Hmmm

Jesus christ.

Why the fuck do they shave their assholes

You're a pussy and a prude. You're no fun at parties and you never get laid.

>Grown up people talking about politics
Apparently Cred Forums is bad.

White app

Why does Gavin's ass look so weird?

Gavin?

Wait.... what kind of dirty sack of skid marks doesn't shave their ass.

People can't have showers after every bowel movement. And if you shave your disgusting poop catching butt hair, it really adds a piece of mind that you simply can't get with baby wipes alone.

They blurred out the anus...or he bleaches his

How do you cope with the itchiness?
I've shaved my ass once. Never again. Never.

>can't wipe his own ass

Canada

Get some fiber man.

more proof Canada is full of filthy meth addicts.

no he's a tranny

If you get shit in your hairs whiling taking a dump, you are obviously shitting your pants..

Fucking leafs man..

I'm glad you assed. After shaving your butthole you must quench the area with 99% rubbing alcohol. Remember to quench the scrotum as well! Do this simple trick and you will never have to worry about after shave itch again.

I get fatal levels of swamp ass if I shave my ass crack.

Why do they shave their ass exactly ?

>american intellectuals

Welcome to 2016!

Well... I'm glad you assed.

I would have never thought in a million years I would see coppercabs butthole

Wtf is this faggotry? lool

>First thing that comes to mind:
>Megyn Kelly pulling out this on Fox News loool

damn that's a nice looking asshole

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nah man, it only feels like it because shaving your ass actually allows for sweat to evaporate from the area. Hence the cool feeling a freshly shaved butt hole.

Hairy butts are the real swamp ass.

>rebel media

This

Thats TACS you pleb

What kind of a woolly scoundrel are you?

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asking the right questions, i buzz it...butt its sloppy

>Tudeaus regime

Im losing so hard here...

Yee, I buzz it too.
Ass hair is annoying as fuk when Jamal tries to finger you

>he doesn't have a Yeti hiding in his crack
Low-t tbqh

Lets just say that if I didn't shave my ass and ball hair... I would have to manually part it with my hands before I took a shit. Otherwise not only would it touch the water of the toilet bowl, but not much poop would get passed the web of butt hair.

Poo infested ingrown hair follicle

Be prepared for really itchy ass crack for the next week while the hair grows out again

He puts a lot of stuff in there.
Clearly a faggot ass

Get the fuck out of here with your ass hair fantasies

That is a myth.

99 percent isopropyl alcohol wash it.

You will never itch there again.

What level autism is this?

how often do you take a shit?

I am 12 and what is this?

Gavin's also an alcoholic, explosive diarrhea every day will ruin anyone's ass

I knew very early on that Gavin was a degenerate and a contrarian.

Gavin wasn't always like this, what happened?

:(

Thanks, but I'm totally not interested in watching homosexual mating rituals, so don't ever post this again.

>I will show my hatred towards you by shoving my ass to the camera!!!
>Yeah, me too!!!!!!

Back in the day when we had great connections with the speed cooking town not too far from our own, we snorted speed like maniacs.
We were in highschool, you know how it is, forming 'crews' and shit, thinking tomorrow never ends, getting kicked out of the house until parents call for the search, having 'hood' whores we hooked onto drugs, wearing tracksuits and having 'fast 90s' parties in criminal held clubs. The nigger life was amazing, ill never forget it.
But when people started stabbing people, things got really really weird.
Our 'crew' started talking about faggot sightings in the town center.
Since at least half of us had gf's, we turned and started verbally accusing and straight bullying the ones never seen kissing a girl.
Thank God i was seen with a whore so i was the one bullying.
There was a 'jock' dude among the victims and he wasnt always ok with drugs, training all that.
Yet he talked about stupid gay shit all the time, like mentioning faggots all the time.
I never actually liked him so i mentioned to the others, what do you think boys, does Alen shave his asshole? He was already seen shaving his legs for 'waterpolo', i mean what the fuck? Seriously?
It was like a faggot golden retriever being surrounded by wolves that thought he was a wolf all along but no.
So the heavy one among us stepped up, with his green enormous round speed eyes and diabolical angry face and asked, Alen, DO! YOU! SHAVE! YOUR! ASSHOLE!
So to avoid the pressure he jumped out and tried to punch heavy (its considered honorable if you charge first and show no fear).
Heavy took the punch, but it was same as trying to punch an armored horse, so we caught Alen and someone stripped his pants.
And yes, its was shaved and oily, smelled like body lotion.
The crew was ridiculed for carrying a faggot among them so we had to do something to him but he fled to europe.

Canadian man .......Canadian.

Leaf might have a point.
The only function that ass hairs seem to have is catching shit.

It doesn't matter how hard your shit is and how many times you wipe, the hair is going to catch shit.
We should genetically engineer people to not grow hairs on their ass.

This saddens me too

>do most guys shave their ass? should i do it?
amazing, never have to wipe more than once again. you feel more of a breeze when you're nude.

keeps you clean, keeps you happy,

shaved butthole is master race.

also your BF will love it.

lol

>mfw i dont shave my ass because ive been told by multiple people that it increases the chance of getting an ingrown hair on your ass, which can only really be removed by surgery
>also heard that a shaved ass has a harder time concealing farts

I mean God made man with a hairy ass, who are we to play God?

He was always like this.
He used to fuck guys before he got married and had kids. There are older pictures of him in all sorts of degenerate shit.

It's unfortunate. He is a great public speaker, makes great arguments and he can be pretty funny.

>People can't have showers after every bowel movement
I do.

>hipster beard
>covered in tattoos
>cares about being manly instead of just being a man
>does degenerate shit like this

he was never not a faggot.

xvideos.com/video849824/brazilian_guy_x_russian_girl

>who are we to play God?

we are man, beings of the same race of the man-emperor of man kind.

