Hurricane General - remove google edition

Hitting Haiti as we speak.

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REV UP THOSE DONATIONS

Climate change is real

SO THE DOMINICANS WILL STEAL IT ALL

Haiti is prepared.

Didn't know about this. Any deaths yet? What's the degree of this hurricane?

Category 4 hurricane.

spess

And nothing of value was lost.

> t. Florida

Good thing Hillary has all of that cash left over from the earthquake

Fuck shit UP MATTHEW!

T. Guy that makes alot of money hauling debris, both vegetation and c&d

Keep on spinning, friend

"We've already seen deaths. People who were out at sea. There are people who are missing. They are people who didn't respect the alerts. They've lost their lives," Interim Haitian President Jocelerme Privert said at a news conference.

In otherwords, people who've earned Darwin awards.

please hit NYC
please hit NYC
please hit NYC
please hit NYC
please hit NYC
please hit NYC
please hit NYC

Shit

You know very well all those donations were already stolen by Clinton's foundation. We dont even care about them.

Now it hitting haiti.

Some places will get 30-40 inches of rain.

Lot of mudslides.

What are the conditions from your area like?

get to high land

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they can take shelter in all the housing built by the clinton foundation

I'm rooting for it to wipe out ct ri and central ma

too early to start donating to the haitian dirt cookie fund? cause all climate events are caused by the white devils. you know wind generated by cops shooting thier guns at niggers cause hurricanes? they do.

thank kek that I'm not on the east coast of Florida

better to just let nature take it's course and kill off the subhumans

>Haiti

BLOW MATTY BLOW

Better we get them then the fucking Hatians.

Hillary bout to get all that haiti donation cash

is called the "southern fried effect"

Mom and Sister live in Wilmington, NC.

Waiting warmly for the GFS.

who /modelhugger/ here?

Hopefully I get purged by poseidon. I've always wanted to.

Thicc as hell

Yea, because western half will get mostly tornadoes.

What's the latest projected path forecast? Updated as of when?

252 NC here. I'm sort of stocked up.

I've got water/bourbon/canned food/steaks/beer. Rifles are loaded and ready. Need to go pick up a few items though. Luckily my area is about 1.5% nigger so shouldn't see any action.

just raining and a little windy, the huracan love us.

Real Satellite Image
>Spoopy

Why the fuck should i care about some storms in 3rd world?

anywhere within this path

>tfw living in Southern Commiefornia
>300th straight day of sunshine and pleasant temperatures
>Getting real damn tired of it, we never have actual weather
>looking forward to more wildfires and earthquakes to break up the monotony.

comfy hurricane for the weekend in CTF

>find rain relaxing
>tfw hate heat
glad I don't live there

Most recent model


It has moved west more and more every time a new model is released

Please hit jersey

NHS has just issued its first advisory for our boy Matty.

>A Hurricane Warning is in effect for...
>* Haiti
>* Cuban provinces of Guantanamo, Santiago de Cuba, Holguin, Granma,
and Las Tunas
>* Southeastern Bahamas, including the Inaguas, Mayaguana, Acklins,
Crooked Island, Long Cay, and Ragged Island
>* Central Bahamas, including Long Island, Exuma, Rum Cay,
San Salvador, and Cat Island
>* Northwestern Bahamas, including the Abacos, Andros Island,
Berry Islands, Bimini, Eleuthera, Grand Bahama Island, and
New Providence

>A Hurricane Watch is in effect for...
>* Cuban province of Camaguey

>A Tropical Storm Warning is in effect for...
>* Dominican Republic from Barahona westward to the border with Haiti
>* Jamaica
>* Turks and Caicos Islands

>A Tropical Storm Watch is in effect for...
>* Dominican Republic from Puerto Plata westward to the border with
Haiti

Just wait for the chimpouts.

>40 inches

RIP

>this is not even including the storm surge

Due to cooling of the waters north of OBX, it will resemble a nor'easter more than a TS by the time it reaches the mid atlantic. The windshield will expand, giving much needed rain to the area but will likely rip all the leaves off the trees.

Still a chance that it goes out to sea. All dependent upon the energy and flow of the mid latitude trough, which came onshore the western US overnight.

Models today will factor in how that energy is behaving and revise tracks accordingly. The two biggest models, GFS and Euro, have been woefully split on how that energy behaves.

shit my b thats actually for Nicole

This is what 30 inches of rain looks like

Some places will get much more than this

And with Haiti there will be mudslides and I predict 6 million Haitians will die

praise kek

Think of this, but the flooring will be halfways the height of the homes

>6 million Haitians will die
(((6 million))) is trademarked and registered. (((Lawyers) are filing paperwork as we speak to see that the official number will be only 5 million.

Lawyers saving 1 millions lives.

We need it to hit NYC then swing round to the west coast and take out Cali, centering on SF.

Let's donate to the Haiti TM (((fund raiser))) and save the whales too

That's not how hurricanes work dumbass

WEW LADS

I never said it was, dumbass. I was being hopeful.

kek

fuck, going to annapolis boat show this weekend, can't have this hurricaine ruining it

it won't hit us

so the weather weapons of america are now attacking the new friend of russia?

