Brit/pol/ - IT'S HAPPENING edition

>You grew up believing war in Europe was a thing of the past
>There will be war in Europe well within our lifetimes

>china buys tea from britain

Neo-opium wars when?

>went on Erasmus but then voted Leave the next year

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The question is, user... between whom?

Why are you in Holland?

Is it for the weed?

Well yeah- it's also funny as fuck though when we profit while cucking the rest of the world

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Small correction lad, wars.

Who here /vip/?

>I had a premonition dream a month ago about seeing this meme again and then saving it
>I just did

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It was difficult, but I just accepted that free will is not real, and is just an illusion.

Or, I guess I should say, that it has now come to the moment in time that the inevitable wiring and synapses in my brain come to the opinion that there is no freedom of the will, as determined ever since the beginning of the universe.

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That was so devilish

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-British_sentiment

>Cucks actually paying for a Cred Forums meme pass

Enjoy your little private board, cucks.

What should I eat for supper, a frozen pizza from Tesco or a ribeye steak from Morrisons?

I never fully got this at the end of the day

most of the high-level leave vote areas were 60/40 leave, so the postal votes shouldn't have looked especially shocking

No you haven't. You will live your life as if you had free will and decide to push it to the back of your mind because the fact is that it's so inconvenient, even if true, that nobody believes it.

Someone might write a meme book telling everyone how smart they are for knowing something that 'heh, trumps all your silly little beliefs;, but at the end of the day they'll go home and feel smug about themselves.

Lucky Charms

>"cucks"
>not having 4chpass

hallo reddit

steak lad, pizza is for poofs.

>Sorted by Pos-Neg
>Pos-Neg
POZ
MY
NEG
HOLE

PLEAAAASEEEE

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There is nothing comfier than warm Waitrose All Butter Mince Pies with vanilla ice cream prove me wrong.

>france likes us more than ourselves

they thought their propaganda was working, that was the first inkling something was wrong, then IDS came out with the high council estate turnout and they flipped out.

Lad its October, way to early for mince pies.

>bitter paknuts

>take over the world
>rule it
>your ex-colonies still have positive feelings about you

But your department stores have been playing Christmas music for a month already. Of course it's time for mince pies now.

But... But I eat them every day.

Even the shit ones from Morrisons.

Could someone please explain some of those to me?

>Yanks, Canucks, and Aussies love us (obviously)
>So does Ghana and Kenya (wtf?)
>And SOUTH KOREA?! (pic related, maybe I could get a qt Korean gf)

>Spaintards hate us more than Pakis (kek)
>Kikes, Japs, and Ruskies just don't give a fuck

Lads. What kind of bollocks is good for a retail CV.

Apart from interpersonal skills.

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They're still a bit bitter from that whole Francis Drake affair a while, I keep saying they will get over it but alas I guess not.

Teamwork, Time Management and maybe say something about Leadership.

>tfw your parents hate you so much they moved in with my uncle and left the house to just me to get away from me
if my mum didn't bring shopping every two weeks I'd probably starve

Ghana and Kenya used to be colonies and despite what the media tells you most former colonies liked Britain because it wasn't as shit as self-rule. East asians like us because le quintessential gentleman thing. Spaniards hate us because of gibraltar, pakis who the fuck knows, maybe partition?

Who else /goodmoodbutnoreasontobe/ here?

Was pretty depressed 2 days ago but now I'm energised desu.

Lads, it's evident that the current penalties for employing illegal workers aren't enough, because businesses keep doing it. When are you going to raise them, say to the largest of 20% of the company's revenue and £50k per worker?

It's also evident that some property owners are housing people who do not have the right to live in the UK, who entered illegally or have overstayed. When are you going to start punishing them?

Furthermore, when are you going to remove the incentive that illegals have to destroy their passports, by indefinitely imprisoning any illegal who cannot or will not produce their passport? You could repurpose an island in northern Scotland for this, or maybe send them to SGSSI.

