Syrian army just when isis makes an attack
>greedy to get your kike hands on the natural resources of Siberia
>muh "three states solution"

ITT: A bunch of grade A paranoid loonies. Shit aint gonna happen and you'll go back to posting pepes as per usual. If shit does happen, fuck it. I accept death. It would be quick and easy.

Can any mass holes help me on this? I live 90 mins from Boston deep in Western Mass. Am I ok if a nuke hits the city?

Finland has 3000 euros median salary, Russia has 300 euro. Who cares about "payload to attitude records" if they are living like niggers?

Dubble dubs, check em.

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You're dead, multiple nukes would get you if not then the fallout would. Which is a much more painful death.

>profit is more important than world changing achievement bending metal to our will.

Thank you mr shekelton

Not my dashcams!!!

It is easy to talking from comfy Britain about "world changing achievements is better than profit" but a bit more difficult told the same if you are Russian and live in HIV-ingected commieblock and getting 300 euro salary.

All life is fleeting.

Well.... shit

google nuke map and check for yourself, also there is probe function that lets you check the conditions in your place - 10 psi and over - your dead, less than 10 - you have a chance

Justn uke the biggest city in vicinity with topol and check mate.

Fucking shill try thinking for once cant accept his country is the fucking bad guy

Russian just started Iskander missile tests in Kalingrad. The troops and emergency services are currently performing exercise in case of ABC attack:

europe.newsweek.com/russia-practices-pre-emptive-missile-hits-west-505931?rm=eu

There is also a fault line down there, though I don't know if that is specifically the reason.

Aleppo is about to fall. Peace talks were halted last night. Obama is threatening "actions" this morning.

This just in: Russia deployed S-300 systems in Syria. - these missile systems are used to shooting down enemy long and mid range ballistic missiles.

Vault Tec Calling

>the current year
>not having a basement bunker
and people made fun of those apocalypse preppers, might have been in the wrong there

>these missile systems are used to shooting down enemy long and mid range ballistic missiles.
Theorethically. In fact when i was in 2004 in officer shool drill near Sain-Petersburg two weeks we cut the threes around launchers position. Next day after i was on duty drunked as hell officer puke directly on launcing console and sleeps in this pool.
Also they wasn't able lift up one of radar stations (for low-attitude targets) because they didn't have spare module for control system.

Be very afraid of Russian military supapowah

A post-apocalypyic existence is shit 2bh, rather get nuked

You happening fags are the worst, so many threads on this.

Learn to use a catalog.

So Isis was America all along..

Just reporting news mate - in my country top story is primieminister scolding the minister of foreign affairs for callin anti-arbotion protests "silly"...

>superstation95.com/index.php/world/2166

Its called excersise for a reason. Nothing will happen.
But in future events if IF! russia goes to war the citizens need to know what they are doing so they wont become unprepared and just running around in circles in panic

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>hey Dimitri you think our cold war bunkers still work?
>let's try them, it will also show that we're still ready if they decide to nuke us

>progressivism is a not a rational or logical system of thought but a form of self-help therapy that makes the progressive feel better by providing a magical solution to all of the life’s problem
Authors on this site are delusional.
Conservatives want a magical solution to all of the "life's problem" by scapegoating blacks.

Anyways, if I get nuked I'll die almost instantly so I don't really care.

But you aren't pretend on supapowah, Poland even isn't pretend to be conservative world leaders with all your abortion prohibition. You just happy of be US and EU satellite, have nice medicine and good salary

You forgot one

Israel. The reason for all of this.

Dude - our salary is around 600 euro a month - that's hardly perkele, not mentioning good. Our medicine is perkele too because we have to wait 2 years for surgery...

I can't even what you have written there...

>600 euro
>unreachable dream for 60% of Russians
>wait 2 years for surgery
>at least you have a surgery and free one

>9 more years of life getting more and more insane before this cursed age is over
FUCK

Someone will launch a single pity nuke at Australia just so you don't feel left out, don't worry.

I guess there is first time for anything then since now i got someone to tell me to enjoy the fact that my direct neighbour earns 4 times more for the same job... ._.

It just means an intensification of the cold war, but it not gonna rise up to a 'hot' war because it would mean the suicide of all them in a nuclear holocaust.

>single nuke flies towards Australia
>lands in fucking abo territory
>90% of Abos die
>2050
>Australia and China are now the world's sole superpowers

We dun goofed

>nuke lands in Abo territory
>surviving Abos are mutated heavily from the radiation and gain sapience
>first ever Abo civilization forms

>So why is Russia putting forty MILLION citizens into 5,000 Hardened Shelters as a Civil Defense "Exercise" from October 4 thru 7? That's about 8,000 people per shelter, a very manageable number.
Yawn, total bullshit. First of all Russia doesn't have such shelters capacity.
Second. Yes we have NBC exercises during 4-7 October but like everything in Russia its is weak bullshit. 40 millions is possible number of people who would receive SHTF instructions (aka school and university students and employees of government owned firms). That is all.

Russia seems to be testing all the new military shit here. And pissing of the west by being good at it. Nuclear war unlikely.

Why would you want to be in a shelter for too long, it would be like that film The Divide(2011) where all the ooga booga men get hungry and horny then seek to kill and fuck the wymyn.

I sure fucking hope not; the restrictive nature of Australia's inner land is one of the major things halting their further development.

If a nuclear winter was to potentially alter the ecological and environmental variables i.e temperature to such a point that central Australia becomes arable, this would support their growth to a point that wouldn't only project them as one of the few superpowers in the world; it would support the development of their economy to effectively go through a new industrial revolution.

A shitpost revolution.

Shitposting on an industrial scale. The horror.

>to be testing all the new military shit here
>Su-24
>Since 1975
Sure man, shit. New shit.

Lol lo fucking l

No

They couldn't even get America behind the invasion in 2013

Nothing will happen retards

>live in a tiny ass town with fuck all bombable assets far away enough from any major city that fallout wouldn't affect me unless there was a sudden shift in wind patterns coming off of the oceans

feels good desu

>shitposting on an industrial scale
My sides! Thanks for the laugh user! Needed that today

Sounds like your usual fear mongering.

>highly relevant
youtube.com/watch?v=uIq2jRzPtYg

>Kek confirmed
We shall ride through the gates of Valhalla shiny & chrome!!!!

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youtu.be/mFcRhDtkQyQ

>Russia attacks US
>US attacks Russia
>defence systems triggered in eastern europe
>stuck here in Britbong land taking selfies as the missiles fly over us

Silly child you're home to part of NATO's nuclear deterrence missiles. You'll be targeted first. ICBMs take 15-20 minutes to hit the USA from Russia. They'll be flinging sub based nukes onto the NATO nuke countries like UK, France, Germany etc.

There is literally no reason for a nuclear attack over fucking sirya. Especially during the elevtions Nothing to worry, let's keep shitposting