H-haha

it counts to 99% of the world

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>wizard
WIZARD STATUS IS 40
you can't just cheat like that

15 more to go

sex is overrated

99% of the world is objectively wrong

based bear

Yes just do it. Honestly it's not that big a deal going to whores.

F O R T Y
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Turning 30 this July, no chance of losing it by then.

>mfw going years between having sex
Infinitely worse than being a virgin.

Fuck right the fuck off, please.

Can you imagine? 40 days without sex, is that even possible?

It's better losing your v-card to hookers because they honestly don't care about you, they just want their money and that's it. Roasties would just talk shit about you behind your back

21
Not bad yet r-right

No, but damn, as a 29er, it feels like just yesterday I was in college, thinking that it would finally happen for me, but it never did.

lost my virginity at 15. AMA

aren't you too desensitised by now?

Wow good point. Better go find one then.

I'm pretty sure he also had to go 40 days without masturbating. I bet you couldn't do that, fatty.

Urge to kill.... rising....

Nope. I can still get hard on from watching hentai. real porn no.

People on Cred Forums act like it's a huge deal to people but I've never actually seen any social stigma or prejudice towards virgins in real life.
I'm a 24 year old KHV and it's never really come up in conversation. My one friend knows about it and there's nothing more to be said that we haven't discussed already and nobody else has ever even asked (I assume it's because they can tell).
My question to everyone here is, is it really something that you've been mocked and derided for your entire life or are all of your fears imaginary? I've never met anyone that I believe would give me a hard time about it if they happened to learn, and I certainly wouldn't try to hide it or lie about it.

32, s-still going strong h-haha!

I've never been mocked for it, but then I work in software development so there are a lot of KHHVs here.

Same, none of my friends of family really cares. If someone's getting mocked for being a virgin, it's probably because they are acting like a sperg or being really weird and desperate.

No

>I can still get hard
that's not what i asked

I'm 20 and I lost mine 3 days ago. Wasn't the best experience though

Ye my co-worker this old dude. He doesn't know but he always gives me shit over not dating anyone. He's nice but can be annoying. Did it again before Valentine's. Imagine if he knew I was a virgin.

23, but I already know is futile to try.

If I can still get it up, it means I'm not desensitize by it right? In a sense I am but not to the extent where I can't get an erection.

Did the family dog put up a fight?

damn bruh, 40 years? nigga i cant even imagine goin 40 minutes without bustin a fat nut inside a white bitche's ass. how yall YTies do it?

Oh god, 40 DAYS without sex. The shear horror! How could anyone live like this?

Its not about stigma or even how unplesant it is, but how long it lasts. I always thought it was something i would have to endure through middleschool and statistics would practically garruntee that i would at least get a kiss before HS was over. Then I thought maybe college wouod be better. It wasnt.
Its like going to prison for a month vs 30 years.

30 year old virgin here....its my own fault. i work, go home, shitpost on Cred Forums and watch movies/tv. repeat x100 and only bank account is getting bigger. is this fucking sad or what, i never go out of comfort zone. i tried signing up for tinder but im so much of a loser that i cant even get a response on that.

23 yo femanon here.

I don't know why you guys make such a big deal about your virginity. If you really want to lose it just download tinder.

Realtalk if a girl finds out you're a virgin does that lessen the chance of getting laid?

Asking for a friend haha

25
i-it'll s-still happen

>can only match with 3/10s or lower

Fuck tinder, it's a plaything exclusively for chads

lmao i wonder if there's a correlation with everyone here being socially awkward virgins and hating women? hahahahahaha

LOST IT AT 16 YOU FUCKING LOSERS HAHAHAHAHAHAH

57.

some guys get 0 matches.

really depends on the girl. Some girls don't want to be the one that take your virginity because of the emotional aftereffect. Some don't have time for an inexperience boy. Some probably think there's something wrong with you if you are 30 and still a virgin in the modern world. But if she loves you, none of that matters.

What are the chances of the first first also being a girl that loves you?

Sounds like it's best to lie then

34 years old. 6 years to go. I don't want to go gently into that good night..

25

>just download tinder
Some of us aren't degenerates. Also, show pussy.

You should ask some question to gauge her opinions on virgins. Might turn out to be in your favor if she knows you only been with 1 woman, her.

