Brit/pol/ - SEVERE AUTISM edition

>Michael Fallon demands 10% nogs in the army at Cuckservative Party Conference
ibtimes.co.uk/michael-fallon-european-human-rights-laws-have-undermined-british-forces-1584753

>UK military now free to fuck people's shit up
theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/oct/03/plan-uk-military-opt-out-european-convention-human-rights

>jo cox confirmed assassinated by mi5 agent
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-37550060

>25% more student doctors and calls for more native-born doctors in face of falling future immigration
bbc.co.uk/news/health-37546360

>FTSE 100 closes on record high
express.co.uk/news/politics/717202/brexit-bounce-shares-soar-good-news-Britain-economy

>Union Flag goes up in flames in Scotland: Fury as Scottish terrorist sets fire to flag
express.co.uk/news/politics/717131/Union-Jack-flag-burn-Scottish-Independence-Glasgow

>I WANT TO GET OFF MR HAMMOND'S WILDE RIDE
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37536943

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First for Fascism

Post Karens!

twitter.com/charlielindlar/status/783247334188736512

WAKE
ME
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First for Scottish independence.

Based Mogg supports Trump

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>Michael Fallon demands 10% nogs in the army at Cuckservative Party Conference

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at least he didnt say muslims

karen!

Who /vodka/ here?

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C I V I C

WE NEEDED THAT COCAINE KAREN

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Stirred, not shaken

Bit early for that lad, I felt cheeky having a beer at lunch today.

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Fuck you bomber harris

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=fc-DgRO1SrQ

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This is now Greater-Germania.

Churchill the worst person in history

What's his endgame?

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nth for SSRI's fuck you up.

Freedom for Britain

Dutchball side with Brother Germania and not with sister England who took bbc in her ass

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This is your fault bomber harris

youtube.com/watch?v=nWUSHhICnCw

>dat music

LONG LIVE FREE PRUSSIA

youtube.com/watch?v=f_6AQA4uzD0

Based Hitler.

If only he had respected his promises to Britain, Bomber Harris would not have smashed his arse.

Fuck Karen is cute.

>aquafresh wants to get annexed by big brown german cock
Business as usual over there then

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>scots burn union flag
Sorry chaps, we've gone a bit loopy up here.

The correct title for your image would be 'Our Nicola' not 'are Nicola' you illiterate celt

Cry more bitch...wait, Dutchman?
You know that all Harris did to Dresden was what the Luftwaffe did to Rotterdam, right?
Maybe if the Germans hadn't decided to sow the wind and reap the whirlwind there would still be some white people living there.

he came here to free britain and kill traitors, and he's already facing charges for killing a traitor

Welcome to Brit/pol faggot.

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By almost sabotaging the Leave campaign? What the hell was he thinking.

Dumping my Karen folder.

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Welcome new friend.

10/10

German in the netherlands?

Lads will our population go down post independence? Will immigrants leave?

That was very nice user. Have fun in Borneo.

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lolno.

Jenna :3

Karen is the cutest. Post more Karens.

10/10

He didn't have one, he's some thicko autist scot

His handlers are pushing internet surveillance. The EUref provided perfect cover: media circus occupied with MUH DIVISIVE CAMPAIGNS MUH PAKI POSTER so Cox was guaranteed to get canonised in public perception.

Months later we get a steady trickle of 'remember poor Saint Jo? She'd still be alive if we were allowed to read the EVIL RACIST's emails and whatsapp :^) I bet she'd have united the Labour party and held the government to account :^DDD but we'll never know because EVIL BAD PEOPLE are allowed to communicate in secret over the internet :'('

Expect it to start soon if it hasn't already

This. But he was still probably a drugged up Mi5 plant.

