Non Aussies will never get to experience a Bunnings snag on a Saturday afternoon

mfw halal certified we purposly don't kill it the correct way

That is a line I would dare not cross.

I fucking hate this stupid

>le bunnings warehouse sausage sizzle mayamy xD

>check flag

Nice try m8

Is sausage the best form of meat y/n?

I say y

You would say that, you fucking poofter

>not being the vegan masterrace
kys fags

fuck off cunt real blokes get them at Mitre 10

Sorry we don't have fried kiwi in America, douchebag

Sausage is objectively superior to most other meats

Fuck off CUNT don't care if bait

>vegan

I just make em at home, fuck going to bunnings tt's run by jews

just get out of this thread now yank

Eat my ass shitskin faggot, do you even have food on your shitty island?

How do you have yours Cred Forums?

who has time to cook up sausages at their house unless your a faggot who puts them in the oven

Hang yourself you fucking disgraceful abomination

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when I lived/worked in aus (melbourne no less) my boss used to say snags should be mandatory on a friday arvo. then we'd see who really wants to stay in aus
he was a based man

same as you

>62.06%

It takes like ten minutes in a frying pan, you lazyass

why do you have onions thats as weird as people who butter the bread

>$1.50 for a snag
fuck that's cheap, how old is the picture?

Please do it, the Bunnings sausage meme is prolific enough among the working class that it will cause a fucking uprising you cunt.

>I'm a Muslim living in Australia

Try being an Aussie you dumb shit.

The gooks and the wogs got with the program, and we love them now.

Are you dumber than a wog?

that right there is fucking perfect

>100%

>ketchup

Kill yourself

The fuck is this shit? Explain fellow kiwi cunt ?

Just turn on the barbie you fuck wit, chop up some onions get the missus to butter some bread, throw on the snags and then you and your little tackers got dinner.

Like I said, of course a poofter would think sausage is the greatest

they are doing it for the people not for profit

So what do you islandniggers have that's better?

I think you need to kill yourself, you unpatriotic cunt

We don't call it ketchup here seppo.

It's tomato sauce you spic

THANK YOU MATE

ok aus bros lets settle this
>what is the best sauce for a sausage on bread
>with or without onions

the snags are what australians live for.

typical kiwis can't produce anything they haven't stolen.

>implying it's possible that he can assimilate

He's a fucking muslim, skin him and leave him for dead on the side of highway.

THANK YOU MATE

Not cock like you, faggot

B B Q S A U C E

W I T H T H E L O T

>I think you need to kill yourself, you unpatriotic cunt
what is shitposting

HOLY FUCK YANK GET OUT NOW

>It isn't really ketchup but it's ketchup

BBQ sauce with onions.

THANK YOU MATE

Tomato sauce, maybe with a bit of good mustard if you're having a real nice quality snag.

Onions are a must.

THANK YOU MATE

why did you still the fucking Pav then

Beef snag, white bread, onions & tomato sauce.

Eating it any other way is haram and punishable by death.

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So you don't have food

Point proven, thanks mudskin

AUSSIES BTFO

Ye Na Cheers cunt

>mustard
you like to live dangerously don't you

This was always an excuse for our dads to take us down there for ply-wood and nails. Those fucking tree houses never stayed together longer than ten minutes into the build. Then again, he grew up stealing bread in Britain, not turning wood into rocking chairs.

Enjoy your cancer and poor health cunts

Sounds like the shacks outside many of the stores here in the USA. Pick up a brat/polish/italian sausage and more generally. Nice Greek shack near my house run by a German.

>afternoon

are you a savage?

>Amerinigger calling someone else a mudskin

Mate, I walk a fucking thin line

Vegetarian, never had a bunnings snag.

Fuck yourself Bruce

You forgot the mustard.

>brat/polish/italian sausage
>foreign sausages
what the hell man

hot sauce
onions but don't overcook them, they should be soft not black

I'll glass you cunts if you ban sausage sizzle

>Island nigger trying to be white

tim-tam slam.

my god.

smashing in here with the only thing better

>why did you still the fucking Pav then
>still

You even type with an accent

Onions or some sauerkraut and mustard. Relish if I'm feeling chicago style. Ketchup people need to be purged.

>yfw you accidentally eat some of the napkin

Fuckin poof

fuck off cunt i misspelled

>he thinks sausage rolls are better than meat pies

>Americunt trying to be white

pic related, it's your skin tone

Fag

fuck that rat coffin off

Onya ya little cunt

>this thread will get over 100 replies

You should only do this with pork or veal sausages, sausage sizzle is with cheapo beef/breadcrumb stuff so tomato sauce is important to stop it being too dry.

