Things normalfags say

>you just need to be more open minded user

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that just means take LSD

>normalfags

are you implying that being normal is bad?

>things normalfags say
Don't you ever get tired of sitting in front of that computer user?

>normal
I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW

IT'S "CIS" YOU FFFFFFFFUCKING WHITE MALE

>implying normal fags don't think the internet is better than real life
All basic white bitches are glued to their phones .

>I think we can all agree that...

>I'm happy
>The future looks bright
>I can't wait for this weekend
>I had so much fun last night
>Just livin life
>Keep calm and carry on
>It'll all be okay
>I love my girlfriend
>I love my parents
>I love everyone
>I have high self-esteem
>I don't want to die

>just be yourself bro

I'm voting for Hillary.

The ones here say 'normies' alot

>Did you see the game?

>just talk to them man.

>It's , wake up !
/thread

>They're people too, user

(regarding the rapefugees)

"Evil preaches tolerance until it is dominant, then it tries to silence good"
same with open mindedness.
it is no coincidence that tolerance and open mindedness are frequently invoked these days

>I don't care if everyone in Germany is white or brown or black- as long as everybody gets along it doesn't matter.

>that's just like, your opinion

When the current normal is an easily fooled cuck, then yes, its bad to be normal. You have to shoot higher m8

Dude

>yeah I was leaning towards rand in the beginning

Rand was like the goto "I want everyone to know I think for myself and I am politically aware" trendy millennial pick.

>"so what did you like about rand?"
>silence

can never get along with niggers, they chimp out

>Why can't everybody just get along
>I love how diverse it is in ___

>I like Milo

Fuck that's sad. Last time I visited France it was literally Africa, I should've listened to Cred Forums...

>mormon family
>one daughter
How often is that little girl diddled, I wonder.

>be raping girl
>she starts crying
>you need to be more open minded

Cred Forums my friends, Cred Forums!

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.

>I don't know
>I don' care
>It doesn't matter
>Why should I care?
>Yeah, I agree
>That isn't fair

Normies are too busy being normal to have opinions. Talk to them. Ask them "what do you think about abortion?". Their response will be "I don't know but i don't judge people". They avoid conflict. Why do you think the MSM still has a stranglehold on politics?

>DUDE OPEN MINDED LMAO says the person who can't accept any political stance that isn't straight up Islamic Gommunism

Fug

I gotta cut all the toxic people out of my life

>I don't want to die
lol

I used to be like you, but then I got a girlfriend

thats a kind way of saying stop being a faggot

>Youngest one is the only daughter
made me think

>And things went downhill since then

Stop being such a cunt Jesus and just make all the water into wine so I don't have to pay for booze you cunt

>your argument is good, but i see that you're a white man, so i and my wife's son automatically win

...

I don't want to die, but I wouldn't mind it either.
Give me a way to die where I'm not hated for it. Some justification to quit where my family is like, "Oh, it was completely reason the way he left. Not many people would live after being underwater for 72 hours." Life is so fragile.

And the reply is "I was open-minded and that is what caused my racism"

This. I am more open-minded that any of those dogmatic "open minded" faggots.

I'm confused, do I store this in my Pepe folder or my Wojak folder?

Decisions

Weed

Download it twice

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Excellent suggestion

wait was this my post? wtf

confirmation bias

either this or you went to paris/marseille

Imao it was, pasted the wrong shit

nigga im all out of booze

I've been NEET since I was 16. I'm 31 now. I was going to end my life but then my sister announced she was 3 months pregnant. She could miscarry if I died.

I'm voting for sata... I mean Hillary now

you're a solid dude
good luck

Yeah man it was

Straya, go to bed. You shitpost the wrong things when you're tired.

Sometimes I forget how pathetic Cred Forums is

I had a comment, meant to copy it because the captcha fucked up and refreshed the page, but obviousIy didn't copy it.
Whatever not a big deaI.

I found your link interesting anyway

hmu if u need a bf btw

>be yourself
Whom else can I be?

>ItaIy

wew lad. Why

hehe I'm actually half italian

nothing personnel

I would wager 'little girl diddling' was common in your family since that was the first thing that came to mind and made you 'wonder'.

(regarding every uncivilized subhuman)
ftfy

I wonder what compels people to post retarded comments like this

sorry buddy but I'm not gay.