>I bet she'd have united the Labour party and held the government to account :^DDD
Which is hilarious, considering how the Corbynites were treating her in her final days.

wew fucking hot today
chose the wrong day to walk to the dentist

It might be an actual Borneo user, there was one who used to post here a while ago

Had an interesting chat about it being relatively unfucked for a muslim country because their oil money means they don't have to bend over for the Saudis to stay afloat

>80th anniversary of the battle of cable street today
>normies say they're proud and it was a great feat

>proud of mostly commies being arrested

Apparently my new laptop got delivered today, haven't owned a laptop in years. Bit excited tbqh

/blog

THE POUND IS IN FREE FALL

Can't bare using one without a mouse

BERNARD CORNWELL IS A SHIT
>get book about american revolution
>main character is a redcoat
>he's proud of it
>britain wins a bunch of battles
>bretty gud
>arrive in Philadelphia
>a sergeant becomes a villain for shooting a deserter
>every redcoat is a scumbag
>every single loyalist is murderous/sly/stupid/cowardly
>every rebel is noble, brave and witty
>the 'good' british officers want to surrender the colonies and allow them selves to be talked down to by self proclaimed rebel women regularly
>the 'bad' british officers want to win the war
>yank women discover information and send it to the rebels this results in hundred of british casualties
>the good british officers know about it but let it slide
>the bad british officers want to punish them for it and become villains
>main character falls for yank girl spy
>literally got 500 of his mates killed
>he never considers this
>helps her escape
>kills 'bad' british officer
>kills a bunch of other redcoats
>'good' british officer lets him escape
>he throws his redcoat in the dirt
>vows to fight for the rebels
>end

Bear?

REEE i can't believe you cunts didn't believe the bankers like us socialists did.

WHY DID WE HAVE TO DEFY THE EXPERTS?

Excellent observation. Now, go on to tell us all about how this will flip our world upside down and give is all the plague, make us infertile, turn our houses to rubble and interrupt Babestation broadcasting.

>>progressive
>>left
Pick one

>free fall
>literally where it was a month ago
Stop this bollocks lad

kek

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Want to hear the gossip on a dialysis ward?

Lots of patients on overnight dialysis watch babestation and other assorted sex chat tv stations while having dialysis, when the little old ladies come in for their turn in the mornings they switch on the tv and get confronted by trannies. Brilliant.

How do you know such things laddy?

Sky News saying they were restricted from reporting on what happened today in court with the start of the Jo cox trial?

So what are they hiding lads?

Work in a hospital

People are asking how to block certain channels or someone will have to put a laminated poster up explaining to not leave the channel on porn for the easily shocked frail oaps in the mornings

MI6 got him off the hook

>staff member storms in insisting she speaks to the manager
manager is busy
>I WANT TO KNOW WHY MY ANNUAL LEAVE HAS BEEN REJECTED
because you've tried to book the next two weeks off and only put your paper in this morning
>but I've already booked to go away
well that's your own fault isn't it
>asks for a piece of paper
>sits on the floor next to my desk and writes her notice with immediate effect
>hands it to me and stands there expectantly
>say nothing
>she shuffles awkwardly and walks out

I think she was expecting me to tell her I'd sort it out since she'd already booked something. The number of 20-something women who think their 2:2 degrees in ''''health and social care'''' make them worth shit

eurocucks ON SUICIDE WATCH, LADS!!
theguardian.com/business/2016/oct/04/britain-fastest-growing-g7-economy-imf-international-monetary-fund-brexit-vote

81th post for America!

A Freddo a day keeps the Job Centre away.

Someone put him up to saying DEATH TO TRAITORS FREEDOM FOR BRITAIN at his hearing and now he's claiming diminished responsibility and possibly filing a claim against the NHS or social services for refusing him mental health treatment. It was fairly widely reported at the time that he went looking for mental health help shortly before he went psycho

Latest Shoah is up

Thanks lad.

What's the best way to deal with the chavs next door playing loud music?

Also, post more Rachel Riley pls.

>theguardian.com/business/2016/oct/04/britain-fastest-growing-g7-economy-imf-international-monetary-fund-brexit-vote

Noice

Play yours louder.

