Just saw black panther

Just saw black panther

>mfw the theater was filled with 85% black people when my neighborhood is predominantly white
>mfw everyone started cheering when the words Oakland, CA appeared on screen
>mfw everyone laughed whenever there was any joke mentioned against white people
>mfw everyone was bobbing their heads to the Kendrick soundtrack
>mfw the entire theater smelled like swishers
>mfw there were several groups of black people there dressed in some sort of tribal shit
>mfw everyone clapped at the end

Overall 5/10 experience

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Did you deepthroat any BBC?

As a white guy I kind of got some funny looks at first but I laughed at all the jokes about white people so people chilled and we were all getting into it pretty quickly

A black girl even asked me for my number

Tentative 8/10 experience

Why do you like on the internet?

"Guuurl he kinda cute"

Saw it in the UK (the theatre was probably 40% black), nobody clapped, shouted, or was an annoying cunt and I watched the movie in peace. I think Americans are just naturally programmed to act like retards.

we need some gopro footage of this shit in action

There was literally only 1 black person at my screening

saw it last night in germany, was almost alone and no black people so that was good, but i didn't get any beer because ahmed said they only have kefir now and alcohol isn't allowed anymore, overall 6/10 experience

>entire theater joined in on the CIA cuck call

BASED british blacks!

She was bait for a robbery. You go to her motel room and 3 dudes come out of the bathroom, beat the shit out you and drive you to the ATM.

I'm in the UK too, it was okay. People laughed at the jokes but I thought some were a bit cringe especially the "LOOOK AT THOOOOSSEEEE" meme.

Asian people behind were laughing at the dude with the disc in his mouth. Only awkward thing was that I put my drink in the cup holder for the girl beside me, I stuttered sorry and ask if she wanted me to move it. She just looked and smiled and moved her head back to screen. I was sweating through the whole movie

7/10 experience.

>Only awkward thing was that I put my drink in the cup holder for the girl beside me, I stuttered sorry and ask if she wanted me to move it. She just looked and smiled and moved her head back to screen. I was sweating through the whole movie

Good thing I live in sourthen Europe where we don't tolerate negroes

Why did I laugh at this?

>>mfw there were several groups of black people there dressed in some sort of tribal shit

im from spain and thats pretty much false

>but I laughed at all the jokes about white people
Tragic.

Yep.

then you are definetly not from Spain colega

(this includes being from Cataluña)

>>Only awkward thing was that I put my drink in the cup holder for the girl beside me, I stuttered sorry and ask if she wanted me to move it. She just looked and smiled and moved her head back to screen. I was sweating through the whole movie

>I put my drink in the cup holder for the girl beside me
is this a thinly veiled metaphor for how you made babby?

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entre moros y gitanos los negros terminan siendo bastante inofensivos en comparación, españa en general es bastante indiferente como para decir eso

> I laughed at all the jokes about white people so people chilled... black girl even asked me for my number...

Things that never happened, Cred Forums/10

>there were several groups of black people there dressed in some sort of tribal shit

yeah in my theater lots of black people dressed up in this shit just to see this movie

>that line about not revolting against their "oppressors" to help humanity
theyre tryna brainwash these niggers to not act like niggers hahahaha

Bleach her for their jokes on white people

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>>..She just looked and smiled
jelly

Saw it 2 days ago in shithole Brussels
Theater was like 40-50% black
It was mostly quiet except for a retarded sandnigger who was literally talking with someone on his phone during the projection
Thankfully a girl told him to shut up his mouth and he did it.

Doubt he could get it all down, unlike an upstanding Democrat such as myself.

>Go to watch Black Panther in Australia
>90% Aboriginal due to government giving them free tickets because this is the closet hing they actually have to culture
>Before the screening they do a welcome to the country and unironically show this on the big screen youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E
>Left at the 2 minute mark laughing my ass off

The movie was definitely based on this.

I just love it!

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>I stuttered sorry

For WHAT? YOu need to redpill

>there are people who unironically pay to see capeshit movies
are you guys for real?

I shit you not Cred Forums there was a nig wearing a shirt with king tut on it that came to see this movie, couldn't get a pic because I was slaving away in the mines but the meme is fucking real.

Bleached

>that Katana

Tried to see the movie but I the black box office clerk wouldn't sell me a ticket.

"Not today Honkey Kong" he said. "You'll have plenty of days to see it where the seats weren't all bought out by the NAACP for black butts to sit in."

Obligatory 6/10 experience

Things that never happened.

Blacl panther was amazing, don't know what theaters y'all go to.

