Brit/pol/ - Lady Amelia Windsor Edition

>"british jobs for british people, foreign workers can go fuck themselves" - home secretary
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37549800

>"EU criminals will be deported and banned for 10 years over even minor offences" - home secretary
news.sky.com/story/eu-criminals-facing-deportation-and-uk-ban-for-up-to-10-years-10605190

>britain will be fastest growing G7 economy this year, admits IMF
theguardian.com/business/2016/oct/04/britain-fastest-growing-g7-economy-imf-international-monetary-fund-brexit-vote

>"WE WILL MAKE BREAKFAST A SUCCESS" - Welsh Assembly leader
twitter.com/charlielindlar/status/783247334188736512

>defense secretary goes full cuck and demands 10% nogs in army race quota
ibtimes.co.uk/michael-fallon-european-human-rights-laws-have-undermined-british-forces-1584753

>THE ETERNAL ANGLO STRIKES AGAIN china buys tea from britain as demand soars post-brexit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/04/britains-only-tea-maker-enjoys-record-sales-as-brexit-fuels-worl/

>"more british doctors as future immigration falls" - health secretary
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/03/jeremy-hunt-nhs-will-become-self-sufficient-and-no-longer-rely-o/

>brillo pad autist mi5 agent enters no plea
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-37550060

>FTSE 100 set to close on record high as pound falls
news.sky.com/story/ftse-100-soars-above-7000-as-pound-hits-new-31-year-low-10604918

>based mogg backs trump for president
youtube.com/watch?v=Xxm9Dz_NAms

>I WANT TO GET OFF MR HAMMOND'S WILD RIDE
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37536943

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Reminder this cunt is to blame for all the woes in the world.

Post Amelias

first for Ms Windsor and Karen.

Also, check em.

>ywn hit it off with a cute girl you meet on a night out who turns out to be Lady Amelia Windsor

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Lads, much as I like lions it'd be cool if england's symbol was an animal you actually get here. Maybe a horse or a boar?

>be bong
>someone breaks into your house and steals all your valuables
>you wake up and see him in the act but you can't use a weapon to defend yourself, and he has a gun because (omg) he didn't obey the gun laws
>call the police
>they wait until he's gone so it'll be safe when they turn up
>they give you a crime number and tell you they hope you have insurance

>tfw no Transatlantic Anglo superstate
JUST

#TheresasGeezers

Boys, are there any pics of Amelia's feet?

Anyone from Staffordshire here today?

bbc.co.uk/news/health-37548875

>Want smaller lower eyelids
>Get part of them taken out
>Can't completely close her eyes ever again, has to wake up every 2 hours and put eyedrops in

Why do people mutilate themselves?

It worse than that.
>Daughter gets raped by muslim rape gang
>Goto rescue your daughter from said rape gang.
>Get arrested by police for causing a disturbance

>horse

We're not pikeys

Tfw West Mids

>be American
>Spend too much time on Cred Forums
>think Bongs can't defend themselves
>believes shitposts on a Mongolian basket weaving forum
>gets shot.

Broadly confident in this new government desu, minus the quota stuff in the military.

Prick

What the fuck.

What the fuck.

>be brit
>have foreskin

Nearly bonfire night lads

This is actually a common surgery. It's called blepharoplasty

Fuck off Mysteron scum

Of all the things to get work done on, fucking eyelids?

Lads, can you please stop with the editorialised headlines? I come here for the news and it's annoying to have to click every single link to find out what the headline actually says.

The speed at which the Brits bow down to their "superior" classes never fails to amuse.

No wonder you'll never actually Brexit.

>A
>FUCKING
>PRETZEL

Lads what can we do about the declining number of hedgehogs?

>mfw I pull Amelia Windsor but find out she's actually a tranny.

My guy is fully intact. My parents are English, they chose not to have me cut.

It "severely affected her quality of life" to have them the way nature intended.

Holy shit Remoaners on suicide watch.

We voted for our independence and also we get icing on the cake in the form of economic growth.

tfw Shropshire

I think he's lost it lads:
youtube.com/watch?v=lB08YAiCssg

>be a general
>forget soldiers need water and food to live
>surrender to the guy that gets fisted at Camden
>destroy any hope of bringing the rebels to a compromise
JUST

Not swerve

Stop building houses, roads, and walled gardens

>>defense secretary goes full cuck and demands 10% nogs in army race quota
>ibtimes.co.uk/michael-fallon-european-human-rights-laws-have-undermined-british-forces-1584753

You know why this is right?