Got a good kek out of this.

Play your music louder.

>but warns of long-term impact of brexit vote
I like how before the referendum it was 'sure, maybe everything will be fine long-term, but if we leave we'll go into recession and all the jobs will disappear!'
>vote leave
>economy fastest growing in developed world
>more jobs
>manufacturing up
>services doing fine
'w-well of course we're fine NOW this is only the short term effect! Just you wait!'

Put a grenade through the letterbox

Someone at work did this to me when I was deputising for my manager when he was on holiday. Handed his notice in after I declined his holiday request because we already had two people off, had some hissy fit because he said he had already booked a 'last minute holiday'. Said he hated the place and would just get a new job as it was his skills make him in demand.

Three weeks later and I'm on holiday this week and my boss texts me at lunchtime saying he came into the office begging for his job back literally crying his eyes out.

Buy some Lion poo and put it in their front and back gardens

at work now. listen to it on the way to drill night at the reserves

been listening to Exodus Americanus. its like a lot less polished, provinical version. deffo not as good, but grand

Thought about that, but I don't have any speakers.
Know any cheap loud speakers?

Wish I had one.

>81th
>american education

A true statesman

The rebels were comprised mainly of Englishmen who valued God and freedom over a shitty monarch, good luck to them.

Why are the mods of this place such immense spastics?

I just got banned for someone else's shitposting.

just think how /comfy/ it would be to have Mogg as PM.

102th for memes

I think you'll find that you got banned for being FUCKING A WHITE MALE.

You deserved it

>Pound plummets against USD and Euro

"FUCKING BREXSHIT IDOITS YOU WERE TOLD THIS WOULD HAPPEN"

>UK to be fastest growing in 2016.

"Well of course, we haven't actually left yet, you idiot, but when we do literally every business will decamp to europe over night. Oh boy I can't wait."

>Fall in the value of the pound has lead to the manufacturing sector surging

"W...well you're probably a racist anyway you idiot".

And the left wonder why they're losing ground to the right.

Who here Midlands?

I'm from Leicester and I consider the north more close to me. Fuck the south.

>wan 'undred and tooth

>jo cox confirmed assassinated by mi5 agent
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-37550060

Not seeing that.

Join them and go bonkers.

This fucking retard with the circular saw has been going non-stop for two days now lads.

I'm getting seriously close to REEEEEing at him from my window.

>tfw dentist appointment was at 9am and I thought it was 3pm
well im dumb
walked all the way there as well lel
at least now I can buy new jeans earlier

IKTF

Just had a house across the road from me having some work done to it over the last two weeks. Every morning from 0700 a fucking angle grinder would roar in to life and go about angle grinding things at angles and making a fucking racket.

why does this confirm it was MI5?

I've had that for two months. I'm starting to think the noise doesn't exist and I'm just imagining it.

Thought that was James Potter.

>acne
/fa/ please leave

Noice

Don't mean to be a cunt but I'm gonna be a cunt, those jeans are disgraceful. They also cost 150 smackeroonies which is a load of shit.

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>not making shit up after reading 5 words of a story
Who /tabloid/ here?

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dw I've never paid full rrp
the pair im getting now are BNWT for £80
This is my current pair of the same jeans

Which episode was this? I haven't been following Cats Does Countdown as religiously as other panel shows.

. . . that post was actually the first thing I thought of today over a bowl of oatmeal. Thanks for the reminder.

Thanks lad, need some merchant minute in my life

But why are you paying such dumb amounts for jeans lad? You don't need some faggy branded shit to look tidy, nobody can even tell what brand your jeans are. They're just fucking jeans. Get some 40 quid jeans that work just as well.

God bless that man

Obviously the best thing to wear is a tank commanders suit. Lots of pockets, fireproof, comfy, warm, easy to put on.

midlands is best m8, fuck the city centres though, Leicester's not too bad but I'd take any town/village over it

I'm getting them half price, they fit perfectly and are made to never fade so they stay jet black

>2016
>not wearing a dress to accentuate your beard

But, m80, those jeans of yours that you showed me were faded. I don't think the "staying jet black" thing is actually working.