What does degenerate mean?

Dude, it almost never is. But good job! Don’t let a poor first performance weigh you down. Practice makes perfect etc., and chances are that you didn’t lose it to “the one”. Don’t give up

>Turning 30 this July, no chance of losing it by then.
Same

It's best not to say anything at all. Just say you haven't been with a woman in some time. I mean, that could mean a lot of things.

How does sex feel like?

an immoral or corrupt person.

What do those words mean?

crusty borads and bines (slight moist)

why not just pay a hooker? god damn

...

i always wondered, would a prostitute check your ID, they probably dont, but i wouldn't know anything about that. im just curious.

Can hookers tell if you are a virgin?

Absolutely.

I'm a fairly good looking 27 year old virgin and everyone just assumes I'm not a virgin except a few old friends.
3 more years to go and I still havent decided what lore of magic to spec.

Welp I have no choice but to stay a virgin forever due to my orientation

Yes, usually. That's why you should pretend to take a phone call during the propositioning, and explain that the call was from your girlfriend.

do you like unicorns or something

25 and going strong

Jesus christ.

If your first spell isn't lightning bolt then there's something wrong with you, my man.

prepubescent girls

Where do I even meet woman that age? I want to so bad nowadays, but the only women I am around all day are usually like 45+(work) or are underage(volunteer work).

>My one friend knows about it and there's nothing more to be said that we haven't discussed already

Trust me, everybody you and him mutually know, knows about it, and he definitely tells other people about his loser 24 year old virgin friend.

>not invisibility
Get a load of this faggot.

I'm already invisible to society to stat with. It's an innate skill.

>Wasn't the best experience though

99.9% of the time it never is. I came in like 2 second my first time but did much better like 5 minutes later.

You are projecting pretty hard buddy.

Just speaking from experience. In my circles of friends there's been 3 virgins who missed the window. Aged 25 to 33. We never talked down to them or busted their balls about it because you don't want to lower their confidence even further (thats the only reason you're still a virgin btw) on the contrary we encouraged them gave them all sorts of tips and even spoonfed them on shit like basic foreplav and how to initiate. But I'll be damned if those fools didn't get roasted behind their backs to everyone we knew. Just grow some fucking balls man. The ugliest fuck in the world can land a woman, and so can you. Stop acting like a shrewd mose and waiting for something to fall in your lap.

Why do people put sex on a pedestal so much
>The ugliest fuck in the world can land a woman, and so can you
Maybe they didn't want one?

Sounds like your bunch is just a bunch of terrible people, then. No wonder you're on Cred Forums.

Nah, just regular hormonal growing males shotting the shit with co-workers. If we were terrible people we would have made fun of the virgins, not did all we could to help them get laid. Sounds to me like you're just a bitter virgin too afriad to take the necesary steps. No wonder you're on Cred Forums trying to argue about everything instead of just taking real advice. Looking a gift horse in the mouth, just like those virgins we tried to help back in the day.

>Why do people put sex on a pedestal so much
>Maybe they didn't want one?

This is like a textbook quote you would find in the dictionary next to permavirgin. A virgin who is so far in denial they have just given up and now trv to convince themselves that they aren't ashamed of the fact.

Legit lost my virginity thanks to this movie. Bit the bullet and told gf (? 3rd date) I was a virgin during the movie and she pretty much jumped me. Some chicks fucking love that shit. I said it a few times after that to other chicks with the same result. Started feeling a little bad after the fifth chick or so, and it was getting kind of obvious in the bedroom that I wasn't so dropped the act after that. No whiteknighting please. Girls have had plenty of cock and lie about it constantly, so fuck 'em. Do whatever works for you.

>judging people on whether they've had sex
how mature of you

So this is the power of reverse psychology...

Who gives a shit, she's a fucking hooker. She's in no position whatsoever to judge anyone.

More like judging them on why they haven't had sex. Not particularly bad looking guys or anything, just complete betas who got lost and couldn't find their way back.

>how mature

Nobody said it was you beta virgin. Growing boys in their tweens are all the same in alot of ways, and immaurity is a pretty common trait. I only bring it up because the 24 year old virgin I first replied to seems to be under the impression that his friends arent doing the exact same shit today. Facing reality is a big part of growing up son. But here vou go again getting all defensive instead of just taking the anonymous advice for what it is. DO you see me attacking virgins or making fun of anyone in this thread? Quit being a pansy little girl about the realities of life and male camaraderie.

