Is he back boys? I'm thinking he's back. It's time for a new age of KINO

Is he back boys? I'm thinking he's back. It's time for a new age of KINO

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dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5344201/Riley-Stearns-throws-shade-Mary-Elizabeth-Winstead.html
instagram.com/esther.mcgregor
mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/ewan-mcgregor-youre-fing-dead-11555230
instagram.com/p/BU4QSYnh3KJ/?hl=en&taken-by=imogenpootsofficial
youtu.be/ce1utwVQrG0?t=1m11s
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

her legs are thicker than his

do you think he had a chub rubbing against her back when he was doing this?

he finally got that cocksucker

DUMPED, AM I?

Girls like it when you get a hard on for them. I once went to a strip club and made the mistake of not getting an erection when a stripper was grinding on me and she thought I was weird. So I learned from that experience to let myself get wood every time I'm behind a woman like in OP's pic. Otherwise you are insulting them.

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5344201/Riley-Stearns-throws-shade-Mary-Elizabeth-Winstead.html
I fucking love the daily mail
>He went through a period when he was constantly uploading miserable posts to Instagram, in the wake of his estranged wife Mary Elizabeth Winstead leaving him for Ewan McGregor.
>But writer/director Riley Stearns seems to have turned a corner after vowing that 2018 would be more positive for him.
>And as February arrives, it seems the 31-year-old has not just taken on a positive outlook but is feeling ready to get back on the dating horse.

Note that this article is from february 2nd, 2018 lmfao

Do you think they fucked like animals that night?

without a doubt. Riley has learned the appeal of the casting couch now

>a stripper giving you a lap dance at a strip club=any woman anywhere

That checks out

instagram.com/esther.mcgregor
when do you think riley will strike to make things right?

The best way to get back at an ex is to immediately get with a woman more attractive than her. Preferably younger too.

He pretty much has to do it

That's how it should always be

Riley's problem is he has a cuck voice.

her face is uggo

>>Girls like it when you get a hard on for them.
indeed, but only if you are a chad or it is thier job to get you one

why is she wearing a padlock on her belt?

He's such a huge beta faggot and and a cringy one too. He kinda reminds me of myself. Expect I don't do Jiu Jitsu

Honest to god I'm proud of Riley. I wouldn't even know who this guy was if he wasn't constantly spammed here though.

who is this and why should i care?

rude
Riley's revenge will be complete when he looks Ewan in the face and calls him dad

She's cute but she can look like Hillary Clinton at times, which is very scary

unironically delete this

she looks like she fucks black guys

>Ewan, his daughter and Riley sitting at the McGregor family table
Sounds like an intense breakfast

>Those twig legs
Absolutely disgusting

Imogen Poots has that rich southern english chick thing which I fucking hate.

how old is she?
im concerned

Ewan clearly doesn't give a shit about his family.

>rich southern english chick thing
Looking fuckable?

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that's a lot of words and none of them say what he wants to say in that photo i.e. FUCK YOU SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER

>It's easy. Just imagine you've got someone you really hate, like a Scottish cocksucker, in your grip and just let your body takeover

His legs are legit narrower than my arms.

Smart guy, getting it on camera so she can't accuse him of rape when her vagina dries up

>All feet are weird
Wtf I thought Riley was our guy!!!

Kinda disappointing, I was hoping she'd be more into it.

>Ywn be choked by Poots' thicc legs

how is this not sexual harassement?

>Ok Riley can you let go now haha
>R-riley
>NNNGGHGHGHGHGHGET
>THAT

>riley is banging imogen

how can that roastie MEW even compete?

>Esther
Who did this

Do you think when he squeezed her she yelled IMO ‘GEN POOOOOOTS *braaaaaaap*

If he did get hard he'd be #MeToo'd

Riley's Revenge.

The faster to kick Scottish teeth with!

Is he gonna be alright?

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HERMOSA...

How mentally ill are the people who post on celebrities Instagram pictures?

>STARTED AT THE BOTTOM WITH A FRUMPY MEW, NOW IM DOING CHOKEPLAY WITH POOTS

Is he a secret underdog Chad in the making?

Well it’s mostly foreigners so...

ouch

>FRIENDS
>do you get it riley, FRIENDS, stop fucking calling me, stop asking me out

JUST

instagram is mostly a shopping catalogue for saudi princes

there was no need of putting "FRIENDS" in all caps, poor Riley

>FRIEND
>Only word in all caps

What did she mean by this?

do you think he got the message?

GET

call me a cuck will ya?

are we going to meme them together? Is that the plan?
Call the daily mail

>mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/ewan-mcgregor-youre-fing-dead-11555230
wtf this isn't a Cred Forums meme?

THAT

it is

the daily mail got memed into publishing Cred Forums shitposts and shopped instagram posts as fact

Yeah, I'm thinking he's back.

holy shit, rekt

In all-caps too, lmao

SCOTTISH

how did riley react?

she's too pretty to have such a horrible name

he was butthurt about it and whined about muh tabloids for 2 days

Found the soyboy with thick legs.

Riley the type of guy to practice jiu jitsu consistently for a decade and post about it on IG all the time but get ragdolled by some Chad newbie who just walked into the gym one day

how is he not gay? look at those facial mannerisms, those ankles, those wrists..that's a gay faggot through and through

thats her chastity belt

I gave up on dating many years ago. Haven't gone on one since. With all this tinder and social media shit deters me even more

The 80:20 ratio is real btw. I've been on many dates and countless parties/nightclubs.