Cats does Countdown might be the only worthwhile one tbqh, simply because Carr is sectretly based and it has virtually no time for the guests to make retarded OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL tier jokes
MtW, QI and HIGNFY are all garbage and Buzzcocks never seems to be on any more. Not even sure who the regulars are now

lol these are from 2012 and aren't the stay version, just normal ace cash

get some 501's

Just bought these off a guy from the Midlands about a month ago. He was having a yard sale, wore a DBZ shirt, kind of on the chunky side. Looked a bit like Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords. It's odd meeting anyone from the UK where I live.

You should see my work jeans.

>sailor stitch on top of sailor stitch
Should get a new pair 2bh

>Not posting that the pound is at its lowest point in 30 years

Top autism m8. Just ignore the fact we're all poorer today.

>£150 for a pair of jeans that would barely fit a twig
Sort your life out mate

>buying 501s
>ever
I mean the /fa/ meme dip is an idiot but don't just show up and give bad advice

501 are comfy and do last, but they're too much unless they're on sale- I got mine for £40.

>the pound is at its lowest point in 30 years
>the referendum vote was only 50-60 days ago

I bet Brexit did this.

Yeah oh well

arrse.co.uk/wiki/Sharpe's_Sunday
Hagman wrapped his twelve gnarled digits around the weapon’s furniture and brought the weapon to the aim – the feint odour of lovingly-applied linseed oil on the butt wafting up his nostrils, despite the acrid stench of flaming petrol bombs falling around him. The inverted blade of the SUIT sight immediately fell on the target’s face – a manically-laughing Provo lunatic. Hagman gently squeezed the trigger. The 7.62mm round left the muzzle at hypersonic speed and bored through the sniper’s turnip before the filthy taig had even realised his number was up. His head erupted in an explosion of crimson. ‘Nice one Hagman, I’ll see there’s some baccy and French brandy in it for yer!’

Tenner in matalan m8, spend the rest on ale and slags.

Our currency was too valuable anyway- it was unsustainable, and was causing too many problems. So what if we can't buy as much foreign stuff, most of it is shit anyway.

Buzzcocks has been cancelled senpai. WILTY and MTW are the only ones I ever watch now.

But we digress, what episode?

Do you not find they fit really strangely across your arse and between your legs?

Because we make so much top quality stuff ourselves?

Oh wait...

no not really- i'm a 28/32 size so there's lots of room for my balls, as my waist is so skinny.

>Buzzcocks never seems to be on any more.

M8, Buzzcocks got canceled a few years back.

We make quality cars and furniture and such, much better quality than Chinese shit.

Another soldier waxed lyrical over the enemy’s demise in a languid Shakespeare-inspired prose uncharacteristic of a tough para. ‘Shut it Harris, you soft, southern tart’ hissed Sharpe, ‘there’s more of the buggers coming. ‘Boney’s old guard eh? ‘Marching to the beat of the bin lid as ever, tricolours flying. ‘This time we’ll stop ‘em, eh lads? ‘Harper... what the bloody hell is... THAT?’

Step forward Private Patrick Harper, man mountain and owner of a very special gun – one he’d purchased himself from the small ads in Soldier of Fortune magazine. ‘Oh this sir? ‘Beggorah and bejesus. ‘M134 sir. ‘Made by Messrs Dillon & Aero of America so it is.’ ‘Well... for God’s sake Harper, do something with it, before Boney’s lot have us at the bayonet!’ ‘Aye sir, so I will, begorrah.’

The swarthy, smirking Irishman pushed through the cordon of troops and stood menacingly in front of the advancing horde of rioters, as yet more poorly-aimed rounds from several other Tommy guns and lumps of concrete spattered and smashed around his feet. Raising his deadly tool, he aimed from the hip. What happened next was awe-inspiring. The burly bogtrotter pressed the trigger and a maelstrom of lead erupted from the flashing six barrels of his minigun, shredding row after row of screaming, terrified humanity and transforming them instantly into a bloodied pulp.