Its not really reverse psychology, more just blatant lies. I just took note of the perverse pleasure my first gf took in popping my cherry. (At 22yo for the record).
>"teehee I get to corrupt you"
Or something to that effect. Not saying all women will react like that, or that it would fly >30, but I had a damn good run there for a while thanks to that little deception.

Original guy chiming in, I only have one friend like I said, most of his acquaintances are people I used to know but chose to stop talking to. I'm familiar enough with them to know that they're just not the type of people to do that sort of thing, if for no other reason than at least half of them were virgins until their mid-20s as well. Not every group of friends is going to have the same dynamic as yours, and when I was part of his peer group sex and relationships literally never came up in group conversation.
You're probably going to tell me I'm delusional but this really isn't an issue I'm particularly concerned with, I just kind of wanted to set the record straight since it seems like my post started an argument that I haven't participated in until now.

21

37 years old here, I hope nuclear Armageddon happens before I hit 40.

If you only have a small group of friends in the same boat as you it's a different story, sure. Most guys have 3-4 different circles of friends be they from school/work/gym/whatever, that's the general perspective I was speaking from.

>You're probably going to tell me I'm delusional

Don't fucking make assumptions about me you poofter faggot and if I ever see you use that card where it's not appropriate again I'm gonna be slightly miffed.

Tinder is garbage for dating, so just avoid because you are competing with 1000000000 of guys. I'd say the internet is duling your mind, maybe cut it out entirly for 3 months, then increase that to 6 and maybe an entire year. I did this when I turned 26 and that shit changed my life. I started lifting, looking good, talking to girls and my mind became clear.

They only care about the money you are providing and if they are smart, they will service you well to make you a repeating customer. I stoped fucking hookers after I overcame my fear of talking to women.

why are you here, then?

I went back to my old ways because of deep depression.

so not even curing depression cures depression

31 soon 32
8 more years

What do you mean by this making fun behind their back?

There isn't much to say about it, they're simply virgins

You guys think you have it bad.....
>the unthinkable

>caring what a hooker thinks
Tell her you're one right away, she'll probably be sympathetic and give you tips

I've had sex. Several times user. It feels mostly sand little bit of tepid. Sometime sex is like exhausting after cum but the cum also the best part. Make sure you hide your wallet or it can be taken if the cum makes you sleep.

I'm sure it depends on what kind of people your friends are, as well as your own attitude towards it. I was asked a few times when I started working where I work now if I was a virgin, and I was at the time. I just said yes and that was it.

Now for some people going a while without sex is a big deal, but when asked about it I'm honest (usually a few months at minimum) and they just say something like "I couldn't do it" but all you have to do to get them to understand is admit you have no game and it's not a big deal.

If you are seriously prioritizing getting laid and working towards that goal and you're still not seeing results, that's when you might get into mocking territory, but it's really only because again these people don't like to go very long without it and measure a portion of their success in life by their sexual activity, so when they see someone they think has the same measure for success failing like that it's a natural reaction.

>Bit the bullet and told gf (? 3rd date) I was a virgin during the movie and she pretty much jumped me. Some chicks fucking love that shit. I said it a few times after that to other chicks with the same result.

you're either lying or had some weird lucky streak, or something else was helping you get laid. virginity is a HUGE turn off for most women. they can be super into you and when you tell them you're a virgin they immediately go cold on you.

27 next month.

I don't think I'm that ugly. Average maybe. I get called "cute". Rarely handsome or sexy though. I have soft, slightly feminine features and women don't like that.

I don't have a car, I live with my parents, and my social skills are shit but I've been saving up to move out and get a car. Should I just get an escort/sugarbaby?

22 year old HHKV netherkin in training
I'm gonna make it bros, I'm going to ascend

26

and 1% is virgin
you made it

>tfw born July 1988 too
Happy early birthday frens

ITT: closeted homosexuals who lack agency and deserve to have their poor genome die with them

Like we'd encourage them, give them advice, even take them out to get laid and be super nice about it but when all this inevitably failed (because you can't help a beta who doesn't want to help himself) and they went back home alone we'd be like "can you believe this fuckin guy?" Like the tween male equivalent of girl gossip.