I have been trying to get my head around how the Establishment could possibly come out on top in the invent of the inevitable race war. Sure, they will use police to aide the non-whites, turning a blind eye to their violence while making sure to lock up any whites who resist, but this will only be a short term affair as once full scale civil war breaks out,martial law will be triggered. The military is still very white and very nationalistic. There is not a chance the military would be cucked into a position of having to defend the foreign invaders and attack their own friends and family. You would end up with a potential coup against the Establishment in this case.

Obviously the proposal mentioned above is designed to chip away at the whiteness of the military to make sure their is enough representation from people who they believe will support the establishment when SHTF.

Oi, you slagging kent?

Stop using slug pellets

Who remember this little beauty?

>spooky voice intensifies

Ready for have pie and peas in front of the fire.

What will you be doing for halloween?

>be bong
>someone breaks into your house and steals all your valuables
>call your uncle
>thief gets his knees done in

I'm from Shropshire as well
Shrewsbury > Telford

I think it's a good idea, it's about time blacks and paks started dying in wars, why the fuck should we send white people to die whilst they lounge around at home on benefits?

>tfw (((he))) actually destroyed this

>believing the pakis will join the forces
>believing politician words

Theyll just ignore it, like they have with the Trojan house scheme in education still happening.

>just norn iron things

What is the most aesthetic city in Britain and why is it Edinburgh?

Going to the school disco of course :^)
Nah, probably nothing because I'm not a normie and halloween is a lame holiday anyway

Well you do have the Medway Towns and Sheerness

Make a spoopy pumpkin

The lion has been associated with England since the 11th century. It is part of our history and heritage

This is Richard III's boar standard, pretty cool I think

Deciced to get a pack of beer instead of vodka lads.

Also,
>chili hot dogs - a quid
>Brazillan hot sauce pot noodle - 50p

LAAAAAAAAAADS

He never had it to begin with.

I really really want to shag Priti Patel lads ;__;

From Telford, so I know all to well how shite most of it is

tfw scotland

Who was behind the hateful propaganda campaign against him?

Why?

Nothing, it's a stupid yank thing anyway.
Kids can fuck off if they think i'm giving them food for bothering me!

nothing, no one seems to do anything

its all bonfire night

It's the Staffordshire Knot you tit

Shropshire Death Metal from '89

youtube.com/watch?v=NaoKWzCGNfU

>tfw her pussy tastes like curry

Burglar with a gun?
Not convinced by this scenario desu.

>beer, hot dogs and pot noodle
Living the dream.

Yes, but that doesn't mean it's not a laughingstock, bro.

WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA

There is something wrong here.

I understand that Northerners might put mint sauce on Mushy peas but there is something wrong with the pie!!!!

It looks like a Pork Pie but they should never be served hot? . .. . explain yourself user?

Louis XI, those French cunts.

Fuck off catholic yanks!!

Have to agree with you here.

youtube.com/watch?v=-u0RQkj3Tic

Halloween is basically begging.

where in Kent you from laddo?

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Fuck off its fun and how brit/pol/ used to be ages ago

H E R T F O R D S H I R E

seen princess anne walking down the street today, in edinburgh.
thought at first it might be a look-a-like then i eyeballed the 2 'security guards' about 5 paces behind her, both with long coats on with suspicious submachine gun shaped bulges.
she wasn't even walking to a vehicle. literally just walking down the street like a normal person.

Native to UK.

is it good to have a queen?
or is a king better?

>you'll never pound her for an hour straight while she shouts "colonise my arsehole with your big british cock!!"

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Never done this in one of these threads.

Any Nottinghamshire /pol guys? Never seen any NG postcodes that werent part of that shithole city.

Fuck off.

MOGG BACKS TRUMP!

youtube.com/watch?v=Xxm9Dz_NAms

wtf I love Britain now.

How is Anna Soubry even still a Tory? Another day of embarrassing herself on Twitter, kick the daft cunt out.

Remember, if someone breaks into your house do not attempt to stop them - merely call the police and if they bother to turn up you'll be given a crime number with a 14% chance of arrest and an even lower chance of conviction! Or, you could shoot them - save your possessions and society both the trouble of being suffered by a fool.

