>mfw the theater was filled with 85% black people when my neighborhood is predominantly white >mfw everyone started cheering when the words Oakland, CA appeared on screen >mfw everyone laughed whenever there was any joke mentioned against white people >mfw everyone was bobbing their heads to the Kendrick soundtrack >mfw the entire theater smelled like swishers >mfw there were several groups of black people there dressed in some sort of tribal shit >mfw everyone clapped at the end
As a white guy I kind of got some funny looks at first but I laughed at all the jokes about white people so people chilled and we were all getting into it pretty quickly
A black girl even asked me for my number
Tentative 8/10 experience
Asher Nelson
Why do you like on the internet?
Jeremiah Collins
"Guuurl he kinda cute"
Carson Green
Saw it in the UK (the theatre was probably 40% black), nobody clapped, shouted, or was an annoying cunt and I watched the movie in peace. I think Americans are just naturally programmed to act like retards.
Leo Hall
we need some gopro footage of this shit in action
Hudson Moore
There was literally only 1 black person at my screening
Matthew Brooks
saw it last night in germany, was almost alone and no black people so that was good, but i didn't get any beer because ahmed said they only have kefir now and alcohol isn't allowed anymore, overall 6/10 experience
Chase Barnes
>entire theater joined in on the CIA cuck call
Cooper King
BASED british blacks!
Ayden Sanchez
She was bait for a robbery. You go to her motel room and 3 dudes come out of the bathroom, beat the shit out you and drive you to the ATM.
Hudson Hill
I'm in the UK too, it was okay. People laughed at the jokes but I thought some were a bit cringe especially the "LOOOK AT THOOOOSSEEEE" meme.
Asian people behind were laughing at the dude with the disc in his mouth. Only awkward thing was that I put my drink in the cup holder for the girl beside me, I stuttered sorry and ask if she wanted me to move it. She just looked and smiled and moved her head back to screen. I was sweating through the whole movie
7/10 experience.
Austin Gonzalez
>Only awkward thing was that I put my drink in the cup holder for the girl beside me, I stuttered sorry and ask if she wanted me to move it. She just looked and smiled and moved her head back to screen. I was sweating through the whole movie
Matthew Lopez
Good thing I live in sourthen Europe where we don't tolerate negroes
Brayden Diaz
Why did I laugh at this?
Daniel Ross
>>mfw there were several groups of black people there dressed in some sort of tribal shit
Wyatt Martinez
im from spain and thats pretty much false
Brandon Adams
>but I laughed at all the jokes about white people Tragic.
Yep.
Nicholas Smith
then you are definetly not from Spain colega
(this includes being from Cataluña)
Kevin Campbell
>>Only awkward thing was that I put my drink in the cup holder for the girl beside me, I stuttered sorry and ask if she wanted me to move it. She just looked and smiled and moved her head back to screen. I was sweating through the whole movie
Caleb Bailey
>I put my drink in the cup holder for the girl beside me is this a thinly veiled metaphor for how you made babby?
Ian Walker
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entre moros y gitanos los negros terminan siendo bastante inofensivos en comparación, españa en general es bastante indiferente como para decir eso
Jaxon Ward
> I laughed at all the jokes about white people so people chilled... black girl even asked me for my number...
Things that never happened, Cred Forums/10
Jordan Sanchez
>there were several groups of black people there dressed in some sort of tribal shit
yeah in my theater lots of black people dressed up in this shit just to see this movie
>that line about not revolting against their "oppressors" to help humanity theyre tryna brainwash these niggers to not act like niggers hahahaha
William Wright
Bleach her for their jokes on white people
Jonathan Davis
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Liam Lopez
>>..She just looked and smiled jelly
Jason Parker
Saw it 2 days ago in shithole Brussels Theater was like 40-50% black It was mostly quiet except for a retarded sandnigger who was literally talking with someone on his phone during the projection Thankfully a girl told him to shut up his mouth and he did it.
Logan Ramirez
Doubt he could get it all down, unlike an upstanding Democrat such as myself.