>simply virgins

There's a big difference between virgins who have tried to get laid but failed due to looks or disability or whatever and virgins who were too beta to even try in the first place.

imma pick gravitas so I can lift more weight n the gym

I was a 28 year-old virgin. Then I moved away from where I grew up. I am almost 31 now and I have slept with 8 women. Moving away made me more confident. I was always so afraid to make a move on a girl, it would only add to the pathetic life I was living.

>"I'm gonna get you laid tonight, bro!"
>brings over one girl
>talk for a minute before she leaves
>stops trying because you're hopeless
This is why I don't go out anymore

Y-you too.

35
Oh no I'm 36
Fuck

>implying a hooker wouldn't refuse to service you just for being virgin
And that's why I don't go to a hooker and stay a virgin
She deserves someone better than me

If you go to the right place she won't even understand English well enough for you to communicate the state of your virginity

How do you stay a virgin for that long lmao, you all must be hideous

I'm worse than hideous
I'm beta
Hideous guys can score, betas never

We got all but one of them laid eventually. The 33 year old was the hardest. I tried everything from bringing him to a bar full of sluts and buying drinks for whichever one he fancied, to setting up and online dating profile using his picture and finding his ideal mate. We eventually found one who had tons in common with him, they both loved cooking and star trek and both had multiple dogs so they had plenty to relate about. They walked their dogs at the park on their first and only date and then went back to her place where she pretty much immediately tried to jump his bone after like 10 minutes of talking about "darmok an jalad" whatever the fuck that was and the dude still dropped his spaghetti. Almost gave up on his sorry ass after he gave me the details of that fateful night. Anyway long story short I convinced to to try the bar scene one more time only this time I took him to a chill pub where the last thing on peoples minds is hooking up. I gave him one last simple bit of advice to follow.

>"If a girl ever throws herself at you like that again just go with the flow and let it happen. Use the foreplay moves I told you if you feel comfortable enough, and if not just keep making out until you do. And if you get nervous and she notices dont freak out again just tell her honestly you've never done it before or its been a long time, but don't worry about that tonight bro it's not gonna happen at a place like this let's just relax and have fun".

Anyway I paid an escort 250$ to meet us at that pub and follow him in to the bathroom and essentially rape him if she had to. It worked. He came out of that bathroom 2 minutes later a changed man albeit with the dumbest goofy smile I've ever seen. 11 months later he was married with a kid on the way. Proudest moment of my life up until my first kid was born.

Sorry for the blog post but I guess all I'm saying is nobodys hopeless. get that 1st time out of the way and your confidence will skyrocket

From a Hooker point of view a virgin = quicker nut = she can move on to the next job = more $/hour.

Some whores even do it for the pure love of sex as well as the money and just like men they love taking a v-card.

27. The thing about me is that I don't even have it hard with women. I get the signs of them being interested in me but I don't even give a shit. I recently went back to school so I'm pushing 30 with a classroom of fellow college freshmen that are right out of highschool. I'm sure I could get laid but I kinda want a gf settle down and I doubt I could connect with faggy young girls today. All tbat sefie and social media gay shit. I hate it.

>Sorry for the blog post but I guess all I'm saying is nobodys hopeless. get that 1st time out of the way and your confidence will skyrocket
Well you definitely put in a lot more effort than my friends. My situation is a bit different, I lost my virginity at 19 to a girl who was legitimately attracted to me, since then the only sex I've had is from prostitutes and Craigslist hookups. I've struck out so many times at bars and parties I don't even try thinking about what I'm doing wrong anymore and just accept that it doesn't work for me.

That's a cute bearu.

no wizard status is 30

27, been with about 7 girls, 4 flings and 3 long term relationships, despite the fact I have a literal micropenis, have to wear diapers, shit myself, can barely walk, am a fat ugly neckbeard.

It's honestly not that hard if you view Tinder and OK Cupid and sites like that as MMO daily quests. Just grind it out and eventually it works out. You gotta practice and learn though.

How ugly and fat were dem girls?

Don't give up my man. Maybe your type of girl doesn't dwell at parties or bars. I met my wife on plentyoffish and I guarantee I never wold have met that woman in normal daily life.