BASED

Halloween is called "Samhain".

it depends entirely on who is ruling

Wasn't the Victory built like 50 years later?

You may has well compare an F-18 to a Spitfire and scream LOL HOW CAN YANKS EVEN COMPETE?

Hallowe'en's an Irish holiday ya dingus. Thanks for not culturally appropriating it anyway. Good sasanach.

>Snobby cunt - the persona

codes.findlaw.com/tx/penal-code/penal-sect-9-32.html

Hot/cold combinations are the best lad.

A lion is the GOAT symbol. It's the king of the jungle, the most iconic apex predator of all time. It doesn't matter if we don't actually have them here - in fact, it's a power move. No one else can use the symbol even if they actually have an endemic population. The lions across the planet belong to us.

If we were to pick a new national animal, it should be an elk. Powerful, graceful, majestic, dominant and not to be messed with.

He backed Trump when he was on Question Time.

The eternal Tudor, also that Shakespeare play really didn't help.

Still though was pretty shitty of him to steal the throne in the first place, a proper York dynasty could have been GOAT

>"it's a stupid yank thing anyway"
>Has existed as a tradition longer than America has as a nation

>tfw he doesn't know you can legally kill a intruder

Note to self: Some people have been taking serious news summaries at face value. Think of ways to exploit this.

Before that we used a dragon. Can't use that now though since people would think we were taffies

Has anyone conquered acute procrastination? I can't do anything straight away its fucking my shit up now I have responsibilities

Technological change wasn't as rapid then.

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>wtf I love Britain now.
Theresa May seems to be better than expected, if she keeps this up , she will surpass are Nige.

not in its current form

I wish I lived in a place where common sense was the law.

Great density.
Wish our cities were more dense.

>Not Old Town
>Not even Dean's Village
New Town cuck detected.

>mfw Yorkists itt

Yes

I had to give up Cred Forums though

B-b-but the pound is low!!!

We've had some pretty based kings and queens, and also some pretty shitty kings and queens. Doesn't make much difference but Lizzy II is pretty based

Tony Martin?

If someone broke into my house and I went downstairs with my iron bar I have in my room and killed them by bashing their head in - I would go to prison. Simple as.

modafinil

DUP-Tory pact, lads:

blogs.channel4.com/gary-gibbon-on-politics/tories-increase-majority-dup-deal/33628

To some people common sense is
>it's just possessions it's not worth killing someone over you can just get it replaced even if you can't

Thinking of joining UKIP chaps. Get elected as the opposition in 2020.

Good, it will bring in foreign tourists and help our exports. Our GDP will grow even more!

Did my shopping at Waitrose the day before the referendum

The left is the shopping and the total cost

The right is how much it cost tonight


You Brexit scum have doomed the nation

People will starve. In the EU nobody starves. Even in countries that have mismanaged themselves like Greece are given food by the EU even though their are refugees needing it more. You think tory scum will give you this?

Enjoy death, cunts.

This stuff got me through my last year at Uni, don't take it after Mid-day though or you'll be fucked

Seconded. Get into fitness and nootropics if that alone doesn't help you. It's 90% placebo, but it works.

Ever heard of Lionel of Antwerp? that's why f.am

Lads I said I would never wank over a politician but...

>Begging for food in shit costumes has been a thing before America
>The holiday is the same now as it was when it started.
Mate no one celebrates it like it was celebrated in the beginning.

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Brit/pol/ is the only part of this site I use now. It's just too comfy to leave

Proper people celebrate 31st Oct by going up onto the spooky moors at night and lighting bonfires.

>having to think about it

If you're under 21 its £2 to join

If you can't afford Waitrose, there are cheaper supermarkets for people like you.

stop this

I remember Brit/pol/ ages ago and there were only minor editorialisations, you could always make out what the headline was actually going to say before clicking on the link.

>You Brexit scum have doomed the nation
And why haven't you Remoaner gimps moved to Sweden or Canada yet???? . .. most of you said you would if Brexit won.

(You)

An effective counter argument to that - besides arrant laughter, would be to point out that if someone breaks into your house you have absolutely no idea what their intentions are, nor what they are armed with.

They might not just be after your possessions - they could be there to kill you, or rape your wife, or molest your children, or a whole manner of wicked acts.

That they would break in to even steal a solitary penny is enough justification to kill them in my view, but alas common sense isn't all that common.

