You yanks have it all wrong

Why you use metric for money yet use backwards counting for volume, speed and everything else?

>tfw too intelligent to move decimal points

Because the spirit of American Entrepreneurship demands we count money quickly and efficiently, but we don't give a shit about that scientific stuff.

Now that you've brexited it's time for you to return to the Imperial system m8

English makes it obvious where your calcs went wrong. Metric you have no idea what step might have missed a zero.

Why do you care?

Anyone with 0.5 of a cranium knows we are sticking with the superior metric system.

Once MAGA happens I am sure you will get with the times.

Fuck off with your metric bullshit. If it were so great why isn't there a Metric Clock, shit head?
12 hrs in day, 12 hrs in night, 12 inches in a foot. Eat a dick Euro faggots.

>No arcades anymore, all vending machines are more than a dollar.

Why do we even fucking have them.

12 fingers on a person

>What are big toes?

Why do we buy fuel by the litre but measure economy by miles to the gallon?

Irregardless of your personal opinion, they seem to be doing alright anyway.

I think you know the answer

Humanity fucked up with base 10. We should have been using base 12. It's much better.

This really made me think

So only the children of rednecks can count with their extra digits?

How the hell is dividing something in four "metric"?

Imperial makes it easier to use fractions.

Metric is better suited for using decimals.

So using imperial for daily use and metric for scientific pursuits is optimal.

>fractions (parts)
Are americans really this stupid or os the image bait? I can't tell

our way is easier and more intuitive to eyeball, and we convert to metric when doing science which is better for exact shit.

No, because 10 is divisable by halves only.

12 can be divided by halves quarters and thirds.

>quarters
>metric
What?

Anyhow, I'm about to go for a 21,120' walk, so no need to explain.

This.

Except when you want to drive 20 mph above the speed limit, to get to your local pub to order a pint, on your favorite acre of real estate in the country.

32 furlongs you mean

Because quarter is 25 times one cent and a cent is metric duh dumb finn

My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it.

>metric users have to convert all the time
>imperial doesnt really convert between units
>metric users assume imperial is always converting because they are always having to convert and dont know any better
>metric users criticize imperial for not being as easy to convert

There still arcades unless you live in assfuck Nebraska. They usually use prepaid cards or shit other than coins but still..

Liter is a fucking meme anyway. We should buy fuel by the kilogram.

>not using metric and imperial system interchangeably

provide examples yank

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>the thumb doesn't count because of... Ehhh... Mmm... I LOVE APPLE PIE!

A thumb isn't a finger you retard
It's just a digit

You touch your thumb to the number to count and keep track of it, retard.

>Make a perfectly reasonable explanation
>Fucking burger ruins it with his retarded ramblings
You were already in the clear, why fuck it up?

>Irregardless

You cant buy liquid by weight you fool.

You invented the imperial system britain. It's all your fault.

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sure you can

>1l of water is 1kg

you just have to know the density and then you can convert it

1 kilogram of any liquid is equal to 1 litre

Idiot

>1/4
>metric

There has been a push to go metric for decades.

The truth is baby boomers are now too old and stupid to switch. It's the same reason why America is still mostly monolingual.

Once the boomers die, things will vastly improve.

Nah, it really isn't.

no it's not

fucking idiot

Yes you can and there is a reason if some fields measure fuel by weight rather than by volume.

No it's not, fuel tends to be lighter, things such as oil are denser.

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Is this guy really this retarded or are swedes the new aussies?

I'm dying on the inside here you guys.

Lowkey true

Scandinavian education is an example for all of us

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Shiptar detected.

>Once the boomers die, things will vastly improve.
If you manage to elect Trump and stop the flood of trash from South America, if late millennials stop being shit and if gen Zers turn out not to be zombies.

Well that's an awful lot of ifs I guess.

Having worked both in UK and US as a carpenter I can unequivocally say that
>base 10

Maybe if you bongs actually managed to pick things up from them when you had the chance you'd still be the greatest goyim.

Don't be mad because we're schlomo's favorite.

>Retard detected.
10 can be divided by 5, 2, 1.

don't forget about 10

>Swedish Education

>A brit-flag
>calling american measurement backward

UNDERAGE FAGGOT CONFIRMED

Fuck you, cunt, the UK uses pints, inches, and miles.

I for one, haven't submitted to the KEK that is metric.

IMPERIAL FOR LIFE.

How many stone doth it weigh?

Stop making us look retarded, Anders!

Out of curiosity, how do you express Pi in imperial? Does anyone do that?
Also, reminder that base 12 should be the standard, not 10.

Americans are notoriously dumb

Also, water is wet and Muhammad is a pedo

More news at 11!

it's your system, bong

Because you can divide 12 with 2, 3, 4, and 6 and some ancient people thought that was pretty handy (which it is)

Are you using a proxy or are you just completely retarded? Or just a below average troll?

We have THE most fucked up system out there!

>our measurement is metric but our road/speeds/cars are imperial
>horses and stock are still measured in hands, sold by kilo and the price is in guineas
>you buy milk in a pint or in liters
>you buy petrol in metric but measure efficiency but imperial
>most markets have their produce in both measurement systems because people can't convert it


I'm too lazy to give any more examples, but our entire system is fucked, we use both imperial and metric and there is no sense as to why. Even drug dealers sell coke in grams and weed in ounces. Ask most people their height or weight and they will give it you in imperial.

What do you order at the bar? half a liter of beer? Where does the other 64ml come from?

>horses and stock are still measured in hands, sold by kilo and the price is in guineas
lmao how much guinea's for an average horse?