Canada or Brazil

>brbrbr
>brasil best in world
>we even managed to fuck up surfing by sending in Mineirinho and Toledo

>Implying it's hard to get an RPAL

That rifle, the Alberta Tactical Modern Hunter, is a non-restricted rifle (Easiest non-antique firearm class to acquire). It's basically like if the AR-10B and FAL had a baby. There's also a 5.56x45 version called the Modern Varminter.

Canada. For the same reason I would never emigrate to Somalia. My nation, one of the smallest and poorest of europe, is a fucking paradise compared to Brazil lol.

>.380 max for civvies
Wow, we're that much better.

The hilarious part is that the only prohibited pistol calibers are .25 and .32...

>I'm sorry, user. That mousegun is entirely too weak. Banned.

>Oh, you made a .50 BMG pistol? Go nuts.

FIRST WORLD
IN 1 OR 2 DECADES

Ignore Brazilians that post like that, we have a term for them, it's Ufanistas:
>Ufanism, from the Portuguese "ufanismo", is a form of jingoism, jactancy, an excessive pride, a sense of boasting or self-vangloriation of a country, an excessive exaltation of its qualities, most of times because of misinformed patriotism. Ufanists generally exceed their compliments to the point of creating a distant view of reality. In the case of Brazil (and mainly of North Korea), ufanism is the attitude of the general population, or of certain groups, highlighting in an exaggerated form the potential and achievements of the country, its beauty and natural wealth, and the hospitality or qualities of its people -- minimizing or ignoring the problems, the poverty and the technological backwardness. The common use in Portuguese comes from the book "Porque Me Ufano do Meu País" ("Why I Am Proud Of My Country"), by Count Afonso Celso. The adjective "ufano" comes from Spanish and means a group boasting arrogantly to himself extraordinary merits.
These people are clinically insane and deserve to be ignored.

Canada. Reminds me, I should go to the peace garden and have a few drinks with them

>this is a Canadian man

We have those, as well. Though they typically know so little about Canadian heritage that the only things they can think to boast of are things that are different from the US regardless of how good they are. See: Health care and gun control.

>make .50 bmg pistol
>google invades my home
>shoot
>break my wrist
>kill my dog
>hits my car and ruins engine block
>kill my neighbor
>nignog shoots me with a well placed .22
>bleed out before help arrives

is....she pouring pureza on herself?

A brazilian in canada becomes a king

A canadian in brazil is just a cuck

Pouring what? That's guaraná m8.

ty user now I will be able to hone my brazzo abuse into more concise shitposting. For the record I've met enough decent Brazilians to counteract the shit ones.

You're kidding yourself, mate, we will be puppets for lefties for much longer.

France

>nignog shoots me with a well placed .22
>niggers
>hitting anything

Get real m8

I like Brazil. Yeah, it's full of blacks and infested with crime in major cities, but at least it's not making a concentrated effort to import problems from around the world.

Yes we can you literal ape.

tfw no Australians awake to invade this thread and abuse brazzos.

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never understimate the power that hues have to fuck shit up. There not a thing hue-proof across all of the multiverses.

>being compared to a fucking leaf.
>we're all brown when autumn comes :3

thats like calling coca cola pepsi but ok, its the same kind of thing.
what happened is that a truck full of guarana crashed and there was guarana everywhere so these '''''''''people''''''''''''' stole it

What the hell is that for question? OFC Canada is better Brazil is a nigga hellhole.

why is heuzil so black i taught you guy where metistos?

The majority of people who are mixed are black + white and minor native brazilian

Canada

>shitty weather and chinks vs glorious weather and mulatas
This is a tough decision to make.

>country which will turn into brazil
>brazil which MIGHT turn into a country
Hard to decide.

there is only pureza in Santa Catarina

My only wish is that we had your gun laws.

Is pic huehuehue br invasion in real life?

Ehhhh.

They are definitely better off than either of our nations in that regard, but there are a lot of really fucked up things there, too.

Really? I thought you guys came up here for free sex changes and then go back to Brazil to make tranny porn.

Beggars can't be choosers.

brazil, fuck china 2

This is the correct answer. The rest of you take note.

>Implying anyone gives a shit.

Literally everyone in my neighboorhood own at least one illegal gun.