>poor cut pork meat in a cheap pastry casing

Meat pies are your Taco Bell, mate

Non-Americans will never get to tailgate a Noon kick-off college football game and then drive home in an RV and watch 10 more hours of college football until 3 a.m.

saussie rolls are shit, fuckin indian cunt dairy owners gave me food poisoning with one

barbecue sauce > tomato sauce

chur m8, fuckin yank would love a saussie

>buying meat from Indians
what were you thinking

You're just missing out mate, Alot of fucking people live to their 90's and they eat shit tons of meat all in their fucking life stop being a paranoid cunt. Even so, i'd prefer quality in life rather than quantity. Better to live a fucking amazing short life then a long restricting sad one mate.

It's generally beef.

>American thinks he's better than anyone
>His country is unironically considering to elect Hillary Clinton

Enjoy your country, Trump might win but you'll still have to live with the fact that your country is dumb enough to even consider electing Hillary.

I'm Australian and 'sausage sizzles' disgust me because I'm vegan.

It especially annoys me that I'm compelled by law to go and put an empty ballot in those boxes, and often have to endure the smell of cooking meat.

Australians are scum.

See: Racial projection

>A man denied his homeland

what the fuck are you on about sausage rolls are a national dish not bloody immigrant crap

>ketchup

AMERICANS GET OUT

I was going for a ride round the south, only fuckin shop in town was run by those darkies

> tfw idiot foreigners call them "Hot dogs" and complain about them not being in a "Proper bun"
REEE

Boerewors.

Is it? Couple Strayans I know say it can be either

Still, it's your McDonald's from my understanding, cheap shit meat in cheap shit casing

this kills the burgernigger

>because I'm vegan.

>Australian
>Vegan

You can only pick one. You are either an aussie or a vegan, faggot.

>you're a fucking black
>no u
>man stop fucking projecting

pretty sure you can mail in your vote you poofta

>I'm Australian
>he's from Melbourne
You're not Australian mate.

>I'm Australian
>empty ballot
You're especially not Australian if you're not voting One Nation, KAP, etc., every single cycle.

>Australian
>Vegan

Choose one.

>asking why its not a frankfurter
fucking cunts

Waddle over to Woolloomooloo and get one of these then try and say that again.

>eating the tomato Jew

fukken best thread on Cred Forums in months

i dont know anything about taco bell, but mate i can tell you 4n20 meat pies shouldnt be underestimated

Best hangover cure ever.
Plus an excuse to spend $100's on tools.

I still shouldn't be compelled to do that (it requires keeping track of the news and election dates), but what should I expect from a bunch of murderers?

he said that cause it's tomato sauce ya fukken gaycunt

>hot dogs
>franks
Vienna is the sausage

what the FUCK

Do it and I'll fucking stab you cunt. We should send each and every one of you sausage-hating bastards to Nauru

Will trade Vegans for White Refugees

>ketchup
Kill yourself
>Not putting dead horse on your sang sanga
Kill yourself

lots of touchy people in this thread.

you never ever put ketchup on a hot dog. my god just try it with mustard and chili and you will never ruin it again.

Beefy's is the fucking place for that mate, don't buy your pies at fucking woolworths or some shit

New Zealand 'sausages' are 20% 'meat'

I didn't say you were black, I said you were a mudskin

Island niggers are all mudskins, and your island is no exception even considering Lord of the Rings

what the fuck are you talking about we have real meat not euro regulated vegan organic crap

>Vegetarian, never had a bunnings snag.

last time I went to bunnings they were selling sausages and bread with nothing on it

>american """cuisine"""

>sang sanga

>non-white
>not black
Keep digging, ya poofter yank

>American trying to promote how white he is to a country with a higher white population than his own

Is this the true power of the American education system?

Jokes aside when do we actually get to wipe out the muzzies?

whoops, meant to quote this post

what were you in manurewa or some crap

NY expat here. Love sausage sizzles. When the wife went to vote, I put down like 5 of them easy. Didn't help that abos were cooking them but fuck it, only $2 coin a piece with whatever I wanted on it. They didn't expect an amerifat to come over and abuse the fuck out of free condiments.

One thing for sure that I didn't expect: aussies fucking love bbq sauce. Holy shit it's on everything lmao, love it here. Love all you Aussie folk.

>get the sausage sizzle banned :)

You yellows aren't black, dummy, but you still aren't white

>never ever put ketchup on a hot dog
It's okay when you're six. After that you grow the fuck up and put Gulden's on it.

moved to toowoomba a while ago and no beefys here lad, servo down the road sells 4n20 so thats my best option

This is how you lot summarise Australian culture? Buying food outside a huge chain business whilst on route to buy more plastic shit?