Australians all let us rejoice

Our home is girt by sea

Of beauty rich and rare

For loyal sons across the seas, we've boundless plains to share

O Canada

Did something happened?

In history's page, let every stage

Julian Assange just got gold in shitposting.

How many shoeys are you Aussies drinking right now?

Made me feel good when nobody kneeled during the anthems on the weekend and all those america loving race baiters got BTFO

What happened to fuck off we're full?

No we don't.

Advance

Australia

Fair

Should foreign foe e're sight our coast, or dare a foot to land, we'll rouse to arms like sires of yore to guard our native strand. Brittannia then shall surely know, beyond wide oceans roll, her sons in fair Australia's land still keep a British soul.

In joyful strains then let us sing

...

Beneath our radiant Southern Cross

Advance
Australia

We'll toil with hearts and hands,

...

Queer.

WALTZING MATILDA, BOO FOR SAINT KILDA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

HE'S A WORKING CLASS MAAAAAAAAN

...

BOYS LIGHT UP

So you can actually communicate like normal humans with each other? But as soon as an extracontinental element is introduced, you revert to the toppest of shitpostings?
Fascinating beasts

YOU FUCKTARDS I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT

*tips akubra*

To mks this commonwealth of ours,

North Korean 24,346,229 #48
Aussie 22,268,384 #52
This really makes me think.
You guys should thank GOD!

No one give s a fuck you disgusting fat cunt.

Fix your sleep schedule by killing yourself, you cunt,

Requesting timestamped pics of the aussies little dicks.

just confirming what everyone already knew

TRAVELLING IN A FRIED OUT COMBIE

>tfw I was that kid in school who sung the second half of the anthem after everyone else was done singing

Canada is good friends with Australia

You ruined it you fucking drongo. Kiwi genocide when?

Says the beaner from whatever backwater spic shithole Puerto Rico is. A fucking spic talking shit about other people's dicks, what a joke.

The reason cartels decapitate is because only without the mouth and neck can they hope to achieve deep throat.

what i'm moving to North Korea now
>BLESS DEAR LEADER KIM ILL SUNG

I LEFT MY HEART TO THE SAPPERS ROUND KHE SAHN

Verse 4
Should foreign foe e'er sight our coast,
Or dare a foot to land,
We'll rouse to arms like sires of yore,
To guard our native strand;
Britannia then shall surely know,
Though oceans roll between,
Her sons in fair Australia's land
Still keep their courage green.
In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia fair.*

Nah mate.

Nah.

>tiny dicked aussie confirmed
ho ho ho

Don't say that.

Check out my manly jaw
*tips akubra* brah

Renowned of all the lands,

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Please like my goybook page to redpill normies guys.

Must suck when you have no intelligence you have to insult another mans manhood. You have my pity beaner.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THE NEWS TODAY

OH I CAN'T CLOSE MY EYES AND MAKE IT GO AWAY

...

>on a hippie trail, head full of zombie

Are you fucking serious? I'll suck your huge dong if you provide me citation for this.

we be top cunts

>there are Australians in this thread right now who remain seated during the national anthem

>has no manhood in the first place so he lashes out
Ho ho ho

Out on the patio, we'd sit

youtu.be/0PlaTF66lTw

>There are people on Cred Forums right now that haven't even been here long enough to understand last year's primary memes

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advance_Australia_Fair

Why do you have to be so mad?

were u raped as a child?

And i sold my soul for cigarettes to the black market man

Tbh I doubt it m8

If I was a faggot, I would mate. Honestly.

For we a full of pee!

>tfw i found the video of my 10th grade class on an excursion, on a boat, while me and my friends sang this youtube.com/watch?v=KLotX3HE-4c while our classmates and all but one teacher (a jew that everyone hated) clapped and cheered
Good fucking times

THEY REMOVED ALL THE GOOD SHIT TO AVOID OFFENDING CUNTS AND NIGGERS

Brought a tear to me eye mate

What's ur cunt, bro?

I saw it once at a cricket game. He was Indian so...

My dad stood up halfway through after i sung it with all the heart i could muster

LET'S DRIIIIIIIVVVEEEE

cheap wine and a three day growth

GOD BLESS AUSTRALIA
OUR LAND AUSTRALIA
HOME OF THE ANZACS
THE STRONG AND THE FREE
ITS OUR HOMELAND
OUR OWN LAND
TO CHERISH FOR ETERNITY
GOD BLESS AUSTRALIA
THE LAND OF THE FREE

youtube.com/watch?v=AJKQvHhSs8g

Can australians sing god save the queen?

