Have you faggots forgot?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yamal_Peninsula

I heard rumors that the first release will confirm that the hole is infact a hole in the ground.

independent.co.uk/news/science/gas-siberia-underground-earth-bounce-climate-change-siberia-global-warming-a7153486.html

Methane deposits that have been previously trapped in the permafrost.
It is caused by the perma frost melting and the gasses being unable to escape to anywhere, so they create a sinkhole.

>40 million Ruskies are wrong

You're right. Its much more plausible that it was aliens or a wunder weapon.

Looks like a blackhead tbqh phampie

>evacuate 40 million people for 3 days
>looters take literally everything
>economy grinds to a halt for 3 days
>wow it's fucking nothing
>Russia comes back even more crippled than before
Looking forward to it desu senpai

1.6 billion Muslims believe that there is no God but Allah and Muhammad is His messenger

1.6 billion Muslims can't be wrong, can they?

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Ahmed can't imagine a disaster greater than blowing himself up at a soccer game.

>40 mil
>as if anything but the opinion of a few key figures matter in Russia

hes a paid holeshill SAGE ANY HOLE THREADS

I gotta say I'm suprised no ones /x/'d me yet, you googles are all right!

get back to x faggot

Those are methane plume holes

So under siberia and the arctic ocean are monumental amounts of methane locked under the ground/sea floor

Right now because the earth is warming (not claiming man made so calm down retards)
those methane plumes are rupturing to the surface.

The methane plumes in Russia are precursors to the arctic methane plumes

How much methane is in the arctic plume you ask?

50 fucking gigatons
is that alot?

if 50 gigatons was thrown into the atmosphere at once

the sky would turn fucking green then we would all suffocate to death

once the methane had settled in a couple million years and all land life has been destroyed the only way life is getting back onto the earths surface is from deep sea fish adapting to methane and starting out the evolutionary cycle from the fucking PRE CAMBRIAN EXPLOSION.

this shit is the UN's boogeyman
these niggers are terrified of the methane plume
and with good reason

it will cause a global extinction level event

Of course. If it can't be methane, it must be aliens.

Is this newfag's first nuke scare on Cred Forums?

Tell ya what, friend, I live by the coast in the middle of nowhere, chances are I'll be hundreds of miles away from any nukes. If this is the real happening, I'll write "A FUCKING LEAF WAS RIGHT!" On a bit of paper, put it in a bottle and chuck it in the ocean. Hopefully it should reach you within the next decade provided you're not a hideous mutant incapable of reading.

There are 50 gigatons of methane in a plume in the ocean adjacent to the holes you fucking retarded leaf

>ok

stupid scientists, just burn it off

>The National Socialist Aryan civilization living in Agartha has decided to return to the surface world, starying with Putin's Russia.

We dont have the ability to use that much methane

If we tapped it the methane plume would rupture
We cant even drill into that shit without potentially setting that shit off

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Strange Journey when?

methane wont last a million years, maybe a few hundred which is still longer than most land life can tolerate

> few key figures matter in Russia
>key figures matter in Russia
>matter in Russia
>Russia

>implying in's not the same all around the world

Underrated

There was already a thread on pol about this. Some guy claimed to be a scientist working for UN or some shit and said we are all dead in 2-3 years.

>America has underground bunkers that cross the entire country
>only elites and most rich allowed

>Russia holds a drill for a week
>40 million russian civilians allowed

let that sink in (no pun intended)

If that plume does actually go we are fucked

it wont leak out fast
look at any case of a methane plume rupturing and youll always find massive death around the area

Those are collapsed gas pockets you colossal fucking faggot.

If its only for elites and rich why would they be across the country and not all clustered in some remote/safe location?

Limestone is very porous and is known for caving in and forming sinkholes.
t. Virginia resident

Those are from launch tests of the satellite that drops tungsten orbital rods, it doesn't belong to Russia but to the United States black budget military operations, but yes Russia is very aware of its existence.

Presumably in case the elites happen to not be in the area when shit goes down? They do travel you know. And they don't all live in 1 location.

for obvious reasons, also check this out if you want.

youtube.com/watch?v=HVIWWxFCWLM

Isn't that melting ice releasing methane deposits?

Pretty sure that's melting ice revealing some form of pressurised gas deposit, which proceeds to escape, and whatever it was holding up collapses.

>The earth reels like a drunkard, it sways like a hut in the wind; so heavy upon it is the guilt of its rebellion that it falls--never to rise again.

Isaiah 24:20

>sink hole
>the rocks around it come out from it.

always burgers with their intellect.

presuming elites in the know of said bunkers wouldn't also have an early warning system to get there well before anything actually happens.

ITS A GIANT WORM!!!

THEYRE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WORM

siberiantimes.com/ecology/others/news/n0760-arctic-methane-gas-emission-significantly-increased-since-2014-major-new-research/

Clathrate gun fired.

The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.

Mark 11:12-14

J'aime.

>Burger logic

>he doesn't know those are actually the fruits of project Brilliant Pebbles

Those were warning shots off the rooskie's bow.

>gigantic mystery holes they found in Siberia
That's just OP's mum on holiday

At least a refugee won't be raping her in the near future bizarro france

I'm read for this thread.

>50 gigatons of methane
>extinction

What? Earth's atmosphere weighs a billion times that, and methane already exists at 2 parts per million. It needs to get up to 5% atmosphere before it starts choking you.

You would need literally 100,000 times that amount of methane before it'll have an effect.
Granted, 50 Gigatons of Ejecta were released by Krakatoa. We tanked that ez, and a decent amount of that was Sulfur Dioxide.
Know what Sulfur Dioxide does?
It's heavier than air ld is 1 part per thousand, considerably lower than methane.

Wow it's fuckin nothing.