Good hunting, Ameribro.

Who /HOMECOUNTIES/ here

she can't be british, she has a chin

Indeed. My daily Biscotti/Guardian run is costing my 5 extra pounds - and I fear that my plans to study Art History in Florence may be in danger.

Can't wait until the Brexit fuddy-duddies die off so we can torpedo this nonsense

This image just isn't true - I found it was false within 30 seconds.

Here's your (you).

>Kaffir Lime Leaves

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Without Nige it's not very likely
>MFW UKIP is nearly dead

Lads what's the chance that in, say several decillion years after I die that the exact same composition of atoms or molecules or whatever align up perfectly again to make me alive again? I'm talking about ME, as in ME. Not a copy of myself, I mean ME.

Cause I REALLY don't want to die :(

>tfw labour voters flock to UKIP who go from a nationalist party to a national socialist party

Do so. We need members more than ever if we want to keep up the pressure and make sure the government goes through with a hard Brexit.

H E R T F O R D S H I R E

CHING CHONG PING PONG

>you'll never hear her moan for you to colonise her arse with your BIG ENGLISH COCK

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0.
Proton decay and heat death of the universe will occur before that happens.

When the will Soubry finally just join the fucking Labour party?

Probably too drunk to fill in the forms.

>this is considered a 10/10 in the UK

GM Sergei Shipov wrote a great two-volume book on the hedgehog

Why is Anna even a member of the Conservative party? She is a borderline communist at this point.

Pedantic cunt.

At least the coconut milk saw a severe dip in price, eh?

Buckinghamshire pride worldwide

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>Waaah I can't afford to eat, we're all going to be living in workhouses like Oliver Twist, Britain in 2017 is going to be literally exactly like Gin Lane

>But first let me do some shopping at the most expensive supermarket on the highstreet, Tarquin and Poppy need some raw Manuka honey, smoked salmon, coconut milk and avocados, and let me just get a £30 bouquet of flowers too please.

If you're actually serious and that is your shopping, you're literally retarded and your diet is shit.

Top notch

>Cause I REALLY don't want to die :(

Give it a few years. That'll change.

It's a heraldic charge representing bravery and nobility, not literally the coolest native species.

Much like how the Welsh have a dragon and the Scottish have a unicorn.

Shut up.

This fag looks 12, truly the caliber of maturity for huffington post journos

>wake up
>have a seizure
>can't tell if shit is on the floor or it's just the carpet

Is that a bedroom or a fucking Crystal Maze game?

Not going to happen. Maybe if we had another miliband but corbyn appeals to labour's core voters

>They might not just be after your possessions - they could be there to kill you, or rape your wife, or molest your children, or a whole manner of wicked acts.
An excellent point.

>Good hunting, Ameribro.
I fear you mistake my intentions.

I don't want to have to kill anyone. I hope I never have to use a gun anywhere outside a target range. But there is a small chance that I will - and that's why I have one.

>Cameron: when a burglar invades your home they give up their rights

Wtf happened to that then?

imaginary animals for imaginary countries

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>mfw that will never happen for anyone because there's no such thing as big British cock

Also, you won't be able to get the smell of lentils and mong off your gear for at least a month if you put it in her ass. Just trying to help.

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for Bucks children.

Hnnnggg

Would you accept this as England's national symbol?

Well we're turning away orders from china at my work because we're struggling to keep up with demand so it's definitely been good for me, so far.

There are other options if you can't keep up.

It's what happens when you hire 8 year olds to be the interior decorators at your hotel.

She's fu king hot as hell
Age?

>I fear you mistake my intentions. I don't want to have to kill anyone. I hope I never have to use a gun anywhere outside a target range. But there is a small chance that I will - and that's why I have one.

You sum up my view well, too. It is a method of last resort - but a necessary method to have.

yes, i had the full outfit
i wore that shit at any opportunity

>THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE MYSTERONS

Do you guys actually want to bang Priti or is it a meme?

That is not true at all. The main issue with Tony Martin is that he illegally owned the guns. If you bashed someone over the head, once, but hard enough to kill them, you would be fine.

Just a reminder, if your neighbourhood doesn't have a Waitrose you are a pleb and probably a Labour/Remain voter.

express.co.uk/news/uk/715616/Brexit-EU-referendum-European-Union-middle-class-working-north-south-Dorling-BBC-Newsnight

She's 14....