JOBS AND GROWTH

can ya hear can ya hear that thundah?

youtube.com/watch?v=bQTkAjyqVz8

yep, fucking cunts.

>I'm just waitin for a mate
Never dog ya mates

...

I used to have to sing it in school

Christ I thought you were joking

Fucking cunts

G'day b8

Fuck me that's a good roadtrip song.

We are GIRT as fuck

Topkek you made me sing it

>tfw your neck has become hard as stone due to being bitten by critters everyday.
>tfw if you die the half digested poisoned fish you ate will be released and fuck up the nips.

Feels god man.

Thank you for trolling all the underage Drumpfkins that stayed up all night for nothing

I met a strange lady...she made me nervous

DEBT AND DEFICIT
E
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A
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D
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Keyword: Loyal

I probably refereed to the sons of Britannia. So only people in the commonwealth.

Some pseudo-kike obviously didn't think that was tolerant.

So should we discuss Australian politics or keep up our shitposting drills for the US election?

get fucked saints making top 8 next year screencap this

Saints making top 8. Ha good one.

Delete this

What's their to discuss about out politics?

Serious question.

All I hear is fear mongering.

>DEBT AND DEFICIT
>DA BOATS
>IT WASN'T OUR FAULT
>MUH GFC
>MISTAH SPEEKAH PLEASE

What is there to discuss about our shitty politics. This image basically sums it all up

they only talk shit here to keep you from the real issue
like the planes
the shit skins
the abc meant to be a non left or right wing media

Only if it involves Basdd Cory or the far right parties

OMG i hate planes now.

??

You people did a fine job with the Abos.

shit anthem tbqh
Waltzing matilda should've won that referendum

some cunt wanna meet up at watergardens?

Where the fuck are the Bunnings snags ????

...

Waltzing Matilda, who bloody killed er'

There was movement at the station for the word had got around
That the colt from old regret had got away
And joined the wild bush horses You cunts

"boundless plains to share" for human beings only

sorry, leaf.

sitting on the grass with a dagger up her arse

THE REAL NATIONAL ANTHEM

was it the birds, or the bees, or the bloody aboriginies

From our point of view, everybody else is shitposting.

God I love this country

member of the young liberals ama

>Turkey
Proxy?

kek
Hopefully Assange releases some good shit before the election, but it's pretty funny anyway.

WE ALL FUCKED MATILDA

Beneath our radiant

only in straya

I really fucking hate the Labor Party. And the Liberal Party. And the Greens.

right on

A country of latent homosexuals built on the genes of rejected Brit criminals and now kept afloat by the Chinese
Rejoice!

>sons
Hold on, what about daughters? Might be time to update the anthem to something more gender-inclusive.

123 off 61 deliveries. Not bad.

>Insults insults insults

A country full of big bums heads built on the genes of a bunch of shitty tribes and now kept afloat by the Americans rejoice!

Yeah, but at least we're not pakis

ONCE A JOLLY SWAGMAN CAMPED BY A BILLABONG

UNDER THE SHADE OF A COOLIBAH TREE

hey mates

>there are people who think this shouldn't be our national anthem

>watching a four-metre long gret white approach you
>fairly tense experience
guy must of had balls bigger than the shark

>big bums heads
>shitty tribes
>kept afloat by the Americans
D-, must try harder

I thought we deleted that verse.

Your mouth seems accustomed to sucking dick with the noises you're making...

>They literally removed the 'loyal' part from those who have come from across the sea in 1984

What did (((they))) mean by this

>Implying faceless men isn't a media codeword for Jew

This is how we communicate, it's everybody house communicates wrong.
Foreigners seem to think we ride kangaroos which is just plain false, they have pouches for a reason.

>SHE TOOK ME IN AND GAVE ME BREAKFAST AND SHE SAID

>be british
>have your lily white daughters raped by pakis
>be so cucked that your own police force cover it up cause 'muh racism'

Are the brits the eternal cucks?

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

whats that ahmed, i can't hear over the paki and muslim takeover and rape of britain

>WHERE WOMEN GLOW AND ABBOS DRINK

Fugg'n Guardian Australia's FB page just posted an attack piece on Abbott because he has taken up the position of president for a conservative think tank aimed at 'fostering the study of western civilisation'. Fuck the Guardian Australia. Troll those skittle lovers.

You you think I need your opinion you POME cunt?

Sorry, missed that. Drowned out by all the Aussie nations weeping from realsiing they're descended from Western rejects
We'll be in touch again next time we need some cannon fodder

see

...