Hundreds fell as Harper scythed them down – as did the tricolours. Sharpe rushed out from the line and pulled one of the despised banners from the twitching pile of bodies and held it aloft triumphantly. ‘It’s my bloody flag now, yer froggie bastards!’ he yelled, his infectious, crooked grin causing the exhausted paratroopers to punch the air in delight.

Fucking hell these subhuman English workers. Singing and whistling like faggots, making sounds like an otter or some shit.

Bill Oddie was right. Poles are superior.

>WILTY
How do you tolerate Rob Brydon
>MTW
I'd rather just watch Milton Jones 'scenes we'd like to see' clips on youtube than sit through a whole episode

Google says series 7 episode 3

A priest, feebly waving a handkerchief, emerged from the smoke, an eerie silence having befell the field of battle. ‘Please, please, for the love of the Almighty. No more, begorrah.’ ‘Let the frog bastard have it Pat!’ shouted Sharpe and the trusty soldier eagerly obliged, sawing the cowering cleric in half with a quick burst from his terrible weapon. The ammunition hopper on his back was now spent, the spinning barrels now whining empty. ‘Well done Harper... or should I say... Sergeant Harper?’ ‘Sergeant Harper, eh?’ smiled the huge paddy, ‘God save Ireland!’

‘Er... sir?’ Slack-jawed cockney Isiah Tong spoke suddenly with an air of concern. ‘Are you sure they’re French?’

>tfw took a shortcut and now i'm lost
help

>my waist is so skinny

I bet you have a nice tight anus

If you have internet on your phone you have google maps.

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that will rinse out my 3g and if I do that I wont be able to shitpost

>Good news everyone! Its now a little bit cheaper to buy a high end luxury sports car or a coffee table that costs more than your years wages.

Oh thank god!

Enjoy being lost then.

>Milton Jones

Noice.

>tolerate Rob Brydon

Mainly watch it digging for gold, like Henning's stories.

Our exports have shot up which is really stimulating the economy- we rely too much on services and do not do enough manufacturing- this stimulation will boost the economy and create more wealth- the pound falling has stopped our economy from stagnating.

Has brit/pol/ watched Threads?

vimeo.com/channels/1055902

Threads is a 1984 BAFTA award-winning British television drama, produced jointly by the BBC, Nine Network and Western-World Television Inc. Written by Barry Hines and directed by Mick Jackson, it is a docudrama account of nuclear war and its effects on the city of Sheffield in Northern England.

The primary plot centres on two families, the working-class Kemps and the middle-class Becketts, as a confrontation between the United States and the Soviet Union erupts and escalates. As the United Kingdom prepares for war, the members of each family deal with their own personal crises. Meanwhile, a secondary storyline with the Chief Executive of Sheffield City Council serves to illustrate the British government's then-current continuity of government arrangements. As the nuclear exchange between NATO and the Warsaw Pact begins, the film depicts the terrible details of the characters' struggles to survive both the attacks and their aftermath. The balance of the story outlines the fate of each family as the characters face the medical, economic, social and environmental consequences of nuclear war.

Dw turns out this shortcut was dank and shaved off like 15 mins of my journey home
Also
>not enjoying being lost
fukken poof

>Pro tip
"Industry" makes up 21% of the British economy (by GDP), for contrast industry makes up about 29% of the German economy (by GDP)

>inb4 "all our industry is just shitty little assembly jobs the REAL manufacturing takes place elsewhere"

Standard leftie lie, almost all manufacturing is shitty little assembly jobs.

Now here's a man who knows his priorities

Brit pol is comfy

Ffs anons I'm trying to do NoFap October, here.

What the fuck is happening

y-you too

BLUE KIP

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>no fap
Nice meme

We're making Britain great again, son.