Sure thing, Casanova

>tfw 25 yo KV
>tfw i find physical contact disgusting
>tfw naked bodiies disgust me, though non-nudes do not
>tfw the lack of sex doesn't bother me, though the loneliness does
I'm relatively normal besides that, though.

Care to explain specifically what conditions you have user? Mostly about the whole diaper shitting and not walking stuff?

24, fucked about 15 girls despite being antisocial, borderline obese, manlet, maybe at best slightly above average face, broke and an angry drunk. you just have to get yourself to a point where you dont give a shit about the results and push your chips in with confidence.

also fucked about 50 hookers who were mostly way more fun than barsluts.

>I'm Rich Evans, I got laid, you can do it too!

Not that user but there are a lot of fat desperate chicks on tinder and eventually you reach the point of not caring anymore.

>30 years old
>last had sex 3 years ago

>tfw 25

DON'T EVEN TOUCH ME I'M IN FOR THE ROUGH OF IT

forgot my pick

turned 30 last week...i still like the movie though but i am afraid i am getting there famalam

16, 12 years ago faggot.

The absolute state of Cred Forums

> tfw could have had sex with 3 different women and 2 guys if had I wanted to without even trying
> debilitating autism and childhood trauma make me seize up and feel violently ill when any situation gets too intimate

It feels horrible. Knowing that I'm so close to being happy, as well as making other people happy. But I just can't, to everyone that's ever liked me I'm an embarrassing disappointment and my self loathing grows every day.

At least random strangers think I'm normal, I blend right in,

This.

>40 years old
>last had sex twelve years ago

Honestly don't care too much at this point, I've accepted my fate.

30 last week

30 here, I'm not even bad looking, got a girlfriend once when I was 13, it was nice, but it ended terrible. After that I've been avoiding relationships as much as I can, sometimes this meant giving the cold shoulder to a bunch of girls who were interested in me.

I don't even regret it, though, I'm happy to be alone, it's easier to live this way.

because you're a worthless degenerate faggot weeaboo

33 khv sad sack here. I've been asked out by about ten or so women in the last five years but I have crippling self esteem, anxiety and depression issues so I never take them up on it. I'm an office drone in a shitty job, I still live at home and I don't own a car (also driving on freeways gives me panic attacks) so I keep sabotaging myself by thinking I have nothing to offer (which realistically I don't).

I told one of the girl's I really cared about this and she told me I should stop putting women on a pedestal but I don't know how. I feel like any date I go on will fail and she'll see me for the miserable fuck I am.

Can I unfuck my mindset or should I just kill myself bros?

>Should I just get an escort/sugarbaby?

NEVER

The idea of 'I don't get pussy without paying' will come to you and it will never leave. Then, mental disorders.

>I should stop putting women on a pedestal
Why everybody tell me this

Did anyone here actually watch the movie?

God thats depressing

Another 29 years old yet cancer bro

>Being an adult virgin is beyond normie comprehension

definitely off yourself if you're a virgin at 30, life isn't getting any better (not that it was worth living anyway)

25 and feels bad man. I wish I had real friends too.

Because they don't appreciate it I guess. One guy I know used to lavish attention on his high maintenance slut of a girlfriend, buying her expensive gifts, taking her to expensive restaurants etc and she dropped him like a stone after a while.

Word got out that the guy had moved on and asked another girl out and the original slut went nuts. Practical begged him to come back. But now he's fallen back into his old ways of being her bitch but that's his problem.

guys
what is the least thing you'll have to do in order to lose your virginity?

a-asking for a friend

58

but that's when you become a wizard...

Have two days' pay

get a prostitute

>not left house in months
>or talked to a person
>not had friends in years
>never had a gf
>23
I've given up

22 here
somehow landed a friends with benefits on tinder

there's still hope, give it a try

very IMPOTRANT question : does a prostitute check if your a virgin and youre age ??

n-no
I mean the act itself. what is the LEAST you'll have to do?

The whole reason being a virgin is pathetic for a man is his inability to be desirable to women, not the literal act of sex.

Having your first and only time being a hooker brings you into negative virginity.

You think you deserve better?