If they're willing to defend our country, what's the issue?

Da fuq this gay shit

can i get some australian opinions
i use to/still am a very patriotic aussie i love our lands love our beers love our footy and fucking love our history. proud of our forefathers our grandfathers whom fought in the wars and proud to be AUSTRALIAN. recently i have fell in love with a uni student gal who is vegan femininist. You might htink how can i love such a horrible of assets to hav but the fact is regardless of her political beleifs shes still a very good person nd fucking banging. Now i have only recetnyl ralised shes a ALWAYS WAS ALWAYS WILL BE ABORIGINAL LAND and believed in not standing for the anthem crap about the granny. So i come here asking would you guys be able to look beyond this shit she spouts or would it be enough for you to leave a girl you love? HELP GUYS PLEASE I AM BEING BRAINWASHED BY THE OTHERSIDE AN FEEL IM LOSING THE SOUL CONNCETIOJN I HAVE WITH OUR HISTORY AND LAND HELP

Why can't we come up with a "SHART IN MART" "FUCKING LEAF" "POO IN LOO" or whatever type thing for Australians and British people?

It just gives them more power to shit post. We need NEED to come up with something for them fast.

For Brits I propose:

"SHEATH THE TEETH"

For Australians:

"LOSE TO EMUS"

>Admiral, I've come up with a plan for visually identifying which of our sailors are completely expendable.
>The Admiral's face when

SHIT ON POST

What would you do once you have kids?
Such a fundamental conflict of beliefs will cause significant issues down the line

most definitely agree with this
the only reason im able to bare her beliefs is because she agrees in the respect of anzacs and understands why i have pride as an aussie as well as we share many other beliefs but she has no respect for modern australia ( i agree with her in many areas of this but disagree in many as well) the system and our rights to the country. She believes fully in the idea that its stolen land. Basically to sum it up shes a green...do you guy shave any friends or loved ones like this you tolerate? or hearing the words come put of someones mouth saying dont stand for the anthem is it enough for oyu to hate them?

I can tolerate and stay friends with people whose political beliefs I don't agree with, I just never bring up politics at all
That's a completely different matter to raising a child with someone you fundamentally disagree with

I WAS ONLY 19

Top fuckin kek, nice one Mashiro

LOSE TO EMUS

>reciting the forbidden verse
c'mon mate.

How do you all fell about new Zealand?

Maoris are 700% more badass than abos.

The brother we hate but love deep down. Basically your Canada.

we all pretty much argue an hate on each other over tiny insignificant things amongst each other, once its stepped out onto the global yard we love an got each others back pretty muhc like a sibling you hate them in the house but step outside if anyone fuck with dem you down to ride

They're alright cunts.

Snap out of it you faggot. If she see's that you freak out about this she'll add you to her beta orbiter nu-males; they're just as insufferable. She's allowed to have her beliefs as are you yours. But it is saddening that there are a lot of people who put refugees and asylum seekers above their own fellow countrymen.
Explain the failures of labor policies like allowing Abo's to have alcohol.

At least most of them can be functional members of society. A lot of the remote Abo's seem to be a lost cause sadly.

If you want to show her things from a right wing stance about society decaying watch Adolf Hitler's The Greatest Story Never Told. Yes stormfront contributed to this but at least watch the first 2-3hrs so that she can see how poisonous the left wing ideologies are.

Also explain the importance of Australia day, how most of the convicts ditched here were mainly petty criminals or political dissidents. Being abandoned by their fellow man to fend for themselves in a hostile environment. Working together they managed to aid in laying the foundations of society we have today.
As for her feminism; ask her what she thinks about suffrage, if she were one she'd know her feminist history. Show stats that often disprove the myths of gender gap, pay etc.
Some people say muslims came before Aussies, but they never contributed to the land.

That's good at least, there is some loyalty. Maybe she's not a lost cause yet Ausbro.

Heard this song on the way to night shift on the radio. Got teary eyed.

>Muslims
>Ever willing to do anything but kill us

Keep trying.

Advance Australia Fair is shit. England has so many great patriotic songs, why can't we have one even a fraction as good?

So the Australian in the picture has melanoma?
Really makes you think...

SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY

Planes did 9/11. They're assholes in sheep's clothing.

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When are y'all going back to being a prison island

neck up ya cunt parrot fucken blowfly

OPEN FENCES FOR AUSTRALIA

N-neck up? I don't have scoliosis, if that's what your asking?

Them Boys Light Up!

youtube.com/watch?v=N-1Gvlskxv8

easy listening

Way out west where the rain don't fall