Assuming this isn't a clickbait title, their fucking job as the Govt

leaving to the dentist in 60mins lads, wish me luck

>Tfw fucked up receding gums

The fire rises

AHAHAHAHAHA

>accepted that its prediction of a post-Brexit-vote financial crash has proved overly pessimistic.

>hurr durr ur english girls r so ugly lyk eww
What an absolute qt.

It's shit! Commie CND misinformation.

I've been meaning to watch it user . . .thanks for the link.

I was around at the time and a lot of people were genuinely worried about a nuclear War.

Wew lad that's even littler than I am

Shame, there were a couple of good episodes of that
>pixie lott trying to give that young lad a boner
>bernard cribbins
>michelle williams getting bullied
>james blunt actually being a top lad

wtf i love economic forecasts now

It's one of the only films that's genuinely scared me. It's so well-made. It blew The Day After out of the park.

holy shit jo cox's death was a false flag

>Leicester's not too bad

Questionable.

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and yet they still lost

Your flag is a false flag

>Leicester's not too bad

Hype

May is potentially going to fugg the economy to bring down immigration.

It's an interesting thing to wonder how well she would do in the hypothetical situation that she brings about another recession but manages to bring down immigration to a few tens of thousands, or perhaps even lower.
To be honest I'd vote her if that were the situation.

Jej. Exactly the kind of shit I'd do.

In the election, I mean.

No, it's yours. You have sat back and watched decades of Leftist politicians fuck up your own country. Hitler would think of you as a pathetic weakling.

Based.

Most Brexiteers who were polled said they'd take economic trouble if it meant lower immigration.

Sexy little minx

I'm honestly convinced the economy will be absolutely fine no matter how hard she shoahs the EU. As long as she liberalises domestic policy with regards to business regulation and taxation and uses public money on infrastructure rather than services, (((international finance))) getting reamed won't do much to hurt the everyman.

Watched it at uni, did scare me and made a few girls leave the room.

Is a bit worrying when you consider what is going on in Syria.

>rachel riley will never poo on me

mate what is with jeremy hunt and this incongruous clapping, it's proper chris morris

wew by the time I get home I will have walked 5.5 miles
going out for a run tonight as well to get in shape for the navy

In this country we do that in the toilet rasheed

Hunt is a massive autist and is only in government because of his ability to be utterly impervious to the concerns of others. Makes him the perfect man to fuck with unions. Fully expect him to get moved to Education as soon as he's done shitter shattering the BMA

My mate watched threads and thought it was unrealistic that in the 15 years after the war nobody had even bothered to sweep up a bit

Many times. The War Game is also excellent. Those two films really show how nuclear weapons advanced within a couple of decades.

If she's honest and sticks to a good plan I think people would accept it's not her fault if we recession.

Delivering on something the public wants whilst risking her own reputation is not something politicians do very often.

no bully

If may keeps this up she's Iron lady tier based. I think she's more like the tin lady atm though.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/04/britains-only-tea-maker-enjoys-record-sales-as-brexit-fuels-worl/?WTmcid=tmgoff_soc_spf_fb&WT.mc_id=sf37805929

>Selling tea to the Chinks

I thought Brexit would mean the end of the world lads?

Who?

>selling tea to chinamen
Selling sand to arabs, snow to russians and burgers to americans when

um

>conversation on LBC with the narrative that it's offensive to say Downs is a defect rather than a plus

Two Brits and one (Brit) have won the Physics Nobel prize, though they work in America

David J. Thouless, born 1934 in Bearsden, UK. Ph.D. 1958 from Cornell University, Ithaca, NY, USA. Emeritus Professor at the University of Washington, Seattle, WA, USA.

F. Duncan M. Haldane, born 1951 in London, UK. Ph.D. 1978 from Cambridge University, UK. Eugene Higgins Professor of Physics at Princeton University, NJ, USA.