No, but they check if you're capable of using proper grammar

weenus in vagooper

>caring what women think
The chaddest thing of all is finishing in 4-5 minutes, their needs don't matter

Im 19 year old virgin
I am a god compared to all of you losers

What's your secret you ugly fuck?

the thing I said when losing my virginity (not to a hooker, to a normal girl) was:

that I've fooled around with girls before in uni but I was always pretty much blackout drunk so don't remember much of it

I said that I was fairly shy and had to get to that point of drunkeness to get to that stage with a girl. She bought it and thought it was cute so there you go

>anime poster
A virgin you will remain

Ten years time you'll be here shitting your pants thinking, "Where did all that time go?". Mark my words man.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

How old were you?

22

she was 19

people who are 21 and older and still are virgins need to be executed

Tired of this meme.
The character in the movie fgoes 40 days without having sex OR masturbating.
Can any of you say you've done it?

No.

I lie to them about being a virgin all the time.

You should see them how hard and fast they slam down on your dick after that, thinking you'll cum right away.

Dumb cunts :^)

Me and gf said we'd do it last night, I jerked off an hour before she came over like a retard and couldn't perform, 18y/o fml she says were gonna try again

I'm a 24 year old virgin and I agree.

20

I'm only halfway there (:

wish me luck anons...just found out that this woman is looking for physical intimacy because her husband rarely fucks since they been married for 10+ years. 35 year old lady

why does virginity matter?
-because people know that women cannot keep their legs closed
-because people know that most men never amount to anything

virginity is the best discriminant for people:
-good women are not tramps
-good men manage to make something of their lives (and, since women are loose by nature, fucking a woman is not so hard (if you do not fuck a woman, you better be good at something else))

naturally, this utopia never occurs:
-women spread their legs chasing their fun, especially through good sex, thanks to the men ready to serve them
-very few men go beyond women
men never amount to anything besides providing entertainment for women, since providing for women is the easiest thing, especially when it comes to giving them gifts.

How many of you virgins are fat?

2 years from being a wizard, should I just end it now?

Same as me but I'm 29 and fucked one prostitute a few years ago. People won't just ask you if you look normal, never mind if you're a decent looking guy.

>end it now

as in taking your own life or going down on a woman?

I'm pretty sure most virgins are underweight rather than overweight.

Hookers want repeat business and have every reason to be overly nice with you.

This but unironically.

do you base that on your own underweight?

Absolutely.

20
If this isn't my year, i'm going to fucking kill myself

28

yes

no you wont.

OMG I would literally die

>not banging thirsty milfs and fresh jailbait every day

rate me lads. what are my chances?

Jesus Christ you guys make me feel better about losing mine at 18

that's not you

26.5

Lost mine two weeks ago at a party, am 27. Feels pretty good to be honest.

yes it is f.am

prove it with a timestamp then

let me finish this round of black ops and I'll get to it

I'm fat now, but I was lean for much longer than I've been fat. Didn't notice much of a difference.

bane?

me me i'm a fat guy.
t. 6'4 270 lbs

I had a chad friend when I was 15 and told him I was a virgin. He literally called up a girl and she agreed to fuck me. Chads can be REALLY fucking nice.
After that i had sex a couple more times with that girl but then I didnt have sex for like 4 more years until I had a serious girlfriend

see you in 10 years user

>Chads can be REALLY fucking nice
They usually are, or at least have good intentions when it comes to helping you. It's the bitter Brads and Staceys which are the problem.

chads help you because you pose no threat to them. they're on complete different level.

Fuck, I'd love me some state sanctioned euthanasia right about now.

I got my first gf at 27 just over a year ago, we met in a psych ward, why don't you anons just do that?

i basically gave up. i just go to work, go home to shitpost and watch films, once a week go to drink with my mates

>girls with mental issues
yikes, i'll rather remain virgin

I was a 22 year old virgin but lost it a month ago.

Having a woman who loves you is amazing.

>we met in a psych ward, why don't you anons just do that?
That's a pretty good idea

The social stigma is you are not a complete person until you have a fulfilling relationship and you aren't the best person you can be because you are alone.

20, trying my best though

Good for you user.

But I have mental issues, user.

Doesn't everyone posting here?