God damn it

SEND IN THE NEXT WAVE!

Take that back

Obama has just released a statement about the impending storm hitting mainland USA.

It's Bush's fault.

Hillary immediately interrupted him with a 5 minute coughing fit, and then accused Trump creating the storm by not paying taxes, and suggested droning it.

Don't worry, Clinton foundation will gather money for Haiti.. lol..

Imagine Haiti, without Haitians.

I'm in Jersey too bro

Sandy wasn't enough, I hope this one wipes our all the pineys (and me too)

PRAISE MATTHEW
KILL THOSE NIGGERS AND BEANERS

Fucking meterologists. Thats just hundreds of lines on a piece of paper that cover all eventualities.

>look gues, gues look. We predicted the right path.

do i have to buy wikileaks book to survive?

Just take out the cucked niggertopias and mudslime areas and leave the nice, white suburbs. Make New Jersey Great Again.

FUCK ME DADDY

Sheeeeeeeeit.

Is this shit hitting south Florida?

>>look gues, gues look. We predicted the right path.

>Can't predict the path of one storm with any accuracy.
>Claim to predict global weather decade in advance because "muh global warming"

Meteorology is one huge circlejerk.

I believe that umbrella is not going to accomplish much.

where the fuck have you been?

No, it passed through the Panama Canal to go fuck up Commiefornia since no earthquakes hit there yet.

too many factors to predict accuratly

In other news, 1/100 chance of a 7.0 in LA

Kek pls

is this going to hit nyc? if I live just north of the Rockaways how spooked should i be

thinking about stocking some extra beer and meat for a backyard storm grill party

What do you guys think about the hurricane hitting the east coast? Will we be getting comfy storms?

Probably comfy storms, maybe power outage

These are turbulent times

Weather Channel meteorologist Kevin Roth said that Matthew could dump up to 20 inches of rain on the Haiti's lower elevations, and up to 40 inches in the mountains.

Same.252 here. Rember hurricane floyd and fran? Shit was crazy

>up to 40 inches in the mountains.

Keep in mind that the dindus in Haiti stripped every last tree from those mountains because they have zero concept for renewable resources. You can actually see the Haiti border from space because of this.

Without trees the risk of mudslides goes up tenfold.

I'm about to fly through there tomorrow.
We'll be landing in miami, have rented a boat, which me luck.

you countries are so lucky, hurricanes and tornados so frequently, they look fun.

-Checked- XYZ4 -Bahamas-

> Dying from bad weather

What kind of retarded monkey nigger shit is this?

> GOOD LUCK MATTHEW SAAAN!

>1/100
Guess again.

Fuuuuck, everyday this updates, it gets closer and closer to Charleston

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>They are all direct hitting Charleston

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

WHY

I just moved to Miami for work about a month ago. I have no friends here but the apartment I got is in south beach. I hope I get work off and I can put on my rain boots and wander in the storm. Also take me with you nigger

Im here for the dead niggers pics.

EVEN CLOSER THIS TIME

FUG

No one gives a shit about NYC, you're not the center of the universe. Fuck off

wow the comments in this thread are truly sickening

Floridafag here, I'm already dead

>wow the comments in this thread are truly sickening


Google, please...

More money for Clinton to steal.

Cape Canaveral here, where you at dawg?

ok

kek

Haiti has no chance right? With the deforestation and not even 10% rebuilt since earthquake.

The niggers will be wiped off the face of the earth. Good riddance

That's what they get for VOODOO

>JPEG artifacts

1 hr until the Euro model's next update.

We can dream

Or any tropical place without tropical people

With all this rain the market in Haiti will be flooded with mudcookies.

>With all this rain the market in Haiti will be flooded with mudcookies.

UNDERRATED POST

wow who pissed in your cheerios this morning?

L O N D O N

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SOGGY MUD PIES FOR DINNER!

>tfw live next to norfolk
i-it will die down a lot by then right?

Newport News here, you ready for Isabel round 2 motherfucker?

It's called a spaghetti plot. This is how they're able to give probabilities for events like this.

Mount Pleasant reporting in. Gonna grab a kayak to paddle down King.

>It's called a spaghetti plot.


FSM planned this?
What offering shall we make to appease him?

kek, good luck

Savannah reporting.

Everyone freaking the fuck out my wife is preparing for the fucking apocalypse lel.

If you're in the east coast and don't live in a literal mud hut or trailer you're going to be fine.

Red sauce and meatballs, maybe?

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Update by the National Hurricane Center about Matthew

Go see

I dony give a fuck what its called. Theres little to no chance one of those lines is wrong. I could do it and im a fucking idiot.

I just am taking note that this Hurricane has been unpredictable

Why so upset Nigel?

weather is difficult to predict accurately

Case in point, this soared into a Category 5

>there will be more haitians coming to here
I can't take this any longer.

>The Clinton Foundation will lead the donation charge.

>AGAIN

Yeah. I see that. Its like me being a bookie and saying "one of these horses is going to win"

Not sure Ameribro. Not sure.

it's so she doesn't get wet.

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