Based Ghana offered us a free trade deal the day after Brexit.

You that lad posting at 2am today?

I had one of those perfect days 2 days ago, was comfy.

That can't have worked

The passport thing is a UN thing. Which means it's an American thing.

>can't make people stateless
>have to protect stateless people

>What kind of bollocks is good for a retail CV

WRITE ABOUT HOW YOU PARTICIPATE N LGBT GROUPS OR SOME SHIT.

THEY'LL HAVE TO HIRE YOU.

YOU HAVE TO MAKE NOT HIRING YOU SEEM LIKE A LIABILITY.

Spainiards hate Brits because of our tourists and the whole Gibraltar thing

Yeah probably. Always up at comfy hours.

It's at a local jewellery store
Locals around here aren't concerned with bollocks like that

Good. We are everything they tried to be.

They'd be protected. I understand your prisons are very civilized compared to most other countries'. Surely that doesn't mean they have to be given the right to move freely around the UK, though?

Even so: if they've destroyed their passport, then they aren't stateless, they're just trying to avoid deportation by stopping the UK authorities from discovering their nationality and therefore knowing where to deport them to.

Time to get /perfidous/ and drink tea

We've also BTFO'd them at every opportunity we get.

Jeez I got an instaboner from that lass in the background. Lads, I think I have a problem.

Nothing wrong about a chav slag fetish m8

This never fails to make me smile.

>wikipedia

fuck may and fuck white people too

>you will never have a QT based bird like this

news.sky.com/video/the-point-wolf-whistling-not-a-hate-crime-10597617

>theguardian.com/business/2016/oct/04/britain-fastest-growing-g7-economy-imf-international-monetary-fund-brexit-vote

REEEE NO NO NO! THE EXPERTS ARE GETTING IT WRONG!

>fuck white people too
its the sa shitposter back. sage

Fuck you and your backward country. Our Lord and saviour, Theresa Bae is bringing Britain back from the brink, cunt.

GOOD MORNING

Did this faggot actually kill himself or like very other spineless google loving retarded faggot, backed off when it actually came to doing something.

>a world exists where Portugal wasn't destroyed by earthquakes and tidal waves
>Britain, Portugal and maybe the Dutch and Danes run around the planet broing it up and forever cucking Spain, France and Germany out of being relevant.
>ywn live in this world
Feels bad man.

t. Rainbow nation

Why is government so banal?

Where are the debates about the scope of government? Of its limit? Of its theoretical nature? Of liberty, freedom and individual responsibility?

All we have these days is "feminism" and "diversity" that predominate proceedings. It is sickening.

who /nogf/ here

Guys we need a nickname for us may supporters.
All I can think of are these slogans
>#everydayismayday
>#ready4mayhem

Yeah. No longer care.

No he's too much of a pussy, he just cried like a little bitch, then his mum heard and bought him some more dresses to stop his whining.

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>It's also evident that some property owners are housing people who do not have the right to live in the UK, who entered illegally or have overstayed. When are you going to start punishing them?
Landlords have to check the immigration status of those they house under new law but who knows what that means in practise.

#playwithmay

May's Men
Dank may mays
Gay for may

Muslims and kufar.

I got dubs twice

watch me meme now watch me may may

This election is turning Cred Forums into a fucking mess. At least we still have brit/pol/

>supporting May

it's fine to shitpost lad but at the most you should be cautiously optimistic

Remember what Morality says, conservatives say conservative things and do leftists things

#maymissile

Theresa Geezers.

Or Theresa's Geezers.

I'm happy with her so far and will continue to be until she does something I don't like as i'm a normal person.
If you don't support whoever is in charge that you voted for then why vote?

I don't know whether to be disgusted or aroused at the fact that a pair of leggings without a skirt is now acceptable dress for women.

I like #ready4Mayhem. Which ever one is picked, people on here who use Twitter should spread it on there too.