Gavin Kelly
>Go to watch Black Panther in Australia >90% Aboriginal due to government giving them free tickets because this is the closet hing they actually have to culture >Before the screening they do a welcome to the country and unironically show this on the big screen youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E >Left at the 2 minute mark laughing my ass off
Aaron Powell
The movie was definitely based on this.
I just love it!
Ethan Ramirez
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John Powell
>I stuttered sorry
For WHAT? YOu need to redpill
Daniel Johnson
>there are people who unironically pay to see capeshit movies are you guys for real?
Adam Peterson
I shit you not Cred Forums there was a nig wearing a shirt with king tut on it that came to see this movie, couldn't get a pic because I was slaving away in the mines but the meme is fucking real.
Gavin Bailey
Bleached
Samuel Lewis
>that Katana
Dominic Kelly
Tried to see the movie but I the black box office clerk wouldn't sell me a ticket.
"Not today Honkey Kong" he said. "You'll have plenty of days to see it where the seats weren't all bought out by the NAACP for black butts to sit in."
Obligatory 6/10 experience
Luis Cruz
Things that never happened.
Blacl panther was amazing, don't know what theaters y'all go to.
John Morales
>tfw icelandic >tfw not a single black in the theater
Brayden Hughes
>going to see this film
Julian Reed
>africa meme tribal clothes Imagine french people got robbed of their idenitity as slaves and then started dressing in bavarian lederhosen to celebrate their racial identity
Cameron Jones
At least star wars nerds know they're watching fiction.
Colton Butler
fuck me, i went to see it this afternoon and boy did the abos just crawl out of the woodworks i never see abos in my suburb or even two suburbs over, and yet the cinema was full of them
jesus christ was it a garbage film though, i knew it would be walking in but i was hoping to be pleasantly surprised
Brandon King
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Gavin Rivera
Because I was using her cup holder
Joseph Howard
this is why i didn't go to see it >a white man sitting in a theater full of blacks watching a movie bashing the white man no thanks ...i'll pass
Jackson Edwards
My tax dollars well spent..
Nicholas Rivera
The (black) audience started doing monkey noises whenever M'baku and his tribe did it.
Levi Morgan
>'what are those' jokes
What even is that?Apparently I'm out of the loop.
Aaron Evans
...
Xavier Fisher
A squad with a suicide pact
Ryder Lewis
3rd from right is cute. I'd let her suck my pee pee
Jeremiah Lee
It's a relatively old normie/youtube grade meme
I didn't know at first so I just thought it was funny that Shuri was spazzing out about him wearing shitty sandals in her lab. And it lead to the sneakers joke anyway which got big laughs
See how far you make it before you cringe yourself to death
Joseph Sullivan
I watched Black Panther in Japan. The audience was probably 99% Yamato with the only gaijins being me and a black dude who was down at the front. The entire theater was deathly silent during the entire movie except for the black gentleman who laughed and clapped continuously and spoke to the screen in some form of what I assume is American English. At the end of the movie the black man clapped and left immediately as the credits began to roll, leaving behind a bunch of garbage. The rest of us stayed absolutely silent until the end of the credits then left swiftly taking all of our garbage with us folded in our pockets or handbags.
Zachary Reyes
Malcolm was based t. white national socialist
Hunter Murphy
>Scottish cinema >100% white >loads of laughing and monkey sounds >at least 4 "niggers! Hahaha!"
Jack Turner
BASED
Cameron Clark
>Need to laugh at all the jokes against his race to avoid being lynched by feral niggers
Land of the free.
Christian Jackson
>jokes about white people There were like 2 total right? I don't remember more than that
Gabriel Brooks
kek only the scots would pay a tenner to yell racist remarks at the cinema. Stay classless you troglodytes
Eli Fisher
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Easton Stewart
...
Wyatt Lewis
...
Jacob Bennett
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Connor Jones
Fucking nigger can't even show respect in the land of the Rising Sun, thank god they lynch black supremascist fucktards there.
Jace Hernandez
>tfw ass size is now more important than brain size
Anthony Davis
He swallowed?
Aiden Hernandez
>bashing white people They hardly talk about white people at all actually.
Lincoln Sullivan
>You now remember this guy's mother is Scottish
Ach, it's just banter, English nigger boy.