Been there done that, checked them dubs too.

the most infuriating thing about this movie is that there's a scene where a woman ties a man down and literally rapes him and it's played for laughs

22 lost mine a few weeks ago. Had a fun time but it was sort of awkward. Meeting her again in a few hours actually

There's nothing to gain from it.

If she's negatively impacted by it she'll react on the spot and your chance is gone

If she's positive to it she's probably a fetishist and will use your emotional attachment as a tool

If she's not affected by it then nothing's changed.

There's no reason to tell her (at least not before it happens), If she does ask during or after the act then sure, say it.

This is advanced virginity, you'll have to bang at least 20 chicks to wash this one off.

I know that feel bro

25 here. I don't usually post on this board though.

in my case she thought i was regular...

28 here. Had one experience when’ve I was 22 but she’s passed out (drunk) and I didn’t want maybe first time to hen date rape.

Pretty sure everyone can tell I’m a Virgin but I just tell people I fucked that girl and have been too depressed for years to find a gf (true). Feels bad Man. I also have a retarded fetish and porn doesn’t do anything anymore.

it's infuriating because it didn't happen to me

>once a week go to drink with my mates
fucking normies, with their friends.

No, even when I had no sex drive because I was underweight and took medecine, I eventually got curious after 14 days and wanted to see if I could feel good.

Anyone else get laid for a while then get bored of it and just keep doing it cause it's validating and then when it's over you stop caring about it again? And after enough times passed (usually months) you go get laid again?

you could just have ended the sentence after the fourth word you know

Truly benevolent gods, also nice dubs

I know that feel bro. At first it was self-exile but then I couldn't break it. I think I went from 2012-2015 without getting laid. 2012 was self imposed, 13/14/15 was I was a retard. Damn that's a long time now I think about it.

six week wank ban was a piece of piss

30. Literally made it to full blown Wizard mode. Funny thing is I'm not even really bitter or resentful toward women and society as most guys here seem to be. I choose to judge people on a case by case basis and get on with the work that I'm doing in my own life for now. I find it nonsensical and pointless to find pretexts to let society affect you and slowly poison your character. You are a divine co-creator in your life and it'll be as great or as shit as you desire it to be.

34, almost 35, but the thing is I have absolutely no desire to seek sexual relationships. My test levels are fine. Must be autism or SPD.

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28 here . My friend wants to take me to a pro. Should I do it?

23

>tried to jump his bone after like 10 minutes of talking about "darmok an jalad" whatever the fuck that was and the dude still dropped his spaghetti

>it'll be as great or as shit and you desire it to be

Your desire was to be a virgin in your 30s? Not that I don't agree with some of the things you've said.

Could be you’re just asexual or something user. You’re still allowed to want intimacy and/or a relationship though.

Lost mine at the age of 21. Paid a hooker, I had performance anxiety or something because it wouldn't stay hard. The hooker felt sorry for me so she told me to come back at a later time and she would give me a discount. I was so ashamed I never did. For the next several years I would find hookers on the street or online to fuck, until I turned 26. Women started to want to fuck me all of a sudden, now im 28 with a gf.....its not too late anons who are in your early twenties.

>tfw as a species on this earth, our sole purpose is to reproduce
>we as humans look the way we do so we can fuck other humans
>we are literally designed to do one thing, and that's to have sex
>sex is as essential to the human experience as eating or sleeping
>I have failed the one thing I was put on this earth to do
>I will probably be the first person in my lineage that spans millennia who never has sex

Being a virgin is actually disheartening on an existential level when you think about it

It's far more than just >tfw no gf

I desire to be left alone for the foreseeable future as I dedicate myself to the work that I'm doing. But would I desire to get laid at some point later on? Sure. I'm just not checking for that right now.

24, I have never even kissed someone. It's all over.

>just want to stay in my room forever and not work/be alone
>26
is my mind too far gone?

I'm 25 and one of my best friends bullies me from time to time while we're playing videogemes and he comes up with this when he gets really angry
>"hey at least i'm not a fucking wizard"
he's by the record the only person that ever bullied me about it, but I think that is mainly because he's a passive aggressive cunt already. also our friends in common think he's a legit closet homo
so that is that

if he goes from 1 to 11 over goofy shit that doesn't even matter and tries to fuck with you for real then you should stop hanging around him desu. that guy isn't your friend bro.