Fucking kek

>omg u are only racist because you are a sad pathetic lonely person who doesn't know any colored persons

It hurts to live, because every fucking time I see people who say shit like that it's for certain that I personally knows more non-Swedish people then them. I grow up in a shitty "no go zone".

They are true about the sad pathetic lonely part though, but who cares...

We all have suicidal thoughts, some just don't want to admit it.

youtube.com/watch?v=VIkQ2ZhoWQM

Been a while since I saw a greenlander here.

How's the ice my empire?

>Where was the father

>Wow, like, get educated haha

Or let your gf fuck someone else

>But don't you see? The refugees are violent because people like YOU say they are violent

A fat feminist unironically pointed at me and said this when i suggested we should take in less refugees. I have never hit a women, but i sure as hell felt like slapping that bitch.

>Im going on a date

There's no snow in our main shithole (Nuukistan) but hopefully coming soon

>le reality has a left wing bias
;3

...

Wish I could say the same

i recommend trump

I don't think it's that normal to have high self esteem. If it was, white guilt wouldn't be a thing, socialism wouldn't be a thing, numales wouldn't be a thing.

Remember Cred Forums is nothing but satire

>>I'm happy
Nope.
>>The future looks bright
Nope.
>>I can't wait for this weekend
Indifferent.
>>I had so much fun last night
Well, if I've gotten drunk. Alone.
>>Just livin life
All you can do.
>>Keep calm and carry on
True.
>>It'll all be okay
Maybe.
>>I love my girlfriend
Never had gf.
>>I love my parents
Love them but hate them.
>>I love everyone
No.
>>I have high self-esteem
No.
>>I don't want to die
Don't care.

>people just have different opinions, not everyone is the same

>As a white man, why would you have opinions about issues affecting people of color?
>It doesn't effect you, get over it

It's gonna be winter till april/maj next year, our winters are long, so I kinda miss them. I was in Aarhus last year and there was snow for only like a day or two, is that normal? (around november/december) then it melted almost right away.

user, you forget that these are the high functioning member so society. Any behavior opposite to this is reprehensible.

Go be a good uncle and make sure that kid will be a proper human being

Don't do it user, the world will change. It's worth seeing even from inside.

That is such an amazingly retarded conception of causality.

>Don't you see? Breivik killed all those people because people like YOU say the right is violent and regressive.

>so what did you like about Rand
They literally liked the fact that he was a diminutive, unpopular, weak candidate who didn't get targeted by Current Year man.

If he had won the nomination, Current Year man, Trevor Noah, CNN, etc would all be painting him as an evil racist who wants to take food out of black babies mouths and then all the normies would start hating him.

They literally liked him cause he wasn't a threat.

>no platform for fascism!

Lol, I know those fuckers. That guy is a stake president in San Diego

This exactly is what makes me REEEEEEE them so hard. They respond to all new info with "eh uwhaaaat?" until group think allows them to think what to think.
Normies are fucking lemmings. They are at the bottom not thought possible of the food chain in all ideological spreading and in memes.

>go read a book

Do normies have souls?

"You don't even realize how your completely wrong"

>Facebook was a mistake

No they are just NPC's

>"Dude, have you even READ Marx?"
YES, FUCKING YES REEEEEEEEEE, they make us study him in school.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The lack critical thought

>Wow you are like literally racist.

And a real one

>That's like blatantly cruel.

Ask them if they've read Smith

Literally this

i feel like everyone is a goddamn robot especially people that work in the retail/public facing jobs

This, I can't stand people who don't have opinions on things. Most normies are alright but every now and then you get those super normies who have absolutely zero personality.

There's this super ultra normie guy at work and his very existence irritates the shit out of me. He's a nice enough guy and I know I'm being completely irrational with this but it's like he's a black hole for personality, he has no hobbies or interests outside of your bog standard travelling, clubbing and instagram. I don't even know how he got the job in the first place since he doesn't even have any interest in IT and we actually provide in depth tech support for a cloud services provider. He legitimately creeps me out, it's like he's an alien masquerading as a human. No personality, no hobbies, no interests, no nothing.