>tfw icelandic
>tfw not a single black in the theater

>going to see this film

>africa meme tribal clothes
Imagine french people got robbed of their idenitity as slaves and then started dressing in bavarian lederhosen to celebrate their racial identity

At least star wars nerds know they're watching fiction.

fuck me, i went to see it this afternoon and boy did the abos just crawl out of the woodworks
i never see abos in my suburb or even two suburbs over, and yet the cinema was full of them

jesus christ was it a garbage film though, i knew it would be walking in but i was hoping to be pleasantly surprised

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Because I was using her cup holder

this is why i didn't go to see it
>a white man sitting in a theater full of blacks watching a movie bashing the white man
no thanks ...i'll pass

My tax dollars well spent..

The (black) audience started doing monkey noises whenever M'baku and his tribe did it.

>'what are those' jokes

What even is that?Apparently I'm out of the loop.

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A squad with a suicide pact

3rd from right is cute. I'd let her suck my pee pee

It's a relatively old normie/youtube grade meme

I didn't know at first so I just thought it was funny that Shuri was spazzing out about him wearing shitty sandals in her lab. And it lead to the sneakers joke anyway which got big laughs

youtube.com/watch?v=2NSKl5ZjPYQ

See how far you make it before you cringe yourself to death

I watched Black Panther in Japan. The audience was probably 99% Yamato with the only gaijins being me and a black dude who was down at the front. The entire theater was deathly silent during the entire movie except for the black gentleman who laughed and clapped continuously and spoke to the screen in some form of what I assume is American English. At the end of the movie the black man clapped and left immediately as the credits began to roll, leaving behind a bunch of garbage. The rest of us stayed absolutely silent until the end of the credits then left swiftly taking all of our garbage with us folded in our pockets or handbags.

Malcolm was based
t. white national socialist

>Scottish cinema
>100% white
>loads of laughing and monkey sounds
>at least 4 "niggers! Hahaha!"

BASED

>Need to laugh at all the jokes against his race to avoid being lynched by feral niggers

Land of the free.

>jokes about white people
There were like 2 total right? I don't remember more than that

kek only the scots would pay a tenner to yell racist remarks at the cinema. Stay classless you troglodytes

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Fucking nigger can't even show respect in the land of the Rising Sun, thank god they lynch black supremascist fucktards there.

>tfw ass size is now more important than brain size

He swallowed?

>bashing white people
They hardly talk about white people at all actually.

>You now remember this guy's mother is Scottish

Ach, it's just banter, English nigger boy.

So you apologized, and then didn't move it to your own cup holder?

>AYYY BRAP BRAP WHYTES HAVE NO ASSES
>*rapes a dozen white wimmins*

SMALL DICK DETECTED

t. Future catlady coalburner

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Inhales

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>"he cute"

I fucking died of laughter when the abos started "singing"

t. 400lb black woman that worships her own ass and takes 10 shits a day

>>mfw everyone started cheering when the words Oakland, CA appeared on screen
>>mfw everyone laughed whenever there was any joke mentioned against white people

what's up with this? happened at my showing but with 90% white people

kek, I actually loved edinborough so I know you're from some rural shithole in the highlands or something.

Call me any racial slur you want m8 but at least I'm not dumb enough to pay money to see people I hate and line their pockets kek. Bet you watch cuck porn too

Only a sad loser can't take a joke

He just said he went and saw Black Panther.

Based Shitty Special-Editon CGI Jabba.

Sure thing, Sambo.

>Only awkward thing was that I put my drink in the cup holder for the girl beside me, I stuttered sorry and ask if she wanted me to move it. She just looked and smiled and moved her head back to screen. I was sweating through the whole movie
fuck man, i really pity those that are so socially awkward and uncomfortable around women
Even if you fake confidence and a women knows it she'll give you points for having the balls to do it.

Yo he bout to dab on these fuckers

I read the comics and Shuri never says anything like that, hell no one in Wakanda says stuff like that even when they're punking Ross.

Man-Ape calling this character a creatura de los americanas is the closest thing to that

they dun get ass raped thats fo sho

Is that a fucking klingon on the right?

Post the black panther demographic

>Abos have so little culture they have to WE WUZ a black people WE WUZ movie
Really jogs the noggin.

That's the thing though. Normally nerds dress up as characters from the movie, while they people who dressed up for Black Panther wore traditional tribal African garb, like this is some sort of major event for black culture as a whole. Well, and then there's that dude who dressed up as Eddy Murphy for some reason.

Lmao. Dont imply that you have a big brain just because you have a flat ass

fucking based

t.cuck

sigh. yet another fat ass nigger replying to me

Saw it in a obscure movie theater in my region 5 black people mostly white 8/10 i did enjoy my experience.