How do you know he had sex with guys? Source?

Kek

Srsly tho I agree, I do love having a smooth shaved bum

he meant nature, i think. But you wouldnt understand because your mother and father had a doctor mutilate your dick in the first minutes of your life

You shaved your ass during soviet occupation, aren't you?

He's pulling it out of his no doubt gaping ass

>eastern euro

you're literally a nigger, you don't get to think you're better than anyone.

fiber only lasts a month or two then youre back to where your stated

What a strange story, Bosnia. You've had a strange life.

never will be

they are gay so they probably does it to impress dudes

Leave our impoverished friend alone, you American mongrel.

>thinking the Emperor shaved his ass

Fucking pleb, go back to Eldar.

didn't he become a trannyfaggot?

proof. all i see is how he beat the fuxk out of a tranny fagggot

Does someone have the collage pic of his asshole dick and nut around the mic?

The dude's asshole is bleached, shaved, and has the shape and gape of a pussy.
Queer as fuck.

PicRelated

Probably didn't, but he could have if he weren't so busy being the greatest ever.

Oh so you are the 'white' one, the 'pure' one? Ask yourself this, Do you see a single reason for anyone to ever want to be white?
Being white is embarrassing.
You look for gay videos of pozz parties, all of them are white.
You look fro cuck videos, all of them are the whites getting cucked.
You look for gay hipster boys, all of them are white.
You look for someone to break your anal virginity, only niggers can, and youre white.

Its like the worst thing to be these days, and in the future too, even worse. And, USA is the one enabling degeneracy.
I dont want to be white. Im glad im not considered white by 'white' countries.
Id rather be a mountain dwelling barbarian that refuses to be civilized and to bow down to the (((western))) white values.
Slavs cucked the germans while being mega cucked by themselves.
3 groups are trying to eradicate them and still they manage to liberate berlin and the fucking blyats that dont even deserve to exist.
Im glad and i celebrate every rape, murder, beating, massacre, rape/butchering, disassembly, humiliation and death of every fucking baltic, germanic, woman, man, child and elderly by the hands of those who they considered inferior and sought out to destroy.
That was karma 1 on 1 and it was glorious.
And all those expats of the failed movement to prove that 'civilized' pale and sun deprived faggots are superiour, today are the degenerates which are natural warnings for the civilization that its about to collapse.
I hate 'whites'. I wish them death so that they stop being the driving force of world jewery

This is what you turn into if you hang around/listen to Milo too much.

>brown has an opinion

disregarded.

Gavin didn't, ginger fuck did.

youtube.com/watch?v=q-Y5o0crf7g

It would be nice, if Megyn shows her asshole live on air, kinda oldy, but still would like to see what she have down there, and maybe fuck her too.

Dude stop. You're obviously not normal so accept that you are naturally a fucking faggot who likes to feel like a hairless child or a woman.

Dude I'm all for gay shit. Stuff in my but feels good. But I agree, this is degenerate. It makes me sick Tbqh. People like Gavin. IDGAF about copper. But Gavin is all, "look at me! I'm a conservative! I represent you conservative!" Then he sticks shit up his ass on air. Wtf. This makes us look retarded. Now Gavin can pleasure his but all he wants. But at least have some fucking class.

Hey man we"re all having a good fun time discussing asses in this thread, don't be a party pooper.

>showing your naked ass in front of a camera ON A NEWS OUTLET and spreading his faggothole like that

Seems like legit degeneracy to me buddy

Who else here /watched this webm 5+ times/?

What am I doing I don't even

Just pull the hairs out a hand full at a time. Doesn't hurt and the hairs grow back soft instead of sharp and itchy.

Cant you see that theyre both white, in the video? ok, ones a ginger, but they are considered to be a rare syndrome among whites also.
I just dont understand why white people are such faggots.

I'm crying! This is hilarious!!

yeah im pretty sure pulling out hairs from around your ass hurts like hell

>Doesn't hurt

Aha

Leafs, man... Never trust them...

>People can't have showers after every bowel movement
it's called a bidet, faggot

lets see them titties bruv

not if its discarded by the body and it just falls off

She shaves his ass

'member when all we had to do is send sms message containing only /// (standard 6cm line 2mm thick) to show how much one needed to the dealer?
'member when crystal finally took over?
aaaaaaaah
'member the fast 90s party again?
'member the losndale surge of chav clothes from uk?
ahhh

>he speaks a language that assigns gender to everything, from people to innanimate objects, but when speaking a language that only assigns gender to people, literally just a male or female person, he happens to get them confused.

How and why?

I have a theory that that numbers, from 0 to 9 have genders also.
0 is kinda female but its zero, yes its female
1 is male
2 is female
3 is male
4 is male
5 is female
6 is male
7 is female
8 is female
and 9 is also female.
I have no idea how to explain it but it make ssence

all civilizations fall, and it is all because of women.

one post by your id
youre trying to do something

I have to disagree with you, 8 is the manliest number.
Also 6 is a slut.

what is it with brazillian porn and lesbian ass licking?
Is it a sport or what?

8 is a fat old woman
6 is an old dude that has had enough shit in his life and wears a hoodie

Have to disagree with you regarding 3, 7, and 6. It's all in the curves, curvature = feminine. 7 may look feminine on a computer screen but it's actually just 2 straight lines. 3 and 6 are pretty feminine, though 6 is kinda borderline, 6 would be a sort of butch woman.

>never have to wipe more than once again

damn i'm fucking sold, it's kinda gay but it's not like anybody would ever find out

how do you fucking shave your own ass though?

what do you think lesbians do in bed?
they lick.

Watch this:
youtube.com/watch?v=UxpVwBzFAkw

trimmers?