I think it's just one autist spamming the thread

That'd be better for Scotland, wouldn't it?

Why not copy the City of London?

If I could shag any politician it would be her.

Marion Le pen a close second.

Tfw can't find the lemon sharks grandad brought me as a kid

>TORY MP Anna Soubry was today branded “patronising and offensive” after she appeared to criticise those who raise concerns about immigration but also enjoy eating curry.

Why is Soubry so based, lads?

She's 22 you twat.

>he said on Cred Forums.

>compromise
We had a counter-revolution after the war over a fucking whiskey tax, because it reminded people too much of English rule. Compromise was never possible after the Intolerable Acts.

drinking to forget about the endoscopy i had earlier in the day

its nothing
its nothing
its nothing
its not cancer
its not cancer
positive mental attitude

Eternal reoccurrence, infinite time, finite matter. You're doomed to live this life over and over again ad infinituum...

That show was top!

If not a dragon or lion then the hedgehog should be are national animal.

>cute
>curls into a ball
>foreigners fuck off reeeeeeeeee

She only likes Africans

>George Takei is about to rip on Donald Trump on the One Show right now

He was convicted of murder, though. Not illegally possessing a firearm.

She looks like a mongoloid

>tfw

>tattooed degenerate

No thanks.

>The main issue with Tony Martin is that he illegally owned the guns
NO

The main issue with the case was that he shot them (and killed one) as they were trying to escape.

And despite many of you wanky kids thinking that American gun laws are fantastic . . .in many states he would have faced the same hassle.

The first image that popped into my mind was Michio Kaku then I realized you meant the star trek fag

wew

Who was the better host: Ed or Richard?

What about something fierce like a goose?

I don't understand why you wouldn't just take off your shirt and use that to collect the tickets. Bigger surface area and that.

Are you a member? What's the state of the party like now Nige has gone?

As someone who hangs around poshos, this complaint has been pretty common.

I hope everyone knows the upper middle and upper classes in this country are all slagging you off for voting Brexit

I remember him saying this too.

Maybe a few decades ago, but these days Scotland's national symbol should be either a slug, a rapefugee in Calais or a diseased rat.

The City of London symbol is great, but it would be nice to have a real animal as a backup.

Who wouldn't?

Really, she is fucking beautiful. Most attractive MP by a long shot.

Richard O Brien, clearly.

HMS Victory construction started: July 23, 1759
USS Constitution construction started: November 1, 1794

They are two completely different class of ships . One is a First Rate ship of the line, a battleship that was always intended to be the flagship of the navy.
The other is a frigate, which actually was better technologically than the British frigates stationed in North America at the time of the war of independence (hence it's success).

youtube.com/watch?v=fp99uqkcGx4

>Herts master race

Tfw shitposters near my home

Bletchley lad reporting in

Yeah because it was excessive force. The reason they deemed it excessive was argued in court, in part, due to him being untrained in wielding them and that was because they were illegally held.

>geese: britain
>everything else: the eu

Miscegenation Man hates Trump.

>caring about the upper class
for what reason? They're the multi culti cucks who don't have to put up with foreigners.

The Tudors.

So why not reallocate some of that free shit you're hurling at mudslimes to actual Britons, instead? You know, the food, the houses, the jobs - the entire reason Brexit went through?

Either way, you're an overreacting, sobbing little cunt. If you can still afford a rope and stool, and have access to a strong rafter, maybe do the right thing and ease the UK's financial burden some.

Holy shit you're right.
Dropped like a pile of stones.

Deselection when?

He legally owned the guns, he was convicted of murder because he shot the pikey in the back as he was going out the front door so there was no threat to life.

At least Priti Patel likes BIG WHITE COCK

I somehow think most ordinary people aren't too troubled by the upper and upper middle classes being a bit unhappy.

You have no idea what you are talking about . . . .fuck off kid, you are getting on my tits.

I don't, just saying this snobbery shouldn't go unpunished on the day of the rope.

Geese are hardcore.

Same, except I moved to Stantonbury a few years ago

This. Yanks had access to better timber too, which allowed the Constitution to shrug off shot like it was nothing. It's called Old Ironsides for a reason.

Also the Victory isn't seaworthy anymore.

>Miscegenation Man
What did he mean by this?

Ross?

