Not a drill. All telecommunications are being attacked as we speak. Lan lines nationwide having outages

akamai.com/uk/en/solutions/intelligent-platform/visualizing-akamai/real-time-web-monitor.jsp

Its fucking happening.
20% above normal.

shut up and fuck off you dumb hick cuck, it's called "Comcast" and this is standard fucking practice, just fuck off to Walmart for a while and you'll be straight

>why are they so many ignorant cucks on /pol lately.

Kempsville fag here, can confirm

>LAN lines

Is this an attack by The Cyber? I heard that it's a pretty big problem.

ive used up all my 4g data plan. wtf it's real

Pittsburgh is slow as fuck, we've had shitty/non-existant coverage for about two days now

Sporadic outages are a fucking every day occurrence.

Holy shit you are right. Entire states are popping in and out. California, Georgia, New York,.

network engineer here
major outage from Level 3.
Mostly east coast but their circuits span the country

As long as they don't get to the router, we're fine. It's stored in the UN HQ in New York, isn't it?

It's only voice though. Data is still largely ok.

Should I run out an get a pre-built AR-15?

>THEIR TAKIN MUH INTERNETS
>Hes Posting from a working internet conection.

Lolkay

Only if you get one thats milspec. Which means no S&W or Colts. There was another one to avoid but I forgot what it was.

IT worker here. Level 3 reports nationwide outages. Probably nothing

What makes S&W and Colt bad?

Www.downdetector.com

Level3, at&t, Verizon, sprint are all having voice service outages right now.

Business phone service is down nationwide

My office is freaking out

I think the phone system has been sabotoged

Thats what its like in a first would country. LAN parties all the time, even with people in other cities.

Sw and colt are g2g don't listen to this fag. Go to /k/ and post in the AR general thread If you want good info

They are trolling. Colt is the milspec gold standard for M16s and M4s.

downdetector.com/status/level3/map/

zerohedge.com/news/2016-10-04/stocks-slammed-deutsche-dread-lows-amid-total-chaos-vix

Massive cyber attack happening

Blame it on George W. Bush. Leave no child behind. Bullshit. Should have left their stupid asses in the dust!

Hello Normies.

The spike in attack traffic has nothing to do with the release of the source code of the ddos that took Krebs offline. You can trust me.

S&W and Colt both shave their receivers down making them much much less reliable. You can see videos of them exploding. Their bolt carriers are also shaved down and less reliable and neither can be made fully automatic or set up for 3 round bursts.

is this why my fucking modem restarts EVERY GOD DAMN TIME I use VoIP? Fucking chinks.

Hory shidd...

Israhellfag warned of this yesterday!

bbc.com/news/technology-37540732

At least you have operational internet. faggot.

School connection went out

Mine is sporadic but it does that anyway.

What is your upload/download speed?

I'm fine

Big announcement over the intercom lol

You got spyware or someone's stealing your bandwidth.

Actually it's just where I live.

Every internet host we have had has done it to every device.

fucking russian hackers

youtube.com/watch?v=khq_DyVmO-g

>LAN line
Fuck dude. I was going to have a counter strike party

Y'all realize earths been getting bombarded by super solar winds from the sun over the last few days right? This was expected.

2000 long ethernet cables are the future

:')

>americans can't have internets

Hahahahah

Aahhh you fat fucks, ahahaha

stop attacking my roach infrastructure, you bastard americans

the more bushpeople without internet the better

mate

American slobby bob, hope the chinks keep this up so you can't watch that HD furry porn no more.

This is right now

Look at these pathetic cucks with their tiny internet speeds.

Northern/Eastern Europe internet master race, please ridule those cucks. I know Estonians have even faster internet than we do in Russia.

Probably the UN installing backdoors in all the primary backbone servers.

I've had a connection issue for a couple days,

Switching my DNS to google's has helped a lot,

My ISP told me they are experiencing "noise in the line" and it's an open ticket.

Hope this helps, I'm an hour away from Toronto.

Interesting I'm noticing an outage for some people.

>September 16
>Right now

I envy your internet.

>7.7% below normal

solar wind is a hoax desu, how does the sun (made of light) create wind (made of air)? its like you don't even try.

wtf I love hillary now

>Same upload speed as download speed

You're one of those cucks who seeds his torrents?

Look how its almost exclusively NATO countries (except for that bumfuck spot in Russia).

please be bait

>living in first world countries
>not having at least 50Mb of download speed

Wew

It fag here too.
At office and reading chats like.

...

Well then you explain how a ball of light can create wind

pro-tip: you cant

CTR really trying to bait the happen-fags today. What's Clinton done this time?

The sun is made out of super heated plasma not light you fucking retards.

>he thinks light can generate a physical force

MADMAN

>ridicule
fix

Also, asymmetric download/upload is a sign of cuck-tier internet service such as ADSL or cable.

At least my latency is not ADSL cuckoldry tier. I have lower latency to Swede cucks than you to your closest server. :^)

>Not having FIOS
kys, cavemen.

THERE'S AN AT&T VAN RIGHT OUTSIDE MY APARTMENT

HELP

Why can't you look at the sun? It's too bright. Bright == light. Plasma != light. It's simple math really.