>voting conservative

>we need to get rid of the NHS and go the way of America

>voting for a dead party

I get the feeling we're in for 4 years of triggering

Are you even British?

Has anyone figured out how to filter those dick heads with clovers yet?

yep. hard to imagine it happening any time soon, just never seems to be a right time. Might not even be in the country in a few months.

Never wanted one desu.

Have zero desire to love and am going to spend my whole life by myself and extra comfy.

Yes.

This. Conservatives have been known to say conservative things and then do the opposite. I trust May to actually ensure a British exit, but that's all. Be cautious.

twitter.com/LeaveEUOfficial/status/783274479807901696

this desu

I've drank a litre of vodka so far lads.

Need to go to the shop for more but still anxious.

This place has been ruined too.

It's very indecent and much too revealing. Britain was a far superior country when people dressed sensibly.

Women should be arrested for wearing such distractful clothing, especially in mixed gender schools. Absolutely haram.

ease off and get some beers instead
being stumbling drunk isn't cool or nice

>I've drank a litre of vodka so far lads.

Guys, when are we start going to memeing LibertyGB into power?
youtube.com/watch?v=t2kKnzW4d8w
They are for bring back British culture, pride and identity, against immigration, for THORIUM reactors, want to protect the countryside, have more white British baby's and are against islamification and rape gangs.

>litre

Bullshit you wouldn't even be able to type

>ease off and get some beers instead

Beer is faggy and makes you tired.

Drinking a can of strong cider before I go though.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Whenever they touch each other I reckon a refugee dies from the memetic space-time convergence

Yes m80. High Peak, Derbyshire

I think its in our DNA to hate the spanish and for the spanish to hate us

Nope

>beer is faggy
Get out

I just went and got 10 Kronenbourg... best choice ever at 5pm on a Tuesday.
It's worth the effort geez, go forth and acquire dat ting.

Hops has estrogen.

Who /wheat beer/ here?

>Trump pointing at Nigel.

Waitrose pork and apple sausage roll, with one of their HUGE emmental and ham baguettes.

Lovley.

Aye a fridge pack of Kronenbourg is a good deal.

>obligatoryhavegfpost
I mean I only bring it up with posts like yours.

And? You know it wont make your lil willy vanish right?
I bet you don't even lift or do manual labour

Maybe he weighs 400lbs.

>George Takei is going to be on the One Show in a bit.

What's the chance of him talking about Donald Trump and Brexit?

>"I rememberrrrrr when I was in the internnnnnnment camps. And I cannot believeeeeeeee that rraacism is coming back."

i think the main issue is he is drinking on a tuesday.

Are right-wing politicians retarded? Why do they keep making all these new parties and splitting the vote?

Shame they've nothing to offer.

Beer is cucked, get some liquor down your neck like a real man.

chink fucking shit

REE GET OUT NORMIE

Rude. Whisky then?

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no

Every nationalist must stick with UKIP until it completely collapses (probably due to Duncan) and then be ready to pick up the flag.

I drink red wine and bitter because i'm patrish

twitter.com/LeaveEUOfficial

>Arron Banks met with Trump

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

Why can't Brits hold their liquor?

>be working in London for a few years
>company organizes a night out at a pub one night
>be drinking vodka with a Polish guy
>must have gotten through at least a dozen each
>the rest of the office has long since fucked off home or is incoherent and struggling to stand up, sipping their beer as slowly as possible
>Polish guy and I are still arguing good-naturedly about something or other

>If you don't goy up for jewt/hiroshijew then you're reddit

>London
>Brits

The people have had enough

Do you guys actually do your main shops at Waitrose?
Didn't realise we where entertaining royalty.

Trump's going to start funding UKIP

>drinks 12 shots
>thinks that makes him a big man
>try going out in wales m8

What are you doing with the pound, lads?

>dat nostalgia
Which show was that car in?

You think that's something? When I was a nipper I was downing 36 every Friday and Saturday.

FUCKING GOYIM YOU WERENT MEANT TO MAKE YOUR ECONOMY BETTER

Brum.