Well he wasn't a commie like king so that's enough

t. Tales of a soyboy

>why am i here
>i prefer star trek
>a fucking ewok
>my feet hurt
>i want to go home

Damn usa is fucking lost..

Do they ? HP fans certainly don't

I wonder if rappers will sing Killmonger was right

depends on the mission

>Only awkward thing was that I put my drink in the cup holder for the girl beside me, I stuttered sorry and ask if she wanted me to move it. She just looked and smiled and moved her head back to screen. I was sweating through the whole movie

Kek, Brits make me laugh more than any other nationality on this site.

Why are so many SJW so damn insecure?
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I live in an area of New Hampshire where there are maybe 20 black people total. 6 were at the showing I went to yesterday, 2 dressed in african garb. Everyone clapped at the end too
It was alright

I saw it dressed as SpongeBob. Everyone cheered when I walked in. Kids lined up for my autograph. Woman gave me numbers. Men, fist bumps. I was the only yellow person in the the sea of dark faces, but I felt accepted. 10/10

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>tfw Cornish
>5 black people in the entire county
>watched it with nothing but white people

Am I racist?

Yet u didnt have the balls to tell him?

Does anyone have the edit with the cuck gay movie ''Poor White Guy''. That one was pretty funny and I can´t find it.

What sort of whitey jokes did they make?

The cosplay is funny because they actually think Africans wore clothes.

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Why are they all wearing cones on their dicks?

>mfw everyone laughed whenever there was any joke mentioned against white people

So they only laughed once?

>swishers
What's that? All the black people in my area smell like literal shit.

phew I'm living in a city with 0 (zero) black people population

>all these angry replies
What's it like to feel personally attacked from a random person saying he had a good time, you virgins

Thats the magical negro compass that the white man hasstolen and hidden from them. It points the way to Mansa Munsas mythical city made of golden lip plates.

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So thats how Hannibal made it over the mountains.

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well, that one guy is wearing crocs

Thats Wakandan high technology.

>>swishers
>What's that?
Cheap convenience store cigarillos.

Flavored blunt wraps. Personally I think the smell of Robitussin is more reminiscent of black people, but swishers and shit works too.

>speaking taco
kys

>relaxing around niggers
You were lucky they were focused on the movie

GTFO Cred Forums
the only people who smell like shit are the ones who shit themselves, like you if you typed your garbage, and then found out a big black dude was looking over your shoulder the whole time

You don’t know how lucky you’re user.

Take the bone out of your nose sometime and you might get a whiff of your surroundings.

wtf is are swishers

smell from soul foods

>As a white guy I kind of got some funny looks at first but I laughed at all the jokes about white people so people chilled and we were all getting into it pretty quickly

Maybe they were scared of you because you might shoot up the place so they were "cool" with you

They just thought he was an usher and were trying to make sure their malt liquor bottles didnt make a "clank" sound.

And then everybody clapped

well coming to america was a documentary

Based

>Tfw you'll never go to battle naked with an erect penis
why live

Protip: virtually no one smokes Swishers, 99% of them get split open and used to wrap blunts. Black & Milds are the cheap cigarillos black people smoke for just tobacco and it's probably what you smelled.

>mfw everyone clapped at the end
Isn't this common practice in Burgerland culture though?

Look at this nigga telling me what I already know

Brain size doesn't matter, it's the connections between brain cells that matter

>went so see black panther at my local cinematorium
>95% of the audience was black
>complimentory watermelon slices were served
>there were basketball hoops all around the movie hall
>didn't bring my own basketball and I was mocked for it a little
Overall 7/10 experience

Could anyone who saw this movie fill out this bingo sheet I made a week ago?

I want to see how I did.

>man wins the throne rightfully and fairly
>the ex monarch family tries to overthrow him

>the man who won has an agenda they don't like
>they tried to have the evil guy represent trump "A guy who won the throne fairly but the people didn't like him"
>while the guy they do like had trump agenda of "make wakanda great again" and "keep the foreigners out"

So much irony

>go into auditorium that's playing black panther
>strut in wearing a fur coat and holding a cane
>playing fuck the police on a boombox on my shoulder
>black men start hooting at me, "look at that fly white boy"
>I run around giving everyone fist pumps
>do a 360 and sit down between two fine black women
>they put their arms around me and give me a plate of fried chicken, baked beans and gritz
>before the movie starts a black man representin the black people of the theater stands up and declares I'm one of the brothers tonight
>I tell him I'm his brother every night, the theater erupts into applause and we hug as guns are celebratory shot into the ceiling and joints are lit

Yikes.
I'm loving these memers.

They called the guy colonizer one time but then they treated him fairly after that and were counting on him

>all of africa is this one picture

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