If you wanna turn the atmoshpere green, you'd need Chlorine. 10^15kg of it will do. The Earth does have this much but it's mostly bonded with Sodium.

It doesn't look like a blast area. It looks like a sink hole.

There is one in my town, it swallowed vehicles and tires. We have that same geological composition most areas that have sinkholes have, but most people think the old mines had a lot to do with it.

Nigga thats no sinkhole. How the fuck did the dirt get out a sinkhole?

Research the metal dome of siberia, those holes are after they left the earth.

>metal dome of siberia
spoopy

filenam

Permafrost methane

It's an ancient anti asteroid defense system.

I snapped a pic of OP while I was gangstalking him yesterday.

OP has never seen a cave.

you google you

Dont we have anti-matter weapons??

It's just a methane, bro.

You better not get into this, guys. It's not some serial killer story or even special services archives. You will regret this. You better close this thread and forget about it. I realise that this post will call for additional interest, but i beg you - stop. The rest would not even be found.

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WHAT IS IT IVAN???

Yes, yes, it's global warming, goy, no need to look into the issue.

Looks comfy in there eh.

>metal dome of siberia

lewd

dump dumb animoo faces

If that were in burgerland would it be a "glory" hole?

no

>Giant mysterious holes that lead to the subterranean reaches of Siberia
>Comfy

Stop PMSing, fucking retards. Literally low T beta cucks, Pootin farts and you faint from fear.

SHUT IT DOWN

No seriously, someone could fall in and get hurt :^)

The scale of this pic always fucks with my brain. I know its huge, but it looks like a 2ft wide hole surrounded by short grass and moss.

The LHC is the most efficient antimatter producer we have, and it would take literally billions of years to produce enough antimatter to boil a kettle. Unless somebody has a nxtlvl particle accelerator stashed away, we're decades from antimatter weapons.

I remember a few years back when I warned you fuckers of the Canadian menace. I noticed they were getting edgier and edgier. Now its 2016 and all I see is Canadian shitposts.

Wait, how big is that thing? I thought it was 2 foot wide

Combustion uses oxygen dumbfuck, what do you think will happen to our ability to breath?

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Here's another one

thats pretty much the definition of comfy

It's 260 foot wide

Sometimes a sinkhole is just a sinkhole.

so we're safe

My phobia is extinction events like this, things like asteroids hitting earth or a solar flare destroying the earth or something like that

are you saying scientifically all that methane would effectively be harmless if it escaped

This is a slavic version of a onahole. We have enormous penises.

Nothing to see here leaf.

Reminds me of bomb crater ponds in Vietnam.

so there is a weapon, where basically it uses three frequencies to make a material dissolve, it's electrical based, and tesla "found" it (it's OLD).

It is radio based, and it can dissolve rock, ocean, anything, it's a huge weapon and it can't be seen by the naked eye.

Think electrolosys, but from a distance, but with certain mineral combinations instead.

It sinks entire cities into dust.

Yes.

Be afraid.

2spoopy5me

what a load of bullshit

You are about to feel real stupid there, buddy.
youtube.com/watch?v=0Tfe44v3RpI

It's just sinkholes. No big deal. LOL it's natural. Totally natural occurrences, buddy.
And yes, Russia actually does have extensive small bunker systems for their people instead of mega DUMB cities for the 'elite' as in the USA.

Tesla also discovered time travel and Trump's uncle John Trump uncovered his findings. So no need to worry, Trump has a time machine.

You have a strange definition of comfy, Nigel.

Yamal, Bane of Kings, ancient shadow unbound, with a hunger to swallow the world!

Just a regular gas explosion. My father was there as a heli co-pilot

"It's a hole. Surely it can only be a WMD"

-a retard

we probably have the ets here and make more weapons for us then any other nation.

I thought this hole was really fucking tiny until I saw pic

>this retard thinks where he lives isnt a target

ha... keep dreaming.

russia doesnt have bunkers, it got cities underground which can farm oxygen, food and recicle everything. russia got plasma bombs, they fry brain in 15 minutes without explosion or bright sparks. tested twice in afganistan.

nukes is a meme and outdated.

>I'll write "A FUCKING LEAF WAS RIGHT!" On a bit of paper, put it in a bottle and chuck it in the ocean. Hopefully it should reach you within the next decade provided you're not a hideous mutant incapable of reading.

>words goes tits up in a nuclear holocaust
>user proceeds to shitbottle
never change Cred Forums

>not liking cold and dark

Because the elite wants to have in spacy and cozy.

He is not wrong, there is literally thousands of miles on tunnels under the US and they are all connected. Denver airport is a major hub that isn't even that secret.

Are you surprised? Where the fuck do you think all that deficit spending and trillions of dollars missing from the pentagon budget go? The average american goy is fucked

youtube.com/watch?v=Greso4M4g_w

When has methane not been blamed for every paranormal event?

how deep did the guy say it was? I dont understand sputnik

ok.

sinkholes don't have raised up edges.. the force came from below

theguardian.com/world/2014/nov/12/research-climb-giant-siberian-sinkhole

Life isn't a movie, user.

Outer diameter is 60+ meters. Inner diameter 40m. Fragments from blowout (not "explosion" because explosion means some high temperatures, which crater didn't have even tiniest hint about it) found in ~120 meters diameter.
Also, they couldn't reach bottom with 50 m long rope and estimate it goes to 70+ meters.

Mmm post your Cred Forums /holes/

>Methane Clathrate Gun
These holes are pockets of Methane being released due to the atmosphere changing from. This is some scary shit to be honest, the fact that this is even happening should be alarming for everyone on this planet.
We're about to be part of The Great Dying 2

Don't believe in climate change, I honestly couldn't care less because it's too late anyway. We could have prevented this.

This literally smells like a redshit post.