Benjamin Campbell
So you apologized, and then didn't move it to your own cup holder?
Nathaniel Clark
>AYYY BRAP BRAP WHYTES HAVE NO ASSES >*rapes a dozen white wimmins*
I fucking died of laughter when the abos started "singing"
Nathan Moore
t. 400lb black woman that worships her own ass and takes 10 shits a day
Easton Mitchell
>>mfw everyone started cheering when the words Oakland, CA appeared on screen >>mfw everyone laughed whenever there was any joke mentioned against white people
what's up with this? happened at my showing but with 90% white people
Gabriel Walker
kek, I actually loved edinborough so I know you're from some rural shithole in the highlands or something.
Call me any racial slur you want m8 but at least I'm not dumb enough to pay money to see people I hate and line their pockets kek. Bet you watch cuck porn too
Alexander Lopez
Only a sad loser can't take a joke
Joshua Morris
He just said he went and saw Black Panther.
Ryder Butler
Based Shitty Special-Editon CGI Jabba.
Aiden Turner
Sure thing, Sambo.
Alexander Parker
>Only awkward thing was that I put my drink in the cup holder for the girl beside me, I stuttered sorry and ask if she wanted me to move it. She just looked and smiled and moved her head back to screen. I was sweating through the whole movie fuck man, i really pity those that are so socially awkward and uncomfortable around women Even if you fake confidence and a women knows it she'll give you points for having the balls to do it.
Evan Hill
Yo he bout to dab on these fuckers
Jeremiah Mitchell
I read the comics and Shuri never says anything like that, hell no one in Wakanda says stuff like that even when they're punking Ross.
Man-Ape calling this character a creatura de los americanas is the closest thing to that
Evan Richardson
they dun get ass raped thats fo sho
Camden Jackson
Is that a fucking klingon on the right?
Luke Collins
Post the black panther demographic
Easton Bell
>Abos have so little culture they have to WE WUZ a black people WE WUZ movie Really jogs the noggin.
Brody Reyes
That's the thing though. Normally nerds dress up as characters from the movie, while they people who dressed up for Black Panther wore traditional tribal African garb, like this is some sort of major event for black culture as a whole. Well, and then there's that dude who dressed up as Eddy Murphy for some reason.
James Baker
Lmao. Dont imply that you have a big brain just because you have a flat ass
Hunter Martinez
fucking based
Isaac Collins
t.cuck
Alexander Ramirez
sigh. yet another fat ass nigger replying to me
Parker Jenkins
Saw it in a obscure movie theater in my region 5 black people mostly white 8/10 i did enjoy my experience.
Jack Fisher
Well he wasn't a commie like king so that's enough
Christian Roberts
t. Tales of a soyboy
Luke Gray
>why am i here >i prefer star trek >a fucking ewok >my feet hurt >i want to go home
Lucas Bailey
Damn usa is fucking lost..
Ryan Thomas
Do they ? HP fans certainly don't
I wonder if rappers will sing Killmonger was right
Connor Brooks
depends on the mission
Matthew Rivera
>Only awkward thing was that I put my drink in the cup holder for the girl beside me, I stuttered sorry and ask if she wanted me to move it. She just looked and smiled and moved her head back to screen. I was sweating through the whole movie
Kek, Brits make me laugh more than any other nationality on this site.
I live in an area of New Hampshire where there are maybe 20 black people total. 6 were at the showing I went to yesterday, 2 dressed in african garb. Everyone clapped at the end too It was alright
Jason Flores
I saw it dressed as SpongeBob. Everyone cheered when I walked in. Kids lined up for my autograph. Woman gave me numbers. Men, fist bumps. I was the only yellow person in the the sea of dark faces, but I felt accepted. 10/10
Aiden Price
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Jayden Martinez
>tfw Cornish >5 black people in the entire county >watched it with nothing but white people
Am I racist?
Landon Foster
Yet u didnt have the balls to tell him?
Adrian Jenkins
Does anyone have the edit with the cuck gay movie ''Poor White Guy''. That one was pretty funny and I can´t find it.