>american education
Do you realise that sun is alive like everything else in our universe? Well, it can fart too, you know.

pics or it didn't happen

Welcome to the begin

Partyvan

For some reason, other than Japan and Benelux countries, almost all of 1st world countries have shit tier internet. You literally can get 1Gbps fiber here in Western Russia in shit tier small town for the wooping price of 30USD a month.

I pay 9USD for 100/100Mbps fiber. Honestly, I just don't see the need in anything above right now. I could easily upgrade to 150/150Mbps for 15USD, but can't be fucked.

Same situation with most eastern Europe countries. Gypsies in Romania can easily get 1Gbps fiber in the middle of nowhere.

All the websites are down m8

If I wake up and the news is going crazy, I wish everyone a lovely day.

Plasma is a psychical state of mater.
Light is produced from psychical states of matter.
Plasma, being a psychical thing, can affect other psychical things. Mostly through radiation.
So when plasma has its burst state, it releases waves of radioactive energy in a wave, sometimes referred to a "wind". Due to it behaving like one.
I see no one when't to fucking school.

No we are not its business as usual
t. Telecommunications tech who is currently in the field

Jesus, it's a giant fusion bomb self contained in its own gravity. We are lucky solar winds and flares are our major concerns.

You grew up in Alabama didnt you?

ok, that is weird...

Do you not pay attention in plant class? The process of tree pollinization is what creates wind. Watch a video of a fern distributing seeds. It flings them out with its leaves. Now fling your arms around. Feel that? It's wind. So when a plant flails around it creates wind. Last time I checked, the sun didn't have limbs.

The difference is that $9 in Russia can get you a decent 2 bedroom apartment in St. Petersburg.

Here in Scandinavia it's barelly enough for a pack of gum.

but our govt is representative--obama was elected by a substantial majority particularly in 2012.

at least, representative of portions of the country that arent backwards shitholes. if only it were possible to ship most of the bible belt over to syria as well, then you kids can see how much you enjoy playing "soldiers" with your assault weapons.

conservacuck holocaust when?

Countries like mine lower their Internet speeds so they can sell it for way more. Maybe our large geographical location causes issues for distance but that really shouldn't be an issue.

Jews lower speeds so everyone has to pay top dollar for shut. Then a year later speeds 10 mbps come out so they can charge even more.

How about you get some real internet

WHAT THE FUCK

>went from telecommunication to fucking plants
this is Cred Forums-tier derailment

Lol it's not, not even for a night, what are you talking about?

I live outside Moscow with 40 minute commute, even here apartment cost ~351USD a month, that is just single room apartment, ~35m^2.

It's more expensive than that in Moscow or St. Petersburg.

Telecommunicationsfag here. There have been some weird things happing today but it seems fine now.

ITT: triggered Australians

EYYYY 757 REPRESENT

I miss home :(

You're legitimately retarded. Its amazing.

It was a joke, ruskiebro. Relax.

what a shit thread

kys my man

It's all back up. It looks like Level3 had part of their backbone go down. Nothing to see here

puck.nether.net/pipermail/outages/2016-October/thread.html#9610

thats pretty sweet mate, i get 120 down 20 up, household of 3 and i dont think i ever managed to saturate it, do you actually use that amount of bandwidth?

Business connection or he is on 1Gbps fiber.

Anyway, no point in 1Gbps right now. As I said, I could easily get 1Gbps fiber, and not even cucked one, proper 900/900Mbps+ download and upload for ~30USD, but there is just no content that requires even more than 50Mbps.

4k streams are like 40Mbps tops. I would rather pay 9USD for 100/100Mbps and save some shekels.

Not to mention that at night the sun can't produce those winds anyway.

People living where it's night are also being effected by the outages. Thus this cannot be a product of the sun.

Well, ICANN just transferred out of US control a few days ago.

... It's not wind the name is a metaphor. It's radiation which interacts with earths magnetic field I think

You realize solar radiation, bounces around and through our atmosphere right? Therefore pretty much covering the whole of the planet.

You do realize he is just playing dumb? Either that, or burger education is africa literacy tier.

Internet outages in the US? WOAH BIG SURPRISE

This is an everyday thing with the telecom companies fucking their customers royally. Also has a lot to do with dated infrastructure.

Sad!

Lol.
This guy thinks plants consume magnets.

Then how come we all dont have cancer and 3 arms?
Checkmate, sun worshiper.

How's that upload speed treating you

Radiation is just harsher wind

>Posting university network speeds
>Goes back to being a cuck for Comcast every day
>Enjoys his 20Mbps home "ultra-fast" broadband
>Enjoys generous 500Gb data caps

Nice one, burger.

>upload speed
>paying more to be a literal cuck

My upload speed means shit, because I download shit fast as fuck because of cucks like you.

I think 90% of Russian ISPs provide symetrical speed.

You literally get fast upload for "free", as there is no option to opt out, other than signing up for ADSL out of spite.

You fucking retard it's from trees sneezing

Americans don't really have broadband data caps like Euros do. Only on our phones. We can successfully sue businesses that even throttle our broadband if we discover it.

>Things that are not true

So you sayin', you have unlimited bandwidth and best internet n' shiet?

bump

Level3 is having an outage, the obviously means that TRUMP=BTFO!!!
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Going to the store. When I get back the world better be burning faggots.