B R U M
R
U
M

>meanwhile, the FTSE makes record gains

If inflation had a dick, Mark Carney would suck it as would all other first world central bankers.

Lads is Karen hentai haram?

Thanks lads.

Pasties at Greggs.

Fuck it. It's too high.

We had to call a taxi at 7:30 for the one welsh guy at the company, he'd had a bit too much.

I can handle about 30 desu.

Nah man, the Co-op near my work got taken over.

I resisted them for ages, but at the end of the day, they're the closest place to my work.

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London is fucked.

Sure you did

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>FTSE broke the 7000 mark
>Feelsgoodman.jpeg

Welcome to neo-Cred Forums. Blame the Fappening, GamerGate, Cred Forumsharbour, /r/The_Donald, etc.

That's nothing. When I was young, I downed vodka by the bottle, from my bottle.

Fuck me harder exports-san

Takei is okay in my book. I remember reading on his blog that he's a legit Anglophile, and not a false one like a Yank Sherlock fangirl. He actually likes British food and shit.

Crashing it with NO SURVIVORS.

Pre decimal coins here we come!

>brexit caused so much butthurt leftards will still be salty for years to come

feel pretty good lads now we need trump to win for the wombocombo

>freefall

Thought of another one
>i'm may's mate

>tfw unironically benefiting from this as i get paid in USD

Oh yeah, my mams tits leaked brandy mate.

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Don't know whether this is just le brown sky news man being retarded or whether this is a backtrack

Why would you name your kid 'Islam'?

Lad I'm far from normie, you NEETs really put having a gf way too high on the normie scale

>His mum's tits didn't leak absinthe

It's as British as ham and eggs mate.

Everyone in Bradford is called it.

>he didn't grow up drinking rocket fuel

who do you work for

What was his endgame?

When are you guys going to remove the EU influence from your language? You've got all those words from Latin and Greek.

NOTHING

I was pickled in turps in the womb though.

youtube

>His mum didn't down gasoline whilst he was in the womb

>tfw nearly drank a bottle of poppers once when stoned
>stoner m8 smashed it out of my hand

oh no
that Americanisation
kill me

Do MK Ultra zombies have endgames?

Lets all sniff """gasoline"""

Actually ancient rome and greece predate the European Union

Are you against British culture ahmed?

anglish.wikia.com/wiki/Main_leaf

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Your mum got angloed.

When we leave the EU. So never

Oh boy, more interesting political discussion from Brit/pol/!

BBC did a video on Mosley

youtu.be/qq-uEITT5lc

She had an Anglo bangoe!

Eh? Eh!??

When are you?

If you go to cable street now there's a mural on the wall of the tower hamlets council building depicting the "battle" of cable street

The signs on the council building are written in Bengali.

Just from the title I can tell it's going to be garbage. The battle of Cable Street was started by East London Jews. Most of the actual English people in London supported Mosley.

>admired hitler
No he didn't
>rallies ended in violence
and who caused that?
>the battle of cable street broke out
and who caused this?
>fascism faded and britain moved to war
is this supposed to be a good thing?

If you look on You-Tube here is a link somewhere to the full series, it's quite interesting.

twitter.com/charlielindlar/status/783247334188736512

RULE BRITANNIA
BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES

youtu.be/eEaT4mDRjrs
Hungry anyone?

we will march back into East london, establish a nationalist base there and move forward to westminster!

Oh god ahahahahahaha

RULE THE WAVES SPAZMOD

REEEEEEEE

that sort of shit affects the ((merchant)) banks so I don't care that much. As long as we don't hit Zimbabwe levels of value I'm cool

Gotta be honest lads I don't really dislike Obama. I don't have an opinion of him one way or the other, he's just going to become another footnote imo.

Reminds me of this video . . . .Nick Griffin making a stew: youtube.com/watch?v=K8_HThEYP2o

Nice and /comfy/.