J. Michael Kosterlitz, born 1942 in Aberdeen, UK. Ph.D. 1969 from Oxford University, UK. Harrison E. Farnsworth Professor of Physics at Brown University, Providence, RI, USA.

Because Remainers are far too incompetent to carry out any plan.
Chairman Corbyn will sort this mess out with some cleansings of the impure.

>That scene at the end when the partially retarded offspring have crude sex/she is raped/fuck knows.

Company owner just came in and did a rancid shit in the waiting room toilet
Think I'm going to die lads

BRITAIN PREVAILS

youtube.com/watch?v=IEN6o6_5mEw

How's itaewon you ex pat faggot?

When did it all go so right?

Theyll keep trying though because they have such a high opinion of themselves thinking that they have the right to tell everyone what to do like theyre superior or something

What's the healthiest take away lads
I live in London so I have literally every take away 2 mins down the road
Got nothing in the fridge

>itaewon
Don't live in itaewon also salary is in dollars so fuck yeah, smooth sailing until the economy inevitably recovers.

>just woke up and mum is hoovering edition

>for theoretical discoveries of topological phase transitions and topological phases of matter
>tfw can't even comprehend any of the new nobel prize winners in any field because it's getting way too specialised at this point

Looks like we've won lads. Side note: Don't you think the remainers have been very quiet post Brexit? They must be butthurt that the country hasn't imploded.

WHAT DID SHE DIE FOR?

Delusion of the Far left, as if middle-class university students are the wisest of our society.
Oh the pain they will feel when they don't get what they want,

Wow, must've really been hard for the guardian to put those both up

If your in London just check Deliveroo, bit more pricey but you can get something that's actually decent quality.

Increase sales of mourning flowers and newspapers for a short while.
Oh and another excuse for the left to start wanking each-other off in their delusions of moral superiority.

>tfw had 5 hours of lectures today
>tfw every one involved a jab about at least one of the following
>"white men"
>"straight white men"
>"rich white Western European men"
>"white old Trump fans"
>"white middle class Americans"

I'm working class, white and don't even like Trump and I still got pissed off. Also couldn't summon the courage to talk to a girl.

Kill me.

Surprised they didn't put the thing about the pound hitting it's 31-year low against US dollar as the lede.

Basically they discovered the theory behind phase transitions and phases of matter of particles that are unaffected by stretching and bending.

What's your subject lad

>all the actors from the shows you liked are pushing this unregistered voters meme

i just wanted some comfy to keep to myself
but no

>going to a meme university

What course m8?

>it's a parents wake you up because they don't want you to sleep all day episode

There's a qt redhead in my class who seemed to be flirting with me during a practical but I don't know where to go from here- how do I get her to suck my helmet?

History

I'm a KHV don't ask me

tell her diversity is code for white genocide

If shes scottish or irish shes most likely batahit crazy. Dont touch that with a 10 foot pole.

Invite her round to watch a film and have a pizza/ Ply her a bottle of wine and you will get your dick wet.

Okay, that's why.
You ready for critical theory?

t. history grad

Which uni and course

You could always complain you know

Aaaaah, same. What university? I'm at /Edinburgh/

>let me tell you about the Jews

She's white English

Tell her "Carthago delenda est"

Can't we both still live with our parents.

He'll be hung, drawn and quarters by SJW's before being eaten by said land-whales.

I haven't heard much critical theory but they love their gender and Marxist theory

Hahaha

Hit the fuckin' lottery being born of native Briton blood.

I just want a happening to make life interesting desu lads. Why can't the race war and economic collapse happen already

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MUMMY KEEPS FARTING ALL THE TIME

I'm so annoyed that people are lamenting the Colombian referendum result. It's a victory for the rule of law against terrorism.

>critical history
>critical women theory

it's all the same thing

history is just applied sociology these days

there will no doubt be another durka durka hoedown in europe before the year is out. Just be patient.