Dios mios.
>FRIENDS
That's fucking brutal.

kek

her soles a C U T E !!

absolutely destroyed

Now let's see if Daily Mail picks this up too

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Post the GET THAT SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER image.

I think Riley will snap soon.

He's like all the guys who get their oneitis. They are incredibly naive when it comes to women, they never got redpilled.

did you see the one about him feeling horny?

REJECTED

No, he's going to channel everything into his art. Expect Riley kino coming soon.

great

/ourguy/ is doing alright

>So glad to have great FRIENDS like
>has to capitalize FRIENDS
Riley has had a hard life

instagram.com/p/BU4QSYnh3KJ/?hl=en&taken-by=imogenpootsofficial
nice edit

DISMISSED

/ourchad/

jesus fucking christ
>im okay
>im okay
>everything is fine
>im awesome
>no bad thoughts
>everything is perfect

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tricked again

Looking forward to this. Riley the kino master has done it.

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I love Riley threads.

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>shade

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Imagine being Ewan in that scenario and having to be all like "damn, Riley, you fuckin' alpha, all scary with your borderline dyel body and carefully trimmed beard. I would totally shit my pants from the sight of you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room because he dropped that old mew hag before tabloids even knew about them. Like seriously imagine having to be Ewan and not only stand there while Riley flaunts his $2 Walmart sword in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the Jesse Eisenberg signature and tears in Riley's eyes, and just stand there, minute after minute, attempt after attempt, while he perfected that stab. Not only having to tolerate his testesterone-deprived fucking visage but his pathetic attitude as everyone on Cred Forums tells him he's GONNA MAKE IT and DAMN, RILEY LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch his girlish fucking beta face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fighting nothing but a healthy diet of begbies and siths and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the mountains in Scotland. You've never even seen anything this fucking sad before, and now you swear you can taste the swaet that's breaking out on his fivehead as he tries to cover it with the hair from the crown, smugly assured that you are terrified of the prospect of getting killed with his "lightning-fast (for that is what he calls himself)" moves, the moves he worked so hard for in the dojo for his entire life. And then the security comes in, and you know you could laugh your fucking face off before dying of a heart attack, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Ewan Mcgregor. You're not going to lose your future directorial career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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lol skinny jean DYEL's actually think this

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Is Riley /ourguy/?

Goobs would reck Riley

It's gonna be even weirder when he then looks at MEW and has to call her "mom"

Cred Forums's relationship with Riley is complex and conflictual; originally we were all jealous of him and feeling a nu-male like him didn't deserve a goddess like MEW but the moment they broke up we all showed support for him and realized it was that whore who didn't deserve his gentle soul; we love teasing him about being a nu-male but we also respect him for trying to work out and appear more alpha. We joked about him being a cuck months before it happened, we made fun of him but it was also a warning, we are his only loyal friends through all this. We're his mischievous guardian angels.

yes

Why can’t he catch a fucking break, bros?

Damn, those are some dead eyes

>Gun massacre when?

>this is an 11/10 in the """"""united""""" (((((kingdom)))))

I can't wait for his movie to come out. I see some good edits in the future.

soon

I will never understand this

Rileyposting tickles me in just the right place. Thank god for you people

Why is he hiding his jawline? It's not that bad.

daily mail probably posts these threads

Not only legs, she is comparable or even bigger than Riley. And she is 5'4''

We picked on him to the point that he has unfucked himself and is embracing the meme. God bless him, this is why some kids need to be bullied.

I actually think Riley is pretty good looking. He'd got a beta mindset but he could still probably get a good looking woman.

Ewan knows Riley is coming.

i refuse to believe this man is straight

>We picked on him to the point that he has unfucked himself

Do you seriously believe that?

>How mentally ill are the people who post on celebrities Instagram pictures?

i'd say strong. to... to quite strong.

eaxactly. the certainty with which people proclaim this shit is inversely proportional to how real it actually feels for them

>he has unfucked himself

yeah. yeah, he definitely has.

he was pretty upfront about being miserable two months ago

Ewan would glass this new york cunt's face in.

Lol. That looks like one of those mini replica guns from Four Lions

Hurting women helped me get over a bad breakup too. Can't recommend it enough.

Ewan's far too easygoing to glass anyone. Personally I think it ought to be legal to shoot a glasser dead on the spot but that's beside the point.

technically it could be

Yes, because it's true. Many such cases.

someone post the get that scottish cocksucker one

>thick, muscular quads from lifting are now soy

the absolute state of Cred Forumseddit

Like what?

wow he got friendzoned hard on social media

Uh, ever heard of a guy named JESUS? He got bullied by the Jews and Romans and he was way better off afterward.

>the comments

This is what you want.
youtu.be/ce1utwVQrG0?t=1m11s

I hope so.

Clinton used to be a qt, I would beg for just a sniff of her hairy 70s bush.

The weak should fear the strong.

Why can't riley catch a break bros

There *are* some pretty nice pictures of her as a young woman.

t. John Boyega

i wanna roll with imogen poots and occassionally catch a whiff of her bare feet

bure gino

He was a beta his whole life.
Now that she has dumped him he's gone on a journey like never before.

He has awakened.

most weekends she hangs out in a tiny cafe in chelsea

she always has her annoying brown friend with her

>great FRIENDS

he will never not be a beta manlet, jesus

He won

>In 2010, Winstead married Riley Stearns, a film director and television writer from Austin, Texas, whom she met at age 18 on an ocean cruise. She starred in and produced Stearns' debut feature film, Faults in 2014

Unfortunately fake...not based

>always has her annoying brown friend with her

You're certain it's her and not Sophie Turner?