>Im going to clean my facebook now

>you need tonstop generalising so much
>everyone is different

>"you need to stop generalising"
>"all racists are unintelligent"

That's one of the worst

>See ridiculous claim
>Blow it the fuck out
>"You can't even see how wrong you are because you're blinded by hate, ugh!"
>"Prove me wrong"
>"Sorry chick, I don't debate with racists! Mwah xx"
>Instantly blocked

The nicer they are before they block you is always the best because you know how fucking furious they are, they just don't want other people to see it.

>"Sorry chick, I don't debate with racists! Mwah xx"

noice

REEEEE NORMIES GET OUT

Cred Forums IS MY SAFE SPACE. MY ESCAPE FROM THE NORMIE WORLD. FUCK OFF REEEEEEEE

I want to hear why you think saying "stop generalising so much" is something a person shouldnt do.

>She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes.
No wait that's Normanfags

>go to church
>look at a picture

fucking kek'd hard at that pic

>I'm a centralist, but I'll never vote Republican

>I love History
>Only talks about Holocuck

It ain't bad, it's just boring.

>Fiscally conservative, socially liberal

Yuck yuck yuck

>something something facebook

>I celebrate everyone's ideological differences
>Nationalist? That's racism

Also
>x are nice people
>x have such a rich culture

How about you get a job instead? Get off your ass.

haha, this. I hear this from a bunch of my friends at uni. Their mental gymnastics are well exercised.

>do your own research, I'm not Google!
>I have better things to do than argue with you

>Your a Central-Nationalist?
>Is that code word for Neo-Nazi?
And I'm done reliving this shit.

give him one o these

Or take this lsd so I can go fuck your gf, it's on the house

That is one rare pepe

>I'm happy
Yup.
>The future looks bright
Once Trump is elected.
>I can't wait for this weekend
Yes because I'm probably gonna see a movie with my gf.
>I had so much fun last night
I leveled my paladin on Kronos and got a blue mace, shit was cash.
>Just livin life
Yes.
>Keep calm and carry on
I will.
>It'll all be okay
It will.
>I love my girlfriend
Yes.
>I love my parents
Yes.
>I love everyone
Not true at all.
>I have high self-esteem
Yes.
>I don't want to die
True
I've been going here since 2007, it's the same shit with you guys time and time again. If you want something. Take it.

Nice Pepe you got there lad, can I save it?

>Donald Trump is a bad man because he says what he's thinking and most of those thoughts are bad and he's hitler he should never be president

Why do normies hate critical thinking and people having their own opinion so much?

3 months ago:
>haha! This green twitter frog is hilarious xDD

Now:
>omg can people stop posting that peep frog, don't you know it's a hate symbol?

at least we took him back, but a shame the people we took him from are braindead

Really made me think

I don't like normalfags. I'll be honest, I think normal people are the cancer killing Cred Forums. Look at Cred Forums's front page, it's all 'my girlfriend' this and 'my girlfriend' that, it's nothing but posturing bravado in my eyes and it doesn't contribute to the overrall quality of a board. Want to know why night time Cred Forums and previously night time Cred Forums were remembered so fondly? Because most of the people on Cred Forums at 2:00am PST are not 'normal' considering societal definition, often abnormal people are the most creative though, they take out their abnormality in artistic ways. That's why so many of them are good at creative writing (look at how many famous authors have been abnormalfags). And I'm not talking serial killer abnormal or, or anyone who feels the need to identify with pathetic subcultures like emo or scene, I'm talking about people who are just quite cynical and have an understanding of the term 'dry wit'.

In short, normal people are boring - they talk about normal things, their normal life with their normal girlfriend at their normal school/college/workplace with their normal friends eating their normal food and retiring to their normal apartment/house. They aren't interesting. Take that horse head dude on Nico Nico, he's clearly as abnormal as they come, yet he's absolutely hilarious as a result. The world would be fucking BORING without people like that. Basically, Cred Forums's content these days is normal people dealing with normal things in a normal way ('hey Cred Forums, i fucked such and such a girl, but X problem happened, what do I do?') Tell me honestly, is that as hilarious as hearing anons give serious advice on how to jerk off over sleeping girls? Or hearing someone recount an genuine incest story? Fuck no.

Don't take this in an offensive way, I just don't want the normalfags spreading to other boards. Let's keep Cred Forums abnormal.