>You could always complain you know
nah not gonna risk any trouble. i'm third year so I just want to be done and get out

You at uni but living at home what the fuck?

desu my parents made me go. I had no clue what I wanted to do in life, still don't

in the third year i knew i was going to get a 2:1 so i started ramping up the pills and started talking about the jews

just gotta have the balls

Colombians are pretty based for telling their capitulating faggot government to do one tbqh
>drug cartels have been kidnapping your wives, raping your daughters, beheading your brothers and selling cocaine to your sons for decades
>vote yes to giving them total amnesty in exchange for '''peace''' :^)
Glad they told them to fuck off, good lads

Ugh, fucking citizens deciding how their country works, it's disgusting

I do the same. Comfy loanbux

>letting your parents decide what you do in life
sad!
Get your degree then become an officer in the armed forces
Travel the world with the navy or go to the middle east and play footie with some mini muddies then kill their families

>Get your degree then become an officer in the armed forces
lel no. full of toffs and chad cunts, and I couldn't even join because of medication I take anyway. Just want a comfy life

so what?
you can still learn something

get a first if you can
2:1 if you can' be arsed
then get an ok job and chill until the collapase

Oh wow, we've won one minor victory and now people are making statements that they won't follow up. We have truly won, let's all stop fighting now and pay no attention to politics.

This place is full of fucking retards.

They should bow to their all knowing 22 Year old overlords!

I'll probably get a 2:1, maybe a first if I can. Still hate it though. the work isn't the problem

God morgen fyrer, hvordan går det?

Best way to go, don't have to deal with normies and in my case I have the house to myself most weeks.

Tories know that the Left isn't anywhere near power for the next 15 years so they don't have to pander for votes.

ALL ABOARD THE RIGHT-WING EXPRESS

MBGA

>>jo cox confirmed assassinated by mi5 agent

>they don't have to pretend to be conservative
you mean?

this. comfy as fuck

last year of sixth form nearly 19.

youtube.com/watch?v=Dp0IasXM_qQ

>watching those comfy Brexit memes again

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youtube.com/watch?v=svRMbZeNn1U

Surely your parents must either go on or holiday or out for dinner? Invite the slag round then or something.

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Good post, good numbers.

>that ending

I miss Richard Harris' Dumbledore

Not a slag more of a qt redhead (seems quite innocent) - how do I:
- keep her interested
- get closer to her
- invite her to mine

? Pls help.

>tfw cute asian charity worker at the door
>feel bad for declining
desu i couldn't understand what she was saying, something like giving 20p a day in November? She asked me to fill out a form and i just couldnt do that

Talk to her, give her compliments but not in a hoverhand cuck sort of way.

Say do you want a coffee?

After doing this for a week or so you have to strike while the irons hot and invite her round before another alpha chad snaps her up.

youtube.com/watch?v=CeOOkD5SORM

youtube.com/watch?v=ur-o1dp4APU

I love hearing what the old lads had to say about Brexit

Most of the In voters are just because they don't want to see what they went through again in their grandchildren

I can't begrudge any of them really

post assblasted traitors

Do you have any mates ?

Just say on one occasion in class if she'd like to go to pub/bar afterwards, have your mates there ready, then you can sit and chat in a non-committal setting with your friends there for support

Crucially you won't be alone with her because that can be awkward, and you can have a drink so you'll both loosen up

m8 just take economic history courses

the sociology-esque ones are cancer

t. history grad who did economic history courses and now works in finance.

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youtube.com/watch?v=SsFrl9z7ROg
>watching these spuds comment on Brexit

this channel is basically trying to be an Irish buzzfeed

ALSO
NEXT THREAD
MAKE IT A RELIVING PAST GLORIES OF BREXIT THREAD

ABSOLUTE BOLLOCKS

>[Le current year] is the first thing i hear
Reconquer ireland when?

I'll keep these in mind lads.

10% of black people?
or
10% of the army?

Don't you think it is strange that this comes up after people ridicule Jeremy C for trying to get rid of the army?

Its like they realized this approach would be too obvious so they needed to be more subversive.