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21, I'm hideous and retarded.
Also mfw my friends regularly mention this movie when talking about me

I think that's kinda cool

user it does not matter,
none of this matters

This movie completely went over normies heads. The point is Steve Carell's character is meant to be sympathetic and relatable, yet normies use this movie as a stick to beat older virgins with.

Does he struggle with women too? Chads don't really do that from my experience.

STOP WATCHING SHIT WARS AND QUIP MOVIES
GO OUTSIDE, BE SOCIAL

barely knew him any girlfriends, they were all weird bitches, never showed affection in public

fuck nature bro. dab on that cruel cunt.

I honestly don't understand how you can live in America and make it through high school without fluking into sex at least once, let alone through college.

Turned 30 this week, is 16 a low number to have by my age?

but i dont live in American Pie : the country

27, not far from 28.

>22
>had sex last year
You're all losers

21
At least I'm productive

and risk getting shot in school?
I rather stay virgin forever

>had sex with a girl 3 days ago
Does this mean im not a virgin anymore?

how does pusey smell user

Damn well said

smells weird. not very good

You have to do it at least once every 30 days or you revert back.

I've been a wizard for 2 years already.

Doesn't it get awkward when you're hanging with a group of people and the topic of sex comes up and you suddenly clam up and secretly hope the subject changes as quick as possible?

I feel like this at 29 and get laid without much effort on tinder. I want to be alone unless I'm really horny.

I want to be alone 24/7
If i could i would never leave my house at all

Lost it at 16, had sex twice in the last 24 hours.

>How does sex feel like?

Dumb question, as Sex like many human activities has many different forms.

But you can break it down into two categories:

Joyless, passionless sex just to get your rocks off is a worse form of masturbation and is generally not worth it.

Passionate sex with someone you love is incredible, and the sensation is more than just the build up to climax and release.

Then I don't see why you care about sex?

Because this is unfortunately not possible, i have to work and interact with normalscum, and the more different i am from them just makes it even harder to talk to them.

I'm underweight. My mom is stronger than me.

This, except you overstate the passionate sex part. It's good but it's not that good.

22, at least you lost it man :/

I'm tall and not fat, my face is average at worst and yet I'm still a KHV

Why?

you think you're better looking than you actually are

23.
will be 24 soon...

haven't fucked a grill for like 4-5 years, and the worst part is I had chances, I just get way too drunk and sperg out

correct opinion

let me guess, you get called creepy a lot (which is just code word for ugly)?

Nope
I was never bullied for my physical appearance and no one's ever called me a "creep"
I have been called awkward though

Do you study engineering ?
I'm in a similar situation to you, I actually went out with friends a few days ago and a girl there called me socially retarded kek
As long as you don't look like a murderer or like a monster, there is hope. Just hone your social skills and get friends, a gf (might) come

>Just download tinder
>Then come up with a good opening line
>And carry it on
>And get her number
>And say something else via text, presumably?
>Then something happens?
wat

>tfw its been a decade and you finally get the opportunity again but you're so anxious about it that it just becomes a nightmare so you give up sex entirely

I just tell people honestly that I don't care much about sex. I care a lot more about the personal component of relationships, which, much to my chagrin, I still suck at.

34 here. this will literally be me in another 6 years.

That is if you manage to get that far, tinder is natural selection shrinked into a phone application.

>this will literally be me in another 6 years
No, it won't. In the movie Carell at 40 had loyal friends, good health, a safe job and tons of relationship experience as well as current opportunities with the ladies.

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that feel when decent looking 22 year old virgin

terrified to become these guys

feels bad

>had loyal friends
Not really, they thought he was weird as fuck and only invited him to poker because they were a man short. Then he was their little project once they found out he was a virgin.

based THICCIE Guerrero.

I'm decent looking but I have low selfesteem/social anxiety

Only reason I know I'm good looking is I've had a few hot girls dm me on ig but I just give excuses on why we can't hang out

Feels bad :(

>tfw the 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN is borderline chad compared to us
I need to lie down.

Can you guys teach me how to tinder?

I have social anxiety and I honestly think tinder can be the key to me curing it, just going on random dates with girls I'll never see again and fucking random girls I'll never see again

they were not his friends, they all thought he was a weirdo, that's why Seth Rogen says "this explains everything" when they find out he's a virgin