Went fishing down by Symonds Yat at the weekend

It's 1970 core voters within the ranks of the militant unions maybe, but outside of its socialist selectorate of members? Nah, they're getting turned off by the shafting of the nationalist working class in favour of the multicultural activist portion of the middle-class.

>Daisy Dares You

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG I'D FORGOTTEN THAT BONER

>When your friend hasn't sucked a single black dick

>And despite many of you wanky kids thinking that American gun laws are fantastic . . .in many states he would have faced the same hassle.
It really depends on the state. This isn't really a matter of gun law but a matter of self defense laws.
Castle Doctrine in some states dictates you have the legal right to waste any fucker that steps across your threshold. Some states are totally different and actually mandate that your flee your own home, any sort of self defense is illegal in some states.

But yeah you would probably get in trouble if you shot a guy who was fleeing the scene. It depends on who the jury and judge is, who the district attorney is. In Florida you might get away with that, definitely not in New York.

The suspect was fleeing with a weapon still in hand right? That would muddy the waters quite a bit in a US courtroom.

Eyelid surgery is popular in korea

youtube.com/watch?v=wrwuk6NoMv8

He says in this vid that he loves racemixing.

I had to cycle past a reservoir with geese to get to school and they would chase me.

>Corbyn appeals to core voters
>Labour voter=working class
>Working class want less immigrants
>Corbyn wants more immigration
Oh yeah, he is real popular with traditional Labour voters.
He has turned his back on the poor for the upper-middle class student pussies.
Labour care more about (((diversity))) then working class people.

>tfw britain is so full of uggo girls that you post the same one over and over

Respect the empire lads but this shit has to stop, tell your women to lose weight and stop having kids with the worst messes

Presumably by people who want to look more caucasian.

White brits already have eyes that fit that ideal.

How did Lord Gay treat you?

she clearly wants to look more western

youtube.com/watch?v=1_q4jYMgE9I

>you now remember being a toddler

>you now remember your mum bathing you in a warm shallow bath

>you remember your favourite pirate bubble bath bottle

White dragon to Wales' red?

Her eyes look good but her chin is a car crash

Why are canadians so cucked when aussies are so based?

Could do.

White dragon = England
Red dragon = Wales
Blue dragon = Scotland

Royals in the past have had tattoos IIRC. All across Europe

>tfw KHV and seeing urologist on Thursday for phimosis

Who /shitting it/ here? I'm gonna end up getting castrated or something

>Real animal

How about a swan?

When I was younger I went with my Mum and sister for a walk around a local lake, my sister was still in a pram and this goose pecked her hand so my mum booted it in the chest.

Lads i'm on the bog here listening to LBC about how we can curb immigration and i still cant believe we did it. Our NIGE what a BLOKE

What's it like to have such a based PM?

Yep

I am, but you don't really know much more than what outsiders do, apart from getting emails and the ability to go to meetings and etc. Party's alright for the moment.

Oh no, a washed-up actor from the 60's whose present relevance hinges on sodomy and fagsnark is going to give his opinion on globalist media as to why Trump is a meanie.
>tfw a Hillary administration will make Omar Mateen look like Uncle Sam
Hope he likes nightclubs.

Because they're connected to America. We just dumped a bunch of criminals on an island filled with things that could kill them easily, and the tough cunts known as Aussies were made.

I consider them our best invention.

Canada's proximity to the USA meant they got a lot of their Post-Modernist scum intellectuals in the 50s/60s particularly those running away from McCarthyism

Canada was far more based than Australia was right up until the early 1960s (sorry Aussies)

The rebels had been pretty thoroughly trounced up to that point, if Howe beat and hang Washington and Burgoyne wasn't such a twit, I think a settlement would have been made. Burgoyne surrendering though gave the rebels renewed hope, ruined loyalist morale, and brought France in.

Matey is the single malt of bubble bath.

Only the rare degenerate ones. Tattoed royals are rare. They should be purged.

>Canada doesn't have a Queen

UKIP are done without Farage. Plus their goal is pointless once Brexit happens

He prefers him to Clinton. He sees him as a buffoon.

He doesn't 'love; race-mixing, he just doesn't care about it. He is a civic nationalist, but in favour of keeping Britain British through heavy immigration curbs.

>you remember there was nothing to worry about but homework
>you remember there were no jew proplems
>you didn't think of the half black class as a problem

>EU criminals will be deported and banned for 10 years

What about the gollywogs and Pakis?