>tfw one of my great grand parents was a black shirt
And here I am posting cartoon frogs on the internet

Anyone else remember the great leddit triggering when we completely shat up /r/ukpolitics

>tfw when translating phrases like "British boyfriend" and "I love Britain" into Japanese and then googling it

This isn't weird, r-right?

He's a very likeable person.

theguardian.com/politics/2016/oct/04/david-davis-if-brexit-goes-wrong-leave-campaigners?CMP=twt_gu

>tfw all our own fault, even the sensible ones that voted remain

Funny how we get shown clips of the 20th century fascists and told that somehow these people represent more danger to us than islamic extremists, african and european migrants and fleeing criminals.

>these people represent more danger to us
and who is "us" to represent a danger to?

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Isn't it the anniversary of the great fashbash of cable street? Great stuff, get fucked Mosley

Don't know what you mean m8

Nips creep me out, I would never date one.

Google quota for military?
>inb4 operation human shield
>inb4 operation get behind the darkies

You'll be getting deported soon

>In that new Infowars video of Obama in Africa his brother wears a shirt with Union Jacks on it

TSSUUUU!

>She's actually doing it

Full Fat Brexit.

Lads it's six fucking bong, get out of bed, or if you're out of bed already get into bed. You should be ashamed of yourselves with your current positions relative to your beds.

He means the jew!

How does it feel to live in a country with so much hope left?

Tell me Brits.

TIL Obama has 8 siblings

Lads, do you not realise that everything you buy will be 15% more expensive?

Fuck you. Country fucked.

>implying there's much of it
>tfw no coherent nationalist speaker anywhere

Morning dew?

Not gonna happen. If people refuse to pay 15% more, then stores won't be able to raise prices by 15%.

Even so, buy British.

Literally like this

We sympathize with you aryan bro

>tfw one of my great grand parents was a black and tan

But we'll send em back!!!

Unless we want to remain in the single market to keep the economy alright, in which case free movement of people is non-negotiable.

But we sure showed them!!1

Not freddos or Space raiders

>still being this butthurt over brexit
Embrace it.

Don't care. Rather be poor and free than rich and a slave.

Buy british mate

Calm down lad nobody cares about the economy.

the next war will be a civil war, but it will be along cultural/religious lines.

What a time to be alive!

poor?

Would rather eat grass than import more shitskins (sikhs are okay though)

Fuck the queen. Ireland for the irish

Stay mad normalfag. Wagecucks btfo again

>tfw no britpol bf/gf to go walking, cuddle and debate with

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Remember to sell all you £s now and buy them back when article 50 is triggered for free money

there's something about bobbed hair that makes me want to fuck the living daylight out of the girl.

Ah the clickbaiting has contamined this board too.

Porta potties get money pissed and sharted into them but what use is that when you have no dignity left

Better paying 15% more for your sovereignity than having cheaper prices but being stuck in jail for daring to speak up to Jamal.

Has anyone of you seen an Adder snake or know a good area in England to find one in the wild?

I don't want to keep one as a pet or anything like that.

>even Pakistan and India like us more than dislike
Best colonizers in the world confirmed?

They smell funny.

Cannock Chase has them I believe

They are not common.

This isn't Reddit or Imgur laddo.

Anglos built the city in the first place. Ireland's ruling class has been mostly English since the middle ages.

>Cannock Chase
Really? That's good, I have family in Tamworth.

I know but they exist and I want to see one/take a few pictures of it in the wild.

Truly our greatest ally.

Drinking a nice Darjeeling I got as a present

Don't try arguing with them. You're only wasting your own time. They won't listen to reason.

I've seen a dead one before, and I've seen a grass snake.

Totally factual and unbiased : ^ )

Fuck the (((ruling class)))
peasant revolt nao!

>24
>Suddenly want to learn Nipponese since i want to go there in 2020 be able to read my mangos in original language
I'm in for at least 3 years aren't i lads?

wut?...