Jaxson Thompson
What sort of whitey jokes did they make?
Grayson Brooks
The cosplay is funny because they actually think Africans wore clothes.
Isaiah Howard
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Ian Barnes
Why are they all wearing cones on their dicks?
Jackson Cook
>mfw everyone laughed whenever there was any joke mentioned against white people
So they only laughed once?
Jaxon Diaz
>swishers What's that? All the black people in my area smell like literal shit.
Wyatt Reyes
phew I'm living in a city with 0 (zero) black people population
Ryder Nguyen
>all these angry replies What's it like to feel personally attacked from a random person saying he had a good time, you virgins
Jack Powell
Thats the magical negro compass that the white man hasstolen and hidden from them. It points the way to Mansa Munsas mythical city made of golden lip plates.
Josiah Foster
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Parker Mitchell
So thats how Hannibal made it over the mountains.
Gabriel Thompson
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Anthony Walker
well, that one guy is wearing crocs
Aaron Evans
Thats Wakandan high technology.
Asher Price
>>swishers >What's that? Cheap convenience store cigarillos.
Carter Cox
Flavored blunt wraps. Personally I think the smell of Robitussin is more reminiscent of black people, but swishers and shit works too.
Chase Torres
>speaking taco kys
Jacob Walker
>relaxing around niggers You were lucky they were focused on the movie
Robert Scott
GTFO Cred Forums the only people who smell like shit are the ones who shit themselves, like you if you typed your garbage, and then found out a big black dude was looking over your shoulder the whole time
Sebastian Peterson
You don’t know how lucky you’re user.
Christopher Walker
Take the bone out of your nose sometime and you might get a whiff of your surroundings.
Charles Adams
wtf is are swishers
Jack Anderson
smell from soul foods
Hunter Bennett
>As a white guy I kind of got some funny looks at first but I laughed at all the jokes about white people so people chilled and we were all getting into it pretty quickly
Maybe they were scared of you because you might shoot up the place so they were "cool" with you
John White
They just thought he was an usher and were trying to make sure their malt liquor bottles didnt make a "clank" sound.
Anthony Anderson
And then everybody clapped
Dylan Roberts
well coming to america was a documentary
Eli Peterson
Based
Ryder Baker
>Tfw you'll never go to battle naked with an erect penis why live
William Harris
Protip: virtually no one smokes Swishers, 99% of them get split open and used to wrap blunts. Black & Milds are the cheap cigarillos black people smoke for just tobacco and it's probably what you smelled.
Camden King
>mfw everyone clapped at the end Isn't this common practice in Burgerland culture though?
Xavier Powell
Look at this nigga telling me what I already know
Brandon King
Brain size doesn't matter, it's the connections between brain cells that matter
Grayson Perez
>went so see black panther at my local cinematorium >95% of the audience was black >complimentory watermelon slices were served >there were basketball hoops all around the movie hall >didn't bring my own basketball and I was mocked for it a little Overall 7/10 experience
Evan Nelson
Could anyone who saw this movie fill out this bingo sheet I made a week ago?
I want to see how I did.
Oliver Morgan
>man wins the throne rightfully and fairly >the ex monarch family tries to overthrow him
>the man who won has an agenda they don't like >they tried to have the evil guy represent trump "A guy who won the throne fairly but the people didn't like him" >while the guy they do like had trump agenda of "make wakanda great again" and "keep the foreigners out"
So much irony
Daniel Flores
>go into auditorium that's playing black panther >strut in wearing a fur coat and holding a cane >playing fuck the police on a boombox on my shoulder >black men start hooting at me, "look at that fly white boy" >I run around giving everyone fist pumps >do a 360 and sit down between two fine black women >they put their arms around me and give me a plate of fried chicken, baked beans and gritz >before the movie starts a black man representin the black people of the theater stands up and declares I'm one of the brothers tonight >I tell him I'm his brother every night, the theater erupts into applause and we hug as guns are celebratory shot into the ceiling and joints are lit
Jayden Reyes
Yikes. I'm loving these memers.
Cooper Thomas
They called the guy colonizer one time but then they treated him fairly after that and were counting on him