That's how it was in saxon times

Majority of population and even labour MPs now accept stricter controls of immigration who would have thought a few years ago.

That's the one lad.

That's pretty good. The only problem is that while they're aggressive hyperviolent smug little bastards, they still look a bit soft and gay.

Maybe we could attach cockfighting spurs to their feet and razorblades to their beaks?

Those girls look bonkers but qt

>He doesn't 'love; race-mixing,

He thanks God for it in that video I linked.

just a reminder that if ponsey fuckin toffs like you ever had to walk across a council estate you would shit your keks and cry all the way home to mumsy

>tfw you only pretended to like tots tv because you were 2cool and edgy for it
Dumb adults.

that face. that's a woman you build empires for.

>He did have Matey, why lie?
youtube.com/watch?v=wW85ANPdHf0

Richard obviously.

>gets elected in the tory party because of the obvious token minority shit
>ends up being more right wing than most back bench MPs

LOVE HER

>half black class

Holy shit

>tfw city voted leave but is a labour stronghold
I wish people here would realise the Labour party of 1945 is dead and the modern incarnation hates them.

Can we have Farage if you don't need him any more?

She has an odd face. Can't tell whether it's seductive or condescending

I'm not going to watch all of it for the third time. Link me the time. I have watched pretty much every Hitchens video on YouTube, and I have heard him talk about race only twice.

I do not believe he is saying it in the context in which you are saying.

Except when you realise that they don't shave their legs or armpits, don't wear deodorant, don't wear makeup, live like absolutely filthy unhygienic subhuman degenerate animals and possibly freebleed.

Nice trips

Brown smug

Only if Trump wins.

Sunderland? Keep dropping the subtle red pills and they'll get it eventually

I know about Castle Doctrine in some states and I was not knocking it but some kids in Britain think it's universal "I wish I could have guns like America" . .. . these kids REALLY piss me off, they have no ideas of what they are talking about, they see themselves as some sort of Rambo.

Lethal force - with our without a firearm can be legitimate in Britain under certain circumstances, especially in your own home.

But you would have to justify this before a Magistrate.

You can't just disembowel a kid nicking your DVDs but you can disable an armed assailant with appropriate force.

Big difference.

New

Hull

Think about how many dicks each of them has taken. Several of them black

Yeah I get you. You still gotta be responsible, even in America.

>when everyone fucks up the submarine torpedo challenge when all you HAVE TO DO IS LEAD YOUR FUCKING SHOTS GODDAMN

the non-fat blue haired ones are actually really vain, it's always funny to see them bang on about rape culture then see them chat about the Chads they fucked on the weekend

Remember feminism is just attention seeking and all women just want attention. Attention from the betas and one night stands with Chads fulfils this nicely

check em

Based Yorkshire

youtube.com/watch?v=KPxJ6RR40ZU

She's made quite a few gaffs but I'll forgive her because she's cute.

That's what we want him for; to increase the chance of Trump winning.

The English white dragon is actually a Wyvern, a two legged Dragon.

I got dubs, so he will anyway.

Shit drawing desu, what happened to its nose?

cry more chav

No makeup and being lazy with shaving is fine. Obese girls should be beaten up though

hello from Oswestry

Welsh user here, come home Celtic man

I'm glad you agree, Stupid Brit kids piss me off more than anything . . . .they seem to think that having a gun is a licence to kill and is unaccountable.

There is no such thing as a 'self-defence weapon' . . .it's all illegal.

If you carry a ball of wool (to choke your attacker) . .it's illegal.

That is not to say that you can't use a meat cleaver in your kitchen to fight an invader, or stab somebody with a knitting needle or pair of scissors in your bag, or indeed a gun you happened to be cleaning.

But you will have to justify yourself that it was not just madness but self-defence.

Better version.

True flag of the Anglo.

>tfw no curry pussy gf

My parents always refused to buy me matey! bubblebath, those yoghurts that were shaped like monsters or strawberry flavoured toothpaste. I wish I was born middle-class

Ng18 here bud. Notts is a shithole tbf

I grew up on a council estate and I got matey.

Didn't have hot water though, had to boil kettle on hob.

Is the Welsh Saint the dragon that St George killed? Is that why they don't like English? Because the English saint killed their saint?