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You can find them in Somerset, when I was younger I saw a few on the Mendip hills, they aren't that common though, I have seen loads more Grass snakes than adders. I think they have them on Exmoor too but I have never seen one there.

I'm anti-British in the sense that I don't really like being called 'British'. I'm an Englishman.

The 25% of England that isn't English and Scotland

Dartmoor in the summer. Wistmans wood is allegedly crawling with them.

You can find them in rough countryside and moorlands, especially on the edge of woodlands. They begin to hibernate around this time of year though.

>Buying into BRITISH IDENTITY IS FOR MULTICULTERS meme
Top cuck

We'll save you yet

>EU flag in the middle
delet this before I go mental

It's true tho. 'British' is what people call themselves when they're not ethnically english, welsh or scottish

Cool, thanks for your replies, noted down some of the areas, I will have a look next summer, just want to get some pictures of them, I quite like snakes. I've already seen a grass snake but it's the Adder that I'm yet to see, then I want to trek around other countries and take some pictures of snakes there.

God I sound like a right sad act, no I just like them, I used to own a Corn snake but she died so I'm a bit sad.

My sides died looking at it. And wtf is this new captcha where you have to click one side of the screen then click another and it forms a line?

>Welshman "I'm welsh"
>Scotsman "I'm Scottish"
>Englishman "I'm not racist, i'm British"

Lads, where do we go when Cred Forums dies?

>he forgets northern ireland is in the union

I remember reports of Adders being seen in Dartford Heath. Never seen one myself though.

Yeah but 'northern irish' isn't an ethnicity

>Not voting Conservative
Who else is there lad, best of the worst I say.
>Ib4 UKIP
No chance of getting into power, especially now Nige is gone.

Adders tend to sunbath, so the other user might be right in saying that they could be hard to spot now, due to hibernation.

And everytime I have seen one, they are just lying idle in the sun. Having said that, I have only seen two and that was on the Mendip Hills in Somerset between Cheddar and Priddy but I have seen dozens of Grass Snakes.

Oy vey goyim! Don't give in to the populists! Those CEOs need their bonuses, ya know!

theguardian.com/business/2016/oct/04/britain-fastest-growing-g7-economy-imf-international-monetary-fund-brexit-vote#comments
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA REMAINIACS BTFO

Is this how the party of Clement Attlee dies???

Good luck lad. The trouble with Adders is whenever they sense people nearby they will more often than not scuttle off into the undergrowth. Really shy creatures. Having said that, when I was a boy I once saw an Adder basking in the sun by a footpath and wasn't too bothered about people walking past.

Onto the streets

He clearly has to be talking about that picture of the queen mate, whod go for a chav slag over queenie?

Yup, its splitting the rights votes and letting the left in in a lot of constituencies. As long as May stays to the right on brexit i am voting tory.

I would totalllly be up for fucking may, not sure what it is but something about her gets my juices flowing.

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He's largely responsible for the migration crisis and the rise of ISIS. He's just as bad, if not worse than George Bush.

Maysies.

How old are you?

Will have to tip toe and hope to get lucky, failing that I could try the zoo although it's just not the same as snapping one in the wild.

Noice

Have we agreed on a loyalist name for our new lord and saviour, Theresa Bae?

MUMMY

NEW

Cleeseposters OUT

Not far from where I live is a small stream that teams with Kingfishers . . .. there are normally loads of photographers scattered around trying to get shots of these birds with all sorts of lenses.

A guy I used to work with had some some great pictures of Badgers . . . .he used to bait them with Sugar Puffs . . .I kid you not!

glorious!

Sugar puffs are fucking delicious though, those Badgers have taste! Hah, I have a good camera and a few laptops but it starts getting expensive when you want to set up a motion sensor system and leave it overnight in the hopes of capturing what you want, you have no real promise of getting what you want.

Based UK please buy us

So it seems like nothing bad came from voting leave at all, except some salty Remainers.

Saw a kingfisherf for the first time ever on sunday